Uncle Si Should Have Been Cast as This Disney Villain

Summary

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Duck Call Room Podcast

Episode: "Uncle Si & the Boys Admit the One Thing No Man Wants to Confess"

Date: June 16, 2026

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Johnny D, Alicia, Hunter, others

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Overview

In this episode, the Duck Call Room crew delivers classic humor, Southern storytelling, and heartfelt banter as they dig into outlandish small-town events, pop-culture riffs, family tales, and, in a never-too-serious way, open up about the most embarrassing "clock-reset" that all men secretly fear: the last time they accidentally crapped their pants. From urn giveaways at local soccer games to memories of stoned monkeys, and debates about Clint Eastwood films to the surprise insight of Mennonite listeners—the conversation is as unpredictable as ever, packed with laughter and real talk.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Antics: Si’s Absence and America-Loving Jokes (00:06–01:19)

• Si was missing from the last episode, prompting jokes about his lack of a phone and needing life alert or a Garmin watch to check his vitals.
• American pride banter: Martin wore an entire American flag-themed getup for Si, who slept through it.
  • Quote (Si, 00:26): "You was an American flag. I love America."

2. Weirdest Giveaway Ever: Monroe Soccer & Free Urns (01:30–04:00)

• Soccer in Monroe, Louisiana, doesn’t draw huge crowds, so the semi-pro “Greenheads” are doing a “grandparent’s night” where two lucky grandparents win a free urn (for ashes).
  • Hilarious riffing about “granny foot races” and if you can swap an urn for a casket.
  • Quote (Martin, 03:10): "Two lucky grandparents will win a free urn. Is that lucky, though?"

3. American Gas Station Culture vs. European Living (04:00–06:35)

• The hosts muse on European visitors—how “the news never covers gas-station brisket and boudin.”
• Martin shares that he lost weight in Europe (walking everywhere, eating pasta), but predicts German tourists will return heavier from American food.
  • Quote (Martin, 05:30): "When I went to Europe, I lost, I think, 20 pounds, and not even trying."

4. Death, Plots, & Cremation: Ducks and Their Graves (06:35–07:14)

• The boys joke about having burial plots ready and cremation sponsorships, wanting to spare their kids the expense.
  • Quote (Si, 07:14): "I don't want my kids to have to go into debt to, you know, put me in the ground."

5. Spoons and Other Redneck Instruments (07:43–09:06)

• Si demonstrates playing “the spoons.” They discuss Zydeco music and "Abby the Spoon Lady."
  • Quote (Martin, 09:02): "You've never seen anyone play the spoon?"

6. Movie Reviews & Hunter’s Letterboxd (09:41–16:11)

• Martin relives going to Star Wars with Hunter, who rates movies on Letterboxd and “blind buys” obscure films. Si riffs about Clint Eastwood and classic films. Everyone questions each other’s taste in movies.
  • Quote (Hunter, 16:00): "[Star Wars] is not a bad movie, but it drags. Kind of drags sometimes."

7. Clint Eastwood, Westerns & Older TV Shows (17:24–21:00)

• Debates over best and worst Clint Eastwood movies; Si dislikes “Unforgiven” and loves “Dirty Harry.”
  • Quote (Si, 18:37): "That's the worst movie Clint Eastwood ever made."
• Si admits a fondness for CSI, Walker Texas Ranger, and Chuck Norris' butt-kicking scenes.

8. Beaver Dams, Baby Animals & Nature Trivia (23:30–26:56)

• Discussion on kids' movies about beavers, the ecological impact of real beaver dams, and random animal trivia.
  • Quote (Si, 24:48): "Beavers have killed more timber than the timber industry has cut out."
• Johnny D shows off his knowledge of animal baby names (“kit,” “joey”), but misses “mob” for a group of kangaroos.

9. Family Oddities: Monkeys Bought from Sears, Ostriches & More (27:28–31:19)

• They share family stories about owning odd animals, including ordering a monkey "from the Sears catalog," and reminisce about Vietnam monkeys who “smoked weed and gave you the bird."
  • Quote (Si, 30:22): "He smoked weed. Hey, don't offer this."

10. Mennonite and Listener Mailbag (31:35–35:16)

• Mennonite listeners write in to counter Willie’s claim about their lack of interest, including shoutouts to Pastor Doug and a segment on the complexities of listener feedback.
• Discussion of sausage gifts they’ve received from fans (Kaneka sausage), and a personal message from listener Tony.

11. American vs. Euro Sausage, Hot Dogs, and Food on a Roller (43:12–45:57)

• Si and the crew debate imported German bratwurst vs. the American kind. They trade tips on perfect hot dogs and how long you can leave food on a roller.

12. The Big Confession: "Resetting the Clock" (45:16–56:40)

• With laughter and zero shame, Martin confesses his most recent “clock-reset”—accidentally crapping his pants after an ambitious leg workout. The conversation turns to other panelists' stories from duck blinds, boats, and even in church. Audience encouraged to share their own “clock resets."
  • Quote (Martin, 49:57): "As soon as you lay down and your leg finally relaxes and you think it's just a fart, it's not. It's not okay."
  • Quote (Johnny D, 53:02): "[e-mail]—tell us the last time you had to reset the clock."

13. Wisdom & Faith: Biblical Wrap-Up (56:11–56:38)

• Martin brings it home with advice not to do fitness influencer routines and shares James 1:5 (“If any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask God…”), with the panel riffing on the everyday wisdom of “Never trust a fart.”
  • Quote (Johnny D, 56:31): "Never trust a fart, y'all."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On bodily mishaps:
  • Martin: "A little crap goes a long way." (45:55)
  • Si: "Last time I did, I was in church." (51:03)
• On burial preparations:
  • Si: "I don't want my kids to have to go into debt to, you know, put me in the ground." (07:14)
• On music and instruments:
  • Alicia: "Playing the spoons in the duck call room." (08:21)
• Best beaver fact:
  • Si: "Beavers have killed more timber than the timber industry has cut out." (24:48)
• On nature trivia:
  • Johnny D: "Baby kangaroo? Go—Joey." (26:38)
• On embarrassing truths:
  • Johnny D: "It really does. It's a shame. That's why I always say I wish I couldn't remember the last time I did it, but it never gets too far away." (50:34)

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Fun Segments & Timestamps

• 01:30 – The Greenheads’ urn giveaway and granny race
• 05:30 – Losing weight in Europe (and gaining it back in America)
• 09:41 – Movie ratings, Letterboxd, and Hunter’s taste
• 18:37 – Si’s candid review: “Unforgiven” is the worst
• 24:48 – Si on beavers and beaver dam documentaries
• 27:28 – Stories of family ostriches and monkeys from Sears
• 31:35 – Mennonite pastor email and listener mailbag
• 43:12 – Food talk: bratwurst dreams and hot dog rollers
• 45:16 – "Reset the clock" confessions and stories
• 56:11 – Bible verse and classic Southern sign-off

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Tone & Language

The episode maintains a laid-back, comedic, and self-deprecating tone. The crew are unapologetically Southern, quick to poke fun at themselves and each other, and comfortable sharing even the most embarrassing stories. Family, faith, and a relentless commitment to laughter shine through every segment.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

Even if you’ve never hunted a duck or watched an episode of "Duck Dynasty," this episode is a riotous group therapy session about life’s most humbling moments, sprinkled with small town oddities, movie debates, wildlife facts, and homespun wisdom. Whether they're riffing about church embarrassments, the secret world of sausage rollers, or how to buy a monkey from a Sears catalog, the Duck Call Room proves that no story is too weird or too honest to laugh about—and that every man, sooner or later, has to “reset the clock.”

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Transcript

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Foreign.

[Johnny D]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. Look. Size with us. That's. That's new.

[Alicia]

Welcome back.

[Martin]

You know, I did a whole American flag get up for you and you weren't even here.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No, I didn't know that.

