Uncle Si Unveils His New Teeth & a Bigger Grin

Summary

Duck Call Room – “Uncle Si Unveils His New Teeth & a Bigger Grin”

Podcast Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Release Date: October 28, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode revolves around Uncle Si’s long-awaited dental transformation: new teeth, a new smile, and, as always, plenty of laughs. The crew recounts Si’s journey from dental neglect to state-of-the-art dental implants, with plenty of stories about the procedure, recovery, eating with new teeth, and the shenanigans along the way. Fans get updates on Si’s now-famous teeth, hear about his recovery (including the effect on his iconic voice and singing), and catch some hilarious tangents about hunting, family, and Southern life. The episode wraps with heart, as the crew connects with a young fan fighting cancer and calls Si’s dentist for a candid Q&A.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Si's Dental Makeover: The Offer and the Decision

• The Email from Innovative Dental:
  • The team shares how Si was contacted out of the blue with an offer from Kara at Innovative Dental in Missouri to give him a new smile, recognizing his role as "America's uncle."
  • Justin initially thought it was a prank:

    “The first thing I said was, this can’t be real.” – John-David Owen [04:41]

• Phil Encourages Si:
  • Phil Robertson's honest advice prompted Si to consider it:

    “He said, quit being snaggle puss… go ahead and put some teeth in your head.” – Si [04:57]

• Si’s Reluctance:
  • Si didn’t see the need, saying,

    “I’m not searching for anything. I’m not chasing the women… what do I want to do, be buried with these teeth?” – Si [05:27]

• What Convinced Si:
  • Si admits the “gorgeous” dental team and their glowing reviews swayed his decision:

    “Hey, there is a… bunch of gorgeous women. And his team all have beautiful teeth.” – Si [07:53]

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2. The Surgery and Aftermath

• The Procedure:
  • In Missouri, Si underwent a several-hour procedure under IV sedation. He had only 13 teeth left, all extracted, followed by the installation of 24 permanent implants (“screwed down” in sets).

  • “It took from there less than two hours… that's pulling… I got 13 teeth.” – Si [08:56]

• Modern Dentistry:
  • The group expresses fascination with dental technology:

    “It used to be you just pop them in and pop them out… these are permanent.” – Justin Martin [12:44]

• Si’s Recovery and New Experience:
  • Si describes learning to eat again with his new teeth:

    “Eating is a whole new series ‘cause I’m having to learn how to eat again... with teeth.” – Si [03:48]

  • He mostly ate Jello, applesauce, and protein shakes post-surgery, avoiding corn on the cob for now.
• A Changed Voice:
  • The team notices Si’s voice has changed due to the new teeth:

    “His voice sounds different, which is what’s crazy.” – Justin Martin [02:29]
    “His singing voice is different.” – Phillip McMillan [02:36]

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3. Tall Tales and Tooth Fairy Jokes

• Old Teeth Saved:
  • Si kept his extracted teeth for the “tooth fairy.”

    “I saved all my old teeth. I’m waiting on the tooth fairy to show up with some serious cash.” – Si [13:32]

• Absurd Ideas:
  • Discussion on sewing teeth into dolls or putting them in taxidermy, leading to many horror movie jokes:

    “That’s way more disturbing than this is Hard Night… That’s a horror movie. I’m telling you.” – Si [14:11]
    “It would be funny to open one of those deer’s mouths, though, and it'd be Si's teeth.” – Justin Martin [16:06]

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4. Dental Hygiene, Tea Stains & Duck Hunting

• Teeth Maintenance:
  • Si’s new teeth are promised to be stain-resistant—even to his legendary tea habit:

    “Doc said… he held up his glass that had a bunch of teeth in it… this is tea… we made this material [so] you’ll never have to put any white down them.” – Si [25:45]

• Old Habits Die Hard:
  • Si still washes his tea cup only every 7 or 8 days:

    “Yeah, Martin always… you can’t even see through the plastic. And I said, yeah, I wash it every seven or eight days.” – Si [26:16]

• Comparing Tooth Counts:
  • The team tries to count their teeth, confirming 32 as standard—unless wisdom teeth have been removed.
• Hunting Tales:
  • Classic hunting and bathroom stories pop up, including an infamous Phil Robertson aroma anecdote.

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5. Fan Connection: The Call with Hunter

• Hunter’s Story:
  • The hosts call Hunter, a fan diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer. Si leads a prayer for him, offering comfort and encouragement.

  • “God’s got your six. That’s a military term… He’s got your back, buddy.” – Si [47:02]

• Hunter Turns the Tables:
  • When asked if he’s got any questions for Si, Hunter responds:

    “You know, not really.” – Hunter [47:18]

  • Lightens the mood as the team goofs about Kentucky/Tennessee loyalties.

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6. Dentist Q&A: Dr. Olson Joins the Show

• Doc’s Perspective:
  • Dr. Olson expresses how helping Si was a career highlight:

    “It was the honor of my lifetime… giving you a little bit more to share. You’re such an enthusiastic, value-driven, [with] a larger than life personality, and now your smile can really match all of that.” – Dr. Olson [50:24]

• Aftercare and Next Steps:
  • Si can eat anything “as long as you can cut it with a plastic fork.” He’ll continue to adjust, but whistling, eating, and singing will all come back—maybe even improved!
• “Watts to Freedom” Moment:
  • Doc took Si for a spin in his Hummer EV, triggering “WTF” mode (Watts to Freedom) and sending Si flying back in his seat.
• Future Gatherings:
  • The dental team is coming to Louisiana for a crawfish boil hosted by Si.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Si on being chased by women:

  “I’m not searching for anything. I’m not chasing the women. So... Hey.” [05:29]

• On folkiness and Si’s new smile:

  “I wonder if the new smile is going to make you lose a little of your folksy.” – Justin Martin [05:44]

• Si on his eating habits:

  “Eating is a whole new series ‘cause I’m having to learn how to eat again...with teeth.” [03:48]

• Praise for Dr. Olson:

  “Thank you for my smile back. I didn’t realize how bad it was until they put the photos up.” – Si [50:11] “It was the honor of my lifetime… your smile can really match all of that.” – Dr. Olson [50:24]

• Justin on the changes:

  “There’s a joy about—not that you didn’t ever have joy—but you can tell that this actually changed you for the better.” [23:32]

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Important Timestamps and Segments

• Opening Banter (00:00–00:34)
• Si’s New Teeth Announcement (00:53–01:51)
• Recovery, Eating, and Voice Changes (01:52–03:48)
• Origin of Dental Offer and Phil’s Advice (04:04–05:51)
• Dentistry Technology & Implant Discussion (08:33–12:56)
• Tooth Fairy and Old Teeth (13:07–14:11)
• Hygiene, Stains, and Teeth Care (25:45–27:08)
• Dental Pain Stories & Anesthesia (35:07–36:44)
• Hunter Fan Call & Prayer (44:34–48:13)
• Chat with Dr. Olson (49:03–53:27)
• Closing Reflections and Proverbs (53:35–54:05)

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Tone & Style

True to form, the Duck Call Room crew mix Southern charm, irreverent humor, warmth, and candid self-reflection. Storytelling is mischievous but heartfelt, with plenty of ribbing and colorful tangents. Si’s new journey with teeth is both a running joke and genuinely celebrated as a transformation for “America’s uncle.”

