Uncle Si Tries to Make Sense of Jase & Joshfromengland’s British Ways

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast - Episode Summary Title: Uncle Si Tries to Make Sense of Jase & Joshfromengland’s British Ways
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Phil Robertson, and Crew
Guests: Jase and Josh from England
Release Date: May 13, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of the Duck Call Room, hosts Phil Robertson, Jase Robertson, Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan welcome two British guests, Jase and Josh, from England. The episode delves into cultural exchanges, humorous anecdotes, and adventurous tales as the American hosts attempt to understand the British ways of their new friends.

Cultural Differences Between Britain and America

The conversation kicks off with Phil joking about the guests' British heritage and their frequent visits to the United States. Jase clarifies, “We’ve been coming back and forth two years now” (02:16), highlighting their deepening connection with America despite initial cultural barriers.

Notable Quote:

• Phil Robertson ([03:00]): "Since you guys invited us, what made you say, 'hoorah, we're ready for here?'"

Jase and Josh discuss the similarities and differences between British and American cultures, including the misconception Americans have about Great Britain’s size and the complexity of British national identities.

Adventures in Shreveport

The British duo share their experiences staying in Shreveport, Louisiana. Jace recounts their stay at a local motel, describing it humorously as “the worst motel” (03:35), which sparks laughter among the hosts.

Notable Quote:

• Jace ([04:17]): "It was funny for 10 minutes. Then we realized, five minutes went by, and we’re leaving."

Despite the initial motel mishap, the guests express their love for Louisiana’s food, particularly praising the state as “the best state in America for food” (04:32), despite not having tried classic dishes like gumbo or jambalaya yet.

Crawfish and Culinary Mishaps

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around their culinary adventures, especially their first experience with crawfish. The hosts tease them for attempting to eat crawfish shells, which didn’t go over well with the locals.

Notable Quote:

• Josh ([05:02]): "But, you guys, the crawfish boils. Incredible. That's better than fish and chips."

Phil humorously mentions, “They put their head and mouth together,” referring to how locals savor crawfish (05:32), emphasizing the cultural differences in food preparation and consumption.

Exploring British Heritage and Religion

The conversation shifts to religious practices, with Jase and Josh explaining the British congregational traditions. Phil notes the stark contrast between their experiences in Louisiana and the guests' more reserved British church services.

Notable Quote:

• Josh ([13:21]): "We go to your church and you go to our church."

They discuss the rigid structure of British churches, singing only psalms, and Phil compares it to the more informal, gym-like settings of American churches.

Hunting Adventures and Noodling Experiences

Jase and Josh share thrilling hunting stories, including bow fishing and noodling—an unconventional hunting method unfamiliar to them. Their tales include near-miss encounters and humorous mishaps, showcasing their adventurous spirits.

Notable Quote:

• Jace ([22:00]): "We went against two ex Marines, one guy had one leg, and he beat us. He was so cool."

Their adventurous exploits highlight the differences in hunting techniques and the camaraderie formed through these shared experiences.

Monster Truck Madness

One of the standout segments involves Jase’s exhilarating experience riding a monster truck. He narrates a heart-pounding story of attempting to jump crushed cars, only to have the truck's kill switch prevent a spectacular finale.

Notable Quote:

• Jace ([33:53]): "I thought I was going to have a heart attack and die."

The hosts marvel at the danger and excitement of such stunts, with Phil exclaiming, “You were ten feet in the air in a monster truck” (32:44), adding to the episode's high-energy narrative.

Humorous Exchanges and Pickup Lines

The episode is peppered with humorous exchanges about pickup lines and social interactions. Phil shares his straightforward approach, saying, “Hey, you want to go get a pizza and make out?” (51:00), much to the amusement of the guests and hosts.

Notable Quote:

• Phil Robertson ([51:00]): "You walk up to the girl, you say, hey, you want to go get a pizza and make out."

These light-hearted moments provide comic relief and underscore the cultural differences in dating practices.

Hair Transplants and Appearance Jokes

Josh humorously discusses his hair transplant experience in Turkey, aiming to maintain a youthful appearance. The conversation veers into playful banter about the cost-effectiveness and perceptions of such procedures.

Notable Quote:

• Josh ([52:28]): "Yeah, true. We can't afford it."

Phil humorously questions the durability of such procedures, adding to the episode’s playful tone.

Closing Remarks and Bible Verse

As the episode winds down, the hosts and guests reflect on their shared experiences and the bonds formed despite cultural differences. Phil prompts the guests to share a favorite Bible verse, reinforcing the episode's foundation in faith and camaraderie.

Notable Quote:

• Josh ([56:07]): "Romans 8:11. The same power that raised Christ from the dead lives in you."

The hosts express gratitude for the guests' participation, highlighting the episode's blend of humor, adventure, and heartfelt moments.

Conclusion

This episode of Duck Call Room masterfully blends humor with insightful cultural exchanges, offering listeners an entertaining peek into the lives of Phil Robertson and his friends alongside their British guests. From adventurous hunting tales to light-hearted cultural misunderstandings, the episode exemplifies the show's signature blend of laughter, storytelling, and camaraderie.

Where to Find the Guests: Jase and Josh encourage listeners to follow them on social media platforms such as Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok for more of their adventures and insights into British culture in America.

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Transcript

[Phil Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Josh]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

Call 1-800- gambler foreign does it taste good? It's a different kind of tea that he's used to. Welcome back to the duck call room. We're here with some friends. They're from very nearby. They came across a small pond over in a neighborhood called the Atlantic Ocean.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we're here and our president just made a deal with their.

[Phil Robertson]

With them?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jace]

Are we in with us, too?

[Martin]

With. Yeah, with these two guys.

[Phil Robertson]

Are y' all royalty?

[Josh]

No, the president did not make a deal with us. Just to put it out there.

[Phil Robertson]

People, people, we got Prince Josh and Duke Jace here with us. You're Josh from England, Number two.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Junior.

[Josh]

Yeah. No. Well, the first car got banned about five years ago, so I had to make a number two. And it's still here.

[Phil Robertson]

But you got your Bible, so apparently whatever you got banned for, you repented of.

[Josh]

Cheers to that.

[Phil Robertson]

But we're excited to have some English people in the house. We have made fun of England more than any other country on this podcast.

[Josh]

Of course you have.

[Phil Robertson]

Maybe.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, they're like a first cousin.

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[Jace]

Are we the first Brits on the podcast, or have you had more?

[Phil Robertson]

See, we don't know what a Brit is because y' all.

[Jase Robertson]

Well. Hey, I got a question. Is an Irishman a Brit?

[Josh]

Well, Northern Irish, evidently.

[Jase Robertson]

That would be. No.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I have no idea what part of Irish he was from.

[Josh]

Irish Island.

[Phil Robertson]

I've been there.

[Jase Robertson]

He's an Irishman.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he's an Irishman.

[Josh]

You know, it's funny. Every American always says, I've got some. Do you know this guy? No, we don't know that guy. All right. I know, like, your descendants from, you know, hundreds of years ago. We don't know who they are, and we don't know the royal family. We don't know anybody else who's famous in the uk.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, then why are you here?

[Josh]

Because you guys invited us.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that's Right. So I'm gonna be honest. I was at my house the other day. I was flipping through, and then all of a sudden, there's these two British guys on my Instagram feed. I don't know who they are. And they're like, hey, we're from England, and I'm not gonna try and do the impression. They said, and we're headed to Shreveport. Okay, Louisiana. You like? I've been to Europe. I didn't even stop in Yalls country. I went to the cooler ones.

[Josh]

Hold on. What are the cooler ones?

[Phil Robertson]

Italy and stuff. But, no, I'm just kidding. But what? When y' all are, like, looking at the map and y' all said, let's go to the United States of America, what made you say, hoorah, we're ready for here?

[Josh]

Okay. We knew you'd asked this on the way back.

[Phil Robertson]

You should have.

[Josh]

I said, I guarantee they ask about Sharif Port. Do you want to let them know, mate?

[Jace]

Well, we dive into multiple different states. Louisiana was this trip we wanted to visit. Louisiana.

[Phil Robertson]

Are we number one or two?

[Josh]

What, in terms of what state? We've been to, like, 25 states.

[Jace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah, we've hit a lot of state.

