Uncle Si Thinks Wedding Betting Is Nuts—Even for Taylor & Travis

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast: “Uncle Si Thinks Wedding Betting Is Nuts—Even for Taylor & Travis”

Date: August 28, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Johnny D, Phil Robertson, Martin McIntosh
Special Guests: Regular crew – Jay Stone, John Godwin, et al (in and out)

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Episode Overview

This episode finds the Duck Call Room crew in their classic form—swapping stories from the road, ribbing each other about teeth and hair, and delivering a Southern-fried perspective on everything from dental work to headline-making celebrity engagements. The big theme is the wild rise of “wedding betting,” especially as it relates to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s newly announced engagement and whether it makes sense—or is just plain nuts—to gamble on love, even (or especially) at such a public scale. Along the way, the crew celebrates Martin’s 40th birthday and Si’s impending dental transformation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Road Trips & Dental Adventures

Timestamps: 01:13–14:00

• The crew recounts road trip mishaps, especially an incident where Johnny D accidentally barbecued his rear by leaving the seat heater on for 6.5 hours (02:44–03:39).

  • Si: “You rode with the heated seat on for six and a half hours? …You barbecued your butts, huh?” (03:04–03:39)

• Si's whitewater rafting story in Ducktown, Tennessee, segues into tales of missing teeth and upcoming dental work. Si is slated for full dental implants at a top-rated Missouri clinic, a process that provokes both admiration and concern from his co-hosts (05:03–07:34).

  • Phil: “You’re gonna be out there flaring ducks this duck season with your smile.” (05:35–05:41)
  • Si: “If you’re proficient at AI, Photoshop of some sort, give us what Si’s gonna look like.” (06:29)

• The team marvels at the dental clinic’s perfect 5-star rating on Google, joking that not even Duck Commander or local churches get such high marks (12:54–16:11).

2. Beards, Haircuts, and Confidence

Timestamps: 13:31–16:55

• Discussion branches into the perils of beard trims, goatees, and what makes a confident appearance. Johnny D reflects on a bald superior who was always “shined up and flanked by two good-looking women.” They agree that confidence trumps looks—but admit not every style fits every man (15:02–15:56).

3. Martin’s 40th Birthday & The Joy (and Awkwardness) of Celebrations

Timestamps: 16:52–29:00

• Si and Johnny D apologize for starting without Martin (due to his swim refresher errands), then rib him for being an introvert who avoids big birthday productions (26:12–29:00).

  • Martin: “If there is a person who doesn’t want a celebration, it’s this guy. …The last thing I want to be is the center of attention.” (28:01–28:11)
  • Si tries to guess Martin’s middle name (Justin Alexander McIntosh—spoiler: it’s Lee) and jokes about “three first names.” (27:07–27:32)

• Touching moment: Martin thanks fans for overwhelming birthday wishes. He mentions social media even flagged him as a spammer for responding to too many.

  • “If you take the time to like, tell me something, I will most of the time, if I have time, respond.” (29:44–30:02)

4. Pop Culture and Celebrity Engagements: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce

Timestamps: 30:06–36:14

• The crew reacts to both John Crist’s and, more sensationally, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagements—which coincidentally landed on Martin’s 40th birthday.
  • Si: “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got engaged because they felt the need to one-up our friend John Crist.” (31:03–31:10)
  • Martin: “They reach more people than most… I hope they make it too, because they show what a good marriage can be.” (34:38–34:57)

5. Wedding Betting: Nuts or the New Normal?

Timestamps: 34:57–44:41

• Martin reveals Vegas has set the over/under at 3 years for Taylor & Travis’s marriage (35:01–35:04).

  • Si: “That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Are you serious?” (35:04–35:10)
  • The room debates whether it’s morally okay—or even fun—to bet on celebrity nuptials, with Si strongly taking the “nuts” position.
    • “I’m ashamed of America that we’re betting on when they’ll break up. I can’t handle this.” — Si (38:42)

• Still, the group can’t help but theorize about secondary bets: Who’ll be the best man at the Kelce-Swift wedding? How many outfits will Taylor wear? Where will they hold it?

  • “What a time to be alive…” — Martin (35:57–36:03)
  • “Shame on you for putting these odds up.” — Johnny D (43:52)

• They jokingly discuss the “ransom value” of Si after his dental transformation, comparing his new smile to “Donald Duck with teeth” and muscling in on the celebrity glam.

6. Si’s Makeover Saga: New Teeth, New Haircut, New Lease on Life

Timestamps: 45:03–54:05

• Plans build for Si’s full “Duck Call Room Makeover,” including his soon-to-be-perfect teeth, a professional haircut, maybe a new wardrobe, and jokes about selling his beard hair and old teeth on eBay.

  • Martin: “Can my request be that the haircut’s done in here?” (46:28–46:30)
  • “Am I allowed to sweep up your hair and sell on ebay?” — Martin (46:42)
  • Si: “Once you call a man’s teeth, you also get his hair. That’s a rule.” (46:53)

• Si reflects on all his recent upgrades (new teeth, eyeglasses, AC, roof, truck) and commends the dental team: “If you ever seen somebody on Google Maps with five stars? … 4,000 something. And it’s not even 4.9. It’s five.” (48:07–48:21)

7. Marriage Advice & Closing Wisdom

Timestamps: 54:05–57:19

• The episode closes with thoughtful marriage advice, prompted by all the wedding talk and the crew’s own “ups and downs.” Phil and Martin point to the new film “The Blind” (about Phil’s own life and marriage redemption), recommending it especially for newlyweds or the newly engaged.
  • Phil: “Take them to this movie. …You get to see how good and bad kind of work against each other. And Jesus is victorious in the end.” (55:44–56:01)
  • Si: “Colossians 3:14. Put on love, change the world.” (57:00–57:19)

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Memorable Quotes

• On Wedding Bets:

  • “I’m ashamed of America that we’re betting on when they’ll break up. I can’t handle this.” — Si Robertson (38:42)
  • “They can’t decide what’s gonna happen, but they can make money off of it.” — Phil Robertson (39:14)

• On Si’s Dental Transformation:

  • “I never thought I’d even imagine doing it until somebody come up and said, okay, yeah, I’ll do it for you.” — Johnny D (50:42)
  • “If you’re out there proficient at AI...give us what Si’s gonna look like.” — Si (06:29)

• On Confidence:

  • “Not everybody, you know, like, a goatee is not for me... You got to be confident.” — Johnny D (14:47; 15:47)

• On Celebrity Weddings:

  • “If there is a person who doesn’t want a celebration, it’s this guy… The last thing I want to be is the center of attention.” — Martin (28:01–28:11)
  • “When your wedding is bet on — you’ve arrived.” — Martin (39:28)

• On Love & Redemption:

  • “If you want perfect unity you gotta put on love first, foremost, every day.” — Si (57:00–57:19)

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Notable Segments (with Timestamps)

• Si’s seat-heater adventure (02:44–03:39)
• Whitewater rafting stories (17:29–21:19)
• Si’s “Duck Call Room Makeover” planning (46:08–47:47)
• Discussion on betting the over/under for Taylor & Travis (34:57–44:41)
• Marriage advice and “The Blind” movie plug (54:36–57:19)

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Tone & Style

True to Duck Dynasty form, the episode is chock-full of good-natured ribbing, Southern wit, and heartfelt moments, with the hosts’ chemistry generating plenty of laughs. The crew is at once playful—especially about Si’s teeth and the absurdity of wedding odds—and sincere, closing with earnest advice about marriage and love, capped by scriptural encouragement.

The episode’s charm lies in the blend of uproariously silly and genuinely earnest: the Duck Call Room at its best.

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Transcript

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[Si Robertson]

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[Johnny D]

All right, folks. Hey, welcome to podcast.

[Phil Robertson]

Welcome back.

[Johnny D]

Hey, look, we're missing half a crew, but hey, man, Philippe can handle it.

[Phil Robertson]

Sigh. This is. This. This is like the teeth that you were missing before. We get all that, all those fixed.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, by the way, that's what's new about me.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, Johnny D's in the house.

[Johnny D]

Hey, showed up, boys. Hey.

[Si Robertson]

What about it?

[Johnny D]

Come on in. Sit down there, son.

[Phil Robertson]

So I said, hey, they'll be here in a minute.

[Si Robertson]

Did we just start early?

[Johnny D]

We just started early. Hey, we.

[Si Robertson]

What's up, J.D.

[Johnny D]

Look.

[Si Robertson]

Feel naked.

[Johnny D]

The show must go on, baby.

[Si Robertson]

Are you in a hurry today?

[Johnny D]

No, I just. The show must go on. So we just started without you and on Martine?

[Si Robertson]

Well, I walked.

[Johnny D]

I walk, I walk.

