Uncle Si Wants to Know What Happened to Phil Robertson's Butler

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast

Episode: "Uncle Si Wants to Know What Happened to Phil Robertson's Butler"

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

Date: March 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the classic Duck Commander banter and storytelling that fans love, with Si, Willie, Jase, Phil, and crew exchanging tall tales about hunting misadventures, the quirks of family life, and lessons from faith. Amidst laughter, they discuss legendary beaver dam explosions, the art of duck hunting (and blaming each other for missed shots), wild encounters with buzzards and even ostriches, and dig deep into big-picture faith topics, particularly the implications of Jesus’s power versus that of earthly rulers. As always, stories flow, jabs are exchanged, and Southern wisdom is plentiful.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Blowing up the Beaver Dam (01:07–04:43)

• Epic Experiment: The crew recounts a successful and dramatic demolition of a monstrous beaver dam using 3-inch PVC pipe and dynamite.
  • "We took 3 inch PVC, pulled off a 4 foot section… stuck it into the beaver dam… backed off 100 yards… boom." — John Luke, (02:07)
• Drone in Danger: Jordy’s drone nearly gets hit by shrapnel from the explosion, adding a touch of modern unpredictability to the old-school mayhem.

2. Gas Stations & Bucky’s Obsession (04:43–06:47)

• Bucky’s as “Beaver Dams”: The team riffs about Bucky’s gas stations, likening them to beaver dams that “stop everything that comes by.”
  • "Let me tell you something. A Bucky's is a beaver dam because everything that come by, it stopped." — Willie (04:02)
• Bathroom Gold: The Bucky’s conversation quickly devolves into lively (and hilarious) comparisons of bathroom experiences.
  • "That's one of the best places on planet earth to take a dump." — John Luke (05:56)
  • "It's not a stall. It's a room. Room." — John Luke (06:03)
• Celebrity Factor: Willie and Jase joke about always getting recognized at Bucky’s — and why Jase won’t go inside.

3. Nostalgia: Cap Guns, Candy Cigarettes, and Childhood (07:57–09:50)

• Cap Guns & 80s Toys: Reminiscing about childhood toys, including cap guns and candy cigarettes, and marveling at how some are now banned.
  • "I'm surprised they aren't outlawed them yet. You know, they got rid of those candy cigarettes." — John Luke (08:32)
• Pop Culture Gags: The conversation spins into gum brands, baseball, and the World Baseball Classic, blending Americana and humor.

4. Wildlife Encounters & Hunting Mishaps (10:27–19:47)

• Turkey Hunting vs Store-Bought Birds:
  • Jase shares ambivalence: "You don't care nothing about shooting a turkey." (10:44)
  • On why turkey hunting is dangerous: "The bobcat heard a little pluck, pluck, pluck...here he comes." — Jase (16:34)
• Buzzard (Vulture) Attack Tale:
  • Jase tells a wild story of nearly being vomited on by an angry buzzard after a missed shot.
    • "That sucker chased us and tried to puke on us. He is 150–200 yards high… You could smell it when he was throwing up." — Jase (13:43)
• Fighting a Bird in the Truck: Phil once had a buzzard crash into his truck mid-drive, resulting in an impromptu brawl inside the cab.

5. Animal Attacks and Self-Defense (17:45–20:08)

• Ostrich Attack: The dangers (and unexpected ferocity) of ostriches during rutting season, and why “you never intend to be in an ostrich attack.”
  • "That's a velociraptor." — Phil (19:23)
  • "Let me tell you something. Next thing that thing did was jump up and kick him...knocked him out." — Jase (19:13)
• On Survival Choices: Debating whether it’s worse to get shot by accident or mauled by wildlife while hunting.

6. Faith, Power, and Deep Thoughts (22:29–29:18)

• Jesus vs. the Roman Power Grid: Si’s philosophical tangent about Jesus’s subtle but ultimate power versus the muscle of Rome.
  • "Most Christians don't realize the power that God's children have. We've got Jesus power." — Jase (22:58)
  • "The power grid...when he shows up...shocked the world that he didn't go to the authorities." — Jase (24:53)
  • Phil dubs Jesus’s confrontation with Pilate: "That kind of is the most gangster line in the history of the Bible." (25:35)
• Servant Leadership vs. Dictators:
  • "Before Jesus, there wasn't really any servant leadership, so to speak...they were dictators..." — Willie (28:54)
• Christian Martyrdom & Roman Cruelty:
  • Jase references a film where Roman emperors were driven mad by the serene faces of martyred Christians:
    • "Every time the emperor would walk through all the dead bodies...they all had a big grin on their face...It literally drove him insane." — Jase (29:29)

7. Leadership, Nap Strategies, and Duck Hunting Drama (30:10–34:27)

• Being Number Two is Better: The Robertson men reflect on their preference for supporting roles over raw leadership, especially in hunting and military life.
  • "I don't even want to be mayor." — Phil (30:12)
  • "I was a better soldier. Follower." — Jase (30:33)
• Duck Blind Decision-Making: Sibling squabbles about where to set up in the blind and how “nobody ever listens to Si” — even when he’s right.
  • "How many times they went with Si's recommendation? Big goose egg. Zero." — John Luke (32:38)

8. Tall Tales & Exaggeration (Long Tradition) (36:19–41:39)

• Denials and Boasts: Si jokes that the whole family denies he ever killed or caught anything, despite obvious evidence.
• Exaggerated Injuries & Hunt Stories: Stories grow with every retelling: chainsaw accidents become near-amputations, mild shakes become “almost dying of hypothermia.”
  • "He said, cut his leg off with a chainsaw...He didn't take his leg, but it's a little scratch." — John Luke (40:26)
• On Storytelling:
  • "Hey, he's got his only thing. I'd take advice from Jase Robertson on is the Bible...otherwise, no, there's too much BS involved, because he is a storyteller. One of the...top 10." — Si (40:01)

9. Bible Lessons & Memorable Teaching Moments (43:16–44:43)

• Jase as Bible Teacher: Hilarious, awkward advice to junior high boys:
  • "Y'all look at these women on these screen. Hey, you wouldn't know what to do with her if she popped out of that screen. You'd scream, go—ah!" — Jase recalling Jase’s class (43:16)
• Phil’s Approach: Venereal Disease Fear Factor: Teaching the dangers of promiscuity via rapid-fire STD-awareness.

10. Could BC Phil Outrun Dog the Bounty Hunter? (44:02–45:15)

• A Fan Asks: Could wild, pre-conversion Phil outsmart Dog the Bounty Hunter? Resounding “yes” from the crew.
  • "If Phil needed to get away, he would have sent down the Butler away and he could have never been seen for four months." — Phil (44:57)

11. Outlaws, Outwitting Wardens, and Duck Blind Poker Face (46:51–53:30)

• Evading the Game Warden: Legendary Robertson tactics include hiding underwater (with moss for camouflage) for hours to avoid detection.
  • "We stayed that way till like an hour and a half past dark...just where we can breathe with our nose, the rest of us is underwater. We got moss on top of our head." — Jase (47:10)
• Phil’s Gospel Tactics with Poachers: Phil was forgiving of people caught poaching—unless it was pigs—and used it as a moment to share the gospel (often while holding a shotgun).

