Uncle Si Skipped Prom for a Wild Night With His Parents

Summary

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Podcast Episode Summary

Duck Call Room – Episode: “Uncle Si Skipped Prom for a Wild Night With His Parents”

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, with Willie Robertson, Phil Robertson, Gavin, and more
Release Date: May 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Duck Call Room spirals delightfully through humorous family reminiscence, tales of prom night gone awry, wild outdoorsy escapades, and the trademark blend of duck camp wisdom and banter. Si recounts a prom night unlike any other, the guys roast each other’s quirks, trade stories of youth and hunting mishaps, dissect the meaning of “normal,” and dispense candid relationship advice to listeners. It’s a raucous swirl of nostalgia, laughter, and the comfort of Southern camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Duck Commander Business & Gas Station Food Reviews

[00:34–03:29]

• Justin Martin unveils his lighthearted ambition: Instagram gas station food reviews, claiming, “I know gas station food better than most humans.”
• Willie and the gang brainstorm rating systems and joke about sponsorships (Dude Wipes, bidets), riffing on the inconveniences of outdoor life.
• Jokes fly about failed business ventures and odd products—“We legitimately have a full mine… full of them teacups.” – Martin [03:58]

2. Should Duck Commander Have a Ballroom?

[04:10–06:32]

• Discussion drifts to absurd ideas like a Duck Commander ballroom, conference room reshuffles, and hosting “Dancing With the Stars.”
• Phil dreams of a dance hall: “We need a dance hall. Why not?” [04:56]
• The guys lampoon their own lack of dance skills and oxygen needs with jokes about fresh oxygen in dance venues—riffing on Vegas-style casino air.

3. Allergy Attacks and the Perils of Travel

[07:01–08:26]

• The group commiserates about allergies, sneezing marathons, and the distress of sleep apnea machines.
• Phil recounts (with comedic exasperation) wrestling with a self-adjusting CPAP machine:

  “It’s like somebody’s walked in on you and cranked it up. So I wake up in the middle of that, and I said, ‘What in the crap…’” – Phil [13:16]

4. The Snoring Olympics and Sleepwalking Mishaps

[14:06–16:37]

• Si’s legendary snoring and frequent nighttime bathroom trips get roasted by everyone, with Willie describing the hardship of bunking with him:

  “My man pees a lot during the middle of the night. And he always got to flip a light on… Oh would you quit going to the bathroom?” – Willie [15:10]

• Si’s sleepwalking misadventures culminate in an underwear-clad run down the highway, unwittingly ruining his sister’s college date.

  “I run about 3, 500 yards down the highway... In my underwear. And I never woke up.” – Si [16:20]

5. Childhood Pranks and Sibling Trauma

[17:20–19:02]

• The Robertson childhood comes alive with a prank on their aspiring-nurse sister involving a disguised grass snake and a feigned broken hand.

  “She grabbed his hand like this… he opened his finger where the snake’s head come out, she fainted.” – Phil [18:46]

• Stories roll into Willie tossing a snake into his wife’s shower and a round of general agreement: “Snakes are never funny.” – Martin [18:58]

6. The Search for “Normal,” and Relationship Advice

“Weird” is the Norm

[42:18–44:37]

• The crew debates a listener’s problem: being labeled “weird” by a girl.

  “Normal people suck.” – Martin [43:12] “Find a girl to match your freak.” – Willie [47:17]

• The group humorously fails to identify a single “normal” person they know, reaffirming the value of uniqueness and weirdness.

  “Ain’t nobody normal.” – Phil [46:50]

The “Not My Type” Dilemma

[52:33–55:00]

• Listener “Chase” emails about a potential girlfriend who “isn’t ugly, just isn’t my type.”
• The panel offers blunt, sometimes comedic, sometimes serious commentary:

  “He needs to go to a psychiatrist, have him test you, son. ‘Cause you got some issues that you’re not dealing with.” – Phil [53:49] “Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” (Proverbs 31:10, quoted by Martin [57:01])

• The group references the movie Shallow Hal and adds, “Beauty is only skin deep and it’s fleeting.” – Phil [55:59]

7. Si’s Infamous Prom Night

[23:13–26:44]

• The episode’s title story: Si reveals the real reason he “skipped” senior prom—he’d just moved due to his dad’s job, didn’t know anyone, and ended up staying home, drinking a quart of Jack Daniels with his parents:

  “My prom night consisted of… I drank a quart of Jack Daniels at the house with mom and dad.” – Si [23:39]

• Instead of a dance floor, the family just laughs, plays games, and enjoys each other’s company:

  “They were laughing the whole time. I know that.” – Si [25:00]

• The crew jokes about whether this is childhood trauma or not, but Si insists it was a good time.

8. Classic Duck Commander Tales & Listener Q&A

[31:04–57:00]

• Godwin arrives and the group recounts fishing stories, including being repeatedly out-fished:

  “I caught one. He caught 18 in a row on me.” – Phil [32:50]

• More tornado survival tales and outdoorsy laments—plus musings on basements (and why you don’t build one in Louisiana).
• The episode ends with more listener emails, life advice, and banter about quirks, faith, and finding a “keeper” in love.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I didn’t do it nice. I screamed.” – Phil, about waking up his wife to stop her sneezing [08:39]
• “I just got where I finally just took it off… and said, hey, screw this… with this crap.” – Phil, on his CPAP [13:37]
• “My prom night consisted of… I drank a quart of Jack Daniels at the house with mom and dad.” – Si [23:39]
• “Find a girl to match your freak.” – Willie [47:17]
• “Beauty is only skin deep and it’s fleeting.” – Phil [55:59]
• “Some of you throw back, but hey, then when you run up on one that’s a keeper, you don’t let her go.” – Phil [57:16]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|-----------| | Gas station food reviews & career change jokes | 00:34–03:29 | | Ballroom at Duck Commander, dancing, and oxygen | 04:10–06:32 | | Allergy attacks and CPAP struggles | 07:01–08:26, 12:24–13:44 | | Snoring, sleepwalking, underwear episode | 14:06–16:37 | | Robertson childhood pranks | 17:20–19:02 | | Listener mail: Weirdness, normalcy, advice | 42:18–47:41, 52:33–57:16 | | Si’s wild prom night story | 23:13–26:44 | | Fishing stories and tornado tales | 31:04–39:11 | | Search for “normal” continues | 46:41–47:39 |

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Tone, Style, and Takeaway

The episode epitomizes Duck Call Room’s signature: coarse Southern humor, brotherly teasing, and storytelling that turns everyday mishaps and memories into legend. The conversational style—punctuated with honest advice, one-liners, and authenticity—makes listeners feel like they’re sitting in the duck camp themselves.

Key Takeaway:
Embrace your quirks, cherish family, don’t worry about being “normal,” and always be yourself—whether you’re skipping prom or out-fishing your elders. As Willie sums up: “Find a girl to match your freak.”

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Transcript

[Phil Robertson]

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[Martin]

Welcome back to the Duck Call Room.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. You can do it. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Ladies and gentlemen. We're a chair shy because Hunter screwed up.

[Martin]

Boy, you told us to get into the intro quicker.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you told us in the first 15 seconds we had a hook, so

[Martin]

I threw the hook, made a huge mistake. Everybody stay tuned to find out what,

[Willie Robertson]

and then blamed it on spell check.

[Martin]

I mean, I blame spell check, but

[Willie Robertson]

it was probably my dumb brain. Yeah, there you go.

[Martin]

How are you?

[Willie Robertson]

That's a good way to save face with everybody else in here. We wasn't going to throw you under the bus, but. And they're not going to watch this, so. It's all good. PhD weight loss don't work so good. God, when you can't even see him.

