Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Episode Summary
Title: Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Host/Authors: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
Release Date: December 10, 2024

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1. Opening Banter and Musical Preferences

The episode begins with light-hearted conversation among the hosts, primarily focusing on musical tastes and their favorite radio stations. Si Robertson shares a childhood anecdote about learning patience and aging:

Si Robertson [00:07]: "When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, 'Roston, you better not blink.' And I said, 'What are you talking about?' He said, 'You'll blink and you'll be my age.'"

This leads to humorous exchanges about music preferences, particularly highlighting Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett:

Willie Robertson [00:27]: "Sound like a Kenny Chesney song."

Si Robertson [00:30]: "Hold on. Hey, I'm CH. Is that."

The hosts discuss their appreciation for "No Shoes Radio," praising its easy listening vibe and lack of offensive content:

Willie Robertson [00:41]: "It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it."

2. Hunting Adventures and Family Anecdotes

Transitioning from music, the conversation shifts to hunting stories and family experiences. The hosts share amusing tales about their children's interactions with hunting gear and wildlife. For instance, Jase Robertson recounts discovering his son asleep with a wood duck as a pillow:

Jase Robertson [07:24]: "Look what he's got. He got a big mouth of Drake Mason Robinson done. He just sounds asleep with a big grin all the way."

Si adds a humorous twist by describing his daughter's playful interactions during a hunt:

Si Robertson [08:48]: "We're in a park, sitting down on a park bench. A squirrel runs by, and Tracy says, 'I wish I had Dad's drive.'"

These stories emphasize the family's dedication to hunting traditions and involving children in outdoor activities from a young age.

3. Uncle Si's Top Secret Military Mission

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Si Robertson unveiling his "top secret mission" from his military days during Desert Storm and Desert Shield. He narrates the responsibilities and challenges he faced:

Si Robertson [27:18]: "I was in the operations center where everything was happening. They would leave me in charge and say, 'Okay, if you need me, call me.'"

He describes a critical incident where he had to deliver a top-secret message using a unique method:

Si Robertson [30:37]: "I put the secret message in a briefcase locked to my wrist. So I could have had a driver? No, I drove myself."

Si humorously details his attempts to reach higher-ranking officers to ensure the message was delivered correctly:

Si Robertson [33:03]: "The general knew how I felt. Anyway, he said, 'Good job, sarge.'"

This story illustrates Si's leadership under pressure and his ability to navigate through bureaucratic challenges during wartime.

4. Stories of Friendship and Perseverance

The hosts share inspirational stories about friendship and overcoming adversity. A notable story involves Jacob Jackson, a blind hunter, who successfully hunted a Canada goose without technological assistance:

Phil Robertson [43:22]: "He shot a Canada goose for his first bird shot since being shot and left blind seven years ago. It was all God."

Si emphasizes the remarkable nature of Jacob's achievement, highlighting the reliance on faith and skill:

Si Robertson [43:49]: "They have no technology other than human beings and the good Lord."

This narrative underscores the themes of resilience and the human spirit prevailing against physical limitations.

5. Listener Interaction: WWE-Inspired Wrestler Names

In a playful segment, the hosts engage with listener voicemails by assigning WWE-style wrestler names and walkout songs to themselves. This light-hearted activity fosters a sense of community and entertainment:

Jase Robertson [46:17]: "Look out what I got you."
Willie Robertson [47:02]: "Father Time."

Phil Robertson [47:38]: "Stone Cold" with Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."

Si Robertson adds his creative twist:

Si Robertson [50:38]: "Smokey the Bear," paired with the song "Don't Poke the Bear."

These exchanges showcase the hosts' camaraderie and ability to infuse humor into their discussions.

6. Closing Remarks and Reflections

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the shared stories and experiences, blending heartfelt moments with their characteristic humor. Si Robertson wraps up his military tale with a dose of humor and humility:

Si Robertson [32:55]: "I didn't care. You get your job done."

The episode concludes with an invitation for listeners to submit their own questions and stories for future interactions, reinforcing the podcast's community-driven spirit.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Si Robertson [00:07]: "You'll blink and you'll be my age."
• Willie Robertson [00:41]: "There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it."
• Jase Robertson [07:24]: "Look what he's got. He just sounds asleep with a big grin all the way."
• Si Robertson [27:18]: "I was in the operations center where everything was happening."
• Si Robertson [30:37]: "I drove myself."
• Phil Robertson [43:22]: "It was all God."
• Si Robertson [50:38]: "Smokey the Bear, and then the song is don't poke this Bear."

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Conclusion

This episode of the Duck Call Room podcast offers a blend of humorous anecdotes, heartfelt family stories, and a deep dive into Uncle Si Robertson's intriguing military experiences. Listeners are treated to a vivid portrayal of the Robertson family's hunting traditions, resilience in the face of adversity, and their ability to find humor in everyday situations. Through engaging conversations and memorable quotes, the hosts create an inviting atmosphere that appeals to both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Si Robertson]

When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, roston, you better not blink. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, how old are you? And I said, I'm about 25. He said. I said, how old are you? He said, 65. He said, you'll blink. He said, you'll blink and you'll be my age.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And I blinked. I was his age.

[Willie Robertson]

Sound like his age?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I'm his age.

[Willie Robertson]

Sound like a Kenny Chesney song.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on. Hey, I'm CH. Is that.

[Willie Robertson]

Who sings that? Pretty sure.

[Si Robertson]

Give me the good stuff.

[Willie Robertson]

As a fan of no Shoes Radio on S. Give me.

[Si Robertson]

Give me the good stuff.

[Jase Robertson]

Shoes Radio.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I listen to it all the time, man. It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it.

[Si Robertson]

Ain't heavy.

[Willie Robertson]

Never. No, it's never anything offensive. It's smooth.

[Jase Robertson]

You just never loud?

[Willie Robertson]

No, just Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett. I'm. I didn't even know I was a Jimmy Buffett fan.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, Jimmy Buffett's the man.

[Si Robertson]

It's 5:00 somewhere. Yeah, they don't play that one Jackson.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, there's something about that beach living.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Everything goes in slow motion.

[Willie Robertson]

There's a man who's headed to Key.

[Si Robertson]

West and, oh, yeah, the phrase you want is chill out town.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't go all the way to the tip.

[Willie Robertson]

I've been there.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody's chill out.

[Willie Robertson]

This is like my fifth time in Key West. That be. I like that town.

[Jase Robertson]

A man who listens to no Shoes Radio definitely vacations in Key West.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a beautiful place.

[Willie Robertson]

I love it.

[Jase Robertson]

Are you going. Are you doing that fishing where you don't catch it but you grab it and take a picture and let it go back?