12. Closing Reflection & Bible Verse (53:46–54:35)

• Daniel 2:21 (Read by Phil)
  • "He changes times and seasons. He disposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. So ain't nobody in power that God didn't put there. And if they ain't gonna stay there, he gonna get rid of them." — Phil (54:13)
• Thematic Tie-In: The verse reinforces the episode’s theme about the transience of earthly power and the enduring power of faith.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• "Let me tell you something. A Bucky’s is a beaver dam because everything that come by, it stopped." — Willie (04:02)
• "That's one of the best places on planet earth to take a dump." — John Luke (05:56)
• "Most Christians don't realize the power that God's children have. We've got Jesus power." — Jase (22:58)
• "That kind of is the most gangster line in the history of the Bible." — Phil, on Jesus’s response to Pilate (25:35)
• "Before Jesus, there wasn't really any servant leadership, so to speak...they were dictators..." — Willie (28:54)
• "I don't even want to be mayor." — Phil (30:12)
• "Every time the emperor would walk through all the dead bodies...they all had a big grin on their face...It literally drove him insane." — Jase (29:29)
• "We got moss on top of our head, and we stay there. This is in the wintertime when it's cold." — Jase (47:14)
• "He changes times and seasons. He disposes kings and raises up others...So ain't nobody in power that God didn't put there. And if they ain't gonna stay there, he gonna get rid of them." — Phil (54:13)

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Memorable Moments

• Jordy’s drone nearly destroyed by an explosion.
• The “safest public bathroom” debate about Bucky’s.
• Jase’s “buzzard puke attack” story.
• Bobcat and ostrich attack recollections adding to the lore of dangerous wildlife encounters.
• Deep, insightful faith talk—especially on the real meaning of Christian power and leadership.
• Ridiculous exaggerations of injuries and hunting feats—classic Duck Call Room humor.
• Advice for handling run-ins with game wardens: “Don’t give them any information. Like you’re playing poker.” (53:20)

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Important Timestamps

• Beaver Dam Explosion: 01:07 – 04:43
• Bucky's Gas Station and Bathroom Chat: 04:43 – 06:47
• Wildlife Stories and Ostrich Attack: 10:27 – 20:08
• Deep Dive into Faith & Power: 22:29 – 29:18
• Duck Blind and Leadership Squabbles: 30:10 – 34:27
• Tales & Exaggerations: 36:19 – 41:39
• Bible Teaching Stories: 43:16 – 44:43
• Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Phil Discussion: 44:02 – 45:15
• Game Warden Evading Tactics: 46:51 – 53:30
• Closing Bible Verse & Reflection: 53:46 – 54:35

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Summary Takeaway

In classic Duck Call Room style, this episode weaves together outrageous hunting stories, irresistible Southern humor, good-natured ribbing, and surprisingly deep spiritual insights. Wild tales give way to reflections on faith and character, always reminding listeners not to take themselves too seriously—unless it’s about what truly counts. And next time you stop at Bucky’s? Remember: it’s not just the jerky that’ll make your day—it’s the stories you’ll come away with.

Transcript

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[Willie Robertson]

You blew up a beaver dam side or somebody?

[Phil Robertson]

You were asking Stone.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I was at stone. He come over and asked, yeah, you want to go blow up a beaver down with me? I said, no, I'm not really interested. No.

[John Luke Robertson]

That was a sure sign. He's getting old.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I just got slightly worried.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, look, you know, just yeah much.

[Willie Robertson]

If you've seen a thousand explosion. If you've seen a thousand, you've seen the next one right?

[Jase Robertson]

Once. Once you've done it once. Hey, right off the bucket list, boys.

[John Luke Robertson]

There's somebody blowing things up.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I know. If you said, hey, you'll go hunting beaver tonight and pop him in the head. Then I said, well yeah, hey, let's go kill a few.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you got it right side. Way more of a night owl than an early riser.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh yeah, I don't. I fix that now.

[Phil Robertson]

Sunrise ain't for him, boys.

[Willie Robertson]

Only if he's still awake. That's the only time he sees a sunrise. If he's still awake, he ain't trying to get up.

[John Luke Robertson]

It was a monstrosity of beaver dam.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh huge.

[John Luke Robertson]

We took 3 inch PVC, pull off a 4 foot section of it

[Jase Robertson]

panorite and then stuck it into the beaver down.

[John Luke Robertson]

I got in the middle of the beaver down, backed off 100 yards. Put your goggles on. Boom.

[Phil Robertson]

30.

[Jase Robertson]

30.

[Phil Robertson]

And it went big boom. Big Boom.

[Jase Robertson]

Blow it up.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah. It blew a hole from me to you in that thing.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I hope it's three or four beavers. Come out with it with it. Oh, it was all the limbs, but I'd like seen three or four dead.

[John Luke Robertson]

It was a spectacle. Jordy had a drone flying over the top of it. Oh, about 80 foot. And when he was watching the screen, he dirt get out of the way because some shrapnel.

[Jase Robertson]

I scared him.

[John Luke Robertson]

Just came inches from taking that drone out.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, he a little skittish anyway.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, hey, yeah, old Dan has some shrapnel blow by him.

[Willie Robertson]

You know Diana Butler? Yeah, I passed him on my way up here. Well, guns out. Guns out, baby. He on that motorcycle with that one helmet that's too small, but them arms just blaring red, like getting burnt to a crisp.

[Phil Robertson]

When your arms are built like that, you can leave them out for all year long.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah, him on that little bitty motorcycle, though. I just. I'm glad he's still all in one piece.

[John Luke Robertson]

Dan's a good hand now. He's trustworthy.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I grew up with Dan.

[John Luke Robertson]

He's.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he's awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

How old is Dan, y'? All Same age.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm the same age as his little brother. He's three years older than me.

[Willie Robertson]

So he my age. We're both 40 then.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, Dan's pushing 40. Might not be 40 yet, but going

[Jase Robertson]

back to the beavers.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I say unique little animal. Oh, when you eat that. Right. Right down to it, I know.

[Willie Robertson]

You seen his gas station? Oh, hey, I'll tell you what I'm

[Jase Robertson]

talking about, slick now.

[Phil Robertson]

Seen his gas there?

[Jase Robertson]

They can make a dam that will hold water at the level they want it to be at.

[Willie Robertson]

Let me tell you something. A Bucky's is a beaver dam because everything that come by, it stopped.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, look, he's a great character.

[Phil Robertson]

I got gas there a week and a half, two weeks ago, and I was like, it's starting to get, like too much the words out. We gotta.

[Jase Robertson]

We.

[Phil Robertson]

We gotta stop telling people about it.

[John Luke Robertson]

That one at the beach is shoulder to shoulder traffic.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, the one at the beach.

[Willie Robertson]

You can only stop him on him when it's dark.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That's the only time you can even reasonably get in and out of that place. It's gotta be dark outside.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's the only reason my kids want to go to the beach.

[Willie Robertson]

Stop at Buggy, stop at Bucky.

[Phil Robertson]

To be fair, that is the highlight of going to the beach.

[Jase Robertson]

Going to the Base for what? Bucky.

[Phil Robertson]

Gas station.

[John Luke Robertson]

Bucky's.

[Phil Robertson]

You've never been to one.

[Willie Robertson]

He's never been inside.

[Phil Robertson]

I go, bow, we got to take him in.

[Willie Robertson]

And he goes in the parking lot. He just ain't going inside.

