Uncle Si’s Getting Treated to a New Set of Pearly Whites!

Summary

Duck Call Room: Episode Summary Title: Uncle Si’s Getting Treated to a New Set of Pearly Whites!
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
Release Date: August 7, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of Duck Call Room, the beloved hosts reunite to share a blend of humorous anecdotes, insightful discussions, and engaging banter. Centered around the theme of Uncle Si’s upcoming dental makeover, the conversation weaves through topics such as natural disasters, geological wonders, theological debates, and lighthearted tales from everyday life. The episode is a testament to the camaraderie and wit that fans have come to adore over the years.

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Natural Disasters and Geological Wonders

Discussion on Recent Tsunami in Hawaii

The episode kicks off with the hosts addressing recent concerns about a tsunami in Hawaii. Cody expresses his worry about the event's authenticity and severity.

• Cody (01:32): "Is everybody okay from that? I heard about that. Did it happen?"

Duke and Eli share their observations, noting that while the tsunami did occur, its impact was less devastating than initially feared.

• Duke (01:38): "Yeah, I mean it rose a couple of feet."
• Eli (01:50): "Hey, my question was to myself was what if it actually slid back 300 yards? What would it create a tank?"

The Grand Canyon Formation Theory

The conversation transitions to a theoretical discussion about the Grand Canyon's formation, intertwining scientific curiosity with theological musings.

• Eli (02:16): "I believe the Lord."
• Cody (02:21): "Jesus has got. We're crying out loud."

The hosts debate various theories, blending humor with genuine inquiry, illustrating their unique approach to complex topics.

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Theological Debates: Who is the Son of Man?

A substantial portion of the episode delves into a theological discussion about the identity and nature of the "Son of Man." This segment showcases the hosts' ability to tackle profound subjects with both depth and levity.

Eli’s Inquiry

Eli initiates the conversation by questioning the scientific basis of the Earth's core, drawing a parallel to the theological concept of the "Son of Man."

• Eli (12:52): "What's burning? Okay. Because I've seen what a volcano does. It has liquid rock flowing white hot when it erupts and finally breaks through the surface."

Cody’s Explanation

Cody clarifies the scientific misunderstanding, explaining that the Earth's core isn't burning but heated by leftover formation heat and radioactive decay.

• Cody (13:57): "It's not actually burning because there is no oxygen present. It's incredibly hot due to a combination of leftover heat from the planet's formation and ongoing radioactive decay."

Deep Dive into Theology

The discussion shifts to the theological implications of who the "Son of Man" is, blending scripture with personal interpretations.

• Eli (15:22): "If you don't know, you need to look it up and actually see who is the Son of Man."
• Frank (19:30): "He have a byline kind of. I'm talking about the man, okay."

The hosts navigate complex theological concepts, making the conversation accessible yet thought-provoking for listeners.

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Uncle Si’s Dental Makeover

The heart of the episode revolves around the humorous and heartfelt plans for Uncle Si’s new dental work. The hosts discuss the logistics, reasons, and personal sentiments tied to this significant event.

Eli’s Story about Uncle Si

Eli shares a personal anecdote about Uncle Si contemplating dental work, driven by a celestial intervention.

• Eli (05:20): "Field asked me one day before he passed away and went to heaven on me. Yeah, but anyway, he asked me, why don't you get."

Cody’s Challenge to the Story

Cody humorously challenges Eli’s reasoning, suggesting that Uncle Si might be too frugal to undertake such a significant investment.

• Cody (06:24): "The whole country loves me. Why?"

Decision to Proceed with the Makeover

The hosts collectively decide to support Uncle Si, emphasizing the importance of community and family.

• Eli (07:04): "Hey, look, if it's free, yo. Hey, it's hard. It's hard to turn free down."

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Food, Travel, and Everyday Antics

Throughout the episode, the hosts share a plethora of stories related to food adventures, travel mishaps, and amusing daily experiences.

Disney World Experiences

Cody recounts his recent trip to Disney World, highlighting both the magical moments and the everyday challenges faced during family outings.

