Willie Robertson HATED His Brother Al Moving Into the Family Compound

Summary

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Duck Call Room: Willie Robertson HATED His Brother Al Moving Into the Family Compound

Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guest Appearances: Phil Robertson, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Date: April 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Duck Call Room is a freewheeling ride through Robertson family history, rural Southern wisdom, hilarious tall tales, and the ever-present debate about whether black panthers roam Louisiana. The core of the episode centers around home renovations, family dynamics—particularly the infamous saga of Al moving into the “family compound”—and the question of what it means to live a “good life.” Mixed in are deep-dives into pop culture, hunting adventures, and the quirks and memories that have defined Duck Commander’s motley crew.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Aging, Health, and Si’s 78th Birthday Wisdom

• The show opens with Phil’s 78th birthday:
  • Phil offers wry wisdom about aging:

    "Your brain says, ‘hey, I can do that!’ Then your body says, ‘hey, fool, you can’t do that.’”
    (Phil, 01:27)

• The guys joke about what they’d do with $270 billion, touching on money, health, and how nothing lasts—“Kind of like a firework. You spend the money, you watch it go, and then it’s over.” (Si, 02:34)

2. The Absurdities of Health Advice Over the Years

• They riff on government and medical advice from their youth—cigarettes once being "good for you," sugar controlling your appetite, and the ever-shifting guidance on food:
  • “For all my life, they’ve always been saying, ‘oh, this is bad for you, that’s bad for you.’ Milk, eggs, bread. Welcome to life – it’s all bad for you!”
    (Phil, 05:28)
• The conversation weaves from cigarettes to vapes to psychedelics, poking fun at how yesterday’s healthy choices become today’s dangers.

3. Psychedelics and Veterans’ Mental Health

• Martin brings up the recent news on psychedelics like ibogaine, ayahuasca, and microdosing mushrooms for PTSD in veterans:
  • “If Marcus Luttrell says it works after all he’s been through, you may at least ought to give it…”
    (Martin, 09:15)
• Phil emphasizes you can’t judge a veteran’s trauma unless you’ve “walked a mile in their shoes.” (10:48)

4. Home Renovations, “Si Pads,” and the Family Compound

• Extended riffing on Phil’s $100,000 home remodel, the old “Si Pads” (modular homes with camo trim), and the hilarious escalation of who in the family has the biggest trailer.
  • “I’m just saying, my woman wanted it. That’s what my woman got.” (Phil, 16:23)
• The big family moment: Willie’s mixed feelings when Al moved into the family area:
  • “Now I look across my pond, all I see is a trailer…” (Martin, 19:10)
  • “If I run out of money, I’m gonna put a trailer right there on the other side of Willie. Be surrounded by ‘em!” (Si, 41:41)
• They reminisce about living in trailers on Caney Lake and how many great family years came from “humble beginnings.”

5. Legendary Tall Tales: Black Panthers, Trail Cameras, and Skeptical Laughter

• Ongoing debate about mysterious black panther sightings around Louisiana, the “evidence,” and listeners sharing dubious trail cam photos:
  • “That’s not a house cat—that’s…well, that looks like somebody used a saw. Looks like a cutout and planted it back!” (Phil, 35:27)
  • “I would say I’ve probably seen more Black Panther photos than any human being on earth,” (Si, 34:54)
• The guys wonder if all these sightings are helped by “psychedelics” or just the same Southern tradition of telling wild stories.

6. Family Ancestry, Eccentric Friends, and Robertson Transparency

• Phil shares a very Robertson brand of family honesty:
  • “We thought Ma and Pa were third cousins. Turns out they were second cousins. That explains a lot.” (Stone, 13:43)
• The crew laughs about drawing “weird magnets” their whole lives and having friends so odd, they’re worth a whole future episode.

7. Dinosaurs, New Species, and the Depths of Southern Lore

• Classic banter about dinosaurs (yes, of course they existed), new species found on faraway islands, and whether untold creatures still roam the oceans and jungles.
  • “Ocean’s deep, man. I was fixin’ to say, there’s stuff we ain’t even seen yet in the ocean.” (Stone/Sigh, 42:15)
• Si jokes about kids associating anyone born in the 1900s with Jurassic Park.

8. Water, Survival, and Red River Living

• Phil describes the beauty of spring water in Alabama and reminisces about drinking from the Red River as a child:
  • “I drank some in the Red River when I was a teenager…no ill effects, it was flowing water. That’s the difference between inbreeding and not inbreeding.” (Stone, 53:09)

9. Closing With Faith and a Touch of the Profound

• Si closes by reading Isaiah 52:7, tying together family, faith, and Southern tradition:
  • “How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news…” (Sigh, 54:34)
  • “How can they believe unless somebody preaches the gospel?” (Phil, 54:53)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Phil Robertson, on aging:
  “Your brain says, ‘hey, I do that.’ Then your body says, ‘hey, fool, you can’t do that.’” (01:27)

• Phil on money and power:
  “Absolute power corrupts absolutely…when you got all the money in the world, hey, I’d light cigars with $100 bills just ‘cause I could.” (04:32)

• Si, on health advice:
  “Welcome to laughter—life is bad for you.” (05:47)

• Martin, on psychedelics and PTSD:
  “If Marcus Luttrell says it’s good…after what that man saw and did, you may at least ought to give it.” (09:15)

• Martin and Si, on the family compound trailers:
  “Now I look across my pond, all I see is a trailer…” (Martin, 19:10)
  “If I run out of money, I’m gonna put a trailer right there on the other side of Willie. Be surrounded by ‘em!” (Si, 41:41)

• Phil, exposing family secrets:
  “We thought Ma and Pa were third cousins…turns out they were second cousins. That explains a lot.” (13:43)

• On the black panther photos:
  “That looks like somebody has used a saw. Looks like a cutout and planted it back.” (Phil, 35:27)

• Si, on the Jurassic Park generation gap:
  “There’s a new thing kids are doing—they ask what year you were born, and as soon as you say ‘19,’ they start singing the Jurassic Park theme song. All my kids are about to get whooped over it.” (41:17)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:08 – Phil turns 78: wisdom, aging, and health advice
• 05:28 – The ever-changing definition of “healthy” in America
• 08:53 – Debate: psychedelics, PTSD, and helping veterans
• 15:01 – Home renovation dilemma, modular/trailer house banter
• 19:04 – The saga of Al moving into the compound; Willie’s reaction
• 27:00 – The Robertson “weird friend magnet” effect
• 33:09 – Listener Black Panther email, questionable evidence
• 39:21 – Debating dinosaur existence and “Jurassic” generational divides
• 49:09 – The fate of the Aztecs and city lost to the jungle/water
• 52:08 – Phil’s Alabama spring water story and rural water wisdom
• 54:34 – Closing with Isaiah 52:7 and a message on sharing the gospel

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Episode Takeaways

• Southern humor and storytelling reign—wild tales, questionable “evidence,” and jabs at each other’s expense set the tone throughout.
• Family dynamics and home life are as important to the Robertsons as hunting or business.
• Curiosity and skepticism—whether about panthers in the woods, the latest health craze, or trailer design—go hand in hand.
• Faith and authenticity remain central, closing out even the most raucous episode with a scripture and an encouragement to “go tell somebody about Jesus.”