[Martin]

And he'll be here Tuesday. Yeah, problem is today's called Thursday. Hunter?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Nothing.

[Martin]

My mistake.

[Willie Robertson]

It's all good.

[Martin]

I texted him on a Tuesday, so

[Willie Robertson]

I think I texted Tuesday on Taco Tuesday. That's the problem.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Right.

[Martin]

So it's just the three of us today because. Yeah, you've already heard why.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what's here. So. Yeah, we're. We're fired up about it, I guess. Supposedly I'm fine.

[Martin]

I've also decided I'm gonna start a new career.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Martin]

I'm going to take my Instagram and go to gas stations and review their food.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Martin]

Feel like everybody was born with a gift. Okay, I know gas station food better than most humans.

[Willie Robertson]

So are you going to, like, do this pro bono, like on your own, or are you gonna have gas stations pay you to come try their food?

[Martin]

Or if they would like me to pay, I'm. I'm down. Yeah, but no, I was just gonna. I mean, I've already eaten gas station food 75% of my life anyway, so why not, you know?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, what's the writing scheme on it?

[Martin]

I think we're go with stars.

[Willie Robertson]

Stars.

[Martin]

11 to 5 stars.

[Phil Robertson]

Stars.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it could be brought to you by dude wipes. Another avenue sell. Look, I'm always thinking of avenues to

[Martin]

sell something that meat pie at the USA Travel Plaza.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's what you should rate it in is what you should do is you should rate it into use.

[Martin]

Dude wipes. That's a bad thing, man. Dude wipes are great, but got to use them.

[Willie Robertson]

I choose to use. I don't know about got to. Well, you use it today.

[Martin]

What are you doing that. You got a. Well, that's a good point.

[Willie Robertson]

They're cozy. What can I say?

[Martin]

I'm going to get you on the bidet one day.

[Willie Robertson]

And they make it cool and they're biodegradable, so you know, there you go. Like when nature calls.

[Martin]

Dude, you bad.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I'm just saying when you. When nature calls.

[Martin]

It's a good point.

[Willie Robertson]

A lot of times we don't have a toilet doing what we do. So, you know, anyways, you got to have something that travels with you.

[Martin]

Gas station foods.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

That's going to be my next career.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

Like the guy fieri of gas stations.

[Willie Robertson]

So diners drives in and dives. Except it's just called gas stations.

[Martin]

It's. We probably need something catchier.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

And I need better hair.

[Willie Robertson]

But on the road again.

[Martin]

Oh, that's good.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

Then you don't even. Yeah, you know, I. I like it. I think it's going to be big.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

Probably won't even do it, but I've been thinking about it for like, ah.

[Willie Robertson]

What are you going to do for your next career?

[Phil Robertson]

Hit the button.

[Willie Robertson]

He guards you.

[Phil Robertson]

Next career is a gar.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he guard you.

[Phil Robertson]

No, he a gar.

[Martin]

What?

[Phil Robertson]

Whatever I do, it'll be a gar.

[Martin]

I doubt that. Pretty much everything you've done for the last 10 years has been a gold mine. Everything's a strong term.

[Willie Robertson]

There's a couple I can think of. It didn't quite work out, but some

[Martin]

of those weren't his fault.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they were not his fault.

[Martin]

Cup should have been a gold mine.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Instead we. We legitimately have a full mine. Full of them.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but we sold a bunch of them too, so we sold way more than we got left. So. Teacups.

[Phil Robertson]

I was put to good use.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they still are. They're still being put to good use.

[Martin]

Where are they? That.

[Willie Robertson]

Everywhere. It's a way easier to question, to answer where they're not. And I'd say the White House maybe. But there's probably one.

[Martin]

There's probably some.

[Willie Robertson]

There's probably a sign. Silas Robertson autograph memorabilia and. Oh, okay, I'm all ears.

[Phil Robertson]

What Duck commander needs a ballroom A ballroom? Yeah.

[Martin]

Why would we need a ballroom?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, why not?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we got three conference rooms, so.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no.

[Martin]

Every time I come in here, the conference room changes again.

[Willie Robertson]

And there's always no ballroom. There's always new people.

[Phil Robertson]

We need a dance hall.

[Willie Robertson]

A dance hall? Oh, you trying to go boot scooting Boogie.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. I got you.

[Phil Robertson]

MacMillan. He's got some pretty fantastic.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, break dancing. McMillan.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

What are we doing here?

[Martin]

I would like a ballroom, but I don't think it makes sense for a Duck Commander event room.

[Phil Robertson]

You never know.

[Willie Robertson]

You never know. He's right.

[Gavin]

You're never.

[Martin]

Hey, they're doing. They're doing field trips now, Duck Commander.

[Phil Robertson]

We could even. Hey, we could even have Dancing with the Stars in it.

[Martin]

We have a museum with that, bro.

[Phil Robertson]

I know it, and it was great.

[Martin]

Would you go on Dancing with the

[Phil Robertson]

Stars if they called in? I want to watch the Sadie.

[Martin]

Yeah, that. But, like, if they called you and, like, hey, will you come be on Dancing with the Stars at the ripe old age of 78?

[Phil Robertson]

No. No.

[Martin]

Why not?

[Phil Robertson]

If they wouldn't. If they had done it my teenage years, yeah, I'd have been there.

[Martin]

Bails on, friend. TV wasn't around. Also, you weren't a star exactly in your teenage years.

[Phil Robertson]

I. No, I've always been a star. I just hadn't been found yet.

[Willie Robertson]

Hadn't been discovered.

[Phil Robertson]

I just hadn't been discovered.

[Martin]

There you go, Diamond.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no.

[Martin]

Duck Commander. You Duck Commander does. What's it called?

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Martin]

Field trips.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, Willie. Hey, Willie. Hey, don't. Don't sell the ballroom short. Willie's pretty good on his feet.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't think nobody's coming to see y' all dance.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Hey. Yes, they would, huh? What are you talking about?

[Willie Robertson]

What are you gonna do, roll out there on your scooter, baby? Burn rubber in the middle of the dance floor?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, baby. It would be something new.

[Willie Robertson]

We're gonna have to pump fresh oxygen into that rascal if you get out of it.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, oxygen is. You know, it's there.

[Martin]

Do they pump oxygen like, into casinos in Vegas?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, to keep you awake, baby.

[Phil Robertson]

Keep you awake.

[Martin]

So could we get, like, one of those just for in here, so you don't have to bring your machine.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm sure. Except we're gonna.

[Martin]

Hunter put that on the list of things to think about.

[Willie Robertson]

It'd probably bring the whole thing up. Everybody have fresh oxygen? Even you, Hunter.

[Martin]

We need to. Yeah, and then we'd have Godwin here.

[Phil Robertson]

We'd all have a buzz.

[Martin]

We'd have more oxygen.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, we'd all have a buzz going.

[Martin]

You can get a buzz off of oxygen?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, sure as you can, son.

[Martin]

That's why you've been carrying that thing around for the last three years.

[Phil Robertson]

You think I'll carry my own with me?

[Willie Robertson]

Is it a buzz, or you just get brought up to normal, and you're so getting back to normal Feels like a buzz.

[Martin]

I'm about to need the oxygen machine.

[Willie Robertson]

That. Yeah. What. What you got going over here?

[Martin]

I woke up Sunday, and I'd been attacked by the outdoors, apparently in my sleep.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

I kind of been hacking ever since.

[Willie Robertson]

I got you. That's interesting. Yeah. Something got me over in Texas. Something was blooming that don't bloom here.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And I sneezed no less than 200 times.

[Martin]

I mowed a little bit.