• Cody (30:01): "It's unbelievably, I like that place."

Ice Cream Chronicles

A humorous segment unfolds as the hosts debate the best ways to enjoy ice cream, with anecdotes about navigating frozen treats in challenging scenarios.

• Cody (30:32): "I'm not going to do that. So I can't eat ice cream anymore for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

Culinary Experiments

The conversation veers into inventive food combinations, such as the creation of an ice cream sandwich using a croissant and waffle maker.

• Cody (33:10): "They take a croissant and put it in this waffle maker and fill it full of ice cream."

The hosts laugh over their attempts and mishaps, making listeners feel part of their jovial camaraderie.

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Listener Engagement and Community Stories

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts invite listeners to engage by sharing their stories and questions, fostering a sense of community.

• Cody (35:39): "It's better than send us an email... [e-mail]."

They joke about handling the influx of listener emails, showcasing their approachable and friendly nature.

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the day's conversations, expressing gratitude for their listeners, and teasing future topics. Their seamless blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and genuine discussions ensures that both long-time fans and newcomers find value and entertainment in their dialogue.

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Notable Quotes

• Cody (06:04): "So he asked me, why don't you get them bisc teeth... I have no reason to get my teeth fixed."
• Eli (12:52): "What's burning? How is this fire inside when it ain't got enough oxygen?"
• Cody (30:22): "I was like, how good would ice cream be right now?"
• Duke (33:45): "That's more astonishing than the Planet Core because it's the opposite."

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This episode of Duck Call Room exemplifies the show's signature blend of humor, insightful discussion, and heartfelt storytelling. Whether delving into geological phenomena, theological debates, or the simple joys of family and food, the hosts create an engaging and entertaining experience for all listeners.

Transcript

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[Cody]

Welcome back to the duck call room. Is that how we start?

[Duke]

Sure.

[Cody]

I don't think anybody that listens to us thinks that. Oh wait, yeah. There is a couple people in the emails that definitely think the earth's flat.

[Eli]

Did y' all watch the other day I was the news where we're showing the plates. The plates sliding over each other. No, I didn't warning about the.

[Duke]

I saw the tsunami. Yeah. I saw the big earthquake. The Tsami.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Frank]

To Sami.

[Eli]

Whatever it is. I don't know.

[Frank]

Salami.

[Cody]

Is everybody okay from that? I heard about that. Did it happen?

[Duke]

What?

[Eli]

The ocean actually rose a little bit in Hawaii.

[Cody]

This is the tsunami. Did that happen?

[Eli]

Not really. Not to the extent they thought it would.

[Cody]

Okay.

[Duke]

Yeah. I mean it rose a couple of feet.

[Eli]

Yeah, it rose.

[Cody]

I heard there was an emergency and then I never.

[Eli]

In Hawaii. It was five foot up.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

Hey, my question was to myself was what if it actually slid back 300 yards? What would it create a think.

[Duke]

Oh, have you seen the Grand Canyon?

[Eli]

Yes, I have.

[Cody]

It's very great.

[Eli]

What that happened there? That'd be telling. Yes, that'd be a guess. No water done that.

[Cody]

I believe the Lord.

[Eli]

No, no. You know how the Grand Canyon got here?

[Cody]

God said no. You might.

[Eli]

You might have to google this to check me out if I'm right. This is my theory.

[Cody]

I believe it happened in somewhere around June.

[Eli]

It happened One verse. Hey, Grand Canyon was created when the flood happen.

[Cody]

That's a. Okay, I can get behind that.

[Duke]

Not when the flood happened when the flood receded?

[Eli]

Well, no, no. When the flood wouldn't just come back with water. When it receded. Yeah, that's what happened. It cut the gorge called the Grand Canyon.

[Cody]

I can see that.

[Duke]

And it's grand.

[Eli]

Oh, it is.

[Cody]

I heard it was when his axe.

[Eli]

No, I actually been there. It's marvelous.

[Cody]

Hey, say, it's grand.