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This episode is a must-listen for fans who love the blend of wit, honesty, family lore, and the legendary storytelling that’s kept “Duck Call Room” a fan favorite for years.

Transcript

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[Martin]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. It is.

[Sigh]

Guy seems excited.

[Martin]

Oh, well, he should be excited. He's 78, baby. Yeah. Happy birthday.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, thank you.

[Martin]

How you feel, 78?

[Phil Robertson]

How does that feel? It sucks.

[Martin]

I was expecting a little more prognostication from you.

[Phil Robertson]

Your brain says, hey, I do that. Then your body says, hey, fool, you can't do that.

[Stone]

Can't do it.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you can't do that anymore.

[Sigh]

I bet you can.

[Phil Robertson]

You remember, here's the question of the day.

[Stone]

Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

Deal or no deal?

[Martin]

Deal.

[Sigh]

It depends on the price inside Mr. Mandel's box.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't think they're going to take the deal.

[Martin]

I. Oh, you're talking about that deal.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that deal.

[Sigh]

I don't think you've been watching the news. Sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, well, I watch it. Yep, yep. It's pitiful.

[Stone]

I got some advice for you. Quit watching the news.

[Martin]

He can't.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no.

[Sigh]

You don't know how to change the channel.

[Martin]

And he ain't figured out how to work that Xbox yet.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, you talking about a waste. What is goes height there has been $270 billion spent.

[Sigh]

I ain't got that kind of money.

[Phil Robertson]

And there's nothing left of what they spent the money on.

[Sigh]

It's typically how bombs work.

[Phil Robertson]

That's exactly right.

[Sigh]

Kind of like a firework. You spend the money, you watch it go, and then it's over.

[Martin]

It makes you feel good.

[Phil Robertson]

I just couldn't believe that when I seen that on the TV.

[Martin]

What? 270 billion. $270 billion. Yeah. Well, when you can name Your own price. You can make that number as big as.

[Phil Robertson]

So, yo, you talking about waste and abuse.

[Stone]

All that abuse, yo.

[Martin]

Hey, what would you do with 270 billion, sir?

[Phil Robertson]

Whatever I wanted to.

[Martin]

So if you wanted to drop a bomb, you would?

[Sigh]

Well, I would high fence Caney Lake. The whole thing?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

Ah, you could buy the whole lake and every house on it, and it would just be yours.

[Phil Robertson]

I'd be that one hole that wouldn't do accomplish nothing.

[Sigh]

It would.

[Phil Robertson]

You wouldn't even know if you bought it. You wouldn't even ever go to fishing. I'm serious. You would never go.

[Sigh]

Why not?

[Phil Robertson]

You just wouldn't.

[Martin]

Because you got it.

[Sigh]

78 years of wisdom.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm just wondering why you would never

[Martin]

go like to those side. If he had 270 billion, I bet it wasn't taking that long to get them teeth done.

[Sigh]

Well, hey, I bet y' all as buddy, I'll be real happy.

[Phil Robertson]

I would probably give it away.

[Martin]

Just give it away upstairs via the poker table. Give it away via the poker table or just in general?

[Phil Robertson]

No, everywhere. You know.

[Martin]

Would you ever drive again? Would you ever drive again?

[Phil Robertson]

No. No. Hey, hey. This boy would never get in a car.

[Sigh]

You wouldn't get in a car. How you gonna get places?

[Phil Robertson]

I'd drive a jet and land. Hey, I be in a jet. Everywhere I go, I go jet.

[Sigh]

But like, if you were just going

[Phil Robertson]

to chicken filet, I wouldn't go nowhere. They'd bring chicken filet to me.

[Stone]

That already happens.

[Sigh]

It's a good point.

[Stone]

Ain't going nowhere.

[Sigh]

So you would never.

[Phil Robertson]

That's where. Hey, the little phrase is absolute power corrupts absolutely. That's where that phrase comes from. Yeah, because when you got all the money in the world, hey, I'd light cigars. Was $100 bill just because you could just Cause I could.

[Sigh]

He was gonna give it away, but then he thought about lighting a cigar. Well, that'd be good for your lungs.

[Martin]

Hey, 78.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why. That's why I got that stupid thing right now is I was stupid and smoked cigarettes because the government lied to me. You can't trust the government.

[Martin]

They lied to you?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, they lied to me.

[Martin]

What did they used to tell you? It was good for you.

[Stone]

Yeah, cigarettes were good for you.

[Sigh]

Oh, hey, you know, I did see an ad one time for a healthy new snack called sugar from like the 1950s.

[Stone]

Oh, yeah.

[Sigh]

It was like a teaspoon of sugar will help you every day.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

I was like, that seems outrageous.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's. That's Something that tickles me. Okay. Because, you know, for all you know, my life, they've always been saying, oh, this is bad for this bad for you. This bad for, you know, Milk, bad for you. Eggs are bad for you. Bread's bad for you.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, welcome to laughter. Life is bad for you.

[Stone]

A lot of things is bad for you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Sigh]

So I turned 78, went dark on us.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, I'm just, you know, that's what, you know, all our great minds think about this.

[Stone]

It was first, you know, 30, 40, 50 years ago. Cigarette. Everybody's smoking cigarettes. Then all of a sudden they say, well, cigarettes bad for you. Remember when your mama passed away?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, hey. Phil says, yo, when mom passed away, Phil said singers finally got her at 98, 40, 94.

[Martin]

94.

[Phil Robertson]

94 years to get her. But it got her.

[Stone]

Then you got the snuff. It's. We know it's not good for you, right? Your gums give you cancer.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, nothing.

[Stone]

You got you. But now they got the vapes. They don't even know what that's going to do to you. Well, no water in your lungs. I don't know if that's a good idea.

[Sigh]

I'm out on that.

[Stone]

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people got.

[Phil Robertson]

Baby, what is it? That's like fantasy. Everything's fantasy today.

[Stone]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Nothing's real.

[Stone]

Well, he's talking about when you take a puff on the babe, you start to fantasize you still.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. You know, and now, hey, it's like you're. That's another good thing that's in the news. Psychedelic drugs.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, the prayers is into that, buddy. Hey.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, Abigail, we're going to.

[Phil Robertson]

But I like it, because here's the deal. He's another thing. Is okay. Is the right to try. You know, you're dying, you got some kind of disease, you're dying.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And, hey, they have a drug over here, says, hey, it may help you or it may not. Well, if I'm dying, hey, who cares? Take it.

