Uncle Si Will Never Forget the Game Warden That Pointed a Gun at Jase

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Uncle Si Will Never Forget the Game Warden That Pointed a Gun at Jase

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin
Guests: Phil Robertson, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Date: September 25, 2025

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Overview

In this lively and entertaining episode of Duck Call Room, Si Robertson and Justin Martin—joined by the usual crew—swap stories about outdoor run-ins with game wardens, hunting mishaps, football memories, and the quirks of dream life. The signature mix of humor and camaraderie runs throughout, as the guys reminisce about classic moments from Duck Dynasty and debate life’s oddities, from wild dreams and metabolism mysteries to problems with authority.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Encounters with Game Wardens and Hunting Rules

• Nerves when checked by wardens:
  The group discusses how everyone, even seasoned hunters, gets anxious when approached by wildlife officers—even when fully legal ([02:23]).
• The complexity of hunting regulations:
  Si and Martin joke about the abundance of rules in duck hunting, especially the odd requirement for a throwable flotation device "even if you're by yourself" ([03:03]).
• Dealing with enforcement:
  Respectful behavior usually results in positive experiences; lippy hunters get "the full inspection," as Phil notes ([03:39], [05:08]).

Notable Story: Jase and the Game Warden

• Phil shares a memorable story about a game warden pointing a shotgun at Jase, resulting in Jase snatching the gun away and telling the officer, "Don't point that gun at me, you idiot—when it's unloaded. That's why people get killed. You never point a gun at a person." ([05:42]–[06:03])

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2. Workplace Stories: Duck Commander Days

• Late-night work and eating habits:
  The group reminisces about odd work hours under Willie Robertson and extravagant 10 p.m. grocery runs, leading to late-night feasts and weight gain ([07:57]).
• Phil's legendary metabolism:
  Despite eating "three or four ice cream bars and apple strudels a day," Phil hasn't gained much weight in decades ([18:19], [19:02]). The crew marvels and jokes at his unique ability.

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3. Dreams, Sleep Habits & Laugh Out Loud Moments

• Si's wild and recurring dreams:
  Si describes frequent, vivid dreams about free-falling from mountains but always feeling "in control" ([21:33]–[29:46]).
• Sleep habits and "active sleeping":
  Phil claims to "run in his sleep" and occasionally wakes up drenched in sweat due to exertion in dreams ([20:03]).
• Dream analysis:
  The group speculates on possible meanings—lack of control, anxiety versus Si’s view of “being in control” during his falls ([25:49], [31:04]).
• Quip:
  "You just got CTE for the rest of your life." —Hunter, after Phil’s football flip story ([15:40])
• Family dream exchanges:
  Si and his wife compare dreams, with claims that hers are even wilder (true crime-inspired) ([28:29]).

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4. Football Memories & Physical Comedy

• Phil's football ‘highlight’:
  Phil recounts getting "decleated" by a 250-lb. guard in practice, sent "eight flips" onto the track, and ending up against a concrete wall unable to breathe ([13:39]–[15:55]).
• Coach’s joke:
  "Did you get the license plate on that truck?" —Coach Sagasay to a dazed Phil ([15:27])

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5. Problems with Authority and Military Life

• Authority issues:
  Si reflects on clashes with authority in the military, explaining he only has a problem when "authority is stupid" ([37:38]).
  • “If you're in authority and you're stupid, I do have a problem.” —Si ([37:48])
• Military anecdotes:
  Si talks about long stretches with ‘no real job’ in supply, tension with officers, and "Joe Super Trooper" attitude ([42:00]–[45:43]).

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6. Classic Duck Dynasty Antics & Listener Voicemail

• RV episode recap:
  The guys fondly recall a "Redneck Road Trip" episode (Season 1, Ep. 13) where Si rides in the back of an RV, sparks complaints about beans and SPAM, and yields long-lasting “aromas” ([51:02]–[54:11]).
• Beans, SPAM, and duck calls:
  Discussion on the perils of road food and cramped RV journeys ([49:40]).
• Voicemail from 'Saul' of Shreveport:
  Listener asks about the aftermath of the RV trip and Willie's reaction ([47:34]–[51:53]).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Jase and the Game Warden:
  "Jase grabbed it and snatched it out of his hand. Said, 'Don't point that gun at me, you idiot, when it's unloaded. That's why people get killed. You never point a gun at a person.'"
  — Phil Robertson ([05:42]–[06:03])

• Duck hunting rules humor:
  "You have to have something. A throwable safety flotation device...in your boat, even if you're by yourself...Who's gonna throw it?"
  — Si Robertson ([02:57]–[03:03])

• Phil’s metabolism marvel:
  "Three or four ice cream bars every day...and three or four apple strudels a day...and I weigh 151 pounds."
  — Phil Robertson ([18:19]–[19:02])

• On getting decleated in football:
  "Hey, look, he knocked me off the playing field and flipped me about eight times on the track. I ended up against a concrete wall. I couldn't breathe."
  — Phil Robertson ([14:24]–[14:39])

• Dream interpretations:
  "I'm always falling—and I feel like I'm in control, but it always wakes me up because I know I'm about to hit."
  — Si Robertson ([26:13]–[26:19])

• Authority issues revealed:
  "If you're in authority and you're stupid, I do have a problem with being stupid."
  — Si Robertson ([37:48])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |--------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:03–04:04 | Hunting rules, duck season opening, game warden stories | | 05:42–06:03 | Game warden points gun at Jase | | 07:57–08:57 | Duck Commander late-night work, weight gain | | 13:39–15:55 | Phil's football memory and getting flipped on the field | | 18:19–19:02 | Phil's diet and superhuman metabolism | | 21:33–29:46 | Si's dream adventures and interpretations | | 31:04–32:31 | Dream meanings and life transitions | | 37:38–39:28 | Problems with authority, military stories (Si) | | 51:02–54:11 | Redneck Road trip—RV, beans, and SPAM chaos |

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Conclusion

This episode captures everything fans love: wild outdoors stories, honest confessions, and the unique humor only Duck Commander can deliver. Whether reminiscing about confrontations with wildlife officers, the oddities of dream life, or the dynamics of authority, the guys prove that laughter and loyalty travel hand in hand. With memorable quotes, riotous anecdotes, and a warm camaraderie, it’s another classic day in the Duck Call Room.

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Final Word:
"The steps of a man are established by the Lord...though he fall even in dreams for an extended period of time, he shall not be cast headlong, for the Lord upholds his hand."
—Si Robertson ([54:29])

Transcript

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[Phil Robertson]

Foreign.

[Martin]

Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We're here on a lovely Thursday hot afternoon.

[Sigh]

My air conditioning didn't work for like the first 10 minutes of my car. My truck.

[Martin]

What happened?

[Sigh]

I don't know. I was sweating.

[Martin]

Really?

[Sigh]

Then it all of a sudden turned on. Oh, it's like it was testing me.

[Martin]

Well, it's a good thing we're going into fall. You won't have to.