[Martin]

Tune in on YouTube.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, you'll have to watch it.

[Martin]

I had American flag, shoes, pants, shirt, a red hat.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And you was an American flag. I love America.

[Johnny D]

And meanwhile, you were just sleeping.

[Alicia]

I knew where he was because I could see it on my phone, but I could not get in touch with him because he doesn't have a phone. And his wife.

[Johnny D]

We're going to have to get him like life alert or something. Can you like buzz people with life alert just so they can buzz you back and let you know they're okay?

[Martin]

I don't think.

[Johnny D]

Is there like a check in system?

[Alicia]

I'm gonna have to get him a

[Johnny D]

walkie talkie or like, can we get him like a Garmin watch and then see if he can. We could do that and just make sure we can ch. Paul.

[Martin]

At least we can check. We'd have to get him a phone though.

[Johnny D]

His heart rate's at 58. Well, he's sleeping, so we're good, you know, nine hours. His heart rate's at 120. Well, he's back watching the news. Okay, Pistol with somebody.

[Alicia]

Pistol whoop.

[Martin]

Then his heart rate elevates ever so slight.

[Johnny D]

Well, we're glad you're okay. You know, we're glad.

[Martin]

We were worried for a brief moment.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it was. It was all good.

[Martin]

But the show must go on.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, the show must go on because.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, what does y' all talk about?

[Johnny D]

I don't even remember now.

[Martin]

The Germans.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

Here for the World Cup. Found Bucky's.

[Johnny D]

Are you going to watch the World Cup?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No.

[Johnny D]

You don't like soccer?

[Martin]

You don't like.

[Johnny D]

The most popular sport in the world

[Alicia]

on SA is going to watch Saturday. He's going to Western Row High School to throw out the soccer ball for the. For the game on Saturday night.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

What?

[Alicia]

There is a soccer game at Western.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Soccer game as a school.

[Alicia]

Our friend Newt in the middle of June. Yeah.

[Johnny D]

In Louisiana.

[Martin]

Who's in it?

[Alicia]

I think it's just like a semi pro team.

[Johnny D]

Oh, no.

[Alicia]

We're s. Going through football team.

[Johnny D]

Monroe, Louisiana.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Soccer.

[Alicia]

Soccer.

[Johnny D]

Monroe, Louisiana. Where you can keep playing whatever obscure sport you thought you should have you played for.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I've gone away.

[Johnny D]

You want hockey? We got you.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You got it.

[Johnny D]

You want indoor football?

[Alicia]

We got that now.

[Johnny D]

You won't semi pro soccer. We got.

[Martin]

Speaking of the Monroe Greenheads, they're doing like a weird special this week where every grandparent gets a free earn when they show up.

[Alicia]

No, wait.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's. That's where our town is headed.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

A free Earn Earn.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And I didn't for your ashes.

[Alicia]

Do you have to earn it?

[Guest/Advertiser]

They.

[Johnny D]

I hope they give them to the players.

[Alicia]

No, they're losing team.

[Martin]

No, I. I need to go read this.

[Alicia]

They got you.

[Johnny D]

Is this like, size crematorium special?

[Martin]

Correct.

[Johnny D]

He thought we were going to ice Robertson. Package all your remains in a teacup. Like, oh, my goodness.

[Martin]

Hold on. I gotta find it again. But I'm pretty sure I saw that and I was like, huh?

[Johnny D]

Like, you are in Earn all grand

[Martin]

grandparents night Saturday night. Oh, it's an earn giveaway. Two lucky grandparents will win a free earn.

[Alicia]

Is that lucky, though?

[Martin]

And don't miss the great granny foot race at halftime. Oh, I gotta be honest. I wasn't sure about you Monroe Greenheads, but if this is what you're doing, I might can get behind it.

[Alicia]

Granny race.

[Martin]

There's a granny race. And two of those grannies might win a free earn.

[Johnny D]

Oh, man, that's hilarious.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Take a load off of granny, boys.

[Johnny D]

Put her in an urn when she

[Alicia]

crosses the finish line.

[Martin]

I wonder if you can, like, swap

[Johnny D]

that out for a casket or just use it as a down payment.

[Alicia]

No refunds.

[Johnny D]

Get store credit or something.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That way they'll always be with you.

[Johnny D]

Oh, man.

[Martin]

So interesting.

[Johnny D]

That is.

[Martin]

Welcome to Monroe, Louisiana.

[Johnny D]

There you go.

[Martin]

I might have to come out there for that soccer game.

[Alicia]

Saturday, 7 o'. Clock.

[Martin]

As many as World cup games are, that could be like Azra Bayonne versus Iran playing out at West Monroe High School. Anyway, no, it's. It's happening. And the Germans have found BUC EE's. And they're. They're thrilled to be in America.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

But I will.

[Johnny D]

You always talk about how good German stuff is. The Germans are living their best life here.

[Martin]

They're fired up. His name's Freddie. He's on Twitter.

[Johnny D]

He ate dinner on a pallet of deer corn at 1am Go. Good for him.

[Martin]

Welcome to America.

[Johnny D]

My brother, he ate brisket on a pallet of deer.

[Martin]

If you want to meet Cy Robertson, just call me. Yeah, we will figure that out.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. It's on your travel path between Auburn and Houston somewhat.

[Martin]

He's going mild detour, but that's amazing.

[Johnny D]

It is crazy when the world comes here because they're like, what in the heck are y' all doing over here? And we're just like living in the greatest country in the world.

[Martin]

Our own thing.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, we got gas station brisket.

[Martin]

But here's the deal. I actually saw a German person say, like, you turn on the news over there and all you hear is the bad parts of America.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. They don't ever celebrate gas station brisket. Wait till you find boudin at a gas station.

[Martin]

Exactly. I don't realize all the good parts, too.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, you can get you a three piece chicken too, buddy.

[Martin]

And it's because the news is just trying to make us all sad.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, but it ain't going to work in here. The jokes over. They know how great we are.

[Martin]

Not along the I20 corridor. Thank you.

[Johnny D]

They don't call it cholesterol.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh.

[Martin]

Actually, when I went to Europe, I lost, I think, 20 pounds and not even trying. It's just how it works over there.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Because it ain't full of junk.

[Martin]

Yeah, them. That boy going to go home heavy. He going to need new clothes by the time he gets out of here.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. We're going to have to introduce him to some other products for when the dam breaks free.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

How long was you in Germany? I was.

[Martin]

I was only in Germany, like a week. I was in Italy for three months.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You lost weight?

[Martin]

I lost. I lost. I was to the point where none of my clothes fit when I was in Italy.

[Alicia]

Did you get sick?

[Martin]

No. You just eat pasta and have to walk everywhere you go. See, and that's why I'm like, carbs must be good for you. Well, I weighed 100, like 79 pounds when I got back and I was 19.

[Johnny D]

There's a real chance that I did. I haven't weighed in the 170 since the 1900s.

[Martin]

That was the last time.

[Johnny D]

There's a real chance it was 19 something when I weighed that.

[Martin]

That was the last time I did, which was 2008. And I ain't never going. I'm fine until they, like, drain my bodily fluids and put me in the ground. I ain't weighing 1:7.

[Alicia]

What about an urn? They may put you in an urn.

[Martin]

I'd weigh less than 170. Then I'd ask them not to, but what am I going to do about it?

[Johnny D]

Yeah, there you go.

[Martin]

Not really my call.

[Johnny D]

You late. You'll definitely be dehydrated.

[Martin]

Yeah, I'd prefer, you know, to be buried, but whatever. It's not my call.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Martin]

We've got it.

[Johnny D]

Well, yeah, doesn't matter. To me. I mean, I. Yeah.

[Martin]

I feel like it's cheaper for Sa to get cremated since he's got a sponsorship program with one.

[Alicia]

Yep.