[Phil Robertson]

My wife goes on that. What, they'll go forever and then just. Hey, she'll start.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I knew when my eyes got to water and at that. At that NASCAR track, I said, rut row. We. We got. I mean, I wasn't so happy. I was crying. Those ribs were good, but they weren't that good. And then, yeah, they got swollen. And I was like, this goes on

[Phil Robertson]

and on and on and on.

[Willie Robertson]

Sneezing.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't.

[Martin]

Oh, once I sneeze, I sneeze eight times.

[Phil Robertson]

I try to scare, because I'll come up behind and say, quit that.

[Willie Robertson]

It ain't the hiccups, bro.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. But, hey, thought about work.

[Martin]

I mean, it was worth a shot.

[Phil Robertson]

I know that. I screamed at her.

[Willie Robertson]

It woke her up.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I would think so. Why? I just don't.

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't do it nice. I screamed.

[Willie Robertson]

What y' all get? Hey, we got Mother's Day. When's this air? Next Tuesday. The Mother's Day will average. What'd y' all get? Y'. All's. What did you get? You do you get Christine something for Mother's Day?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I thought it was a checkbook.

[Willie Robertson]

Throw the checkbook. Did you get Allison something?

[Martin]

Yeah, I throw her the checkbook.

[Phil Robertson]

It's what she wants.

[Martin]

If it works. Find out what age that starts working.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I've already done that.

[Martin]

I'll let you know if it's 37.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd you get? Oh, you did redid the house?

[Phil Robertson]

We did the house.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. You're good for at least Mother's Day birthday.

[Phil Robertson]

We had a bunch of cheap junk in it. Now we got some nice stuff.

[Martin]

What you get?

[Willie Robertson]

Premium.

[Martin]

What kind of stove you got?

[Phil Robertson]

We got marble about that thick all

[Willie Robertson]

over the Kitchen, y'. All, Man. What were marble to match?

[Phil Robertson]

It took four men to bring it in, set it down. Hold on.

[Willie Robertson]

That man went with marble to match his teeth.

[Phil Robertson]

Son, I'm serious.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

What kind of appliances you got? I'm in the appliance market, and I can't figure it out.

[Willie Robertson]

You buy a new stove or did you use your old one?

[Martin]

Lord, I hope if they cut it the whole.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, not only did I get a new stove.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I got a new microwave and oven.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. What'd you go with? What brand? Do you know?

[Phil Robertson]

I have no idea. My wife did all that.

[Willie Robertson]

But you went gas on everything. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You got, like, the gas and electric.

[Martin]

Industrial, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, it's real nice. I just put that work. I like that because it goes about, you know, halfway up the wall.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. Big.

[Martin]

And what kind of microwave you get?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

Does it just regular, like it has a door?

[Phil Robertson]

No, because she's. Yeah, just anything technical.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Christine's got it.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, did you get one of them that you push a button and it comes out the cabinet, and then you sit your food down and close it again?

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, no. This is just real nice.

[Willie Robertson]

Is that what you're getting?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

I'm. I'm constantly.

[Willie Robertson]

I got friends.

[Phil Robertson]

All the cabinets in the house had to be redone.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because the rest of them were molded.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep. So they're gone.

[Phil Robertson]

Pour all them out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You want. You're talking about doors.

[Gavin]

I've tried different diet plans before, but this one's different. This PhD is way different than other diet plans. Most weight loss plans have one thing in common. They quit working. Usually the weight comes right back. But PhD weight loss is different. I'm 13 weeks in to the PhD weight loss program. I'm down 27 pounds. Plus you got a coach that you have to talk to every week. Part of the tools that helps is they give you a diary. You have to. If you bite it, you got to write it, so.

[Willie Robertson]

That's awesome, Gavin. And we all know what worked once before doesn't always work again, because your body fights weight loss every step of the way when it's under stress. Right. And so quick fixes like GLP1 drugs, they can work, but they don't always address what's causing the problem in the first place. Ph.D. weight loss works with you to develop a plan that works with your body and focuses on restoring your metabolism so your body stops fighting you. The goal isn't to lose weight once. It's to never have to start over again. And right now, you can call PhD weight loss and mention Godwin. You'll get two free weeks in the program, and they'll pay for your food. That's a $1500 value, completely free. Call 864-644-1900 and say God again. That's 864-644-1900. Or visit my PhD weight loss dot com. Hey, do you feel better? Because they say living in mold, you feel like trash. Do you feel better?

[Phil Robertson]

My wife said that she had said that's the reason I feeling better. And I said, well, darling, that. And, you know, just because I don't. I don't use my CPAP anymore at all. I have no.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Praise be Upstairs. Even exercise kept waking me up at night. You know, I would go to bed with it set on two. Why wake it up? And it'd be seven. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know how CPAPs work. Does that mean it's just really pumping it to you?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, what are you talking about?

[Martin]

Hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

But who's changing it? Who's changing it? It would wake me up.

[Martin]

Who's changing it?

[Phil Robertson]

The stupid machine.

[Martin]

It changes itself.

[Phil Robertson]

It changes itself.

[Willie Robertson]

He says. 7. Like having a leaf blower on your face.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, it is. It's like somebody's walked in on you and cranked it up. So I wake up in the middle of that, and I said, what in the crap.

[Willie Robertson]

That's why you always felt like you was falling.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, it's winter. So finally I would just take it and put it on top of my head, and I'd lay there and I'd go back to sleep.

[Martin]

I don't think that does anything.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I just got where I finally just took it off and turned it off and said, hey, screw this.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

With this crap.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Brittany done got tell me I snore too much now. But I don't.

[Martin]

I don't snore. That I don't wear.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't feel like I do. My sleep tracker doesn't say, you told

[Phil Robertson]

me I snore, but. I know.

[Willie Robertson]

But they said that my sleep tracker says there's nothing to be worried about with all my stats and everything.

[Martin]

You look like you snore.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I come from.

[Martin]

You look like you like what?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, they said, I saw some logs.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that rascal I have. I was.

[Martin]

You probably make all.

[Phil Robertson]

I'll tell you how bad it is. We went to Kansas up there with Barrett. Well, hey, I Got in the room. And the first thing Phil said, he said, hey, get the hell out of here.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And I said, what?

[Willie Robertson]

You know who got the pleasure of bucking with psy?

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't gonna be able to sleep with a fake train going through the living room.

[Willie Robertson]

This guy. The bedroom I always got. I always got bunked with. Sigh. New guy.

[Martin]

There's worse jobs.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, hey, they. They, they banned me. Yeah, I had to stay in the living room in a recliner sometimes, but

[Willie Robertson]

we had our own room a lot of time.

[Martin]

I got a buddy that snores like that, and he used to live with me in college.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, surprisingly, size problem for me was not the snoring. I mean, it was bad, but I could eventually. He was so consistent, I could get it timed and I could go to sleep. My man pees a lot during the middle of the night. And he got up.

[Phil Robertson]

I get up quite.

[Martin]

He's very well hydrated.

[Willie Robertson]

And his night vision must not be great because he always got to flip a light on to see. And I was like, oh, would you quit going to the bathroom? Like, I don't remember where it was.

[Phil Robertson]

We went hunting somewhere

[Willie Robertson]

and just.

[Phil Robertson]

I flipped the light. I thought it was in the bathroom. I was in the. I was in another bedroom.

[Martin]

Had you peed yet?

[Phil Robertson]

No. Guy said, what do you want? I said, wrong room, dude.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, my bad.

[Martin]

Oh, that's funny.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man. Now I've always sleepwalked.

[Martin]

Oh, that's not good.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, because look. Hey, my older sister was taking a guy in college. Football player. Oh, boy. They come at the door and he was fixing to kiss a good night. Well, I just shoved him out of the way and walked past him in my underwear. He yelled at me. When he yelled at me, I took off running.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, praise God.