[Sigh]

I had the window down.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's a lot bigger deal in the middle of July than towards the end of September. But it was toasty, man. It's all good things. We got another full weekend of college football coming. Duck season finally opens. So if you have it. Look, duck season is opening here this weekend in Louisiana. If you haven't, check out duck stamp.com. make sure you get your federal duck stamp on your phone. Got to have one super simple digital. It's digital, baby. Super simple. Save yourself a lot of headache while you're out in the blind in case Mr. Green Jeans does show up. Hopefully he doesn't, but he might.

[Sigh]

Mr. Green Jeans. Jacob, you're kind of an outlaw. You got any good? You ever been running with the law of the outdoors?

[Hunter]

I've been running from the out there.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Hunter]

No, I'm just kidding. Actually, I got checked two years ago. Opening day of Louisiana turkey season. And all was good. I mean, I had my license, so there you go. Other than that, not really.

[Martin]

That's one of those things, though, that I know. Everything's legit when they come up there, but it's Scary. And I still get nervous.

[Hunter]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

My heart starts and I'm like. I'm like, man, I know I ain't done anything.

[Sigh]

I only get nervous duck hunting because there's a lot more rules there than there is anywhere else.

[Martin]

Yeah. But even fishing, like if you're fishing out of your boat, like all the little stuff, the fire extent.

[Hunter]

That's what I'm saying.

[Martin]

I feel like throwable. The all of it just depends. Like, if they probably really wanted to. Anytime you went fishing, they could find you something in there to write a ticket for.

[Sigh]

My favorite is you have to have something. A throwable safety flotation device.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

In your boat, even if you're by yourself.

[Martin]

Yeah. Who going to throw it? Who's going to throw you? The throwable asper, of course. I guess that's in case you encounter somebody else. Maybe that needs it. I don't really understand. There's a lot of that I don't understand. There's a lot of it.

[Sigh]

Well, when the government gets involved.

[Hunter]

About to start ragging green jeans now.

[Martin]

Nah.

[Hunter]

No, I feel the same way. I feel like there's something I could be doing wrong. I put the gun in the truck the wrong way and they don't like it or anything.

[Martin]

But I will say most of the time that I've been involved. Where we ended up feeling like we got a prostate exam is because somebody in the group was disrespectful.

[Phil Robertson]

Sure.

[Martin]

Most of the time. If it's yes, sir, no, sir, hand them their stuff. They. They pretty well.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why I feel always check me today. You say three. Three things. Here's my license, here's my gun, and there are my three ducks I've killed so far.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And if I start talking. Yeah. You know, jabbering. Here's my gun, here's the three ducks I've shot so far.

[Martin]

Yeah. Don't. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not. I'm not here to entertain you, sir.

[Martin]

The devil is in the details.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Last time I got checked was in Rocky Branch and he supposedly they had a guy that trespassed and like, killed a turkey. And he was like, are you sure you didn't kill a turkey today? And I was like, positive. Like, here's my license and stuff. He's like, man, like, again. He's like, are you sure? I'm like, yeah, I didn't kill a turkey. And he asked me one more time. He hit the trinity on me. He said, are you sure you didn't kill a turkey? And I'm like, dude, I promise you, I didn't kill a turkey.

[Martin]

Like, you see a turkey.

[Hunter]

I didn't even see one.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's what the whole deal of. You should have said. Yeah, that's when you say, did you see me kill a turkey?

[Hunter]

Yeah. Do you have a dead turkey?

[Martin]

That's my favorite one. They walk. How many ducks have you killed? How many have you seen me kill?

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Well, none. Well, yeah, we're still sitting on zero, but so we're not. You know, I wish we were doing more, but. Sorry. It's.

[Phil Robertson]

Here we are.

[Martin]

Yeah, it's terrible. I don't know. It's. But, yeah, generally, most of it's pretty positive experience. Unless somebody gets a little iffy.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. You get lippy with him. He's all right. You.

[Hunter]

He's going to find something.

[Martin]

Yeah, I'm more of a yes, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

No, sir, he's going to find. Well, that's like me with the law.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yes, sir. No, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

Yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, sir.

[Martin]

What, you need my license? You need my insurance name? My registration? Here you go, pal.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, old thing Phil used to tell me when he said, hey, you go right quick. I got somewhere I got to be.

[Martin]

And confirm that one. Whatever you got to do, do it quick.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm. I've got a place I want.

[Hunter]

Hey, if you're going to arrest me, just arrest me.

[Sigh]

That's how Jason it, too, with the seat belt.

[Martin]

That didn't work out.

[Sigh]

Whatever happened with that?

[Phil Robertson]

I saw Drace get lippy with him, but I don't blame him for doing it because the guy pointed a shotgun at him.

[Martin]

There you go. Now, that's it.

[Phil Robertson]

Race grabbed it and snatched it out of his hand. Said, don't point that gun at me, you idiot, when it's unloaded. He said, that's not. That's why people get killed. You never point a gun at a person.

[Sigh]

That is true.

[Hunter]

Good call.

[Sigh]

Muzzle direction. Very important.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yeah, it is. That's why my kids still ain't got no toy guns. So, yeah, we're going to learn what the real one does.

[Sigh]

We get a fake one before the Nerf gun war start.

[Martin]

Yeah, before all that. Before all that breaks out, we're going to know what those things actually do, right?

[Sigh]

Oh, goodness.

[Martin]

Oh, Dance, Gavin, dance. What's wrong, Hunter? You look tired. Over there.

[Sigh]

Hunter's exhaust.

[Martin]

Are you. You.

[Hunter]

I'm fine. Just still getting over this sickness still.

[Sigh]

Oh, boy, Here we go again with Hunter being Hunter. By the way, you wake up in.

[Hunter]

The morning, I shoot for 8. 8.

[Martin]

What time do you go to bed? No comment.

[Hunter]

What time do you shoot for?

[Sigh]

Also no, I just, I, I. Because Hunter actually has one of the better scenic views of anybody.

[Hunter]

Don't be telling people.

[Sigh]

I'm not going to. I'm a professional here.

[Martin]

He lives of the Washtail River.

[Sigh]

But I see Hunter's little orange every day that I take my kids to school and go back to school.

[Hunter]

So wake up and see graphic packaging.

[Sigh]

Maybe and, But I'm always like, I wonder if Hunter's awake and I'm going to stop by. But it's at about 7:30.

[Martin]

So I figure can confirm not awake.

[Sigh]

Okay, so I won't stop by anytime.

[Martin]

No, I think you should.

[Sigh]

I might bring donuts. You never know.

[Hunter]

Actually, I'm okay with that.

[Sigh]

I'm stopping by.

[Hunter]

So show up at 7:30 with donuts. I'll be awake.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Sigh]

I don't know which, which of the doors is yours? I'm not trying not to give it away. Where Hunter lives, just start there's any crazy.

[Hunter]

I just start knocking. Usually at 7:30 there's only two people like in the building.

[Sigh]

Okay, I'm going to, I'm gonna find.

[Martin]

Where's everybody else? Yeah, at work.

[Sigh]

They're grown adults that go to work.

[Phil Robertson]

They go to work.