[Sigh]

Give it a whirl.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Stone]

You got nothing to lose.

[Phil Robertson]

Give it a shot. Give it your best shot.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

This is from the 50s. It was in magazines. Have a soft drink before your main meal. Sugar might be the willpower you need to curb your appetite.

[Stone]

Huh.

[Sigh]

So whatever they're telling us now, one day there's going to be kids in 2072 laughing at whatever we're doing.

[Martin]

But I wonder if that's not a little bit.

[Phil Robertson]

Have you seen that? No.

[Sigh]

If you drink a Coke before Your meal.

[Martin]

I'm talking about. I'm talking about coke, baseball back then. I'm talking about before we figured out all the additives and other junk to put in it. One Coke would actually go bad. Cane sugar, you know, like, when it was just actually real sugar and not this processed junk that. The high fructose corn syrup and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. I saw that deal with Trump in the ibogaine. I also noticed that Marcus Luttrell was behind him, and if it were for Marcus Luttrell, I'm. I'm. I'm willing for anybody to go ahead and do that.

[Sigh]

Ibogaine.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

I don't know what we're talking about.

[Martin]

It's like, that's that deal Aaron Rodgers did.

[Sigh]

Well, he's normal.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm trying to think of the most popular ones that would know. I mean, I think the Ovon's done it. They call it ayahuasca and other things, but it's really.

[Sigh]

You're really going down a path here, Martin.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah, I'm in on that. I'm in on psychedelics, man. Micro dust, microdosing mushrooms. It seems to help. These people got ptsd, man. And if we can help those soldiers with that stuff, I'm in on it. Like, again, if Marcus Latrell says it's good, if it worked for him, after what that man saw, he saw and did, you may at least ought to give it.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, a whirl would look. Things like that. Hey, that's why I. When people. I read something happened in the news and events involved, I said, well, you. You know, if you fool with a veteran, you're really stupid because, hey, you're fooling with natural glycerin.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because it could go off on you at any time.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because you don't know what that man's been through. Okay.

[Martin]

I mean, most everybody seen Luttrell's movie, and that was the movie. I mean, I couldn't imagine what he saw in real life.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, he. He. You know, he talked to Phil and told the whole story to him, and Bill related some of it, you know, to me. And I. I said, good grief.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

But the.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, that's unreal. But what was unreal is every time he had to jump off a mountain to get away from him, his M60 would end up, you know, he's tumbling down a mountain.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And when he stopped, his thing would be in an arm's reach.

[Martin]

That's what I'm saying. If it if it can work for that man, then it's at least worth a try.

[Phil Robertson]

Here's the thing, you know, you don't know what you know, if you know if it's bad or good for somebody. No, you know, and that's like doctors, the reason doctors can't help our vets. They have been through what they went through. Yeah, well, hey, if you ain't been through it, you can't tell me nothing. Yo.

[Martin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Phil Robertson]

One of them deals. Hey, that's one of them things. Hey, if you didn't experience it, hey, you know, hey, hey, dude, put on my. My shoes and walk in my shoes for five miles.

[Martin]

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[Sigh]

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[Martin]

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[Sigh]

He does every time he goes to bed. Just in his own mind. He don't need them.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. For one of them, well, hey, I'm out of my mind anyway, but, you know, so I don't need no drugs. I. I get, I get high enough on what?

[Sigh]

I just, you know, size high on life, y'.

[Stone]

All.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, just life.

[Sigh]

On 78 years of life, you got

[Stone]

to have two whiskey drinks just to have a conversation with him.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, Stone had to read my book for me. And hey, it says, he said he still had changed.

[Sigh]

Stone.

[Phil Robertson]

He said he still had got over it.

[Stone]

I had to go to therapy.

[Sigh]

Had to go to therapy.

[Phil Robertson]

But look, I tried to be a normal.

[Sigh]

When?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I tried it for about 10 minutes.

[Sigh]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

After that, I went back to bed.

[Stone]

Hey, crazy normal about your family? Nothing?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, like, when you, you know, yo, you know, here's these women, they have babies, and then the baby, they take them to the doctor and they said, yeah, he's got this, this, this, these three things. But it's okay, you know, he'll grow out of it. Well, everything a baby has, I've had it all.

[Sigh]

What?

[Stone]

Everything?

[Sigh]

Chickenpox.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, chickenpox. Whatever, Whatever you can have. I, it.

[Stone]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Dementia. I, I, I was born with that.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Stone]

You know, Phil called me in there one day. He said, hey, hey, it's worse than what we thought. I said, what are you talking about? We thought Ma and Pa were third cousins.

[Phil Robertson]

Third coat.

[Stone]

Turns out they were second cousins. I said, that explains a lot. I look at my wife in a whole.

[Phil Robertson]

I love it. The Robinsons have always been transparent.

[Stone]

Oh, yeah.

[Sigh]

Transparent.

[Stone]

Yeah. True story.

[Phil Robertson]

What's the true story? What you see, baby, is what you get.

[Sigh]

So your parents were second cousins?

[Phil Robertson]

That's what they say. I don't.

[Stone]

That's the result right there.

[Sigh]

Martin, you're a biologist. Care to chime in?

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Martin]

I mean, lion breeding works in cattle. Works in cattle, works in deer. I don't know about humans, but, you

[Phil Robertson]

know, we tried to find a girlfriend who had family reunions.

[Sigh]

Okay.

[Martin]

The family reunion was just like, y' all speed dating.

[Phil Robertson]

There you go.

[Sigh]

Not a lot of people in Vivian. Are we positive Kay and Phil aren't some sort of cousins? Pretty sure we are.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, when you get good, good DNA. Hey, you're on with it, boys.

[Martin]

Or perhaps y' all are the only people that can stand each other.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

You know, there's a lot of different ways to look at that when you good. Just like you said, if you ain't

[Phil Robertson]

walked a mile of my shoes, it's all about perspective.

[Martin]

How's your house done yet?

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Martin]

How much longer you got?

[Phil Robertson]

I think they're finishing the paint today and putting everything backward, you know?

[Martin]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

I think they're hooking up my, my stove and my water thing in the kitchen.

[Sigh]

They just gutted that thing.

[Martin]

Oh, hey, I'm looking forward to coming back over. Does it look different?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, it looks different.

[Sigh]

They built a new house just inside the old.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, that's 100 grand.

[Martin]

100 G's, baby.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. That's what I said when it happened.

[Martin]

100G.

[Sigh]

And you've been in an Airbnb for three months.

[Phil Robertson]

Well hey you got to think about it. They down to the studs.

[Martin]

I know. I'm just wondering why you didn't pop the axles back under it and start over.