[Si Robertson]

I walked in the building and the red light was on outside, and I said, I don't know what is. Are they rolling?

[Johnny D]

They rolling.

[Si Robertson]

And then I almost waited. I thought y' all might be doing something, you know.

[Phil Robertson]

S a little impatient. He's ready to roll.

[Johnny D]

We can. We can actually find out what's going on with the folks out there.

[Si Robertson]

I'm with you fellas world. Well, I need my computer to do that. And you didn't.

[Johnny D]

You didn't get your computer.

[Si Robertson]

I'm going to try and get set up.

[Phil Robertson]

Get us set up.

[Johnny D]

JD what you do, man?

[Si Robertson]

What you been doing?

[Johnny D]

Hey, hey. I'm rocking and rolling.

[Phil Robertson]

I'll tell you what he did do. We drove seven hours to St. Louis a few days back, and When. When we returned home, he said, philip, my butt is hurting so bad.

[Johnny D]

I never went to like six hour and a half drive and told me, hey, this has never happened before. My butt is killing me.

[Si Robertson]

I drove all the way to Ducktown, Tennessee this weekend.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good place.

[Si Robertson]

Great place.

[Johnny D]

Oh, no, we went there, we had.

[Si Robertson]

An event there, and my butt hurt.

[Johnny D]

Well, you know what? Hey, you don't. What I was doing what? Hey, I must be thinking about cooking a pork roast because, hey, I turned the heater on on his truck seats. Oh, hey. And I had it on all seven hours. Six and a half hours. No one in my. But hey, I fried.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on. You rode with the heated seat on.

[Johnny D]

For six and a half hours? I got out of this truck. Oh, good grief. My butt hurt. And Philip come back to me two days later and he said, I figured out what's wrong. And I said, what? He said, leisha was sitting in the seat the other day going somewhere, and she said, good, this thing's burning me up.

[Si Robertson]

And you had the heater on.

[Phil Robertson]

You had the heater on the whole time?

[Johnny D]

2 and a half hours. So literally what I did is I barbecued my rear end.

[Phil Robertson]

Barbecued your butts, huh?

[Si Robertson]

That is one of my favorite practical jokes on a road trip. Just see if you can reach over, turn the heated seat on.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, then when he gets complaining about, hey, good, cleave my tail sore. Well, hey, I. I did a favor. I. I know you like heated seats. Well, hey, I put it on high that way. You was. You was.

[Si Robertson]

I had the exact opposite barbecue, baby. I. My buddy drove us and I was like, you know what's really cool about this one car I was in, it had air conditioned seats. And I told him that on. I mean, it was nine hours there. This is about hour five back. He goes, oh, I have those. And I didn't see the button. And I was like, I could have had a nice breeze on my undercarriage.

[Phil Robertson]

This whole tile. Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Hey, they even went further than that. Now you got them or how you push a button and have a massage.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Going down the highway.

[Phil Robertson]

That's true.

[Johnny D]

I'm serious.

[Phil Robertson]

You know who's got that is Alice. Alice got that in her car.

[Si Robertson]

Who's Alice?

[Phil Robertson]

Alice, you know, Alice Givens?

[Si Robertson]

Anyways, what y' all doing?

[Johnny D]

St. Louis, the flower. I'm over there. Okay. A. A dentistry.

[Phil Robertson]

Innovative. Innovative dental.

[Johnny D]

A fabulous place.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man, you got. Hey, John D. You got to pull this place up. Innovative dental.

[Johnny D]

It is innovative dental.

[Si Robertson]

I feel like I'm cheating on my dentist right now, but I never go see him, so.

[Johnny D]

But it's in Springfield, Missouri. So I'm going up there because I'm fixed to have all my teeth in my head pulled out.

[Si Robertson]

No. Every one of them.

[Johnny D]

No, no. All of them.

[Si Robertson]

You're gonna look like a horse.

[Johnny D]

Well, no, no. And then I'm gonna have implants put in to replace what all. You know, these things I've got in my mouth have. Have 77 years of rough years on.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Get rid of them. So, hey, go and. And you'll have your.

[Johnny D]

They got a great crew.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You're gonna be out there flaring ducks this duck season with your smile.

[Johnny D]

I'm telling you.

[Phil Robertson]

Hollywood sigh.

[Si Robertson]

My only fear is that you get what's teeth so bright and white, you're gonna flare.

[Johnny D]

You don't have to worry about brushing with. With any kind of whitener.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on. You're getting brand new teeth and they told you not to brush them?

[Johnny D]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

That's why we got here.

[Johnny D]

Hey, he said I won't have to brushless teeth with whitener.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, he said because they gonna be white.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. And so. And size. Got a lot of choice here. He can pick out Hollywood white. He can put, you know, whatever kind of shady one.

[Johnny D]

Dave said, hey, if you want gold or silver.

[Phil Robertson]

Diamonds and pearls.

[Johnny D]

Diamonds and pearls, y'. All. I've done you. These guys are the top of the line.

[Phil Robertson]

And look on the bottom.

[Johnny D]

JD that's what I look like. If you actually saw.

[Si Robertson]

I'm. I'm trying to find a picture of what size gonna look like.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no, I don't think it's possible.

[Johnny D]

I'm going to be beautiful.

[Si Robertson]

I think, hey, if you're. If. If you're out there and you're proficient at AI, maybe Photoshop of some sort size smile. If you could just go ahead and give us what size gonna look like.

[Johnny D]

I look like here.

[Si Robertson]

New and improved size. And the good news is you won't flare ducks up anymore.

[Johnny D]

But it's coming.

[Si Robertson]

And you know what the better news is?

[Johnny D]

What?

[Si Robertson]

That you won't flare ducks up. You'll also have a. You're so new age, you're going to have your duck stamp on your phone.

[Johnny D]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

You're going to have beautiful teeth.

[Johnny D]

No, because I don't have phone, but I will have a phone with me. Yeah, that would be Martine.

[Si Robertson]

Martine.

[Johnny D]

Martine will be there to say when the game wants to. Let me see lifestyle. And I said I can't let you.

[Si Robertson]

Of course y' all know we're talking about.

[Johnny D]

I said but Martin.

[Si Robertson]

Martin's going to go [e-mail] and keep it handy on his phone. That way when those. Those ducks are just cupped up and say what is that a field full of diamonds? And then they're like, no, that's uncle size teeth. He'll be legal.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, everybody's got a beautiful smile and.

[Johnny D]

Everybody'S got a beautiful smile and Dr. Olson was awesome. That is true.

[Phil Robertson]

If you're Dr. Megan was awesome.

[Si Robertson]

If you're in. If you're a dentist or a dental hygienist and you walk in looking like sigh. I'm pulling that little piece of cloth off and I'm walking out because I don't trust you. So you better have a good smile.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, well, no, no, because they got here. They. They're top notch. And Missouri, I just met him.

[Phil Robertson]

It's like a resort. You know what I mean? It's like a resort with.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

A wonderful place. It's just a great. A great place to go.

[Johnny D]

It took us forever. You know why? Because me and the two good looking.

[Phil Robertson]

Women working on me, Danika and Kara.

[Johnny D]

We could stop laughing.

[Si Robertson]

So hey, were they laughing at you or with you? That's important.

[Johnny D]

Well, that was laughing at me and.

[Phil Robertson]

Would be and you know, actually laughing.

[Johnny D]

At themselves because she said I've never done this before or Clara did. She said I've never done for and I got to do it on local side. I'm waiting.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, she never done it before.

[Phil Robertson]

No, she was just.

[Johnny D]

She was holding the air.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, she was helping.

[Johnny D]

The mirror was fogging up so she had blow air on it so we could get tax rates.

[Phil Robertson]

And SA wants to tell stories.

[Johnny D]

Such a good time doing it. And so did I.

[Phil Robertson]

When Cy gets nervous, he wants to tell stories and so he don't say he can't talk because he's got all this stuff in his mouth and he's like over there.

[Si Robertson]

That's actually why I quit going to the dentist. I have four fake teeth that are very important to take care of. But I that every time I go to the dentist they want to hold a conversation with you while they're also seeing how much stuff they can put in your mouth at once.

[Johnny D]

Your y' all will drop it to the left, right?

[Si Robertson]

What kind of dentist is this?

[Phil Robertson]

Right.

[Johnny D]

Hey, this is no. The new and innovative.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah. Okay. And they had to do a lot of X rays on.

[Johnny D]

Hold on.

[Si Robertson]

What did they tell you to drop by lower jawbone. I thought you said okay, that's part of the reason you need new teeth. I thought you said they told you to drop your drawers.

[Johnny D]

This is in between all the laughing and carrying on that's going on.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I bet so.

[Phil Robertson]

And the metal plate in his head kept spiking off the.

[Johnny D]

Right there beeping.

[Si Robertson]

What were you making? Beep?