[Martin]

You also have a plot, so.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, your pots. Your plot's already paid for, so.

[Martin]

Are you aware of that?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, I know. Okay.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Right. By your brother.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I don't want my kids to have to go into debt to, you know, put me in the ground.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. That's a good call. Well, you'll be able to third wheel with Phil and K again.

[Martin]

You're right up the hill from my. At my ground grandmothers down the hill. I know too many people out there at this point because we're getting so old.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Yeah. It's becoming. And Goblin walks through there every night. Ain't that something? God will walk through there talking to everybody with the arms. Well, what you been up to, old man? We ain't seen you in a minute much. Not much.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Same old thing.

[Martin]

What do you have over there? You got a lot of knickknacks today.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. You brought, well, props with you. What? Why do you have one of these, Philip?

[Alicia]

Those are spoons from the Zydeco band. Dr. McLaughter gave those to you, sir.

[Martin]

Do you know how to play the spoons?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Is that all they do?

[Martin]

That's not the proper way. Well, you get two spoons.

[Alicia]

There you go.

[Martin]

Yeah, you gotta. I'm no magician, so I don't know how to do the beat.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, me neither.

[Alicia]

Playing the spoons in the duck call room.

[Martin]

My papa could play the spoons.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

This will probably help.

[Johnny D]

Oh, that's just what you need to turn them into. Turn spoons into a drumstick bongo. Yeah, there we go.

[Martin]

I love it. So that's all you've been up to?

[Johnny D]

What you gonna do with them spoons?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Probably eat some. It's really in Fritos. A lot of cheese on it.

[Johnny D]

One of them going one way. That's actually an instrument, huh?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Martin]

You've never seen them, like, playing the banjo and the spoons and the washboard?

[Johnny D]

I've seen the washboard.

[Martin]

You've never seen anyone play the spoon?

[Alicia]

Spoons.

[Johnny D]

I don't think I've ever paid attention to it. No, I don't guess.

[Martin]

Oh, my.

[Johnny D]

I guess I'm assuming I have. Since I've seen the other. I just don't guess. I've. Maybe I knew they were spooned or called spoons, but didn't think they were actual spoons.

[Martin]

Well, here, I'm gonna play you a noise of somebody that actually knows how to play the spoons.

[Johnny D]

Okay, well, that don't sound nothing like what y' all did. That sound like a horse jogging down the highway.

[Martin]

You should see this person's hands. They're going crazy.

[Hunter]

Whoa.

[Johnny D]

Get back, Nelly.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin]

That was just a little piece from Abby the spoon lady.

[Johnny D]

So how was yours and Hunter's date night?

[Martin]

We didn't go on a date night. I was taking.

[Johnny D]

I went to the movies together. You went on a date night?

[Alicia]

Man, who paid for the popcorn?

[Martin]

Hunter had to buy his own popcorn. But I did invite Hunter to go see Star wars with me.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, it's a cheap day there, Hunter.

[Martin]

Well, so I invited Hunter to go see Star wars with me and the kids because we were going, and he said he hadn't seen it yet. Turns out he had, so. So Hunter's a liar. But he likes the movie so much. You. So we know. It's well documented that Hunter knows movies too well.

[Johnny D]

Yup.

[Martin]

So I was kind of nervous to go to with Hunter to the movies. I figure he's, like, knows everybody there. First name basis with the first employee we see. He's like, hey, man, what's up? Long time no see. And I was like, you saw him on Tuesday, Hunter?

[Hunter]

I actually haven't seen that guy since high school. But that specific guy I said hi to.

[Martin]

What are the odds that Hunter knows everybody in the movie theater?

[Johnny D]

I would say at least 50. 50? Well, he did for Noah and Hunter.

[Martin]

And then I'm pretty sure Hunter didn't leave when we left.

[Johnny D]

He hung out for a little bit.

[Martin]

I think he turned around and got a ticket to something else.

[Johnny D]

Did you really?

[Alicia]

Or he could be working the night shift.

[Martin]

You know what? I just almost had a subscription.

[Johnny D]

For what?

[Martin]

A scooter riding thing. You know those scooters that are just laying around? Big cities get on, pay for them.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

I thought I was just riding a scooter. No, I was getting a subscription. Thank goodness for Rocket Money.

[Johnny D]

First ride free, huh?

[Martin]

Yeah. And then all of a sudden, $15 a month forever.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Who's gonna remember they did that?

[Alicia]

Not you.

[Martin]

And, nope, I did, because I have Rocket Money.

[Johnny D]

Hey, that is one cool thing about Rocket Money's budget feature. It keeps track of all that, man. And it lets you know immediately. Because you'd be surprised how subscriptions can sneak up on you. That's why Rocket Money is so helpful. Rocket Money users have saved over $880 million by canceling subs they didn't need. Rocket Money puts all my accounts into One dashboard. Checking, savings loans, investments, anything. You link to it so that you can see that full picture in one place. It automatically sorts my transactions so I can see where my money's going and spot my spending habits. I can set up a budget that actually works. And Rocket Money sends alerts for things like big purchases, upcoming bills, or unusual spending activity. It is a great accountability partner if you're not very great with your finances. So look, Rocket Money is the personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so that you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. [e-mail] Duck that's RocketMoney.com One more time RocketMoney.com Duck how many donuts did you

[Martin]

eat on Duck Dynasty?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

About 38.

[Martin]

Oh, my word.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that was miserable.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hello. And I told them, they said, eat one more. And I said, here's what's gonna happen. I said, if I eat this other donut, I said, what I'm. I'm gonna do is what. It's about eight of you guys that's got cameras. I said, I'm gonna chase every one of you down, jump on you, get on your chest, and then puke all over you.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Do you remember how hot that was that day? Oh, wasn't it hot? Oh, man. We were eating donuts in, like, the middle of the day. It was 100 degrees outside.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And hot donuts. Is that.

[Johnny D]

You know, Donut shops, I don't think are necessarily known for their air conditioner because their business is done by lunchtime, and they got the blinds closed and they're doing something else.

[Martin]

That is true. I've never gone in a donut shop and been like, my, it's cold in here.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. So it's like all glass buildings, so you can see everything. You're waking up to that sun just ripping through there. And I'm like, boys, this is. It's hot. And they're like, drink more milk. And I'm like, I don't even like milk to start with. Can you please. I got milk trash.

[Alicia]

I don't drink milk either.

[Martin]

Hold on. We got to go down. You don't drink milk? You don't drink milk?

[Johnny D]

I cook with milk. I don't drink it.

[Martin]

Nobody drinks milk in here.

[Alicia]

You drink milk.

[Johnny D]

Oh, hey, there you go. You're with the child.

[Alicia]

Back together again.

[Johnny D]

Children are bonding over Star wars and milk.

[Martin]

Actually, we went out to dinner before. Before. And Hunter was like, can I get a cheese pizza? And A glass of milk. And I was like, that's not true. My children.

[Alicia]

Fact check.

[Hunter]

Like, a few months ago, I was on FaceTime with Olivia, and I. I just started drinking a little bit of milk, and she started making fun of me pretty badly about it.

[Johnny D]

Why?

[Martin]

What time was that?

[Johnny D]

I mean, I don't think it's 10pm

[Martin]

That's a normal time to drink milk.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I don't think there's anything I just don't like.

[Martin]

No, there's a lot of things. You can only drink milk for breakfast or in bed if you're drinking milk with the pizza. Like those kids on Home Alone.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

If you take it, make a shake out of it. I'll drink it.

[Martin]

Yeah, But I finally went to the movies with Hunter. It was a good time. Movie was so long.

[Johnny D]

Was it?

[Martin]

Yeah. Kids loved it.

[Alicia]

So did y' all love it?

[Martin]

It was okay.

[Alicia]

Yeah, it's okay, y'.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

All. Use the Force.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Alicia]

Okay.