[Stone]

No, all that thing off get another one.

[Martin]

It had been the same price Hunter G I don't know how much is

[Sigh]

a sapad going for these days?

[Martin]

Well that's a three layer one there so I don't know but yeah it comes in I mean it just, it just seems like I mean but a hundred you could, you could have made some better choices.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you got fleeced. Well hey that was. Hey here's the deal. I'm just saying my woman wanted. That's what my woman got.

[Martin]

No, I understand.

[Sigh]

I will not never. Opportunity to show this the side pad for relaxing.

[Stone]

Does that have a camouflage skirt?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Sigh]

Yeah oh yeah limited edition baby.

[Martin]

Yeah that'd be real tree max five on the bottom of that baby.

[Sigh]

If any of you live iPad currently could you let us send us an email let us know how it's going if it's going better than the triple version if you had to also gut yours and spend 100 grand.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a big one there though. First one, first one was little bitty thing.

[Martin]

That's so good.

[Sigh]

Look at Sai had his own brand of mobile home modular homes pre manufactured.

[Phil Robertson]

Ain't a mobile home.

[Martin]

You can put towers on it. It's mobile.

[Phil Robertson]

It ain't mobile.

[Stone]

You know how Warren Buffett made most of his money mobile home really look it up.

[Phil Robertson]

Modular.

[Sigh]

I'm sorry, I'm too busy looking at the camouflage background.

[Stone]

Does that come with with the side

[Sigh]

pan of the TV and the side pad.

[Martin]

There it is. Holy cow.

[Phil Robertson]

That's amazing.

[Stone]

I wonder how many.

[Martin]

And that's only what 12 years ago. 10 years ago.

[Sigh]

There's people still living in that.

[Stone]

Oh yeah. I wonder how much how many of those they sold a bunch had to

[Martin]

call to find folks at Clayton Holmes. Figure it out. I think we need to run it back Sigh but what would you change about it?

[Sigh]

Oh wait, there's more. There's more Advertisement look at well he was Clayton. Check out my pad Jack. The side pad.

[Martin]

That one's got a nice little earth tone outside. Okay looks but 2013, 13 years ago

[Phil Robertson]

the marketing was aim to please.

[Martin]

That is so good.

[Sigh]

It ain't a bad little place. I could do without the camouflage accents on the inside.

[Martin]

No man you gotta have that.

[Phil Robertson]

Well hey Al's got one and hey that thing's beautiful.

[Stone]

A side pad he don't have no

[Phil Robertson]

no, he has a big one. Clayton home.

[Stone]

You got an even bigger one?

[Phil Robertson]

No, Al's is bigger than mine.

[Sigh]

Now yours is a triple. They had to get three 18 wheelers. Al only got two.

[Phil Robertson]

Al got the biggest one.

[Martin]

You remember when Al moved into that thing? Remember Willie?

[Sigh]

I ain't gonna say it, but yeah, it was. It was amazing.

[Martin]

Now I look across my pond and all I see is a trail.

[Sigh]

Oh, the Friendly Confines.

[Stone]

Now he's got Christian there for a blocker.

[Martin]

For a blocker. Oh, man, he used to rip Al so much on that. Golly, that was funny. That was so. That was so good.

[Phil Robertson]

A trailer park.

[Sigh]

Hey, I'm.

[Phil Robertson]

I got nothing.

[Martin]

No, I. It just the way he used to talk about it.

[Sigh]

If I run out of money, I'm gonna put a trailer right there on the other side of Willie.

[Martin]

Be surrounded by.

[Sigh]

Surround them.

[Martin]

It'd be in tornado alley.

[Sigh]

Then that's where my mom and papa lived. In a trailer right there beside Willie's house before.

[Martin]

Oh yeah. Where the. Where the backstop ended up right now where the.

[Sigh]

Where the basketball court is now.

[Stone]

One of the best years of my life. We're in it. I was living in a trailer on Cany Lake. Yep. Well, that now live in that trader right next to fill in cave. Oh, that too.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know. You live down there?

[Stone]

Oh yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You lived in the trailer?

[Stone]

Me and Anna lived there for about nine, 10 months. We went fishing every evening. Good life.

[Sigh]

That's awesome.

[Stone]

We broke that thing in. I'm talking. Broke it in, right?

[Martin]

Oh boy.

[Sigh]

Isaiah 50.

[Martin]

Was it a Carly model?

[Stone]

I don't know.

[Sigh]

Hey, did you see in the news that crazy person beating on that dude's door? It was nuts. But a stop box would sure come in handy.

[Martin]

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[Sigh]

Watch this. Muscle memory, Martin. Just like that.

[Martin]

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[Phil Robertson]

I've got a buddy of mine. Oh, he plays, he, he played 19, 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his shoe and didn't do it and said, oh man, my face.

[Sigh]

Hold on, hold on. Didn't know it.

[Phil Robertson]

And then he said, oh man, my feet hurt. He'd hit a paw.

[Stone]

Who did that, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

Don. Who's Ashley? Don Ashley. No, no, I'm serious. The one played 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his cube for the hole. And they're walking. They ain't got the cards. No, they're walking with the.

[Martin]

Don ain't never walked.

[Stone]

No,

[Phil Robertson]

it is. That's what he was, that's what he's playing golf for. His, for health.

[Sigh]

Health. And he had two golf balls.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right. And he, he, he weighed about five bushes on his feet.

[Stone]

Playing golf.

[Phil Robertson]

Playing golf.

[Martin]

You don't think, you don't think. You don't think any of that bunch you play poker with lied to you, do you?

[Phil Robertson]

They're all, they'd lie. They all liars. Whatever. Humans are liar.

[Stone]

World class life.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay? That's right.

[Martin]

It sound like to me he tried to make an uncle size story. I mean, that's something you do except, you know you'd eventually make a hole in one.

[Phil Robertson]

He was a pretty good storyteller because look, he goes to the house with his hand wrapped up and I said, what happens? Well, I got some kind of disease and they had to cut two fingers off.

[Sigh]

That's sad.

[Phil Robertson]

So look, he kept telling us, you know, and he said, the preacher's gonna come by here in a minute and say a prayer for me to help me heal, you know. And it was, it was Cruz pulled up to, you know, play poker. So when Cruz come in to Him. Him and Don. He said, yeah. Cruz just said a prayer for me out out in your yard. That's okay. I said, oh, yeah? Yeah. Then he couldn't stand no more and got to laugh and just took the bandit off. I said, hey, come here, man. I got a meat cleaver. Come in and put your. Your fingers right there as a hand down. I said, you lie to me again, I'm gonna cut off two of them.

[Martin]

Well, I hate to tell you he lied to you about that golf ball story.

[Sigh]

Well, hey, I wish we had a. I don't think I could get my shoe.

[Phil Robertson]

Four guys. Hey, back him up. They said, hey, guess what?

