Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Duck Call Room – "Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!"

Episode Information:

• Title: Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
• Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
• Release Date: January 30, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Death Hoax ([00:37] – [00:59])

The episode kicks off with a humorous yet concerning discussion about Phil Robertson enduring yet another false death report. Si Robertson initiates the conversation with a light-hearted jab:

Si Robertson: "Oh, don't pull nothing. He already hurt."

Phil Robertson confirms the jest:

Phil Robertson: "Yeah, already pulled something. Okay, boy."

2. Reactions and Clarifications ([00:54] – [02:20])

Johnny D elaborates on the rampant misinformation circulating social media regarding Phil's supposed demise. He shares how friends reached out with condolences, only to find out Phil was merely enjoying a Chiefs game.

Johnny D: "I had every friend that we've ever met out of state texting me and calling me was like, I'm so sorry to hear about size... I just talked to him. He's watching the Chiefs game."

Phil responds with good humor:

Phil Robertson: "I keep watching the Bills play the Chiefs, and I'm saying, am I watching the right game?"

The hosts engage in a playful banter about football, highlighting Phil's resilience against these hoaxes.

3. Discussion on Boats and Their Significance ([05:31] – [15:30])

A significant portion of the episode delves into the debate over boats being perceived as conservative propaganda. The hosts discuss the financial and practical aspects of boat ownership versus plane ownership.

Si Robertson: "They are a hole in the water you throw money into."

Ryan Reynolds: "Boats are a money pit."

The conversation shifts to personal preferences, with Si expressing a desire for a kayak over large boats:

Si Robertson: "I got two [boats]. I don't need another one."

The hosts humorously contrast the complexities of boat ownership with the simplicity of having a personal plane, leading to a lively exchange on the merits and challenges of each mode of transportation.

4. Family and Hunting Dynamics ([23:46] – [49:59])

The discussion transitions to the impact of hunting on family life, particularly focusing on Martin's relationship with his girlfriend, Harper. Martin shares his experience of prioritizing hunting trips over personal relationships, leading to a recent breakup.

Ryan Reynolds: "My girlfriend of one and a half years broke up with me because I chose to hunt with my dad and grandpa instead of going to dinner with her and her parents."

The hosts, especially Si and Phil, offer their perspectives on the importance of balancing personal commitments with family responsibilities, emphasizing the need for better communication.

Phil Robertson: "You got to have his priorities."

The conversation also touches upon the challenges of parenting, notably dealing with energetic children and the strains of maintaining household harmony during hunting seasons.

5. Listener Emails and Personal Stories ([50:05] – [55:21])

In the latter part of the episode, the hosts address listener emails, sharing personal anecdotes and offering advice. Jennifer from South Georgia asks Uncle Si about his grandchildren's names, leading to a light-hearted exchange about remembering family members.

Si Robertson: "He named them what he called them like hey, hey and Juju and gee Gee... But like he had no idea."

Another listener, Kyle from Alabama, shares his plight of a recent breakup, prompting the hosts to provide candid feedback on his actions and relationship priorities.

Phil Robertson: "She's tired of being a hunting season widow."

The episode concludes with encouragement for listeners to leave reviews and engage with the podcast community, reinforcing the show's commitment to its audience.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Si Robertson ([00:54]): "You died again."
• Phil Robertson ([00:58]): "Well, I died again."
• Johnny D ([01:20]): "I just talked to him. He's watching the Chiefs game."
• Phil Robertson ([02:08]): "He's gonna make him."
• Si Robertson ([05:31]): "I put the headset on and let's go."
• Ryan Reynolds ([10:05]): "Why can't you buy a boat?"
• Phil Robertson ([15:23]): "We got our Friends drinking it."
• Ryan Reynolds ([45:10]): "My girlfriend broke up with me because I went hunting instead of dinner."
• Phil Robertson ([46:15]): "You got to have his priorities."
• Si Robertson ([53:03]): "So we got one out of eight. The bad one."
• Ryan Reynolds ([55:00]): "Good quality rest... Even the good lord rested on the seventh day."

Conclusion

In "Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!", the Duck Call Room team masterfully blends humor with heartfelt discussions, addressing false rumors, the intricacies of hunting and family life, and engaging listener interactions. The episode underscores the importance of clear communication and balancing personal passions with familial responsibilities, all delivered with the signature wit and charm fans have come to love.

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Transcript

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds.

[Johnny D]

Recently, I asked Mint Mobile's legal team.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes.

[Johnny D]

And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous two year.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Contracts, they said, what the are you talking about?

[Johnny D]

You insane Hollywood.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So to recap, we're cutting the price of mint unlimited from $30 a month.

[Johnny D]

To just $15 a month.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Give it a [e-mail] switch. $45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month.

[Si Robertson]

New customers on first three month plan only.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Taxes and fees. Extra Speed slower above 40GB.

[Si Robertson]

Well, put your headset on and let's go.

[Johnny D]

Hey, s slam the table more often than you usually do. Please keep John David on his toes.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, don't pull nothing. He already hurt.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, already pulled something. Okay, boy.

[Johnny D]

Might as well pull it again.

[Phil Robertson]

I got my mic on.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, boys.

[Johnny D]

Okay, so when I say welcome back, I mean welcome back from the dead.

[Si Robertson]

Sigh. You died again.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I died again.

[Johnny D]

Hey, you died good this time, according to social media.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I never saw it. I follow different pages.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, I'm glad to hear that. At least I died good.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, y'all.

[Johnny D]

Well, they had the date and everything, huh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

How did he get. How did he get got this time?

[Johnny D]

It was that hunting accident that. That did him in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Johnny D]

I had every friend that we've ever met out of state texting me and calling me was like, I'm so sorry to hear about size. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just talked to him. He's watching the Chiefs game.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know, I will say, wait, wait, wait.

[Si Robertson]

I hope when that day comes, I find out before Facebook that's. That's my only request.

[Phil Robertson]

I keep. I keep watching the Bills play the Chiefs, and I'm saying, am I watching the right game? Because they've got them on. I just.

[Si Robertson]

Y'all and the Bills always lose.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ah, well, you know, right now, I'm sad about that.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, Superman has got one. You know, he's got kryptonite. Guess who that is. Patrick Mahomes.

[Johnny D]

And some refs on the payroll. I think.

[Phil Robertson]

He wears red. They celebrate. He's gonna make him. They go. Was gonna make a pinstripe. Yeah. What's. What's the prediction for Super Bowl? Who's going to win it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Kellen Moore, future head coach of the Saints. That's all I care about.

[Si Robertson]

He ain't coming to New Orleans.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He is. Who is they flying all the way to? Who is the Eagles offensive coordinator?

[Si Robertson]

He ain't coming.

[Phil Robertson]

He ain't coming.

[Si Robertson]

Why you going? You're an offensive mind. Why are you going to come be a part of that trash?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he ain't coming down here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can only be a head coach so many times.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he's okay. He got plenty more coming.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's like my age.