[Martin]

I. I don't have the ability to use the Force.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, you don't have the ability to use the Force?

[Martin]

I was watching soccer on my phone.

[Hunter]

You can check my letter box for movie review.

[Martin]

What does that mean?

[Alicia]

Where do we go to do that?

[Hunter]

Letterboxd. It's a movie review app.

[Martin]

You leave reviews for stuff.

[Johnny D]

That's not the thing. You click on the bottom to let them know you're not a robot.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I got

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

litter box.

[Alicia]

Litter, litter box. He's in the bathrooms and litter boxes.

[Martin]

How do I find you? Hold on. I want to. I want to know how to find you.

[Johnny D]

Are you Nick Nerd on there, too?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, look. Hey, look at the litter box. He may be there.

[Johnny D]

Look, letterbox.

[Martin]

I found Hunter.

[Johnny D]

Hunter Nickner.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Was he in the little box?

[Martin]

Favorite films.

[Alicia]

Put it up.

[Martin]

Recent Activity. Hunter, this is not good. That you recently watched a movie called Creep. While we're talking about this. What are you doing, son?

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that should have stopped at that song.

[Martin]

I'm a weirdo.

[Hunter]

Look at.

[Martin]

Hunter's just out here reviewing movies. He gave Star wars, the Mandalorian two and a half stars. It's not a bad movie, but it drags. Kind of drags sometimes. It probably would have worked better as another season, honestly. You know what?

[Alicia]

How? Out of how many stars? Two and a half review.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hunter.

[Alicia]

J.D. two and a half stars. Out of what? Five.

[Martin]

I'm guessing five.

[Johnny D]

Okay, so just. Middle of the road.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

There you go, y'.

[Alicia]

All.

[Martin]

He's got. He is. He has reviewed some movies. The problem is I haven't seen any. Any of them.

[Johnny D]

Hunter on Average. How many movies do you view a month?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Batman?

[Johnny D]

New. New releases. I'm saying, like, I. Dude, I have no idea.

[Martin]

The Super Mario Galaxy movie. I did see that. Hunter gave it three and a half stars, of which he should have given it a half star.

[Johnny D]

Oh. Oh, we got different taste.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That movie stunk on ice.

[Hunter]

I mean, it was all right.

[Martin]

Nope, it stunk on ice all over the place. Hunter, we need to talk about your movies here, man. There's not.

[Johnny D]

There's.

[Martin]

There's some foul films in here.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

The Movie Raider.

[Martin]

The Movie Raider. I like. I literally haven't seen any of this. Where do you even. Where do you even find these things?

[Johnny D]

Hunter, Podcasts weren't made for silence. This ain't a time to be embarrassed. This is a time to defend yourself.

[Hunter]

I don't know how to answer that. I. I go. I blind buy movies all the time. Like, I just bought Dirty Harry and the Outlaw Josie Wells, and I watched them.

[Alicia]

Here we go.

[Johnny D]

Both of them are great.

[Hunter]

I've seen Dirty Harry.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You just watch Dirty Harry?

[Hunter]

No, I watched it when I was a kid with my dad. Oh, I love Dirty Harry. But I've never seen the Outlaw Josie. Well, so I bought it so I could talk to you about it. Did you watch it, Josie Wells?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Not yet.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

This is a.44 Magnum handgun, the most powerful gun in the world.

[Hunter]

I do that.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I go, let me blow your head off.

[Martin]

I've never seen it.

[Hunter]

It's great.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Never say a Dirty Harry.

[Johnny D]

Oh, man.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, my goodness.

[Martin]

I don't watch a lot of movies.

[Johnny D]

It's part of the Clint Eastwood. You just got to watch it.

[Martin]

I mean, in fact, I would go out on a limb.

[Johnny D]

But you've probably never seen Outlaw Josie Wells.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Nope.

[Martin]

Still hadn't. Y' all make fun of me for five years.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, you have never seen that.

[Martin]

I could count the amount of Clint Eastwood movies I've seen.

[Johnny D]

Space Cowboys.

[Martin]

Nope.

[Alicia]

Oh, Unforgiven.

[Martin]

Nope.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That movie. They said that was his best work, and I. Hey, I've never watched the end of that movie.

[Alicia]

Yeah, it was all right. It just.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I started it, and I always turn it off.

[Martin]

Why do you turn it off?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

But it sucks.

[Alicia]

Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't to get silent.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's the worst. That's the worst movie Clue Mace would ever make.

[Martin]

I think we just stumbled upon gold. Cy Robertson reviews movies.

[Johnny D]

Oh.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, it was terrible.

[Martin]

That's another terrible.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

One night, I said, I'm gonna watch this all the way through, because he said it was one of his greatest Work. So I turned it on out. You'll take it.

[Johnny D]

What was that one where he was the drug runner? Oh, the mule.

[Alicia]

The mule.

[Johnny D]

Wasn't that.

[Martin]

Yeah, I hadn't seen.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I wanted to say, hey, what?

[Johnny D]

Huh?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Runner. Yeah, I see. Two mules for sister Several.

[Alicia]

There you go.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, that's what you're talking about. He was a drug runner. He was.

[Johnny D]

Hey, now, this is a new one. This.

[Alicia]

He was with sister Sarah.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, this one's different.

[Martin]

All right. I've read every movie that Clint Eastwood was in. There's 73 of them. I have not ever seen a one.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Not a one.

[Johnny D]

One of them.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, you missed a lot of the

[Alicia]

Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

[Martin]

I never seen it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I've watched several episodes that he. He played in Rowdy Yates on. On Rawhide.

[Alicia]

Oh, Rawhide. Rowdy Yates. Yeah.

[Johnny D]

I know that song because it plays at the Honeyhole.

[Alicia]

The Blues Brothers.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That was a fantastic.

[Alicia]

He liked that.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And what I like to do is when. When they were through the Blues Brothers.

[Alicia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

When they were still filming with all the musicians there, you know, they had jam session at night. That would have been out of this world. Yeah. Because you saw a good, good show. That was a good one.

[Alicia]

Sal loves the Blues Brothers.

[Johnny D]

Really?

[Alicia]

What else is one of your favorites?

[Martin]

I. Clint Eastwood is 96.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Still. Still getting it, son.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I, I got a lot of favorite movies.

[Alicia]

What genre? Like, you like Westerns?

[Johnny D]

Oh, best westerns.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, Westerns are. But I, I, you know, I, you know, Dirty Harry was a good movie.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it was.

[Alicia]

Didn't you used to love watching the CSI a lot?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yep. Used to watch that with Mark Holman.

[Johnny D]

Old one.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Just like standard rig. Original csi.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

With like, Grissom and.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah. What the. Crazy girl.

[Martin]

She got to be crazy.

[Johnny D]

Oh, wait, Crazy girl.

[Alicia]

Alicia.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, the one is that, you know, she would always come up and. And give them something. Nobody could figure it out, and then she'd say, well, I found this. And it always was the key to solving the, you know, the, the mystery.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it's kind of like. I mean, yeah, all shows got the same deal. Like Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

One of them comes in, Saves a Day, just on Walker. It was always Chuck Norris.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Chuck Norris is always kicking butt. That's what I liked about that.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Chuck Norris was awesome.

[Johnny D]

That single cab Dodge.

[Alicia]

Oh, you haven't seen him, Remember? Oh, Chuck. Yeah.

[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

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[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

Whatever happened to single cabs?

[Johnny D]

Why do they make them work trucks? For the most part, yeah.

[Alicia]

They do still make them.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, they make them in a work truck. Yeah.

[Martin]

That'd be awesome.

[Johnny D]

You can't hardly go find one that's just a single cat. Like, for. For you, I would.

[Martin]

That's what I want.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Kung fu movies.

[Alicia]

Yeah. You like them?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Alicia]

Okay.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, that was. That was. Yeah, some of that was really good.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Have you ever seen Kung Pao?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No. I may.