[Phil Robertson]

Tarpon.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's going to be cold under the. I ain't going fishing timeout.

[Phil Robertson]

Cold.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, the high down there is like 71 the whole time we're there. That's cold in Key West. I've done this before.

[Si Robertson]

Break out a little light jacket.

[Willie Robertson]

You build a fire down there.

[Jase Robertson]

Then there's people listening that just are just losing their mind over you calling 71 cold.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, when you're surrounded on three sides by water, 71 is chilly down there.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That Atlantic Ocean get cold this time of year.

[Jase Robertson]

The high while you're there is 76.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So that's it. That's. That's chilly.

[Jase Robertson]

But the lows 72.

[Willie Robertson]

I know.

[Jase Robertson]

I might move to Key West. That sounds nice.

[Willie Robertson]

Good place for a tackle shot. Man. They fish all time down there.

[Jase Robertson]

I bet they got one or two.

[Willie Robertson]

They got a few of them, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So you're not fishing?

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, we may, but nothing. Not. Not planning on it.

[Jase Robertson]

Not the bridge.

[Willie Robertson]

I know a few.

[Jase Robertson]

Did y'all do that together?

[Willie Robertson]

What's that?

[Jase Robertson]

The go fishing on the bridge.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I did that.

[Jase Robertson]

The giant ones. Did you go s. Why did I.

[Willie Robertson]

Feel like I went with Goblin?

[Si Robertson]

That's what it is.

[Willie Robertson]

Me and Goblin went down there with Scott Martin. We were bridge trolls for tarpon. You just let a crab out under that bridge in the current and you hold on, hold on. And then the skill is to not let the hammerhead sharks eat him. Like, that's the tough part, is to keep him away from the hammerhead.

[Si Robertson]

My first three times I went deep sea fishing.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The shark got it.

[Si Robertson]

All I ever brought in was a head.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody else was taking pictures with big, pretty, red, red fish and.

[Willie Robertson]

Too slow.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you got a real faster. I said, hey. I was fast as I could.

[Willie Robertson]

Too slow, old man.

[Si Robertson]

Slow. Too slow.

[Phil Robertson]

Boy, that was a good trip, that first one on the. On the Easy Rider.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I still got the one question I always ask everybody that does deep sea fishing. When you got one on and you get him out there and you get him up there where you can see him, everything's flashing silver. Well, when he was all there with me, he caught a nurse shark.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Now this stupid thing is polka dotted, black and brown, polka dot from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. He's camouflaged well. Hey, when he was out there about 15, 20ft doing it, he's flashing silver. Now my question is, where is the stupid silver? Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

Cause this thing is camouflaged something about light.

[Si Robertson]

It's something about the water in the ocean and something moving. It's like somebody down there with a big mirror.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Then when you get to the boat, it's a red snapper or nurse shark. Yo.

[Willie Robertson]

Or yellow.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, this thing was. Look, I'm talking about big, black, black polka dot. Black and brown polka dot. Completely covered.

[Willie Robertson]

And you're wondering how.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm wondering how. Where is all this silver?

[Phil Robertson]

Silver?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I had something last night driving me crazy. Dagum, duck lice. It took me like 15 minutes to catch that sucker.

[Si Robertson]

No, no. I've had him run all over my body.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, just drove me nuts.

[Si Robertson]

All you do is just feel it.

[Jase Robertson]

Moving on your face.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it was up there all over you. It was up there in the Sahara Desert, also known as my bald head. And I couldn't catch him, like.

[Si Robertson]

And you ever seen a duck? He just.

[Phil Robertson]

All the time think about it, you know. You know how fast a duck can fly.

[Jase Robertson]

And a duck lies.

[Phil Robertson]

That dude's hanging on.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, it was hard to get rid of.

[Willie Robertson]

He was trying to set up.

[Jase Robertson]

I've seen duck lice on ducks. I just Guess I never had one attack me.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he wasn't attacking me. He just crawling all over me. Driving me nuts.

[Si Robertson]

Irritating.

[Willie Robertson]

And up there on my bald head, I couldn't catch that slick little rascal. You'd think that'd be the easiest place to catch him, right out there in the open. Of course he's wondering what happened. You know.

[Si Robertson]

Once I was going through the forest and then all of a sudden, a desert.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he was up there in the bao.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And I still couldn't. That sucker kept going side to side, and I. I just was sitting there scratching. Britney's like, what is wrong with you? I said, I got one of them dang duck lights in my head. She finally got him for me, though. She wasn't as big of a fan of him as you.

[Jase Robertson]

She starts at him.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, she said, how many of those are in this house? I said, I don't know. I mean, it is duck season. So, you know, bring them in. The boys love playing with dead ducks now. So it's.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

We have not discussed that.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

You and your children's affection for, like, hugging dead animals.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, here's the deal, though. That will affect their future.

[Jase Robertson]

Have you seen this picture, sir?

[Si Robertson]

Jason Robertson.

[Jase Robertson]

Look at this kid. No, no, he's in his pajamas.

[Si Robertson]

Look. And hey, look.

[Jase Robertson]

Tennessee volumes.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, look what he's got. He got a big mouth of Drake Mason Robinson done. Hey, he got. You know, we come in from hunting. We had seven Woodies. Well, we're cleaning them. Me and Phil clean them. And we got six. And Phil said, hey, didn't we kill seven? I said, yeah, I brought in seven. And K come in there about 10 minutes later while we were discussing what happened to the seventh wood duck. And she said, come, Phil, come. Come look. And he switched. I ain't got time. She said, hey, you need to come see. You know, let me show you what I want you to see. So we walked into Jason's bedroom. Jason is sound asleep with that big wood duck. Male wood. He's got. And look, he's got him for a pillow. He just sound asleep.

[Willie Robertson]

So kind of like that right there.

[Si Robertson]

That boy's been chasing him ever since.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at him. Look at him right there.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he's happy. That's like Jace. Jace was sound asleep with a big grin all the way, just ear to ear. Oh, you had that big wood duck drink as a pillow.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. He said he had that one like that. And he kept saying, duck go night night. Go night night. I said, well, something like that. He is. He's very asleep.

[Si Robertson]

He's asleep.

[Willie Robertson]

He's extremely asleep. But now I just thought, or I think it's very important to involve them in the process early on. So, like, when I clean ducks at the house, they're out there with me. Like, we're sitting there. They're. They're learning. Knives are sharp. They're learning what meat looks like. I let them play in the blood and like, all the things.