[Phil Robertson]

I had no. Look, you're just. He called me. I. I run about 3, 500. 3 to 500 yards down the highway.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes. In your underwear.

[Phil Robertson]

In my underwear.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes.

[Phil Robertson]

Look. And I never woke up. Yes, I know. They told me about it the next day. Judith said, do you know you interrupted me and my boyfriend? I said, what are you talking about?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And he was fixed to kiss me good night. You just shoved him out of the way. He liked to fell off the porch when they'd done it.

[Willie Robertson]

Have you ever seen the movie Step Brothers?

[Martin]

I have a question. Be for real.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm similar to a plot I've seen.

[Martin]

Yeah. Did you. You were just messing with them, right?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Martin]

You knew what you were doing?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna Break them up.

[Phil Robertson]

No, they won't. They. You know, they brought. He brought me back to the house. Y' all put me back to bed. And they told me about it the next. Next time I seen him.

[Willie Robertson]

You know what I'd give for watching Sigh run in his whitey tighties down the road at the age of 15 or whatever he was?

[Martin]

You know what I'd give to see him do it at the age of 78?

[Phil Robertson]

We have.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't want him to die. If he wants to go scooting down the road, I'm cool with Judy.

[Phil Robertson]

Judy's going to college, and she studied. You become a nurse.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. So every time we had any kind of little scratch or cut or whatever, she had to doctor us.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. So we. We got sick of it.

[Willie Robertson]

There's worse things in life.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. So we got sick of it. She was always. Yo. So Tommy said, I. I got some. He went outside, caught him a grass snake, little green one. And he wrapped around his fingers, and when he squeezed, turned that green snake yellow, blue, black. Just. It made it look like a bad bruise. And we was always around boxing. So we was boxing, you know, And Tommy swung it feeling Phil Duck. And Tommy act like he hit the wall, yo. Yeah, made a big. He hit it with his hand like this when it hit and went. Get on. Yeah. Broke it. I broke it. I broke it. Yo, well, here comes Judy. You know,

[Martin]

he's so happy with what they did 70 years ago to his poor sister.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Because, look, she grabbed his hand like this and said, oh, my goodness. I think you did break it. You broke your fingers and wrist. Yo, about that time he opened his finger where the snake's head come out, she fainted.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, then she got a concussion. That ain't right.

[Martin]

What is wrong with the Robertson?

[Willie Robertson]

That ain't right, man.

[Phil Robertson]

It was funny.

[Martin]

Snakes are never funny.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they are.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that was funny.

[Willie Robertson]

That's before he was terrified.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't like them anyway.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's before he was.

[Martin]

That's the Robertson way. Willie threw a snake in the shower with Corey.

[Willie Robertson]

A real one?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, that's good.

[Martin]

No, it's not.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's fun, man.

[Martin]

How?

[Willie Robertson]

Watch them dance.

[Martin]

That's Corey's still mad about. But I. I said, why did you do that?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That's funny. She was running, snake was running. They're both scared of each other. That would have been the end. I'd have been like, nope.

[Willie Robertson]

So if Allison walk in tonight, throw a snake on you, what happened?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I Will it threw one of four in the shower.

[Willie Robertson]

What? We.

[Martin]

You don't say.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah,

[Willie Robertson]

we just talk about it.

[Martin]

Yeah, I did used to do this thing early on in my marriage that I thought was hilarious with a bucket of ice water.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. That's hateful.

[Phil Robertson]

You're in the shower.

[Martin]

I'd rather he warmed right back up.

[Willie Robertson]

I know, but throw 10 snakes on me rather than a cold plunge in the middle of a hot shower. Like, throw 10 snakes in there. I'll be all right. I'll figure that out.

[Martin]

That's a fun joke. I need to do that to my kids.

[Willie Robertson]

You do that to Carter, he's gonna beat the snot out of you.

[Martin]

Nah, he'll think it's funny after. Although I am banned from.

[Phil Robertson]

Knocks you out. I see. He knocks you out. He'll. Thank you, squad.

[Willie Robertson]

Just record it if you.

[Martin]

I'm banned from jokes at our house, though, because Carter says I'm no good at them, so.

[Willie Robertson]

You're not even dinner party funny at home.

[Martin]

I'm not even. I'm not. I'm just. Nope. Banned from jokes. Every day. I'll say something. He's like, dad, I told you, you were banned from jokes. And I'm like, well, technically, I make the rules, so.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, some people can tell them and some people can't.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, some people.

[Martin]

I can't.

[Willie Robertson]

Some people got the gift of delivery.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right. That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

So there you are. There he is right there.

[Martin]

Some people can't deliver even a simple text message that says, Thursday, I had

[Phil Robertson]

a buddy in high school.

[Gavin]

It is.

[Willie Robertson]

It's a toughie. Life is tough.

[Phil Robertson]

That boy can tell so many stories. And he could do it.

[Willie Robertson]

Are you talking about he could do

[Phil Robertson]

it for a week and never repeat himself?

[Willie Robertson]

You talking about yourself?

[Martin]

I repeat himself, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he does.

[Phil Robertson]

High school.

[Martin]

You were the second best storyteller in your high school.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I was one of the best. But, I mean, he. That boy could hold his own, though.

[Martin]

That boy could hold his own.

[Willie Robertson]

What's he doing now?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Willie Robertson]

What's he doing now?

[Phil Robertson]

I think he passed away. Oh, thank Alexander.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't mean to go down that road. Whoops.

[Phil Robertson]

He was.

[Martin]

He was a good guy, Martin. Hold on.

[Willie Robertson]

We'll take a quick ad break.

[Martin]

No, I'm just saying, for the class of 1956, odds are pretty high.

[Phil Robertson]

Are they? What? What?

[Martin]

What year did you graduate?

[Phil Robertson]

66.

[Willie Robertson]

66.

[Martin]

Okay, so not as high as 56.

[Willie Robertson]

Is not 56. Problem. All right, look. Springtime is here. It's warming up. You know, what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y' all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's why, because of our friends over at Tri Tails. Beef makes such a good product. Baby, ain't it good?

[Martin]

It's so good. It's our friend Sal Robertson would say. Fire on the grill.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, before we got tritails getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef come from. But with Tri Tails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while now. Look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribeyes on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire. That's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritels beef. I know in size case. Christine loves it. Which is just a.

[Phil Robertson]

She doesn't eat me in a big me. These are folks.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, just go to tribe.com. that's tribe.com support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

[Phil Robertson]

I had to leave my last half of my senior year and go to another high school.

[Willie Robertson]

Why? Rezoned you move.

[Phil Robertson]

Mom, dad moved.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay. You didn't get expelled or nothing. I was hoping for that story. Okay, yeah, like you're out moving on. But I moved. That's what. Why Joe move. Why'd you move?

[Phil Robertson]

Job.

[Willie Robertson]

Got a new job. Where'd you finish? High school.

[Phil Robertson]

And Gonzalez, L.A. gonzo.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you went down south?

[Phil Robertson]

My prom night consisted of. I drank a quart of Of Jack Daniels at your promise.

[Willie Robertson]

Huh?

[Phil Robertson]

That was it. And that's the house with mom and dad upstairs.

[Martin]

Hold on, hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

That was my. That was my high school, you know, prom.

[Martin]

Where is the therapist?

[Phil Robertson]

Cuz I didn't know anybody.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we need Emily back for this one.

[Martin]

You didn't know anybody for your senior prom. So you stayed at home with your parents.

[Phil Robertson]

With mom and dad. And mom and dad had a good time. They had a hoop watch if he get polluted.

[Willie Robertson]

Why was I not alive in 1966.