[Si Robertson]

I know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If he ends up a head coach in the NFL at my age, then yeah, don't worry. I love everybody sell worms.

[Phil Robertson]

I love that everybody's panicking.

[Si Robertson]

About what?

[Phil Robertson]

All the football coaches. Oh, panicking.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, at least we're not the Cowboys.

[Johnny D]

Well, hey, we still didn't.

[Si Robertson]

Boys, we talking about football. They always get mad at us when we talk about sports. Hunters over like you bunch of nerds.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, and y'all want to see something?

[Si Robertson]

Why can't y'all talk about magic?

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know, I decided to look up Sigh on Facebook because I figured that's.

[Si Robertson]

Where how dead he was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Some clown that's from Newsmax put an article up about how hurt he is and how he's in the hospital, but he's recovering. And I just put a comment under this with a picture of me inside. This isn't even close to true, Johnny.

[Si Robertson]

D. Now that that is playing. I like what picture they use.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Aside, by the way, pray for Uncle Sigh because he's wearing backwards hats.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Wow, look at that picture.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, they had your date of birth and the year you pass.

[Si Robertson]

Look at that. Look at that eyebrow on that one.

[Phil Robertson]

That's my rapper. Oh, I guess that's my rapping hat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I guess. Actually, all the stuff he said was true. My bad.

[Phil Robertson]

Here's the deal. I appreciate the prayer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, we want the prayers.

[Phil Robertson]

I take the prayer anytime.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we need the prayers. They need to practice. You can pray for all of us.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's a win win situation. We're doing you right. And yeah, you're lifting my name up there on body.

[Johnny D]

Hey, but sir, are you tired of dying? Are you tired of dying?

[Phil Robertson]

No. Here's my take on that. I ain't worried about dying.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't scared to die no more, Josie.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay?

[Johnny D]

He's pert as a rotten buck.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't worried about it because I know the man that resurrects dead people.

[Si Robertson]

Thank you.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, he done got you a handful of times. Hey, I mean, good night.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, I'm in a bonus. Me and Phil both in bonus years right now.

[Si Robertson]

Why is that?

[Phil Robertson]

Because the good book says, hey, he'll give you 70.

[Si Robertson]

70?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well, you're at 70 plus 7.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I'm on the bonus years.

[Si Robertson]

So you own that forgiveness bag now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All them old farts in Genesis lived be like 130.

[Si Robertson]

You know why? Because I ate cows and stuff.

[Phil Robertson]

But hey, oh, like back that. Back in the ancient days. I wouldn't want to live to be a thousand.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A thousand methuselah style.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, 76 is rough enough, boys.

[Johnny D]

Can you imagine? That would be your prime.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think Methuselah was over there taking a drag off of Winston, though. So, I mean, it's probably a lot different. Probably a lot different way to get there.

[Phil Robertson]

He had them organic cigarettes and Methuselah probably wouldn't have been stupid and stepped off that boat like I did.

[Johnny D]

Saw you owning up to it.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I'm about just, you know, I'm fixing to be, you know, Boat, boat. Get it, boys. Get me up there with a wheeler.

[Si Robertson]

I saw something on boats this weekend that made me giggle. You see our boy John Chris that stopped in here?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I remember him.

[Si Robertson]

So he did a deal on his podcast where they had two women from the other side of things where it said boats were conservative propaganda. Like, the only reason they want to talk to conservative people is because we have boats.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do Democrats not on boats?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I didn't know that you had to cash in a red card to get a boat. Like, I didn't. I mean, boats are for everybody, right? I mean, that Bezos guy, he got a big old boat. I would suspect he leans blue now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's a Republican now.

[Si Robertson]

No, he's not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's. Whoever's in charge.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Quit. Yeah. Stop.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He, like my father in law, he used to be a Cowboys fan. Now he's chief.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. He committed.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What it is.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Just whoever's next, right. Next saw the light.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, yes. No loyalty anymore.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he was. He was saying, oh, if.

[Phil Robertson]

If a winning boy, they got. They got to go.

[Si Robertson]

But the fact that somebody thinks boats are conservative propaganda, that makes me laugh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Boats are a money pit.

[Si Robertson]

They are that. They are a hole in the water you throw money into.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

They are absolutely that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Life is like they get rid of.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, if you like the fish, they're worth it.

[Si Robertson]

Absolutely, they're worth it. I just don't know how you can use a boat as conservative propaganda.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I like. I love boats. If people didn't have boats, I'd be starved. I'd starve to death.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Johnny D]

They say that the happiest day is when you buy a boat and the next happiest day is when you sell it.

[Si Robertson]

Not true. Very sad day when you get rid of. If you don't have another one, wait most. But the problem is, most boat owners got another one already waiting, so they're trying to get, you know, you're trying to get rid of one to make room for the other.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can get into a bind over.

[Si Robertson]

A boat these days. You can if you dumb, but, you know. But you get in a bind, anything.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Somebody right now just felt personally attacked by that, and that's okay.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I mean, you always need. Yeah, they need to look at maybe.

[Johnny D]

Maybe they're.

[Si Robertson]

Well, you start financing a boat for 15 years. I mean, come on now.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, let's bring Dave Ramsey on and let's talk about.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not. Hey, look, I ain't saying you got to go pay for a boat out of an envelope in your sock drawer, but, like, it shouldn't put you in that kind of a bind.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Dave Ramsey tell you how to buy a boat, but he got a boat probably the size of this building.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, absolutely. I bet he got two of them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because I have always said, you know, there's money and then there's boat money.

[Johnny D]

Boat money.

[Si Robertson]

Some of our boats are made out of aluminum.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, that's.

[Si Robertson]

That'd be me. I got aluminum boat money.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That ain't boat money. That's big Dave boat money. You know what I'm saying?

[Si Robertson]

I got aluminum boat money. I ain't got fiberglass boat money.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But, like, you know, people fly around on planes and stuff and get their own plane. That's one thing. But if you got a boat, that's money.

[Johnny D]

That's a lot of money in big boats.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Especially one you can live on, like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Boats with a bed in it. That's worth more than Watchtower Parish.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. I know some of them folks.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I've met a couple.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. I fished on their boats. Yeah, it takes fishing to a whole.

[Ryan Reynolds]

New level when you go take a nap on your boat or cook dinner or.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, you've done things on the waterbed and sizes. Wake me up when they're biting. That's. That's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hold on. They had a waterbed on the boat? Yeah. Can't hide money.

[Johnny D]

You know, you can't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Once you got boat money, you're like, waterbed, do it.

[Phil Robertson]

It's home. It's their home, son.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They got a yeti that you could bury three human beings in it. So big. We got to figure out how to buy a boat.

[Si Robertson]

Martin, I. I got two. I don't need another one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I got a kayak, and that's all I really want. But I want like a boat I can stand up in.