[Stone]

They're liars too.

[Phil Robertson]

No. Well, hey. He said, he took his shoes off and he said, no wonder my feet hurt. He said, look at the size and blisters they wore.

[Martin]

I got nothing.

[Stone]

That's not believing.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's it.

[Martin]

I mean, that's one of them things. That's one thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Podcast is over. Don had four blisters on it. He played 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his tennis shoe.

[Sigh]

And you believe it?

[Phil Robertson]

I didn't say that. I'm just telling the story.

[Martin]

Yeah, he never said he believed.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, this is true, or I believe it. I just said, hey, these are the people.

[Sigh]

Sigh, hangs out.

[Martin]

I went with all Fox News. I'll report, you decide.

[Phil Robertson]

That's it. Voice. He said, I report. Hey.

[Sigh]

Man's a reporter.

[Martin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Sigh]

That is a wild one.

[Phil Robertson]

I tell you, I've led a very interesting life.

[Martin]

It gets more interesting.

[Phil Robertson]

The reason is, hey, I've had some weird friends.

[Martin]

Why you think that is?

[Sigh]

Who do you think is your weirdest one?

[Phil Robertson]

Who, huh?

[Sigh]

Of all your friends ever. You've got a lot of.

[Phil Robertson]

How many Feeling K.

[Martin]

Why you Robertsons attract a weird one?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, no, no. Cause, look, my friends.

[Martin]

Pretty normal.

[Sigh]

You say that, but we're friends with him.

[Martin]

No, I understand.

[Phil Robertson]

It was James H. Robinson and Merritt Robertson that started all this.

[Stone]

And they were.

[Martin]

They were cousins.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. And they say they were second cousins. Hey, I don't know, but they. Hey, the Robsters. Joe. I guess we're. We're a weird magnet because, you know, Bill has had some strange people come to his house and stay there. Live there a while.

[Stone]

Yeah, they just camp out.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, just camp out. You know, you walk in there sometime and, hey, it'd be some dude laying on the floor.

[Sigh]

No, you say, so many names are going through my head.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. What's wrong? What's wrong with him? Because he's always snoring. So what's wrong with. I saw. He's okay.

[Stone]

No.

[Martin]

Anybody ever just showed up at your

[Phil Robertson]

house every now and here. Yeah, yeah. It's. Yo. It's. It's the overflow.

[Sigh]

The overflow is we need to just have an episode of Phil and size eclectic friendships. We can bring Skip Coobion on, tell about how he remembers when he was in the womb.

[Phil Robertson]

Tim Myers.

[Martin]

It was dark matter.

[Phil Robertson]

Who was that? Who was that? Oh, that was the artist. Skip 100. I can remember when I was in the womb.

[Sigh]

He remembers being in the womb.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he was philosophy. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Let's see what I need to do here.

[Martin]

Scary goofy on that dude.

[Phil Robertson]

Wow.

[Sigh]

And would build something for this office like a. Like a table. And it would have 400, 172 screws in it.

[Phil Robertson]

But. But that's one thing. No, no. But that's one thing. Growing up in the Robinson neighborhood, huh? Life was never dull.

[Martin]

Oh, no. Y' all were poachers.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, running from the law. Oh, no. We had more fun.

[Stone]

Well, a couple of those.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, you would have to. You would have to go to Africa and catch you about 40 monkeys and put them in a barrel to have as much fun as you around the neighborhood. Robertson neighborhood.

[Stone]

That would be pretty fun.

[Sigh]

I don't know if that's fun or not.

[Phil Robertson]

Catching monkeys.

[Sigh]

Oh, monkeys are mean.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, you would have to. I mean, hey, you'd have to have 40 monkeys in the barrel. Have fun. I've had.

[Stone]

There used to be a game when I was a kid. We had monkeys in a barrel. You remember that game?

[Sigh]

Pull it out.

[Stone]

Anyway, so you know that the only other official sighting of the Black Panther came from one of Phil's assistants. Oh, no.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, one of my aunts shot at one right in a Hulk tree over her house. She was pregnant at the time. She missed it. That was the bad part. That was the funny part. Because this woman could shoot buddy. Nobody. Everybody said, what do you mean? What do you mean you missed him? She said, well, I got excited. I just looked up and seen him just growling at me. She said, you know, scared me a little bit, so I missed him.

[Sigh]

Who was she pregnant with, huh? I'd like to meet that person.

[Phil Robertson]

One of the Alexanders.

[Sigh]

So who was the other black parent may have been?

[Phil Robertson]

Tim Alexander. Yeah.

[Sigh]

Oh, Tim.

[Phil Robertson]

Because he's kind of like me. He's had all the diseases, too. Of childhood.

[Sigh]

The diseases of childhood.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on.

[Sigh]

Who else saw the black.

[Stone]

Oh, it was one of one of the. Was it Huffy Duffy Snuffy?

[Phil Robertson]

I have no idea.

[Stone]

One of the Nuffy Huffy's but he was like. I think his name was. I think we called him Huffy. He was friends with. Anyways, I forget. But he had claimed to see the black panther on the main road. So that's when him and Phil started putting out cameras and looking for tracks and. But they never came up with any evidence.

[Phil Robertson]

No hard evidence being Phil sees plenty of tracks, cat tracks over on field property.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And there's about it take, you know, bigger than my hand, Martin. Especially after a rain on. On a muddy muddy. Right away.

[Stone]

Yeah, I believe you.

[Sigh]

Martin doesn't seem to be buying into that one.

[Stone]

And I think there was one other sighting but I think those guys. But here's what were we talking about at the beginning of the podcast? The.

[Sigh]

Oh, the psychedelics.

[Stone]

Yeah, the psychedelics. I think there were psychedelics involved.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, here's what gets me. They didn't mountain lions. Okay, that's a big cat that deal. But they're like a deer kind of that color with this two tone. They got a little tan and then a little orange glow to them in the other part.

[Martin]

How many mountain lions you say?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I've seen quite a few.

[Sigh]

He's letting interest.

[Phil Robertson]

But I did see one of them on Phil's property.

[Stone]

Wait, big cat. You saw a mountain lion. And a black panther.

[Phil Robertson]

And a black panther.

[Martin]

There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, Alan saw. Saw a big cat.

[Stone]

Al did see a mountain.

[Phil Robertson]

Mountain. But there's a mountain in. And it was pine in the pine thicket. You know when you're going out to Phil's place on red cut rope. He saw it. Yeah, yeah. He's driving along and that's running with him.

[Stone]

Oh yeah. It's very, very believable story.

[Phil Robertson]

About 15 miles an hour. He's. He's looking and this thing jumping through the woods, you know. So hey, you know, pulled up.

[Martin]

Was this before or after Christ.