[Jase Robertson]

I never go in.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I don't blame you because you're kind of the Bucky's, right? I mean, you probably should call Mr. Bucky.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, he could probably offset your retirement a little bit if you just go in a few of them.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't get recognized a lot of places, but it's pretty well a very high percentage if I go into Bucky.

[Jase Robertson]

That's the reason I don't.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you from Duck Dynasty?

[Willie Robertson]

I'm like, I've never been in one and not taken a picture.

[Jase Robertson]

We were. Me and Philip was on a trip and we've low on gas and we was going to go and get gas in a Bucky.

[Willie Robertson]

Huh.

[Jase Robertson]

And this thing got like 50 stalls.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I got more than that.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And hey, there's lines on all 50 of them.

[Willie Robertson]

I know. They just like chick fil a. They've tricked you into spending money with them and feeling good about it.

[Jase Robertson]

And then Philip said, well, you'll go get something. I said, I ain't going in there to do it.

[Willie Robertson]

Not up in there.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, we would never get served.

[Willie Robertson]

Plus, they ain't got no strawberry malt.

[John Luke Robertson]

I will say this. You in and out quick. They got a system, son. You go in there, get your stuff, get out.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, I just couldn't believe it because there's too many people.

[John Luke Robertson]

And look, that's one of the best places on planet earth to take a dump.

[Phil Robertson]

Amen. I was hoping that's where you got

[Jase Robertson]

your own little clean.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's not a stall. It's a room. Room.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

It's a room that.

[Jase Robertson]

It's a room. You got a whole room?

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

It's private. You could take your lunch in there

[John Luke Robertson]

and there's somebody waiting.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

With cleaning supplies as soon as you get off the pot.

[Jase Robertson]

Why?

[Phil Robertson]

Why is that in America that some of our stall doors have like a 2 inch gap between them and the wall.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Where anybody walks in there, can look, look in there.

[Phil Robertson]

It's weird. And it's like you have to. If you got to take a dump, you got to look, see if somebody's feet.

[Jase Robertson]

They was trying to be cheap.

[Phil Robertson]

Yo, Bucky's is doing it right.

[Jase Robertson]

Put a half a door up.

[Phil Robertson]

It's weird. Have you ever made eye contact through that crack with somebody on the other side.

[John Luke Robertson]

I think there's a lot of jokes here.

[Willie Robertson]

I can't because of what we do.

[Jase Robertson]

I have three people come in and they're looking under the stall. Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

But it's sitting there taking a dump, and they're looking under the stall.

[John Luke Robertson]

I've never had that happen.

[Jase Robertson]

I have.

[Willie Robertson]

I've tie mask.

[Phil Robertson]

I sit like this sometimes just to trick people.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, no, I'm just a joke.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know. I'm in here.

[Willie Robertson]

How in the world they. I've never had to wonder if you're in a bathroom or not. You give a play by play the whole time.

[Jase Robertson]

Dude walked in and he's got some kind of phobia because, hey, next thing I do, I'm looking and I'm looking and he's at my floor level checking out what's in the stall.

[Willie Robertson]

He might have just been seeing what you's made of.

[Phil Robertson]

He saw your socks and said, oh, crap, is that Cy Robertson?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He said, I got to see. I got to see what he's made of, y'.

[Jase Robertson]

All.

[Willie Robertson]

Let's see if Uncle S means what he says. You know, golly, it is weird.

[Phil Robertson]

We need to all go to the BUC EE's all public bathroom.

[Jase Robertson]

I wish I had a cap pistol. You know what?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jase Robertson]

I just stuck it on the thing to pow.

[John Luke Robertson]

A cap gun.

[Willie Robertson]

I ain't heard about a cap gun in a minute.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I used to love.

[Willie Robertson]

They still make them.

[John Luke Robertson]

I love the smell they put out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Phil Robertson]

I still make them.

[Jase Robertson]

I.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I say that.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, do you know if they still make cap guns?

[Phil Robertson]

You can get one off Amazon right now.

[Jase Robertson]

I think they still got them.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, we know.

[Jase Robertson]

I know they have. Because here's the thing. Real good. They make them. They make them too much. Look, they look real.

[Willie Robertson]

Too real.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they make them look too real.

[Phil Robertson]

$8 and 39 cents right there on

[Jase Robertson]

Amazon, which is dangerous.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, it's got the orange thing.

[John Luke Robertson]

I'm surprised they aren't outlawed them yet. You know, they got rid of those candy cigarettes.

[Phil Robertson]

Those were awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, really. Candy cigarettes ain't a thing no more.

[John Luke Robertson]

I think they outlawed that. They outlaw the Big League chew. Remember the Big League chewing tobacco?

[Jase Robertson]

They.

[Willie Robertson]

The gun gone too. What has happened? They still make rain blow that multicolor gumball package, you know, had like 10 of them in the thing. Big dummy gumballs. Those were those. Those were good.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, they got Big League Chew still around.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Still there.

[Phil Robertson]

They even got Aaron Judge on the COVID and Grape well, then they ought

[Willie Robertson]

to call it choke.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, sorry. Thanks for not showing up in the finals, Mr. Judge.

[Phil Robertson]

If you order some, it just never arrives at your home.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, especially when it matters. It'll show up when it doesn't matter. Sorry, Aaron. Who cares? My favorite part of the World Baseball Classic is that the US Beat the Dominican Republic on a controversial call. I'll give it that. But because we have somebody from the Dominican that works at Duck Commander now, so, like, I don't know, anybody from Venezuela to talk trash to, but congratulations, Venezuela, by the way. But no, Luis was just keeping your president. Yeah, we still got him. I don't know if y' all are thankful for that or not, but we'll trade you a trophy anyways. But. So how will you been doing? Nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

Not much.

[Willie Robertson]

Ellen?

[Jase Robertson]

Yep, not much. Watching a lot of tv.

[Willie Robertson]

How's your house coming?

[Jase Robertson]

I need to get. I need to get a report from a woman I ain't been over. Oh, he's wanted her and Leah's. Go check it.

[Willie Robertson]

So for now, you're still Stone's neighbor and Johnny D's neighbor, right beside, I've

[Phil Robertson]

never see you, by the way.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I don't go anywhere.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you're not at home.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, the only place I actually, actually go is here in church for podcast

[Willie Robertson]

church and the church house.

[Jase Robertson]

That's it.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, we're going somewhere next week or what we got next week after next. We're going to Texas.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, to Texas.

[John Luke Robertson]

Getting a helicopter.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, the helicopter.

[Jase Robertson]

Gordon said, hey, we're going to do. You gonna do something else? What's that? He said, go shoot a turkey. I said, I don't care about shooting no turkey.

[Willie Robertson]

You turkey.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't care nothing about shooting a turkey.

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

That's rude. Why? They got him in the store. I mean, much excitement about that.

[John Luke Robertson]

Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it ain't too bad.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, they are talking about she went out of the tree like he used to do.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, now I do that.

[Phil Robertson]

I got to do that.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't care about. I don't care about calling him up there. I slipped in squirrel hunt one day and I looked, looked over and I thought it was just a turkey. So I put the slip on him. I get right up on him and shoot him and he falls. I look and I said, well, he's got a red head, but it ain't right.

[Willie Robertson]

Buzzard, buzzard, you done slicked you a turkey.

[Jase Robertson]

Poulter. I done slipped up on a porcher.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

I met a buddy of mine. He, he's got a 36 inch 12 gauge single barrel goose gun.