[Phil Robertson]

You can't do it in a kayak.

[Si Robertson]

You can. You just have to be okay with getting wet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, I want to stand up in. Not on.

[Phil Robertson]

You must like in it.

[Si Robertson]

Inside. You want it to have a door.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I got to win the lottery or something.

[Si Robertson]

We ain't. I can't help you with that one, but maybe you run some kind of parlay on the Chiefs and Eagles, you'd be all right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't think that. That ain't even both.

[Johnny D]

That's a toy boat.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's just a kayak.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's kayak, people.

[Johnny D]

That's how you got the last kayak.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Boat money.

[Si Robertson]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, gosh. It would have made life way easier.

[Si Robertson]

Because they go skiing every year instead.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

Well, in that game, yeah, the script man is the one that's really the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The script man's in charge because Reed.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, now he has got the gunslinger.

[Si Robertson]

I just wonder.

[Johnny D]

It ain't nothing better than watching Psy watch a football game where he gets all upset.

[Si Robertson]

So did Taylor Swift help her hurt?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, hey, look, if Tyler Swift in the Swifties one there, Kansas City wouldn't even be playing football.

[Si Robertson]

I bet Taylor Swift got a boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Tyler Swift got boat money.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, yeah, anything she wants got.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, anything she wants got. She got.

[Johnny D]

She got.

[Phil Robertson]

No, she's got billions.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm looking up boats right now.

[Si Robertson]

Mm.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have y'all ever looked up boats? It's crazy.

[Si Robertson]

No, I know. How much a bass.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I wouldn't worry about a boat.

[Si Robertson]

I don't need.

[Phil Robertson]

I was looking up something. I'd be looking up a jet, the.

[Si Robertson]

Other half of that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, jet money. Jet money ain't boat money. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm telling you, you hop one of.

[Phil Robertson]

Them just in the air, that's about 50 GS.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I know you put one of them boats in the water, yo.

[Phil Robertson]

So, yeah, if they crank that baby up, it's going to cost you thousands.

[Si Robertson]

So in your mind, is it better to own a jet or a boat? Where. Where, where do you have wealth? No, I'm talking about Johnny D. Because I wouldn't drive.

[Johnny D]

You can go where you want to go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Boat.

[Phil Robertson]

And I wouldn't drive nowhere boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Boat people got more money than plane people.

[Si Robertson]

Really?

[Ryan Reynolds]

The air don't do bad things to stuff. Water does.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I think saying that he's got.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A lot of money.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. He's got a point there.

[Si Robertson]

The air don't do bad stuff to planes, but the ground sure does.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, yeah, you don't want to bounce.

[Si Robertson]

Like, I mean, yeah, you don't want.

[Ryan Reynolds]

To hit the ground. But I'm just saying if you got a boat, you taking your plane to your boat. You can have a plane and not have a boat.

[Si Robertson]

But has anybody ever taken a. Has anybody ever taken a boat to a plane?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Si Robertson]

You know, just Planes to boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Planes to both. You want to know why you got a boat? I got a helicopter on it.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, on all these Caribbeans, all that stuff, dog, they take. They take the plane to the boat.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Kenny Chesney. Kenny Chesney got boat money.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, we took a bucket and playing boat money.

[Johnny D]

Martin was with us when we took a private jet to. Where was that? We went Spokane. No, we went.

[Si Robertson]

There was no boat involved in Spokane.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Couldn't even stand up on that plane. You can stand up in a boat.

[Johnny D]

We put in. In Texas. Galvan, Galveston. You remember that? And the airplane pilots got sick on the boat.

[Phil Robertson]

I felt sorry for that dude.

[Johnny D]

That was bad.

[Phil Robertson]

That was. You know. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm googling boats with a kitchen.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Lord.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I want to buy one. Me and you gonna split it.

[Si Robertson]

Well, they got planes with a kitchen.

[Phil Robertson]

They got planes, too.

[Johnny D]

They do.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's another level, too. Once you got something.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, when you get at that level, you've made it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That doesn't have a kitchen. And they put a kitchen in it.

[Phil Robertson]

You have a.

[Johnny D]

In that plane was like a full living room. It was. And they had a kitchen.

[Phil Robertson]

We had a.

[Johnny D]

And a cook.

[Phil Robertson]

We had a shift on board. What do you want, sir?

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can't even figure out where to buy a boat?

[Si Robertson]

Like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like my Internet doesn't go to.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I know there.

[Si Robertson]

If you're searching, it was a.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right.

[Phil Robertson]

It was a female shelf.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. If you search it, he was fine.

[Phil Robertson]

As any wine you ever want to get.

[Si Robertson]

I don't even remember what she looked like.

[Phil Robertson]

So, I mean.

[Johnny D]

So you do remember that?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I remember.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Oh, good.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that's the quickest I ever made it to South Florida. I don't know how fast we went across that Gulf of America. That's right.

[Phil Robertson]

I should. I should have.

[Johnny D]

Martin's in a mood.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, hey, yeah, we got to talk about this. We actually do have.

[Si Robertson]

I think the Gulf of America just.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sounds better because I'm a man who checks Google Maps every day to see.

[Si Robertson]

What they updated it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So see when size roof is updated. Hold on. Let me go to size roof real fast, because that's actually closer than the Gulf of America.

[Si Robertson]

America.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Size roof is not updated. Zoom out, zoom in.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, they ain't got it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Still says Mexico. What are we doing?

[Phil Robertson]

What are they doing? They ain't got it on satellites. Oh, good.

[Si Robertson]

Boo.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We gotta. Well, you know, Donald Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico. Are you aware of this, sir?

[Phil Robertson]

No, I'm not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. Executive order. We will no longer call The Gulf of Mexico. Gulf of Mexico. It will be the Gulf of America. Thank you. How does that make you feel?

[Johnny D]

He likes it. He's got thumbs up over here.

[Si Robertson]

I just think it's fun.

[Phil Robertson]

That's one. That's one. You took care of prayers.

[Si Robertson]

My favorite part is how that man, our president, gets everybody so stirred up.

[Johnny D]

Yep.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's a go on both sides.

[Si Robertson]

Like, that shows you.

[Phil Robertson]

And, hey, the man talented.

[Si Robertson]

I know. Oh, he's.

[Phil Robertson]

He's okay.

[Si Robertson]

He's a master at his. I'll give him that look.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My favorite part is England's. Was England got. They got a queen, king. I don't even know who's in charge over there figuring out.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Whoever's in charge had to put a statement out. We will not refer to it as the Gulf of America, but the Gulf of Mexico. Like, you ain't swimming over here.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, y'all ain't been over here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Water.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody come over here running from y'all. What do you think we worried about?

[Johnny D]

Did anybody ask Beth if Canada was for sale?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Beth hadn't showed up to the podcast in a week. Because we tried.