[Johnny D]

Have you seen Kung Fu Panda?

[Martin]

I doubt it. Kung Fu Pandas.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Good.

[Johnny D]

We want. Oh, so I used to watch that new Disney movie with the Beaver Hoppers. Yeah, yeah, we watched it with the boys.

[Martin]

It's very pro. Beaver.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Oh, they are fans of the beef. The big.

[Martin]

What if I told you the number one children's movie in all of America right now is the importance of beaver dams and letting them be.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And letting them be.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, no. You got to blow Them up with dynamite. Boy. Don't let them be.

[Alicia]

We'll make another cartoon.

[Martin]

Obviously not. Call Sai to be the main.

[Johnny D]

The bad guy.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Right. Make me the bad guy.

[Alicia]

They're scared. All the beavers are scared of Uncle Sai.

[Martin]

The mayor was actually the bad guy trying to get rid of the beavers. But turns out we can all live in harmony. It was really. I was on the mayor's side.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I will say this.

[Johnny D]

The boys got a kick out of a person being a beaver. So, you know,

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

that's. I don't even know how to describe, but that's one little cool animal.

[Johnny D]

What?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

The beaver.

[Johnny D]

Well, that's why they made a movie about.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, no, Upstairs. That is because I. Beavers have killed more timber. Now you got to think about that. Beavers have killed more timber than the timber industry has cut out.

[Alicia]

Really?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

And they don't plant it back.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah. And look. And they've made some of the most beautiful Cypress Breaks lakes.

[Martin]

See the one they made in hoppers.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Because hey, what's going to happen is. Hey. They find water running, trickling.

[Johnny D]

I got tickled at pond rules.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, they gonna build a dam.

[Johnny D]

If you're hungry, eat.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And some of them are out of this world.

[Martin]

And they all abide by pond rules.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Cause the guy spent six months filming this stupid movie. And all this about is beavers.

[Johnny D]

I feel like the Disney one was

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

made building a dam. And like, they built a dam, it was probably a thousand yards long, 12ft high, and it had like 40 acres of water behind it. Once they got it built and it rained and hey, deer, moose, fish, ducks, geese, bears, everything came to this stupid big lake.

[Johnny D]

Bluebirds.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

I'm just unreal from the movie.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You saw me. Cool.

[Alicia]

So do you know what you call baby beavers?

[Johnny D]

A kit.

[Alicia]

It is. That's right. A chip. A chip kit.

[Martin]

How did you.

[Alicia]

Kittens kit.

[Martin]

Do you know every baby animal name?

[Johnny D]

Nah, but I know way too many baby names. And then also like, what groups?

[Martin]

Baby kangaroo.

[Johnny D]

Go, Joey.

[Martin]

Damn it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Group of kangaroo congress. Nope.

[Johnny D]

Oh, man.

[Martin]

Yeah, Ma'. Am. Glad you missed one that early because that could have been the whole episode.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

What was it?

[Johnny D]

From here.

[Martin]

A group of kangaroos. A mob.

[Alicia]

A mob.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

It's a mob.

[Alicia]

I did not know that.

[Johnny D]

That's a mob. There's a mob.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I know. They're a fighter.

[Martin]

Yeah. I saw a thing on boxes.

[Alicia]

They have boxers size punching.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

JD they're boxers.

[Martin]

I saw a thing on the Internet the other day that said, would you box a kangaroo for $2 million? And I I mean, sure.

[Johnny D]

Absolutely.

[Martin]

I'd box Mike Tyson for two. I mean, I did take a week to get over the one punch he landed.

[Johnny D]

Jake, Paul. Thanks for the soap.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

A kangaroo, Matt? Yeah. Your uncle. And he's your uncle.

[Martin]

My uncle Mac boxed the kangaroo.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah. And then he kicked him right in the chest and knocked him on his butt.

[Johnny D]

Thought that was an ostrich.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, what was it? Oh, it was an ostrich. That's right. I thought.

[Johnny D]

I mean, close.

[Martin]

My family is weird enough to have at one point owned an ostrich farm. We've never owned a kangaroo farm.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I thought he actually owned some kangaroos.

[Johnny D]

But Mac, when he was. Did you know.

[Martin]

But my mom will know.

[Johnny D]

But Mac before Christ could have. Very well, yeah, he wouldn't have known it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I thought. He told me he. He owned some kangaroos too.

[Alicia]

He may have.

[Martin]

At one point, my mom and her sister owned a monkey named. Oh, Rocco. No, that was my dog. Oh, no. They had a monkey. They bought them in the Sears catalog.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Oh, no.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, monkeys are cool. We had one in Vietnam.

[Johnny D]

You could order monkeys in a catalog.

[Martin]

Yeah, live.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Back in the day, you go out of exotic animals as a catalog.

[Martin]

100%. We've talked about. I think we've talked about this before. My mom.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Look right here.

[Johnny D]

I'm not surprised she had a monkey. I'm surprised she ordered it from.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

We had a monkey look like that. And you just. On the chain.

[Martin]

All right. Mom is unaware of Mac and Mary ever owning a kangaroo.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, we had a monkey just like that in Vietnam.

[Martin]

There you go. There's your Sears, Roebucks catalog. Oh, come on, man. Come on, smokes, quit giving me no ad.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin]

Yeah, Yoko. That was my mom's monkey's name. Yoko bought it in the Sears catalog.

[Johnny D]

Okay. Pigeon. Totally believable dog.

[Alicia]

Oh, field mouse.

[Johnny D]

What's that other bird right there?

[Alicia]

That's a.

[Martin]

That's a crow, isn't it?

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

That's okay. Well, he had to wipe.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That ain't the name of it.

[Alicia]

That ain't a crow.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, it's in the crow family, but that ain't the name. I can't think.

[Johnny D]

Magpie. She's got that white.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

But I think that's what that was.

[Martin]

Yeah, it's hard to tell. Oh, wait, here's the prices. A, B, C, D, Jay.

[Johnny D]

Oh, man, where's that? I gotta find that message somebody sent me.

[Guest/Advertiser]

I.

[Johnny D]

We got a message about our last one, or. He sent it to me. I don't remember which platform he sent it on.

[Alicia]

Though about what?

[Johnny D]

Oregon. We have a listener from Oregon.

[Martin]

$50 to buy a monkey in the Sears catalog back in the 15.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

50.

[Martin]

50 bucks. A good deal.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

For a monkey it is.

[Alicia]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

You charge each of your friends a dollar to hold it.

[Alicia]

$50 for a monkey?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, no, they're a hoot. We have one in Vietnam.

[Alicia]

Did he do any tricks?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, he scare you? We had him on a chain and he's on top of the roof of the hut, y'. All. If you walk by unsuspecting, he'll bail off on you, and next thing you know, he's all over your head. You know, it scared the crap out of you.

[Alicia]

What was his name? You remember?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I don't remember.

[Alicia]

Did he smoke? Did he smoke cigarettes?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

He smoked weed. Hey, don't off this.

[Alicia]

The monkey smoked weed hunter.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, he was a nasty little sucker too. Really? He give you the bird? The heartbeat.

[Johnny D]

Did you watch the hangover?

[Martin]

Did you say the monkey? The monkey gave you the bird, smoked cigarettes.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Alicia]

Jumped on you and gave you the bird.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah. Because what we'd do, we was always running and he'd jump and he forgot how long, how far that chain goes. It wouldn't go so far. He'd jump and was just. You'd hear a thong. It's a grass. Then he'd give you the birds.

[Alicia]

A smart monkey.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No, no. Hey, you. We had more fun with that sucker, though, I'm telling you. Well, yeah.

[Johnny D]

Who wouldn't have fun with a stone monkey?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, no. Hey, stone.

[Johnny D]

Stone humans can be pretty cool.