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Conclusion

This episode centers on Uncle Si’s dental transformation, but it’s not just about new teeth—it’s about embracing change, poking fun at yourself, and finding joy in everyday moments. With classic banter, heartfelt fan interaction, and new tales to tell, the Duck Call Room keeps fans laughing and feeling right at home.

Transcript

[A]

Foreign. Go to Luckenbach, Texas.

[B]

That was.

[C]

You can now carry your. You can now get your duck stamp. Easier than, say, I got no teeth, man.

[A]

Hold on. That was a beautiful little country voice you had there, Phil.

[C]

Well, they got a new tooth.

[D]

Hey, now, I know I'm missing one.

[A]

The dentistry episode.

[C]

Martin, are we good leaders?

[A]

Lead us there, sir.

[C]

Well, welcome back to the duck call room, everybody. It is a lovely fall day here in Louisiana and a big episode. It's a big episode because Brian Kelly got fired, baby. Oh, wait, no, we're talking about something else. Never mind. That's just me as an LSU fan talking.

[A]

We can't go down the football road. The state of Louisiana.

[C]

I think I. Well, I think you can with Brian Kelly, but, you know, get rid of. Go back to the Irish man, like. But you don't ever celebrate somebody getting fired. But he gone. But you know who else? You know what else got gone? Size old teeth. Just like Brian Kelly.

[B]

The old is gone, the new is here.

[C]

Smile, baby size. Looking great. Look at Steve Harvey, man. Look at him. Come on down.

[A]

They look good.

[C]

Next contestant on the Ought to Look Good.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

They look good.

[A]

Why, they ought to look good.

[C]

How was it?

[B]

The pain I went through?

[A]

Is that what your black eye came from?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, that's when Christine saw him the.

[D]

First time when he got popped himself.

[C]

There was a stranger.

[B]

I really went six rounds of Mike Tyson and I knocked him out to six.

[A]

Okay, that's good.

[C]

Let me check your ear. You may have to go get that fixed.

[A]

That's why I got them headphones here.

[D]

Missing.

[B]

No, I hear good, boys.

[C]

How you feel?

[B]

Pretty good.

[C]

Pretty good.

[B]

I only had a little one time. A little bit of pain, and I got appeal for that. And everything's been good.

[C]

Everything's been good. What are you eating? You ate corn on the cob yet?

[B]

Oh, I've been drinking protein shakes. Jello applesauce.

[A]

You got to wait a minute.

[C]

Mashed taters?

[B]

No.

[C]

You ain't got them yet.

[B]

I ain't even got to. The mashed potato.

[D]

Any tomato juice?

[C]

Huh?

[D]

Tomato juice.

[B]

Oh, that's what I got to get. New her. Hey, that. That. That might get quicker. All right, I need to break out my. Oh, boy. Mr. And Mrs. T's.

[D]

Yeah, you forgot about.

[C]

As a guy who has sat here almost 500 times and listen to this. His voice sounds different, which is what's crazy.

[B]

It does.

[D]

Hey, his singing voice is different.

[B]

I was. No, no, I was wondering about that. Yeah, that was going to affect that.

[A]

Well, there's A lot more stuff for the sound waves to, you know.

[B]

Oh, well.

[A]

So come on.

[C]

Yeah, I can't wait till you get well enough. I want to see if you can blow a duck call anymore.

[D]

Oh, he can.

[C]

You got used to the air escaping places right now.

[B]

I couldn't. I couldn't.

[C]

Yeah. No, that's why I said, you got to get better. Yeah, that's.

[A]

I can't wait for your first apple.

[C]

What are you looking for? Is there any been any food you've avoided eating because of what you had? No. Nothing.

[B]

No. Christian the other night, I said, I said, I said, hey, we got in the ice cream in a pint. She said, she didn't say that. She said, well, later she come back and she had found one of my sticks in there and cut it in little pieces, bite sized pieces. Well, look at it. Just put your mouth and let it melt. Well, I ain't gonna do that. That was too slow. So I just started piling in and it was fun chasing it around and crunching. On the. On the Chocolate Eating is a whole new series because I'm having to learn how to eat again.

[A]

With teeth.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, with teeth. I got it. You know, used to. I knew where to put it. Put it on the wall.

[C]

Now I can put it anywhere.

[B]

Yeah. Now I'm going to put it anywhere and chase it. Crunch it all over.

[C]

Just run around all willy nilly in there.

[D]

Let me do a recap for you.

[A]

At what point did y' all get the matching hats?

[D]

This is from Innovative Dental, when we.

[A]

Went there, smiling, hats on.

[D]

But it started off, you know, Si gets tons of emails and I read, I'll share some with him and some I won't. But this was an email that said, hey, this is who we are. Innovative Dental. It was Kara, and she said, we talked with Dr. Olson and we would love to give Cy his smile back as much as he's done for America. He's America's uncle. Everybody loves him. We love his faith, and this is real. Give us a call. The first thing I said was, this can't be real.

[B]

Yeah, this is a prank. Yeah.

[D]

Now, but Si said, here's what I want you to do, because my brother told me I need to throw a few teeth in.

[B]

This is what's so wild about.

[D]

You know, Phil told him that on the Unashamed podcast.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And so, yeah, I mean, I checked him out and.

[B]

No, no, Martha, he did say that. I'm like you, because this is the crazy part about. We're on the. On the Same podcast, doing it. And Phil said, sigh. And I said, what? He said, you got the money? He said, quit being snaggle puss. You know, he said, go ahead and get off some of that gas and put some teeth in your head. So I told him, I said, Phil, I'm 77 years old. You know, hey, I don't. I'm not going to waste a bunch of money. I said, I've got everything I need.

[C]

Yeah. What do I want to do? Be buried with these teeth?

[B]

Yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not searching for anything. I'm not chasing the women. So. Hey.

[C]

Oh, they chase you even without the teeth. Yeah.

[B]

You know, so that, that's what was so funny. And I don't remember how long before.

[C]

I wonder if the new smile is going to make you lose a little of your folksy.

[B]

Well, the only thing that's going to kick it up, I said, I start getting proposals again.

[A]

Oh, well, here we go, ladies out there then.

[C]

The next black eye you're going to get is going to be for real.

[B]

Yeah. It will be from the redhead.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, that would. That he called her a cougar when she was on here. That might be what that black he.

[C]

There you go, look. Oh, that's awesome.

[B]

Older. Older women like younger man. Go.

[C]

Older women like younger man. But boy, you in a bind. Your playing field, April. Yeah. Got a lot. Unless you talking about somebody's 80. Want a 78 year old.

[B]

I mean, man, Lord, don't rule it out, boys.

[A]

Okay, so you get.

[C]

I just got so tickled thinking about Phil with his brutal honesty.

[B]

No, no. Yeah.

[C]

Why don't you throw a few teeth in there? Like you can go down there to doll and get one.

[D]

And then he did the facial expression.

[C]

Yeah, he said, you know that little grinding thing he did?

[B]

So this was just a cold email.

[D]

So. Yeah, it was just email that came to us. And then so I called, talked with them and I went back to sign. I said, hey, this is real. These guys are the real deal. And, And y' all know, because we looked them up and they got five star reviews and incredible. And they love psy and they're. They're. They're crazy, just like Zach.

[A]

Hold on. I mean, they might.

[D]

We found the right people.