[Si Robertson]

She gave up. She gave up on us. Yeah, she. She out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm about to. And Gulf of America. The Gulf of America. And I'm renaming the English Channel to France Channel.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, France Channel.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't like the way we're doing it?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, take it in your face. I mean, it's wild.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The Gulf of America.

[Si Robertson]

I just like people to get everybody all stirred up. I mean, it's just fun.

[Phil Robertson]

To me, he's just starting.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I know. He got. We got four more years of him getting people stirred up. I'm here for it. So.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he's just started, boys.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wonder.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, and here's the thing. He's got four years of research and development under his belt, too.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

He knows what he's getting into this time.

[Si Robertson]

He got a case study, that's for sure.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think he's going to be a little better prepared than he was last time.

[Si Robertson]

I'm just trying to figure out when everybody started caring so much about the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gulf of Mexico's name, about pretty much.

[Si Robertson]

Anything for the most part. That, like, you know, back in the day, if I didn't care. So I just didn't listen to it, like, you know, like, turn it off. Just turn it off.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, just turn it off.

[Si Robertson]

But now they intentionally listen to it. If you get pissed off and stirred up, I don't get it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, that's why I Turned off a football games. I'm like, I don't like this one anymore. The Saints aren't in it. I don't have to watch it.

[Si Robertson]

There you go. And that's totally your prerogative, but some people listen to it just because they want to be mad, and I don't.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, no. That's one thing that you said. It is true.

[Johnny D]

What?

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. That there are people out there that if they're not mad, they're not happy.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't gotta have something to gripe about. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I don't understand it.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. It's the woe is me syndrome.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

They're throwing a pity party for themselves and hey, here's. Here's the flash for you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Flash.

[Johnny D]

This ought to be.

[Phil Robertson]

They could care less.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

Wouldn't throw you a pity party. And hey. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Welcome to life.

[Si Robertson]

I just don't understand why people had to start getting so stirred up.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, if somebody win. If you won the lottery again, that would just tickle me pink. I'd be happy for you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We get a boat.

[Johnny D]

You can get a boat.

[Si Robertson]

That's just.

[Johnny D]

You get a boat. You get a boat. You get a boat.

[Phil Robertson]

You will be home. I'll go broke on that crap.

[Si Robertson]

Don't go broke.

[Johnny D]

You get giving it away too fast.

[Si Robertson]

You get the boat, we'll come party with you.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't need my own boat.

[Si Robertson]

No, I don't want to. I don't want the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I just want to know where you keep the keys.

[Phil Robertson]

We don't want the headaches. We just wanted the use of it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. We just want to ride.

[Johnny D]

You get the boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

America.

[Si Robertson]

America.

[Phil Robertson]

Gulf America is a long ride.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, so should we rename the state ride to New America? I wonder how that go over.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, because. Hey, hey. No. The best new Mexican food I ever had was in New Mexico, and that's stuff.

[Si Robertson]

Well, what if it was called New American Food? No, it tastes better.

[Ryan Reynolds]

See, I like Mexico. I might even choose to vacation there. But I just think it's funny that nobody will update the maps on the Internet to Gulf of America. President said so, y'all.

[Si Robertson]

Bing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Get it together. They ain't done it either.

[Si Robertson]

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Yep.

[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Have you ever been on Tick Tock?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I've been told I was.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, he.

[Si Robertson]

He has. His old neighbor got a strong Tick Tock page aside. For real, I bet he makes a ton of money offside.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, Robert.

[Phil Robertson]

Robert.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Robert does Tick Tock.

[Phil Robertson]

Thatcher, I think is his last name.

[Si Robertson]

There you go at Robert Thatcher. Every time he went inside, apparently he recorded him. Put him on Tick Tock side like a Tick Tock legend.

[Phil Robertson]

That ain't no big deal.

[Johnny D]

He don't even know.

[Si Robertson]

I don't even care.

[Phil Robertson]

This dude's good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This dude's got 250,000 followers and 5.6 million likes on.

[Si Robertson]

And it's all in his living room, right? S old neighbor s Say yeah, knock yourself out.

[Phil Robertson]

He's a good man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I like this guy. Oh, he's just a young guy doing his thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he is a young guy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I like this guy. He was at your 50th anniversary. So you liked him enough to invite him?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, here's how I want him. A go getter. He's. He is, he's fixing to go to Alaska, go to work on the pipeline up there, make a bunch of money.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Good for him.

[Si Robertson]

So most likely the side tik toks will stop for a little while.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Anyway, if you're following side tik toks back. I've never had a tik tok. I had it for like 10 minutes one time and I was like, not for me.

[Si Robertson]

I put the ultrasound video of us on the tik tok whenever they. We found out we was having twins. And it, it, it did like some dummy things.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, here's my tik tok.

[Si Robertson]

But I just don't understand. I, I'm not a.

[Phil Robertson]

That's all TikTok I got.

[Si Robertson]

I'm too old for tik tok. I guess. I don't like 32nd, 62nd, 92nd videos. That's not my.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I just.

[Si Robertson]

My thing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I just searched Justin Martin and that is not you.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, who is it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Some guy that spends way too much time plucking his eyebrows.

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah, definitely not me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And there's a Justin Martin whose name is Ham Sandwich 30. That's. See, I can't.

[Si Robertson]

They're so backwards. They need to be John Copy cat. Not that I don't like ham sandwiches.

[Phil Robertson]

But to copy cats.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Not like it's your thing.

[Si Robertson]

I don't put it on my signature. What do you, Mr. Gambling Ham Sandwich. I hope he comes up with it. I hope his new one is like John Galvan guides dot com. That's what he needs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just writes it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, just get rid of him. Salmon John. Well, he ain't captain yet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How do you become a captain?

[Si Robertson]

You gotta take test, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who decided that?

[Johnny D]

Boat captain?

[Si Robertson]

The United States Coast Guard.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, gotta have a boat captain.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you start paying, you start. See Goblin got aluminum boat money. Yeah, maybe. Sea Arc aluminum boat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

For my neighbors up in Monticello, Arkansas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We need a boat.

[Si Robertson]

Why the state of Arkansas build all the boats too. That's. Most of them come.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They build bass boats.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, they build.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I bet.

[Phil Robertson]

And duck hunting boats.

[Si Robertson]

Sea Arc Express, Ranger, all them folks out there, bass cap, everybody.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My brother in law sent me a boat this morning. I. John, I can't do It.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you can't buy a house and a boat. You guys have stopped somewhere now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He just wants to buy everything. Yeah, well, he wants by a boat now. What are you doing?

[Si Robertson]

Hey, rolling your.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I was so thirsty when I got here. I was glad I found that water on the ground.

[Si Robertson]

Have you. Are you a year now?

[Ryan Reynolds]

What?

[Si Robertson]

Whatever you're doing. Oh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So I was trying to do 10,000 steps every day for a year. Today will be day 365.

[Si Robertson]

Well, you did it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nope. The leap year.