[Martin]

Hey, what did y' all talk about Mennonites for with John Crist and Willie? Because I'm getting a lot of emails from.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, he's a Mennonite.

[Alicia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

Willie apparently said that. Ain't no Mennonites watching this show.

[Alicia]

Uhhuh.

[Martin]

Our emails save quite differently. We have a Mennonite pastor named Doug.

[Alicia]

Hey, Doug.

[Martin]

From Danville, Pennsylvania. That's thinks we're fantastic. Let's keep up the good work.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, I thank y'. All. Fantastic.

[Alicia]

That's right.

[Martin]

Yeah, Doug.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey.

[Martin]

And some guy named Keith also said it. And he. He grew up in a place in Pennsylvania and asked me not to pronounce it wrong.

[Alicia]

Are you going to pronounce it?

[Martin]

I have no idea.

[Alicia]

Wing it.

[Martin]

Lancaster.

[Alicia]

Oh, you got it.

[Martin]

I believe it's Lancaster.

[Johnny D]

Lancaster.

[Martin]

Lancaster. And his son Lincoln loves the show. So what's up, Lincoln?

[Alicia]

Hey, Lincoln.

[Martin]

But I was like, kind of got influx of Mennonite emails and I wasn't there for that episode, so. I was kind of confused.

[Alicia]

Blame it on Willie.

[Martin]

Blame it on Willie.

[Johnny D]

I'm looking for the one from Oregon, but there's no chance I'm gonna find. Well, send that back to me, whoever you are.

[Martin]

This come from somebody? Fooled me into. Open an email, y'.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

All.

[Alicia]

Sigh. What is it size? Watch it.

[Martin]

No, it's now some guy named Trexler. That's his name. T R E X L E R. I appreciate you being the only one of those. He emailed in and the subject line was, bucky's going bankrupt. You know what? Smart.

[Alicia]

Got to click it.

[Martin]

I got you. I got to click that because I know it's not true, but still scared me. And then. Sigh. Saw the photo attached.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Look, it looked like a picture of Phil. And guess what? He's riding a big, giant black panther.

[Martin]

It's actually you.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, it's me.

[Alicia]

Oh, that's AI.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I thought it looked like Phil.

[Alicia]

So do you remember riding that Panther?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No.

[Alicia]

Okay, that's 3.

[Martin]

24 in the morning on May 17, 2024. Martin.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

It's gonna happen.

[Martin]

Real or fake?

[Johnny D]

Wow, that is so.

[Martin]

It could have happened.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

How could that have happened?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Why do you think I believe in panthers?

[Martin]

You own one, though.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's saddle. I've rolled one.

[Alicia]

So you were probably sleepwalking and found it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, I may have. I did do that a lot in my childhood.

[Alicia]

I know you did, but that's a big one.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I know that. I thought it was Phil, that's all now.

[Martin]

Trexler from Arkansas made that.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I guess that is a big, pretty cat, though.

[Martin]

And he said he's from Arkansas, and Arkansas is much better than people give it credit for.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, that's it. I got Panthers. Hey, people ride them.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, Arkansas's fine.

[Martin]

Who's. Who's knocking on Arkansas? I mean, your football team stinks.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that's fact.

[Martin]

And your presidents. This library looks like a trailer. But other than that, I mean, Arkansas's great Buffalo river is a lot of fun.

[Guest/Advertiser]

My knees don't hurt no more. I ain't got as much belly no more.

[Johnny D]

You looking good, friend. I'm here to tell you, man, you're a fine figure of a man.

[Guest/Advertiser]

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[Johnny D]

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[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

Martin, what are you, what are you looking for, man?

[Johnny D]

I was looking for the one from the guy from Oregon.

[Alicia]

And what was it about?

[Johnny D]

Well, we talked about how they were the other day. You weren't here. I don't think, Philip, when they, they're wanting to ban hunting.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah. And fishing.

[Johnny D]

Oregon. And this guy was an Oregon resident and provided a little more insight

[Guest/Advertiser]

and.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, he.

[Johnny D]

No, he's not for it. No.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Johnny D]

Because his problem, he ended it. That's why I was looking for it because it's pretty interesting way to end it. He said the thing that confuses me the most is they don't want us to hunt or fish, but they're okay to abort humans.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

And he was like, when did a deer become more valuable than a human? When did a trout become more valuable than a human?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, you'll kill a human.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that's what. So that's why I was trying to find it. But I can't find it in all of my messages. I don't know where it is.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's what, that's what gets me on.

[Johnny D]

We get tons of messages every day on our social media. So I was looking for, feel free to resend it and I'll screenshot it. And then that way it's important photos.

[Martin]

He lost it, boys.

[Johnny D]

It's. It's in there somewhere. I know you sent it and I appreciate you taking the time to send it because I read it and I was like, wow. That's a really interesting way. I do remember his take home was the being okay with abortion, but not okay.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah. He don't want you to hunt or catch a fish and eat it.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. So. But send that back to me, please. That was. I was trying to find it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's why most people don't realize, number one, the work that is involved in fishing and hunting. Okay. And they definitely don't know the reason why most people do it. I've had people tell me that was against hunting. And I said, well, hey, in my opinion, every time you open your mouth about it, you show me how stupid you are.

[Johnny D]

He's full of love and candor.

[Alicia]

It ain't just about pulling the trigger, is it?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No. Hey, if it was all it was to it, it was pulling the trigger, I'd sell every gun I've got and never go again.

[Johnny D]

Better not.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Ain't even. That don't even come into play.

[Johnny D]

You know good and well them 28 gauges are mine. Don't be selling them.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, hey. Yeah. But, you know, because like I said, they don't know the work that goes into this. Like, when you fishing, you know, you gotta load.

[Alicia]

That's a lot of preparation. Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah. You gotta get all your stuff, have your rod and reels, go buy the

[Alicia]

honey hole, get your golf cart, get

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

the base, get your shiner, get all this.

[Martin]

Learn how to rig a quarter.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And then when you're actually lucky and hit on, hit them and really catch them.

[Martin]

I ain't lucky.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Okay. Then you got a cooler full of fish that's got to be cleaned.

[Alicia]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Okay. Before you can fry them up and enjoy them. Now I'm curious like a deer. Martin, is that reason I said, hey, if pulling the trigger was all there was to it, I'd never go again.

[Johnny D]

I'm not.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Guess what? When I pull the trigger and that deer hits the ground, hey, now I got to pull out my sharp knife, skin him, and call Stone and let him know. And all this. Well, I used to do all this, like, yo. But since Stone has come into the

[Martin]

picture, he's got a guy for that, y'.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

All.

[Alicia]

I ain't got a guy.

[Martin]

Somebody's got to do it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's right. Somebody's got to do it. And I got a real good friend that's really good at it. He's good with two things, old men and children, because he takes care of both very well.

[Alicia]

But the rest of the human race

[Martin]

ain't got much for you.

[Johnny D]

He really struggles with peers.

[Martin]

Well, Martin since you've lost that email.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I think it's a good moment to catch up on a few things we've lost over.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I would have liked to read that.

[Alicia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Johnny D]

They'll send it back.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

No, but. But we do get mail sometimes and we miss it, and I have two cases of that, right?

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talked about yesterday, and we don't know

[Martin]

what happens to it. There's a lot of stuff that goes on. Paisley, who just graduated from high school.

[Johnny D]

Congratulations.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Congrats.

[Alicia]

Way to go.

[Johnny D]

You did it.

[Martin]

We're proud of you down there in Florida. If you're ever up this way, come see us.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Success.

[Martin]

You wrote us a handwritten letter, and I promise you, I've never seen it, but I want to congratulate you on getting through high school, because that is tougher than it is.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, that's a milestone.

[Martin]

I almost didn't do it. Hey, didn't.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I didn't like school. Hey. I just feel like I didn't like it. I was a horrible student, and I even had teachers that told me. They told me face to face, I hate your gut, Silas Merritt Robertson.