[Hunter]

Gotta go to work.

[Sigh]

That was the best part of working for Willie Robertson. Work pretty much started about lunchtime.

[Martin]

Problem is there's a lot of nights it didn't end till midnight. Well, yeah, you know, but you at.

[Sigh]

Least didn't have to wake up.

[Martin]

Yeah, wake up whenever you want. And you ate good on the, on the 10, 10pm Grocery run. Yeah, those were always the interesting ones. Hey, run by, get this, this, this and this. You're like, yeah, I know what you're making. I'll be there in just a minute. That is not an issue.

[Sigh]

Interesting time.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That was 50 something pounds ago.

[Hunter]

50 pounds.

[Sigh]

It is true. You lose a lot of weight when you stop working for Willie.

[Martin]

Yeah. You quit eating that stuff at bizarre hours of the night. You ever slide over about 10 o' clock and find him cooking something?

[Hunter]

Yeah, no, I've seen him do it a lot.

[Phil Robertson]

Snacks.

[Martin]

Oh, it ain't snacks.

[Hunter]

No, generally, I mean if you call quesadilla snack, you know about five of them. I don't know if that's really a snack. About 10pm yeah. Send you the toilet at 12am he.

[Martin]

Hadn'T found a tortilla yet. That'll hold up to what he puts in it.

[Hunter]

I'm telling you I'm talking about a butter down quesadilla with steak cheese. It's good.

[Sigh]

He's.

[Phil Robertson]

What is.

[Sigh]

What did Phil call him, sir?

[Martin]

A slum.

[Phil Robertson]

A slum.

[Sigh]

Go.

[Martin]

Have we ever looked that term up?

[Hunter]

Yeah. What is a golium? Golem.

[Martin]

Goion.

[Hunter]

Golian.

[Phil Robertson]

You throw everything in there, even the kitchen sink.

[Hunter]

I feel like it might be a synonym.

[Phil Robertson]

Starts out. He starts out with a little pot. Then by the time he gets done, he's into the mess hall size.

[Martin]

Yeah. He got a 55 gallon drum over.

[Phil Robertson]

On top of the oven, using a.

[Martin]

Boat paddle to stir it.

[Sigh]

This is how you know how smart Phil Robertson was on this earth with all the knowledge in his head. Gullion.

[Martin]

Yep.

[Sigh]

The fact that he had slum in front of it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

Is an obscure term most commonly found in a few specific senses, including a dialectical term for a worthless person or stomach ache in England.

[Hunter]

Stomach aching in a worthless.

[Sigh]

So he literally called his son's cooking a slum Goliad.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, this is an English teacher. You have to remember. Yeah.

[Sigh]

That's what I'm saying.

[Martin]

And you know what's even funnier is I can guarantee you until now, nobody, when Phil said that knew what he was talking about. But we all trusted that it was correct. Yeah. Because he was Phil. Like, yeah, man, sounds right. I don't know what it means, but you believe it, so I'm in on it.

[Sigh]

And he was right.

[Hunter]

Yeah, everyone knew it was.

[Phil Robertson]

That's what I always. First few weeks I met Christine. He always uses big words. I'd say, define, please.

[Martin]

Definition.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, definition, please.

[Martin]

Language of origin.

[Phil Robertson]

She just loved to do it just because she knew I didn't know what it was.

[Martin]

And that's just me.

[Phil Robertson]

We both laughed a lot.

[Martin]

True.

[Phil Robertson]

It'd be something stupid once you give the definition and I just say, hey, why didn't you just say stupid? A lot simpler.

[Hunter]

Okay, you have a.

[Phil Robertson]

Instead of going with the high key word.

[Sigh]

He doesn't remember.

[Hunter]

Got any examples? Like a word you remember?

[Phil Robertson]

No, I don't remember. We used to do it all the time.

[Martin]

No. Now the problem is he's the 77 year old that comes up with weird facts that every time we check him or. Correct.

[Sigh]

Oh, sometimes I just like to do an ad and boast and brag about things I like. Like a wireless company, which is not something you can regularly do.

[Martin]

No, most of the time it's the exact opposite.

[Sigh]

You're griping about, you're griping about them, but with pure talk. You can say things like, did you know that my wireless company gave away a thousand American flags to deserving vets?

[Martin]

I did know that.

[Sigh]

Did you know that they forgave $10 million in veteran debt?

[Martin]

Hey, I did know that. And I also know that they raised a half a million to help end veteran suicide.

[Sigh]

That's what Pure Talk is. Such a good cell phone wireless company that even psy likes them. But you can even brag about the coverage you get with Pure Talk, a 5G network that is insanely fast, dependable, and secure. And you can definitely brag about how much money you're going to save. Unlimited talk, text, plenty of data, is just 25 bucks a month, saving the average American over $1,000 a year. American families, you're just like, oh, man, all this money is gone. But if you switch to Pure Talk, thousand dollars back in your pockets. I'm on Pure Talk. And I can tell you can't tell a difference. The coverage is awesome. The only thing I can tell a difference is how much money's in my account at the end of the month. So it's time to switch to my wireless company, PureTalk. Go to PureTalk.com and save an additional 50% off your first month. Again, PureTalk.com duck to make the switch today. PureTalk Wireless. Worth bragging about? No, but size. Got a good grip on him. Whenever he grabs me and does that I'm gonna hit you thing. The reason I always look so scared is because the grip is actually like, I. I can't get away.

[Martin]

Well, when you get his age, it becomes vitally important to hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

If not, you fall.

[Martin]

That is of increasing importance when you hit 77.

[Sigh]

Increasing important.

[Martin]

Your leg strength may go, but you better maintain that grip strength.

[Hunter]

Gotta hold on to the handlebars, guys.

[Martin]

You have got to hold on. Now, I asked you that about watching film because I remember as an offensive lineman one time our. Our guy threw an interception and I got decleated by a linebacker. And we must have watched that for what felt like seven hours in the film room. I mean, I know it wasn't but a few minutes, but every time I saw my soul leave my body from. From that linebacker ear hole in me, completely legal hit that this big boy never saw coming.

[Phil Robertson]

But like you said, I wasn't very bright. So coach Sagasay was running the play and had the team in. I'm on defense. I'm on the end. Well, they made a sweep run. Well, I got through the two blockers and tackled the fullback, and he was a big old boy. I tripped him up. Cause I hit him at the ankles. Well, hey, so Coach Sagas running another play. This time he pulled a guard on me. And look, and I messed up because you're never supposed to. When you come, you never turn full. You always stay where you can push them off. Well, I messed up and turned. And right when I did, Bill rolled the guard. He's about 250.

[Martin]

Those were the most fun plays.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, he knocked me off of the playing field and flipped me about eight times on the track. I ended up against a concrete wall. I couldn't breathe.

[Martin]

He looked like that tire in y' all parking lot this morning.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I'm serious.

[Sigh]

No, no, that's what stopped the tire.

[Phil Robertson]

You know. You see any people that do flips?

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Acrobatics. Yeah. Full flips. Yep. Well, that's the way I was. And it wasn't me that done it. It was a pulley guard. He hit me up. Well, hey, I just started back flipping and went out of sight.