[A]

They might also love you because I, I got a bunch of pictures to show today, but the first one I got is just Phil and all the.

[D]

Hey, well, Dr. Megan, blonde haired lady is Kara. She's the one that set it all up for us. And then beside her is Dr. Megan. Which. Dr. Megan's dad, Mark, watches our podcast, so. Hey, Mark, your daughter's incredible. Dr. Megan there. And then there's so many staff that are working with Dr. Olson. Dr. Megan had a lot of work to do.

[A]

They needed to call in an extra set of hands.

[C]

I tell you what, that is a proof positive. You want to go there? Because they all have a great smile.

[D]

They do.

[C]

You look at.

[D]

Look at them.

[C]

That's always the problem. Like, you go to a dentist office and you're like, yeah, I don't know.

[B]

Hey. There was two things that got my attention and really was why I done it.

[C]

Well, I can think of one.

[B]

Number one is that, hey, there is a. His team is a bunch of gorgeous women.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Look. And his team.

[C]

Wherever did you get that from?

[B]

Yeah. His team all have beautiful teeth.

[C]

Oh, yeah, they do. Their smiles are fantastic. I give them that.

[B]

Here's how I describe our meeting. Insanity shows up.

[C]

That's you.

[B]

That's me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And then I'm a magnet, because everything that draws to me is sanity. And that's his team because Dr. O is a mad scientist. Okay, okay, look. But here's what's. So here's what's.

[A]

I got other pictures.

[B]

No, no, here's what's so fantastic about him from start to finish.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

When Dr. Woody took over, and I call him Dr. Woody Woodpecker because he's a nut, too. Okay.

[C]

I thought he was. Anyway, I went all.

[B]

He took over and started.

[C]

I'm at a different stage of life.

[B]

Hooking me up for the iv. It took from there less than two hours.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's pulling. Like. I think I got. I think I got 13 teeth. I had 13 teeth.

[C]

That's all you had left? Yeah.

[B]

You know, here's. Here's.

[D]

I can taste on the back.

[B]

A normal adult human being has 32 teeth.

[C]

You keep them.

[D]

No, listen. So on the way there, I says, philip, how many teeth does a normal person have? I said, I don't know. So we asked Siri, and it's 32.

[A]

32.

[C]

Yeah. So.

[D]

And then he says, I ain't got but 12. And he's.

[C]

He's like, well, congratulations, you found one. Look you always want.

[D]

And then he said, philip, count yours, so you can tell me how many you have. So I'm going down the road, driving, trying to count my teeth. I said, I think I got 27 or 28. He's like, yep, yep, yep. That's what I thought, y'.

[B]

All. So I had lost 20 just to yo. Hey, whatever reason.

[C]

Which is the exact number of cigarettes in a pack.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, there's 20 in the pack. Oh, you lost 20 teeth.

[B]

That I. That's. I want a year.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For the world's going places.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Get new teeth. You can get your duck stamp online.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Just go to duck stamp.com, get your duck stamp, just ride up to Missouri, get you a whole new.

[B]

And you don't have to worry about the game war.

[A]

I don't think the world could pull.

[B]

Your phone up, say, here it is.

[D]

I can't take.

[C]

It's so easy.

[B]

For those that use phones.

[A]

You can order a pizza straight from your phone.

[C]

You can, look, it's 20, 25. You can order pizzas from your phone. You can get a brand new smile like that over the weekend and it doesn't mess with you. Or even cooler, you can buy your duck stamp the same exact way, order it online. It's right there to your phone. You put it in your wallet, on your phone, and then you're good. You don't have to worry about. You don't have to keep up with one. You don't have to worry about it getting wet. You don't have to worry about losing it. Don't. It doesn't even matter if you got service or not because once you put it in your wallet, it is always there. Thanks to Duck Stamp.com, we're not wasting time standing in line or making emergency runs to the post office. All the things look, a couple of clicks and boom. The duck stamp showed up right in your Apple wallet. It's legit, it's legal. Doesn't matter what kind of smartphone you have. It'll go straight into the wallet of all of them. Getting a digital duck stamp is so easy. S even has one and he doesn't have a phone.

[A]

That's pretty impressive.

[D]

That's easy.

[C]

That is easy. Don't wait till opening morning and get caught without it. Knock it out right now from your pocket and you're set for the season. Get legal, help the ducks, and make your mama proud. Duckstamp.com Duck. That's Duck Stamp.com.

[B]

Duck. But this is pretty wild, okay, because look, I think he put in 16 posts.

[D]

Six up top and six on the bottom.

[B]

Yeah, I know. No, he put in 12. He said, well, I probably had to put in a few more on the top.

[A]

I only have 30.

[B]

Well, anyway, he does this, y'. All. So, you know, during the whole thing, I'm unconscious. So look, when I'm there, when they bring the teeth in. You know, I'm awake and you know. So the girls put in the first set.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, so that is. You screw them down, Put him in place. Well, he was going to do the second.

[C]

You know, I don't want to glass over that. That's how this works. They just screw. I have no idea. So like they. Well, he said they screwed them on there. Yeah.

[B]

They actually put in 24. Well on top, 12 on bottom, but they do it. And I think he said, I don't remember. I. But anyway, they go in and sets.

[C]

Okay. So like three teeth on a deal that they. Okay.

[B]

You know, tighten down and then everything's worked.

[C]

I got you.

[B]

Well, it was pretty. Actually cool. Really.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To do it.

[C]

No, it's. It's fascinating really, because I mean, it.

[A]

Used to be technology, man.

[C]

Well, it used to be you just pop them in and pop them out. Right. Like dentures and all that. Which, you know, according to the people, these are permanent. That's what I'm saying. The people that I grew up with that had dentures. Hate.

[B]

It was. It was.

[C]

It was to keep them in their mouth. Right. Yeah.

[D]

Coming.

[B]

My wife.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

She just took her. Takes hers out at night, put in bowl.

[C]

Yeah. To rinse all the jobs off. Yeah.

[B]

Close it next morning, get up, pop back in.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Here's the most important thing we got left to do.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Me and the tooth fairy have got to have a serious.

[D]

Oh, yeah. This is what. This is the surprise that I was going to let y' all know about.

[A]

Do we get.

[B]

Say I didn't tell you $5 ain't even in this, son. You got to come up with some serious cash.

[C]

For what?

[D]

On the way back, he sack out, says, look, I saved all my old teeth.

[C]

Oh, thank you, Jesus.

[D]

And he did. He. He's got them. He didn't bring them today.

[B]

I'm waiting on the tooth fairy to show up with some serious.

[D]

Johnny. You got a picture of them?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No. I got a question. So you brought in something, right, that somebody made? Yes, Phil. We've got size old teeth.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Can we send them to him and get a pre dental work side made?

[A]

I. No, thank you. You know, they do that. They save like their kids teeth and put them in bears. Like teddy bears.

[B]

Put them in a teddy bear.

[A]

I'm not even joking. I'll look it up in a second.

[B]

This is hard.

[C]

That's way more disturbing than this is hard night.

[B]

Like we talked somebody's teeth in a bear. A teddy bear. That's the next movie that's coming out.

[A]

I'm not Toothy Bear. I'm telling you.

[B]

Smile.

[C]

Where do you put them? In his smile?

[A]

In its mouth?

[B]

Yeah. Hey, Smokey. I can see the next movie. Smokey the goes wild and ate out all the humans.