[Martin]

Why. Why are we just now finding out about.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, hey, look around. The Robertson household.

[Willie Robertson]

Did y' all leave and go to Waffle House?

[Phil Robertson]

Ah.

[Willie Robertson]

Did y' all leave and go to Waffle House? I was just curious.

[Martin]

You need that eye therapy thing from your senior prom?

[Phil Robertson]

I need you. What?

[Martin]

We got some. We got some trauma we need to work out from your senior prom.

[Willie Robertson]

It don't sound like trauma. He sounds like he enjoyed.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. Oh, I had a good time.

[Willie Robertson]

So. Yes. See, I don't. I don't think there was no trauma.

[Phil Robertson]

Mom and dad had a better time than I had.

[Willie Robertson]

What y' all do, watch tv?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't remember.

[Willie Robertson]

Play dominoes?

[Phil Robertson]

They were laughing the whole time. I know that. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And did anybody come to prom with you? No. I was just curious. I didn't know if it was just a so. But you wouldn't have been the so it had been. Jan would have been.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, Jen was there because y'

[Willie Robertson]

all were the last two in the house.

[Phil Robertson]

Right, Mama Jen?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

No, you're. Are you older than Jan?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, I don't.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but he's the baby boy.

[Phil Robertson]

She's my baby boy. She's the baby girl.

[Willie Robertson]

He's the baby baby.

[Martin]

I thought you were younger than Jan.

[Willie Robertson]

So what'd you do in Gonzalez? Did you like living in Gonzalez? I guess you were only there for a few months and you come back or something.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

What, two and a half, three months? Yeah, at the most.

[Gavin]

And then.

[Willie Robertson]

So you're a graduate of the Gonzalez High School, whatever they are.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I don't even remember what they all ate.

[Martin]

You don't even know your.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, look, I only. Look, I only. I just got a. Matter of fact, I just got a letter in the mail the other day to come to the.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, 66. What, y' all are 60 years?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, 60 something years.

[Martin]

60 year reunion.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm going with you. Let's go.

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't even go. I did. I threw it away.

[Martin]

What's he gonna do, Be like, hey, you guys remember prom when I got drunk with my mom and dad?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey.

[Martin]

Yes.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. Look, I didn't know, but had one kid at school and I don't even remember his name.

[Willie Robertson]

But we just missed a chance for the 60 year high school reunion.

[Martin]

Is that where you went? East Ascension. Is that where you went? That's the only high school in Gonzalez.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's it.

[Willie Robertson]

East Ascension. What are they, the Pirates or Spartans? Spartans. Spartans.

[Phil Robertson]

Got to come up with you and I, you know, I had to leave. Right Middle of all the whole. No, it sucked.

[Martin]

That would suck.

[Willie Robertson]

We should.

[Phil Robertson]

It sucked.

[Willie Robertson]

But we should have gone to your reunion.

[Martin]

No, we shouldn't.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I don't want to. If it had been New North Caddo High, North Cat Vivian.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

But hey. But four of the guys that I went to class with at Vivian, they come down because the guy, he had bought himself a 1996 Chevelle Chevrolet. Chevelle two tone blue and blue and another color with a 396 motor in it. We spent the night burning the tires

[Willie Robertson]

off that sucker down in Gonzalez.

[Phil Robertson]

Down in Gonzalez.

[Martin]

It was the Cajun Grease lightning right there.

[Phil Robertson]

That was fun because, look, they should make that movie. The other three had drove it. The other three had drove.

[Willie Robertson]

It's called the Water Boy.

[Phil Robertson]

And hey, they had been raw, hiding, yo. So when they said, okay, it's your turn, you know, I was driving. I was going to drive it, right?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

No, until I pulled up at a stop sign at a red light and a guy pulled up beside me and started rearing his engine up. Popped the clutch, burned rubber a little bit.

[Martin]

Give him a little.

[Phil Robertson]

My buddy that owned the car, he said, you're not going to take that, right? Well, they weren't paying attention. I wasn't going to take it. I let him start and he got a little bit heavier. Then, hey, I'm sideways all through five gears. Because every time I'd snatch another gear, I'd turn. Might not hit that other car. Yep. Then hit it again, slam it, and then might hit him going the other way. I said, is that okay?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He said, okay, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

That's. That thing was right. Was run.

[Willie Robertson]

And then, so what, you retreated and went back to Tech. You come back to Tech as soon as that was over with.

[Phil Robertson]

Back to the Louisiana mama. That was a good. That was a good time, too, when my mother called me and said, you're going to college. And I said, no, I. She said, oh, yeah, you are. I said, no, I. Yeah, oh, yeah, you know. And I said, hey, look, you and Daddy work too hard for your money. Don't. Don't waste it, because all I'm gonna do is party. And she said, well, have a big and have a good one. He said, because you're going to college. And I said, why? She said, because when you're 40 years old and digging dishes for a living, you can't say mom and dad didn't give you the opportunity to go. Go to college.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't want you to say, boy, Fade. I'm not giving me that chance.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

What were you doing at 40, huh? Oh, you're still in the military at 40?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

He was a. E. Something, but y'.

[Phil Robertson]

All, I tried to talk her out of it, and she said no. So when I went, I. I figured

[Willie Robertson]

you would have thrived down south in a town like Gonzalez or something. I actually figured that.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, now I have a good time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. You just hated not being your buddies.

[Phil Robertson]

You had nobody there.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

Yeah, he couldn't bother feeling k. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He couldn't be the third wheel anymore. Yeah.

[Martin]

That man belonged as the third wheel.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He. He ended up with just him and his mom and his daddy and Jan.

[Phil Robertson]

So while I was so used to being. Yo. You know, when the school bus would pull up in the morning at Deviant?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Me and Phil would get off, and then all the kids would come up and say, okay, you know, what did you do for, you know, Saturday and Sunday? Because we was always fishing, hunting, doing something. You know, picking Grimes pecans, stealing. We had a con or she didn't. Hey, we'd pick us £100 and go sell it.

[Martin]

Thievery, extortion. Now that you're selling it, I think poaching.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. All the thing. What'd your dad do for a living? What'd he get transferred?

[Phil Robertson]

He was oil fill. He was a driller.

[Willie Robertson]

Drill rig.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah, a lot of oil down there. All over the earth, which is.

[Phil Robertson]

He did all the. All of them. I think he hit like five that

[Willie Robertson]

actually had oil down there.

[Phil Robertson]

The rest of them was gas. Gas.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yeah, I figured.

[Phil Robertson]

I knew his guy's pocket cap it. No, the United States has got gas wells capped in every state. They was drilling for oil. As soon as they hit those gas cap, it, move on to the next site.

[Martin]

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, how did you make it?

[Phil Robertson]

Speaking of Godwin.

[Willie Robertson]

Johnny Godwin, the man.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, the man.

[Martin]

The incredible shrinking natural man.

[Willie Robertson]

The incredible shrinking man.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, you're looking good there, young man.

[Willie Robertson]

Goblin, come slide over in this chair.

[Martin]

Yeah, you really are.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. Really is looking good.

[Willie Robertson]

We got about 15, 20 minutes. Hey, we'll run you back. Yeah, we'll run it back on Monday, too. But go ahead and sit down since you're here.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, no one I ain't seen. You a woman? The woman don't let you out anymore? Oh, he's too busy. She's too busy keeping it at home.

[Willie Robertson]

Too much canoodling.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Too much, man.

[Martin]

No, not enough man, I think, is the problem.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, it's too much, man.

[Willie Robertson]

You had any interesting guests lately, Gavin? Anything happened? I ain't had to pull no hook out of nobody.

[Martin]

You hear that? People that have recently been with Goblin. You're not interested? I'm just kidding.