[Si Robertson]

Just like my daughter helped me clean squirrels. And she'd be sitting there. I thought she was going to be a doctor. You know, we. I'd opened up the, you know, cavity and start. And she. Wait, hold it. You know, she said, what is that? And I said, kidney. He said, well, I'm pulling the heart out. I'm pulling the heart out. What's that? I said, the heart.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I think it's a full circle moment for them, so they can start. And I don't ever want to be. Them kids go, ooh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No, her and her intended, which is her husband now.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

We're in a park, sitting down on a park bench. Y'all looking, and there come a cat. Squirrel running by. Tracy said, boy, I wish I had. Dad's 22. He looked at her and said, why? She said, I'd pop that sucker in the head. And then next five minutes, we'd be eating fried squirrel. No.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

First thing we do when. When the girls kill a deer, we. We take the heart out and eat it. Hey, not raw, but we. There's. There's a method to it where you could. That deer heart is really good.

[Si Robertson]

Hello. Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. You fry him in butter. And he said, I like heart, and.

[Si Robertson]

Put them in giblet gravy.

[Willie Robertson]

You just made Johnny D. You lost a man. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you. Sometimes I don't belong. Hey, you slap your mama over some.

[Phil Robertson]

So don't belong in this category.

[Jase Robertson]

Eating. Eating wild game organs. I'm just gonna.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the essence of it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it's chopped up, then. It's just.

[Willie Robertson]

You don't want to waste way better filet, duck gizzard. Pretty Good.

[Si Robertson]

Yep. And gizzards are good.

[Phil Robertson]

Coots have the best gizzard.

[Si Robertson]

There's a knack to it though. Cause you gotta clean that properly.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, cut it up properly. Look, being from down here in the south, tea is part of just what we do. I can remember seeing my mama and papaw drinking sweet tea on the porch all the time as a kid growing up. And they never went far without their glass of tea. And you know, there's this guy that sits in here with us over there who's also known for toting his tea around. Ain't that right?

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

I was looking at you, old man.

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

Look. And what's the best tea around? Si?

[Si Robertson]

Y'all Sweet tea boys.

[Willie Robertson]

There it is.

[Si Robertson]

And hey, look, it's really. You fix it both ways. Unsweet or sweet.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

To you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's called y'all sweet tea, but it is not pre sweetened. So you just add however much sugar you want or as little as you want. Doesn't matter. You can control how dark your tea is by adjusting how long you let the tea steep. Longer steeping times means darker tea. They offer a variety of flavored teas, like Juicy watermelon, very raspberry, and Uncle Si's favorite, the Georgia peach. What's the one thing missing from that Georgia peach?

[Si Robertson]

Only thing missing from it is when you go to an orchard and pick you a big peach out of Georgia and take a bite, the juice goes to your beard boys.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. They ship everything but the juice straight to your door. It is that simple. And I mean, I'm just being honest with y'all. It is that good. And while you're there, you may want to check out that new hot chocolate they got too.

[Si Robertson]

I was fixing rushed it the other night.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about. And Psy can't get off of it. Every time he shows up here, he's on it. So whether you're into sweet tea or hot chocolate, they got something for everybody over at y'all Sweet Tea Yalls. Sweet tea is the best tea your taste buds have ever experienced. Get yours today. Visit y'allsweet tea.com and when you use promo code at checkout, you'll receive 10 off your order. That's Y A L L sweet tea.com promo code to get 10 off your.

[Si Robertson]

Order today and save yourself some money.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't think I've sent you this one. I Waylon. Waylon does have a favorite duck. And It's a pintail. Mr.

[Si Robertson]

Graceful himself.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I think he likes them because of that super long neck. Look at this.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on.

[Willie Robertson]

Look at. Look at this kid. Oh, this is fantastic. This is probably. Wait till you see this. Now, he love a mallard drake. He want to cuddle him. But look him with that pen.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Surprise.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And he's like, he's. What you can't hear in there is, he's going, pintail. Pintail. Like, so I'm teaching them all the species already, too. So they know pintail, they know gadwall, they know wood duck, and they know mallard. So. Except mallard is mallard duck. For some reason, they're mallard duck, mallard duck and greenhead. But yeah, man, it's fun. It's. This is by far my favorite stage thus far. Their curiosity is what is a lot of fun. So, like, I took one. One was full of rice. He had eaten a bunch of rice for he coming there. And I took the rice and laid it out and they played in the rice and they're like, of course, Jackson. I said, yeah, that's rice, Jackson. I was like, yeah, we're not going to eat rice from a duck gizzard. Like from a duck's crop. We ain't about that life. Yeah, we'll go. I got rice in there if you want it. Because they do love to eat rice. I didn't really think about that when I laid that thing of rice on my tailgate from the. From the duck's crop. But he didn't get it to his mouth. He just got really close.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm still.

[Si Robertson]

The first time I picked one up that had that. I thought he was sick. I said, we can't eat this thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Something wrong with big old lump in his neck.

[Si Robertson]

His old neck was solid rice.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He had done eight. Where you couldn't have put another rice.

[Willie Robertson]

Crying.

[Si Robertson]

The rice in his crop.

[Phil Robertson]

Glutton.

[Willie Robertson]

That tickles me. Yeah, them boys or something, man. It's a lot of fun.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, it flies by. That's all I can tell you.

[Willie Robertson]

I hope they just keep picking up at makers. So that's there. That's what he was doing my last cleaning ducks, picking up acorns.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he pick up a yard for you.

[Willie Robertson]

Just acorns. They love acorns. And the little caps that come on the acorns. They call them acorn hats. Then they put them on their head. That's funny. Yeah. No, but it's parenting, man. Parenting. Little young outdoorsman. It is a lot of fun. It is. It is good Times indeed. And we're. I mean, where are we at? We're getting. We're crowding Christmas now. So I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

What's weird is. Do you know what today is?

[Willie Robertson]

What is today?

[Jase Robertson]

The day we were filming this four years ago, we started the first episode of the Duck Call room aired.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Four years.

[Willie Robertson]

Four years ago today. Really? That's crazy.

[Jase Robertson]

December 3, 2020, was the first ever episode of the Duck Call Room.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

You didn't have any children, and now you got children that eat rice out of the duck's throat.

[Willie Robertson]

Attempt to. He didn't get it there.

[Jase Robertson]

Still, it's close enough.

[Willie Robertson]

What would.

[Si Robertson]

Allison, you can't eat peanuts out of a duck.

[Jase Robertson]

No, you cannot. You shouldn't. Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you look.

[Si Robertson]

Hey. And Phil said. Hey. Phil done it a lot. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. There's a lot of things.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, there's a lot of things Phil did that I don't think we should.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you know, I'm just telling you, you can't eat. Eat them.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, that does not mean it's a good idea, you know? I mean, you should do it.