[Phil Robertson]

Well I don't know because Al was known to dabble when he was living down there. But he saw it, you know. But hey, hard to say but hey, you got the big black mountain lion. Not a black mountain mount, but a mountain lion. You got the big. The one in Florida. He's not a black panther. That's a Florida panther.

[Stone]

Florida panther.

[Sigh]

Florida panther.

[Martin]

As soon as you leave.

[Phil Robertson]

No, but no, this is what? Jaguar. Jaguar. He's South America. Okay, but they got him in.

[Martin]

How the heck he get to Florida?

[Sigh]

It's a short swim.

[Phil Robertson]

Look. That's another thing they said everything is moving from the south, going north.

[Sigh]

How they gonna get over all you big cats?

[Phil Robertson]

What?

[Sigh]

How they gonna get over that wall?

[Martin]

They stop right there. Plenty to eat.

[Sigh]

The one between us and Mexico Ain't no wall, son.

[Phil Robertson]

You gotta go to China. That has a great wall, boy.

[Stone]

Oh, man.

[Sigh]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Sigh]

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[Phil Robertson]

Now that's a human being in a black category. Black.

[Sigh]

Don't ruin the Glenn Daniels said he found this one in West Virginia on a trail cam.

[Martin]

That's good.

[Sigh]

Look at there.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, that's Johnny. God on top of the black dark side of the moon, boys.

[Martin]

That's old Johnny Goblin. Look at that visor. I know that face anywhere, man.

[Sigh]

That black panther has shrunk, by the way.

[Martin]

Yeah, he's. He's a house

[Sigh]

stone's getting up in age. You got to take a break a

[Martin]

little TT break, he'd be back.

[Sigh]

There is another one.

[Phil Robertson]

Prostrate is acting up, boys.

[Sigh]

I did get a Black Panther email that I've never seen this photo, which is rare.

[Martin]

Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

Doesn't look like a regular cat.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Because the news.

[Sigh]

I would say I've probably seen more Black Panther photos than any human being on earth at this point, because everybody sends me everyone that's ever been he on a tree.

[Phil Robertson]

Like he was climbing on tree.

[Sigh]

Damien from Conway, South Carolina. Damien sent this one in. Martin's just laughing.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good. That's a good one.

[Sigh]

Why is it bad?

[Phil Robertson]

It is a good one. No, that's a good one.

[Sigh]

It's a baby.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not.

[Sigh]

That is not a house cat.

[Phil Robertson]

No, that looks like. That look like somebody has used a saw. Looks like a cut out and planted it back.

[Sigh]

Why does its tail.

[Martin]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know.

[Martin]

Its tail looks like it needs to sign up for him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Martin's laughing. I know why he was laughing. Okay.

[Martin]

Tail's the reason. Stone's in the bathroom right now.

[Phil Robertson]

He went and bought him a 4 by 8 sheet of plywood. Had a stall and had done that, then painted it black, so hooked it on the tree.

[Martin]

That's so bad.

[Phil Robertson]

That's good. I love it.

[Sigh]

Somebody put that on in front of somebody.

[Phil Robertson]

That's like the cowboy with his horse. Oh, did you see out your people's yards?

[Martin]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

What? I don't.

[Sigh]

Yeah. What yard has a cowboy on a horse?

[Phil Robertson]

No, he ain't on a horse. He's on one knee, praying.

[Martin]

Oh.

[Sigh]

Oh, that.

[Stone]

That.

[Sigh]

I've seen that.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Okay.

[Phil Robertson]

There we go. With a horse. It's a cross. Yo.

[Martin]

That's so bad.

[Phil Robertson]

I knew why you was laughing.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's just. That's just bad.

[Sigh]

That might be the worst one.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Sigh]

I really wasn't paying that close of attention to it, but that is a.

[Martin]

And then you got it on.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, that put me in the. On the horns of a dilemma. If I actually saw one, y', all,

[Sigh]

he's still going with.

[Phil Robertson]

With the 30. 30 in my hand.

[Sigh]

What would.

[Phil Robertson]

Because people say they don't exist. And I'm just saying I ought to kill him and then show him to you. Then maybe you'd believe.

[Stone]

Well, you call. I said, but call Wildlife and Fisheries. Ask them if you can shoot one.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no. Well, I did. I did that one night. And hey, I wish I'd had this conversation. Done. The guy, on the other hand, he said, no. I said, wait, A minute. Why can't I shoot my imagination? I said, you're telling me I don't see what I see. I said, so now I called and asked permission to shoot it. And you say, oh, you can't shoot them.

[Sigh]

What are the rules? Like, if I shot a moose in Louisiana, there's no moose season.

[Phil Robertson]

All you gotta say is, I was in fear of my life.

[Martin]

I was scared.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I've come around. I come around a big oak tree. And I said, there he was.

[Martin]

If you shoot a mousso, call me. That stuff's good. I'll help you butcher him up.

[Phil Robertson]

We'll have a party. It's like when that guy killed that bull and he's telling me, hey, what his wife said, what are we gonna

[Sigh]

do when he punches barbecue?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we're gonna have barbecue. Call all the fol.

[Martin]

Barbecue.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Sigh]

Yeah. I just don't know the rules on, you know, shooting animals that there are no seasons for. Well, because they're not supposed to be there. But I mean, a moose could get lost and walk down I20, cross Mississippi River. You don't have to cross the Mississippi river to get to me.

[Martin]

Oh, we got bridges. Yeah, I'm on the.

[Sigh]

I'm on the moose side of the Mississippi River.

[Martin]

Are you? I guess some. Yeah.

[Sigh]

A moose could technically walk from Colorado to here if he felt like it.

[Martin]

Oh, yeah. Shyness, moose. I forgot about them little guys.

[Sigh]

Little.

[Martin]

Well, compared to, like the Yukon mooses and all that.

[Sigh]

But technically that could walk here too. It would just take a really long time.

[Martin]

He better get started.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a big animal.

[Martin]

He better get started if he gonna make it here, he better get to rolling.

[Sigh]

Oh, I don't think I could shoot a moose. I would feel bad about it because they're so big.

[Martin]

I've been watching too much Ice Age. All I'm thinking about is old Manny walking down here. The woolly mammoth.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Sigh]

If you see a woolly mammoth, do not shoot it. You will be in trouble. Those are endangered, sir.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, they're extinct.

[Martin]

How do you feel about dinosaurs? We ever asked you that? How do you feel about dinosaurs?

[Phil Robertson]

What do you mean? Did they exist?

[Martin]

Were they here?

[Sigh]

Yeah, of course they were. Are there people that don't believe in dinosaurs now?

[Martin]

I think so. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, I think that's a pretty good old Montana.

[Martin]

Montana?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

They go to Glen Rose, Texas, the dinosaur capital of Texas.

[Phil Robertson]

They, you, you know, you see some of the bones.