[Willie Robertson]

No, but the.

[Gavin]

The beauty of that, not the interesting, but not.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Nothing crazy happened. Nobody fell out of the box.

[Gavin]

So far, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

What's the biggest one you caught lately?

[Gavin]

Biggest one. I call 220.

[Phil Robertson]

Which one?

[Willie Robertson]

Get him over. He judged.

[Gavin]

Was it 220? Yeah. They're doing it.

[Phil Robertson]

Vibe.

[Willie Robertson]

I remember when you would go fishing. Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

I remember the day. I remember the day that boy stepped me. Oh, 18 to 1.

[Martin]

Some people can.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. And I got the same bait, the same rod, the same line, the same reel.

[Martin]

Sounds like user error.

[Phil Robertson]

Under him. His bait is here, and I'm under him. And hey, big crappie hits this, and I reel mine in, throw it back out again. Hey, same thing. Reel it in. One hits his.

[Gavin]

I drill in mine, slowly reel mine in.

[Willie Robertson]

Is that how it happened?

[Gavin]

Got one.

[Phil Robertson]

I caught one. He caught 18 in a row on me.

[Gavin]

He got married. Thought he rod down. I can't believe it. He's reeling too fast.

[Phil Robertson]

You reeling too fast. I know. I wasn't.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Nope.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

I was worried I was going to kill my tha green giants. Yeah, they're doing fine. I did what they said, and it's like it works.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Gavin]

Good. Doing good. Yeah. Grandkids doing great.

[Willie Robertson]

God. When everybody at Texas motor speedway told me to tell you, hello, can we

[Gavin]

stack at a bear?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was just there.

[Phil Robertson]

Lion feed fee, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

I told everybody, I said, I mean, I know we're having a good time. I said, but y' all need to come to one of these with Goblin.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And they said, why is that? I said, because he walk around and he can tell you everything's going on around here. See, me, I just walk around here, look around. I don't really know. I don't really know nothing.

[Phil Robertson]

And I ain't got a clue what's going on.

[Gavin]

I watched it.

[Willie Robertson]

It's a good thing you weren't there, though, because they's giving out free custard everywhere you look. I know that ain't on now.

[Gavin]

Now.

[Willie Robertson]

I know that ain't on your plan.

[Gavin]

Oh, I don't bother me no more. Except for I could still eat 18 pecan pies in one sitting right now.

[Willie Robertson]

That's the one you miss?

[Gavin]

That's the one I miss. Mama used to make some good.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Gavin]

Big old cup of pot. Well, pot of coffee and pecan. Oh, I'd eat them all at one time.

[Phil Robertson]

Women over at Longleaf Plantation make some good pecan pie.

[Willie Robertson]

Where's that at?

[Gavin]

Overlone, Mississippi.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I saw. Hey, I don't know. You may need to check on your friends down there in South Mississippi. The big town of Purvis, Mississippi, got hit last night by a tornado.

[Martin]

The Homes.

[Willie Robertson]

I hope they're doing all right. Dr. Dean's doing all right, ain't he? From Homes or Purvis?

[Martin]

I mean, I don't know about Dr. Dean's.

[Willie Robertson]

You may want to check.

[Phil Robertson]

Really? Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I got hit by a tornado last night. 100. So our folks in Mississippi. I know we got a lot of y' all that have supported us and stuff through the years, now that I think about it. Yeah. Hey, we're. We're praying for you guys, man. That was. I. You know me, I'm a nerd. I watch all the storm chasers. I don't want to do it one time, but I'm also mildly terrified.

[Martin]

You want a storm chase?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I really want to go see a tornado. Like I want to see one of those tornadoes like out in like Nebraska, you know, I'm saying all the way to Oz.

[Gavin]

Well, it's flattering. A flitter out there. Well, you can see them from afar.

[Willie Robertson]

Just that's what I'm saying.

[Gavin]

Gotta be close.

[Willie Robertson]

No, that's ripping up like a week.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't want to sit up close.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, that's ripping up like a wheat field.

[Phil Robertson]

What about.

[Willie Robertson]

I just.

[Martin]

But next thing you know, it's ripping up cows.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I mean, hey, let me tell you what it ain't. Messing with a human. I'm cool, man. I don't like it when people, you

[Gavin]

know, close to where we hunted the other day, they had softball size hail and it was tearing up cars.

[Willie Robertson]

Is your camper up windshield?

[Gavin]

It was. It stopped. It didn't get there. Yeah, I wouldn't look.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh wow.

[Gavin]

It was stopped like half a mile, just a line through. But everybody's houses got tarps on them and there's a dad and just tore plumb off the houses. Looks like somebody come through there with a shotgun.

[Phil Robertson]

There's a town in Texas down there below College Station somewhere. Okay. And one come through there, Galveston. And look, the whole town. That tornado picked the whole town up. Tore everything, houses, pipes. All that was left was the slabs.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Martin]

When was this?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey look, it yanked the pipes out of the concrete.

[Gavin]

Good gray.

[Phil Robertson]

When. Hey, it's somewhere down there below College Station somewhere.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, but when, when he's looking for

[Phil Robertson]

footage that was what, in his 20s?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Gavin]

It'd be black and white.

[Phil Robertson]

I know. Cause hey, you told me my daughter, we would. She drove through there and showed us.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, it was just left it there.

[Phil Robertson]

You tried twin slabs?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they didn't put nothing back on top.

[Phil Robertson]

But it was that Waco tornado. It was insane just to see it.

[Willie Robertson]

Wacko, I imagine.

[Phil Robertson]

Yo, all you could see was hey was concrete slabs with the town and down the road. Insane.

[Gavin]

That's crazy. There was one come through Kansas City. One of my fishing buddies just got his boat out of his storage. It was like a storage unit and it tore that place up and they.

[Willie Robertson]

Storage unit?

[Gavin]

Yeah, the storage unit. And it was like his boat. If he hadn't he left a day early. If he hadn't left a day early, his boat would have been in there,

[Willie Robertson]

would have been gone.

[Gavin]

Brand new boat. But there was a pop up camper out in the grass out there. It ain't even touched. That's crazy, ain't it?

[Phil Robertson]

Never Touched some towns, same thing. It hit about like 10 houses in a row, and then there was a house and it skipped. Just lifted up, went by. It started tearing up behind it.

[Gavin]

Crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

But it did do the 10 houses in front of that one. And just what gets me was when you see what one of them can do. We live in cracker Jack boxes.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. No, they tearing it up now.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, hey, you talking about when stuff starts ripping stuff out of concrete

[Martin]

out of concrete, it make you want

[Willie Robertson]

to build a basement?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I'm. Yeah, go underground. It'll make you go turn bold.

[Martin]

I don't understand basement. No, I've been in one one time and it freaked me out.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Gavin]

Basement? I got one at the church.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, that's the one you were in.

[Martin]

No, I forget about that one. That's the most. That's the most flooded piece of.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's always on the water.

[Gavin]

You can't dig a hole in Louisiana.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

The basement at WFR has been flooded probably 50 times.

[Willie Robertson]

Why don't I just put a plug in and call it the Baptistry?

[Martin]

Well, because they got a. They got a cool group that meets down there on Wednesdays called

[Gavin]

Dave. Part of that.

[Martin]

Yeah, big day. Better every Wednesday night.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, is he a basement guy?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Aquarium.

[Martin]

Aquarium, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, no wire caulking around the doors and making an aquarium.

[Martin]

Hawk that thing up, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

That's why I said, well, you do a baptister stairs going down.

[Phil Robertson]

That's it.

[Willie Robertson]

Be waiting.

[Phil Robertson]

Right.

[Gavin]

Oh, you talking about something interesting. I do fish and Compton interesting.