[Eli]

That's in Arizona, right? Yeah, yeah, because all that. All that, you know, marvelous. But that's rugged country.

[Cody]

That's why I got them donkeys carry you.

[Eli]

Oh, no. I'll tell you. Hey, you talking about rugged. You get, you crash. Plane crash out there, you dead or you hope. You better be dead. Would you crash?

[Duke]

You don't want it.

[Eli]

You don't want to wake up alive.

[Duke]

Where do you live?

[Cody]

Well, hold on.

[Duke]

Where do you live if you're not Tom Hanks?

[Cody]

What did you just say? You don't want to get in a plane crash out there.

[Eli]

No, I'm just saying you won't be alive after the plane crashes out anywhere. Anywhere. No.

[Cody]

What if you're in the middle of the ocean?

[Duke]

They made a movie about it. I'm not interested.

[Eli]

If you crash in ocean, ain't no big deal.

[Duke]

Shark bait.

[Eli]

Hey, you're a shark bait. Yeah, yeah.

[Duke]

Big ball of shark.

[Eli]

You don't have to worry about that. Why?

[Frank]

Won't make it through the crash. Johnny, I'm good.

[Cody]

As long as Allison stays away from our dentist, we're good.

[Eli]

Y' all didn't answer.

[Frank]

Oh, I gotta tell you something about it then.

[Cody]

Deep castaway joke for any of our listeners.

[Duke]

Oh, man. Really going all the way back.

[Cody]

Movie knowledge.

[Duke]

Yeah, that's really going all the way back here.

[Cody]

At Dude's dentist was Dr. What? Spalding.

[Frank]

Oh, that's gross.

[Eli]

Yeah, Wilson. Oh, boy.

[Cody]

Yeah, that was a terrible movie. It was just one guy.

[Eli]

No, it didn't answer one question, though.

[Cody]

What?

[Eli]

Define glorify.

[Cody]

It's what's gonna happen to your teeth, apparently.

[Frank]

Oh, glorified teeth.

[Duke]

We tell the stories out of school now.

[Cody]

He's the one that said something about the dentist.

[Frank]

Sigh. Is going to the dentist.

[Duke]

Hey, a cosmetic dentist, mind you.

[Frank]

He's gonna get that smile back and then he's going dancing.

[Cody]

Will you please get like Jim Carrey?

[Duke]

What do his teeth have to do with his feet?

[Frank]

Hey, I don't know. He's going to get one of them. Gold plated, probably.

[Eli]

I got on my fishing socks today. Yeah, it says on the bottom, I'd rather be fishing.

[Duke]

Okay, me too.

[Eli]

And then, hey, I have one lucky pair of.

[Duke]

We really just going to glance over these teeth like this size. Getting his teeth fit. Hey, for those that didn't hear it.

[Cody]

But he also is wearing his lucky.

[Duke]

But he's got his fishing socks on.

[Frank]

Hey, and that's important when you go under the knife.

[Eli]

Oh, yeah.

[Duke]

You're 77, right?

[Eli]

Yep.

[Duke]

Why now?

[Frank]

He's in his prime.

[Eli]

The only thing I can think of.

[Duke]

An apple steak.

[Eli]

Well, no, no pork chops. Here's the, here's the deal. Field asked me one day before he passed away and went to heaven on me. Yeah, but anyway, he asked me, why don't you get. Why don't you. You got plenty of money, boy?

[Frank]

He died and went to heaven on.

[Duke]

Me he done up and left me.

[Frank]

Yep, he up and left me he.

[Cody]

Done R U N N O F.

[Duke]

T on me Boy, we've come a long way. That's good.

[Eli]

Well, the military term we'd use. He went AWOL over.

[Duke]

Yeah. Absent without leave.

[Eli]

That's right. Absent without leave. I didn't tell him he could go.

[Cody]

I'm sorry.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Okay. So he asked you why you had.

[Eli]

So much money and so little tea. He said, you got plenty of money. He said, why don't you get them bisc teeth, you know, fixed? And I said, phil, I, I have no reason to get my teeth fixed. I, I, I, I have no one to impress. I've already got my woman. We had two kids together, got eight grandsons.