[Phil Robertson]

How long have you been here?

[Josh]

We've been coming back and forth two years now.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, I see.

[Josh]

Do the research, man. Where's the research team?

[Phil Robertson]

We don't have one.

[Josh]

Okay, fair.

[Phil Robertson]

We don't have one. We're a very small podcast. We just saw you, like, trying to chew a crawfish head, so we're going to bring you in to make fun of you.

[Jace]

My bad. Sorry about that.

[Jase Robertson]

How was it so far?

[Josh]

Well, Jason, Shreveport. How did. How did we get on? It was.

[Jace]

Yeah. So Louisiana. We thought, okay, we'll go to the most northern city in Louisiana, and Shreveport apparently was the third most populated. So. Okay, we'll go there. What? There must be stuff to do there. I booked a motel, thinking, we'll just stop there for the night or two. And this may have been the worst motel.

[Martin]

It may have been the one me and Si stayed in by accident.

[Josh]

I saw you guys there, actually.

[Jase Robertson]

In other words, I was gonna ask you. Okay, where do you rate this? Is it a gar hole or worse than that?

[Josh]

It was. Listen. So Jace went in and he found it quite funny. And I said, yeah, you'll find it funny for 10 minutes. The novelty will wear off, then we'll realize five minutes went by, we're like, we're leaving. It was the sort of mantle you.

[Jace]

Wipe your feet on the way out.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was. It wasn't.

[Jace]

We don't want to put a bad light on Shreveport itself.

[Phil Robertson]

We do.

[Jace]

We didn't want to.

[Phil Robertson]

No, we're okay making fun of shrimp.

[Jase Robertson]

They're terrible. It's okay.

[Jace]

We haven't really explored Shreveport. Just that one motel, and it wasn't great.

[Phil Robertson]

But that's all. That's all I ever went there for, too.

[Martin]

So what do y' all think about the food so far?

[Jace]

I think it's the best state in America for food. I'll say that. 100. We've not even tried gumbo or jambalaya or.

[Martin]

Wow. Boudin. You try boudin?

[Jace]

You tried to. I said, yeah. We call it Bowden by accident.

[Phil Robertson]

Have you had any fish and chips, Boudin?

[Josh]

No, not in America. I mean, in the uk. I mean. Okay, I will say Americans, they do need to learn how to do fish and chips. You guys know. Hold on. Unless you tell me a restaurant that does it good, I will die on that hill.

[Jace]

They just have crawfish and fries.

[Josh]

But, you guys, the crawfish boils. Incredible. That's better than fish and chips. It is, but we ate it. Wrong. We ate the shell and we got blasted for it online.

[Jace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Louisianans went crazy sad.

[Phil Robertson]

They put a video up with them. They're like, we're going to try crawfish for the first time.

[Josh]

And they literally were like, sorry, is that the British Red Coat dance?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I don't know how to do the dance.

[Jase Robertson]

I know a lot of people that bust the. The. The claws and eat. Eat.

[Martin]

They're like, dipping.

[Josh]

They put their head.

[Phil Robertson]

Head and mouth.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, they know some. No, no, look, they know something we don't. It's good for the digestive system.

[Josh]

Amen, son. That's what I'm talking about.

[Jase Robertson]

Right.

[Josh]

So?

[Jase Robertson]

Nothing. All right. You gotta have roughage.

[Phil Robertson]

Si. Eats the peel of oranges.

[Josh]

Respect. I like that. You know.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, look.

[Josh]

That's why his beard's so healthy.

[Jase Robertson]

I eat healthy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The best part is in the peeling, the roughage.

[Josh]

I'm gonna try that. I'll probably throw up, but I'll try it.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no. It's pretty tough.

[Phil Robertson]

You will?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Take little bites.

[Martin]

They went from red coats to rednecks.

[Josh]

Amen to that, bro.

[Martin]

They went from red coats to rednecks.

[Phil Robertson]

That's good.

[Jace]

I like it.

[Phil Robertson]

So, for our fans.

[Josh]

Yeah, Go on.

[Phil Robertson]

What brings you to. You said you've been 25 times. I just found you because you got lost in Shreveport. And I love it. It's my favorite thing ever, because that town scares me. But what brings you to America 25.

[Josh]

Times, every state is like a different country. You know what I mean? In the uk, it's pretty similar, apart from the cities. You come here, we heard about the Cajun culture. This place is. It's like a movie set. I don't know what's going on. And the love people have showed us is so nice. We go into any. Like, that's why we're late, by the way. Went to a gas station. We got hounded. It's like a little mini. Mini. Mini meet. And greet. I don't know how you guys get on television stars, but we. Yeah, it's. It's great recognizing the guest. Oh, it's like a mini meet and greet. It was crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I'm pretty sure you're in the algorithm, because all of Louisiana is making fun of you right now for A, staying in a motel in Shreveport, and B, eating a crawfish. Yeah. But we appreciate. I'll say this. I appreciate two dudes who are, you know, a little bit of fish out of water, just diving in and seeing what happens.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well, y' all are kind of like, oh, explorers, pickers. The walkabout. Who.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Crocodile Dundee from Australia.

[Jase Robertson]

Y' all are doing a walkabout in the United States? Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, what's funny is, every time I meet Americans, 90% of the time, they'll go, are you all from Australia? I'm like, sometimes we just go, yeah, we are. You know what?

[Phil Robertson]

My son thinks Zazu from the Lion King's Australia, and he's willing to die on that hill.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm like, no, he's British.

[Jase Robertson]

I think.

[Josh]

Can we.

[Phil Robertson]

Can we just. Every one of y' all, I have to ask, why Y' all Great Britain sometimes, and England others.

[Josh]

Oh, you want to know the difference between England and Great Britain?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, there's like, five countries in one of them countries.

[Josh]

We got you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Jace, go on. Let's do a little geography. Like this.

[Phil Robertson]

He doesn't know. He pointed.

[Josh]

He said, dude, I'm trying to change some airtime here. You know, I'm trying to even it out a little bit.

[Jace]

Basically, Great Britain is made of four countries. Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland. Where's the other one?

[Josh]

Hold on. Break it down for us.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I got that.

[Jace]

Oh, the other one's England, where we're from. So England is one of the countries in Great Britain.

[Phil Robertson]

So Wales is basically the Shreveport of Great Britain. But why does Wales have their own soccer team. Then y' all get like the swimming team in your Great Britain.

[Josh]

Ah, okay, so in the Olympics, we'll compete as Great Britain, not as the individual countries. The soccer teams are Wales, England, Scotland. But England's the best soccer team. The football team. But I'll say soccer to humor you.

[Phil Robertson]

Football's coming home one of these days.

[Jace]

One of the.

[Josh]

How do you go about saying, done his research.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you know, I've been waiting for it to come home. And y' all, y' all still haven't brought it home.

[Josh]

You are a redcoat, officially. If you say that, you're officially a Brit. Welcome.

[Phil Robertson]

I got him. Yeah, Manchester United sucks, but that's my team.

[Josh]

Oh, I'm not going to speak for the rest of the podcast. Enjoy.

[Phil Robertson]

Maybe I did. Maybe I did my research there.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay? I have been reading a book, okay? The title of it is More than a Carpenter. One of the chapters in there is Jesus the only way to get to Heaven. It words it a little different. It doesn't mention his name. It just says, it is the only way. And I go to the verse where Jesus himself speaking, saying, I am the way, the truth, the resurrection, the light. Okay? So, yes, dummy, he's the only way.

[Josh]

That's the most Louisianan thing. Yes, dummy. It's a loose translation.

[Martin]

That's the sound.

[Jase Robertson]

Most people ask that.

[Josh]

I know we had to spring a bit of American on there at the end. Yes, dummy. You should look right down the lens.

[Jase Robertson]

And say that there's no other way. And this book, really, I've always said, and I'm not a Bible scholar by any means, stretch of the imagination. I've always said if I run up on somebody that don't believe in him, I said, well, I got more proof that he is who he says he is and has done the things he says he's done. That's been recorded by, you know, I said, then you can come up with anything that you know can shoot it down, because you can't.

[Josh]

I can feel the Holy Spirit. That's.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, wait till he breaks out some more of that Psy International version on, you dummies. No, no, no one comes to the.