[John Luke Robertson]

Goose gun.

[Willie Robertson]

Bolt action.

[Jase Robertson]

Huh?

[Willie Robertson]

No one in bolt action.

[Jase Robertson]

No distance.

[Willie Robertson]

I got one there.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, look. And we shot at a buzzer that come over way high. That sucker chased us and tried to puke on us.

[Willie Robertson]

Because you shot at him, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he shot at him. Didn't kill him. I don't know if he hit him or not, but he shot at him. And when he did, that rascal just started and hey, he is 150200 yards high. Okay. And you could smell it when he was throwing it up. You talking about stink?

[John Luke Robertson]

They were dropping bombs on you, yo.

[Jase Robertson]

Just you talking about. And hey, yo. Somebody asked me when I was telling the story, so why didn't you shoot him? I said, hey, we was too busy running.

[Willie Robertson]

Trying to dodge a piece.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Trying to draw. Dodge vomit. But hey. He just chased us for 30 minutes.

[Phil Robertson]

The buzzard.

[Jase Robertson]

The buzzer chased us for 30 minutes till we finally just went in the woods where he couldn't see us. No. So that's one thing you don't want to do. You either kill him outright or you better not shoot at him. If you shoot at him, he fixed the bomb. You.

[Phil Robertson]

He's slamming the table so hard, stuff's falling off the wall over there.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh. Oh, no. Hey, that was. That was rough. Cause you saw much stink.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, think about what they eat.

[Jase Robertson]

What did that say? I said, that's the thing, I swear. Yo, but you talking about raw.

[Willie Robertson]

I saw a bunch of them on a creek the other day. I was wondering what done got dead and bloated up and floated down.

[Jase Robertson]

That's probably a de. Buzzards.

[Willie Robertson]

A bunch of them, like, 40 pack.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, Phil. Phil was running. There was about 20 of them in the road in a truck. And he was just. He didn't slow down. And hey, guess what? Next thing. Hey. He's fighting the buzzard inside the truck.

[Willie Robertson]

It didn't kill the buzzard.

[Jase Robertson]

No. It busted through the window and then feels. Fighting him. Okay. Trying to, you know, while driving.

[Phil Robertson]

You've heard this.

[Jase Robertson]

He finally killed him.

[Willie Robertson]

They finally got him.

[Phil Robertson]

I would not want to fight Phil Robertson in the front seat of a car.

[Jase Robertson]

But. But.

[Willie Robertson]

And on the flip side, I would not want to fight a buzzard there.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, my family has hit some wild stuff with. With cars.

[Willie Robertson]

Any humans?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well, no, not up. Hey, I come close.

[John Luke Robertson]

They come real close.

[Phil Robertson]

So you don't like turkey hunting?

[Jase Robertson]

No, it's fun.

[Willie Robertson]

They eat good.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, hold on. That's my only problem, though.

[Willie Robertson]

But they're good.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, it is not the. Everybody up here was trying to get me into turkey hunting, swearing up and down by it. And then they killed one and they cooked it up here, and it was just chicken nuggets.

[Willie Robertson]

That's all it is. Yeah, you turn it. You turn it into chick fil.

[Jase Robertson]

A Chicken nuggets. Yeah, but.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I passed two of them to get here, so.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, sometimes it's more fun to spend a couple hundred dollars and kill it and eat it.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, yeah, definitely.

[Willie Robertson]

Just go buy it, you know.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't like doing the whole.

[Jase Robertson]

What? Oh, no, I'm gonna tell you what. No, it's dangerous.

[Phil Robertson]

Why is it dangerous?

[Jase Robertson]

Because I've seen film on TV where they was against a tree, and then the next thing that happened is, hey, the camera's flying one way. The guy sitting against the trees rolling, fighting a bobcat.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's a lot of truth or code.

[Jase Robertson]

I never thought, because, hey, the bobcat heard a little pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck. And hey, here he comes. And hey, he hit that sucker wide open. And hey, the camera went one way, the hunter went the other. The hunter and the bobcat went the other way.

[John Luke Robertson]

Johnny D. You remember TK And Mike? TK And Mike. TK And Mike had a little bit. One of them sit on one side

[Willie Robertson]

of the tree outdoors with TK And

[John Luke Robertson]

Mike, and the other one was on the other side of the tree and he was gobbling, but they thought each other was a turkey.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I like that.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, WW Yeah, it was wild to watch. Okay. Because this was about a. Oh, he ain't talking about. Oh, a minute and a half.

[Phil Robertson]

He's back to the bobcat.

[Jase Robertson]

No, you're watching a guy. Oh, camouflage. With a bobcat on them.

[John Luke Robertson]

And there's been a lot of instances of turkey hunters shooting other turkey hunters thinking they were turkeys.

[Jase Robertson]

Nice.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Now, see that? That's.

[Phil Robertson]

Never thought about that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's more scarier there.

[Willie Robertson]

What, getting shot?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Would you rather. Would you rather get shot?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, because.

[Willie Robertson]

Or attacked by a bobcat.

[Phil Robertson]

Give me the bobcat all day. That's just a big, mean raccoon.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but you liable to survive that one. You may get maimed up or something.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I was sitting on a log, squirrel hunting bobcat one morning, and look, on the other hand. Other ends of the log, and it's

[Willie Robertson]

a bobcat coming at you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey. Get you?

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you get him?

[Jase Robertson]

No, I shot. Shot? No, and it scared him away.

[Phil Robertson]

You'd rather get shot than be attacked by a bomb?

[Willie Robertson]

No, I'm just saying I ain't never really thought about it.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, either one of them is going to be painful.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they both gonna hurt.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they both cor.

[Willie Robertson]

And you ain't gonna see either one of them coming out of thing.

[Jase Robertson]

That's true.

[Phil Robertson]

They are.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm just saying, while hunting. I don't know what you do about that. Man, that's a toughie. I don't sound good enough to trick A human or a bobcat every now. And I can trick a turkey.

[Jase Robertson]

That's like, like guy that actually had to kill a ostrich. Miller, Male, Austria. I was there for that one during the rut, Mike.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, now I was there for that one, Mikey. Oh yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah. Martin saw that man get attacked by an ostrich.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't.

[Jase Robertson]

You're, you're uncle. Your uncle Mac told me that. Hey, one of them wolfed him.

[Phil Robertson]

Max been whooping.

[Jase Robertson]

He got peeing with him and doing something.

[Willie Robertson]

Let me tell you something.

[Jase Robertson]

Next thing that thing did was jump up and kick him and hit him right there in the chest and knocked and knocked him out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh yeah, that's a big old chicken, man.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I believe it.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a velociraptor.

[Jase Robertson]

Their feet, Their feet are huge. They got three big toes.

[Willie Robertson]

Why you think I crawled over the top of my truck to get in it?

[Jase Robertson]

I wondered. Him in his pickup truck.

[Willie Robertson]

It's the same one that hurt that he shot. Yeah, same ostrich. Yeah, he scared me. He whooped him. Yeah, buddy.

[Jase Robertson]

He killed him in self defense.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh yeah,

[Jase Robertson]

right. You said don't shoot my breeding ostrich. Hey, what happened? Got him, got him.

[Willie Robertson]

I had him.

[John Luke Robertson]

That ostrich had one thing on his mind.