[Sigh]

He hit you so hard. You did eight back flips and ended.

[Phil Robertson]

Up against the wall. And I couldn't breathe because he knocked down.

[Martin]

I'm not going to discount what the man saying, because I don't. I mean, I saw the video, but at the time, you could have. When I got up off the ground, I didn't know what just happened to me. Like, I don't know that I was ever diagnosed with a concussion, but I can assure you I had one.

[Phil Robertson]

Coach Cyrus had me by my belt and was getting me air back in my lungs. He said, hey, did you get the license plate on that truck?

[Martin]

He pumping him up like a bicycle pump.

[Sigh]

What is this, Looney Tunes?

[Hunter]

He said, you just got CTE for the rest of your life.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Sigh]

Hey, that's what happened to Zach.

[Hunter]

Do you think you have cte?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I had probably concussion from it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I hit. I hit hard against that wall.

[Hunter]

Do you think you should do some targeting?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, as soon as I flip my head, I had my helmet on, but my head is concrete and I couldn't even breathe. Okay. I was.

[Martin]

Oh, if time travel. If time travel were real, I'd love to go back to.

[Phil Robertson]

That.

[Sigh]

Would be in my top 10. I play football.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Friday night, I'd be in the student.

[Phil Robertson]

I'll tell Aldrich. He. He said he's. He still got that footage where I.

[Martin]

Hit that Coach Arlis.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

And he's got the camera and he's got.

[Phil Robertson]

No, he's got that footage. They keep it. Yo, like, can we play it you get with him. I think you find it.

[Martin]

You would laugh your head off their son Rob.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you talking about hilarious, Martin.

[Sigh]

That's your new job.

[Phil Robertson]

It was hilarious. Okay.

[Sigh]

I don't know what you got going on tomorrow, Martin, but you got one job tomorrow.

[Martin]

I got brushed up wise. I don't.

[Sigh]

Hey, there are more important things. Yeah, so I get in debt.

[Martin]

He's probably talked to Rob Arled since.

[Hunter]

I have like I probably not trace it as my brother.

[Martin]

There you go. Get your brother. Yeah, tell him we need footage aside getting. I'll give him a box.

[Phil Robertson]

I'd like to watch it because hey look, I was like a skeleton. They could. They could have put me in a corner and I would have been a. I would have been a good scarecrow.

[Sigh]

What?

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Because 130 pounds. Okay.

[Hunter]

How much you weigh now?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Hunter]

How much do you weigh right now?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, 151.

[Sigh]

Are you kidding?

[Hunter]

£20. In what?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

50 years. 60 years. Yeah. That's crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why K always is mad.

[Sigh]

I'm mad right now.

[Phil Robertson]

Case fed me for 50 years and he said I ain't gown gained an ounce.

[Sigh]

It's really not.

[Phil Robertson]

He's like a pig.

[Hunter]

Well, he should write another book. Seven hamburgers Unorthodox health.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I.

[Sigh]

There is something that you've done that the human race hasn't figured out yet.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

About longevity and staying that thin.

[Hunter]

Maybe you need to get flipped eight times into concrete with a helmet on. That could help figure it out if.

[Sigh]

I ate what I ate.

[Hunter]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

But he doesn't do that often. He's not. I mean other than the ice cream.

[Hunter]

You snack a lot.

[Martin]

Other than the ice cream, you snack a lot.

[Sigh]

Let's go down this road.

[Phil Robertson]

Snack on. Yeah, I snack on ice cream.

[Hunter]

And like throughout a day. Every day. I'm saying like every day.

[Phil Robertson]

Three or four ice cream bars every day.

[Sigh]

I'm furious.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Are you walking 10,000 steps a day?

[Martin]

No, no. He is definitely in the lower triple digits.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, I actually get in, into, into.

[Martin]

We get an alert when he hits a thousand.

[Sigh]

Go check on it.

[Martin]

Yeah. Is he okay?

[Sigh]

Unusual movement. Something is attacking him. Hold on. You eat three or four ice cream bars a day?

[Phil Robertson]

That and I ate three or four. Okay. Apple strudels a day.

[Hunter]

Really?

[Sigh]

And you weigh 151 pounds.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I'm.

[Sigh]

I'm so.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm losing weight because I hadn't been eating really like I normally do.

[Martin]

Why are you trying to get.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I have to start eating more often.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hunter]

You got to bump the ice cream bars up.

[Martin]

How are you? You going to have to eat more often than those eight sugar bombs a day. I'm telling you, if did that.

[Sigh]

Oh, buddy.

[Martin]

In four months, I'd be back over £300 easy.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, for an old man, I'm still pretty active. Y' all laugh when I say that.

[Hunter]

What do you do?

[Martin]

Just because you run in your sleep doesn't make you active.

[Sigh]

Yeah, I'm still pretty active. Philip, where's my chair? Philip, tell them they better have a chair at my truck when I get there.

[Phil Robertson]

Philip. No, no. That's the funniest thing that you said that. Okay. I dream. Dreams are weird. Calories.

[Sigh]

In his sleep. That's it.

[Phil Robertson]

He runs. I free fall a lot.

[Martin]

He runs, man. You don't go over there.

[Phil Robertson]

I free fall a lot.

[Hunter]

So free falling burns.

[Martin]

When you wiggle like he does.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, I'm serious. I'll wake up. Look, I've woke up at night and be just soaking wet with sweat.

[Sigh]

That's it.

[Phil Robertson]

No, because I just fell off the mountain and I fell for, like, all right, hours.

[Sigh]

He's doing intense cardio every time he goes to sleep.

[Martin]

Let's. Let's look up dream interpretation. Falling in your sleep.

[Hunter]

Look up. How much calories can you actually burn while sleeping?

[Martin]

He is a very active sleeper. I'll give you that. From the years.

[Phil Robertson]

And I sleep a lot, so, hey, that's good.

[Martin]

But the deal is, so, like, at all the hunting lodges, Phil and Jace would go to their. Their spot because that's who they are. And I always bunked with Sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

So they actually made me stay in a recliner one night. They all went to a room and got in a nice comfortable bed. Bill said, hey, you sleep in the recliner?

[Sigh]

Yeah, it makes a lot of noise.

[Phil Robertson]

I ain't fighting all that noise all night long. So you just stay in the recliner.

[Sigh]

First off, yes, you burn calories in your sleep, including during dreams, because your brain and body require energy for fundamental functions like organ operation. And so it also says dreams don't burn enough for anything. But I think we found the exception.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. Cause I actually have got up after a dream wakes me up, and I had to go sit on my. With my oxygen machine on for a while because I was out of breath.

[Sigh]

That's it.

[Martin]

Where were you going?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I was falling. Oh, no. Look, I'm always falling, and I'm free falling. No parachute on, but I'm floating in the sky. All this, you know, it's Wild. I'm telling you, it's crazy.

[Martin]

I'm coming to watch you sleep again. It's been too long.

[Hunter]

I'm observing.

[Martin]

Pull up a chair.