[Phil Robertson]

And what's happening in leap.

[Si Robertson]

Well, the leap year don't count for you till four years from now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because I had to go January 29th to January 29th. And then I was like, how? I'm on day 364, and it's. And it's not adding up right. What's. What's happened. Leap year.

[Si Robertson]

He done got.

[Phil Robertson]

Didn't leap.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So I gotta walk around in circles tomorrow.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I got the leap. Got to leap. And it.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, so when you hit 10,000 steps tomorrow, you going to go, like, hit some ice cream or something?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. Wednesday night, we're eating pizza.

[Si Robertson]

Where?

[Ryan Reynolds]

At my house. Oh, I'm crushing. I'mma eat.

[Si Robertson]

Two of y'all heard that. Pizza night at this house.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I went hardcore in January and lost all the weight I gained over Christmas. I've lost £15 in, like, three weeks.

[Si Robertson]

Good for you, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm just. Well, no, it's not good. I want a pizza.

[Si Robertson]

Well.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I'm angry about it.

[Si Robertson]

Good news for you is we're all coming over Wednesday night. Tell Allison to make more dinner.

[Ryan Reynolds]

More pizza.

[Si Robertson]

Be there.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that yearn for pizza, though.

[Si Robertson]

What would that do to your kids now that they're obsessed with duck dy. S? Just come walking in for pizza night.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, they would love it. Hey. Oh, no, no. Listen to this. So where. They're officially Duck dynasty fanatics. In my house. I got chanted at Philip. They chanted at me. I was like, what do you all want to watch? And all of a sudden, all three of where? Duck Dynasty. Duck Dynasty. And I was like, whoa, I don't like this Duck Dynasty. And so I was like, okay, I'll put it on. So now they have a hatred for the beaver.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

With sigh. And I kid you not, I haven't seen a beaver in ever. Who knows how long.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We're driving home, leaving Jace's yard. If we'll see a beaver going to Stone's yard, there's just this giant wet beaver in the rain. I was like, look, boys, there's a. And they were like, let's kill it. And I was like, okay. No. Yeah, it's a neighborhood one.

[Si Robertson]

I know that's.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You know the neighborhood be.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, hey. He's going. He's gonna stop talking.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I took a picture of it, though. They were so excited.

[Si Robertson]

They were like, even funnier. It's leaving Jason's house.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Jace, you got a beaver in your yard?

[Johnny D]

Probably in this nasty looking.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, lock it up.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that would be. I would be rough, but I'll take.

[Si Robertson]

Care of him when squirrel season opens over.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I got a picture of him, but Stone's house is in the background. He's just the friendly neighborhood beaver. Yeah. I guess he was headed to Willie's.

[Phil Robertson]

He's up to no good.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, he's headed to the big pond.

[Phil Robertson]

He's up to no good, though, boys.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Johnny D]

He needs a bullet size.

[Si Robertson]

Do they hate Philip yet? Has Philip made an appearance?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. Philip has.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Phil, if you're.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You did make the appearance at the yard sale.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I didn't recognize you for a minute. And I was like, what on earth?

[Phil Robertson]

That was the craziest thing that ever happened. I'm watching this. He's coming down the hill on that stupid tractor. Our lawnmower. And I go in there and I'm talking to Phil, and I said, where does Willie find these idiots? Bill said, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that idiot that just drove up on the lawnmower with it backfiring is priceless. He said, that's Phil McMill.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's your boy.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, no, that ain't Philip MacMillan. I said, we play poker every Friday, son. That ain't him. I said, I don't know who that clown is.

[Si Robertson]

Wrong answer.

[Johnny D]

Wrong answer.

[Phil Robertson]

He walks in, takes off the wig off tattoos and all. I said, okay, you got me.

[Si Robertson]

Carter gonna struggle because he way too literal with Phil's role. Like, Carter gonna show back up here for this podcast. Phil gonna be here. He just gonna, like, growl at you or something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He, like. He's gonna be one of the people that sends a nasty email.

[Johnny D]

No, I'm gonna get him a special book with presidents before we. Yeah, I'm like.

[Si Robertson]

Presidents, Vietnam and Duck Dynasty.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And he hadn't stopped talking about going hunting. Saturday we woke up. Dad, are you about to teach me how to shoot a shotgun? I was like, we got things today.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sunday we woke up. Dad, is today the day I learned to shoot? No, no.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, youth day's this weekend. If you Just want to rip the band aid off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, Next year. He knows he's going.

[Si Robertson]

Next year.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think I am gonna buy him like, a 410 or something for.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, get him a 410.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I looked up 28 gauges. Them people that got them, they got.

[Phil Robertson]

They proud of them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They got boat money like Justin Martin.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, they're proud of them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I got one.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he got one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I ain't got one.

[Si Robertson]

What? 28 gauge. I got a few of them. I got a problem, so. And I know that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't know that that was going to be the. The bell of the ball of shotguns.

[Si Robertson]

It is.

[Phil Robertson]

That is the shotgun.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

If you hunt quail, Doves, Shotgun doves.

[Si Robertson]

Ducks, there's plenty for everything.

[Phil Robertson]

I like to do it because I like, you know, just, you know, you got. You always talking. Bad mouth. My shotgun capability. Yeah. Johnny D. Let me grab that 28.

[Johnny D]

Keep on.

[Phil Robertson]

Let me grab that 28G and show you boys a few tricks.

[Si Robertson]

But we can get him on that 410, then we can swap to the 28 for his duck, and he'll never know.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Well, I'm probably gonna buy him a 410.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, 410 is a excellent weapon because.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I looked at TP and Spotted Dog here locally.

[Phil Robertson]

Dear McKiller, machine 28 gauges is gonna.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have to get another job.

[Phil Robertson]

410. Hey, put a in. He whack him. De.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Phillip. Thank goodness for one thing this holiday.

[Johnny D]

Season, and I know what that is, it's AG1.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know, it is hard to stay on a diet or track anything that you're doing. There's chips and cookies and Irish potato chips just show up in your life this time of year. Which is why I started drinking AG1 every day, so I can tell a difference in my health.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, you're doing good. You're looking good. I had it this morning. I drank my AG1, I worked out, and I've been doing it every day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We got our Friends drinking it. My cousin had me ship him some.

[Johnny D]

Family, my wife relatives drinking it every morning.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Johnny D]

Do it today.

[Phil Robertson]

Only takes one scoop.

[Johnny D]

Nobody's a better marksman than Martin, huh?

[Si Robertson]

No, I ain't no good.

[Johnny D]

Hey, when we went when we were in Wisconsin, Martin jumps up and shoots 10 out of 10. Skeets.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep.

[Johnny D]

Nobody had done it all day. And I don't know if they did it after we left.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, somebody else done it, did they?

[Si Robertson]

Another.

[Johnny D]

That's a lot of pressure.

[Si Robertson]

Other young boy. Dude.