[Willie Robertson]

Protect my nest.

[Jase Robertson]

Apparently we got his way. Yeah, yeah. Don't get in his way, man.

[Willie Robertson]

We didn't have no idea though. We didn't go out there that morning intending on that to happen.

[Phil Robertson]

You never intend to be in an ostrich attack, I guess, unless your mom who went in the cage with him.

[Jase Robertson]

Animals and birds during that period, you don't mess with them.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that period?

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, the root.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's when that's in. In, you know, in play. You don't want, you don't want to get. Get involved in it.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know for our listeners how much you can hear, but side the noise maker is on. I guess we took away his bells and bongo. He is.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we filmed that last one and unashamed and said, hey, sit on your hands, cuz we had four mics on one table. So he just making up for lost time, man.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean it is wild. I feel like I'm sitting in an earthquake.

[Willie Robertson]

He over there looking like Mel Gibson on Braveheart, saying freedom and just beating a snot out of everything, man.

[Phil Robertson]

Like I once saw Mel Gibson eat popcorn. And that is a memory never forget, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Look, here's what you don't let an old person do. Don't give him Too much time to think.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, then we're in trouble with you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

That's all you've been doing.

[Jase Robertson]

Yo, I've been in deep thought.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

About.

[Jase Robertson]

And like when I was in. In high school, everything was Simon says, you know, a big. It was big back in the. In the day. Okay, well, I come up with a. Now it ain't Simon says. Let's go with the man.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, the man. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Really thought you were gonna go with slices, Jesus.

[Jase Robertson]

What does Jesus say? Well, I'm on that kick now. Okay, that's your new kick.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, what would Jesus say?

[Phil Robertson]

Why would he do everything?

[Jase Robertson]

Yo, and I, hey, it was all I could stand to listen to Al, Zach, Christian and John Luke. I started just grab the chair and go in there and sit down and get in. Get involved.

[Willie Robertson]

Lord, I wish.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know. Because, hey, I started to. Because they had a good deal going on. I wanted to talk to Al, but I had to come over here and do this because I was going to tell Al. I said, man, it was everything. You took everything in me not to interrupt you.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, he's your neighbor now. You can go talk to him.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, he was in there

[Jase Robertson]

because when I was in there for the first time, I got here an

[Phil Robertson]

hour, we couldn't find side.

[Jase Robertson]

I couldn't find me. They said his trucks here. He's got to be here if I was in there with him.

[Willie Robertson]

You were the live studio audience on.

[Jase Robertson]

They had me as live on.

[Phil Robertson]

What were they talking about?

[Jase Robertson]

They was talking about the Roman government. That Jesus showed up at that time frame zero, which is which one you think about. It is pretty. Pretty amazing. You know, the Romans were in control of everything. And then the power structure was just one individual. The emperor. The emperor.

[Willie Robertson]

And then they had governors.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, and governors under him. What got me, they didn't realize because Zach mentioned something about power. Well, what they don't realize is, hey, most Christians don't realize the power that God's children have. We've got Jesus power,

[Willie Robertson]

man. I gotta tell y', all, I didn't think I'd be on another weight loss

[Jase Robertson]

journey this year after I dropped all

[Willie Robertson]

that weight last year. I got stuck and thought for sure that was the best I was going to do. But, boy, was I wrong. I'm just six weeks in and I'm about £15 down, but that's where the coach is so valuable. How's your knees feeling?

[Jase Robertson]

Perfect.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

So that's why I wanted to talk to Al. I said, because we don't understand really what's at our disposal. You know, the, the scripture is, hey, I can do all things through Christ who strengthened me.

[Willie Robertson]

Philippians 4:13.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. So really, when you think about it, hey, the power grid and it's, it's the wild grid. When he shows up and how he shows up, because you would think the king of king and lord of lords would like. Because it shocked the whole world that he didn't go to none of the authorities, the people so called that had the power grid. He didn't even go to them unless he was taken. And then they did bring him before the power. Jesus told him, hey, if it wasn't for my father, you wouldn't have this power.

[Phil Robertson]

That kind of is the most gangster line in the history of the Bible.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's a good micro.

[Jase Robertson]

See, that's what I'm talking about. You don't understand the average Christian. You don't understand what's at your disposal.

[Willie Robertson]

What do you think they thought when he told them that?

[Jase Robertson]

No, see, that's probably. Well, they probably thought he was insane because, hey, what the emperor told Paul that. Have you lost your mind, Paul? You think you're going to convert me to be a Christian when I'm sitting here and I'm killing them as fast as I can? Most people really don't understand because it was not a kingdom of what they're used to, this kingdom that Christ brought into existence. Yeah, but it'll never, it'll never, you know. No, it's pretty wild when you think of it.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Deep thoughts.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it is. You know, and I'm sitting there talking. Yeah, I should go in there, but

[Willie Robertson]

I'm gonna stay right here.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm having a microphone.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm gonna stay in my lane.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. A little restraint or self control because I'll take over this whole thing.

[Willie Robertson]

My question is, which one would you have knocked out of the way if you pulled up a chair?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, that probably would. Al would probably said, hey, welcome.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I know that. But you'd had.

[Phil Robertson]

If you had.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

You was gonna have to get a chair.

[Phil Robertson]

Whose microphone were you still.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Who you take it.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I will. I don't need a microphone. Hey, I was so fired up. I want to talk loud enough, trust me, without the microphone.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I've heard you in chair.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm serious. When I get fired up, I get loud. I'm not in that instant, you don't. I'm loud and proud, boys. Especially when you talk about the Savior.

[Phil Robertson]

It's a good one to talk about.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, I think I'll drive over, just, you know, for us can talk now about it. Because there was some question I wanted to ask about it, which they had a good study going, though.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. What question you got?

[Jase Robertson]

And I said, well, well, I just,

[Willie Robertson]

you know, I just want to know if we can.

[Jase Robertson]

The first thing I said was I. I said, the Romans thought they had the power.

[Willie Robertson]

As far as they knew they did.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Far as they knew they had it. But hey, in reality.

[Willie Robertson]

But imagine being there, man, like, oh,

[Jase Robertson]

no, no, that's what.

[Willie Robertson]

Because you got all. You got all of it. You got the power, you got the money, you got everything. Here comes this. Here comes this cat.

[Jase Robertson]

No. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Like saying, I do what?

[Jase Robertson]

And look, and the reason, like you asked, what did they think? Well, they didn't know what to do with it.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what I said.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, we got to kill it now. Because they really didn't know what to do with Jesus.

[Willie Robertson]

The Romans didn't have to kill.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. Then there's like the emperor. They were scared he was going to take over his. His. His role.

[Willie Robertson]

Yo. Yeah. Which he could have at any point that he decided to.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He humbled himself.

[Jase Robertson]

Say, that's what they didn't understand about what. You know, it didn't fit their perspective of what he was going to be.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, before Jesus, there wasn't really any servant leadership, so to speak.

[Phil Robertson]

So they were emperors.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. They were dictators. They were whatever name you want to put on.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, dictator is A good name.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Dictators, they called them emperors because I think it seems fancier. But yeah, they just. It was a one. One person's decision. There wasn't. You know, they had a little congress or whatever, but still he outruled them all.

[Jase Robertson]

I actually seen one movie that. That portrayed a lot of the six

[Willie Robertson]

years of Latin so rough.