[D]

He takes Psy Robertson's old teeth.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. That is kind of a slasher preview voice. The skills you don't know you got, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Apparently that one, you just put them in a pocket.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, that's ridiculous.

[C]

But you got. You got your old teeth.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Hey, I do have a report from the tooth fairy recently.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

Well, Carter had a procedure.

[B]

He's like the government. He shut down, too.

[A]

No, he's still. He's still Archie. I don't really know how it works, but Carter had this weird tooth behind his teeth. It's just like a little pointy thing. And they took it out the other day. Carter had a whole snake fang in his. In the top of his mouth. Look at that thing.

[C]

That's a canine. That's like a. That. Now, a bear could use that tooth.

[B]

No, he's. Hey. Carter was fixed to turn into a vampire.

[A]

Look at that thing. We got a lot of teeth to. Well, I've messed this photo up.

[C]

Yeah? What'd you do?

[A]

I was trying to zoom. I mean, it was huge. It was like an inch long.

[D]

That looks like the toothpaste.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

See, Dr. Megan pulled out of mine.

[A]

We kept that one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Tooth fairy was very generous. More generous than normal on that one.

[C]

That's incredible.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, parents are sewing their children's teeth into dolls. We can do that with.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I'll tell you, it's a horror movie. I'm telling you.

[A]

You wanted to do that with size two.

[B]

Hey, that's a horror movie.

[C]

Well, I wanted to make a little sigh. I didn't want to make Teletubby on.

[A]

I didn't want to make my nightmares.

[C]

I mean, I've been out at bars and seen that. I don't want to live with it.

[D]

Like, that looks great. That's terrible.

[A]

That's weird.

[C]

It would be funny to open one of those deer's mouth, though, and it'd be sized to eat.

[A]

Oh, that's a good idea. We'll take it to Magoo. Taxidermy was a.

[B]

Two front teeth missing.

[C]

That's wild.

[D]

You know, the weirdest thing on the ride home was is that Sai did not talk at all. I mean, because, you know, he's recovering. Oh, I'M just not used to psy. Just the whole time he usually. He's talking, he's singing, there's songs going on.

[C]

I'm not gonna lie. When y' all sent that picture in the group.

[D]

Oh, here we go. Look at this.

[C]

When y' all sent that picture, I said, well, that second one's AI.

[A]

I thought it was.

[C]

I thought it. I thought it was like, this is what you're going to look like.

[A]

I thought that was. But then I noticed the hat.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I said, well, maybe that's their hat that they sell at Innovative Dental.

[C]

No, I don't think they sell it. I bet you get that with the.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't realize.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

How. What your teeth goes to.

[C]

Oh, I do, buddy.

[A]

We got a before and after picture teeth, if you're willing to look at that. Yours have been through some stuff.

[D]

Wow, look how pretty those are down there.

[A]

Your teeth have been through some things.

[C]

We got Steve, we got Scott, we got. I mean, look at there. Yeah. Christine holding him like a bass. Yeah.

[D]

Christine like, hey, give me that.

[C]

Christine up there thumbing him like a big old largemouth bass. Just like. Here, let me hold you.

[B]

Hey, look what I called today.

[D]

She's like, look at my teeth. Look at my new teeth I got on. I love it. That's what attracted her to you, is the smile. Yeah, the dimples, the smile.

[B]

Doc said it. He said. He said, I've got a new one for you. That's. What's that? I said. He said, for a while, you're going to be silent. And I said, yeah, but it's still got sign it.

[C]

But eventually you're going to be silent.

[B]

But, hey, yeah, but wait, or we'll talk. All these anesthesiologies, all this junk wears all. And I'll be solid. All right. You know, I'll be running my mouth like always.

[C]

So where was it? Where'd y'. All. Where? Yeah, I went to Missouri, Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Where. Where at? Missouri. I mean, I. You ain't got to get what is.

[D]

I'm just St. Louis.

[C]

St. Louis?

[D]

Yeah. I mean, it was whatever. Yeah.

[C]

But I'm just spring.

[A]

Are you here when we pulled the place up? No, but you know those buildings you walk up to and you're like, we might not belong here.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

I mean, it's fast.

[D]

It's nice.

[C]

Now, I was just trying to, in my mind, picture however long of a ride that is with Sibyl. Quiet.

[D]

Oh, it was like. That is seven and a half hours.

[C]

That's What?

[D]

That's almost eight hours.

[B]

And it's so weird.

[D]

He's not saying nothing.

[B]

Yeah. And Doc said that he said you're going to be silent for a while.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, can you imagine riding with him that long, not talking.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. What I bet the only thing he said was, I got to take a leak.

[D]

He didn't say that, but I turned yacht rock on. And. Seriously, because he's out of it anyway.

[B]

But, hey, this is a reminder for Dr. Oh, write your book.

[D]

Oh, yeah. He said he's got an incredible story.

[B]

The story. Here's how he become a cosmetic giant in dentistry.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. It's cool.

[C]

Oh, man. That's wild.

[A]

As in Springfield.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's Springfield.

[D]

Yeah. Innovative Dental and general.

[A]

They haven't put you up.

[B]

That's the building right there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's out in the middle of a field.

[D]

Oh, there it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't look like it.

[C]

Yeah, you don't. You don't end up.

[A]

Which I hadn't been to my dentist.

[C]

Well, you. You don't end up there unless you're supposed to be there.

[D]

That's. Yeah, that's nice.

[C]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

Nice place.

[B]

I can't believe. I can't believe I ever doubted having it done.

[D]

Really.

[B]

Well, that's the. Seeing the picture.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Look at that grief.

[C]

That's pure joy in that. That one with eight. Like, that's cool, man.

[D]

And look, everybody we saw. Even though.

[C]

And this coming from a guy who I can assure you folks at home, you're listening. This in general, could care less about any of this kind of stuff.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Right.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And he's telling you right now, if you need to go get it, that's. That's a big deal. Because this guy. Well, no, y' all have seen him. He don't care.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[B]

So that's why. Hey. That's why I told Phil. Why would I do that?

[C]

Yeah. So the fact.

[B]

But now that I've looked at it.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

I'll tell you why you should do it.

[C]

Yeah. The fact.

[B]

Look like Dracula junk I got in my face. Good grief.

[D]

But everybody, everybody.

[C]

That's the greatest testimonial you can ever.

[A]

You rode, though. You rode those originals hard, though.

[C]

They had a tough road. I mean, they're world travelers, you know?

[B]

I'm just saying.

[D]

And they're for sale. Apparently. I's got them in his pocket.

[C]

Yeah. They're on open market, ladies and gentlemen.

[A]

The bidding will start at $1,000.

[B]

Well, no, no, because. Hey, the first thing I did. Hey, yeah. Before I. I cut off a half inch of mustache where Christine could see them.

[C]

Oh. Just to take your pictures.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hold on. Your mustache is very trim to d.

[C]

But now we got to get a haircut, right?

[B]

That's it. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

All right. I got. Let me.

[C]

Now we going.

[B]

Are we going to the joint?

[A]

I bet you I can get. I got a haircut next Wednesday if you want to come with. But I bet you we could get them to come here that way.

[B]

Hunter, tell them to come here with.

[C]

Here. Oh, man, that's a full blown maker haircut and a.

[B]

And a beard trim.

[A]

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[D]

I'm taking it now? Yeah.