[Johnny D]

That's a pressure when they say, hey, get up here and shoot in front of, you know, 100 people.

[Si Robertson]

Ah, ain't no thing.

[Johnny D]

Well, you must have been practicing on the sneak.

[Si Robertson]

It's all apart now. I don't practice. I don't shoot anymore. I only shoot when season's open.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't need the practice. Practice.

[Si Robertson]

It takes me about a week to get dialed in a hunting.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We talking about practice.

[Si Robertson]

Then once I get dialed in, it's a bad deal for them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Talking about practice.

[Phil Robertson]

What about if you just have a bad day, you can. I know what happened.

[Si Robertson]

What's happened there as generally. I found like I had one the first day. It got really cold. On the first cold snap, I missed a Miller Drake on the water at 20 yards.

[Johnny D]

You told us about that.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, missed him completely, like. And I said, no, this ain't it, boys. And I took my outside jacket off because I was like, well, I didn't want to get cold.

[Phil Robertson]

Give me a slab.

[Si Robertson]

I just took off a. Because everything felt right. Yeah. But it obviously wasn't right. So I was like, nope. Okay. Got rid of that next one. Dead. Dead. I was like, okay. Yeah, we're fine. So a lot of times just something goofy with clothes and getting in a bind and all kinds of things. But, you know, man, other than that, like, I went, what, day four yesterday.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Five shells. That's all I can shoot. I mean, I.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You went hunting and only took five shells?

[Si Robertson]

No, I took more than that, but I killed four mallard drakes and a bull spring. And, I mean, that's my limit. Like, I. I didn't have an opportunity at another off duck. So, like, that was what I tote it out of there. It kind of. When you get good, it's fun, but it's also over pretty quick. Don't take long.

[Phil Robertson]

So you're like, that's the bad side.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. And when you're trying to film it, sometimes you need it to take a little bit longer, so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But, you know, Martin got big issues. He just. Too good at hunting?

[Si Robertson]

No, just too. I mean, I just get dialed in at the end of the year with a shotgun, which is why I back down. Like, I try to use different guns and smaller guns and try to add a little more to it. But that last few days, I broke out my old 20 gauge just to see if I still had it.

[Phil Robertson]

If you're on them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Still got it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

If you're on them, you don't need that big drive gauge. No, I can kill him just as far with a.28.

[Si Robertson]

Well, just get them in the decoys, and you don't need nothing.

[Johnny D]

That's why Martin said, I'm not shooting any more pheasants. All you boys can shoot the pheasants.

[Si Robertson]

And then I started on them.

[Johnny D]

He dialed in on the pigeons.

[Si Robertson]

Them pigeons was harsh.

[Johnny D]

They were fast.

[Si Robertson]

That's fun then. Pigeons were fun.

[Johnny D]

How fast you think the pigeons were flying?

[Si Robertson]

Seriously, they were moving.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So why'd you have to say seriously? Like he's.

[Johnny D]

Because I want side. I want him to tell.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no, because.

[Johnny D]

Not joking.

[Phil Robertson]

All the. The speeds, like, for the ducks, if you read it in the book, they beat that speed.

[Si Robertson]

Then pigeon. Yeah, them pigeons that they threw out that tower on the downhill sail were rolling, son.

[Phil Robertson]

No, that was fun. Look, they knew what was going on, the rest of them. I don't understand why the rest of them don't. Don't get it.

[Si Robertson]

Why they don't climb up there and then.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. Hey, the pigeons get it. No, you shoot at me one year, and I survive.

[Si Robertson]

I'm out.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, when I come out of there, hey, I fixed to come out of there. And, hey, we fixed to do some maneuvers, boys.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Maneuver.

[Johnny D]

What's the guesstimated speed?

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. It's tough to say on a downhill sail, man. Stuff moves fast, like pigeon. Like hunting with. Hunting with Jace this year, he called a shot on some woodies on a downhill sale. And by the time I got up, the lead part of them, which is what I should have been shooting because I was coming from his end. So I should be. And I'm on other end blind. I should be shooting a front duck. By the time I got up then front three were past me, and I said, oh, I'm getting old, boys. They just. I wasn't quick enough.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's why I wanted. They've got it.

[Si Robertson]

If it shows 93.93miles an hour, I can see that.

[Phil Robertson]

They say, okay, the fastest duck alive is the cansback.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he can Cruise at like 70 or something like that.

[Phil Robertson]

I've actually. I've actually been in the delta, been right fields on both sides, road and green wings. Hill was going with me, and I clocked that sucker.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm running cruise control.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm. I'm running 75. And he's just cruising. He's got it on cruise control on a downhill sail.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

When you add gravity, you can double that.

[Si Robertson]

When you add gravity in to help them, you could.

[Phil Robertson]

Because, look, when you say, okay, look. Oh, that's about the duck. And they look like mosquitoes. And then a couple guys that are good with duck calls go. And them suckers. And then they're in the decoys three seconds later. Okay. So, hey. Yeah. On a downhill sail that's moving. But I didn't think a picture of snoop. 93 miles an hour is rolling, boys.

[Si Robertson]

I guarantee you.

[Phil Robertson]

Especially doing it coming off, coming out of towers.

[Ryan Reynolds]

After they just got woke up.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. And they.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, they've been awake.

[Johnny D]

They shook the cage.

[Si Robertson]

Now they've been awake. They knew.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

They heard the shooting.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. When that boy walked in there with that crate, they said, oh, today's the day. No, no, don't roll snake eyes, boys.

[Phil Robertson]

First year we hunted there, they turned loose. Total of 500 pheasants, quail chuckers. Chuckers. Them three was 500 total. Together, we killed every one of them. I think they have, like, 50 pigeons. They done. And I think. I don't. I missed. I shot it about eight of them.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't cut a feather.

[Si Robertson]

I put a pretty good.

[Phil Robertson]

They may have killed one. Yeah, actually, we done kill 500 other birds flying out. They kill One pigeon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Pigeon.

[Si Robertson]

No pige, baby. So we need to go pigeon hunting. You know, they do that stuff now. They got like pigeons.

[Phil Robertson]

Central park, they do it. New York City.

[Si Robertson]

Well, but I'm saying, like, they put out decoys and like they. They decoy pigeons. Like you shoot pigeons backpedaling.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Oh, that'd be fun.

[Si Robertson]

Like, you go out to like, yards in like, Arizona and stuff, and you just lay the wood.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's like. That's like crows, but it's. Crows are fun.

[Si Robertson]

He's just a really big dove. I mean, he eats.

[Johnny D]

Does he really?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he eats fine. He a little tougher.

[Phil Robertson]

European collar. Yeah, that's all. All he is is pigeon.

[Johnny D]

They're good to eat.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he in between a dove and a pigeon. That pigeon just a little bit tougher. He takes a little more TLC to cook. Yeah, but you got to know he's good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you got to know how to cook.