[Hunter]

We should buy them.

[Sigh]

Hey, we need.

[Martin]

I need to.

[Sigh]

We need to put them in a study.

[Martin]

When the.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no. Hey, look, that sleep apnea. The stupid sleep ap.

[Martin]

Machine.

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't know that too good stain was just all the time during night. I'd feel her hand. She's grabbing.

[Sigh]

I'm telling you, I could not get.

[Phil Robertson]

No, she. She had grabbed me to make sure I was okay. I stopped breathing a lot, right? Oh, hey, when I went to test, you know, they said, hey, did you. It's lucky you ain't dead. What are you talking about? And I said, you ain't breathing. You stop breathing 120 times, like in an hour.

[Martin]

Hey, we need to get. I need to get side one of those monitors like we have from the boys so I can watch on my phone.

[Sigh]

Yes, we give them like one of them little cut socks and put it on side.

[Martin]

Put a outlet on.

[Hunter]

Get a Fitbit too.

[Phil Robertson]

Or like, well, hey, look, at least I'm not like Phil. Oh.

[Hunter]

Oh.

[Sigh]

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[Phil Robertson]

Si.

[Sigh]

How important is a good night's sleep?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, you gotta have it.

[Sigh]

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[Phil Robertson]

Bill would watch a western movie, especially one that had Indians in it. Then the next thing K would have to try to wake him up and she's in the headlock because he's fighting the Indian.

[Sigh]

That's it.

[Martin]

That's how I am so glad I'm not an active sleeper.

[Sigh]

That's how they both stayed so skinny their whole Life. They burn 500 calories extra twice a night during dreams.

[Hunter]

Doing jujitsu in their dreams.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

The stone has to drive across town and fight somebody bigger than him to do that. He just goes to bed.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, here's why I wake up when I'm falling. Because I've got to the point I'm fixed to crash and die. That's what wakes me up. I'm fixed to hit the ground and I've been falling off of a mountain and I wake up and just.

[Martin]

I'm gonna buy you a parachute for Christmas and that way you can just sit it in your room. Yeah, just sit it in your room and see if it ever works.

[Hunter]

He wakes up in the balloons under him.

[Phil Robertson]

I can see it now. It'd be hung on the top of the bed. Yeah, the parachute.

[Martin]

Hey, beat up all those rip cords seven times.

[Hunter]

He's just spinning on the fan.

[Martin]

Oh my goodness gracious.

[Sigh]

The problem is I don't feel like any of the common interpretations for falling make sense for him.

[Hunter]

No, I don't.

[Martin]

What is it? You're out of control.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

You don't have control over a situation. You feel helpless, anxiety and you lack confidence.

[Martin]

Well, not having control, that fits for sigh. Because he believes he doesn't have control. He believes that the Creator is.

[Phil Robertson]

But he's right though, because when I'm falling, I do feel like I'm in control.

[Martin]

What, the fall?

[Sigh]

Yeah, that's how he's so skinny.

[Phil Robertson]

Serious. I do feel like I'm in control. Yo. But it always wakes me up because I know I fixed it.

[Hunter]

You don't have a par.

[Martin]

What's the most common. What's the most common place?

[Phil Robertson]

Free fall is for an hour.

[Sigh]

Hold on. Are you dreaming that you're a bird?

[Martin]

Oh, maybe you just got shot like a duck. Maybe it's.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I will. I don't tell you, but this is a reoccurring dream. I'm always. I start out like going hiking on a mountain.

[Martin]

Yeah, that fits.

[Phil Robertson]

And then I. I'm like, Marvel, you know, Captain Marvel. I jump from one. One mountaintop to the other.

[Sigh]

The lady.

[Hunter]

One mountaintop.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

I was just imagining you being like a lift diver and you like instantly change into like a speedo and you do a little dive off the mountain and you're just.

[Sigh]

I really hope I'm wrong, but Psy just said he feels like he's Captain Marvel and I'm right.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Sigh]

Have you ever seen a picture of Captain Marvel?

[Hunter]

Pull it up. Pull it up.

[Martin]

I need to see it.

[Hunter]

I need to see.

[Martin]

I don't know who Captain Marvel is.

[Sigh]

Even though I know that's everybody.

[Hunter]

Oh, so you become a prettier version of yourself. I would love to see you in spandex.

[Martin]

Well, hot tamales.

[Sigh]

That's who Sai is. In his dreams, he's Captain Marvel jumping off mountains.

[Martin]

Is that a new thing for Captain Marvel?

[Sigh]

I don't know.

[Martin]

He just got a new interpretation of Captain Marvel.

[Sigh]

I watched it once just to say I watched this movie sucks.

[Phil Robertson]

Captain Marvel was a man. What I was saying.

[Martin]

Okay, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Now back in the day, a good looking blonde.

[Martin]

Is anybody ever with you?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh? Like, well, my wife is.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Hunter]

In your dream up a mountain.

[Martin]

I just wonder, like, if you go skipping from mountaintop to mountaintop, like, do you just leave me behind? Or, you know.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. You know, it's crazy, but it's the same dream. I'm always falling.

[Sigh]

But you walk up the mountain first.

[Phil Robertson]

But I walk. Well, I always. I get myself in this predicament. Okay.

[Martin]

I love this.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, I really, I get myself in this particular.

[Martin]

Is one jump finally just too far.

[Sigh]

Like, okay.

[Hunter]

Is it every night?

[Phil Robertson]

Real often?

[Sigh]

Real dream?

[Phil Robertson]

I would say like seven. Seven days. Okay. Forums. I have this dream.

[Martin]

There's probably like a super strange podcast about dreams out there.

[Sigh]

If you're on it and if you.

[Martin]

Host it and you know this, will you come to us?

[Sigh]

And if you're one of the people that listens to it, please, or.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, I told me and my wife would exchange dreams all the time. She's eating wilder than I am.

[Sigh]

What's she dreaming about.

[Martin]

I'm gonna hate myself if I don't. What do you mean?

[Hunter]

Yeah, elaborate, please.

[Martin]

How is Christine Wilder than you please.

[Phil Robertson]

And this is a family show. She has people look.

[Martin]

Oh, so she's got a group on bizarre.

[Phil Robertson]

She told me one just, what, two days ago. And it was so bizarre, I don't even remember.

[Martin]

Yeah, we need.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, yo. I said, you watch too many shows that are scary and stuff.

[Hunter]

Interesting.

[Phil Robertson]

So she watches. She watches all this. You know, she strikes.

[Martin]

No. Yeah, she strikes me as a true crime.

[Phil Robertson]

Kind of like she watches all this stuff to where, you know, it's weird.

[Sigh]

No Lifetime movies in my house.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but she was, she was like that. It was about, you know, some guy done this and, you know. Yes. Yeah. And I just, you know, I said, you need to stop watching all that crap you're watching. That's why you dream that.

[Sigh]

Well, then what the heck are you watching?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, hey, I'm telling you. Hey, I don't know what it is about. I'm falling. I'm always falling.

[Sigh]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

But I feel like I'm in control because I feel like I'm.