[Johnny D]

I don't know. The machine was beeping. I guess it didn't like me. Me and technology don't get along.

[Phil Robertson]

And so now size gonna get to pick out how his smile looks. And so we've gone back.

[Johnny D]

Well, no, no, because.

[Phil Robertson]

And we've looked up all the old pictures of Sai and his beautiful smile.

[Si Robertson]

I want you to look like when.

[Johnny D]

I was a young man.

[Si Robertson]

I want it to be quasi uncomfortable.

[Phil Robertson]

Look at Uncle Si smiles, you know, Uncle Sal Robertson smile back in.

[Johnny D]

Because I got teeth missing everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

As a person who sits very close to you for around three hours a week, I can confirm the.

[Johnny D]

I used to have a beautiful smile. I really did.

[Si Robertson]

You're good.

[Johnny D]

That's one of the things that got Ms. Christine.

[Phil Robertson]

For me, that's a mile.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. She said, hey, he's got to have pretty teeth. Okay, he's got to be 6, 3.

[Si Robertson]

For better, for worse.

[Phil Robertson]

I look at that picture that me and you just saw. You see it on there on the images?

[Johnny D]

I don't know. No, hey, that's a different picture.

[Si Robertson]

But, you know, I have no idea.

[Johnny D]

All teeth, boys.

[Si Robertson]

He was all teeth.

[Martin McIntosh]

We're quoted as saying all the time, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But you know what is broke? Cell phone. Cell phones. They're the cell phones. Their plans, all the things involving cell phones are broken. But we gotta wait.

[Si Robertson]

Your battery life's gone. You go on a road trip, you buy a new phone, you have it for six months, you go on a road trip, you're like, where's the Charger? Where's the Charger? Where's the Charger? Your cell phone just goes downhill. But fortunately, thanks to Pure Talk, your cell phone is something you can replace without feeling guilty when you switch to Pure Talk. This month, they're going to give you a Samsung Galaxy A36 for free with a $35 qualifying plan.

[Martin McIntosh]

That's that one with that gorilla glass, right?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, baby, baby. There's nothing better than Gorilla Glass.

[Martin McIntosh]

I know.

[Si Robertson]

We're just 35 bucks a month for talk, text and data and a free sense of phone with scratch resistance. Gorilla glass and a battery that lasts all day, which is the most important.

[Martin McIntosh]

And it's all on America's most dependable 5G network.

[Si Robertson]

Look, I'm on Pure Talk and I can tell you the coverage is awesome. Can't beat it. It's exactly the same as whatever I was on before, but for a fraction of the cost. And look, supporting companies like Pure Talk is a good thing. You win by cutting your cell phone bill in half. They win by hiring more Americans and helping more veterans.

[Martin McIntosh]

They've already donated $50,000 to provide scholarships. They're helping eliminate veteran debt and they raise donations to veteran suicide. So a veteran led company that actually puts their money where their mouth is.

[Si Robertson]

You know what I like to if you got customer service. I'm talking to somebody from Georgia. Yeah, you know What? I understand Georgia. Make the switch in as little as 10 minutes. Go to PureTalk.com to get your free phone today. Again, that's PureTalk.com start to switch to my wireless company, America's Wireless Company, PeerTalk. I'm not trying to go back to your teeth. But I am.

[Johnny D]

Okay, we'll go back to my teeth.

[Si Robertson]

Well, because I googled the place you were going.

[Johnny D]

Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, this place is nice.

[Si Robertson]

And I've never, I've actually never seen anything like this.

[Johnny D]

No, no, this is like a castle out in the middle of nowhere.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, no. Here's what you don't know about it. Oh, I've never seen somebody with this many reviews of anything and still be 5.0 stars on absolutely even Duck Commander. Google reviews. Somebody gonna go in there and give you a one star just cause they don't like you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

This place has 4,816 reviews and is all five star. Yeah, Duck Commander is only four and a half.

[Johnny D]

Oh, I told you now. Hey, I told you they was fabulous people.

[Phil Robertson]

So once you get the teeth in, then we're gonna do something with that beard. Give it a little trim. Trim?

[Si Robertson]

No. Hey, yeah, look, I actually have a haircut coming up next Wednesday. You can go with me. Russell would be glad to shape you up.

[Phil Robertson]

Yes.

[Johnny D]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Johnny D]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Cuz he's not a goodlook woman.

[Johnny D]

Well, hey, if I find a good.

[Si Robertson]

Looking woman at Russell's shop, will you go get your haircut?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, bring her in here to do it.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you don't want to get a haircut?

[Phil Robertson]

What if she came in here?

[Johnny D]

I will get a trim. Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well yeah, I'm not trying to shave.

[Johnny D]

Your hair and a beard trim.

[Si Robertson]

Will you let Russell do it?

[Johnny D]

No. Hey, you get some fine little woman there and hey, she can. Hey, you can go for it. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

I'm. I'm arranging a haircut.

[Johnny D]

Well, right. And a beer trip.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, will they come here, Johnny? Not really.

[Si Robertson]

I will get somebody.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, they'll come here.

[Si Robertson]

Sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

Whenever you trimmed your beard.

[Martin McIntosh]

I don't think a lot of people look good with that. With that thing going on.

[Si Robertson]

What thing? What thing? Specifically, what thing?

[Martin McIntosh]

That, like, goatee thing.

[Si Robertson]

The goatee wasn't for you, bro. No, no, no, no, no. I was about to say I thought it looked amazing on you.

[Johnny D]

Good too. Yeah. And look, this was somebody that didn't do what I really wanted done.

[Phil Robertson]

We could tell.

[Johnny D]

They just. Yeah, they just, you know, I just said trim me up a little bit.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I. I did not like the goatee.

[Phil Robertson]

The chops were gone.

[Si Robertson]

The goatee. Strange for me.

[Johnny D]

Well, no, no. You know, like, no, not all people that go ball look good.

[Phil Robertson]

That's true.

[Johnny D]

But I've known a lot of people. I had. Especially. I had one E6 above me, y'. All. I was E4 at the time and he was in charge of me. He was a bald headed guy. Hey, look, that cat, every time you seen him, it always had. He always had two good looking women on his arms, one on each. He was bald headed and I mean, he looked like he went to a shoe shine boy every morning, really.

[Phil Robertson]

He probably had a good sense of humor, was a good dancer.

[Johnny D]

One in the land. Hey, that's the song. It is a good one too.

[Phil Robertson]

If you have confidence, it's not just about your looks all the time.

[Si Robertson]

You got to be confident.

[Johnny D]

But I'm just saying, not everybody, you know, like, a goatee is not for me. John Godwin looks good with a goatee.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, this is true.

[Phil Robertson]

I like his goatee.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I wouldn't recognize him without it.

[Si Robertson]

I would be uncomfortable if he walked in without one. I'm trying to find somebody that has five stars in West Monroe and both Chick Fil A's don't even have five.

[Johnny D]

Oh, you brought up the dentistry and it's got five stars.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Johnny D]

Like, I knew there was good people when I got there, but good, great.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, it's impressive. I'm not trying to do a whole ad for him because I go to a totally different dentist only when something terrible happens, like a tooth falls out, which is.

[Johnny D]

I don't know who had most fun up there when we was up there.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I was telling a lot of.

[Johnny D]

I don't know who had the most fun, me or them.

[Si Robertson]

Even the churches in this town aren't five stars. Also, who's out there rating churches poorly? What's your problem? Yeah, who's over here? One star in a church.

[Phil Robertson]

The pee was a little hard.

[Si Robertson]

What a nerd. Anyway, I. I honestly also kind of feel bad that we started early. It's.

[Johnny D]

Well.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, it's Martin. Hey, it's Martin's 40th birthday yesterday.

[Johnny D]

I know.

[Si Robertson]

And we just started with.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why we started. We're waiting for him to come in. We're gonna surprise him.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, he'll actually be happy that he doesn't have to do the whole thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, so I was ready to go this morning.

[Si Robertson]

I like the energy you're bringing today.

[Johnny D]

Don't.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, you're rejuvenated. I'm worn out after that ride to D town. But you are fired up after your.

[Johnny D]

Ride finally got over my butt. Cook.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, you know, the mystery has been solved.

[Johnny D]

It scared me. You know, I've traveled all the time and I don't never. No, I don't. Get out of the truck to.

[Si Robertson]

Have you ever been white water rafting?

[Johnny D]

S. No.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I did.

[Phil Robertson]

See where they.

[Johnny D]

Hey, they got a river up there. That is for whitewater.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I went on it.

[Johnny D]

Look.

[Phil Robertson]

I think that's where they filmed a movie, Duck Tennessee.

[Johnny D]

I still found at that river, the Koi River.

[Si Robertson]

They have the part where they did the kayaking of the Olympics and my body out.