[Jase Robertson]

Father except fired up about this, okay? When you can see everything he's created, and here's the mind blower of all. He just didn't create it randomly. He created it for all of us.

[Si Robertson]

I'll be honest with you. I'm a guy that prefers to drive over fly just simply because I don't like to be a captive Audience and you know, if I'm delayed, it's just traffic. And I'm not sitting in an airport for two hours. I can generally make it through there. And look, that's what's fun. Like, if you're thinking, man, I'd like to travel out west on an rv, and I don't own one, but I.

[Phil Robertson]

Always wanted an rv.

[Si Robertson]

But you, you get to look and you're like, man, where am I going to stop? Spend the night? Look, this was a big deal for us back in the day when we had the RV going duck hunting. Now the difference was, is on our rv, it had all of our faces on it. But it was so hard to find a campground with availability like you did. You never knew you just drove until you saw a sign from one and then me or Goblin would pull over and hopefully we could hook up there, dump water, all the things for the night, and do it. But let me tell you this, 2025, there's a better way. This podcast is sponsored by Harvest Host. Do you own or rent an rv? The Harvest Host membership gets you unlimited, no fee, overnight RV stays at 9,500 locations across the US and Canada. And you just simply sign up for $79 a year, book your favorite destinations, and enjoy unique RV stays all year long. Do you know how much easier that would have made traveling this country? Duck hunting in an rv? That right there. Forget parking your RV at a boring rest area. Harvest Host let you stop overnight at amazing locations like wineries, orchards, museums, farms, golf courses, drive in, movie theaters, and so much more. See, I could have went to the drive in with S. I'm looking at.

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[Phil Robertson]

Is that how y' all preachers talk over there.

[Josh]

Oh, no, we're. I like it. I mean, I prefer that way. We're a bit more reserved, you know, like, hands in the quiet. And the British Brits are very, you.

[Jase Robertson]

Know, I hate reserved, and I hate that.

[Phil Robertson]

I really can't help the way.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, because, hey, I hate that for this reason, okay, if anyone should be happy and loud and proud, it should be the Christian.

[Josh]

Yeah. Dance like Daniel. I know.

[Phil Robertson]

I thought he was going to say British people.

[Josh]

Yeah, Christian.

[Jase Robertson]

Look, if he believe, he's in the foster home.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm with you.

[Jase Robertson]

He's with me.

[Phil Robertson]

But. So you brought your Bible, and you probably go to a different style of church than you, Louisiana here. And that's totally just.

[Josh]

I'm guessing it's Baptist, right? Are we talking, like, a Baptist friend?

[Phil Robertson]

You don't want to go down the road with us.

[Josh]

We'll have a conversation off camera. I don't want to deviate.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, no, no, no. We're team to everybody. We're a strange bunch.

[Martin]

Hey, my brother's welcome.

[Jase Robertson]

My brother started this about, oh, 10 or 15 years ago. He told the people where I go to church, take the stupid name off the building.

[Josh]

So get rid of denominations.

[Phil Robertson]

We go to your church and you go to our church.

[Martin]

We are the church.

[Jase Robertson]

Why don't we stop all this division, okay, and say, oh, who. Who died for you? Oh, that would be the Godhead. And there's three of them. Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

[Jace]

That's what that's for.

[Josh]

Yo, I don't like me the Holy Spirit button.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, here's the thing. And then if people ask you, why. Who do you worship? Hey, I say it this way. I run with a gang.

[Josh]

A good gang.

[Jase Robertson]

A good gang.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Different kind of gang.

[Jase Robertson]

God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. And hey, if you run with them, guess what you run with. You're my brother or you're my sister.

[Phil Robertson]

My question was, though, because no matter which flavor we are of whatever it is, that Louisiana church is going to look different than British church. And, you know, I've been to Epcot, but I also have been to Epcot. That was a joke. Anyway, and y' all have got these buildings that are unbelievable while we go to church in glorified gyms. Right?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So it's like. Well, I don't even know what city y' all are from. Manchester.

[Josh]

No, that is. Where have you picked up?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you said that's the. Oh, you're just a fan of the good team. So you're like a Yankee, Alabama fan? Laker fan. Okay, caught you on that one.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So where are y' all from?

[Jace]

Nottingham. Nottingham? Yeah.

[Josh]

What do we say to Americans when we describe where we're from?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, Robin Hood's running around stealing stuff.

[Josh]

Take our line. That's what we're meant to say.

[Phil Robertson]

I've done that.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't badmouth Robin Hood.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not. I'm for Robin Hood.

[Jase Robertson]

He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor, for crying out loud.

[Josh]

There we go. Exactly. Yeah.

[Martin]

So now my son is stationed in the Air Force at Lacken Heath, and so we went to go visit him.

[Phil Robertson]

Where is that?

[Josh]

Yeah, where is that? Sounds like Lord of the Rings.

[Jase Robertson]

You don't got him.

[Martin]

Hang on, it's in English. Here's my question. Why do y' all hate ice?

[Josh]

I like the deportation company.

[Jace]

You're like this every time I come to America about the crushed ice.

[Phil Robertson]

This right here, you don't have that.

[Josh]

What's ice?

[Jase Robertson]

No, what's ice?

[Phil Robertson]

Y' all don't have ice.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, you talking about the people that help deport.

[Josh]

Why does my manager keep calling?

[Martin]

Oh, hey, hang around. He'll call a lot.

[Josh]

Yeah, no, look, we don't have crushed ice in the uk. So I come here, get myself to sonic, get a crushed ice, styrofoam cup. Dr. Pepper blows my mind.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the only reason he. Okay, we now have the. Why have you come here 25 times?

[Jace]

We keep trying to smuggle it back.

[Phil Robertson]

So, yeah, America's trapped in. Yeah, but I don't even know how we got here.

[Josh]

I love how we've gone from Jesus to crushed ice. That's the welcome to the Duck Core room.

[Martin]

Welcome to the Duck. Com Room.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I want to know about their church back home in Nottingham.

[Josh]

Okay, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Is it like a cathedral? Do you walk in and, like, don't move?

[Josh]

Yeah, we're in a cult. No. We all wear robe. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I would be. I would go to that just for fun.

[Josh]

Okay. So my church is a little bit old fashioned, unfortunately. We only sing psalms and it's a bit, you know, sitting in the.

[Phil Robertson]

You sing the psalms?

[Josh]

Just the psalms from the Bible. From the Bible. Our church is very, very strict when it comes to.

[Jase Robertson]

See that. That's ingrained in the Brits.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's another side. I've been saying this.

[Jase Robertson]

It's not. Hey, this is not derogatory.

[Josh]

No, Derogatory, Derogatory.

[Jase Robertson]

Deregulatory. But that's inbred in y' all.

[Josh]

Inbred.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, that's us. That's us. You guys. I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, you've always got to be proper, okay.

[Josh]

Yeah. Not inbred.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you proper.

[Josh]

I'm not inbred. If being not inbred means being proper and proper, I just want to put it out there. Listen, the Royals, all them years ago, they might be a little bit in.

[Jase Robertson]

You were taught that to be.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Josh]

Oh, not inbred. Okay. Yeah, Right. Sorry. Sorry, guys.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. Maybe the wrong choice.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

They were conditioned to believe.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Phil Robertson]

They was talking about ingrained in you.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

To be very proper.

[Jase Robertson]

Ingrained.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yeah. We're, like, whipped as a baby. If you don't believe, I don't know why. We're American. I don't know why. I don't know why I went American. We don't mess around over there. You know, if you actually don't believe in the uk, you get stoned to death. So that's no lie. Well, Old Testament, British people in the Church of Christ.

[Phil Robertson]

We're all together. Yeah.

[Josh]

We like the New Testament over here.

[Phil Robertson]

No, we're losing it. We're losing it. I don't know. We're going to lose it.

[Jase Robertson]

We are losing it.

[Phil Robertson]

Crush Dr. Pepper in Nottingham Forest.

[Josh]

Yeah. No, Nottingham. Manchester United. But that's the right team. That's the right team.

[Phil Robertson]

You just abandon the home team?

[Jace]

I support the home team.

[Jase Robertson]

One question.

[Phil Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

What's the neatest thing you found in America?

[Phil Robertson]

Epcot.