[Willie Robertson]

It would be kind of interesting.

[Si Robertson]

Nothing wrong with it.

[Willie Robertson]

It would be interesting, though, to, like, take rice from a duck and then haul it and then cook it and see.

[Si Robertson]

Then eat it.

[Willie Robertson]

See?

[Si Robertson]

Then you could add some gravy on it.

[Jase Robertson]

Here's the deal. Tony Shirarigas has this little green box of jambalaya. It's delicious.

[Willie Robertson]

It is, actually.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

It's really good.

[Jase Robertson]

I've been trying to convince people of that.

[Willie Robertson]

It really is good.

[Jase Robertson]

My sister made a homemade jambalaya the other night, and it was delicious. Yeah, like, it was really good.

[Willie Robertson]

It took her half the day.

[Si Robertson]

That is. That is a good way to soup up a pot of rice.

[Willie Robertson]

What's that? Oh, I mean, but I was just.

[Jase Robertson]

And my wife was like, I need this recipe. And we left. And I was like, you gotta remember.

[Willie Robertson]

Though, that little green box, 20 minutes and you're done.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, it's just. It ain't as good, but it's awful close.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Sometimes you got to look at the pay of the trade off in time versus what you get. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I love a.

[Si Robertson]

It's kind of like trying to love two women. It's like a ball and chain.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Well, it's kind of like homemade biscuits.

[Si Robertson]

Time and ain't worth the pain.

[Jase Robertson]

Boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Homemade biscuits and biscuits. Like, to me, the trade off just didn't. Homemade biscuits are great.

[Jase Robertson]

They're wonderful.

[Willie Robertson]

I Just don't want to go through the steps. Huh.

[Jase Robertson]

He's on the mayhaw jelly. I bought some store bought mayhaw jelly the other day.

[Phil Robertson]

Nope.

[Willie Robertson]

Trash.

[Jase Robertson]

I was thinking I was going to be the hero at the house.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I was.

[Jase Robertson]

I was not.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, they just don't put enough mayhaw in it because they got it because there's not a ton of mayhaws around. So you got to stretch that juice as far as you can and that's hard. That's why Philz is so good. Because he uses enough mayhaw where you taste the mayhaw like and it's store bought. You just can't. You can't do it.

[Jase Robertson]

I literally walked in the house, I was like, check out what I got you. And told Allison and she looked at it and goes, wow. And I said, okay.

[Willie Robertson]

Not interested in that dressing.

[Jase Robertson]

He was just like, not much, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

It wasn't much. A stone's here. So we had a discussion about your father in law's attempt at Phil's dressing stone. I'm just trying to get a full blown survey of. Of how. How it was because I said it was for the most part.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, the, the fields dressing has taken many forms over the last five years. Yeah, it's like. It's like the DC200, the original duck call. There's no two that are exactly the same.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Every year the batch, something about the batch changes.

[Phil Robertson]

Something changes. But you know, it looked like Phil's dressing.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

It smelled like Phil's dressing.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Two important qualities.

[Phil Robertson]

But when Al asked sigh what he thought about the dressing s said nope, ain't there. You missed it on that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You ain't that boy.

[Phil Robertson]

He said it's too runny, the ducks are tough and there's not enough sage.

[Jase Robertson]

That is the report we got.

[Willie Robertson]

That's it.

[Phil Robertson]

Silas told us the first two critiques were true. Are true. The last critique untrue.

[Jase Robertson]

That is what your sister in law also told us. Alex can confirm your status.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's because they're anti sage.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, well, he's got a.

[Jase Robertson]

His daughter Sage.

[Si Robertson]

Boys.

[Phil Robertson]

But hey, tell them how much sage you put into dressing.

[Si Robertson]

I do. I know. I told him.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he brought it up.

[Si Robertson]

I used to just do it with a. With a bottle about this big around and then just do it till I tasted and it would be what I want.

[Phil Robertson]

A mule deer would like your dressing.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, no. But anyway, the bottle is about that tall and about the size of a silver dollar.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, all of it. Way too much.

[Si Robertson]

No, no. Perfect.

[Willie Robertson]

Perfect.

[Jase Robertson]

He just. Of all people, you can call anti.

[Si Robertson]

Sage okay for me.

[Jase Robertson]

Cannot call Stone, who takes his daughter Sage hunting.

[Phil Robertson]

That's Sage. She's the new hunter. That's where I had them the other day when.

[Si Robertson]

And I love that. Hey, that. She got buck fever over Big Red.

[Phil Robertson]

She did.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't had time to talk to her because I'm gonna say, hey, look, don't let it worry you, because, hey, I've known men that. Hey. They. They were shaking like a.

[Willie Robertson]

You should have talked to that cat after he killed his first one, Buddy.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm serious.

[Willie Robertson]

Anytime you could hear the phone shaking, bad deal.

[Si Robertson]

I was nervous.

[Phil Robertson]

I will tell.

[Si Robertson]

Like a bowl of jello shaking.

[Phil Robertson]

So I got shook up on Toothpick the other evening. He was. He was bowed up on that gun. You ever seen old dog trying to pass a peat seed? That's what he looked like.

[Willie Robertson]

Them back legs quivering.

[Phil Robertson]

Them legs were shaking.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Jackson get like that right now. When he get backed up, he go about two days without taking a dump. He look over there, and then back legs, he's just holding on to something. Them back legs just a quivering. I'm like, buddy, if you'd squat a little bit, this be a lot easier on you. I don't know why you trying to do this straight legging.

[Jase Robertson]

I would think it would be weird if you didn't get buck fever, though.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, you don't want to go, then.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

What have you done in life if you're not, like, fired up, if it.

[Si Robertson]

Doesn'T shake you up?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Fry goat.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

I have all these tiny tapes of me and Allison's wedding, and I don't even know how to play them.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

We'Re sitting there right at daylight and it's just barely can see there's four doors on the coop, the feeder. Well, after it got good in daylight, I called it the hit parade. I saw a total of 65 deer and 35 of them was, hey, I'm serious. 35 of them was bucks. And they was all bigger than that right there on that wall. Because when they turn around and walk away from me showing me their butt. Hey, their butt's this wide, okay? And their antlers are this wide.

[Willie Robertson]

A deer will never look bigger than when he turns and walk.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah. When they're walking away, he could be.

[Willie Robertson]

A hundred inch point. He turns and walk away. You're like, that's a dang biggin. I mean, it's the craziest thing you've ever seen.

[Si Robertson]

Eddie's son sitting right beside me. So after all this has happened, I'm going, when are you gonna give me the green light, dummy?