[Jase Robertson]

Rough stuff that the Romans did to the Christians.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And it. One of the best things of that movie was every time the emperor would walk through all the dead bodies of the Christians, it dry. It drove him insane because they all had a smile in the face and they had just been killed by a lion, you know, and he. When he walked by, they all had a big grin on their face, you know. And in his head, those guy that done the move was great because in his head he could hear him laughing. So it literally drove him insane. Yo, because he.

[Phil Robertson]

Yo, I don't want to be an emperor.

[Jase Robertson]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't even want to be mayor.

[Willie Robertson]

No. I don't want no public office. Well, no, no, not none.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't even like being in charge. I'm a good number two.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Because that. That's.

[Willie Robertson]

You get the Oscar for best supporting actor.

[Jase Robertson]

That was me in the military.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't ever want to be.

[Jase Robertson]

I was a better soldier. Follower.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on. You sitting here all the time and say how you were terrible in the military because you couldn't follow?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, no, no, but I'm serious, you

[Willie Robertson]

know, that really says a lot if he was better at. Than leading.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well, no, no, I want that meeting. Hey. Being honest with myself, I was a better follower.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Because every time I was in charge, they left me in charge. And then when I made the decisions, they all went berserk. You can't do that. And I said, well, hey, here's the deal.

[Willie Robertson]

So I spent his whole career trying to get demoted. Y' all quit giving me this clearance.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right. Putting me in charge when. You know, when I do nice what I'm gonna do. Hey, you're not gonna like it.

[Willie Robertson]

Way harder to get a nap that way.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, way harder.

[Phil Robertson]

Once you. Once you get too important at work,

[Willie Robertson]

you can't take now, then people start looking for you.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, well, no. Cause when you're in charge, you're always the man that you gotta. You gotta be there to be. Give them answers. Yeah, right. Okay. And then here's what's so weird and funny about the whole thing. They don't like the Answers that I give them.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, sure.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, that's like every hunt during four, we went hunting every morning. Cy was in charge of figuring out which blind we needed to go to.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. It was insane.

[John Luke Robertson]

And every. Every blind that he said we should go to, we went to the total opposite.

[Jase Robertson]

Total opposite. And that day that me and Jay Slack had to fight, it was his fault and Phil's fault because I told him, hey, the flight's going to be on. You better go to the lake.

[John Luke Robertson]

But that. That was the highlight of every hunt for me. Was sitting there, listening to him, Phil and Jace arguing about where we should go.

[Jase Robertson]

And I just told him. I told him flat out.

[John Luke Robertson]

And I heard, y' all go do

[Jase Robertson]

what you gonna want to do. I said, but, hey, when. When it's all said and done, you're going to be bad, okay? At me, because, hey, you didn't go where I told you.

[John Luke Robertson]

I heard that argument thousands of times. And you know how many times they went with size recommendation, big go say zero again.

[Jase Robertson]

How many times it would they screw up? Oh, quite often. Okay. Because if they listen to me what I told them, if I said, hey, Mose, decoys over here a little to the left. If they'd have done, it would have killed.

[John Luke Robertson]

That was also every morning. So anything, I would put the decoys out.

[Phil Robertson]

So you don't make a great follower.

[Jase Robertson]

No. So, hey, they don't like my. If when I make a decision, they don't like it. Okay? Yeah, they never have. Nobody does.

[Phil Robertson]

But you can make a decision.

[Jase Robertson]

But I can make the decision.

[John Luke Robertson]

I put the decoys out. He say, moving them decoys 10 yards over there.

[Jase Robertson]

But, hey, but for them, I know why they do what they do, okay? When Jason put out a decoy, most of them going to be on their end.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's because we want them to die, okay?

[Jase Robertson]

So they want to shoot them. Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Cause, hey, now, you gonna miss.

[Jase Robertson]

Nah, I miss. Nothing gets out my end, son. Nothing. That's like feeling them saying, hey, I don't ever flare ducks. Well, that's a bunch of. You know what? Okay. Cause they flare ducks. Cause they're the only ones that's got an open porch, okay? Everybody else has got a brush pile in top of. On top of it.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, it is.

[Jase Robertson]

Yours truly.

[Phil Robertson]

You're getting fired up.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, I love it. That's why, you know, I loved hunting with them, because, hey, for someone that has done it for 50 years, you would think they would, you know, use common sense and be careful what they say. But now they ain't careful. They just blurted out, and I kill them every time they do it.

[John Luke Robertson]

I finally figured out Phil was like. He was stoking that fire all the time. He had that poker out, stoking that fire. He loved it.

[Jase Robertson]

He loved it. Like, when I think about that, when he said that Phil like to poke the bear.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, he loved it.

[Phil Robertson]

That's because he knew he was.

[Jase Robertson]

He knew I would respond. Okay, yeah, yeah. You poke this bear, you going to get a cry out. Coming, son.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

You reflect, think, and deepen your faith. Reading it, you step inside the story and hear the witness and ultimately experience Easter like never before. It's hard to find a favorite point of the death of Jesus Christ besides when he was raised from the grave. But on page 71, he's here in this beautiful drawing between two thieves, and he says, today you will be with me in paradise. And that, to me, that gives me chills thinking about that guy right there. And so they've captured every moment of the story of Easter, which is unbelievable.

[Willie Robertson]

That's awesome. Look, this one's worth checking out, y'.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I've had that all my life, y'. All. According to them, according to the whole Robertson family, okay? Including my brothers. I've never killed anything, and I've never caught anything.

[Willie Robertson]

No. Not once. Huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Not one. Okay? I'm talking about zero.

[Willie Robertson]

You show kill a lot when you come with me.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, well, hey, like your stone. Every time I talk about his stone, laughs at, hey, yeah. No. So they said, dad, you didn't kill the thing? And I said, wait a minute. I said, hold it. I said, all of y', all, especially I pointed feel. I suspected you. You're educated. I said, yo, you already Know better.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, okay. And I said, let me give y' all a little scientific information here. I said, jason, what. What have you got in your shotgun? Oh, here we go.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, what kind of joke with the chokes?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And he said, extra, full extreme.

[Willie Robertson]

And I said, extra, extra. Read all about it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And I said, how many ducks fail out of that bunch? Oh, all 25 of them fail. I said, well, I got news for you. You may, but I doubt it. You may have crippled one.

[Phil Robertson]

You may have crippled.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, you may have crippled one.

[Phil Robertson]

He probably shot.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, but hey, when multiples fall, I said, you can look to the right of you down here in the middle and hey, if you ask who killed them, I will simply raise my hand for you so you know who did, okay? Because hey, when multiples fall, I've got an open bore. So when I pull up and shoot three times, I've covered about a six foot barn door. And when I did it, the ducks were bunched up. And most of the three shots are right in the middle of them ducks that are bunched up. I said, that's why, hey, the first three shots 17 fail. And guess who shot the first three times.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, man, you shot three times before anybody else pulled the chair.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, before they. I. Hey, if you run the film back, you'll hear it. Boom, boom, boom.

[Phil Robertson]

Slow motion.

[Jase Robertson]

I've seen three shots and hey, 17 fail. And then, hey, they kill seven because that's all was left. My 17 failed and it wasn't but 25.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm on your side in this whole argument.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hey, I used to. I've only. It was. That's why I enjoyed hunting when I duck. Enjoyed the dialogue when I duck hunter

[Phil Robertson]

with you and Stone that one time there was no ducks to be seen. And then that poor crow fell, flew over inside, had enough. He said, no, y. And it was far away.