[Josh]

No, that's in Disney World.

[Phil Robertson]

That has fish and chips. Yeah.

[Josh]

He doesn't, though.

[Phil Robertson]

Can I ask a question?

[Josh]

Yep. Have you ever had size first or yours?

[Phil Robertson]

Mine. His first.

[Jase Robertson]

It'll make a difference.

[Phil Robertson]

McDonough's. I got on fish and chips. Is there a restaurant over there called McDonough's brother?

[Josh]

That's like me asking you, right? A random restaurant.

[Phil Robertson]

McDonoughs. No, not McDonald's.

[Josh]

Hold on.

[Jace]

I thought you said accent.

[Phil Robertson]

It's really good. Fish and chips. I was hoping it was a chain, and I was gonna get y' all to send me some. Apparently, it's not a chain. Don't worry about it.

[Josh]

Moving on.

[Phil Robertson]

What's the most interesting thing you've ever seen here in America?

[Josh]

Americans, they think the UK is, like, really small. Like, there's like, 10 people living on this island.

[Phil Robertson]

But to be fair, it's the size of Louisiana, and y' all all stacked on top of each other.

[Josh]

The UK is bigger than Louisiana.

[Martin]

You can Dr. For hours and never come to the end.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, most people that come over here, they. The German. I know Germans because I spent 12 and a half years in Europe in Germany. Yeah. When I was in the military.

[Josh]

Whereabouts, can I ask?

[Jase Robertson]

I asked. Bomb holders. German and ends. Why?

[Josh]

Birken, respectfully, sigh. I have no clue what you've just said there, and I would actually like to know. So I'm gonna have to backtrack. Where was the place?

[Jase Robertson]

What did I say the first one?

[Josh]

The accent is what a fair play.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm working with the other one, Bomb Holder.

[Phil Robertson]

That's not how they pronounce. They pronounce it not Bomb Holder.

[Josh]

I'm gonna have to Google that.

[Jase Robertson]

No, Bomb Holder. You'd be better looking up Kazar. Slot.

[Josh]

Kaza. Sloton, or. Okay, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

It'S right over there by Great Britain.

[Jase Robertson]

Right over K town.

[Martin]

K town.

[Josh]

Okay. Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Small world.

[Jase Robertson]

Why? Brooklyn is right on the France German border.

[Josh]

Okay. Okay. Well, we're pretty close to the France German border generally, so it's quite a.

[Phil Robertson]

That's good news.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah. Europe is quite small. Genuinely is very, very small.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Over there by that forest.

[Josh]

Over there by that forest. Yeah. What forest? Who knows?

[Martin]

Just the forest. What's the coolest thing y' all have done since you've been over here?

[Josh]

In Louisiana or America?

[Martin]

In America?

[Josh]

In America.

[Phil Robertson]

America first. Louisiana.

[Josh]

Listen, that RV trip was cool, wasn't it?

[Jace]

Yeah, we did. So we said we've been to, like, 25 states. That doesn't mean we've been visiting 25 times. We kind of visited maybe six, seven, but we ticked off a lot of states in this RV trip. And that was 31 days together in an RV.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jace]

Very, very close proximity.

[Martin]

How did you tick them off?

[Jace]

What do you mean?

[Josh]

Well, it was Arizona to New York.

[Jace]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So y' all drove from Arizona to New York?

[Jace]

Yeah. 31 days. It was. Yeah.

[Josh]

31 days. Guys. That's a long time.

[Jace]

We saw some crazy stuff. We tried noodling. Oh, yeah, yeah. Which doesn't exist where we're from.

[Martin]

That was bonkers.

[Phil Robertson]

Our rednecks.

[Martin]

Yeah. Guys, I told you.

[Josh]

Okay. Name one thing, right? A cultural thing in America. I bet we've done it. Name something that's, like, so left. I bet we've done it. Go on. Name something that you would not expect a Brit to do. Noodling. Done it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's.

[Martin]

That's a pretty solid frog gigging.

[Josh]

We're doing that this trip. We're going to a frog festival, and we're going frogging. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Where are you going? Frog festival.

[Josh]

There's a frog festival nearby. Should I get them to pay for the promo or what? What do we. I don't know. There's a frog festival nearby. I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

We got a lot of fans.

[Jase Robertson]

Jason's here. Jace would know about this.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. Jason's the frogman of the Robertson.

[Josh]

Okay. What we did was. Which was bad, we went on a hoverboat and we fired a bow and arrow like Robin Hood. And we was.

[Phil Robertson]

You were bow fishing?

[Josh]

You're bow fishing. Yeah. And we got catfish and garfish. There's a picture of me holding this massive garfish with a hole right through its head. I felt the most badass I've ever felt in my life.

[Phil Robertson]

Did you eat it?

[Josh]

You can't eat garfish. It's quite hard to filet, apparently. But catfish. We had catfish.

[Martin]

I mean, you can.

[Phil Robertson]

You can eat a gar. I have eaten a gar in this room. It tastes terrible.

[Jace]

You can eat anything once.

[Josh]

It tastes like we've got Walmart. Guys.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Don't go and eat a garlic.

[Phil Robertson]

No, do not do it. It is disgusting.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm not British.

[Phil Robertson]

Fish and chips is way better than.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, in case somebody might tell you to shoot a frog with an arrow. Don't do it.

[Josh]

Shoot a frog with a bow and arrow. Now that does sound American.

[Jase Robertson]

Don't do it, because next thing you know, you hear is a snap. He'll break you. He'll break your arrow, and you'll see it going down the creek.

[Jace]

One thing we did, that's.

[Jase Robertson]

That's experience speaking. I had a buddy of mine that was a. He was a Robin Hood freak, okay? Because he shoot a boat. So we let him do it, and then we said, no, you just let a good one get away. Wait a minute, guys. That was just the first time. He said, next time, I know what to do. And I said, what's that? He said, I'll stick him right through the nose and he'll back up. And then I just go down there and pick him up, take the arrow out of him.

[Phil Robertson]

It's Kevin Costner.

[Jase Robertson]

So. Hey.

[Josh]

Nope.

[Jase Robertson]

Nope. That's. Hey. So he started shooting that way and was. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, that's wonderful.

[Si Robertson]

Ain't that something?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's wonderful.

[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

I'm trying to think of the most American thing one can possibly.

[Josh]

Oh no. Jace has got one here.

[Jace]

We wrote a bull.

[Josh]

We wrote a bull. Yeah, that's.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, mind control.

[Martin]

Whoa.

[Jase Robertson]

I like that scroll on tv. My control. I was thinking roll the ball.

[Josh]

Yeah. You go, son.

[Phil Robertson]

Have you been catfish noodling?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

If you've ridden a bull.

[Josh]

Yep.

[Jace]

And we've shot guns. It was 2v2. We were dressed as redcoats versus two veterans.

[Phil Robertson]

Y' all were shooting at people.

[Josh]

No, no, we went.

[Phil Robertson]

I was about to say American is a gun. No, I'm sorry.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. We went against two ex Marines. One guy had one leg and he beat us. He was so cool recording the pirate. He's such a cool guy.

[Jace]

Well, he called himself the Pirate. Give him that nickname.

[Josh]

Yeah, we fired a.50 cal.50 cal.

[Jace]

Yeah, that was.

[Josh]

I've actually got. I've actually got scope bite here where it broke my nose. When I fired a rifle against tannerite. It was like. How many was that? £200 a tanner like that?

[Jace]

I don't think it was that much.

[Josh]

I don't know. But it. Yeah, the scope hit me right here and it broke my nose.

[Phil Robertson]

Did they let you come back home, like, when they see what y' all are doing?

[Josh]

Yeah, they send us back. They strip our red coat and say, go back to where you came from.

[Jase Robertson]

Go back where you came from.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. But we've done a lot of stuff. We wrote a bull. One of the scariest experiences of my life.

[Phil Robertson]

Where did you ride a bull at.

[Jase Robertson]

That makes a difference?

[Martin]

And how many seconds?

[Jace]

Well, that's a funny story.

[Phil Robertson]

So if it was in, like, Arkansas, that's not a ball.

[Jace]

No, I was in.

[Josh]

I think it was Colorado, but we had to drive through to drive.

[Jace]

What state was we in?