[Alicia]

Because you were a Robertson.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I know. Because.

[Martin]

Because he didn't pay attention.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I was a pain in the butt for being a student. Okay. Because the teacher said, well, hey, you've got it all, and you're not using none of it. But that morning that the guy told me he hated my guts, I kind of. I kind of, you know, I was pretty rough.

[Martin]

Well, hey, okay.

[Johnny D]

So he said, that was pretty rough.

[Martin]

So to make you feel better about somebody hating your guts, I talked to a friend who's been listening to us for years. His name's Tony, and he sent us a sausage three years ago. And he was like, did you ever get that? And I was like, I think so.

[Alicia]

Sure. We ate it.

[Martin]

I got with Martin, and Martin's like, oh, yeah, I ate all that.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin]

No, we divided it and we thought we thanked you for it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I don't remember getting any sausage.

[Alicia]

I don't think we ate it on the show.

[Johnny D]

Oh, it was Kaneka sausage 100. We get. We. It was. It was distributed fairly.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Okay. Okay.

[Martin]

Because I went last.

[Johnny D]

So I did.

[Martin]

Every once in a while, stuff shows up addressed to me, and I go first.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yeah, I should have remembered that. I'm really big on sausage.

[Johnny D]

Well, Kaneka sausages the best sausage you can.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, that's what.

[Martin]

He heard us talking about it and he sent us. So Tony, our bad also. I kind of shared a moment with Tony he just talking about his life and you mean the world to him. And just this podcast really got him through some tough times and it was just a cool chat we had right there at the door to Honey Hole the other day. So, Tony, appreciate you listening. Man. If that shout out never did happen. We meant it to.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it was supposed to.

[Martin]

And now we're just doing it again.

[Johnny D]

Because I would never ever in the history of the world not thank somebody for giving me connecting sauce because it is so good.

[Alicia]

I thought you were going to say I would never go first and eat the sausage. And I was going to say, no, I would.

[Martin]

If you're not first last time I

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

bring up Germany, bring up bratwurst. I'm telling you, I give anything to have a bunch of brockwurst at one hour. One of them little on a roller.

[Martin]

Because I can arrange one of those.

[Alicia]

All right.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Bring me some rockwurst.

[Johnny D]

He's. No, he's. He's going to supply the roller. You're gonna have to find the Brock.

[Martin]

I don't know where to find German. And you know World cup month. No imports.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No, no, I tried some. They got some American made.

[Johnny D]

Only Johnsonville, baby.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

They got some at Brookshires that I bought and then got cooking when eat them there.

[Martin]

Was it from Germany or was it from America?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I thought it was. It wasn't.

[Johnny D]

It was from Wisconsin.

[Martin]

Well, Boudreaux crawfish is straight up from China.

[Johnny D]

Good. With that Kaneka sausage be on that roller. The little thin like.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, it'll be fine. Oh, it'll be fine.

[Martin]

Sausage made.

[Johnny D]

Alabama.

[Martin]

Well, that sounds like it's not an import.

[Johnny D]

Alabama.

[Martin]

Put her on the roller, boys. Alabama, I know what I'll be eating during the World Cup.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

How does it do that? Because hey, like J.D. you know, you think, well, it's been out on long. Oh, it's been a couple of days. Well, when you get them you talking about. Well, they'll be all dried out. No good.

[Johnny D]

Oh, on a hot dog roller.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah, they're good.

[Johnny D]

I don't know that I'd like better. I don't know what I'd let her bump for two days. It sounds like hot dog jerky there.

[Martin]

I mean 11. You put them on about 11 and then you got to eat them by that night.

[Alicia]

Yeah, yeah. You don't want to do that.

[Johnny D]

Well, we don't know that. No, it's experiment.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You could eat them the next day.

[Johnny D]

You need an all night wiener.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I'll fix that. You gave him the next day.

[Martin]

Trust me, I'M telling you, though, on Memorial Day, Big Dave Black and put them suckers on the thing and then. And then he put them wieners on the roller. What time we do that? Probably about one. That six o' clock wiener was good.

[Johnny D]

Ain't better than a good 6pm Wiener.

[Martin]

Oh, that's. They've been just toasting all day.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Well, they're real tender, number one. Plump. No, they're real tender and they're real juicy.

[Johnny D]

Oh, I'm back to being a child.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I know. Hey, hey, I can eat some hot dogs.

[Johnny D]

They'll be making fart noises next. Like, oh, man.

[Martin]

Why are fart noises always funny?

[Johnny D]

I don't know.

[Martin]

But the boys also reset the clock.

[Johnny D]

The boys are obsessed with them now. Reset the clock for what?

[Martin]

Every man goes through it. And last time you crapped your pants is like, you got to reset the clock.

[Johnny D]

Did you. When did you do it?

[Martin]

I didn't even get a text after

[Alicia]

he ate the hot dogs, apparently.

[Johnny D]

I figured this was text words.

[Alicia]

No, this was when him and Hunter were at the movies.

[Martin]

No, no, it was not in public. He crapped his pants.

[Alicia]

Sigh.

[Martin]

So we've all been with me through my weight journey.

[Hunter]

Yes.

[Martin]

I did not crap my pants.

[Johnny D]

I love these stories.

[Martin]

I did not crap my pants.

[Alicia]

I'm sorry. Okay, go ahead.

[Martin]

But I did. But it wasn't a lot.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

He didn't. But he did.

[Johnny D]

No, but a little crap. Still a very big deal.

[Martin]

Little crap goes a long way.

[Johnny D]

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[Alicia]

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[Alicia]

We're both on it now.

[Hunter]

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[Alicia]

That's awesome.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

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[Johnny D]

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[Martin]

So, you know, my weight is like a roller coaster. Every year on my birthday, you celebrate that.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Kind of like to. Kind of like the stock market.

[Martin]

But I'm. I'm. I'm still not even. I'm at less than half of what I've. I've gained back about, let's say, 33 of what I lost. I'm like, yeah, I'd like to lose about 10 pounds. So I got serious again. I'm back on the program.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, right.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

John's program. Whose.

[Johnny D]

No, he ain't on PhD.

[Martin]

I'm just back on the Johnny D program, which is, you know, one pizza a week instead of three.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

One pizza.

[Alicia]

But you have to start off crapping your pants, work out very hard.

[Martin]

So I was like, you know what? I'm going to lift weights. And everybody always makes fun of my legs. And it's leg day, baby. We're back.

[Johnny D]

You did a squat.

[Martin]

It doesn't. No, it's not what you.

[Alicia]

You got a video.

[Martin]

I don't have a video, but there's this guy I follow on Instagram back.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Little squirt.

[Martin]

No, I did not tell him a story. Dead gummit.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Look.

[Martin]

And he shows you different workouts, and I was like, you know what? I remember that workout I used to do from this guy. I should do that again. And the problem is this guy looks like this. You got to see him with his shirt off. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm going to do what he's doing. Right. I can do that.

[Johnny D]

You're never going to be black, nor

[Martin]

am I going to look like an Under Armour mannequin.

[Johnny D]

I don't care what you try, you're never gonna. You're never gonna look like him.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

So. But.

[Martin]

But I remember this one workout I got from him, and I was doing it, and I was like, this is a good workout. What I forgot was I did, you know, way less weight than him. So I started off with the same weight as him. And I was like, I'm. This is it. I'm gonna die. And then I took a lot of weight off, and I did it again. There's a bunch of squats involved. And that's when my left hamstring said, you're done, man. You're toast. And I cooked.

[Johnny D]

You just cooked?

[Martin]

I'm. Yeah. As the kids would say, I've been cooked. I'm on the floor. It's seizing. I'm not in a good place. So then I'm like, well, I still got to get my steps in. So I limp around the neighborhood.

[Johnny D]

Oh, this was a cramp. Crap.