[Johnny D]

Hey, I think that that's what that movie. What was the name of it?

[Phil Robertson]

Burt Reynolds.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Deliverance.

[Phil Robertson]

Yes, Deliverance.

[Johnny D]

That's where they feel shot was on that river.

[Phil Robertson]

They told us when we went there. Yeah, check it out, J.D.

[Si Robertson]

There'S a lot of rivers up.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, but you had to be close to it and.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, but that's why I didn't go. That's why I don't go white water rafting. Because of Deliverance.

[Phil Robertson]

Like Jaws.

[Johnny D]

You never know yet. Well, if you hear banjos, I fell.

[Si Robertson]

Out of a boat a couple times. Yeah, I think this water is going so fast, you ain't swimming in it. You're just floating and bouncing off rocks.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Was it cold?

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Because it's August cold. Yeah, but my buddy fell out and he. He took the Olympic section of the koi river from 1996. Sands a raft. He just decided to swim it backwards. He looks like he got put in a cheese grater.

[Phil Robertson]

He got beat up.

[Johnny D]

Always go.

[Phil Robertson]

Rocks to the head.

[Si Robertson]

No, under the head.

[Johnny D]

Always go with the Pioneers. When I think about all the stuff they run into back in the day, and this is in covered wagons.

[Si Robertson]

I ain't doing no.

[Johnny D]

No. When we went, me, dad, mom and my wife and I don't know if the kids were. I don't remember if the kid. I don't think the kids were there. But we went way to Arizona. And when you come to this Grand Canyon, hey, they had. They had to get across that. Yeah. And they did it with horses and mules and ropes and pulleys.

[Phil Robertson]

Johnny D. Can we get side to play Oregon Trail?

[Si Robertson]

Look, that's me right there. How'd you like to do that on the Oregon? That's my foot.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Uh huh.

[Phil Robertson]

So we're looking at Johnny D. Upside down. Upside down, white water.

[Si Robertson]

He told me to go ride the front of it.

[Johnny D]

Hey. And hey, that's why it ain't but one thing visible of JD that's his is a calf and foot.

[Si Robertson]

I got nice calf.

[Johnny D]

I think it's the right one.

[Phil Robertson]

That's just an ankle.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Johnny D]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Let's go. Me and you. I got a guy that's a lot of fun at a koi rafting when.

[Johnny D]

He told me I'd go up and get on the front too, like an idiot.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It was a good time.

[Phil Robertson]

Is there a safe way to do it so you don't fall out?

[Si Robertson]

So. So we did get to the bottom, and we had a guy named Brett, and he was genuinely hilarious. And also, all of a sudden we'd just be underwater. And I was like, oh, this was. I don't feel like this has always happened.

[Johnny D]

It was a redneck on the Riviera of the river.

[Si Robertson]

And then Brett would leave and kind of start laughing whenever we'd, you know, be done with being soaked by literally waterfalls.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And then we got to the bottom of the river and I was like, hey, Brett, why are all those people dry? And he was like, because they're not as fun as me, man.

[Johnny D]

And I was like, hey, they're not checking people.

[Phil Robertson]

So there is a way.

[Johnny D]

Hey, if they're dry, they're not fun people.

[Si Robertson]

But wow, that's Brett. And that's the six of us who went with you? It was for Heath's 50th.

[Johnny D]

Are y' all in a boat or just riding down the river?

[Si Robertson]

We're in a boat in that picture.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And the other people at the bottom of the river were dry somehow. So I do think there's a way to do it, but I'm going with Brett. At a koi rafting every time.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that looks.

[Johnny D]

That looks fun.

[Si Robertson]

It was a good time.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Johnny D]

Sorry.

[Si Robertson]

I was trying to dial this up for later.

[Johnny D]

What?

[Si Robertson]

Hold. Okay, well, now I gotta show.

[Johnny D]

Sigh.

[Si Robertson]

I was actually gonna show you this later once Martin got here, but Martin's just missing out today. So I was driving to work down Arkansas Road yesterday, and I had to turn around because I saw something. Sigh. Because there's cops everywhere.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, my God.

[Johnny D]

A little pony.

[Si Robertson]

And then all of a sudden, there was a po. What's this cop.

[Johnny D]

A miniature at the Michelle pony.

[Si Robertson]

And I thought of you.

[Johnny D]

Sigh. Good one. Boy, I drive that thing from here.

[Si Robertson]

To ever because I thought of you. S. Because I was like, man, Scott's up there training wild mustangs, and we just got them running loose in our neighborhood.

[Johnny D]

Ran. Running loose in the neighborhood? No, no. Scott showed me a picture of the other day. Guess who was in the training. Pim Marshall.

[Si Robertson]

Huh? He named a horse after his wife.

[Johnny D]

No, no, no, no. Marcia's in the pen and she's working one of the mustangs out. She ain't got no rope on him. She just got a rope over her shoulder and she's telling him, hey, go, speed it up.

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't know she knew anything about horses.

[Johnny D]

Well, no, they're learning, okay. Scott's actually going to school for it. Okay. They send him the arrangement that does it. And they got people there that's been doing this for years that are training him.

[Phil Robertson]

So I've been training a donkey for about 15 years.

[Si Robertson]

I love the Watchdog Parish Sheriff's Office, but them two boys had a giant leash and had no idea what to do with this pony. Yeah, because they were trying to chase it, and I don't. I felt like I needed to stop and let them know that that horse.

[Johnny D]

Is that animal, though. That's a smart animal.

[Phil Robertson]

Did they catch him?

[Si Robertson]

I finally. I had to go to work at some point.

[Johnny D]

They had to keep. I seen him keep running.

[Si Robertson]

I may or may not have stopped, turned around.

[Johnny D]

Look, you don't chase a horse.

[Si Robertson]

Stop, turn around, don't chase him.

[Johnny D]

You make him come to you. You get an apple or something. Take a bite of an apple.

[Si Robertson]

It wouldn't work with you. You'd have to slice it first.

[Johnny D]

I'm serious.

[Si Robertson]

Teeth jokes all day.

[Johnny D]

And horses. I love horses.

[Si Robertson]

Where in the world is Martin?

[Johnny D]

I don't know. You said he was all his way or close. He ain't very close.

[Si Robertson]

We have so much breaking news to tell.

[Phil Robertson]

Sigh.

[Si Robertson]

We have to tell Martin, about his birthday. I hope he knows about it.

[Johnny D]

I want apple on his birthday.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep. That he may be at a birthday breakfast.

[Johnny D]

That might be. Somebody may have bought him breakfast. One at Waffle House.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, that.

[Johnny D]

Would you like to have a waffle just with, you know, steaming hot, with syrup all over?

[Si Robertson]

Yes, for my birthday, of course.

[Johnny D]

I would butter on it when it was hot, spread it over it, and then put syrup all over it.

[Si Robertson]

That's probably what Martin.

[Johnny D]

Get it in your beer.

[Phil Robertson]

He's probably drinking Dr. Pepper.

[Johnny D]

Martin. Oh, hey, hey.

[Si Robertson]

Jesse said I'm 40 now. I'm letting go of all.

[Johnny D]

I'm gonna go one time, baby.

[Si Robertson]

Everything he let go in his 30s to make better decisions. He said now that he's 40. Waffle House, Dr. Pepper.

[Phil Robertson]

It's all back on the menu.

[Si Robertson]

He's smoking Winston's again. Oh, wait, that was you.

[Johnny D]

Be like me and feel when K showed up with a case of Coke. Drink every one of them.

[Si Robertson]

Drink every one of them. Well, let's take a break because Martin's pulling up, I think. All right, let's take a break and then we'll get Martin in here.

[Johnny D]

Hey, don't go anywhere.

[Si Robertson]

We got to talk about his birthday.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't go anywhere.

[Johnny D]

Don't go anywhere.

[Si Robertson]

Don't change. And a other things because our good friend got engaged. We'll tell you. We'll tell you when Martin's here.

[Johnny D]

Wait a minute.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, hunting season's almost here. Look, you got your shotgun, your decoys, your blind bag. But you know the one thing that can ruin all that?

[Si Robertson]

If you go get a duck stamp and then lose it.

[Martin McIntosh]

If you. Or if you just forget to get it and. But now there's no excuse because it's digital. You can get it before you go. You can get it on the road riding in the passenger seat with your buddy. There is no reason to not have a duck stamp and get that ticket. Head over to duckstamp.com and look for the all new digital duck stamp. They'll send you a digital version that loads right on your phone. Apple or Android, doesn't matter. You'll be legal and ready to go, even if you're off the grid. And you won't have to worry about keeping up with it all season either. It's there when you need it. Plus, every duck stamp helps protect wetlands and keep the duck population strong for the next generation to enjoy, too, which is important to all of us. So you're really not doing a legal thing. You're doing a full blown legacy thing. Look, I got mine right here. You go to wallet. Super simple. You scroll on the wallet, you click on the duck stamp and bought out. I got it. Look right there. Look how easy that is. That's all I got to have.