[Josh]

I can't remember. But basically a follower reached out and we followed them down these back roads for, like, two hours. And they said, yep, follow us. We're gonna show you how to ride a bull. We thought, we're gonna die.

[Jace]

This guy gets out, he's got no, no, no front teeth. He's got. His. Dog had one leg missing. And we thought.

[Josh]

We're not joking.

[Phil Robertson]

Dog had one leg missing.

[Martin]

And he. And he was a bull rider. Right.

[Jace]

He was the guy that has to distract the bull. I don. Very good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But it was very, very scary. And the guy cattle prodded the bull. I didn't realize until the footage came out.

[Jase Robertson]

He.

[Jace]

What Zappa thing.

[Jase Robertson]

Shocker.

[Josh]

So the ball's like. And I didn't realize anything.

[Jase Robertson]

They didn't tell him the deal. Yeah, they had him in the deal and told me. You ready? Yep.

[Jace]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jace]

Exactly what he did.

[Martin]

They shocked.

[Phil Robertson]

I've got so many more questions. Do y' all just open the DMs and say we're on our way?

[Jace]

Absolutely.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's.

[Jace]

That's how. That's our whole trip. That's how we plan our whole beginning and the end.

[Josh]

Listen, eventually our luck will run out and we Will die.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Buffalo Bob's going to message all one of these days.

[Josh]

Yeah, We've made memories.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't want to know.

[Josh]

Yeah, I do.

[Phil Robertson]

He's going to have your face one day anyway. It's going to wear it. That's crazy.

[Josh]

You guys do that here.

[Phil Robertson]

You just. Y' all just got in a car and followed some guy in the middle of nowhere, Colorado? Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jace]

We signed a waiver, so they're more American than me.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm going to say we signed the waiver.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm out. Hold on.

[Josh]

The waiver was a handwritten note on an A4 pad of paper. He's like, can you sign here? And I was like, okay.

[Jace]

It had blood on it as well.

[Jase Robertson]

So, yeah, I've tried him on that. Okay. We're supposed to be driving a Ferrari.

[Josh]

You guys do it different here. He's got a Rolex on. You're driving Ferraris. What's going on? We need to do something different.

[Phil Robertson]

The man's observant. The man is. I sell worms for a living, by the way.

[Josh]

That's blinding my eyes. I need to get some sunglasses.

[Jace]

You've got to be careful.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm coming after that.

[Phil Robertson]

I've been to. No, I haven't. Yeah, I have an epcot.

[Martin]

Anyway, so we got it. We got to keep Uncle Sigh away from them because he's as crazy as they are.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he would just go take them.

[Martin]

To a monster truck. This guy's jumped 10 crushed cars in a monster truck.

[Phil Robertson]

Have you done that?

[Martin]

Nobody knew it but him.

[Josh]

He was.

[Jase Robertson]

He was everybody else. These. This one. And my nephew was in the stand. Well, they was with me when I asked the guy that owned the truck, you know, he asked Philip, asked Slim, Slim, what is Uncle Cyber? What's he going to do? I got to know. I mean, his handler. So the guy said, oh, he's going to get in one of the trucks. We're all going to parade out there, all eight trucks. He's going to be in number three and pull up on a dirt berm, get out, take his helmet off, go nuts.

[Martin]

So I didn't have to sign any paperwork.

[Jase Robertson]

So, look, that's all he's going to. He's heard they leave. Well, I get in a stupid golf cart with Joe Slim's right hand man. And he said, uncle Si, what the boss say you was gonna do? He said, oh. I told him, I said, oh, I'm gonna be in the third truck and do this, this. And he said, man, hey, you're Uncle Si. You need to jump some crushed cars. So I said, well, okay. So look, they watched. They kill the house lights. It shows two idiots carrying a 12 foot ladder out. Idiots, okay, with me following them with my helmet in my hand. They watch me crawl in the window of this monster truck, okay? They take the ladder away, okay? They put a spotlight on the truck. I fire that bad boy up. This thing's got a 440 hemi on it. So it's.

[Phil Robertson]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Jase Robertson]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo. So look, time out.

[Phil Robertson]

We got a T. Catastrophe. It was. The tea had ice in it.

[Josh]

Sorry, hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

91 1.

[Josh]

I'm drinking the tea. I looked up, I saw Saigo 11 1. Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

But anyway, so look, I told one of the guys. He come walking by me. He perfected a 360 backward flip. He was just running into a wall of dirt. Flip the car, you know? Yeah. So he told me. He said, hey, that's the best truck we got. The one he was driving. He said, number two, it does great donuts. And I said, well, hey, here's the thing. You do this for a living. Tell me what I got to do. He said, oh, Robertson ain't none to it. It's a piece of cake. He said, see the dirt bomb on this side of them crushed cars? I said, yep. He said, see the dirt bomb on the other side? I said, yep. He said, no way. Remind me. He said, you was in the military, right? I said, yeah. He said, was you airborne? I said, nope. He said, you're fixing to be.

[Josh]

You're fixing to be.

[Jase Robertson]

I pull out of the motor pool and he had told me, hey, make wide turns, big wide turns, because the tires are 8 foot tall. So I make a big wide turn, get down there, make a big wide turn, get lined up on the dirt berm. And they told me. He said, hey, then it's all, you know, the car. This car takes over. Just stomp it to the. Put your fetal pedal to the metal, all the way to the floor, and then hang on.

[Jace]

Yeah, just pray.

[Jase Robertson]

So, look, they're watching me. These two idiots here, watching me. And they're arguing about, well, hey, this guy, he crawled out of the car somehow, but I don't know because this guy here's fixed to jump something. Well, about that time, look, I stuck the pedal. I put my big toe, okay, in the. In the carburetor. Well, hey, this thing reared up like a stallion.

[Martin]

So Josh. Josh is looking. Josh and Jace are looking at the picture right now. Sir.

[Jace]

So look, you're airborne right here. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So look, I finally hit, and when I do it, my near turns over. I'm spinning the tires of steering wheel, fixing to make it blow up, turn over, do something spectacular. And this stupid thing, clunk, clunk, clunk, dies on me. Well, I thought the engine died on me. Truth is, I found out later, Slim had one of the kill switches. Remote kill switch. He ruined my greatest opportunity.

[Phil Robertson]

You were ten foot in the air in a monster truck.

[Jase Robertson]

I know it. But hey, look, I'd have been doing it.

[Martin]

He wasn't supposed to be jumping.

[Josh]

Yeah, this guy's truck, what a way to go out, though. Imagine. Oh, yeah, that was your last evil in a massive monster truck.

[Martin]

I couldn't believe he was doing it. I was like, no way.

[Jase Robertson]

Look, he jumps out of the stand screaming, okay? After the crowd. It sounds like a roar from the crowd. He gets louder than the crowd.

[Martin]

Oh, I wasn't that loud.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he was screaming at me, what's wrong with you, you old man, you. Are you trying to kill yourself? And I said, he said, what was you thinking? I said, well, I probably wasn't. And I said, but then he showed me the picture, I was looking and I'm saying, wait a minute, hold it.

[Martin]

That's the picture that y' all saw.

[Jase Robertson]

I got the counting, okay? My tires are above the 17th row in the stand.

[Jace]

How did you feel when you was airborne?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, look, I thought I was going to have a heart attack and die. See, I had open heart surgery about two years before that.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

So look, when I went up in the air, I'm looking like this next time, looking like this, okay? And I'm going, yeah, I had to settle down, you old fool. You fixing to have a heart attack right here if you don't stop.

[Jace]

Yeah, we're not as crazy as you say.

[Martin]

Yeah, so look, that's why I wouldn't sign any papers the next time we went to an event.

[Jase Robertson]

Somebody asked me one time after that, you know, why is that another event? He said, well, what else is on your bucket list? And I said, well, you know them big drag racers that's got the big chop balloon tires and the bicycle tires out there, 14 foot in front of you. I said, I'm going to break the standing record driving that. So look, two weeks later, I'm at another event. Hey, this idiot pulls up with one on his trailer. Well, we get to talking. He says, well, sure, you can do it, you know. So we get to talking and I said, wait a minute, you know, he said, hold it. He said, because I. I remember something in about you having a bypass heart surgery or something like that. I said, yeah, but that was. That was about five years ago. I said, what that's got to do with. He said, well, this thing, when it's going down the highway, down the drag strip, he said, it pulls about 5 to 7 GS. He said, your heart may, may. May not be able to take that. I said, hold that. Let me think. So I sit there thinking. I said, hey, I got it worked out. I said, when I go to the doctor for a checkup and he's telling me I got about two months to live, I said, I'm going to call you. And I said, we're going. I'm fixing to win with your car, and I'm going to have the fastest record ever. Have what?