[Willie Robertson]

Let me show you.

[Martin]

Well, word.

[Phil Robertson]

Did you.

[Gavin]

I have to give this to Hunter, so.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, and he's got a picture of it.

[Gavin]

No, I got a video.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, he's got a video.

[Martin]

What word did he say, though?

[Willie Robertson]

He said. Oh, he was talking about something interesting. How did you not understand that?

[Martin]

I understood the first part. Then he said it talking about fish and.

[Gavin]

Well, fish.

[Willie Robertson]

He said talking about fish and something interesting.

[Martin]

I heard the same thing as you, J.D. don't worry, I heard.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's because y' all ain't sat by this man for 20 years.

[Gavin]

Yeah, y' all need to learn, Goblin.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, y' all gotta learn.

[Phil Robertson]

You gotta speak Godwin.

[Willie Robertson]

Y' all need to sit in a tiny metal building with him shoulder to shoulder. Me him yesterday. Oh, that's a strapping. That's a bunch of crappies.

[Martin]

Fish slam. I do have some emails.

[Willie Robertson]

Go ahead, let's get in them.

[Martin]

We need to get to. Because we haven't given a lot of relationship Advice.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what I'm gonna be doing Tuesday morning.

[Gavin]

Tuesday morning. High fence. Fishing. Are you.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Where are you going?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, being Stone's going down there.

[Willie Robertson]

Where?

[Phil Robertson]

Down at the. I don't know the name of the lake, but it's Honey Hole.

[Martin]

Anyway, if you need a. If you need relationship advice, we're the four people to fix all your problems. Just email us the situation you are in and make it concise, like my friend Elijah.

[Willie Robertson]

All right, Elijah, what do I do?

[Martin]

I like a girl, but she says I am quote, unquote. Is that a thing? Quote, unquote. Unquote, Unquote.

[Willie Robertson]

It'd be quote, unquote.

[Martin]

Is it quote unquote. I don't even know what that means. Let me start over. What do I do? I like a girl, but she says I'm quote, unquote, weird.

[Phil Robertson]

Weird.

[Martin]

End of email.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, you didn't kill her. You didn't tell her, hey, look, get on the bandwagon because you just don't know the fun you're missing.

[Gavin]

Yeah, tell her. Don't be so serious.

[Phil Robertson]

Right.

[Willie Robertson]

Is it a little too on the nose if I ask Hunter for his opinion?

[Martin]

I have many. Hunter, what's your opinion on what Elijah should do? Move on from her.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Martin]

But was weird a good thing?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, weird is a good thing.

[Martin]

Maybe she sees it as a good thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, normal.

[Martin]

Normal people suck. If she saw it as a good thing, I doubt he would email. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Like I said, are we all weird?

[Martin]

Yes. Willie Robertson, once.

[Phil Robertson]

We all are in our own way.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Gavin]

We all got a court.

[Willie Robertson]

Everybody's weak.

[Phil Robertson]

We're all unique.

[Martin]

Willie Robertson claimed he's a normal person, and I said, no, you're not. He argued with me and Corey for like a week that he's just a normal guy. I was like, you're one of the weirdest people I know.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, he's not.

[Willie Robertson]

He skins. He skins people.

[Phil Robertson]

He's not normal.

[Gavin]

No, he's not.

[Martin]

I don't even know what normal real strange are. Like.

[Phil Robertson]

He's my yo.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm trying to think.

[Phil Robertson]

He's a strange dude.

[Martin]

Who's the most normal person?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's what I was trying to think of.

[Martin]

Chad Creel. No, no, he's weird.

[Phil Robertson]

He has weird.

[Willie Robertson]

He's annoyingly nice. Like, that's not weird. Like, you got to have a little savage.

[Martin]

Just a normal guy.

[Willie Robertson]

That's a regular Jesus hearse.

[Martin]

Did you just say Kurt Lively? Is that your. That ain't no.

[Willie Robertson]

I smell like Old Spice and Cat piss. But it'll be okay, Kurt. That's a Kurt lively line at a funeral. Mind you,

[Martin]

my favorite.

[Willie Robertson]

Mind if I sit by your brother? I smell like Old Spice and cat piss.

[Martin]

That's Kurt quote of all time to me. I walked up.

[Phil Robertson]

You got to love that boy. You got to love that boy.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

I ran into Kurt one time. His truck had all these dents all in it. I said, kurt, what's up with your tailgate, man? He goes, oh, brother, them trees out at Camp Chioka ain't got a lot of gear. He's just out there turning that boom boom.

[Willie Robertson]

We should probably slide Kurt in here.

[Martin]

I'm not opposed.

[Willie Robertson]

Segment or two.

[Martin]

Also very weird and great. I like how we're trying to think of a normal person.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

We can't do it. We can't think of one. Ain't nobody normal.

[Phil Robertson]

Ain't nobody.

[Martin]

I feel like there's got to be one person that we don't like that's just a normal dude.

[Willie Robertson]

That's just a regular frigging guy.

[Phil Robertson]

Nope. I feel like if there's no such thing, if a.

[Martin]

If this girl feels the need to

[Willie Robertson]

point it out, she might not be

[Martin]

that good of a person. Oh, Elijah, run. Why do.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Why do you like a person that's calling you weird? Unless it's in a cool, like, hey, you're weird. And I like that. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta. I'm weird.

[Willie Robertson]

Find a girl to match your freak.

[Martin]

What did you just say? But God said, amen, brother. Nobody's normal.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I don't. Yeah.

[Martin]

Who's the most normal person we know?

[Willie Robertson]

I. I'm drawing a blank, man.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm telling you, there ain't nobody that way.

[Willie Robertson]

Maybe Al's not super weird, is he?

[Phil Robertson]

At ow.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He does have an arm tattoo.

[Martin]

He has a tattoo that says ow.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. That he did himself.

[Martin]

Hold on. You just said. Hold on. You said. We said, who's the most normal person we know? And Martin came up with the only person I know that has a Lifetime movie about their life.

[Willie Robertson]

I know. Well, I'm saying now, not, not. Not previous.

[Martin]

Oh, it doesn't matter. That counts.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I was talking about this day.

[Martin]

Once you have a Lifetime movie about you, normal's out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was thinking of this.

[Gavin]

When's that come out?

[Martin]

I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

No, you'll wear. He's a weirdo. Yeah.

[Martin]

Might be the most normal one of all of them.

[Gavin]

No, he craps too much.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And he plays World of Warcraft.

[Martin]

Still, World of Warcraft was cool.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, look. Hey, look, here's. Here's why Al is weird.

[Willie Robertson]

That's all he did once he got

[Phil Robertson]

done with the demon. Al's got a bunch of friends that let Al's father.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Take his belt off and whip their butt royally.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Is Jeff Smith normal?

[Martin]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he's.

[Phil Robertson]

He's a weirdo, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, He's.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Smith.

[Gavin]

Maybe. Maybe Lane.

[Phil Robertson]

No. That boy's weird, too.

[Gavin]

He's a killer. I know that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I'm nothing. Nothing. I got nothing.

[Martin]

I'm trying to think of, like, a local.

[Phil Robertson]

You got nothing. They don't exist.

[Martin]

Yeah, like a local, everybody's Baptist preacher. That might be normal. I don't know normal people.

[Phil Robertson]

How dare you?

[Martin]

I don't think you can be from Washington.

[Phil Robertson]

Trust me with that word.

[Martin]

I don't think you can be normal from this whole parish.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Martin]

I don't think there's anybody. There might not be.

[Willie Robertson]

Is Paul a normal?

[Martin]

No, no, no, no.

[Phil Robertson]

I want as crazy as a bedbug.

[Gavin]

She's a little feisty.

