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Willie Robertson (1:07)

You blew up a beaver dam side or somebody?

Phil Robertson (1:10)

You were asking Stone.

Jase Robertson (1:11)

Well, I was at stone. He come over and asked, yeah, you want to go blow up a beaver down with me? I said, no, I'm not really interested. No.

John Luke Robertson (1:18)

That was a sure sign. He's getting old.

Willie Robertson (1:20)

Yeah, yeah.

Phil Robertson (1:22)

I just got slightly worried.

Jase Robertson (1:23)

Well, hey, look, you know, just yeah much.

Willie Robertson (1:27)

If you've seen a thousand explosion. If you've seen a thousand, you've seen the next one right?

Jase Robertson (1:32)

Once. Once you've done it once. Hey, right off the bucket list, boys.

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast

Episode: "Uncle Si Wants to Know What Happened to Phil Robertson's Butler"

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

Date: March 24, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode delivers the classic Duck Commander banter and storytelling that fans love, with Si, Willie, Jase, Phil, and crew exchanging tall tales about hunting misadventures, the quirks of family life, and lessons from faith. Amidst laughter, they discuss legendary beaver dam explosions, the art of duck hunting (and blaming each other for missed shots), wild encounters with buzzards and even ostriches, and dig deep into big-picture faith topics, particularly the implications of Jesus’s power versus that of earthly rulers. As always, stories flow, jabs are exchanged, and Southern wisdom is plentiful.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Blowing up the Beaver Dam (01:07–04:43)

Epic Experiment: The crew recounts a successful and dramatic demolition of a monstrous beaver dam using 3-inch PVC pipe and dynamite.
- "We took 3 inch PVC, pulled off a 4 foot section… stuck it into the beaver dam… backed off 100 yards… boom." — John Luke, (02:07)
Drone in Danger: Jordy’s drone nearly gets hit by shrapnel from the explosion, adding a touch of modern unpredictability to the old-school mayhem.

2. Gas Stations & Bucky’s Obsession (04:43–06:47)

Bucky’s as “Beaver Dams”: The team riffs about Bucky’s gas stations, likening them to beaver dams that “stop everything that comes by.”
- "Let me tell you something. A Bucky's is a beaver dam because everything that come by, it stopped." — Willie (04:02)
Bathroom Gold: The Bucky’s conversation quickly devolves into lively (and hilarious) comparisons of bathroom experiences.
- "That's one of the best places on planet earth to take a dump." — John Luke (05:56)
- "It's not a stall. It's a room. Room." — John Luke (06:03)
Celebrity Factor: Willie and Jase joke about always getting recognized at Bucky’s — and why Jase won’t go inside.

3. Nostalgia: Cap Guns, Candy Cigarettes, and Childhood (07:57–09:50)

Cap Guns & 80s Toys: Reminiscing about childhood toys, including cap guns and candy cigarettes, and marveling at how some are now banned.
- "I'm surprised they aren't outlawed them yet. You know, they got rid of those candy cigarettes." — John Luke (08:32)
Pop Culture Gags: The conversation spins into gum brands, baseball, and the World Baseball Classic, blending Americana and humor.

4. Wildlife Encounters & Hunting Mishaps (10:27–19:47)

Turkey Hunting vs Store-Bought Birds:
- Jase shares ambivalence: "You don't care nothing about shooting a turkey." (10:44)
- On why turkey hunting is dangerous: "The bobcat heard a little pluck, pluck, pluck...here he comes." — Jase (16:34)
Buzzard (Vulture) Attack Tale:
- Jase tells a wild story of nearly being vomited on by an angry buzzard after a missed shot.
  - "That sucker chased us and tried to puke on us. He is 150–200 yards high… You could smell it when he was throwing up." — Jase (13:43)
Fighting a Bird in the Truck: Phil once had a buzzard crash into his truck mid-drive, resulting in an impromptu brawl inside the cab.

5. Animal Attacks and Self-Defense (17:45–20:08)

Ostrich Attack: The dangers (and unexpected ferocity) of ostriches during rutting season, and why “you never intend to be in an ostrich attack.”
- "That's a velociraptor." — Phil (19:23)
- "Let me tell you something. Next thing that thing did was jump up and kick him...knocked him out." — Jase (19:13)
On Survival Choices: Debating whether it’s worse to get shot by accident or mauled by wildlife while hunting.

6. Faith, Power, and Deep Thoughts (22:29–29:18)

Jesus vs. the Roman Power Grid: Si’s philosophical tangent about Jesus’s subtle but ultimate power versus the muscle of Rome.
- "Most Christians don't realize the power that God's children have. We've got Jesus power." — Jase (22:58)
- "The power grid...when he shows up...shocked the world that he didn't go to the authorities." — Jase (24:53)
- Phil dubs Jesus’s confrontation with Pilate: "That kind of is the most gangster line in the history of the Bible." (25:35)
Servant Leadership vs. Dictators:
- "Before Jesus, there wasn't really any servant leadership, so to speak...they were dictators..." — Willie (28:54)
Christian Martyrdom & Roman Cruelty:
- Jase references a film where Roman emperors were driven mad by the serene faces of martyred Christians:
  - "Every time the emperor would walk through all the dead bodies...they all had a big grin on their face...It literally drove him insane." — Jase (29:29)