[Hunter]

Have you ever skydived?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, do what?

[Hunter]

Have you ever skydived?

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Hunter]

Maybe we should make your dream look.

[Martin]

I don't think that's how that works.

[Hunter]

You can attach them to somebody.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. This might be.

[Hunter]

If mountains mean anxiety and not having control of your life. Do you dream of teeth or fingernails by chance?

[Phil Robertson]

What? Teeth are fingernails?

[Martin]

Yeah, he's getting new teeth.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh. The only thing I dream about under his good looking women.

[Hunter]

Oh my gosh. Here we go.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, between falling.

[Hunter]

The other three days of the week are pretty women.

[Sigh]

That's it.

[Hunter]

Well, I was gonna say if you dream about your teeth or fingernails, it's also linked to being feeling of like anxious or not having control over things.

[Martin]

Nah, just trying to get to the bottom of this. You didn't have to look that up, did you?

[Sigh]

I think I was gonna get called mean if I said it.

[Hunter]

Also. No comment.

[Sigh]

I would get called mean for that, Martin. Because I was thinking it.

[Martin]

My five foot ten ball of anxiety. I love.

[Phil Robertson]

We love you. Welcome, Dr. Size. Okay, lay down on the couch.

[Sigh]

But I have. I think I found something.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Sigh]

Because there's a lot of interpretations for walking up a mountain and then falling off of said mountain, but they're all that you're out of control and you wanted to reach your goal, but you didn't get there. But since he's in control, I'm in.

[Phil Robertson]

Control and I Get trapped on these places because I guess I'm too curious because I've always go to them and then I'm up there and then I can't get out. Evidently, to get down, I just say, hey, jump off. You'll get down. That way, gravity will take over.

[Sigh]

That's based. Yeah, it actually makes total sense.

[Martin]

So you jump in all these. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I jump. That's why I jump from mountain to mountain.

[Martin]

Yeah, you don't. You don't get.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not forced. This is a. This is a. Ready? He just says, I choose to do it. Let me go.

[Sigh]

Here is the interpretation. You are willing letting go of a past situation and embracing something new, like a new job or project. That's kind of s. Oh, I'm looking for something.

[Martin]

What's new in your life?

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, no, no. I'm looking for something. That's why I keep doing this.

[Martin]

Can confirm for about 17 years you've been pretty. Just steady.

[Sigh]

But he's. Hey, he's. He's on a new camera of some sort every day.

[Martin]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't. Wow.

[Hunter]

Interesting.

[Martin]

You are an interesting onion.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Martin]

A lot of layers over.

[Phil Robertson]

I tell you, my life has been very. I don't even have the words.

[Martin]

Entertaining.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Exquisite.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. I've had what I've had, you know, that's why when y' all some. Somebody says something and I say, oh, well, here's what I got.

[Martin]

So is this. Before we get too far, is this a new dream? Or is this one that happened as long as you can remember?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, this has been with me forever.

[Sigh]

But did you used to be out of control? Following and then the only time.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, the only time this kid has been out of control is when that Warrant Officer W2 was training me and he liked to. Drove me completely insane.

[Hunter]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

That's when that. Oh, I was out of control there. Okay, I'm saying when you tell. When you tell a warrant officer, call him like 2am in the morning, cuss him out. Yeah. You're out of control. Okay, Because I was. Okay.

[Hunter]

How did you get a warrant?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Hunter]

Why were you talking to a warrant officer?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, he was my boss in the military. He's trying to get. He's trying to get me to go warrant officer.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. It was two of them. One of them was a W4, which I like the W4.

[Hunter]

I thought you're saying warrant.

[Martin]

No, no, he is saying warrant. But that's the title their WSI was.

[Hunter]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Martin]

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[Sigh]

They don't cut out a curve ball because it's coming down the middle, right?

[Martin]

It doesn't mean that you were poor planner or anything like that. Just sometimes it happens. Life sucks and you end up in a hole that you can't dig yourself out of. The early days of Doug Commander we just didn't make no money man like you didn't work here for the money.

[Sigh]

He made you hold your check a couple of times.

[Martin]

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[Phil Robertson]

Say that when he told me about yeah, you need your will sign off being the W4 sign off. I said no, wait a minute, who's the, who's the most problems NCO that you have? And he said well you are, you idiot. And I said, well I said and now you want me to be become one of you. I said, no. I said, I can get away with what I get away with because I'm an nco. I said, if I go officer, I've got to do like you. I gotta go. Nine bags full, sir. I said, that ain't me. No.

[Sigh]

So when you had the dream then, back in those days, were you in control of the.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no. Was when I worked for him. I was out of control, I'm saying. But he was driving me nuts.

[Hunter]

But did you have the dream?

[Sigh]

But did you have the dream then? Were you falling off?

[Phil Robertson]

I might not have it back then.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

Oh, man, we're really diving into the cycle.

[Phil Robertson]

I know I didn't have enough sense to have a dream back then, but he was driving me insane.

[Hunter]

Okay?

[Sigh]

That's what it is.

[Phil Robertson]

But I will say this. He trained me.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

But he didn't do me a favor because once he trained me, then I really got in trouble because I knew what I was doing.

[Hunter]

Oh, gosh.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Yeah, no, no, because I mean, folks.

[Martin]

At home, I don't know if you're enjoying this, but dad gum, I am today. Wow.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, because, hey, you got to understand, okay? I'm a alpha, okay? Big time male. Yeah.

[Hunter]

Male Alpha, 150 pounds.

[Phil Robertson]

And look. And my. Here's what. Here's a good one.

[Martin]

I'd have definitely hung you.

[Phil Robertson]

My brother, Har. Carol Robertson. My brother, next to my oldest was Jimmy Frank, Alpha. He was in the Air Force and he made it to first lieutenant. He went to ROTC in college. Well, he said I had a problem with authority.

[Martin]

True.

[Phil Robertson]

And hey, no, I said, I don't really have any problem with authority. I said, but if you're in authority and you're stupid. I do have a problem with being stupid.

[Sigh]

There it is. I was about to say there's a whole TV show, it was around 2012 to 2016. That whole point was your problem with the authority. Oh, no, that was your nephew.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, look how may have been, right? I may have a problem with authority. I don't know. But I have a problem with stupidity. And this is coming from someone who considered himself an uneducated bumpkin. Country Bumpkin.

[Hunter]

Bumpkin.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Sigh]

Martin, do you think psy has a problem with authority?

[Martin]

Absolutely. Here's what. And I'm not saying so, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out to all the Robertson men that I knew of his generation. But specifically I'm saying go ahead, all.

[Sigh]

Of them, except for Jeff.

[Martin]

I'd rather not. But I would say him, Tommy, Phil. I didn't know Harold, and I missed nothing.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, my God, I love him. But, hey, you didn't miss that.

[Martin]

But I. I worked with Jimmy Frank when he was doing the Book of Phil, the Legend of the Duck Commander. So I know that all of those males in that family all had a significant problem with authority of being told what to do. You could ask them to do something, but dare you make the mistake of insinuating that you're telling them what to do. You are going to be met with a swift suck on it. Or something to that effect.