[Phil Robertson]

They said they always look Better when they walking away.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, I'm saying. Well, hey, that's.

[Jase Robertson]

That goes for everything in life.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, that's what I always say when I watch a woman walk away.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

How does that make you feel, Hunter? Hunter over, shaking his head. I just figured I needed to involve him in that conversation.

[Phil Robertson]

I'll tell you somebody who don't get shook up at all.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, I know bk.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I know it.

[Si Robertson]

The first deer I watched her shoot, she just put some. Put the gun on safe, set it down like that went.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep. No emotions.

[Jase Robertson]

None.

[Si Robertson]

No emotion, Miss. She ain't got a smile on her face. It's all business, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, her mama's worse than her when it comes to no emotions. But when she gets stirred up, you don't want to be around. You don't want to be nowhere around.

[Si Robertson]

That's what my woman told me she.

[Phil Robertson]

Gets when she gets in one of them moves. I get in the rig and leave.

[Jase Robertson]

Told me she seemed BK or Anna.

[Si Robertson]

Anna seen me mad once because I don't want to ever see it again.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there's something in Yalls genetics.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm an easygoing guy. Push the wrong button.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Then I'm dangerous maniac.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we don't want to push be what I.

[Si Robertson]

How I would describe myself.

[Willie Robertson]

I prefer benevolent uncle.

[Si Robertson]

You will get. You prefer what?

[Willie Robertson]

I prefer benevolent uncle over angry sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, me too.

[Si Robertson]

I've seen.

[Jase Robertson]

I've seen angry side come.

[Willie Robertson]

It's not fun.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I guess I haven't seen the angry, angry sigh, but, you know.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you've seen like irritated sigh.

[Jase Robertson]

Irritated sigh. It's fun, but it's kind of scary.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, it's fun to poke at a little bit, but then you gotta remember, like. All right, stop. You can. You can get him to the end. You don't want to do that.

[Si Robertson]

This is not one a bear. You want to.

[Phil Robertson]

All you got to do is either spit on him or slap him in.

[Willie Robertson]

The face or chase him with a snake.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Ain't doing none of those things.

[Willie Robertson]

Just so you're aware, chasing Anna with a snake will have the same results.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well, maybe worse.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I want to send her home for the rest of the day because of that. I. Just kidding. I threw her my phone. I said, would you look at that? A picture of a big old snake.

[Jase Robertson]

Just a picture.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

She came through my. She threw my phone on the ground and I didn't see her for the next 24 hours till she showed back up at work. I didn't know it was that big of a deal.

[Phil Robertson]

She was mad, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, big man, big man. She actually came the next day, and Quasi, as much as a Robertson can, apologized to me for as mad as she got. Yeah, I mean. I mean, like. Yeah, they're never gonna say words.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm sorry didn't come out.

[Phil Robertson]

Why is I apologize.

[Si Robertson]

Attempt. It was an attempt.

[Willie Robertson]

It was a Robertson apology. You just got.

[Jase Robertson]

You should take one of them hockey games in town where they throw all the snakes on. On the ice.

[Willie Robertson]

That probably wouldn't work.

[Jase Robertson]

No. He said no.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, There. There's no such thing as a Robertson apology.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you just got to recognize it. For what? It's their attempt at an apology. So you give them credit for it. Right?

[Jase Robertson]

S. He just raised his eyebrow.

[Willie Robertson]

I guess he said, yeah, I guess there's.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the same deal with the admission of guilt, pass blame.

[Si Robertson]

That was one of the things that my leaders in the military, they didn't ever figure out. Don't poke the bear.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I know.

[Jase Robertson]

I feel like the leaders in the military should have been the bear. How were you the bear?

[Si Robertson]

Cause, hey, they left me in charge, and then when I made a decision, then they tried to chastise me for making the decision.

[Willie Robertson]

What was the biggest responsibility you had? I'm just curious. Like, when you say left you in charge, what does that look like? Well, like when you were in charge of dinner.

[Si Robertson]

All right. No, no. Desert Storm and Desert Shields going on. I was in the operations center where everything was happening.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well, they would leave me in charge and say, okay, if you need me, call me.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, so you could have like.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, this is wartime. Wherever. Hey, I could push the red button.

[Jase Robertson]

Did you press it?

[Si Robertson]

No, no. What? I'm just saying they would leave me in charge, then I would make the decision that I thought was right at the time.

[Willie Robertson]

You know what, though?

[Si Robertson]

Then they'd come in and scream, and I would say, hey, we can solve this very simply, you idiots. Stop leaving me in charge.

[Willie Robertson]

Besides, the kind of guy you want in charge of the red button, because trust me, he's going to do everything he can to not use it.

[Si Robertson]

Right.

[Jase Robertson]

But if he has.

[Si Robertson]

You know what?

[Willie Robertson]

If it went to.

[Jase Robertson]

It, yeah, we need to do that.

[Willie Robertson]

Was the last resort.

[Si Robertson]

But don't ever doubt it. If you go ahead too far, I will push the sword.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He possesses the ability. Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

In Desert Storm.

[Willie Robertson]

That's cool.

[Jase Robertson]

Cy Robertson was in charge of the red button for.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm just telling you.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, hey, that's Cool, man.

[Jase Robertson]

That's awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm glad I asked that question, because I never really.

[Si Robertson]

One night. Okay, here we go. You know, business is business. Things are coming in. Top secret messages are coming across the deal.

[Willie Robertson]

Now, see, that's mildly concerning.

[Si Robertson]

Yo, I get one, okay? And I read it, and there's five things in it. Well, I know about four of them, but I'm looking at the fifth one and I'm saying, what was it? I don't remember what it was.

[Willie Robertson]

I know, but we're past that.

[Si Robertson]

I'm looking, I'm saying, okay, because this.

[Willie Robertson]

Thing, like this thing off, they'll give it back.

[Si Robertson]

Men are in harm's way and can die. So I'm looking at four of them and I say, okay, I don't know about the fifth one. Let me call the captain.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So I get on Dallas number. His wife answers the phone. He's talking to her while I'm listening, and I said, hey, tell your husband I need to talk to him. Well, no, no, I'm just saying. I said, hey, it's important. I need to talk to him. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So hey, hung the phone up. Oh, look, I call the major, same treatment. I called the lieutenant Colonel. Same treatment. I called the full bird colonel, same treat.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you started working your way up.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, no.

[Willie Robertson]

You just kept.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, no, I went to my chain of command. Well, hey, the next thing that happens is. Okay, Bill, I get the briefcase. This got a chain and handcuff on it. I put the secret message in it, lock it locked to my wrist.

[Willie Robertson]

Wait, so that was real? Like that's really how y'all transported the messages?