[Duke]

I got Willie to buy my fence. What else?

[Cody]

The whole country loves me. Why?

[Eli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's, that's one of them thing.

[Duke]

Now my shirt matches my roof.

[Eli]

That's right.

[Duke]

Hey, you know, like, you just running out of things to fit.

[Eli]

Yeah, I like it.

[Cody]

So now I'll ask the question. Why now?

[Eli]

Well, because now someone come up, he said, hey, we love you, okay? And we'll fix your teeth for free.

[Cody]

So that you lied to Bill. You should have said, because I'm too cheap to do it.

[Eli]

Yeah, well, that ain't true.

[Duke]

Yeah, he said, because I don't see the return on this investment.

[Eli]

That's the thing.

[Cody]

But now that it's free.

[Eli]

Hey, look, if it's free, yo. Hey, it's hard. It's hard to turn free down.

[Duke]

So does that mean they can do anything you want to your teeth?

[Eli]

Oh, well, no. That's gonna be the question.

[Duke]

Did you put, like, si in them?

[Eli]

No, no, no.

[Cody]

Look, Billy's got Duck, one of his.

[Eli]

I don't like that. Oh, no, I don't want to do that.

[Frank]

What about a diamond in one?

[Cody]

Yes. No, it's grill, man.

[Duke]

You know what you ought to do? You ought to, like, get your wheel microscopically implanted in there.

[Eli]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Brad]

I need to interrupt.

[Cody]

I. I have to. What about Willie?

[Eli]

What is.

[Duke]

He's got a duck commander logo on a tooth. No big deal.

[Cody]

Yeah, we're glancing over that. He's not part of it. We are.

[Eli]

Wait a minute. Oh, that's news. I didn't know he had it.

[Duke]

He's got a duck commander logo everywhere.

[Eli]

Well, hey, I knew that.

[Duke]

And he doesn't even work here.

[Eli]

Like, I mean, he ain't never worked here, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Duke]

So just saying.

[Cody]

Yeah. He was at the dentist and they were like, hey, we're going to put this tooth in. You want us to put a logo on?

[Eli]

Oh, that's. That's the first thing I'm going to ask the doc when I get up. And he actually.

[Duke]

What kind of designs can we.

[Eli]

No, no. Hey, what. What are you going to do?

[Frank]

What do you want?

[Duke]

Attention, potential sponsors. I can't be bought, but he can be rented. Your logo here. He gonna look. He gonna. He gonna look like the NBA now. You know, he just have a different one every. Yes.

[Eli]

Who was that crazy?

[Duke]

Let's show your teeth.

[Eli]

No. Who was that?

[Duke]

Free teeth and sell them.

[Eli]

That he used to play again with Jordan.

[Duke]

Which one? Dennis Rodman.

[Frank]

Dennis Rodman.

[Eli]

Dennis. Rob.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

He had the worst teeth. He what? All kind of junk.

[Duke]

Dennis Rodman had bad teeth.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I'm not aware that. That's like.

[Eli]

He had braces on to me.

[Duke]

Dennis Rodman.

[Frank]

Oh, he had a grill probably, you know, with all that flash.

[Duke]

Did he. I don't even.

[Cody]

That's what I thought.

[Duke]

I remember all the wild tattoos and his hair.

[Frank]

Wild hair.

[Duke]

His hair being.

[Eli]

He had something wrong with a different color.

[Duke]

Look at it or not.

[Cody]

Can we get. Can we just get your teeth like this?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Red, white, and blue spark.

[Duke]

Oh, my.

[Frank]

Yeah, I like the next one, too, though.

[Eli]

That is.

[Duke]

Are you swapping this out for an appearance?

[Eli]

Well, I think. Yeah.

[Duke]

Well, I mean, I know you did a funeral home one time, so I just.

[Eli]

Right.

[Cody]

He is doing the meet and greet.