[Si Robertson]

He a funny looking rascal pigeon. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Once you. Once you see him dead and holding.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, we killed a few in Texas and they were. Had a blue tint to them.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they got.

[Johnny D]

I was scared to eat them, but them other boys took them. There's like, oh, they'll eat fine.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, there ain't no problem with it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know what's important?

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Good quality rest.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I know it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Even the good lord rested on the seventh day.

[Si Robertson]

Well, you know, the worst thing about traveling is not being in your bed. And especially whenever it's a Helix mattress that's involved.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I can't stand not being on my Helix mattress.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm talking about. We just got back from that trip and neither one of us, Brittany nor myself, slept worth a rip.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You want to know why? Because your mattress wasn't made tailor made for you.

[Si Robertson]

I know. We were on a mattress made for everybody. And not one made for ourselves like our friends over at Helix do, because you know when you take the quiz, you take the sleep quiz is two minutes and then they go, match you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

With the right mattress.

[Si Robertson]

There you go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You had to have one that's all firm and nice and weird and firm because that's you. And I had to have one that was like a soft, fluffy cloud because that's me.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You back sleeper.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, 100% too.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But that's part of the quiz. And that's why I'm a moonlight Lux man.

[Si Robertson]

We've had it for three years. It has legit been the best sleep we have. Ever had. And the unashamed guys have them. Sadie's got one. They are seriously the best. And John D. I know your mother in law was like, where y'all get that mattress?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I've had many people ask me.

[Si Robertson]

About it and if you have a Fitbit or something, just if all those things Apple watch all the things, just track your sleep. It'll tell you how good it is. Like you don't have to take our word for it. Let science tell you, but it is seriously the thing that I miss most when I'm not at home is not having the Helix mattress. And you sleep better, you feel better, you play better, all the things, you look better. Because even, even coming back from the keys, I was like, I mean I go to get in the airport and I'm like, dad gum, my back hurts, right? I mean just. And my back ain't hurt in months, but just three days away. We'll do that to you. And if you're interested, do we have something for you right now. You can get 20% off plus two free pillows with any mattress purchase. Go to helix sleep.com duck. That's helixsleep.com to get 20% off plus two free Pillows. Where we at? We got emails, we got voicemails, I.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Got tons of stuff.

[Si Robertson]

Size not dead, baby. He's really alive. Yeah. Hello, Duck call room dot com. That's the email address. Be sure if you're listening to us, leave us a rating review on all the major. Wherever you're listening to us at, five stars, let your fans find us. If you don't like us, why are you still listening? We're 400 something into this. So you just need a reason to gripe.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Leave a review and come see see us. Hey, you met somebody the other day and her name was Harper.

[Si Robertson]

Little girl? Yeah, little girl. Yeah. She was awesome, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. And it's her birthday coming up. Happy 10th birthday, Harper. On in February. I think I was early, but yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No, yeah, from Pennsylvania. Yeah, right, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, they said, we actually saw Martin. I said, was they at the grocery store? They're like a duck up there. I said he was working. I'm proud.

[Si Robertson]

On a Friday afternoon at like 3 o'clock they said, is anybody else here? I said, now I was shocked. I said, no, it's Friday.

[Phil Robertson]

They go, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then another guy we've both met, his name's Lake Lakers from North Dakota. He was just diagnosed with leukemia. Big fan of the show. So I just wanted to give him a shout out for a second. Let him know that we're praying for him.

[Si Robertson]

What's his name?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Lakers. L A Y, K A S. Okay. I don't. I remember meeting his whole family because he's got like a bazillion brothers and sisters.

[Si Robertson]

That happens up there in the northern states.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Well, it's just North Carolina. North Dakota.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm.

[Ryan Reynolds]

North Carolina. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I'm talking.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Got nothing else going on.

[Si Robertson]

Cold winter. Sony ain't one way to stay warm.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then last email of the day is from Kyle. No, not Kylie ting. Oh, Kyle's definitely from Alabama. But Roll, I don't know how to feel about this. So we're just gonna go through the whole thing and get size opinion.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So my girlfriend of one and a half years.

[Si Robertson]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Broke up with me.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because I chose to hunt with my dad and grandpa instead of going to dinner with her and her parents.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. That ain't the only reason she broke up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I canceled on her the day of because my grandpa decided he wanted to go. So naturally I went. Feel like I dodged a bullet here. Just wanted to get Yalls take on this situation.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Is this like a gladiators.

[Si Robertson]

Thumbs down color? Well, she. He didn't have to. She called him.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I'm just saying. Hey, Color. You know, she done you a favor.

[Si Robertson]

Did she do it by text message? If so, send us the text message.

[Johnny D]

Oh, my goodness.

[Si Robertson]

It's actually become one of my favorite things to read.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Si Robertson]

Why are you laughing? Hunter?

[Johnny D]

He's shaking.

[Phil Robertson]

He's been with you for a year and a half.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's the question I have. What else is going down?

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know. It's something else. But here's the deal. She don't like you hunting. Why? You come from a hunting family.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But also, you got to give somebody more than like 20 minutes notice if you had plans. And then you bail on your girlfriend.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. I don't think this was the first time he pulled that move. And she probably got sick of it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But there ain't gonna be no girl in the world that you just keep continually bailing on that's.

[Johnny D]

They're not gonna be happy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's not hunting too much. That's bailing on somebody. So if you keep bailing on people to go do whatever you want to do, you go and keep getting done.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that happened. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. You got to have his priorities.

[Si Robertson]

You could ask Brittany right now. She's. She's about sick and tired of being a hunting season widow. Right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because I heard about it. Because my Wife went to Target yesterday, ran into Brittany, and she said, boy, Brittany, she's tired of Martin hunting.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, I guess it's been a long run.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, it's a grind for the.

[Si Robertson]

Person doing it, especially when it ain't no good. Yeah, that's the issue. Like, when you go out there and you work your butt off to get ducks on camera. And look, there's a lot worse things you could be doing. And if I was just duck hunting, I could still kill plenty. Like. But getting them lined up for everybody to watch on camera over decoys, that crap's hard, man. That stuff is just. It's tough to do. And after about two weeks. Because these last two weeks been rough on you, boy, because they just do everything but that. And it's like, well, and then I don't shoot them because I. I'm not. I'm not starving to death.

[Phil Robertson]

You actually get down on yourself because you said, well, I must be doing something wrong.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm convinced they're deaf.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't got it right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ducks are deaf.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Because I know my duck call sound good. I mean, the ones I kill prove that.

[Phil Robertson]

That has done been proven.

[Si Robertson]

I know it sound good, but look.

[Johnny D]

You got to communicate, okay? You just can't drop a bomb like this. You got to communicate throughout that whole year and a half. And apparently, they weren't communicating, and she got sick of it. He got sick of it, and they.