[Phil Robertson]

I love her to death, but hey, she's nuts, too.

[Martin]

Is Britney normal?

[Willie Robertson]

Are you.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

You're joking, right? You know her?

[Phil Robertson]

That's another woman I love to death. Okay. She ain't normal either.

[Gavin]

Well, what's this girl gonna do?

[Willie Robertson]

What about your life?

[Gavin]

Somebody that's not weird.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't. Hold it.

[Willie Robertson]

What about your wife?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, normal. I mean, she might be normal.

[Willie Robertson]

Allison is.

[Martin]

Nah, there's a side to her that I don't know. She's a freaking weirdo.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's that.

[Willie Robertson]

That's that only child stuff. Yeah, she is only. So you can't be normal if you're.

[Phil Robertson]

That's one of the things. That was the only time you start to say. You start to say. Yeah, and then you were what? That was the only time when you've

[Willie Robertson]

introduced me to four people that are your sister.

[Gavin]

Well, I'm not a big fan.

[Willie Robertson]

He said I was an only child. I know three of God in my family.

[Gavin]

Oh, I got two sisters from Daddy's side and two brothers from. No, three sisters from Daddy's side.

[Willie Robertson]

Say, I knew. I knew you had three.

[Gavin]

Three brothers from mama's side.

[Martin]

All right, I do have one more email.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm just. Still now I'm stuck on trying to find normal person.

[Phil Robertson]

What about your best shot?

[Martin]

Who, Drew?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

No, he's not. He wears. Have you seen his feet?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. His name's Bigfoot. So, yeah, that's if we're doing. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Martin]

You can't.

[Gavin]

This girl gonna do when she can't find nobody. That's not weird.

[Willie Robertson]

That's normal.

[Martin]

Actually, you know what? Whenever I was at Allison's high school reunion, I was miserable because I was like, look at all these normal human beings. Yeah, they all went to Bird High School. A bunch of normal losers.

[Phil Robertson]

Bird Haskell.

[Gavin]

Bird.

[Martin]

I love my chance to take a shot at the town of Shreveport. They're not normal.

[Willie Robertson]

They're.

[Martin]

Interstate's fixed, though. All right, Chase. Oh, I actually wasn't going to use your name, Chase. But you wrote it and you're going to wear this one, buddy. Okay, Chase, I'm not going to say where you're from, but you're six hours from a city is what we'll say.

[Phil Robertson]

Six hours from a city.

[Martin]

He's 20 years old, so he's getting to the point in life where he. I need to start being picky with my woman choices.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's a good choice.

[Martin]

So my question involves my best buddy's cousin.

[Phil Robertson]

My best buddy's cousin.

[Martin]

I married a good friend's cousin.

[Phil Robertson]

She's a female.

[Martin]

Yes. Yeah, we're all right.

[Phil Robertson]

I was just.

[Martin]

I've known her for a while and have always gotten along great.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

Her personality fits mine almost perfectly, and she almost. And she shares my Christian values.

[Willie Robertson]

If you haven't been picky about your women, I got some. I got some questions about your theology, my friend. As a guy who also went through the stage where he was not picky with his weapons, I know that at that point, I, I.

[Martin]

Here we go, though.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Martin]

This is where you're, You're.

[Willie Robertson]

I was trod down a different path.

[Martin]

This is about to get weird.

[Willie Robertson]

All right.

[Gavin]

All right, then.

[Martin]

So personality fits perfect. Shares values. Don't get me wrong. She's not ugly, okay?

[Phil Robertson]

She's.

[Willie Robertson]

She's not ugly.

[Martin]

She never emailed us in.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh. Oh.

[Martin]

But she just isn't my physical type.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Willie Robertson]

H.

[Martin]

She's been wanting to be. I'm not.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm not touching this one.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, Martin. Hey.

[Martin]

She's been wanting to be friends for months now, and he's just kind of been putting it off. But he can't deny old shallow how here that her personality is perfect for him. Should I not care about her physical beauty? Or should that also be a big concern in picking my ideal woman? God, you should have put this into chat before you send it. Have always dreamed of having a great family and having my wife being my best friend, so I thought, no better people to ask than us.

[Willie Robertson]

I probably have to get Brittany to weigh in on this because I have a feeling she looked at me and said, hey, he got a great personality, but. But he ain't pretty.

[Phil Robertson]

You need to go to a psychiatrist, have him test you, son. Okay? Because you've got some issues that you're. You're not dealing with.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we probably should have saved that one for Brittany. I feel like she'd really be able to provide some clarity here.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Don't get me wrong. She's not ugly, but she just isn't my physical type.

[Willie Robertson]

Are we talking about, like, she's blonde and you like brunette.

[Martin]

No, it's like she got a show on tlc.

[Willie Robertson]

She got seven toes. Like someone.

[Phil Robertson]

Someone is in denial.

[Willie Robertson]

I know. What show you talking about?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, okay. She have a sister denial about this woman that he's looking at here. Okay. You need to go have a test, son.

[Martin]

Yeah, she might need to too. We don't know. We don't know enough about her.

[Willie Robertson]

I got nothing for Chase, man.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I know.

[Martin]

If you're just doing a turd.

[Phil Robertson]

He needs to go have psychology.

[Willie Robertson]

Chase, might I suggest you start with Genesis 1 in the beginning. Just start there. Because if you're proclaiming to be a Christian and we're this judgmental on earthly looks, we may all. We may. May ought to revisit some things in there. There may be some parts that you glanced over or perhaps got lost in translation. You know, I'm not real sure.

[Martin]

There's a Jack Black movie that you need to go watch from 2001.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't want me to watch it

[Martin]

Solve all your problems.

[Phil Robertson]

He needs to go have a psychological test.

[Martin]

Psychological mental health is this guy's jail.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm telling you, he's. Hey, he's got some mental issues he's got to adjust and deal with. Just think of it. How did. How did he. How did he describe her?

[Martin]

Not ugly.

[Gavin]

Not ugly.

[Willie Robertson]

But he's finally caring about the women that he dates.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, and I've got to be more picky in the choice.

[Willie Robertson]

And I see the list prior.

[Martin]

Oh, Chase, why would you email this?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, no, I know what school he goes to.

[Phil Robertson]

Send some pictures here, son.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, does he go to.

[Martin]

I bet you I can figure out what this girl is.

[Phil Robertson]

You do know that, hey, beauty is only skin deep and it's fleeting.

[Willie Robertson]

Right? Ain't that in there.

[Gavin]

Take care of the house. Does she cook? She bring you tea? Come by.

[Martin]

She don't do nothing. You met a 20 year old girl lately they can't do cook.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know if this will make it. And Hunter, feel free to cut it, but do you Phil Robertson one time.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, wow. Oh, we'd have brought in the band.

[Martin]

Do it, he said.

[Willie Robertson]

Find you a homely one, son.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

He said they'll never be gone and they'll take care of everything at the house for you.

[Martin]

I believe he might have even added the word plump in there.

[Willie Robertson]

I wasn't going to go that far. But he did say, find you a homely looking one. And he said, phil, I think I'm the homely looking one in this relationship.

[Martin]

Also he. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, wow.

[Willie Robertson]

And you, a homely looking one.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Anyway, thanks for joining us here in the duck call room. Proverbs 31:10. Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

In other words, she's a keeper.

[Martin]

I'm gonna go find them.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. Some of you throw back, but hey, then when you run up on one that's a keeper, you don't let her go.

[Martin]

What if they're dating now?

[Phil Robertson]

Don't let her go.

[Martin]

She hears this. Oh, that'd be terrible for Chase.

[Willie Robertson]

We'll see you next time in the duck call room.

[Martin]

Good luck, Chase.

[Gavin]

Good luck.