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[D]

Right.

[C]

The fact that, well, eating's got to.

[A]

Just be way more fun.

[C]

Well, he don't. He don't know yet.

[B]

Well, no. Yes, I do too, because I'm having a fun learning how to re eat.

[C]

Yeah, it's wild. He can put it anywhere.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And bite. And bite it down and crush it.

[C]

Yeah. He gonna be back to eating ice now.

[D]

So we stopped by Dairy Queen on the way back because he loves Dairy Queen.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

He said, hey, give me a strawberry shake.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I walked in again.

[B]

I told him, I told him when he was. He went in, I said, hey, tell him to chop the strawberries up. Y' all have had a dental procedure. Chop strawberries up smaller.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, they told him, no, we're not gonna chop the smaller.

[D]

Yeah, no, he's all.

[C]

He's off Dairy Queen.

[B]

Well, no, no, no, I'm not.

[D]

Well, stop.

[B]

We stopped at the wrong one. We was close, but it was the wrong one. Because when we went through town.

[D]

He's right.

[B]

Oh, there's the good. There's the one that.

[C]

There's the good dairy corn.

[B]

Yeah, there's the one that. No, no, there's the one that was. Gave me the best strawberry malt I've ever had. It said Monticello. Monticello?

[A]

Yeah, Monticello, Arkansas. The Dairy Queen there.

[B]

It's got the best ice cream there is in the world, people.

[C]

I drive by that one a lot.

[A]

Well, you're going to have to stop.

[B]

You need to stop in there and get them.

[C]

I drive by that, I drive by that one a lot.

[B]

Sucker has got the best strawberry malt in the.

[D]

So I came back out, I said, sigh. They can't, they can't just take the strawberries out and shred them up any smaller. You know, blend them up. But they can take the strawberries out and just put like the Syrup? Yeah, the syrup stuff in there.

[B]

I said, no, put strawberries in it.

[D]

Yeah. He said, I'll eat it some way.

[B]

I'll eat it somehow.

[D]

And he just.

[A]

And it was the best one he ever had.

[C]

Go Tigers.

[A]

What in the world? Si's got teeth. We're scheduling haircuts, size, the Six Million Dollar Man. We're growing into mature adults, everybody. I'm proud of every one of us.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

I love it. Yeah. I was amazed when I saw my teeth is how bad life is on teeth.

[A]

That picture was pretty rough. The before picture.

[B]

It was. Yeah, it's rough.

[C]

I can't wait to see what your 2 gallons of tea a day does to. We gonna really test them.

[B]

No, no, no, Doc. Before we started, Doc said, all right. He held up his glass that had a bunch of teeth in it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No. And he said, this is tea. And he said, that material that them teeth there are made out of. He said, you said, your. Your cup gets real stained real bad. I said, it does. I said, martin, always. You wash that thing every once in a while. He says, you can't even see through the plastic. And I said, yeah, I wash it every seven or eight days.

[A]

You stain.

[B]

But anyway, he said, stainless steel. We're going to leave these teeth in this for six months. And he said, what do you think? Is it going to be stained when it comes out of here? I said, it'll probably be stained. He said, I'm betting it won't. He said, because we made this material them teeth are made out of, you'll never have to put any white down them. They'll be as white as they are the day I put them in.

[D]

Never stained.

[B]

Never stained. You only wash your men, Doc. Wager going on here?

[C]

Yeah, I got. I just got lots of questions.

[A]

Yep, go for them.

[C]

I don't know which one's the most important dishwasher.

[A]

You got one?

[C]

Yeah. How is your teacup on the same bathing schedule as Phil Robertson?

[B]

Not even close.

[C]

Well, I mean, that sounds like once a week, whether it needs.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. Because I'm season. That's 60 days.

[C]

Well, yeah, I mean.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

He didn't. Hey, the. The order was do not wash my hunt clothes. Biscay.

[C]

I'm not worried about his clothes. I'm worried about him.

[B]

Well, yeah, but. Hey. Well, I don't know that. I don't. Yeah. I didn't live.

[C]

Well, that was that time that he, you know, he went to take a leak. This is one of my favorite ones.

[D]

Was he musty oh, man.

[C]

And I was like, golly, Phil, what have you been drinking, man? Like, what kind of tea like that is the most vile smelling urine? Have you been like, where are we at on the cruciferous vegetables like asparagus?

[B]

What is your diet?

[C]

Where are we at? And he was like, I don't smell anything. I was like, well, buddy, I'm sorry.

[B]

That's why, look, that's why his dog could crap in his boat and he sit down beside it and he wouldn't even know unless somebody said, hey, you dog crapped it. He wouldn't even know it. Now I understand why he could do what he could do. He didn't have. He didn't have a smell.

[C]

Yeah, Phil. Phil was nose blind before. Nose blind.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But he did say he. The next day when we went duck hunt, he said, he pulled me inside. He said, martin, you remember you talking about my pee yesterday? Stinging. I was like, I do. Are you okay? You know, and he said, that wasn't my pee you smelled. That was a me. He said, I got home. That was my p. He said, I got home and disrobed. And I said, oh, that's a little loud. He said, so if I. He said, he said, if I have to this morning, you won't smell that. And I was like, well, good, Phil. I'm glad we. We found.

[B]

Yeah. That we cleaned up a little bit.

[C]

Glad. That's one of them Deal. It's. Yeah. You'll just never forget it.

[B]

Yeah. You don't want to sit downwind.

[C]

We were sitting in the elmhole scaffold when this all went down.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And he leaned up just far enough in front of his yellow hydraulic fluid bucket to get. Get. Get his tally whacker out the blind to take a leak. And I was like, oh, that stinks. What is that? Yeah.

[A]

Why does asparagus do that, though?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I love.

[C]

You're the one with a computer. We could find out. But yeah, asparagus too much. It does make you tt stink.

[A]

It's awful.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. But you know, that's. Wow. Every seven or eight days we wash a cup.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why do you.

[C]

Question. Do you brush him things? Oh, I mean, I guess.

[B]

Do you.

[C]

You brush them like any other teeth? I mean, I guess all that stuff gets a stinking too, huh? I don't know. I mean, you got to brush your tongue.

[B]

Brush them and.

[A]

Water hose. You got to get one of them. Water hose.

[B]

Oh, I got a water pick.

[D]

A water pick.

[A]

Yeah, I got one of those.

[C]

Yeah. A Mouth bidet.

[B]

I gotta play fireball.

[D]

A mouth bidet.

[C]

I mess what it is.

[A]

Everything you clean should get water involved.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Even your cup.

[C]

I want to hit that cup with it.

[A]

But it's occasional. Do you think that adds to the flavor?

[B]

No.

[A]

Then why are we not washing it?

[B]

Mainly I use Ain't ever empty.

[A]

It's like a Waffle House.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There's no time to clean.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It ain't ever empty.

[A]

That's a good.

[C]

I will say this. Having just traveled with him, he totes that same one through the airport everywhere we go.

[B]

Yep. Before I get on the plat, I'll throw the ice away.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And says, put this in your bag.

[C]

Put this in your bag.

[B]

Puts it in the bag.

[C]

Martin, give me my cup.

[B]

Then whenever we get to an airport, he can find tea. Yeah, he finds it and I put it.

[D]

Sometimes we don't find good tea.

[C]

No size out on bottled tea.