[Si Robertson]

And as someone who sells fishing license, hunting license in Louisiana and everywhere is different and you know what? Not a lot of them are simple.

[Martin McIntosh]

They're not.

[Si Robertson]

A lot of people get confused. But your duck stamp is officially simple because Duck Stamp.com takes all the hassle away.

[Martin McIntosh]

Duck Stamp.com has all that for you. All you have to do is go to duck stamp.com, grab yours. Now let's do some good and go shoot some ducks. That's duck stamp.com dun.

[Johnny D]

All right, now what's all this news? Martin's here. What's all this news you got?

[Si Robertson]

Okay, I'm sorry. Martin's in the house.

[Phil Robertson]

All right.

[Si Robertson]

Happy birthday, Martin Sa took over this podcast. We started without you. For that we apologize.

[Martin McIntosh]

Don't apologize to me.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, you know how impatient he is.

[Martin McIntosh]

We all know who's the star. Don't apologize.

[Si Robertson]

Well, and we all had different times. We were supposed to be here, so.

[Johnny D]

Oh, hey.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, I just got here as quick as I could. Yeah, we're doing swim refresher. Less.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, the water.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, they're fine, but they enjoy it, so it's just a. We don't have a pool, so, you know, you can pay the drive. Yeah, it's fine. It's. Well, it's a drive and they're building a meta center and these dump trucks got everything around here screwed up. So.

[Si Robertson]

This is true.

[Martin McIntosh]

It's fine. I made it. We're here.

[Si Robertson]

Well, in the words of Stevie Wonder, I'd like to say something to you.

[Johnny D]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

Happy birthday to you. I closed my eyes too. Yeah, that's. That's the best version of happy birthday.

[Martin McIntosh]

That's a good big, big 40, man.

[Si Robertson]

Martin Justin Alexander McIntosh. Martin.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, there you go.

[Si Robertson]

It's five.

[Johnny D]

I just real your middle name. Alexander.

[Martin McIntosh]

It's Lee.

[Si Robertson]

I say, I just realized I have no idea what Martin's middle name is.

[Martin McIntosh]

Lee. I'm a man with three first names.

[Si Robertson]

Me too.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Alexander Philip Alexander Robertson.

[Si Robertson]

No, that's probably why I subconsciously went with Alexander. Yeah, but oftentimes when I don't know somebody's last name, I just guess.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, eventually. Very generic.

[Si Robertson]

But I feel like I should know.

[Johnny D]

That was your birthday.

[Martin McIntosh]

My birthday? Yeah, I mean, just regular. We worked till 7 o' clock last night. We're on till 7 tonight after we get done here and.

[Phil Robertson]

But you'll be with style evening.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, it's fine. I. I'm not. Look, if there is a person who doesn't want a celebration, it's this guy. So like, I don't just. Let's just keep rolling as he is can.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. On that note, you're welcome.

[Martin McIntosh]

What on canceling the of not having a lake house available.

[Si Robertson]

Well, your wife. Your wife was going. She was trying to come up with 1800 different surprises. She ran into a lot of roadblocks. But I was like, I don't think this is a problem.

[Phil Robertson]

What are you all talking about?

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, she was.

[Si Robertson]

Brittany wanted to have a major blowout surprise.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. For me. Which I appreciate her wanting to celebrate me, but at the same time, like, I'm cool, man.

[Johnny D]

Like, well, okay.

[Martin McIntosh]

I just don't. I don't ever need a celebration. Like, I. I never even as a kid, like, my parents would be like, what kind of birthday party?

[Si Robertson]

I'm like Ninja Turtles.

[Martin McIntosh]

I don't.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't like the attention or what is it?

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, I mean it's really. We don't know I'm an introvert. We don't know I'm an introvert by now.

[Johnny D]

It's a lot of trouble.

[Martin McIntosh]

The last thing I want to be is the center of attention. Something. So I do it on the weekend, speaking and. And sharing about Christ. But that's because I feel like that's a bigger purpose that's not about me. So. I mean, I may be the people that. I may be the person that gets people to come to it, but the message is not about me. So that I'm totally comfortable with. But if it's just about me. No, no, no. Heck no.

[Si Robertson]

Happy birthday to you. Okay.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, I appreciate everybody's thoughts and our fans are great. Man. I had so many birthday wishes yesterday on social. I tried to respond to them and then I got shut down because they thought I was spamming people.

[Si Robertson]

That's awesome.

[Martin McIntosh]

I guess people don't normally respond to those people. But if you take the time to like, tell me something, I will most of the time, if I have time, respond. And because of the revival, you spend of time sitting. So I had time and then it shut me down for spamming people. So just for saying thank you for wishing me birthday.

[Phil Robertson]

Sad does it all the time.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, he does put your little.

[Martin McIntosh]

Disco guys out there happy. But you know, unfortunately, tomorrow yesterday won't be remembered for. For my 40th is Taylor. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce had to go get engaged my 40th birthday.

[Si Robertson]

That's who got engaged. We were gonna make side.

[Johnny D]

Guess I seen it.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, but somebody more important. Yeah, there's. Wait, there's a bigger one than that.

[Johnny D]

Oh, hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

Are they in this room?

[Martin McIntosh]

They have been.

[Si Robertson]

It's not Hunter. No, we thought it would be. He thought it was Hunter, and I was like, oh, man, we're so far from hit. Hunter, how far away are you?

[Phil Robertson]

Six months.

[Johnny D]

Far from a ball, boys.

[Si Robertson]

You might want to get paperwork involved, because right now, a simple text and that's over.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, I'm just saying they're 13 hours away still, so they got some figuring out.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they do. They do.

[Martin McIntosh]

Reassessing in six months. Yeah, there you go. They got some about. They got some distance that they got to figure out.

[Si Robertson]

Anyways, the only reason Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got engaged is because they felt the need to one up.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. Our friend who Mr. John Crist finally made at life of lid.

[Johnny D]

Oh.

[Martin McIntosh]

Or she finally made him an honest man. I guess so.

[Si Robertson]

There we go. Happy for those two.

[Johnny D]

All right.

[Martin McIntosh]

Absolutely.

[Johnny D]

John's getting married.

[Si Robertson]

He texted us while they were on a trip, and I kept texting them. I said, did you bring your engagement ring? And I legitimately had no idea. I just like to make people that are old and hey, should have been engaged right now.

[Johnny D]

Feel the pressure.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

Get a cigar band. It'll work.

[Martin McIntosh]

A cigar. This is a touch bigger than a cigar bat. I just.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna say it.

[Martin McIntosh]

What?

[Si Robertson]

John Crist did a better job than Travis Kelsey. Both of them would be out of my price range to pull off on the whole engagement party.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Flowers and everything everywhere, but I got to give it to my boy.

[Johnny D]

Well, there you go.

[Martin McIntosh]

I'm a little upset we weren't invited to either.

[Si Robertson]

You know, like, I understand Travis Kelsey not inviting me because I don't think I'd like him as a person, but I'm friends with John.

[Johnny D]

Oh.

[Martin McIntosh]

And we're quasi responsible for that happening.

[Si Robertson]

I feel like every text I sent in the last three months was, why don't you stop being lazy and ask the woman to marry you? But I didn't even know.

[Martin McIntosh]

I just. So everybody knows, I am willing to scout my tickets to their ceremony. Just. That's a John joke. If you.

[Si Robertson]

We will see. I'll sell them If I get one.

[Johnny D]

More day for sale, baby.

[Martin McIntosh]

RSVP I love Mr. Chris that much. I. I'm willing.

[Si Robertson]

I will make Allison stay home, and you can ride with me. We'll start the bidding at $5,000.

[Johnny D]

Congratulations.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Friend of the podcast.

[Martin McIntosh]

Unfortunately for him though, that means if she goes somewhere with him now, he has to buy her plane ticket. So they've been on separate. They've been on a separate plane ticket for a while.

[Si Robertson]

About time, John.

[Johnny D]

Actions have consequences.

[Martin McIntosh]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

And a wedding rings.

[Johnny D]

Hey, that's a big one. There's a lot of them.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. If I had to give one knock, I'd say that she's an architect. Arkansas Razorback.

[Si Robertson]

But other than that, what's wrong with Razorback?

[Martin McIntosh]

She says. Well, I told him, I said this would be the best marriage of your life. She's used to disappointment, man. You know, you're you. You will always be able to one up and if you want. Yeah, she's a Razorback fan. She's used to being at the top and never making it. So it's fine. Go Arkansas. Woo. Pig. All the thing. I know a lot of y' all from there. Listen to us.

[Si Robertson]

I called the hogs before.