[Martin]

Yeah. I was just curious. There are. Pete. Right like that. I Mean, I'm not making this up. Correct. You're on the Internet.

[Sigh]

I'm doing it right now.

[Martin]

Do dinosaurs. Did dinosaurs exist?

[Sigh]

Why do people think dinosaurs are a myth?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

I mean, I went through a story. I was worried about birds, but.

[Martin]

And the moon.

[Phil Robertson]

I got a question.

[Sigh]

I believed in the moon.

[Phil Robertson]

You gotta have a little faith.

[Sigh]

People on it. I was questioning. I'm now siding with the people on it.

[Phil Robertson]

You know why I think that they existed? Because where did it all come from? Oh, yeah. Earl.

[Sigh]

You cook it.

[Phil Robertson]

Earl.

[Martin]

Goodbye.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that all came from was dead dinosaurs.

[Martin]

Dead dinosaurs.

[Phil Robertson]

Thousands of them.

[Martin]

Millions, brother.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Martin]

Millions.

[Phil Robertson]

Big ones. I don't. Big, bad ones with big, giant teeth.

[Stone]

Yeah. That's one of the best songs ever made.

[Martin]

Goodbye, Earl.

[Sigh]

No, Dinosaur.

[Martin]

Oh, dinosaur.

[Sigh]

It's a good one.

[Martin]

I went back to Earl.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right, Earl.

[Sigh]

Dinosaur is a jam. We were at the thing in a

[Martin]

song about making love to your drummer.

[Sigh]

Oh, boy.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the best one, is.

[Sigh]

No, we were at. Where were we at? We were at the Flying Tiger the other night. There was a guy up in the corner singing and he just cranked out a little dinosaur.

[Martin]

Oh, really? What Carter, think of that? Was he there?

[Phil Robertson]

Were y'.

[Sigh]

All. He was amazed that I knew every word to a song from the 1900s.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

There's a new thing kids are doing too, where they ask you what year you were born. And as soon as you say 19, they start singing the Jurassic park theme song. All my kids are about to get whooped over it.

[Martin]

Really, dad?

[Sigh]

What year were you born? I'm like, 19, and I'm like, it's not funny. I'm not that old.

[Martin]

Yeah, we are.

[Sigh]

Yeah, we are.

[Martin]

We really are.

[Sigh]

That's what the kids are doing these days.

[Martin]

Yeah. We really are that old. And that's fine. That's a badge of honor.

[Phil Robertson]

What got me about the dinosaurs is all the different species. Yeah.

[Sigh]

They're like dogs.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Yeah. They had a lot.

[Phil Robertson]

Your little bitty ones and you got your giant ones.

[Martin]

That's because they was cousins.

[Phil Robertson]

And then you got your super big ones. Big long neck. And all they ate was vegetables.

[Stone]

What about the ones under underwater?

[Sigh]

Oh, them are the ones we got to be worried about.

[Phil Robertson]

They were cool.

[Sigh]

No, not nowhere. They could still be around.

[Stone]

Yeah. How would you know that?

[Martin]

Ocean deep, man.

[Sigh]

That ocean's big.

[Phil Robertson]

I was fixing. That's true.

[Sigh]

Because I'm a believer in the flood took out the dinosaurs.

[Phil Robertson]

I will. I will.

[Sigh]

That can't take out the underwater ones.

[Phil Robertson]

You know that hey, there's stuff we ain't even seen yet in the ocean.

[Sigh]

Oh, 100%.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's why when somebody says they don't believe in black panther, what, you

[Sigh]

think that there's a.

[Martin]

There's an aquatic black panther? No, that where they go for refuge.

[Phil Robertson]

Mariana Trench stuff. We had names seen that lives in the ocean. Why can't there be stuff that lives in the jungle? Speaking of that, watch the tv. And they found a new. Okay, they got him on a camera. Trail. Camera. He's a little deer like animal. Dark brown.

[Martin]

Not the dick.

[Phil Robertson]

Dick. And he's got white markings on his face. He looks like some of the stuff in Africa that's got the big straight horns that go up.

[Martin]

Where does he live, this thing?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Martin]

No new tiny deer species.

[Phil Robertson]

He's dark brown.

[Sigh]

I said, I just typed in new deer and saw what would come up.

[Phil Robertson]

No, he's about that size. And they say he's some kind of cow. A cow? Yeah, they say some kind of cow. And they're looking for him now. They got a team of scientists down there. They found him. That what they know is secrets of the jungle.

[Martin]

I googled that.

[Phil Robertson]

And what they found is they found a cave on this island in the Pacific.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay, interesting. It was a hospital.

[Sigh]

Secrets of the jungle is a Pokemon movie.

[Phil Robertson]

It was a hospital that the Japanese used during the war. And they found bullets, you know, operating room. Broken bones. You know, the leg, like, leg bones were dead, you know.

[Sigh]

Very good.

[Martin]

Had to amputate them.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, but they was the. The ones that lived on that island was a special like the Green Beret in the military. They was specialists in their field.

[Martin]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Phil Robertson]

But that's where they found that one animal that I'm talking about. They seen it on that island. Now they're trying to track it down. They can't do it, so they fix the trap. Bringing in dogs to run it down? No, that will track him.

[Stone]

That.

[Martin]

Might need to tell them about a thermal drone.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. Well, they. You know, but they're. They're.

[Sigh]

What channel was this on?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Sigh]

What channel was this?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I don't know what channel.

[Sigh]

There's. There's odds that this is going through it. 2005.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I just went to it, and. And the.

[Sigh]

This could be an old episode.

[Phil Robertson]

The title was Secrets of the Jungle. Well, when I said Secrets of jungle. So let me see what's about. And then I come up with a missing little. Because they think it's about to go extinct.

[Martin]

Well, if he's on an island?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no, because hey.

[Sigh]

And he's the only one.

[Phil Robertson]

But he's a beautiful animal, you know, because he's dark brown and then he's got like barking white markings on his face. And then he's got the long two poles of antlers about 4 foot long.

[Martin]

All right, look. Springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y' all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's why because of our friends over at Tri Tails. Beef makes such a good product. Baby. Ain't it good?

[Sigh]

It's so good. It's our friend Si Robertson would say,

[Martin]

look, before we got tri tails getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef come from. But with tritails beef we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while now. Look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribeyes on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritels beef. I know in size case. Christine loves it. Which is just a.

[Phil Robertson]

She doesn't eat me in a big me. These are folks.

[Martin]

Yeah, just go to try beef.com, that's tribe.com duck support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

[Stone]

How big was it?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, he'll probably weighed like about size of a deer. Yeah. Is it a deer or a normal sized deer? 100 pounds? 125. But they say is some type of cow. That's what they said.

[Sigh]

How are we just now finding 120 pound cow?