[D]

But, yeah, he hates it.

[C]

Two thumbs up on the tea from Buffalo Wild Wings in the Atlanta airport. Apparently he drank all that. Yeah.

[B]

Hard to find good tea, though.

[C]

It is.

[D]

Especially in the air.

[B]

Most of the time they don't put enough tea tea bags in it to make it tea.

[C]

Well, that's because. Well, most time they don't even put tea bags in it in the airport.

[B]

They just give it a little mess. Yeah. And that's artificial coloring.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No. Which is no good.

[C]

Trashy.

[D]

How are the wings from Wingstop? Wingstop that you got in the airport now?

[C]

That's Buffalo Wild wing.

[D]

Oh, Buffalo Wild Wings things.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Wait, that's all right.

[A]

Oh, this is pre teeth.

[C]

Yeah. This was like.

[A]

I have to start at saying stories are pre or post teeth.

[D]

Yeah, post teeth.

[C]

BT so they took.

[A]

You only had 13 teeth left.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And now how many. And they took all those out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you were toothless there for a minute.

[B]

Yeah. I ain't got a. I didn't have a tooth in my head. And then they put back 24. Well, I think it's just like that movie. That's good trait.

[C]

Are you still eight short?

[A]

I'm apparently.

[C]

If you.

[A]

I just tried to count my teeth.

[C]

Which is one of the hardest. 32 with your wisdom teeth.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That is what. So if you had. If you have him removed like I did.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

You're at 28.

[A]

Okay, then I haven't the right amount of teeth.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[A]

I was just terrified.

[C]

Yeah. I was curious on that. I didn't know if that 32 counted them or not. That was a fun time. I was one of them guys that the wisdom teeth didn't give me a problem till later in life as a grown adult, basically. That crap hurt.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

Oh, it hurt. I tried to go duck hunting the next day. Bad call. That shotgun went off. And you don't. I mean, I was like, well, it's my teeth. I'll be fine. You don't really. I never took into consideration that your cheek is on the shotgun.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And when that thing went off, I said, oh, no, I have. I have messed up.

[B]

Bad call.

[C]

I have. I have messed up. I was like. I sat down in the blind. I said, y' all boys kill them. I'm done, man. I. I'm out. Okay? I can't do this. And in fact, I'd appreciate if y' all could do this quickly and get me out of here. This is. This is zero fun. Just in time for the holidays, MyPillow is excited to announce they're having their biggest three in one sale ever.

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[C]

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We pretty much got it all.

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We got the slippers. I've been recovering in a robe.

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[A]

Did you go to the dentist? Often in life, just so.

[B]

No. I would say no.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'd have them clean.

[C]

I couldn't tell you the last time.

[B]

Well, I. I had them cleaned when? You know, once a year.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

May I skip a year and have them clean?

[C]

Well, I just got tired. Every time I went there, something was wrong.

[D]

I was like, yeah, are they gonna find something?

[C]

Yeah, I think I was like, you know, what if I just don't go? I ain't got to deal with this, man.

[A]

I show up in emergency zones.

[B]

Yeah, well, no, no, because most people have bad situation with dentists.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Because mine was. Had a toothache once. The dentist, he said, well, you got a cavity, so, okay, let me give you deadening, and then I'll fix it. And, you know, well, he deadened it and didn't wait long enough. And look, hey, as soon as he started grinding, you know, I. I had a hole to a 220 line. Just.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, so me and Dennis now.

[C]

Yeah, I'm with. I like the being put under part that you had.

[B]

Yeah, well, Stone. Stone always goes with laughing gas.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, turn me into a clown where I'm laughing all the time.

[C]

Yeah, I would like.

[B]

Well, I never want to laughing, guys.

[D]

Yeah. That doesn't work as good as what you had.

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah, not at all.

[C]

Give me an IV with some versa.

[D]

That's right. That's what Dr. Woody did.

[C]

Yeah, I had a little versed in it. Yeah.

[D]

Hooked him up.

[B]

The only thing about this, though, it takes longer.

[C]

What takes longer?

[B]

The getting clear of it.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Anesthesia sucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In the grand scheme of things, like.

[B]

Because I wonder about that you're not actually dead in the teeth before he pulled it or just what was I.V.

[D]

Oh, yeah, probably both. You got the I.V. and then he probably started deadening some stuff.

[B]

Nerves, because I don't know.

[D]

That's what I'm guessing.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they put something.

[B]

I just know since you told them. Since I tell you, I. My tolerance pain is zero. Hey, no pain.

[C]

But look, I can't believe you didn't have any pain when you woke up.

[B]

No, no, that was.

[C]

Seems like it.

[B]

That was the screwy part about this.

[C]

Yeah. Screwy now because I. I got to be honest, I was concerned for. Because I know how your pain is, and I'm like, well, yeah, they can put you under for the procedure and you'll be fine.

[A]

You'll wake up and feel like you took one.

[C]

I mean, like somebody just beat the.

[B]

No, that's proud of me because he Come in probably about, you know, I went to bed like seven.

[D]

Oh, yeah. So I slept a lot.

[B]

And he come in about 10, you know, and he says, you okay? And I said, well, not really. I said, I've got a twinge of pain coming up.

[C]

Yeah, you know.

[B]

And he said, I'll be right back. And when I got, you know, pain tablet, he said, it'll take it about 30 minutes to.

[C]

So do you stay at the place?

[B]

No, I stayed at his house.

[C]

Oh, his house.

[B]

Doc's house.

[D]

And it's beautiful.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I went to the theater and watched movie. The same night we watched the Blind.

[A]

I saw Johnny D. I was like, you watch the blind in the dentist's home movie?

[B]

He's got a theater?

[D]

Yes. And hey, they love the movie. And guess what else Dr. Olson signed up to get? AG1 Dr. O.

[A]

Four fake veneers that might need some work. I'm willing to drive right here. These two are one.

[C]

I got a full set of teeth, but I just want to come see.

[A]

You gotta hang out in your theater.

[B]

What's Doc's car?

[D]

So that is a Hummer. 3. It's really a cool car because.

[A]

So he's doing all right.

[D]

He's doing great.

[B]

On the way Friday.

[D]

Yeah. This is funny. On the way. On the way to the.

[B]

On the way to get surgery.

[C]

Knock a one percenter.

[B]

No, no. He stopped and he said, wait a minute.

[C]

And he's in a target rich environment.

[B]

Have you seen the commercial about the crab walk? Yeah, you know, And I said no, and would pull it up that to the shop, you know. So he. We go around the shop doing the crab walk. But that morning when we went to the shop, he stopped and he said.

[C]

Oh, in the vehicle?

[B]

Yeah, in the vehicle.

[C]

Yeah, it'll do.

[B]

He stopped and he said, hey, you ready? He said, because I'm fixing to slam you back in the seat.

[D]

And this vehicle started easing down.

[B]

Yeah, he said, I'm a lot more lower at first. And he said. He said, are you ready? He said, you're back pulley? And I said, yeah. He said, are you buckling? I said, yeah. I said, why? He said, because I'm fixing slamming in the back seat. Now, this is a battery operated car.

[C]

Electric. Yeah. Hey, Will, run.

[B]

He hits the gas.

[C]

Oh, yes. Electric's direct drive.

[B]

So I thought. I thought I was against the back of the seat. Oh, no, I wasn't, because it was.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. That's what. That's what threw me out of that boat. That's what threw me out of that boat that time was an electric throttle. Because there's no like on a boat.