[Martin McIntosh]

Have you?

[Johnny D]

Yep.

[Si Robertson]

When I was at Harding, I was like, I'll. I'll. I'll bite. I will be an Arkansas fan with y' all for a little bit.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. Were you disappointed?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. They didn't. They were not good. Look, Travis Kelsey just got all the weight lifted off his shoulders. He been dating arguably the Most eligible bachelorette. 35 year old woman in all of the world, one would say.

[Martin McIntosh]

I guess he finally got comfortable with a sad song being about him. If this goes awry.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, it's going to be rude.

[Martin McIntosh]

I wonder if that's in their prenup. I wonder whose prenup was bigger.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, they.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, that I will. Taylor Swift's prenup is bigger than any book. Travis Kelsey.

[Johnny D]

I will. I will write that after we break up.

[Si Robertson]

Now they're not going to.

[Phil Robertson]

We'll write one for you.

[Si Robertson]

And I say that because as annoying as I find all this information just because I like football and don't care about Taylor Swift, I think his brother and his brother's wife are genuinely fantastic people. And they got a good example right there beside them.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, well.

[Si Robertson]

Of people in the spotlight that I think they can pull it off.

[Martin McIntosh]

I hope they make it too, because they reach more people than most.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know of anybody that reaches more.

[Martin McIntosh]

That's what I'm saying. So humans, they. I mean, I hope that they show what a good marriage can be.

[Phil Robertson]

That, you know, Vegas line is three years under.

[Martin McIntosh]

Is it really?

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Three years.

[Si Robertson]

That is the saddest thing I've ever Heard maybe in my life. Are you serious?

[Martin McIntosh]

I mean, in a world where now you can bet on anything.

[Si Robertson]

I've never been true.

[Johnny D]

That's. I fixed a. That's true. Okay. I mean, Vegas shouldn't be ashamed of.

[Si Robertson]

That. Is.

[Martin McIntosh]

Are you taking the over or under?

[Johnny D]

Well, no, no, I'm just saying.

[Si Robertson]

No, Taylor. O my goodness.

[Johnny D]

Oh, they're gonna make it. They a they.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but how much money you gonna put on it?

[Johnny D]

They're gonna make it.

[Martin McIntosh]

It's easy to say.

[Si Robertson]

They got on. Who's gonna be the best man?

[Phil Robertson]

That's gonna be homie.

[Martin McIntosh]

It's got to be Jason.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he's. He's very low odds. Got to be places where it's gonna be.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, Lord.

[Si Robertson]

You can bet on where they're getting married. Oh, what a. We need John Chris to do this and we'll be millionaires.

[Martin McIntosh]

What? A man like you can bet on all those things. What a time to be.

[Si Robertson]

How many outfits she's going to wear?

[Johnny D]

Oh, God.

[Si Robertson]

Over, under.

[Johnny D]

Oh, no.

[Si Robertson]

And a half.

[Johnny D]

That's going to be extravagant.

[Martin McIntosh]

You think?

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You think?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

She going to go conservative on us?

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Martin McIntosh]

I would hope so. I don't know.

[Johnny D]

Now she ain't going concern.

[Martin McIntosh]

I don't know.

[Johnny D]

It's got to be a big deal.

[Martin McIntosh]

You know, It's a love story.

[Johnny D]

You like JLo?

[Si Robertson]

Maybe just say yes.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, one thing that you never think about or I never even knew with pregnancy, what I didn't expect was the amount of hair that started accumulating in our bathroom.

[Si Robertson]

That hair just go, bro.

[Martin McIntosh]

Because Brittany has so much hair. I was like, well, you know, she'll be fine. That ain't no big deal. But then, man, it got that way and it was legitimately affecting her confidence, her self esteem, all the things which is bad enough in postpartum because their bodies go through so much changes. And for the hair, there is something you can do to help, and that's our friends over at Nutrafol. She was taking the postpartum and now she has graduated. She's now taking the women's core for women under 45. She still takes it every day.

[Si Robertson]

And my sister saw your wife and said, I need some of that. She also had twins, had some thinning hair. Boom. She's been taking it after this summer break. She texted me like the second day of school. She said, hey, is it code duck again? I said, what have you done?

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[Si Robertson]

I'm ashamed of America that we're betting on when they'll break up. I can't handle this.

[Johnny D]

Oh, that's. Hey, they're gonna make it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't, I wouldn't put money on that.

[Johnny D]

Hey, it's human beings. Okay. Are being human.

[Si Robertson]

But I believe it always.

[Johnny D]

Look at.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but how much do you believe it?

[Si Robertson]

Probably 100 bucks worth.

[Johnny D]

There you go.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well then put 100 on the Hoover.

[Phil Robertson]

And hey, it'll be a hundred tears.

[Si Robertson]

When they don't make it. Oh, there's people out there actively rooting against them.

[Johnny D]

I know. It Isn't that terrible.

[Si Robertson]

That's awful.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it is.

[Phil Robertson]

They can't decide what's gonna happen, but they can make money off of it.

[Johnny D]

Don't be negative. Go positive.

[Phil Robertson]

But don't put your money on.

[Martin McIntosh]

I will say that's how you know you're at a different level when your wedding is bet on. That's, that's.

[Johnny D]

You've arrived.

[Si Robertson]

You.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, you've arrived.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Have you though?

[Martin McIntosh]

I thought face on underwear was kind of a big deal. That ain't it, boy. If. When you have dual page on your nuptials. That's, that's, that's big.

[Si Robertson]

Nobody had Justin Martin. Brittany Martin over under three and a half years. Hey, congratulations by the way. And if you bet on the under. Shame on you.

[Johnny D]

Number that we got the squared away. Oh. Oh.

[Martin McIntosh]

There are people that could hedge this bet though. That's what's sad.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Martin McIntosh]

That like you could. You could swing this in your favor. Like if you take the under and like all the things. Right. Like it's a. There's a wild deal. What a time to be alive.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Why would. Why would you do that?

[Phil Robertson]

I couldn't because people are sick.

[Martin McIntosh]

I couldn't. Reasonably bad. Because that just feels so bad.

[Si Robertson]

I feel wrong just talking about it because somebody right now is googling it.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that's.

[Phil Robertson]

And taking the Somebody's like. Okay.

[Martin McIntosh]

My favorite part is that Philip already knew it.

[Phil Robertson]

Because.

[Martin McIntosh]

Do you like to bet on sports?

[Phil Robertson]

No, I don't. I don't. I don't ever. But I do know the lines and it is fun and interesting because everybody me and psy hangs out with, they are betting on it.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but we are not.

[Martin McIntosh]

I'm going to need to know what the scuttlebutt is at the poker table on the over under of of their marriage.

[Johnny D]

That'll be our next discussion.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, hey, when. When Al said he was going to lose £60 by 60.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I was not taking over.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, it was three to one you. If you had to put up 30 that he would lose it.

[Si Robertson]

Who is this bookie you're dealing with?

[Phil Robertson]

These guys we play cards with. And look, Jace lost.

[Johnny D]

Oh no.

[Phil Robertson]

I. I put money up on my brother.

[Martin McIntosh]

Loser.

[Johnny D]

Right. So I told him, I said hey, I'll cover all bets. He'll lose.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, and he didn't. But he now he did. Yeah, but the bet was over.

[Si Robertson]

He didn't do it in the time frame.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, he didn't do 60 by 60.

[Phil Robertson]

That sounded good, but he looks great. Oh, alright.

[Johnny D]

I know today when he come up here and then baptize that young lady.

[Si Robertson]

What is it? What is Philip.

[Martin McIntosh]

Oh, what he's a new smile is going to look like for real.

[Johnny D]

I'm next door.

[Phil Robertson]

What's up, Jay?

[Si Robertson]

I heard somebody call me a loser. So I know one thing is not. It's not about playing cards. No, no.

[Phil Robertson]

This was a bet on when you.

[Si Robertson]

Bet on that note on Al. Come back.

[Martin McIntosh]

Hey, come back and defend yourself.

[Si Robertson]

Ladies and gentlemen, Jace Robinson. In and out like a flashing light.

[Johnny D]

He's gone.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't talk about his poker players.

[Si Robertson]

Boy, we just got a whole new vibe in here. Because I did not know that was.

[Johnny D]

Allowed to happen again.

[Martin McIntosh]

Hey, is it fair? If we do that to them, can we stand outside their door and listen?

[Si Robertson]

Their podcast is much more serious. Serious? I heard you say salvation. Well, yes, that's a good thing. Keep going unashamed. Yeah, you tell the people about Jesus. We need more of that. Meanwhile, Travis Kelsey, Anybody? Three and a half years.

[Martin McIntosh]

I was actually wanting to ask Jace what he would take over.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I want to know.

[Si Robertson]

Jace has researched it and has his bet placed, if anybody.