[Phil Robertson]

You're right. I do have a problem with authority.

[Martin]

Now, if you approach them in a kind way and ask them to do something, the answer was always yes. They never once told me, no, tell me.

[Phil Robertson]

You asked.

[Martin]

But if you. If you messed up and said do this, they were going to do everything in their power to not do that.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. So you got to think about this, Willie. Got that? You got time on training, Okay? I wasn't a problem for anybody. But look, this guy for four years trained me.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And then he drove me insane doing it. Well, then, hey, when you come up and you're stupid, I can't handle it, okay?

[Martin]

And I've seen that in you, too. I've seen. I've seen that in you in a few circumstances where he's just like. I mean, you. You will rarely see psy quit, but just blatant stupidity. He will quit. He will just fold and say. Because he knows it's easier to quit than to address that problem. Him. Because he learned that military.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I used to address it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And try to change it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that didn't work.

[Martin]

No, he's learned now that didn't work.

[Phil Robertson]

With a colonel and a six.

[Martin]

Yeah. But I'm pretty sure all adults don't. Don't all adults have some problem with authority?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, with authority, I guess. Yeah.

[Hunter]

I mean, I don't know if I say all, but I would say probably.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, look, look, I would. If I would reach a certain age.

[Martin]

Where when somebody tells you to do.

[Phil Robertson]

Something, you're like, hey, they kept sending me to this one. One place. One place to work. Okay? But then they wouldn't let me do my work. They handcuffed me to Willie. No, no, I'm serious. They wouldn't. It got so bad that they actually told me, okay, you don't have a job. Sit down. Just sit at the desk to stay there and come in. Well, they thought I'd mess up where they could. You Know, fire me or put me in jail, whatever. Well, then they, they misjudged me on that because then I become Joe. Joe super trooper.

[Sigh]

Hell, Joe super trooper.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Hunter]

You change your whole personality.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Sigh]

Can we just go back to super trooper for Dan?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I'm not let you get away with stuff like that. So I rubbed it in their face every day.

[Sigh]

No, you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Sigh every day.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

They would walk when you're trying to.

[Martin]

House break a dog.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, hey, they will walk by my office and I'd grab my jug of tea and I, I said, hey, guy, I got a whole. Come here and have a glass of tea with me. You know, nobody. Hey. They blackballed me for a solid year.

[Hunter]

12 months, 365 days.

[Phil Robertson]

365 days. Would not talk to me, wouldn't do nothing with me, wouldn't. Yeah, nothing. And I rubbed in their day. I rubbed in their face daily.

[Hunter]

Now and then. Ended up in cuffs.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, did you get cuffed? That's what he said. No, no, no, no. The only good thing about some of the officers I served under, at least they was honest. Because if it had been dishonest, I'd have been in the pen.

[Sigh]

I'm in your whole thing that you're only 95% honest.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm just saying if they had been honest, I would have been in the ad. If they had been honest, I'd have been in.

[Hunter]

So they were honestly stupid in my opinion.

[Phil Robertson]

There is a lot of stupid in my opinion. Hey, look, I'm trained and they won't let me do my job.

[Hunter]

What was the job?

[Phil Robertson]

Supply.

[Martin]

Oh, man.

[Sigh]

And demand.

[Phil Robertson]

I was gonna say, look at that. You know, the thing is there's a bunch of problems here.

[Hunter]

Were they the demand and you were the supply?

[Phil Robertson]

No. Yeah, there's problems here. And I told them, I said, hey, turn me loose and I'll fix it in about three days.

[Martin]

That generally don't work out.

[Phil Robertson]

And they did what they should. Well, it would never get free. They got stupid. They said, no, you just sit down, shut up, you know, do what you're told. Yeah, yeah, go away. I was never told nothing. I was just. I had to come in every day for 12 months.

[Sigh]

You literally had a job working United States government.

[Phil Robertson]

Literally had no job sitting in a chair for 12 or 12 months. And look, the new majors that comes in, we watch each other for 90 days, okay? And he finally gets around because look, we got civilians and military and he's got like 90 people. He's got to interview and you'll get to know. Well, I'm the last one on the totem pole. So we've been watching each other for 90 days. To say I had a bad attitude is a understatement. So when me and this guy get together, I go in his office and report to him. Sit down, and we start discussing. He asked me a question. He said, what do you do, Robertson? Well, I just leaned forward because I didn't give a flip, okay? I just leaned forward and I said, well, I said, what have you seen me do?

[Martin]

There it is.

[Phil Robertson]

And he said, not a blank, blank thing. And I said, and I'm very good at it. Well, hey, he jumps up, gets that attention, calls me to attention, chews me out. Well, I done, I done poked the bear and pissed him off. So, hey, he asked me another question. I said, well, I'm going to ask you a question. Your question with a question. I said, you. I've watched you for 90 days. You've watched me for 90 days. I said, I've seen all these people that think I'm an idiot. Whispered in your ear. And I said, and I know who's they're whispering about. Yours truly. I said, I'm not stupid. They think I am. I said, I'm not. Matter of fact, I'm very intelligent and I'm very good at my job. I said, these idiots won't let me do my job.

[Sigh]

You almost had your greatest line. I don't know where my wallet's at.

[Martin]

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[Hunter]

Yeah, Hunter said it.

[Phil Robertson]

I got one.

[Hunter]

Can you dance like Gavin Laying on us, Hunter.

[Sigh]

Twice.

[Martin]

Dance, Gavin, dance.

[Sigh]

Dance.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, y'. All, this is Saul from Shreveport.

[Martin]

Shreveport.

[Sigh]

What did he say his name was?

[Martin]

Saul.

[Phil Robertson]

Softball.

[Hunter]

Saul paused it too late.

[Sigh]

Paul, what did he say his name was? Saul.

[Hunter]

Oh, Saul S A U, L maybe.

[Martin]

Or sol.

[Hunter]

Or sol. Straight out of luck.

[Martin]

He may be a. He may be a pipe. Pipe and steel business.

[Phil Robertson]

I thought that was.

[Hunter]

That was it.

[Phil Robertson]

This is Stall from Shreveport. And I was just wondering, did Willie ever get mad and get the smell out of the RV when y' all came to Shreveport? And what were you y' all thinking eating uncle size beans? Uncle sa. I agree with you. You have the helmet on and you're buckled up on the side by side. Thank y' all for the laugh. God bless y'. All Be safe.

[Martin]

Man, that's an old one.

[Phil Robertson]

That's old. That's old.

[Martin]

That's an old one there. That was against Vietnam special.

[Sigh]

That probably.

[Phil Robertson]

That was against the law. I had my helmet on, was buckled up, riding on a four by four on a trailer.

[Sigh]

Yeah, that's obvious why that's against the law.

[Phil Robertson]

And it's against the law.

[Sigh]

Yeah, it should be.

[Phil Robertson]

Should be. I argue with the cop. I said, what's against the law about it? I said, I'm buckled in, I've got a helmet on and I'm on a trailer.