[B]

There ain't no hesitation.

[C]

I'm used to putting your foot on the gas, and it's slow climb, and you get up.

[D]

No, you're there.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And that thing when that boy kicked her into forward, gone. Like, I mean, we were up and gone. And I was like, that's the way this was.

[B]

Because he had to hit the brake because it wasn't about 300 yards down there. And, I mean, it was there.

[A]

Oh, Dr. O. Yeah.

[C]

He sounds like a guy you hate.

[B]

Oh, no, I'll show you.

[A]

Hey, I think you want to go to his party.

[D]

And Danika was behind us. The one of the ladies that you.

[C]

Need to go to fundraiser. I think Dr. O. A good time. I don't know you, Dr. Oh, him.

[D]

And his whole team are coming here in March.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They're taking a big bus coming here, and we're having a big crawfish bowl size. Throwing a party for them for all that they did for him.

[C]

Yeah, I'm coming. Good Lord willing.

[A]

I'm coming, y'.

[D]

All, come on. Bring your teeth.

[C]

I'm gonna get a free consultation.

[B]

Well, now, they'll do that.

[A]

I'm welcome to it.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Hello, doctor.

[D]

Oh, hey.

[A]

You see anything wrong with these? And would you like us to talk about it on a podcast? I'm not sad, but.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not sad, but I can give you 20 minutes at least. We've done 40 minutes on teeth.

[A]

That's unbelievable.

[C]

The.

[A]

Well, congratulations.

[C]

Yeah, I love it. No, no, I love it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It's gonna be really cool once you get used to all that. Okay. That's gonna be fun.

[B]

Well, I'm having a lot of fun re learning how to eat.

[A]

Yeah, he does sound.

[C]

He sounds different.

[B]

He does.

[C]

What's hilarious like that?

[D]

He sings better when he was singing a little bit.

[A]

Are you.

[D]

Yeah, he does.

[B]

Well, I wondered about that.

[C]

Life is all in a duck call. All about air pressure now he got no leaks, man. He got it. He's got no leaks. You probably. You'd probably be able to play the guitar now. Got your teeth thick. Let it get. That's it.

[D]

One block, it's gone.

[B]

I don't. Hey. Because I just don't think he's gonna allow it. I'm serious.

[C]

That's probably to save your life, you know?

[B]

Well, no, no, because he knows best.

[C]

Yeah. Otherwise you'd be like that boy on her brother where Arthur.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So you sold her the devil.

[A]

Get a random box in the mail. And there is a Phil Robertson, Louisiana Tech action figure in it.

[C]

That's a one of one, baby.

[A]

Yeah, he. He's friends with the. Remember d' Angelo Williams?

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Now. Now I know why they did that. The hair the way they did. Because he had a flat top.

[C]

Yeah. Tied in college.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So he's apparently done a lot of these for different Carolina Panthers in his time. His name's Hank. Hank. We appreciate it. Now Hank gave me direct instructions because he. He wanted to get this to Willie. I might keep it here.

[C]

Hank.

[A]

I'm gonna be Hank.

[C]

If it's all the same to you. We're gonna put him by that Black Panther and call it good.

[D]

There's Phil.

[A]

But it is really cool. And I am gonna get it to.

[C]

Willie or at least him a picture.

[A]

And let him know where steals it from us. But you sent it to me first, so. But I thought that thing was awesome.

[C]

Plus Willie's already got his own action figure. He's got little Willie, so.

[A]

But now we got the pr.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Football variety.

[C]

Now we got Phil chasing a black panther.

[A]

Who's your money on?

[B]

Hey, the only. What we got is, hey, the Panther's going. He's got the post. Right.

[C]

Apparently my money's on Phil, cuz he's immortal.

[B]

Oh yeah. Hey, how's it.

[C]

Phil is currently eternal, so my. My vote is on him. Plus, Phil actually exist.

[B]

Did and you know, go long there, black. They're teammates and I'll hit you, baby. Oh.

[A]

Anyway, I thought that was really cool.

[D]

I wanted.

[C]

Oh, that's awesome.

[A]

Every once in a while we get really cool fan mail. And that one was when I opened it, I said, this thing is sick.

[C]

Yeah, no, that's.

[B]

And it's actually his face is. Is good.

[A]

Yeah, it looks just like.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

Well, I said it when you said, oh, who got us the Phil action figure? I mean, it looked like young Phil when you were taking it out of the box. And I'm 20ft away from.

[A]

It's very impressive.

[C]

Yeah, that is.

[A]

Hank knows what he's doing.

[C]

Good job, Hank. Hank, should we let him talk? Should we commission a side with teeth? Hank, should we. Should we talk about Uncle Sigh?

[A]

I'm too afraid that the old teeth still exist somewhere.

[C]

Oh, they do.

[D]

They're.

[A]

I feel like I need to do a favor and dispose of it.

[C]

No, you need to go bury them next to that Vietnamese dong. Let somebody dig that up one day. So there's a kid, his name's Hunter.

[A]

Does he want to go by Scott?

[C]

Maybe I Don't know.

[D]

Did you meet this Hunter recently?

[C]

No, but Hunter has been here a few times because he's a huge fan. But he has recently been diagnosed with the high grade glioma, which is an extremely aggressive and fast growing form of brain and spinal cord cancer. So he's in Children's Hospital in Knoxville. Rocky Top. Go Balls. And they just asked if perhaps we could give Hunter a call. And for this one, I figured, why not? No, I'm not FaceTime.

[A]

Oh, I thought we were FaceTiming.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

This is Amber.

[C]

Amber, yes. Hey, you got Justin Martin, Uncle Sigh, Johnny d, and Philip McMillan with the duck call room. We're actually calling you while we're recording.

[D]

Hey, Amber.

[B]

Awesome. Hey, let me go ahead and put you guys on speaker real quick. I've got a. A guy here that I think would like to talk to you all.

[C]

All right. Hunter, can you hear us?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, Hunter, you got Martin, Uncle Sa, Johnny D, and Philip McMillan live from the duck call room. How are you, friend?

[B]

I'm doing mighty fine, man. Well, buddy, you fixed to do way better. We're going to go to the Almighty in behalf of you and ask him to intervene and cure you of that little problem you've got. Yes, sir.

[C]

All right, you want to. You want to. You want to pray for himself? We'll let you, sir.

[B]

Father, we like to walk into your throne room and we're lifted, bringing honor with us. Father, we're on our knees and we plead with you to please intervene this young man's life. Take away the cancer that he's got, then make him the mighty warrior in your kingdom that we know he can be. And Father, we ask this through your son and our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.

[C]

Amen. Amen.

[A]

Where are you from, Hunter? This is John David, by the way.

[B]

I'm from Tennessee.

[C]

Tennessee.

[B]

There you go. Go Balls.

[A]

Are you Rocky?

[D]

Go Vandy?

[A]

Yeah, we got to figure out Rocky Top Vandy there.

[C]

Does Vandy really have fans other than Theo Vaughn?

[D]

I'm a Vandy.

[C]

He said neither.

[A]

Neither? MTSU or is he about to blow our mind?

[C]

Kentucky.

[D]

Kentucky.

[B]

Kentucky fan, Bud.

[A]

Basketball.