[Martin]

Far from home. It gets worse.

[Johnny D]

Oh, no, it gets worse.

[Martin]

So at this point, my legs are toasted. I don't know if you saw, I walked in here. It was a little funny. So, you know, as long as you're still, like, tight hurting, you're not going to let loose. But as soon as you lay down and your leg finally relaxes and you think it's just a fart, it's not. It's not okay.

[Alicia]

You can't trust them.

[Johnny D]

Where were you laying down?

[Martin]

Doesn't matter.

[Johnny D]

Where were you laying down? Was it in the bed?

[Martin]

It's all been cleaned.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Ah.

[Martin]

It wasn't enough to get in the bed, luckily, but those shorts had to go. They're gone.

[Johnny D]

The shorts and the drawers.

[Martin]

Wasn't wearing any of those.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh. Away.

[Johnny D]

Oh, it got in the bed. Didn't hammer?

[Martin]

Well, no, they were built ins. They were built ins.

[Johnny D]

Oh.

[Martin]

Anyway, yeah, so reset the clock. June 10, 2026. Last time it happened to me. That's okay. It happens to everybody. And one day it'll go back.

[Johnny D]

It really does. It's a. It's a shame. That's why I always say I wish I could forget the. I wish I couldn't remember the last time I did it, but it never gets too far away. I haven't had that big of a gap yet where I can't remember the last time that I did. I almost did it the other day, which why I had to take a dump before I put my boat in the water. I was like, oh, man, I got to go find a tree, buddy.

[Martin]

Sigh. When was the last time you crapped your pants

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

on the lake?

[Johnny D]

Every time.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Duck hunting.

[Johnny D]

Oh, he's a duck hunt. Mine's with waiters. Every time.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh, yeah. What's waiters on?

[Johnny D]

Yeah. The worst is when you get in a hurry and you, you know, like, your wallet falls out your pocket and you just don't even realize it and you look back there and you're like, that's going to be a toughie.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Yep.

[Johnny D]

That's going to be a tough one to clean off, but good grief, Philip.

[Alicia]

I was with Curly Dawn.

[Johnny D]

With the what now? Timeout. You've done something since.

[Alicia]

No, and really, we were fishing in the boat, and I tried to jump out. Almost made it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Oh. Last time I did, I was in church.

[Johnny D]

This kid's way better.

[Alicia]

Is this when you're standing up to sing?

[Martin]

I knew me opening up would call.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I'm sitting there and I said, yeah, I need to go to the restaurant. Yeah. So I got up.

[Johnny D]

Didn't make it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Didn't make it.

[Alicia]

Did you just keep walking to your truck?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, I just went to the house.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Went to the house, blue jeans off, threw them in a washing machine, through the underwear in the trash, got in the shower.

[Johnny D]

How long ago was this?

[Alicia]

A week.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

No, it would have been.

[Martin]

What year?

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

A couple years.

[Johnny D]

Were you singing it as well? With my soul.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

I wasn't thinking nothing about West Whale.

[Martin]

It was unwell.

[Alicia]

He's got that joy.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Joy, joy, joy.

[Johnny D]

No, this is way better conversation than Mennonite stuff. This is real life, man.

[Martin]

Everyone craps their pants.

[Johnny D]

Everybody.

[Martin]

My buddy Drew, who doesn't say a word, has some of the best crap in your pants stories of all time.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, we need I inbox. I don't. We don't want pictures, though.

[Alicia]

Oh, no.

[Martin]

Why would you do this to me? I control the inbox.

[Johnny D]

I know. This is. I want to make you feel better. Like, I just want you to know that it's.

[Martin]

Hello @duck call room.com. tell us the last time you had to reset the clock.

[Johnny D]

I just. Never to go back to yours.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey, slash poop.

[Johnny D]

I never. I never knew there was a correlation between your hamstring and your.

[Martin]

No, your whole leg. So then once those. Once those. Look, your hammies are rough.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's why. Hey. When coaches used to say.

[Martin]

So when those. Relax.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey. That's why when coaches used to say, work through the pain. That's a bunch of bull.

[Alicia]

Don't do it.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Hey. You don't work through the pain.

[Martin]

You want to know the worst part? You know, I'm a Garmin man because I'm such a fit athlete who needs one. It. It logged my exercise.

[Johnny D]

So you see the exact moment you did it?

[Martin]

No, I see the exact moment I seized up strength training. 5 minutes and 13 seconds is how long it took for me to end

[Johnny D]

up on the floor going, oh, my goodness gracious.

[Martin]

And that led to Me crapping my pants, June 10th.

[Johnny D]

Oh, so this was yesterday.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

And you hear that awful sound.

[Martin]

Oh, we're not even 16 hours removed. We're not in a full 24 hours of the new clock.

[Alicia]

Well, did you have to rush to

[Johnny D]

the bidet after all we texted about last night? That never came up. Dad. Guff, man. Were you home?

[Alicia]

He wanted to save that for you.

[Johnny D]

Were you home alone? No, the kids were there.

[Martin]

Then you got a hot. Kids were already in bed.

[Johnny D]

Oh, okay.

[Martin]

It was. I worked out, took a shower, but my legs were just. I was stuck. I couldn't really sit down. Well, couldn't stand up.

[Johnny D]

Allison was home. So you snuck this one.

[Martin]

You don't just openly admit it until you have time to.

[Johnny D]

Oh, buddy.

[Martin]

I do go to confession.

[Alicia]

That's terrible.

[Johnny D]

You ain't gonna believe this.

[Martin]

You ain't gonna believe what just happened.

[Johnny D]

You ain't gonna believe.

[Martin]

Yeah, if she would have came out and caught me, I probably would have been like, yeah, that really stinks.

[Johnny D]

Literally.

[Martin]

My bad. But it just is what it is. It happened,

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

and life goes on.

[Johnny D]

But you only had 800 calories, so it couldn't have been much.

[Martin]

No. No, it wasn't.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I mean, it was. It was a seep at best.

[Martin]

It was enough to upset you and make you feel dumb.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah, Absolutely.

[Martin]

But it wasn, you know.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. It wasn't full bore.

[Martin]

You didn't have to go home and throw away jeans.

[Hunter]

No.

[Johnny D]

You just threw away your shorts. Or did you keep them?

[Martin]

No, wash them, suckers.

[Johnny D]

You rinsed them out.

[Martin]

Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't even enough to throw stuff away.

[Johnny D]

There you go. Well. But still count.

[Martin]

Yeah. No, you still got to reset the clock.

[Johnny D]

When you would have been just like Whalen last night when he went to get in the bathtub and he looked down, he said, daddy, I got a skid mark.

[Martin]

I got a skid mark.

[Hunter]

Skidding.

[Johnny D]

Because that happened. But, you know, he's all right. He's also three, so I don't know what your excuse is.

[Alicia]

He was cramping up, Waylon.

[Johnny D]

He's fine.

[Alicia]

I don't know.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Life goes on.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. I just hope I don't ever lock my hamstring up. And then when it. When it gets.

[Martin]

If you ever see a fitness model on Instagram, don't even try to do what they do. Just go for a walk.

[Johnny D]

Hashtag better decisions.

[Martin]

Yep. Which goes along with our Bible verse.

[Johnny D]

Let's go.

[Alicia]

Let's go.

[Martin]

James 1:5 Yamas. If any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask God who gives generously to all without reproach. And it will be given to him.

[Alicia]

I'll ask this morning.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. The wisdom we learn is here.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

You don't receive because you don't ask.

[Alicia]

That's right, sir.

[Johnny D]

The wisdom we received here. Yeah, it's a tale as old as time. Never trust a fart, y'.

[Alicia]

All.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

That's right.

[Johnny D]

We'll see y' all next time. Right here in the Duck call.

[Silas Merritt Robertson]

Johnny D. Set the clock, Sam.