[Eli]

They lied to me. They said it was a creamy wee. I thought I was going to have ice cream.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

And then when I walked in, he.

[Cody]

Said, it's a crematorium.

[Frank]

And it sounded like this.

[Duke]

Whoa.

[Eli]

Not a creamer was cream.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

And then here's a tory.

[Frank]

And everybody was mourning and crying.

[Cody]

Sounds like what's up, everybody?

[Eli]

Oh, no. I was in the house. I want a double double gone now.

[Cody]

And they said, we'll double the white hot and just ash that thing out.

[Duke]

And all they said was, we'll get you extra large. Urn.

[Frank]

Hey, cook me with a blue flame.

[Eli]

We don't do. We don't do double double whip.

[Duke]

Yeah. Make sure you take me a smidge past medium plus, if you don't mind.

[Frank]

Or you got to buy a bigger vase.

[Duke]

Have I started drinking again?

[Frank]

No, you probably ate some of them mushrooms. I kind of feel like that's mushrooms.

[Duke]

I feel like I've started drinking again.

[Eli]

Well, this has kind of.

[Frank]

You should.

[Duke]

I used to have these kind of conversations.

[Cody]

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[Eli]

No.

[Cody]

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[Duke]

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[Cody]

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[Eli]

That's right. I read this and I actually learned this, I think, in school. Yeah. Which has a lot of rare because I really wasn't there most of the time. But anyway, all too, to have fire, you've got to have oxygen.

[Cody]

Oh, boy.

[Eli]

Well, I got a question for you. Fireworks, they say. And when I say they, the great scientific minds. There's this ball we're living on. In the middle of it is a raging furno. What's the word?

[Duke]

Furnace.

[Eli]

Furnace. Yeah. Burning planet. Core. Well, my question is, wait a minute. What's burning? Okay. Because I've seen what a volcano does. It has liquid rock flowing white hot when it erupts and finally breaks through the surface. Well, my question is, how is this fire inside when it ain't got enough oxygen? And number two, what the heck is burning? I mean, rock, okay? Rock you. Somebody had to get hot to turn that into a liquid.

[Cody]

This podcast would be ruined if I had Google because. Just a very quick and easy answer, really.

[Eli]

Well, tell me what.

[Cody]

It's not actually burning because there is no oxygen present. It's incredibly hot due to a combination of leftover heat from the planet's formation and ongoing radioactive decay.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

Radioactive.

[Duke]

Radioactive.

[Eli]

Oh, that's what's burning is radioactive decay.

[Cody]

Yes.

[Duke]

Yeah, we're pretty much sitting on top of a bomb.

[Eli]

We're talking nuclear here. What that is.

[Duke]

Yeah, that's why that's gonna be bigger than nuclear. Well, that's why when that part. When, you know, Peter says it's gonna heat up.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Duke]

He's very valid in that point.

[Eli]

Okay.

[Duke]

When this.

[Eli]

All that is. Okay.

[Duke]

When it all decides, no, this is.

[Frank]

Gonna get real hot and hot in here.

[Duke]

It's gonna get so hot so fast, you ain't even gonna know it.

[Cody]

That's cool.

[Duke]

Like, now it could.

[Cody]

It could have happened.

[Frank]

Who knows what's got you thinking like that?

[Eli]

Well, hey, you go.

[Cody]

That's a great question.

[Eli]

Well, no, no, I'll tell you what. When we went to the plantation for the Fourth of July.

[Frank]

Oh, Jason, Missy's estate.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Logtown. Okay.

[Eli]

And Jay's done his lesson on who is the son of man. Well, I've. I'm hung up there right now, and I've got a bunch of things I wrote down in the book. About yo volcanoes. Who is the Son of Man? Well. And what. Hey, this is for y' all out there, the audience.

[Duke]

Jesus.

[Eli]

If you don't know, you need to look it up and actually see who is the Son of Man. Because it got me thinking. And, you know, and it's the man part that really blows my mind.

[Frank]

God became flesh.

[Eli]

Well, no. Yeah, but no, say, that's. No, we're not talking about God right here.