7. Leadership, Nap Strategies, and Duck Hunting Drama (30:10–34:27)

Being Number Two is Better: The Robertson men reflect on their preference for supporting roles over raw leadership, especially in hunting and military life.
- "I don't even want to be mayor." — Phil (30:12)
- "I was a better soldier. Follower." — Jase (30:33)
Duck Blind Decision-Making: Sibling squabbles about where to set up in the blind and how “nobody ever listens to Si” — even when he’s right.
- "How many times they went with Si's recommendation? Big goose egg. Zero." — John Luke (32:38)

8. Tall Tales & Exaggeration (Long Tradition) (36:19–41:39)

Denials and Boasts: Si jokes that the whole family denies he ever killed or caught anything, despite obvious evidence.
Exaggerated Injuries & Hunt Stories: Stories grow with every retelling: chainsaw accidents become near-amputations, mild shakes become “almost dying of hypothermia.”
- "He said, cut his leg off with a chainsaw...He didn't take his leg, but it's a little scratch." — John Luke (40:26)
On Storytelling:
- "Hey, he's got his only thing. I'd take advice from Jase Robertson on is the Bible...otherwise, no, there's too much BS involved, because he is a storyteller. One of the...top 10." — Si (40:01)

9. Bible Lessons & Memorable Teaching Moments (43:16–44:43)

Jase as Bible Teacher: Hilarious, awkward advice to junior high boys:
- "Y'all look at these women on these screen. Hey, you wouldn't know what to do with her if she popped out of that screen. You'd scream, go—ah!" — Jase recalling Jase’s class (43:16)
Phil’s Approach: Venereal Disease Fear Factor: Teaching the dangers of promiscuity via rapid-fire STD-awareness.

10. Could BC Phil Outrun Dog the Bounty Hunter? (44:02–45:15)

A Fan Asks: Could wild, pre-conversion Phil outsmart Dog the Bounty Hunter? Resounding “yes” from the crew.
- "If Phil needed to get away, he would have sent down the Butler away and he could have never been seen for four months." — Phil (44:57)

11. Outlaws, Outwitting Wardens, and Duck Blind Poker Face (46:51–53:30)

Evading the Game Warden: Legendary Robertson tactics include hiding underwater (with moss for camouflage) for hours to avoid detection.
- "We stayed that way till like an hour and a half past dark...just where we can breathe with our nose, the rest of us is underwater. We got moss on top of our head." — Jase (47:10)
Phil’s Gospel Tactics with Poachers: Phil was forgiving of people caught poaching—unless it was pigs—and used it as a moment to share the gospel (often while holding a shotgun).

12. Closing Reflection & Bible Verse (53:46–54:35)

Daniel 2:21 (Read by Phil)
- "He changes times and seasons. He disposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning. So ain't nobody in power that God didn't put there. And if they ain't gonna stay there, he gonna get rid of them." — Phil (54:13)
Thematic Tie-In: The verse reinforces the episode’s theme about the transience of earthly power and the enduring power of faith.

Notable Quotes by Timestamp

"Let me tell you something. A Bucky’s is a beaver dam because everything that come by, it stopped." — Willie (04:02)
"That's one of the best places on planet earth to take a dump." — John Luke (05:56)
"Most Christians don't realize the power that God's children have. We've got Jesus power." — Jase (22:58)
"That kind of is the most gangster line in the history of the Bible." — Phil, on Jesus’s response to Pilate (25:35)
"Before Jesus, there wasn't really any servant leadership, so to speak...they were dictators..." — Willie (28:54)
"I don't even want to be mayor." — Phil (30:12)
"Every time the emperor would walk through all the dead bodies...they all had a big grin on their face...It literally drove him insane." — Jase (29:29)
"We got moss on top of our head, and we stay there. This is in the wintertime when it's cold." — Jase (47:14)
"He changes times and seasons. He disposes kings and raises up others...So ain't nobody in power that God didn't put there. And if they ain't gonna stay there, he gonna get rid of them." — Phil (54:13)

Memorable Moments

Jordy’s drone nearly destroyed by an explosion.
The “safest public bathroom” debate about Bucky’s.
Jase’s “buzzard puke attack” story.
Bobcat and ostrich attack recollections adding to the lore of dangerous wildlife encounters.
Deep, insightful faith talk—especially on the real meaning of Christian power and leadership.
Ridiculous exaggerations of injuries and hunting feats—classic Duck Call Room humor.
Advice for handling run-ins with game wardens: “Don’t give them any information. Like you’re playing poker.” (53:20)

Important Timestamps

Beaver Dam Explosion: 01:07 – 04:43
Bucky's Gas Station and Bathroom Chat: 04:43 – 06:47
Wildlife Stories and Ostrich Attack: 10:27 – 20:08
Deep Dive into Faith & Power: 22:29 – 29:18
Duck Blind and Leadership Squabbles: 30:10 – 34:27
Tales & Exaggerations: 36:19 – 41:39
Bible Teaching Stories: 43:16 – 44:43
Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Phil Discussion: 44:02 – 45:15
Game Warden Evading Tactics: 46:51 – 53:30
Closing Bible Verse & Reflection: 53:46 – 54:35

Summary Takeaway

In classic Duck Call Room style, this episode weaves together outrageous hunting stories, irresistible Southern humor, good-natured ribbing, and surprisingly deep spiritual insights. Wild tales give way to reflections on faith and character, always reminding listeners not to take themselves too seriously—unless it’s about what truly counts. And next time you stop at Bucky’s? Remember: it’s not just the jerky that’ll make your day—it’s the stories you’ll come away with.