[Jace]

One last hurrah.

[Martin]

That's why we don't turn him loose.

[Jase Robertson]

Here's how it's going to happen. The green line hits. Yo, I'm out looking at the Christmas tree. Yeah, the green light hit. I take off, and I'm just roaring down. And look, as soon as them bicycle tires go across the line at 380 miles an hour, the engine, the nitro engine blows up. I go to heaven and I push the river.

[Jace]

There it is.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Josh]

What a story.

[Jase Robertson]

And then, you know what I'm saying, all the way up there, I went out in a blaze of gore, baby.

[Phil Robertson]

I was thinking, I'll fly away.

[Martin]

I was thinking, ring of fire.

[Jace]

Freebud.

[Martin]

Ring of fire.

[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

So have y' all planned out what you're doing in your last two months.

[Josh]

Of our lives or.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, she's driving that car. That sounds good.

[Jase Robertson]

What are y' all gonna be up to?

[Josh]

How many with you? Sign that monster.

[Jace]

We're all going.

[Martin]

What's on your bucket list?

[Jace]

O. I don't.

[Martin]

What do y' all want to do, especially while you're here?

[Phil Robertson]

I just want to meet Willie.

[Martin]

I saw some alligators. Y' all were messing with some alligators?

[Jace]

Yeah, we're trying to find wild alligators. That was.

[Josh]

Here he is. Can I see?

[Jace]

Is it real?

[Josh]

Is that real?

[Phil Robertson]

Why would it be fake?

[Josh]

I don't. I don't know. Like an ornament.

[Jace]

Look shiny.

[Josh]

Why you got resin on it? Give him a bit of.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know if you know what happens when they die. They decay.

[Jase Robertson]

Excuse me.

[Phil Robertson]

Tax.

[Jase Robertson]

Y' all want to wrestle one or. Right one or what?

[Josh]

I would love to.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I know just a man. I. I can. I got a Contact to give it to right now.

[Josh]

Get us in touch.

[Jase Robertson]

So that man right over there.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Martin.

[Phil Robertson]

Martin. Don't wrestle all Steve Irwin, Jun.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, y' all had to sign a release, though.

[Martin]

Yep. Sign release.

[Phil Robertson]

Martin's been sitting up there. This guy, he said, I ain't wrestling.

[Martin]

But he can catch him.

[Josh]

I've been with him.

[Jase Robertson]

Go wrestling. Wrestle. They want to wrestle them.

[Phil Robertson]

Why would you wrestle them?

[Martin]

Yeah, you just gotta supervise.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, well, maybe they like my brother, who's a man that's wrestling.

[Phil Robertson]

If this British Joe Dirt wants to wrestle an alligator. Well, I don't. I don't think that's on our property.

[Josh]

I'm ready. You get on the back. You hold the head down, right? You stop the jaw from moving. Tape it up. You.

[Phil Robertson]

These alligators are much bigger.

[Josh]

I'm wrestling a little puppy, you know.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he's talking about a little bigger.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Not wrestling like this.

[Jase Robertson]

A puppy.

[Jace]

Puppy this size?

[Josh]

No, smaller than that.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he wants it a little bit now. He's looked at the teeth. He said a little tiny.

[Jace]

Well, this guy was shocked. Whatever you did to him, look. Look on his face.

[Phil Robertson]

Those are marbles.

[Josh]

Can I ask what this. Thank you so much for the gifts, but.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we got y' all some duck.

[Jace]

Incredible.

[Josh]

Thank you. This is so cool.

[Phil Robertson]

Why don't you give it a test and we'll let side judge you?

[Martin]

Yeah, here we go.

[Josh]

Can you explain?

[Martin]

Go for it. Then we'll tell you.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a very good hood.

[Josh]

Sounds like a fruity duck.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, no. That's a very good houdo.

[Josh]

Well, it's a bit of a zesty duck minus, but it ain't a duck.

[Jase Robertson]

He said zesty.

[Phil Robertson]

You're holding that like a crumpet tea is what I would say. I feel like I'm about to meet the queen and she's.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, there's a bread for you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there it is.

[Josh]

Gonna walk in like. Come on.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

So is he in charge of anything? Not really. He's gone get it. No, no, look, I'm gonna be honest. It's you guys that are keeping our economy. You Americans love the royal family. Maybe not you guys, but the tourism brings in a lot of money. So.

[Phil Robertson]

The tourism to see.

[Josh]

Oh, crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

To see a king who ain't in charge of nothing.

[Josh]

To see the palace.

[Martin]

Yeah, you know that's right.

[Josh]

It's like the old movies. You guys get caught up in it. Romance, actually. You. So I know you love a chick flick, right? Do you love a romance film? British.

[Phil Robertson]

You know Best British movie I ever saw was Men in Tights.

[Josh]

I've never seen that movie, man.

[Phil Robertson]

You've never seen Robin Hood? Men in Tights, and you're from Nottingham?

[Jace]

No, never seen it.

[Phil Robertson]

My friend, I'm about to show you. America lived it.

[Jace]

We lived it.

[Phil Robertson]

It's the greatest movie of all time.

[Jase Robertson]

The greatest movie. Everybody with a Brit in it.

[Josh]

Here we go.

[Jase Robertson]

Drop the gem bridge over river Kawai.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, but before y' all go, our. Our Canadian producer, Beth.

[Josh]

Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

Has questions about the UK as well. Is willie a bad word?

[Josh]

Willie means your penis.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

His kids.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, that's the medical term.

[Josh]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's the medical family show. Kids in the old family show. Bleep that. Okay, well, it's kind of like the medical talk, kitty.

[Jace]

Childish way of saying gotcha.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but no, that's something else. Martin. Martin thought of something else.

[Josh]

Now.

[Phil Robertson]

That's.

[Jace]

What did you think it was when you. When you heard that word?

[Phil Robertson]

I thought it was just my old boss, Willie. No, but that. No, that checks out anyways.

[Josh]

That checks out.

[Phil Robertson]

But there's all sorts of weird words that they say. Are there any words we say that y' all, like, have paws on?

[Jase Robertson]

They're like.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Did they really just say that?

[Josh]

Yeah. So what do you guys call your. Your.

[Si Robertson]

Your.

[Josh]

Your bone, but it begins with F. You would say it's a fanny, right? You might say that. No, you call him.

[Phil Robertson]

Wrong state. We're not going.

[Josh]

Well, that would mean the woman's parts in the uk.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, my goodness. We've gone down a road.

[Josh]

I don't want to. I'm trying to be, you know, PC here. There's kids in the studio. But I'm trying to describe it.

[Si Robertson]

That.

[Josh]

That's a weird thing you guys do, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Manager's still calling. Phone's still going off. Hasn't stopped.

[Phil Robertson]

No, that's our manager now. That's ours.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's Will. There he is outside the door, just like.

[Martin]

So. Have you ever heard this phrase, we're down, like, four flat tires?

[Josh]

I don't know what that means.

[Martin]

It doesn't mean we're buddies. We're close. We go way back. We're down.

[Josh]

We're down, like, four flat tires.

[Martin]

Yeah, you can use that.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm gonna let you know that the 70s, whenever he was around were a different time.

[Martin]

That's not true. We're still.

[Phil Robertson]

I've never heard that in my life.

[Josh]

I used.

[Martin]

But he's wearing a Rolex.

[Jace]

Yeah, that's True. Maybe you're out of touch now.

[Josh]

Maybe Mama the Rolex can tell anybody what he wants. You know, if you're from the 70s, you're from the Sevent.

[Phil Robertson]

What happened here?

[Josh]

He's got a roller. He's the Rick. Yeah.

[Martin]

He nailed Johnny D. All I've done.

[Phil Robertson]

Today for a while is sell crickets and worms. So back on.