[Frank]

What are you talking about?

[Eli]

We're talking about the Son of man.

[Frank]

That is God. Jesus.

[Eli]

Well, hold it, hold. No, we ain't going there yet, okay?

[Cody]

I'm talking about the height of Adam.

[Eli]

I gave. No, I'll give you.

[Frank]

But he's talking about. I was a week ago. I heard this one.

[Eli]

The Son of Man is the baby boy of Joseph and Mary.

[Frank]

Yeah, he's gone.

[Eli]

But he's.

[Frank]

Yeah, no, no.

[Eli]

Well, hey, yeah, see, that's a byline, though. Wow. Okay.

[Frank]

Because it's. Yeah. Deity.

[Eli]

No, no, well, it's the. It's the byline kind of. I'm talking about the man, okay. Because what a resume, okay. When you start looking at it and start writing it down. Number one, he's all knowing. He's all everywhere at once. He spoke all powerful.

[Frank]

He spoke it into existence. Nothing was made without him. Everything was made through.

[Eli]

You're going back to. Oh, what are we talking about here? We're talking about a human being, a man.

[Cody]

And that got you.

[Eli]

I brought in that he's the Son of God yet.

[Duke]

Yeah, I'm still trying to find the jump from there to volcanoes and magma.

[Cody]

Question. Well, hey, so you got.

[Eli]

I didn't understand that. Hey, we're. We're living.

[Cody]

Oh, you just thought of the most complicated thing you could and figured the Son of Man would have known the answer.

[Eli]

Well. Well, no, no. Well, look, if he's all knowing. He's everywhere at once, he's all powerful.

[Duke]

Yeah, well, I would think he would know he made it.

[Eli]

Oh, well, yeah. But, hey, again, you missed the point.

[Frank]

Martin.

[Cody]

Martin, you missed the point.

[Frank]

You don't miss about.

[Eli]

Again, a man.

[Frank]

Yeah, he's. He's fully and fully man.

[Cody]

Yeah, agreed.

[Duke]

Yeah, you're right.

[Eli]

But, hey, that's the wildest thing you ever want because, like, I'm a man, okay? But I've never done what he did and has done and will do and has done in the past. So, you know, that's why I said it's the most. The astonishing, amazing resume, you know, Jesus has got. We're crying out loud.

[Frank]

Yeah. So so sat.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Frank]

When. When. When the.

[Duke]

I'm just trying to figure out the confusing part.

[Frank]

No, I understand what he's saying. I understand what he's saying.

[Cody]

The whole thing is confusing, but. Yes. Yeah, yeah, we agree.

[Frank]

Yes.

[Cody]

But when you really think about it, you know, it's. You don't really understand. You. You. Well, no, you can. It's the problem, you know, this thing. People want to explain it, and it's.

[Eli]

Really kind of this thing that we call the brain. Yeah. Okay. Cannot comprehend that.

[Cody]

There it is.

[Frank]

I think si. You're appreciating the.

[Duke]

Which is why he's God and we're not.

[Eli]

Well, no, no, but I'm just saying the word becomes. Then you go back before I started. But this is just a man.

[Frank]

But he's not just a man.

[Duke]

Well, over that, you're doing yourself some injustice.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eli]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not done injustice.

[Duke]

No, you. I'm saying yourself, not him.

[Eli]

Well, I don't know.

[Duke]

You're not doing him injustice.

[Eli]

Yeah. Because, I mean, I. You know, because I believe. Okay. Who he is and what he's doing.

[Frank]

Right.

[Eli]

Okay. But it just. Still.

[Frank]

You. You saw, it blows.

[Eli]

It burns out fuses in my brain.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eli]

That. We're talking about a human being in.

[Frank]

Heaven at the right hand of the Father, mediating on our behalf, the righteous one, Christ, our mediator in heaven.

[Eli]

My little pea brain can't handle it.

[Cody]

Which is actually kind of the attitude you want to have, because those people who think that they know everything and have it all figured out aren't in awe of it. And they're like, oh, no, let me explain it to you. But you're.