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I'm just telling you what I saw on tv.

[Sigh]

That's unbelievable.

[Phil Robertson]

But they got about four pictures of him on a trail cam. But he's a beautiful animal. And he ain't, you know, he's, he's like the little deer and Florida.

[Martin]

And 24 scientists identified a brand new deer species called pudela Carla in Peru.

[Sigh]

That's the one I showed him.

[Martin]

Tiny mountain dwelling deer. But this was in the Andes mountains, not a Pacific island.

[Phil Robertson]

This one was on a island in the Pacific.

[Sigh]

In the Pacific.

[Martin]

A headline about the new Peruvian deer.

[Sigh]

That's all you're going to find.

[Martin]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Sigh]

I'm going to do some research.

[Phil Robertson]

That's like all Aztec stuff that's in the jungle in Mexico. Well, Mexico and other places. Well, the jungle has actually took over it. And it used to be like a thriving city with thousands of people in it. And then they figured I couldn't figure out what happened to the population. Yeah. So they found, you know, all these bones, you know, that's wild.

[Martin]

Which one?

[Phil Robertson]

The Aztecs.

[Stone]

Oh, probably disease.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, they had, you know, they checked you said, well, hey, they died for some reason and we, we ain't figured out, you know, why they died. You don't reckon because it used to be a gigantic city, you don't reckon

[Martin]

it went underwater one day, do you?

[Phil Robertson]

Right. They have no, that was way one way they'd die.

[Sigh]

First time he came with water.

[Phil Robertson]

Next time you only tread water so long.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

40 days and 40 nights is not optimal.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sigh]

Especially when there's still more coming down.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Then the fountains of the deep have been opened.

[Martin]

Yeah. From below, above, everywhere.

[Phil Robertson]

Everywhere.

[Martin]

That's wild.

[Sigh]

I want to be taken out by water or fire.

[Phil Robertson]

I had an experience with that in Alabama.

[Sigh]

Noah's Ark south flood well.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, about the flood because you got to think about it's a mountain. Okay. And my water source, okay. For where I live there in Alabama was a spring water that they had run PCV pipe. Okay. Down to the house. All I do is turn it on. Ice cold spring water.

[Martin]

Ice cold.

[Phil Robertson]

And here's the thing. Pink rock river is at the bottom of this mountain. It went dry in the twenties. The river did. Well, guess where everybody got their water during that period.

[Martin]

Top of the mountain.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. That's spraying water that was in hook to my house.

[Martin]

But you didn't have a water bill then.

[Phil Robertson]

No, just all I had was spring water that just. And hey guy was pretty smart. 3 inch, 2 inch, 1 inch, half inch.

[Martin]

Oh, neck.

[Phil Robertson]

He come down, he come down the

[Martin]

mountain, necked it down for flow and pressure height.

[Phil Robertson]

And when you turn that water on, I'd say pressure was all 60 psi pounds. Yeah. And ice cold.

[Martin]

Ice cold.

[Sigh]

What if you want it hot?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Martin]

Or you got a water heater.

[Phil Robertson]

If you want it hot, you have to put it on a pan, boil it.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

But Hey, I wouldn't do that. All I do every day I get home, fill up glass water, drink it.

[Martin]

How'd you take a shower?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Martin]

What'd you shower?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no. They had a hot water heater in there.

[Martin]

Oh, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

Heat the water up. I was about to say no. Yeah, yeah. You gonna take a cold, cold shower too?

[Martin]

That kill our buddy Goblin?

[Sigh]

Got one more. A hot springs kind of fella.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he.

[Martin]

He's. He's a hot tub feller.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, that thing. That spring was 10 yards below the peak, up the highest point.

[Martin]

Do you ever have to go up?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, it was a brown round circle about both of them size, these tables. And it was about seven foot deep and a sandy bottom. And the sand was. This was a good spring. Sand was bubbling up about two foot just constantly.

[Stone]

I bet that was good water. I bet it was good.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Should have bottled, you know. Yeah, yeah. In Vivian, Louisiana, there's one, and it's in a cliff. And the guy that owned the land took pipe, knocked it in the wall and hung a dipper up there. And that thing was just cold, ice cold water coming at it all the time. We'd walk up there just to get us there for ice cold spring water.

[Martin]

And our water is just yellow.

[Stone]

It's yellow.

[Sigh]

That's good water if it's yellow.

[Stone]

Hey, I drank. I got a bun out on candy one day and Drink Caney Lake water. Can you? Lake water? It looked good.

[Phil Robertson]

That.

[Sigh]

That gonna look better than the rest of our water.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I've drunk Red River.

[Stone]

It didn't work out. Yeah, I was crapping through a screen door for about three days.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I drank some in Red river when I was a teenager. I didn't know. No ill effects. It was flowing, now it's flowing water.

[Stone]

That's the difference between inbreeding and not inbreeding.

[Sigh]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, hey.

[Martin]

Cross bread and purebred.

[Phil Robertson]

Not only that. Sandy. Sandy, no.

[Sigh]

Do you think the Red river is good to drink?

[Phil Robertson]

Right. It was back when I was a child. Now nowadays.

[Stone]

Was it red? Was it red back then?

[Phil Robertson]

Huh?

[Stone]

Was it?

[Phil Robertson]

No, it's clear.

[Stone]

It was clear.

[Phil Robertson]

It's clear. It's flowing. Yeah. And sand is, you know, it's purifying itself all the time.

[Stone]

Red river in Arkansas is about the prettiest thing you ever saw.

[Sigh]

The Ouachita river in Arkansas is beautiful once you get up high enough.

[Phil Robertson]

I drank that water up there on Red river in Ark. Yeah, I drank it. Wouldn't worry about it. All the rocks and stuff, it goes over all the time. Hey, rock and rope.

[Sigh]

We gotta study them.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm serious.

[Sigh]

I gotta send.

[Stone]

You Just think about all the antioxidants he puts in his body every day. That. That tea. Two gallons of tea every day.

[Martin]

This goes.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I flush my system, son.

[Martin]

It goes.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't ever doubt it.

[Martin]

It goes to show you what rest will do for you. Rest and hydration.

[Stone]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And it will make you more active, too. I did that again. I did that again.

[Sigh]

Mark the key to life. Rest and hydration.

[Martin]

First day, he said, well, I'm acting active. What? Actively. What. What are you actively doing?

[Phil Robertson]

All right, what's the. What's the Almighty gonna do?

[Sigh]

I already teased us with a verse earlier. Isaiah 52. 7. How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion your God reigns.

[Phil Robertson]

And how can they believe unless somebody preaches the gospel?

[Martin]

There you go.

[Sigh]

Go tell somebody about Jesus.

[Martin]

We'll see y' all next time, right here in the duck call room. We're out,

[Phil Robertson]

Sam.