[Si Robertson]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Handcuffed briefcases to your.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, sir. So look, I guess who door I'm knocking on and it's like 1:00am Al.

[Willie Robertson]

Gore's Jason Bourne star.

[Si Robertson]

He's got a star on his car.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, General.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, big G. Yeah, G, the og.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he opened the door, Brigadier. Yeah, what about it, Rob? I said, well, sir, I apologize profusely for disturbing you at this hour.

[Willie Robertson]

You went to the man's house?

[Si Robertson]

I went to the man's house.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, with the briefcase handcuffed to your wrist and.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, and I said, I've got a top secret message.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, before you go, I want you. You had it handcuffed to your. Do you drive with it handcuffed or did you have a driver?

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I drove myself.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. I was just curious.

[Si Robertson]

So I could have had a driver? Yeah, I drove myself.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was Curious. I was trying to figure out how you got from there to there with a handcuffed. Did you take it off when you got in the car or you drove with it?

[Si Robertson]

No, no. Hey, it's handicapped.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm sorry. I'm just really curious.

[Jase Robertson]

I opened the brief, the movie about your life.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I opened the briefcase. Give him message. Yeah, he raised it. Okay. Because it didn't. It didn't surprise him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. Because this man, Me and this man have worked together. He's come in at night and yell my name. And I cussed when he did because I had had a bad day.

[Willie Robertson]

So at this point, y'all were even.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. He knows how I felt. I knew how he felt. Anyway, he said, okay. He said, no problem. Solid Robinson, no problem. And look, the thought never in my head that he is fixed to stomp on a full bird. A lieutenant colonel, a major and a captain.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It never entered my head.

[Willie Robertson]

We know who's at the bottom of the hill.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. No, no, I didn't care.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you get a job done.

[Si Robertson]

I didn't care.

[Willie Robertson]

You did your job.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. So anyway, you know, he said, hey, just mark it for my eyes only in the morning. I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. And I said, well, sir, the only reason I brought it to you, I didn't know it. And since men's lives are on hangs in the balance.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I was not going to get anyone hurt.

[Willie Robertson]

Amen, buddy. That's a good leader. That's the right man to leave in charge.

[Si Robertson]

I said, hey, I will not get anybody hurt with the Red Bull. I said, because that's why I brought this to you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Never thinking that. Hey, he's fixing to jump with both feet and all their rear ends. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He about to take that star off. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So look, I come in at like 5am in the morning, and first thing is, ah, was the captain. And I just laughed and I said, hey, I called you. You didn't answer. You didn't answer the phone, you idiot. So, hey, suck it up. Well, it went, hey, Major, Colonel Fullberg, same thing to him. I just laughed at all four men. I said, hey, now this is on you. I called you and I said, you're scared of the general. I said, I'm not. He's my boss. I answered to him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And I said, hey, when you idiots wouldn't answer the door, hey, guess what? I slammed in your face and went to him and he told me, good job, sarge.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Look, y'all out there, you sitting in your deer stand listening to this. You're on your way to go hunting, whatever. Anyway, you got time to burn. But time is our most precious commodity.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't my time.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

I'm telling you, I don't know what we're going to call the movie, whether.

[Willie Robertson]

It be or the Problem is blind.

[Jase Robertson]

To Forrest Gump 2 or whatever it is. But the movie about Cy Robertson's life is going to be outstanding.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, that's why I've told you when we, we do stuff and I say something, you check it and it's right. Okay. I've lived. I've lived a really interesting life.

[Jase Robertson]

You, you drove. Where were you dropped? So hey, now we know you could have got arrested for driving with the briefcase down your. You had a brief.

[Si Robertson]

I don't where one hand to drive.

[Jase Robertson]

What town was this, huh?

[Willie Robertson]

Where were you?

[Si Robertson]

I was in Swabrook and no, not. Yeah, was. I was right on the France border.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, okay.

[Si Robertson]

At the 210.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you were driving on the wrong side of the road too.

[Jase Robertson]

I drive on the right side.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh dude.

[Jase Robertson]

Now only England does that.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, so that ain't all of Europe. Okay, England.

[Jase Robertson]

The only people that can't figure out what side of the road to drive on.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, I hadn't really spent a lot of time traversing that over there.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean you. I'm trying to think of everybody I've ever known that's had a briefcase handcuffed to their wrist and there's not many.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't pay for that experience.

[Si Robertson]

Anyway, the funniest part of that was, okay, look, we got. You gotta unlock to get in into the operations center. You know, the general had the key so he come in. You know, this is late at night.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

12 o'clock, you know, at night. I'm in there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. They's enjoying a little yo. Time and you in there trying to screw that up.

[Si Robertson]

Well, he just, he just showed up to check.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

See if anything was needed.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

So I'm. I'm back in the back doing some paperwork and he yells my name. And I, I didn't know it. He standing right behind me and I said, oh, you know. And I said, you know, bad word. He busted out laughing. I went, oh, officer, officer. I jumped up, you know, I said I'm so sorry sir, I didn't know you was there. He said, oh, stand out and relax. He said, I take it you've had one of the one hell of a day, right? I said, oh yeah, yeah, it's been one of those. And he said, yeah, I know I've had ball time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but that's fun man.

[Si Robertson]

But if, if it's. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't know that was a real thing though. Like I thought that was kind of put on for the movies where the people handcuffed the briefcase to the, you know, top secret. Well, I understand, but I just figured there was a different Path, look. Which that took. I thought that was the safest way to carry something.

[Si Robertson]

The key is not on me.

[Willie Robertson]

You get your hand lopped off.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why everybody had a bone saw in the rig.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, because the key is not on me.

[Willie Robertson]

So when you lock the briefcase, you can't open it.

[Si Robertson]

I can't open.

[Willie Robertson]

Can you. Can you take the handcuff?

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I had to come back to the operations center.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, so you leave the key there.

[Si Robertson]

He's there. Okay, so it's like he's not. They face you me to get it, they're going to have to cut my hand off. But then they still not going to be able to get it in the briefcase.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they get in there.

[Si Robertson]

Well, they'll tear it up into it. But I mean, yo, it's after they killed me to cut my arm off and I was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I mean if they went through that first step, I imagine the second one ain't that big deal.

[Jase Robertson]

Guys, the briefcase is locked. This is where we stop. We've sawed his arm off, but.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we can't. We can't get in here.

[Jase Robertson]

Taking a skill saw to the briefcase where we draw the line.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well.

[Jase Robertson]

Interesting man in the world.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, I've let a very active laugh. Okay, active is.

[Willie Robertson]

There's that word again.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he's had a very active life in which he took a nap every day in the military for 24 years. It's unbelievable.