[Eli]

You know what?

[Cody]

You honestly can't explain it?

[Eli]

Well, no, no.

[Cody]

And you have to be okay saying that's why. I don't know. That.

[Eli]

That's why I'm looking forward to the. Had the problem with belief, man. Because, like.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

You know, but I'm just saying, every time I think about it. Yo, hold it. This guy was pretty humbling. Oh.

[Duke]

You know, I mean, in the grand scheme of.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Duke]

Like, I mean, it's a. It's a very humbling thing. And I. I don't know a better word than thing. Right. Like, I don't know. What would you call that? The. It's just humbling.

[Eli]

I mean, the other part I want to ask about is.

[Duke]

It's crazy, man.

[Cody]

Is it science or.

[Eli]

No, no. Okay. You're talking about the King of kings. Okay. And the Lord of Lords and what did he do when he came? He came to serve and he ate fish.

[Cody]

Amen.

[Duke]

He ate fish?

[Eli]

No. Oh no. That's one of the. Jason better. You know what he loves the most about Jesus? Is that when we get to heaven, guess what baby?

[Cody]

Fish fry.

[Eli]

Fish fry. On.

[Duke]

Uh huh.

[Cody]

I'll be there.

[Eli]

But that's what I've been thinking about all weekend.

[Cody]

Hopefully.

[Eli]

Okay. Is that you need to, you really need to look at it and see what you come up with about who is the son of man. Because I literally I'll probably. If I actually keep it up. The book's about that thick before I started writing I could probably fill it up with what he is.

[Cody]

You're writing a book who is?

[Eli]

No, but I'm writing it down in the book.

[Frank]

What this started in John, that we did. That me and Cy did with Alan and Jason.

[Cody]

You're writing it in what book?

[Eli]

In a little bitty book. He's taking notes that Bill gave me from Walmart.

[Duke]

Bill? Bill who?

[Eli]

I don't know, some guy named Bill that works at Walmart.

[Frank]

He said here you go sir. Here's your, here's your tablet.

[Eli]

Hold on. What he wrote in there, you gotta, you gotta understand what?

[Duke]

And you gotta quit.

[Eli]

Well no, no. Well no, no, you gotta. Look, that's quit.

[Cody]

I thought Bill Smith.

[Frank]

Waiting to write.

[Duke]

In my mind I had Bill Smith and Bill Phillips. I don't know, some guy Walmart named Bill. It could be Bill Clinton for all we know, right?

[Eli]

Billy Baruch worked at Walmart. Maybe, I don't know.

[Cody]

Oh gosh.

[Eli]

But that's what happens when I get hung up on something. I can't turn it loose.

[Cody]

Did you just purchase this book?

[Eli]

No, it was sent as a gift. Bill gave it to me as a gift.

[Cody]

From Walmart?

[Eli]

Yeah, from Walmart.

[Duke]

Hey, next time.

[Eli]

Okay?

[Duke]

Next time. No next time bring the book. Yeah, I want to see this.

[Eli]

Well okay.

[Frank]

This is, this is a friend.

[Cody]

How do we know?

[Frank]

Just now remembered.

[Eli]

Oh, he played poker with us. Yes.

[Frank]

Toby and Renee's friend Bill.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And he works at Walmart.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And so he sent side gift gift package.

[Duke]

So divine works at Walmart like Walmart corporate like. Yeah, he's in business.

[Eli]

He's one of the exact.

[Cody]

There's a range of people that work at Walmart.

[Eli]

Yeah, he's the exact.

[Frank]

See I was lost but I found it.

[Cody]

Well I was literally the top at Walmart. The guy in the book section just like, hey, you know what I like. So I'm going to buy him this book.

[Duke]

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[Cody]

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[Duke]

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[Eli]

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[Duke]

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[Eli]

You're talking about a man, okay? Flesh and blood, yet he was without sin.

[Frank]

That's right. That's what made me special. Because I could die for Martin. But it wouldn't forgive his sins.

[Eli]

Nope.