[Phil Robertson]

And he's got a story to tell.

[Johnny D]

Hey, look, we're gonna drill a hole through the wall.

[Martin McIntosh]

Or we can talk.

[Johnny D]

Jason, what's your take on Kelsey and, you know, Taylor Swift?

[Martin McIntosh]

Our Canadian friend Beth is back in. Beth, you taking the over? Under on three years?

[Si Robertson]

Is Taylor Swift Canadian?

[Martin McIntosh]

No, but Beth is. I was just getting an outside perspective.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, we're getting the line here.

[Si Robertson]

What's everyone else saying? I'm saying we should all be ashamed of ourselves.

[Martin McIntosh]

We're all rooting for the over, but none of us are confident enough to lay cash down.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, I am confident, but we are.

[Martin McIntosh]

Rooting for the over. We are actively rooting for them to be a positive example of marriage in America. Yes, that is what we're rooting.

[Si Robertson]

How old is he? Because all three of us were born in 1989. Who? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Oh, I feel like I haven't done enough.

[Martin McIntosh]

89, I must say. Did you just do the. I turned 40, so I was not 89 when you said. I was like, what now?

[Si Robertson]

Me, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, y'.

[Martin McIntosh]

All all born in 80.

[Si Robertson]

If you guys need marriage advice, come see me and Allison.

[Johnny D]

We'll. We'll hook y' all up.

[Si Robertson]

Also, we're very cheap. Like, couple hundred thousand dollars a day. That's it. Yeah, you can afford it.

[Martin McIntosh]

You can afford it. We need a new pizza oven, but we will cook. You going on what we have.

[Johnny D]

This is what I got to say.

[Martin McIntosh]

Nothing. I just figured you'd like one in a wall.

[Johnny D]

Shame on you for putting these odds up.

[Martin McIntosh]

Hey, I don't disagree with that, but it is crazy. It is crazy that we live in a time where that is able to be gambled upon. That is.

[Johnny D]

That is absolutely gonna have the biggest nuptial contract, the biggest prenup.

[Phil Robertson]

You reading up?

[Si Robertson]

I. I couldn't read that whole book. That thing's gonna be so big.

[Phil Robertson]

What is she worth, Johnny D?

[Johnny D]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

Now, the Internet doesn't know.

[Johnny D]

They want estimation.

[Si Robertson]

The Internet says 1.6 billion, which is a whole lot more than 1 billion. It's like. Yeah, 600 million more.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, that's a big.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, that's a big deal.

[Martin McIntosh]

And there's a major difference between A and a B.

[Si Robertson]

You know what the difference between a million and a billion is? A billion.

[Martin McIntosh]

A billion.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, it's a B.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, good news is that means she can build golf course.

[Johnny D]

One point.

[Martin McIntosh]

Supposedly you can't build golf course unless.

[Johnny D]

You start with a 1B.

[Si Robertson]

You can build that one over a month.

[Johnny D]

600 mil.

[Martin McIntosh]

Hey, hey. S. The Internet says that your net.

[Si Robertson]

Worth is 8 million as of 20.

[Johnny D]

25.

[Martin McIntosh]

8 million.

[Johnny D]

8 million.

[Si Robertson]

I'm uncomfortable.

[Martin McIntosh]

I would pay more than that.

[Johnny D]

I better tell go talk to my cpa.

[Martin McIntosh]

I'd pay more than that for you though, if, like there was a ransom. Yeah, we've got to figure out a way to.

[Johnny D]

I better talk to my CPA.

[Si Robertson]

$50 million. Who you think you got? Chelsea Clinton?

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. Sidewear 50. I don't know where it come from, but I could.

[Phil Robertson]

Taylor Swift.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, I'd have to call 20 million. I had to slide in there and try to figure out how to pay it to get him back.

[Si Robertson]

What is the ransom value of Cy Robertson?

[Phil Robertson]

Can I hear 25? 35, 45.

[Si Robertson]

And actually, you know what? It depends on a hundo. Is this pre teeth or post teeth operation?

[Martin McIntosh]

Is this the original or the remix?

[Si Robertson]

The remix. Oh, yeah. Martin, after he gets his teeth, we're headed to Rumos. We're getting a haircut.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you gonna get.

[Martin McIntosh]

Are you gonna get a chain or something?

[Johnny D]

Makeup needs to be here because somewhere. We're going back. Back to vintage.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, look. Okay, that's it.

[Johnny D]

We're going back to the vintage years. And hey, they're gonna put me back.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

So I used to be.

[Phil Robertson]

It's a. It's a duck call room makeover.

[Si Robertson]

So what we're gonna do, we're gonna have the good folks of Springfield. What innovations.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Innovate Innovative dental.

[Si Robertson]

We've said it. 100. They're gonna do his teeth.

[Johnny D]

Five stars. Five stars.

[Si Robertson]

Russell's not allowed to touch his hair. Although he's been on the podcast because, well, he's not a good looking woman. But Russell's gonna find us one that's allowed to touch his hair. And then we're going to have Jacob vintage clothing you out. And we're going to have just model Sigh.

[Martin McIntosh]

Can my request be that the haircut's done in here?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, No, I already said we can go to Russell's. He goes, no, they'll come Here.

[Johnny D]

It ain't a haircut, it's a trim.

[Phil Robertson]

It's just a trim.

[Martin McIntosh]

Am I.

[Si Robertson]

We will do that. We can do a podcast like that.

[Martin McIntosh]

Also, am I. Am I allowed to sweep up your hair and sell on ebay?

[Phil Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

No. No. Because that was already my idea. Crap.

[Phil Robertson]

Now I thought you wanted his own.

[Martin McIntosh]

You wanted his teeth.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, once you call a man's teeth, you also get his hair. That's a rule. I don't know what book it's.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, if you want beard hair, just go to my truck. It's full of size beard hair.

[Johnny D]

Yeah. Hey, and then Dr. Jekyll and Hyde can take my teeth and create a monster.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, no, that's gross.

[Phil Robertson]

We're gonna sell them one at a time. Like chick look anyways.

[Martin McIntosh]

I don't know what I'm gonna do. Side without glasses and a full set of.

[Si Robertson]

No glasses. Full set of teeth.

[Martin McIntosh]

Are we going to a drive in after?

[Phil Robertson]

And we hadn't even brought up the Botox that he's getting.

[Si Robertson]

I bet our friend Kelsey that works at Rumos do it. Yeah, she'll come here. When is the teeth procedure?

[Phil Robertson]

The end of October. He's gonna get it done and he'll have his healing teeth in.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Wear those for six months, go back and get the permanent.

[Johnny D]

The first set is the healing teeth. Then I'll go back later after the healing teeth have done what they're supposed to do.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

Why?

[Johnny D]

Then they'll take impressions again, do a lot more X rays, permanent.

[Si Robertson]

This sounds.

[Phil Robertson]

Make sure that it fits and feels good.

[Johnny D]

Oh, it's.

[Si Robertson]

Wow, this sounds painful.

[Phil Robertson]

It's not going to be painful.

[Johnny D]

The man is a doc, is a engineer.

[Si Robertson]

Martin. I'm gonna give him this.

[Johnny D]

I'm serious. He really is.

[Si Robertson]

Have you ever seen somebody on Google Maps with five stars? They got it and it's not like any reviews. 4,000 something.

[Johnny D]

Oh, wow.

[Martin McIntosh]

And it's a five. It's not even a four.

[Phil Robertson]

This place.

[Si Robertson]

Not even 4.9. It's five.

[Martin McIntosh]

Wow.

[Johnny D]

Hey, now this.

[Si Robertson]

I even find a church that's five star.

[Martin McIntosh]

In Springfield. In Springfield, Missouri.

[Si Robertson]

A lot of work to be done up there.

[Martin McIntosh]

To be fair, I would say it's a target rich environment. Does he do Johnny Morris's team?

[Si Robertson]

Got to.

[Johnny D]

But look. Oh God.

[Si Robertson]

You're gonna look like Donald Duck with teeth.

[Johnny D]

Hey, these guys do it all. From general to specialty.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep.

[Si Robertson]

It just is a bit of a community.

[Martin McIntosh]

Do it all. What are you talking about? I would just. Just with teeth or like all body, no teeth. Just with like, they put your finger back on.

[Phil Robertson]

Everything's in house.

[Johnny D]

You know about teeth.

[Si Robertson]

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[Johnny D]

3.

[Martin McIntosh]

Is there anything you've been dodging? Eating. Because of it, you just. You eat it all anyway.

[Si Robertson]

That's why they keep falling out.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. On the way there.

[Johnny D]

Oh, why they keep falling out? He said the name of it, but.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know what the gingivitis.

[Johnny D]

It is about the bone structure. It's actually going down.

[Martin McIntosh]

So you got a little bit of osteoporosis.