[Si Robertson]

It was one good thing about going to Vietnam.

[Willie Robertson]

Rice.

[Jase Robertson]

No, the rain.

[Si Robertson]

The rain offstairs.

[Willie Robertson]

You like the rain.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah. But you say if you. If you go to. I tell you what, if you don't believe in the flood in the Bible, head to Vietnam. Go to Vietnam and stay there during the monsoon season and you'll change your mind. You'll believe.

[Willie Robertson]

Then you'll see how that happened.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you'll see how that happened because, hey, I seen so much rain. If it can hide a company of men, 300 men where you. They disappear.

[Willie Robertson]

What did you say? You stuck your arm out there and.

[Si Robertson]

You know, and it was gone.

[Willie Robertson]

The under a roof. He went like this. Couldn't see his hand. That's.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Pretty good magic.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I've. I've watched a like 300 men at attention gone. Gone. Look, it was. It wasn't just a drain drops.

[Jase Robertson]

Drops away.

[Si Robertson]

This was a wave of rain. Like shows you big ocean waves when they're riding them.

[Willie Robertson]

And I really feel like Forrest Gump got to jump on you though.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no, look, hey, screw Tom Hanks. Never. I've never.

[Jase Robertson]

This is the real one.

[Si Robertson]

Look. It would rain for 15 minutes like a blanket.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That you couldn't see through. And then when it quit, five minutes later you would tell it, it. Wait a minute. There's no water in the dirty, but it is not damp.

[Willie Robertson]

It was dusty again.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, dusty again. You kick it and it'll be dust fly everywhere.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

Right? You saw that rain? So that when it rains in Vietnam they call it monsoon. It is a wall of rain.

[Jase Robertson]

There's a, there's a documentary on it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no. It's unreal.

[Willie Robertson]

What we got any emails, anything new in there? Hunter, you got a voicemail.

[Jase Robertson]

We have a follow up.

[Willie Robertson]

A follow up, Follow up, follow up. Oh, I got something.

[Jase Robertson]

What do you have?

[Si Robertson]

Wait, I say something about 65 Bible.

[Willie Robertson]

Something versus go ahead, do your thing.

[Si Robertson]

Versus.

[Jase Robertson]

No. Well, so you remember the guy we talked about that killed the banded goose stone? I don't think you were here for this.

[Willie Robertson]

That's the.

[Jase Robertson]

A blind guy.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I got that.

[Jase Robertson]

You got it too. Shot abandoned goose.

[Phil Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That's, that's, that's a feat.

[Willie Robertson]

But we said, we assumed falsely that technology was involved. Right. Because you know, they have those deals now where it like beeps and clicks. I mean, we've done some of that dream stuff used as ears. I don't know. But it said technology is cool. But it didn't play any role in my 100% blind buddy Dallas taking a banded Canadian. Well, Canada goose for his first bird shot since being shot and left blind seven years ago. It was all God.

[Jase Robertson]

So they've tried it for a long time. It wasn't like they walked out and.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So no technology.

[Si Robertson]

That's awesome that he actually raised up and just abandoned goose.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Amen. Yeah. So they did say they'd really love to share the their testimony and stuff. So we may get them on here.

[Jase Robertson]

Make sure they have a foundation for people to hunt that have disabilities.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The Rolling Dallas, the blind guy, he, he got literally shot in the face.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And that's what blinded him seven years ago. But now he's out there just whacking and stacking.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Birds blind.

[Willie Robertson]

And that was his buddy Jacob, Jacob Jackson that, well, wait a minute.

[Si Robertson]

I, I, I want to, you know, did he have a person sit beside him coaching him, talking about.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, I'm guessing they went as a group. Now this is again, a guess. I'm guessing they went as a group and probably saying from the right. From the right. Coming Coming, you know, and then.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. At 1:00.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Probably a lot of direction involved in it.

[Si Robertson]

That's still.

[Willie Robertson]

But still no technology other than pretty.

[Si Robertson]

Pretty good.

[Willie Robertson]

Other than human beings and the good Lord. There was no technology used in him taking a band of Canada goose, which.

[Si Robertson]

That's why. And then have. For the goose. Said goose to have a band.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Forget it. Being bandit or not, I don't care if he's banded or he ain't to do that blind. That's incredible.

[Jase Robertson]

So I've never killed a bandit.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey, that's the verse. The verse of the day is going to be okay with man. We're limited, but with the Almighty, everything.

[Willie Robertson]

I was thinking it was we walked by faith, not by sight.

[Jase Robertson]

I was going to go something with. He made it rain big old fat drops of water.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, y'all have heard us talk about it before. Here on the Duck Call Room podcast. We have a problem with teacups. So we want to let you know about a cool thing we are doing on December 12th on duckcommander.com. if you order an Uncle Psi teacup, you could win potentially a signed teacup. We have a hundred signed teacups by everybody here on the Duck Call Room that we're going to throw in there as an added bonus for people who order a teacup. So if you want a chance, December 12th is your day. I'm just saying get you a signed teacup. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Who signed them?

[Willie Robertson]

We all did. So There you go. December 12th. Check it out. Duckcommander.com is the place if you want a chance to win a signed Duck Call Room teacup.

[Jase Robertson]

What a bummer for the people that get mine.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, you got a voicemail. Anything new?

[Jase Robertson]

I got it. Oh, Hunter and his microphone.

[Willie Robertson]

I got it. Yeah, I got a few, but I was wondering if. Okay, there's something specific you want people.

[Jase Robertson]

To send voicemails about.

[Willie Robertson]

Any specific questions? No. I mean, I like the one yesterday or the last time we did this about gas stations. I like little oddball conversation deals.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, the sky is the limit, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Come up with whatever you want to know.

[Jase Robertson]

Roll 100.

[Willie Robertson]

Roll 1. Let's just see what we got, Big daddy. Hi, guys. It's Luke from Oklahoma.

[Si Robertson]

Louisiana.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Thibodeau. Yeah. Hometown WWE names and y'all walk out songs. Thank y'all. Have a great day.

[Jase Robertson]

Excited.

[Willie Robertson]

Luke from Thibodeau.

[Jase Robertson]

That's the kind of questions we need.

[Willie Robertson]

Yes, Luke from Thibodeau.

[Phil Robertson]

That was the best question I've heard so far. What Would be your WWE name and your walkout. So WWE is a wrestler.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, if you were a wrestler, if.

[Phil Robertson]

You were a rap professional wrestler, what would be your name and your walkout.

[Willie Robertson]

Song size name is going to be Father Time.

[Phil Robertson]

Father Time.