[Josh]

Hey, there's money in worms. Supply and demand. I like it. Get some worms. Get a Rolex. Anyway, sorry for calling you out.

[Phil Robertson]

Sorry. No, you did it. It's fine.

[Josh]

Yeah, you are canceled. Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm uncancelable.

[Josh]

Yeah, true. He's with. You've got it.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I'm not.

[Jace]

Bless your heart. Took us a while to. To get hold of.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what they said.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jace]

We thought it was a nice thing. Bless your heart. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Bless your little heart, darling.

[Josh]

Well, it's how you say it, right? It's like. It's the way you say it. Sometimes it can mean nice things, can mean a bad thing.

[Phil Robertson]

If it's after you ate a crawfish.

[Josh]

Head, it means we did it wrong.

[Jace]

It's not good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. Probably. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You got me. What I've seen, they show me y' all saying something on the phone.

[Josh]

Okay. We do say stuff on the phone.

[Jase Robertson]

Something about your eyes.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. So. So everywhere. He goes, yeah. They say, josh, the girls, the pretty women say, I love your eyes. Can I have your eyes? And he said, no, but our children take over.

[Josh]

No, you don't see my line. You're gonna steal my. No. I was telling him, no, no, no, I'm joking. Yeah. Well, funny story about eyes. We've got what just happened? Literally an hour. Oh, yeah. Gas station.

[Jace]

Well, was in that gas station. And the woman points at me, she goes, you. I was like, huh?

[Josh]

She goes, come over here.

[Jace]

I was like, oh, what have I done? And she goes, you can't be walking.

[Martin]

Around here with those eyes, those pretty blue eyes.

[Josh]

I was like, oh. Because she saw the video. She went, is this you? I like these baby blues. I was like, he's about to get kidnapped.

[Jace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. But the line from the video was, a lady might say, you've got beautiful eyes. Can I have your eyes? And I say, no, but your children can. And Americans. It sounds a bit creepy saying.

[Jace]

I've never heard him say that.

[Josh]

Saying it in front of another man.

[Jace]

I'm gonna throw.

[Jase Robertson]

Bit creepy. A great pickup line.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, I never want to get a great pickup line. Or is that a great pickup line? If I've Got your approval, that's all.

[Phil Robertson]

That.

[Jase Robertson]

My son in law, he said the same thing. He met my daughter. Y. His line was, hey, will you have my babies?

[Josh]

Respect.

[Jace]

What's your best pickup line?

[Jase Robertson]

S. You did four.

[Phil Robertson]

I'mma win this.

[Martin]

What's your best pickup sign? Jace wants to know what's your best pickup?

[Josh]

What's your best pickup line, sir?

[Martin]

I don't steal mine.

[Josh]

I'm ready.

[Jase Robertson]

That would be. That would be. Hey, let's get on the dance floor and let's see what kind of moves you got, girl.

[Jace]

Straight to the point. I like it.

[Jase Robertson]

Straight to the point.

[Josh]

I like that, though.

[Phil Robertson]

Are y' all young single men? Just traveling.

[Si Robertson]

America.

[Josh]

We're both in a relationship, cuz.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I would.

[Phil Robertson]

This ain't going to help you. Then.

[Jase Robertson]

Back in my day, okay, I was at the club and this.

[Phil Robertson]

At the club.

[Josh]

That's weird. You said it. S. That's. I was at the club. Crazy.

[Martin]

It was the dance hall back.

[Jase Robertson]

Pulled out one of these.

[Jace]

They came running over.

[Jase Robertson]

Anyway, this woman. Okay. Who was finer than wine. Yeah, okay, that's good. Was running all of the gentlemen off of the floor till she come up here and asked me to dance. And then, look, hey, for the rest of the night, the only two people dancing was me and her.

[Josh]

Tell them.

[Jase Robertson]

Cause, hey, we kicked the doors off the windows out. And hey, we put on a show.

[Josh]

Oh, I bet you did.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. We did.

[Josh]

Yeah. Have you got the moves? Were you a dancer back in the day?

[Jase Robertson]

I could have done it back in.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

I'm not very good dancer. Us Brits can't dance.

[Jase Robertson]

What do you got in the legacy box?

[Phil Robertson]

All your legacies?

[Si Robertson]

Whatever you want. You can put anything you want to that you need digitized in your legacy box. Look, let me tell you about what legacy box is. Look, everybody's got that old closet full of pictures collecting dust. Get that stuff digitized where you can watch it any time you want to. And look, you got Father's day coming up. Now your dad wants his old stuff. That's just true. Now that I'm a dad, I want my old stuff. My kids go in there messing with my old stuff, I get madder than if they mess with my new stuff because I can go replace my new stuff. I can't replace my old stuff. Well, Legacy Box's spring cleaning sale. You can check digitizing your memories off your to do list and protect them forever for only $9 a tape. Look, Legacy box is the simple, affordable, they've thought of everything solution for preserving Your past. Just load up your Legacy box with old tapes, film, photos, whatever you got, send it in and get everything back digitized on the cloud ready to watch and share from anywhere. And our favorite part, everything is digitized by hand right here in the usa. I liked it so much. I took all of our old duck hunting stuff, all our old Duckman feel films, all the old footage and they are steadily turning that into digital stuff so you'll actually be able to see that stuff that we weren't ever able to share prior to this because of our friends at Legacy Box and they're. They ride out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. It says usa but I know where they're at. We send a Chattanooga, Tennessee. That's a cool place. They send you a box with some labels you take, you go in there, you peel the label off, you put it on what you want it done. It's a little barcode. Then you put that back in the box, you seal the box up, up, you put a shipping label on it and you send it out the door. It is that simple. You don't have to do nothing. You ain't got to fill out nothing. They do it all for you. Makes it super simple. And it's great. Like it's, it's full quality. Everything's there. Check protecting your memories off your spring cleaning. To do list with Legacy Box, visit legacybox.comduck to shop their nine dollar tape sale and get 90 days free access to Legacy Box Cloud. That's legacybox.comduck to unlock this incredible offer.

[Josh]

Anyway, I don't want to let you get away with saying your best pickup line. Then we're going to go to Josh here.

[Phil Robertson]

My name's not Josh. I told you that a long time ago. Cuz everybody else name was Josh. You know what?

[Josh]

I thought a guy named Josh wouldn't have a Rolex. So what is your name? That's actually took me by surprise because I would have a Rolex if all Josh had a Rolexes. So please tell me your name. What is it?

[Phil Robertson]

He's more hung up on my watch than you are.

[Josh]

Oh yeah? Yeah. This is unbelievable.

[Phil Robertson]

So what British people in their jewelry?

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

He's like a person from West Monroe can do this.

[Josh]

We have money, we have class systems. We're like really poor, you know, so we can't afford it.

[Phil Robertson]

So I'm related to the King but.

[Josh]

Really, actually I think that's true.

[Phil Robertson]

If you go back. Yeah. No, if you go back.

[Josh]

Yeah. Everyone's related to the King back then. Inbred back Then, wasn't it? Everyone was related.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know how it works. I'm an American now.

[Josh]

Yeah. So can I get your name actual?

[Phil Robertson]

John David.

[Josh]

John David or Josh.

[Phil Robertson]

Whichever one you want.

[Josh]

I call you Josh. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

He was amazed that everybody in the room's name was Josh. I was like, josh, good to meet you. And I just left it.

[Martin]

John David. John Phillips.

[Josh]

Up.

[Martin]

John Silas.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We're all John John down here.

[Phil Robertson]

That's actually kind of true.

[Josh]

Okay, fair enough.

[Phil Robertson]

Philip used to be. Philip used to. You ever seen the movies with the rollerbladers dancing?

[Jace]

What, like the wooden floors and.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. That's what he did to get women fat.

[Jase Robertson]

Boy, he moves pretty good.

[Jace]

Strong roller skates.

[Josh]

He's catching straights.

[Phil Robertson]

They've never seen a fat person before.

[Josh]

They're from crazy.

[Martin]

Hang around there.

[Josh]

Is this what they look like? His toes are, like, bulging out his sandals. It's amazing. Get him in a museum now. I'm joking.

[Martin]

Come help me.

[Josh]

It's a great beard. Joking.

[Martin]

It's a great beard. I met. I met the girl. I met the girl that I married in an aerobics class. She was the teacher.