[Jase Robertson]

That happened down there on Honey Break too. And then him and him and Stone. Jason and Stone tried the next morning down there on the lake. They shot a box of shells apiece. It could kill a crow.

[John Luke Robertson]

I can confirm that story is not true.

[Jase Robertson]

That's bull.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, they shot him. They shot a bunch of them.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't remember who told me that, but they said Jason and stone both shot 25 times trying to kill a crow. Like you did the other day down in Honey Break.

[John Luke Robertson]

We got plenty of around here storytellers.

[Phil Robertson]

And he's the king.

[John Luke Robertson]

Got a bunch of. I love it. Yeah, you and you and your nephew.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, he can hold his own. And Storytelling.

[John Luke Robertson]

He is so full of it.

[Jase Robertson]

So he doubt that. Boys. Hey, he's got his only thing. I'd take advice from Jason Robertson on. It's the Bible. Okay. Because he knows what he's talking about there. But otherwise. Otherwise, no, there's too much BS Involved because he is a storyteller. One of the. One of. In the top 10.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah. He's got a Facebook page.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, right.

[John Luke Robertson]

And we called me not too long ago. He said, hey, is Jason okay? What do you mean? He said? Oh, he said, cut his leg off with a chainsaw. And, you know, some. What about some boy dying of hypothermia down there? You know what? That was during the ice storm. W e. Well, Jason put something on his Facebook like he talking about almost cutting his leg off, and he's got a little scratch on his. I mean, he didn't take his leg, but it's a little scratch.

[Jase Robertson]

He was injured.

[John Luke Robertson]

They're talking about old. Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

With a hypothermia.

[John Luke Robertson]

He got. His boot started leaking and he got cold. I mean, he was shaking a little bit, you know, but. But Jason's story, it turned into. He had hypothermia and almost died.

[Jase Robertson]

That's not. Lost some toes.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I heard that.

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't hear that.

[Jase Robertson]

Amputation.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he went through the whole thing. What was that on?

[Phil Robertson]

Had to be on.

[John Luke Robertson]

Understand, Was it. Well, he could take a story and just.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, well, to be fair, that time he came in the honey hole for the Me and Moo thing and then told the story about it on unashamed. Me and my dad sat there and listened to it. We're like. I mean, there's a little. There's. There's a. There's definitely some sci Flair,

[Willie Robertson]

creative license.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, you know what? Yeah. Jason's son, Reed, who's almost. Who's also named Psy, has that same talent.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

That boy is telling his whole life. Hello, wild tales.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Whenever. Whatever. Jace told that story. Because Jace don't have a lot of stories with me, but when he told that one, I was like, well, we're really amping this.

[Jase Robertson]

Ain't no. You just said you got to know how to prime him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

If you get it primed, he'll tell stories. Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

I like it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's like me poking you. If you poke me the wrong way, I'm fixing to bite you.

[Phil Robertson]

I do have a fabulous Jay story from when I was in junior high, though, Whenever he was our Bible teacher, I was thinking about this the other day he was Jace. How old is Jace now?

[Willie Robertson]

56, 54. Yeah, so I was no double nickels. He said last year he was 55 when I turned 40. Our birthday was like a week apart.

[Phil Robertson]

So when Jace was my age, he was out teaching the junior high boys Bible class on Wednesday nights. And he told us. I remember two things vividly from that class. Oh, he said, you need to look at a woman like a doctor does. He sees naked people all day, doesn't bother him at all. And I was like, that seems impossible. And then the line of the century from Jace Robertson to a bunch of 13 and 14 year old boys, he said, I mean y' all looking at these women on these screen. Hey, you wouldn't know what to do with her if she popped out of that scream. You'd scream, go, ah.

[John Luke Robertson]

You remember that? I remember you were in junior high.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's what he told the kids.

[Phil Robertson]

Y' all looking at these women on these screens, y' all wouldn't know what to do with them if they crawled out of that tv. And that was our Bible class. Checks out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

It made me laugh really hard.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah. Better than Phil's lesson to the junior high kids. All the different venereal diseases.

[Phil Robertson]

He had a media.

[Willie Robertson]

He had a way of listing them off pretty quickly. Rapid fire.

[Jase Robertson]

You get them out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Speaking of Phil though, I have a great email.

[Willie Robertson]

Go ahead.

[Phil Robertson]

That I'm actually very curious as to size thoughts. Mike from Nash County, North Carolina, emailed it.

[Jase Robertson]

North Kak, baby. Good country.

[Phil Robertson]

So when Phil was on, he called it BC Phil Robertson. I'm assuming this is when Phil was on the run. So he was Prime Phil Robertson before Jesus. Would he have been able to outsmart Prime Dog the bounty hunter?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Luke Robertson]

All day long, every day. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Because Prime Phil existed in a time where technology wasn't a thing. Like Dog track. A lot of his people with the cell phone. With cell phones and stuff like that. I mean, Even up until 2025, Phil Robertson never had a cell phone.

[Jase Robertson]

So he had somebody.

[Willie Robertson]

Never had.

[Jase Robertson]

He had Danny Butler, but somebody with him had had it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And when he needed it, but he

[Willie Robertson]

would have cut off all communication. That's why I'm saying Phil Slicker and Dog.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Phil Robertson]

If Phil needed to get away, he would have said. He would have sent down the Butler away and he could have never been seen for four months.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He would have been slicker than Dog, like, oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, look, Dog would Have to go in the woods.

[Willie Robertson]

He ain't gonna find the dog had a pretty good gig.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, he Robinson in the woods. I'm telling you, like no dog was

[Willie Robertson]

a bounty hunter of people on an island.

[Jase Robertson]

I'll give you example.

[Willie Robertson]

Where are you going? Sometimes you take a bite of something and you're immediately like, okay, that's legit.

[Phil Robertson]

Try Tales Beef.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. You know why? Because tri tails is prime and upper choice beef from American cowboys and ranchers. And you will taste the difference the first time that you cook it. They're aged to perfection. They rival any sty steak you'd get at a steakhouse. No, they don't rival it. They beat it. Far surpass it. And especially if you're cooking like the New York strip. Praise God.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the one I was going to talk about. Allison cut that New York strip up into cubes and Hibachi did. And I was. It was. It was phenomenal.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I'm telling you this. It's that tender. It's good.

[Willie Robertson]

I love that. Tritels is a family business. It's a fifth generation family ranch. And that same family is still responsible for every box of meat they ship to your family. They're still out there raising cattle, chasing calves and packing your order by hand. The beef is rich and tender and the marbling is off the charts. And you know what else we love? Military veterans and first responders get a discount. So look, try tells beef is the real deal. And you're putting something on the table that reflects care, continuity, and something worth passing down. Go to try beef.com/duck to learn more or order your first Try tells box straight from their ranch to your door. That's T r y beef.com/dart. And you'll even get 10% off your first order. And they're throwing in some free meat for you. Go check it out. That's T R y beef dot com.

[Jase Robertson]

Now I give you an example. We're. We're. Woody's on the roost. Yep. Okay. We think we hear the game Ward.

[Willie Robertson]

Go.

[Jase Robertson]

Go. Look, me and him both and him both get underwater and grab moss and put it on top of our heads.