[Si Robertson]

Gone Was, by the way, Brittany tell you why she was able to go target? Because dad. Dad took all the boys. I won't hear nothing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She was saying how glad she was that she did that.

[Phil Robertson]

And that stupid fly again.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My kids have been sick all week, so Allison been stuck at home with them. So basically, they both ended up at Target at the same time. They didn't buy nothing. They just sat there and talked for 45.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, because we had the kids.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, but.

[Johnny D]

But Brittany knows that you take those boys. You know what I mean?

[Si Robertson]

That's.

[Johnny D]

That's part of the deal.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Every once in a while, you got to escape.

[Johnny D]

You got to do your part.

[Si Robertson]

Agree. Because they ain't been. We got one with an ear infection and the other one just in a bad mood in general. So it's been tough. I mean, like, I saw it yesterday. Yesterday morning. It like wwe. So they was just mad. Oh, yeah. And they can't take it out on me, but they can take it out on each other.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My kids.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, like, top rope stuff. Like, I mean, it's a good one. We had some Coachable moments yesterday, buddy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My kids finally got energy so they just won't stop talking and moving.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, just put them on, Doug. Dynasty in a blanket, son. You'll be fine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Now they do flips the whole time. They watch them. Anyways, leave us a voicemail. 318215-6559 is the phone number. I was prepared this time.

[Si Robertson]

Well, look at us. OB being two good dads on a Sunday. Giving our women a day off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, for sure. Cause I was not just sitting in my room with the door closed doing whatever.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you're old enough, you can do that. Mine still require lots of hands on. One on one, hands on attention.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Mine can use scissors and everything.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Dad, open this. Do it yourself. I'm hungry. Well, feed yourself. It's called a microwave. You hit start and Mac and cheese pops out in two and a half minutes.

[Si Robertson]

See, now I'm kind of low key. Mad at you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Living the dream, man.

[Si Robertson]

You are. All right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hunter 2156559, area code 318.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, this is Jennifer.

[Johnny D]

I'll wait and tell you where I'm from.

[Si Robertson]

My question is for Uncle Sa. Just curious, what are all the names of your grandchildren? And can you tell me something special about each one of them that you like?

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I'm from a little town in southeast Georgia. Also.

[Johnny D]

I'm South Carolina.

[Si Robertson]

South Alabama.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But I'm terrified for psy right now.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, me too.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let's hear where she's from.

[Si Robertson]

South of Georgia. Oh, Valdosta. There you go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Anyways, I finally got one right. This is dangerous because we were with Willie the other day. Could not name his grandkids, not by their real name.

[Si Robertson]

He named them what he called them like hey, hey and Juju and gee Gee. But like he had no idea.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why I would tell. I would tell you. Okay, well, Christine should be here. She could tell you about all of them. Okay. And you brought up that you like. Okay. All eight of them are destructos.

[Johnny D]

All boys.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. They're all boys. And they. You know, Christine had a lot of knickknacks people gave her over the year. Some she had made herself. These are like antique stuff. And one of my grandsons climbed and just was chunking them off, watching them crash rubble. His mother finally got him and said, come here, Wyatt.

[Si Robertson]

We got one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Got him.

[Phil Robertson]

Wyatt said, hey, you see that man over there? That's where you get your hard headedness. You're not going to beat him. He's going to whoop you every time you do what you're doing. When Pun Paw says no. Hey, it's really no, you don't do it again.

[Si Robertson]

It's not a suggestion.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it's not. This is not an option. It's not optional. You do it again, I'm going to blister that behind again.

[Si Robertson]

So we got one out of eight. The bad one.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. Okay. Like traces is okay. Brady's the oldest. Good crease I saw.

[Johnny D]

That ain't bad.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. Brady.

[Si Robertson]

Snappy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No face.

[Si Robertson]

Snappy makes snappers.

[Phil Robertson]

Always. Always. Hey, this happens regularly now, okay? Jackson.

[Si Robertson]

And that's my kid.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why he's now only named Martin's kids. White and Jackson Blake.

[Si Robertson]

So we've had. We've had McRae.

[Phil Robertson]

McRae. One more, and I never can remember his name. I don't know why.

[Johnny D]

Cut that. Edit that. We don't want that to go out. Why not? Because it's gonna hurt their feelings.

[Phil Robertson]

No, it ain't hurt their feelings. They know that way I am.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My grandpa called me like four names every time.

[Si Robertson]

Ryan, Johnny.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He like it just eventually get my.

[Phil Robertson]

That's like when my mother. If my mother ever used my full name. I was fix to get a boat.

[Si Robertson]

So we got 3 out of 8.

[Johnny D]

Not bad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have I ever told y'all a story about how I totally destroyed entire car.

[Si Robertson]

Of my Logan Connor?

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, Wyatt.

[Si Robertson]

Wyatt.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Brady.

[Johnny D]

That's three on one side.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, then you said Brady.

[Johnny D]

That's on the other side.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the other side.

[Johnny D]

Brady and Jackson. He got those.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. And I never can remember his oldest son's name. Scott. I'm looking at him right now with glasses and all that. Yo.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is his name Scott?

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Five out of eight, though.

[Johnny D]

No. Ain't bad for that.

[Si Robertson]

For his.

[Phil Robertson]

I thought about it.

[Si Robertson]

For they. Hey, they pay you big money in the major leagues for that.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I ain't worried about it.

[Johnny D]

He can remember stuff when he has to.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When I was a kid, I was. I destroyed my papa's entire vehicle.

[Phil Robertson]

What is the one I didn't get.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Birdseed in the gas tank.

[Phil Robertson]

He helps handicap kids and he's handicapped himself. Who?

[Ryan Reynolds]

What are we talking about?

[Si Robertson]

Yes, Caden. So there you go. You got all them.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Johnny D]

That's just to prove you're alive. Somebody else has texted me a side. Dead.

[Phil Robertson]

Put the camera off again.

[Johnny D]

I'll let her know. I'm afraid what you might do.

[Si Robertson]

Uh. Oh. Oh, we got a new picture coming out. Maybe.

[Johnny D]

We don't say.

[Si Robertson]

Not really.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm gonna be nice.

[Si Robertson]

Lord have mercy. Well, there you go. You got. You got six out of eight. I ain't bad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I bet Abraham didn't know all his grandkids names.

[Si Robertson]

I'd hope not. Even when they listed them, I couldn't say half of them.

[Phil Robertson]

Their names are not important because they never pay attention to it anyway.

[Si Robertson]

They don't use them.

[Phil Robertson]

What diamond in the rough have you got?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I got you a Bible verse just for you, sir. Isaiah 46. 4. Even to your old age and gray hairs. I am He. I am he who will sustain you. I have made you, and I will carry you. I will sustain you, and I will rescue you.

[Phil Robertson]

Dang.

[Johnny D]

There you go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Even one size old. We're there with them.

[Si Robertson]

We're there. All right. We'll see y'all next time. Right here in the duck call room. We're.