[Martin]

And you've never seen nervous till you asked to drive that. Like America's uncle. You're pulling him down the road at 50 miles an hour.

[Sigh]

Were you driving?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

That was so long. I mean, that literally was, what? I don't know, 2011 maybe? Was that season one?

[Martin]

It was early.

[Phil Robertson]

It was early.

[Martin]

It was early.

[Hunter]

That sounds crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

We had just come back, I think from Shreveport, was ready to whiz on it.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. We went and picked up side by side.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, that was.

[Phil Robertson]

And they. They. They asked. The reason I was back there is because these boys that ate beans. Okay. And we're farting.

[Martin]

Hey, you're the one that made them. It wasn't nobody's fault but your own.

[Phil Robertson]

It was horrible. So I rolled on the trailer.

[Martin]

I don't know that the beans were near as big of the problem as the Spam with the jalapenos. Because you fried us some Spam. You made us a fried Spam.

[Phil Robertson]

That was a good sandwich.

[Martin]

That was a good sandwich. But he said he had his Vietnam special and the beans was hot. But that was a tough day, but a fun day. Yeah. I think somebody sent me a picture not long ago. That rv, somebody bought it and it's in, like, Deridder, Louisiana, just on the side of the road.

[Hunter]

That's funny.

[Sigh]

What were you on? On a side by side.

[Hunter]

Is there a picture of this? I've never seen it, so I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it was hilarious.

[Martin]

You didn't do any case study before he started the revival on what we did? Oh, man.

[Phil Robertson]

He's like me. Improv.

[Martin]

Improv, man.

[Phil Robertson]

Improv.

[Sigh]

I'm trying to figure out what funniest episode that even was.

[Hunter]

I've only seen a few things, and some of the funniest stuff is like, Willie when he gets the water hose when y' all buy the winery. And he's acting like he's peeing, but he's shooting the water hose like. Like he's peeing. That one's.

[Martin]

Yeah, that was.

[Hunter]

And then watching Bella do karate and going.

[Martin]

You've never lived to. They throw you into a big dummy drum of grapes barefooted.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

They're like. Well, just walk around.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. All you gotta do is crush him.

[Martin]

Yeah, I don't think I want to.

[Phil Robertson]

I think that was squashed in between your toes.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

Season one, episode 13.

[Hunter]

Okay.

[Sigh]

Redneck Road trip.

[Martin]

That sounds right.

[Sigh]

Jace tricks Willie into letting him use the Duck Commander rv and he brings Jet Martin and Sigh along. Meanwhile, chaos is caused when Willie finds an alligator and Phil and Kay's yard.

[Hunter]

Nice.

[Sigh]

I don't remember that.

[Martin]

Yeah, it was up under the shed. This one that alligator called up under the shed. Their home.

[Sigh]

Yeah, that was. That debuted 4873 days ago.

[Hunter]

That's crazy.

[Sigh]

Which means it probably happened 5000 days ago.

[Hunter]

That's crazy.

[Sigh]

May 16, 2012.

[Hunter]

13 wow. Years.

[Martin]

That's crazy.

[Phil Robertson]

But what did we do with Saul from Shreveport?

[Martin]

That's it. I mean, he was just asking about that.

[Sigh]

He was just asking why you like beans so much riding on the back?

[Hunter]

No, he was asking if Willie ever got mad.

[Sigh]

Oh, is that the question? Will he mad about everything?

[Hunter]

And did y' all get the smell out?

[Martin]

You had to ask a man in the Ritter there. It wasn't here. It wasn't here.

[Sigh]

Actually, we remodeled that entire rv.

[Martin]

Yeah. When Benny Doo Doo moved out of it.

[Sigh]

Yeah. That was like the first thing Willie had me do is remodel the rv.

[Martin]

Yeah, Benny Doo Doo moved out of it, and then it got remodeled and then it got gone, like here.

[Phil Robertson]

Benny Doo did live in that thing.

[Martin]

Yeah. He lived out front. Yeah. He's the reason we got a shower in here.

[Sigh]

Was there not a shower in that rv?

[Martin]

Well, I mean, you.

[Phil Robertson]

I like it when it's water issued. Showed up. Ask about him.

[Martin]

Oh, Benny Doo Doo.

[Phil Robertson]

And nobody knew old Jimson.

[Hunter]

I love Benny.

[Martin]

Yeah, Benny. Benny lived in our front parking lot for a while.

[Sigh]

He had a rip stick and he'd just come.

[Martin]

Rips.

[Sigh]

He'd come hang out in the warehouse because there was nothing in it back then and just bounce around. I found the episode. But there's a whole lot of commercials that I'm trying to pass to get to the part of Psy riding on the back.

[Martin]

I think they strapped a helmet, a GoPro on him or something. Yeah. If I remember, and told me to drive down the road, I was like, you're driving i20. No, I remember that. Yeah. Oh, we drove everywhere, man.

[Phil Robertson]

He drove. He pulled us over.

[Martin]

When you go on Downing Pine. Yeah, Downing Pine, that's where we got pulled over.

[Hunter]

That's funny.

[Martin]

That's when we finally got got. It's on Downing Ponds.

[Hunter]

A big.

[Martin]

Yeah, yeah. No, I drove it, man. I drove that RV so many places. I was probably out of that crew. I was really the only one you wanted driving it.

[Hunter]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Because, I mean, Goblin drove it everywhere.

[Sigh]

The boring.

[Hunter]

Like an 18 foot trailer or what?

[Martin]

Yeah. I mean, it was a good one.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on.

[Hunter]

Like, it was. It, like, had a Martin.

[Sigh]

You gotta look about you, son.

[Martin]

I know. I had hair down to my shoulders.

[Phil Robertson]

Look at this.

[Sigh]

There's the gut bomb.

[Martin]

I know that shirt anyway.

[Phil Robertson]

It's not good.

[Sigh]

Yeah, you were driving.

[Phil Robertson]

It's starting to smell like something died in here.

[Martin]

Drink a glass of water.

[Phil Robertson]

I should have knew better than give these boys my special because.

[Sigh]

Hey, there's lots of farting.

[Martin]

Yeah. There he is.

[Hunter]

Look at him.

[Sigh]

And then psy got on the. Yeah, there it is.

[Martin]

There we are.

[Sigh]

Took us a while to get here.

[Phil Robertson]

But we made it.

[Martin]

We did it. We did it.

[Phil Robertson]

There it is.

[Sigh]

Getting pulled over. And we're gonna have dinner around the.

[Phil Robertson]

Table or popo or the church.

[Hunter]

Right there.

[Sigh]

That was that the original.

[Martin]

Yeah, that was a wrap up of that, Commander. Sunday was the wrap up of that anyway. All right.

[Sigh]

Psalms 37:23. The steps of a man are established by the Lord when he delights in his way. Though he fall even in dreams for an extended period of time, he shall not be cast headlong, for the Lord upholds his hand.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Hunter]

Amen.

[Martin]

Don't worry about falling, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good one.

[Sigh]

You don't have to worry about falling.

[Phil Robertson]

S.