[Josh]

Of course you did. Yeah.

[Martin]

And so that's.

[Phil Robertson]

That's.

[Martin]

I mean, I didn't have any great lines.

[Josh]

You still do aerobics now, or.

[Martin]

You look at me. What do you think?

[Josh]

That's what I was implying.

[Jace]

Staring you up.

[Josh]

I took you down and do stuff. Road there. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm playing.

[Martin]

No, no, no, no. John. What are you.

[Phil Robertson]

Picking up women. So you know mine. I've told it many times. You walk up to the girl, you say, hey, you want to go get a pizza and make out?

[Jace]

Wow.

[Martin]

It's either yes or no.

[Josh]

I thought you was going to come with something a little bit better than that.

[Phil Robertson]

No. They never say yes.

[Josh]

There's layers.

[Phil Robertson]

There's layers to this.

[Jase Robertson]

I always.

[Phil Robertson]

They always go, huh?

[Martin]

I always ask, what kind.

[Jase Robertson]

Are we going to eat the pizza first or we going to make out now?

[Phil Robertson]

They just. They normally say no. And then you just say you don't like pizza.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Then they laugh. Next thing they know, they're at a Pizza Hut and they don't know how they got.

[Josh]

And that's why he's got a Rolex.

[Phil Robertson]

Come on, baby. Hey, hey. Right there. Three kids later, baby. My man. It works.

[Josh]

My man.

[Phil Robertson]

How old are y' all? I can't tell how old British gets.

[Martin]

Let's get.

[Phil Robertson]

Y' all are kind of like.

[Martin]

What do you.

[Josh]

What you say?

[Martin]

I don't know anything on how old these guys are. Jason.

[Josh]

Gosh.

[Phil Robertson]

They're both in a relationship.

[Jase Robertson]

24.

[Martin]

24.

[Jase Robertson]

And he is Jason.

[Martin]

22. I'm gonna say 26. 25.

[Josh]

What are you saying? Sigh for Jace.

[Jace]

He's already said it. 22.

[Josh]

22.

[Phil Robertson]

No. 30. 32, 29. You can never tell British people.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jace]

31.

[Si Robertson]

30.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Fine wine, baby.

[Josh]

But I've had the hair transplant to make me look younger. I was losing my hair. Went to Turke fixed, add some more years, you know, take them off.

[Jace]

You don't want to add more, do you?

[Josh]

Yeah, true.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know how serious you are.

[Josh]

No, no. One million percent.

[Phil Robertson]

I bet you went to Turkey.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Phil Robertson]

To get more hair.

[Josh]

Yes, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. You're like, yeah, that's what I did.

[Jace]

Just buy it.

[Josh]

This is a common thing among men. I know why you guys are wearing hats.

[Jace]

Oh, no.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Respect.

[Josh]

You got me.

[Martin]

Hold on, J.D.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, do it.

[Jace]

That's it.

[Josh]

Do we. Are you hat fish watching? Let's take a look. I'll get you, my man. You're you. Okay, okay. Listen, I went to Turkey. Mine was going. Mine was go win.

[Phil Robertson]

How old are you? Yeah, well, we're 30. How old were you when you got Turkey transplant hair? Is it your hair?

[Josh]

No. So what they do is they take 3, 000 hairs from the back of your head because you never lose hair from the back of your head and they put it all in the front so you've got a hairline for life. Yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh]

I don't have the head shape.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't?

[Josh]

My head is like a mushroom. It goes out. So if I. Okay, I can't go bald. It won't look good. Side. Rocking it, rocking it. You know what I mean? Everyone looks good. Good head shape. I haven't. I've got that European blockhead, you know, and it just doesn't work. Yeah, okay. Who said Minecraft?

[Jase Robertson]

You did.

[Josh]

Yeah, that. Yeah. That's violation. But yeah, the hair's sorted. Hairline for life. Now I'm going to fool the kids.

[Si Robertson]

The kids.

[Phil Robertson]

What happens if that falls out?

[Josh]

It won't.

[Phil Robertson]

How do you know?

[Josh]

No, I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what I always said. Well, wait a minute. It's falling out. You know, all you gonna do is put it back and that's gonna fall.

[Josh]

You put it back. Well, I've got a girlfriend now. She's got to live with it, you know. So if it falls out, deal with it.

[Martin]

That's right.

[Josh]

You know? Yeah. So it's fine. Well, hey, man, listen, guys, don't be ashamed if you're losing the hairline. Get yourself to Turkey.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, you may put it in with the girl.

[Phil Robertson]

We go to Mexico for our weird procedures.

[Si Robertson]

True.

[Phil Robertson]

Why don't they do that in England?

[Josh]

Oh, they do. But if you go to Turkey, it's like, five times cheaper, and I got it for free. Social media, this is.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man. Turkey is the Mexico of Europe. That is what we've learned.

[Josh]

No, it actually is. Genuinely.

[Phil Robertson]

I just learned that. Do they have chips and salsa?

[Josh]

What, in Turkey?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I. I think it's an Arab country. I think it's more.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Have y' all been to Mexico?

[Josh]

No. What's the border? Border. And everyone was like, that's not the one you want to go to. New Mexico border.

[Phil Robertson]

Very different. Is it the New Mexico border or the border between New Mexico and Mexico?

[Josh]

The border between New Mexico and Mexico.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. That's different.

[Josh]

And they said, if you go there, you're going to die. So we said, let's go there. We always say content.

[Martin]

We got to the border and then they came. And then they came to Shreveport.

[Phil Robertson]

To be fair, I don't know where you were in more danger. Turkey, Shreveport, or the border of Mexico.

[Josh]

Listen, we love Shreveport. Same for the camera. We love Shreveport. We love Shreveport.

[Martin]

There are some great places in Shreveport.

[Josh]

Genuinely, though, we want to give Shreveport another go. Because I feel like people from Shreveport are a little bit angry, but we might give it another go.

[Phil Robertson]

I got your back. Shreveport sucks.

[Josh]

Anyways, no comment.

[Jace]

Why is your manager calling me now?

[Josh]

Yeah, what's going on, guys? No comment.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, trust me. There's like, three people in Shreveport with an iPhone. Nobody saw that.

[Josh]

Okay, okay.

[Jace]

How do you turn this thing off?

[Phil Robertson]

I hate Shreveport and everything I have. I'm just surprised you could drive through there to get to here.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

How terrible was that road?

[Josh]

Listen, this is beautiful interior in here. I love the tears on the wall. I like it. It's, like, modern.

[Phil Robertson]

They're also going bald. We're sending them to Turkey later.

[Josh]

Send them to Turkey. There we go. Give the deers a mullet. Let's go.

[Phil Robertson]

We gotta end this because we're going off.

[Josh]

It's been a ride, guys.

[Phil Robertson]

We. We do end every one with the Bible verse. And I was told y' all brought one yourselves.

[Josh]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Phil Robertson]

Let's hear.

[Josh]

Yeah, okay. Let me.

[Phil Robertson]

Let's hear the.

[Josh]

I don't need.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't need a Bible.

[Josh]

Are you ready? Here we go. My favorite verse out the whole Bible. There's a lot. Romans 8, 11. The same power that raised Christ from the dead lives in you. But when you really deep that it blows your mind.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. If we went. If we went full theology on that.

[Josh]

If you let Cy go on that another hour on the podcast.

[Martin]

That's right.

[Josh]

I love it. I love it. And thank you for the. The your guys, you know, preach. I like it.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, thank you for joining us today. It's been fun.

[Martin]

Absolutely. Where can we find you guys at if people are wanting to follow y' all?

[Jace]

So we're just Josh and Jace. Jace with an S, not with a C. Everywhere. Like Instagram, Facebook. Tick tock.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. Go check them out. I've recently found them due to their Shreveport mischievousness. And it.

[Martin]

Me too.

[Phil Robertson]

It brought joy to my heart to see somebody in a motel in Shreveport panicking. It's a fun time. They're great guys.

[Martin]

Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

Brothers in Christ from a long way away.

[Josh]

But you know, and remember, sell worms, you get a Rolex. All the best.

[Jace]

That's the name of the podcast, isn't it?

[Martin]

That's the name of the episode.

[Phil Robertson]

Sat.