[Phil Robertson]

Wait, what?

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, I'm serious.

[Phil Robertson]

How are you breathing through the moss?

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, we was in high school. I'm serious. And look. Hey, we stayed that way till like an hour and a half past dark.

[Phil Robertson]

Hiding from the game ward.

[Jase Robertson]

Hiding from the game ward. And hey, the only thing above water. Look. Is just where we can breathe with our nose the rest of Us is underwater. We got moth on top of our head, and we stay there. This is in the wintertime when it's cold.

[Phil Robertson]

It's you and Phil.

[Jase Robertson]

Me and Phil. Okay? And look. Hey, we stayed that way. I think it gets dark at 5. Like, 5, 20.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Ducks in the wintertime could have been 5, 20, 5, 30.

[Jase Robertson]

We do not move until 7:30. We sit down during this story, alone in the cold water, time doubled for an hour and a half. Okay. Back down to two hours on top of our head. And then when we got. They was there. They built fires on both sides of the swamp. Hey. We walked 15 miles south, cut back, and then walked 15 miles back to the house. We got in, like, at 4:30am we had, like, 30 ducks in a toe sack. Okay? So, hey, the next day, we're down at the store buying some stuff for mama, and they're in there. So I went, well, I said, y'. All. Did y' all sleep there last night? We laughed and said, sleep where? And they said, down there on. In Grimes, y' all. Swamp. They said, we ain't been down there. And they said, your car's still parked down there. I said, oh, we done that like, a week ago. We was picking pecans, you know, out of. Out of Grimes Orchards. You know, we'd pick 100 pounds of pecans off his orchard and sell them.

[Phil Robertson]

You were stealing pecans, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Now, bar poaching. Okay. No, hey, no, that's. Hey, it grows and it grows wild. It's free.

[Willie Robertson]

Everybody.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, everybody.

[Phil Robertson]

I like how you described it as an orchard and then called it growing wild.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, it is crushed going.

[Willie Robertson]

My favorite part is Phil and Sal only knew about property lines once they got property.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, that's fixing.

[Willie Robertson]

Before they had property.

[Jase Robertson]

That's when it become important.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

When it becomes. When they were the ones with the property.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I just.

[John Luke Robertson]

Man, I will say this. So Phil was very lenient on people

[Willie Robertson]

that would poach on him unless it was a pig.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, that's right.

[Willie Robertson]

He does not lean in on pigs poaching on him. No, the animal.

[Phil Robertson]

The animal.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Now, the human being, I think he

[John Luke Robertson]

had a soft spot for, you know, rednecks that like poaching. Oh, he did, you know.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Wherever did he develop that from?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he saw a little bit of him and all of them.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's right. That's right. So I don't hate on them and me there, I bet.

[Phil Robertson]

But he also.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll tell you what about Phil. By that time in his life, too, he saw it as a great time to share the gospel with them.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, oh, no. Yeah, you were about to captive audience

[Willie Robertson]

when they were scared out of their mind by that man walking up on you that you just got caught poaching. Yeah, that was a good time. They were going to be as open to anything you said as any moment of their life.

[Jase Robertson]

Sit down, son. I got a story to tell you.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was going to use it.

[Jase Robertson]

You was going to listen.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he was going to use it

[Jase Robertson]

as an extra gauge. Okay. In his hand.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Or. 22.

[Jase Robertson]

He had some kind of weapon in his hand.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I wouldn't mess with them sands of weapons.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Phil Robertson, ain't it? Went anywhere half cock.

[John Luke Robertson]

How do you tell that old boys that? We can either have a Bible study or a gunfight. I'm ready for both.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I'm ready for either.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he's a bit of an imposing figure. Either way.

[Willie Robertson]

You never have to worry about me.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, we slept in a swamp underwater for two hours. Okay.

[John Luke Robertson]

Yeah, I don't believe some of those details, but I'm sure it happened.

[Willie Robertson]

I ain't ever slept in the water, but, buddy, I have reconvened with my buddies down the road because I thought we heard something like somebody coming, but I'll get out of there quick on

[Phil Robertson]

you, you would have been like feeling that next day.

[Willie Robertson]

I've done it. I've taken guns apart thr own pieces in different areas.

[Jase Robertson]

We'll get them some. You know, sixth sense about warden.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Game one.

[John Luke Robertson]

I'm telling you, that water without the one with the round spectacles, that beat anything I ever saw.

[Jase Robertson]

His old boy sitting just sitting in the pickup truck was round spectre zone.

[John Luke Robertson]

Okay, that's him acting like he was fishing.

[Jase Robertson]

Bill said it when he. When he come back. Federal man voice. He we say what? Said aimbord.

[Willie Robertson]

Federal man dead.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he said, that's federal man right there. He we said what you had in your mind? Well, the next morning when he got in the blind, we kept seeing wood ducks get up, up in front of us in front of the blind. True story all morning long, you know. Finally he come out, you know, and said, Mr. Robson, how you get in that line? Duck line. Bill said, it's been the back. Yeah. He said, well, how many y' all kill? He said, you know, exactly. I mean, all morning, you know. He said, I knew you'd been there. I knew you was there. He said, how'd you know? He said, hey, you scared up woodies all the way from coming in oh, man. Oh. Then when he said, hey, how did I get. You know. What's the easiest way to get out of here? Bill said, same way you come in.

[John Luke Robertson]

Well, you came.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, you came.

[John Luke Robertson]

So he had us all trained on what to tell G.W. here's my gun, here's my license, here's my ducks.

[Jase Robertson]

That's what all of us said.

[John Luke Robertson]

That's all you say?

[Jase Robertson]

That's all you say? Yeah. He said, hey, you had a good morning.

[Phil Robertson]

Here's my gun. Here's my license.

[Jase Robertson]

And he said it again. You say, hey, here's my shotgun. Here's my license. Out there is one duck that I kill.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And, hey, history. Four shells. Oh, yeah, that's it. Don't. Don't give them any information.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Like you're playing poker. You don't not. You don't say nothing.

[John Luke Robertson]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

That's funny. Pr. A legend.

[John Luke Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, well.

[Phil Robertson]

Where did the time go?

[Willie Robertson]

Well, hey, out of here.

[John Luke Robertson]

Got a good verse for us?

[Jase Robertson]

I do.

[Phil Robertson]

Are you ready for. This one's for Sah. I think he's gonna like this one. Goes along with his Roman.

[Willie Robertson]

Give to Caesar.

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Willie Robertson]

Caesar's incorrect.

[Phil Robertson]

Of all the Bible verses that I'm kind of like, come on, man. Like, real, like, why'd you have to

[Willie Robertson]

put that one in there, bro?

[Phil Robertson]

Really? Are we sure?

[Jase Robertson]

Daniel, I think it's gonna have something to do with power.

[Phil Robertson]

It just might.

[Willie Robertson]

Power.

[Phil Robertson]

Daniel 2:21. He changes times and seasons. He disposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. So ain't nobody in power that God didn't put there. And if they ain't gonna stay there, he gonna get rid of them.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. He puts them in there and takes them out.

[John Luke Robertson]

Here it is.

[Phil Robertson]

So that's all I got.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. All right. We'll see y' all next time. What's the opposite of greetings and salutations? Farewell.

[Phil Robertson]

So long and farewell.

[Willie Robertson]

We're out.