[Si Robertson]

I know the song.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. I didn't have that one, but I just.

[Si Robertson]

Who's your daddy?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, who's your baby? Hey, Toby Keith done made another appearance. Look at there.

[Si Robertson]

Look at that.

[Jase Robertson]

Can't get rid of the Toby Keith forever.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you like me now, baby?

[Jase Robertson]

I've never really thought about it.

[Si Robertson]

Who's your daddy?

[Willie Robertson]

Stone, you were so excited. I feel like this is something you've rehearsed now that you've been in a jiu jitsu.

[Phil Robertson]

My youngest daughter.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Is infatuated with. With wwe and not the new, the. The new version, the old stuff. Likes the old school.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Her favorite wrestler is the American Dream, Dusty Road, which probably the most entertaining. Him and Ric Flair, you know, the nature. Boy, that was a good era. She loves it. So, you know. But with my last name being Stone, I'd have to go with another one of my all time favorites. Stone Cold. Stone Cold and the walkout song. I mean, good night. How could you not. How could you not have a little bit of Queen on your walkout? Soul.

[Jase Robertson]

Wayne's a good one.

[Willie Robertson]

Which one? Bicycle.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Jase Robertson]

So random.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I guess another. Another one bites the dust. Oh, but Stone Cold, I guess the thing he comes out to is not really a song.

[Jase Robertson]

He has his own song.

[Phil Robertson]

He's got his own song. Have you heard the story of how that Stone Cold 316 happened off the cuff? He just said it. And stone cold 316 means you just got your butt whip.

[Willie Robertson]

He didn't even include 17.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

Either time, what would Johnny D be?

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know, man. I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

I've changed my lookup recently.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you remember that old guy that used to come out with three different characters?

[Willie Robertson]

Mick Foley.

[Phil Robertson]

Foley. Yeah, Johnny D. Got that Mick Foley look.

[Willie Robertson]

Mick Foley. Cactus Jack.

[Phil Robertson]

He could be.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. What's the guy with the parrot?

[Si Robertson]

The parrot?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Coco. Beware, Coco. I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

I couldn't pull off the cocoa.

[Si Robertson]

Beware.

[Jase Robertson]

But I would like a parrot. That just seems cool. Yeah, that just seems awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

I just don't think I'd be one, you know, remember Andre the Giant? And then you had the other one that called himself the Giant. They come out in one piece. Leotard. Oh, I could pull that off.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Who wanted to run around with A two before hacksaw.

[Jase Robertson]

He was on. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Them guys earned that paycheck that day.

[Si Robertson]

Oh. Oh, no. Hey, it was cold.

[Jase Robertson]

Cold like it is right now.

[Si Robertson]

Little stupid thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Naked. Yeah, they might as well have been naked. They just had a little sheet of spandex over their jump and were happy to be there. Oh, yeah, they fired up.

[Jase Robertson]

But, Martin, do you have a wrestler name?

[Willie Robertson]

No. I mean, I depend on y'all.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, with the last name Owen, it would probably be something like the Ozone.

[Willie Robertson]

Ozone?

[Jase Robertson]

I cover the whole earth. Or something like that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. Oh, you're going back to your. Your PlayStation name.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that came from my javelin days. Oh, scrape the ozone.

[Si Robertson]

I got woofable.

[Willie Robertson]

This ought to be good. Go ahead, sigh. What you got?

[Si Robertson]

Smokey the Bear.

[Willie Robertson]

Smokey the Bear.

[Si Robertson]

And then the song is don't poke this Bear.

[Jase Robertson]

Martin's more of a yogi than a smokey.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm way more into pick a nick basket, that's for sure.

[Si Robertson]

Yogi Bear.

[Phil Robertson]

There was a restaurant. What was the name? Earthquake or something like that.

[Jase Robertson]

Earthquake.

[Phil Robertson]

It kind of had Martin's loop, but he was a lot fatter in Martin.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Or the Great Kali. I remember him.

[Phil Robertson]

Great Kali.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, he had that chop. He has a chop.

[Phil Robertson]

Big John Studio.

[Willie Robertson]

Big bad one would have to be the wall. Oh, the Flying Flea.

[Jase Robertson]

His special move would be the Walrus. And it's when he came from his belly flop. Nacho Libre.

[Willie Robertson]

Goblin got the claw and the claw.

[Phil Robertson]

He's got the claw. That's what he used to get in the boat in deep water.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, thank you so much.

[Phil Robertson]

How'd you get in that boat? He jumped up and he hooked his belly on the side of the boat. He said, I eat that claw.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, thank you, Luke from Thibodeau. My goodness. Hunter, what would you be?

[Jase Robertson]

Hunter have the weirdest walkout song guarantee that I have no idea that it.

[Phil Robertson]

Would be Disco Inferno.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I like it. I wish I could play.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter would be Hammer.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Hunter the Hammer. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

And the song is. You can't touch this.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, MC Hammer. Oh, Hunter, come out some parachute pants. All right. It's actually my mom's nickname. Hey, man, Hunter got the same shoes.

[Phil Robertson]

Your mom's nickname is the Hammer?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. She's scary.

[Phil Robertson]

Good night.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Phil Robertson]

Valentine?

[Willie Robertson]

She gave birth to twins. So my hats off to her. I ain't saying nothing. Like, I married one that did it, too. She named herself whatever she want to, buddy.

[Phil Robertson]

Hammer.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyway, Johnny D, That's a good one there.

[Willie Robertson]

Please. By the way, what's Your walkout song voice side did it. Whatever he said, I don't know what is. I mean, that's one of them deals, I think, like, other people have to.

[Si Robertson]

You don't want.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I think that's one of them deals where other people that know you pick that for you, because you can't.

[Jase Robertson]

Just claim Kanye west. And. Yeah, I have somebody give you one. Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, like, you know, selfishly, I probably like Nate Dog and more and. Or something. Like, we go back to regulators. Regulators mount up. Like, all four of us walk out together.

[Jase Robertson]

White moon on the streets, trying to consume Matthew 19:26 before we get off the rails. Jesus looked at them and said, with man, this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible.

[Willie Robertson]

That's amen for you. All right, we'll see y'all next time, right?

[Jase Robertson]

How would do Kanye west use this gospel?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, the voicemail number. What was it again? 318-215-6559.

[Si Robertson]

Maybe 31 8.

[Willie Robertson]

Look, I finally remembered it.

[Si Robertson]

31 5.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, no, no, no. 318-318.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. 215-6-559. 6559.

[Willie Robertson]

I finally remembered it.

[Si Robertson]

All right, that's pretty.

[Willie Robertson]

There we go. All right, we'll see y'all next time.