[Johnny D]

Yeah, osteoporosis.

[Si Robertson]

I think that was in your ankles.

[Martin McIntosh]

That's your whole. That's just a decay of bone. Yeah, you're welcome to that. It doesn't matter where it is.

[Johnny D]

It's not real bad. Cause mine. He said I was the perfect candidate for what he's doing.

[Martin McIntosh]

So yours is still strong enough to hold it?

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm gonna say this the man.

[Johnny D]

It's not as high it used to be. Cause that's why a lot of they got loose and so loose.

[Si Robertson]

I actually think this guy was brilliant.

[Phil Robertson]

Yes.

[Si Robertson]

Because he's like, if I make Cy look like Donald Duck, I'm going to. People are going to come from far and wide.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I think they are. They're trying to reach people too. That. That, you know, are.

[Si Robertson]

They feel like it's over.

[Phil Robertson]

Hands with.

[Si Robertson]

I would have never thought Psy could have his teeth fixed. And he's the perfect candidate.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

I never thought I'd even imagine doing it until somebody come up and said, okay, yeah, I'll do it for you.

[Martin McIntosh]

I just hope now that every time that he smiles. Hunter, here's what I want you to do when we catch him on this podcast. Smile. I want you to put a little star every time just. And I also want to see how long it takes gallons and gallons of unsweet tea to stain.

[Si Robertson]

That's what's the under.

[Phil Robertson]

Over.

[Johnny D]

No, no. Hey. Doctor told me, he said you ain't gonna have to worry about have whitener in your toothpaste and all that. He said they'll be white. Don't worry about it.

[Martin McIntosh]

Well, I know that, but I mean, you drink so much tea, like so much. I've seen what it does to stainless steel.

[Johnny D]

Right.

[Martin McIntosh]

And it's called stainless.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin McIntosh]

So. But that ain't stainless.

[Si Robertson]

You have stained.

[Martin McIntosh]

You have stained stainless steel, which is.

[Si Robertson]

Impressive because it's right there in the name of it.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah, so that's why I'm just. I mean, the. The sheer amount that.

[Johnny D]

Well, when. Hey, you keep. You keep tea in it all the time.

[Martin McIntosh]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Johnny D]

Yeah.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah.

[Johnny D]

It's gonna stain it.

[Martin McIntosh]

Yeah. Oh, I agree. Well, if you keep good tea in it all the time, if you make it dark enough where it's good tea, it definitely will.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna go get some tea after this.

[Johnny D]

No, no, Yalls tea is the best there is.

[Martin McIntosh]

So sweet tea, baby.

[Johnny D]

I fish. Right?

[Phil Robertson]

Yep.

[Si Robertson]

I just keep sneaking in the mads today.

[Martin McIntosh]

You know how good that ads gonna look? Darian, I hope you're watching.

[Si Robertson]

We love our sponsors.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, we need more.

[Si Robertson]

Head on over to duckstep.com when you're done getting your d. I consider myself.

[Johnny D]

An expert on two things.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, what could it be?

[Johnny D]

And tea.

[Martin McIntosh]

Sleep and tea.

[Si Robertson]

I thought you were gonna say love.

[Johnny D]

No. Well, that's third one that as a throw in.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody just already knows.

[Johnny D]

Everybody knows that.

[Martin McIntosh]

I'm trying to think. In the last year of size life, he's gotten new air conditioners, new roof. Now you're getting new teeth. He's getting his truck fixed. He ran it into a bridge, new.

[Si Robertson]

Eyeballs, trucks in the shop, new haircut.

[Martin McIntosh]

You really are planning on making it to 100.

[Phil Robertson]

On his way.

[Martin McIntosh]

You're really on this?

[Si Robertson]

For those that keep asking, how many times episodes we're gonna do this Doc.

[Johnny D]

Hey, Doc, run me through the X ray machine.

[Si Robertson]

We're just getting started here in the day.

[Johnny D]

Hey, jack this old body up and run the new one in.

[Phil Robertson]

He got new lungs.

[Si Robertson]

And once you get new teeth, you'll be easier to AI One day it'll just be fake sigh over here and I'll be like.

[Martin McIntosh]

You could unveil them at John Chris wedding. Ah, if we time this right, six months of healing, then he gets the real one. John, we need at least eight months.

[Si Robertson]

Well, it took him eight years to get engaged, so you got plenty.

[Johnny D]

All right. Late months ain't bad, but they're the kind too.

[Martin McIntosh]

It wouldn't surprise me if they just. Next week they're married.

[Si Robertson]

That's true.

[Martin McIntosh]

Like, you take that long.

[Johnny D]

Why go to big, big extravagant route. Just, hey, go find your justice to speak.

[Si Robertson]

Tyler not say, hey, get that justice.

[Johnny D]

Up the tea that big, that big old party and you will throw and spend a bunch of money.

[Martin McIntosh]

Sigh Would you be willing.

[Johnny D]

That won't keep you together.

[Martin McIntosh]

Sigh. Would you be willing to do their ceremony?

[Johnny D]

Oh, y' all could see that with.

[Si Robertson]

Your new teeth and new haircut and new clothes.

[Martin McIntosh]

What if it was Si and Theo Vaughn up there doing their ceremony? Si got new teeth, Theo got that hair. Whatever's going on there, like redneck central, baby. Oh, man. Are we ready?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Hey. This was kind of a super sized episode because psy just started early. We hope you enjoyed it. I had the time of my life, Martin. I wish you were here.

[Martin McIntosh]

Good luck, Hunter. Does this go out tomorrow night? Yeah. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Good luck.

[Martin McIntosh]

Hey, no, you got a full day ahead of you.

[Si Robertson]

I feel like this one's pretty. Well, just send out all of it. Give the fans. Fans a little extra. And I'm gonna give our good friends John, Lydia, Travis, and Taylor.

[Johnny D]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

A little advice.

[Johnny D]

Okay. On marriage advice, boys.

[Phil Robertson]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Martin McIntosh]

We got to talk about the blind real fast. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, hey. Yeah. The movie the Blind. I. I don't know if you've ever, like, really just been dying to see an extra do an awesome job, but this is your chance. No, I'm just kidding.

[Martin McIntosh]

If you want to see the greatest looking mallard Drake you've ever seen in the first seven seconds.

[Johnny D]

That's right.

[Martin McIntosh]

It's there, boy.

[Si Robertson]

It is there.

[Martin McIntosh]

I know because I killed it.

[Johnny D]

He killed it for real.

[Si Robertson]

The Blind is out in theaters this weekend to honor Phil and everything he's done for so many people. I was actually in a truck for a long time, and we actually talked about Phil for a little while, and I tried to come up with somebody I'd ever met that had impacted more human beings than Phil Robertson.

[Martin McIntosh]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm not going to do that. And I was like, I think, like, it's crazy the amount of people he preached to. And so you can go this weekend and see his life play out and everything that was awful and bad and it's. It's a bad.

[Martin McIntosh]

It would actually be great. Required watching for our new newlywed, our newly betrothed or engaged couples. And then you see a full redemption. You see just how hard marriage can be, and it ends up with seeing just how great.

[Phil Robertson]

And if you've got a friend that would never go to the church building, Take them to this movie. Because it's the story about every man and every struggle. And you get to see how good and bad kind of work against each other. And Jesus is victorious in the end.

[Martin McIntosh]

And if you come, and if you are on your way down for Duck Commander Sunday listening to this, we hope you have safe travels. And we will see you Sunday as well. Here, right on site.

[Johnny D]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin McIntosh]

Duck Commander.

[Si Robertson]

So we'll be here Sunday. And if you want to go see a large gar. Gar.

[Phil Robertson]

Gar. Hole.

[Si Robertson]

We're going to weigh a bunch of gar. Out on the river.

[Johnny D]

It's a bunch of.

[Si Robertson]

Beth is sending me a text message right now to tell me what to say. The blind movie dot com. I was going to say, where to get tickets. The blind movie dot com. Go there and you can figure out how to get tickets. It'll be a good time. And hey, maybe you're in a place where your marriage sucks. Maybe you're at a place where you're just now engaged like our friends. This verse is perfect for it. Colossians 3:14. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. If you want perfect unity, you gotta put on love first, foremost, every day. And if you go see the blind. That's not what Phil was doing, but Kay still chose to do it. Even whenever some people were saying, leave it, it's over. Kay said, dad, I'm still gonna love him, even if that's from a distance for a while. And when he comes back, I'm gonna love him. And the world was changed. Amen because of that. So Colossians 3:14. Put on love, change the world. See y' all next time. Here in the duck call room.

[Martin McIntosh]

We're out.

[Si Robertson]

Happy birthday, Martin.

[Martin McIntosh]

Thanks, pal.

[Si Robertson]

Martin.

[Johnny D]

Sam.