[C]

Well, Saturday night wasn't very good for y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

And this. This coming from lsu. Tiger fan, so. I feel you.

[B]

I get it.

[C]

Right. The only difference is we made a move, so no. Wow, man. Well, Hunter, we wanted to take this moment just to reach out, say hello, say thank you for all the support, man, and that we will be lifting you up, you know, and I don't. I Don't really know what else to say, but they're. You know, we're going to be lifting you up, man.

[B]

Oh, no, don't worry about it. Hey, God's got your six. That's a military term.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, he's got your back, buddy.

[A]

But while you have this opportunity, you have America's favorite uncle.

[C]

Yeah. You got any questions?

[A]

Is there anything you've ever wanted to ask or tell Sai?

[B]

You know, not really.

[A]

Hunter sounds like a good old country boy from Tennessee, and I like it.

[C]

Yeah. But he roots for Kentucky, so I'm confused. But I will say blue is a better color than orange overall. So.

[B]

I'm not from Tennessee. I'm from Kentucky. Oh, you're from.

[C]

There it is. Okay.

[B]

That's good country. That's where I got my wife.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

Hey, Hunter. Me and sire Kentucky colonels. That's the real deal.

[B]

That's real.

[D]

Honestly, are.

[C]

Well, so y' all are responsible for that terrible fried chicken?

[A]

First off, that fried chicken's not.

[B]

Well, I guess if we're. I guess we are.

[D]

We got plaques on our wall. We're Kentucky colonels.

[A]

11 herbs and spices.

[C]

12.

[A]

Well, hunter, man, hope you have a great day.

[C]

Yeah, man, it was good. Good to chat with you, Hunter. And just keep, keep, keep fighting, man.

[B]

Yep. Love you, brother.

[A]

Also, tune into this episode. Size. Got new teeth.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Lovely.

[A]

It's been a wild ride.

[C]

It just shows you anything can happen. Oh, man. All right, Hunter. Y' all take care, babe. We'll talk soon.

[D]

Side. Dr. Olson said that we could give him a call. You want to talk to him for a couple minutes? All of us. We can ask him some questions.

[C]

This is a phone call. This is one. Okay.

[A]

We can just talk to people.

[D]

This is good.

[C]

So I felt like we're really opening Pandora's box here.

[A]

Oh, I'm nervous.

[C]

I'm. Let y' all handle it.

[A]

I'm. I'm nervous around everything.

[E]

What's going on?

[D]

Hey, Dr. Olson. It is Martin and Johnny D. Me and Psy. We're in the podcast room. And size. Teeth look great.

[E]

How's Cy doing? How you doing, Uncle Si?

[B]

I'm doing good.

[E]

Good, man.

[B]

No pain. Hey, when can I eat something that's, you know, solid?

[E]

Hey, if you. You can eat stuff right now, as long as you can cut it with a plastic fork.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

Yeah, cut it with a fork.

[E]

You need to eat something. You need to eat tons of food, man.

[B]

You need to write your book.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[B]

I'm not going to get off of you on that, the world needs to know that the accountant, okay. Which is a family tradition, went against tradition and become a dentist giant.

[C]

Yeah, well, judging by everything you've said about Dr. O, his accounting skills are pretty solid too.

[A]

We heard you have a nice car, doctor.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

We had a little bit of fun there with Uncle Sai. We did what's called the WTF mode. And he looked at me like, what? And I said, no, it's not what.

[C]

You think it is.

[E]

It's Watts to freedom.

[C]

Yeah, I was gonna go with, whoa, that's fast.

[B]

Yeah, there you go.

[E]

That's another one.

[B]

I like it.

[E]

So it was. Yeah, we'll share the video.

[B]

Hey, look, thank you for my smile back. I didn't realize how bad it was until they put the photos up with my new teeth against my old junk that was in there.

[E]

Yeah, well, man, it's been, it was the honor of my lifetime, to be honest with you, man. I've done a lot of great smiles and nothing to take away from those patients. But like I said to you on, on, on Saturday, I, I, I really mean it. You know, having the opportunity to help America's uncle get his smile back, get healthier and just overall, you know, give you a little bit more, more to, to share.

[B]

Right.

[E]

You, you're such a enthusiastic, value driven, got a larger than life personality, and now your smile can really match all of that. So thanks again for the opportunity.

[B]

I actually learned a lot from you because I've always looked at myself differently. Okay. And when you was telling me why you did this, well, I actually saw a different side of me. Okay. So thank you for that too.

[C]

You bet. Yeah.

[A]

How long till he can whistle?

[E]

Hey, you know what? It's going to be a little different, but he can whistle anytime. Yeah, he'll probably be whistling on accident for a little bit as he gets used to those things.

[B]

They've already said I sound different.

[E]

Yeah, you're going to feel a little different for about, for a while.

[B]

Well, I was wondering, is it going to affect my singing voice?

[E]

Yeah, man, I don't know. It might help you hit those low notes.

[B]

Well, there you go.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that it can hurt it, so to be fair, but I heard he said y' all coming down for a crawfish bowl, which I figured be a pretty good test for his teeth because, you know, that involves corn on the cob and everything else. You know, we'll, we'll all get, we'll all get together on that. Yeah, you May open up a satellite office down here in West Monroe. You never know.

[E]

You never know.

[D]

We could keep him busy, I guarantee you.

[C]

Especially down there where Silas lives. Well, Doc, thanks for. Wait. I'm not gonna say putting a smile back on his face because he's had one, but thanks for building one. Worth looking at. Hey.

[B]

Amen. Amen.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

You did.

[E]

I did you all a favor, huh?

[B]

The truth hurts, but, hey, it's the truth. Oh, you gotta live with it.

[C]

We like to have a good time.

[A]

But if he bites me, I'm sending you the hospital bill because it used not to would have hurt. Oh, yeah, you got him now you.

[C]

Could have got out of.

[E]

The best part was being able to be his nurse. You know, I. I got to sneak into his room at 2 and 6am making sure that he was just doing all right.

[C]

So, hey, time out. You enjoyed that. I have to do that.

[E]

Anyway, he was nurse because he was staying at my house.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Now, how's that? Hey, I had the doc do the surgery. Yeah, and then the doc played nurse with me all night long and drove you there and back. Drove me and hey, sure, far too.

[C]

And you give. You give him way more accolades than you give me or Philip. And we got to do that every weekend. I mean, all we're doing. Try to make sure you make it to the bathroom on time.

[E]

Oh, shoot.

[C]

All right, doc. Well, enjoy the rest of your Monday. You too.

[E]

You guys have a blessed day. Blessed week ahead.

[C]

All right.

[E]

Thank you so much.

[D]

Thanks.

[C]

Bye. Bye.

[A]

I don't know where we go from here, but what an episode.

[C]

We go home.

[B]

Hey, what do you got first?

[A]

I got you one. Proverbs 15:13. A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. Size always had a happy heart.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Now he's just got this. And he always had a real big smile on his face. Now there's just more of it to look at.

[B]

Now there's it's back.

[C]

Now it smiles back, you know. There you go. Thank you all so much. And if you've stuck with us this long, if you feel led, remember our friend Hunter up there in the hospital in Knoxville.

[B]

Lift up Paris Fine boys.

[C]

Him and his whole family. And. Yeah, man, that's a tough one. So, yeah, we love y'. All. Thank y' all so much for listening. And we'll see y' all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.