[Frank]

You know, I wouldn't get his body out of the ground.

[Duke]

But for what it's worth, I'd give you a healthy. Thank you.

[Cody]

I. I'd really appreciate it.

[Frank]

I would just.

[Eli]

Hey, I really don't even know how to articulate.

[Duke]

I would, I would have my hand on your shoulder if you ended that and said, thank you, buddy.

[Frank]

You almost pushed me in when I was alligator hunting last time.

[Duke]

Oh, here we go.

[Frank]

That's true story.

[Duke]

Only one of us caught a piece of shrapnel.

[Eli]

No.

[Frank]

And. And then after I baited all the hooks, he gave Me gloves when on.

[Duke]

The way back There is a little bit of truth.

[Eli]

Hey, yeah. Well, you got to get.

[Duke]

You got to play with a rotten chicken.

[Eli]

Oh, yeah. You got food with the rotten chicken. Alligator.

[Frank]

Great.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's true.

[Eli]

They'll wash your hand later.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Who washes their hands? Only for employees, man.

[Duke]

I say, I really thought the part about the teeth was going to take most of them.

[Eli]

What?

[Duke]

Just goes to show you, man, I thought the part about size teeth.

[Frank]

I'm excited about it.

[Cody]

Are you excited to have a full head?

[Eli]

Well, you know, I don't know. I don't know what to think.

[Cody]

When was the last time you had a full face full of teeth?

[Duke]

Is there anything that your lack of teeth keep you from doing?

[Frank]

Eating apples.

[Duke]

Eating apples?

[Eli]

No, no.

[Duke]

He eat it.

[Frank]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, he got somebody in there.

[Eli]

I had to do it real. Yo. What about what I'm doing?

[Frank]

Steak and stuff, maybe.

[Duke]

What's the first thing you're like, oh, I'm about to smash that corn on the cob. That's got to be rough.

[Eli]

I had to do it as good used to. I like to be a squirrel. Just.

[Duke]

Yeah. And you can do it again. Oh, you'll be able to do it again.

[Cody]

Have you ever had one of them Mexican corns with, like, the mayonnaise and the parmesan all over it?

[Eli]

No.

[Cody]

It's so good.

[Frank]

Oh, yeah.

[Eli]

You know who me.

[Frank]

Stone put mayonnaise on corn and cooked it and it was good.

[Eli]

Well, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't nothing to write home about.

[Cody]

What, Mexican street corn?

[Eli]

No.

[Cody]

Oh, it's so good.

[Duke]

You talking like a man just got back from Epcot.

[Eli]

Hey, the only thing. Yeah, I love that place.

[Cody]

You know, it's way cooler in Europe.

[Eli]

I try to get butter on it, which is hard to do, and then salt, pepper.

[Cody]

That's it.

[Eli]

Yeah. I used to when I had all my teeth, I could take one and.

[Frank]

Just how long has it been? How long has it been since you had them all?

[Eli]

20 years. Now I got to go back over.

[Duke]

To get all the, you know, what you missed. It looks like the last scared used.

[Eli]

To it would be clean. But, hey, I would be rolling it as I went and it'd be like a typewriter.

[Frank]

And that makes.

[Eli]

Yeah, Once it makes a circle, it's gone.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

Running through all it is a clean corn cob.

[Cody]

I love a corn cob with the Mexican style. Americans don't know what you're doing with corn.

[Eli]

Oh, no. Yes. Yay.

[Cody]

You put all that.

[Eli]

That.

[Cody]

That what's that? What's the.

[Duke]

What's the Cotija?

[Cody]

Yeah, you douse that on it, and I don't even. We made it the other day. I don't know. Cilantro, but it's like mayonnaise. And say, oh, it's so good.

[Eli]

Mayonnaise ain't no good.

[Cody]

They got their own special type of cheese, too. It looked like parmesan, but it's something else.

[Duke]

That's that Cotija cheese that crumbles whenever you.

[Eli]

Oh, no.

[Cody]

That's what you were saying. What am I thinking of? I got blue cheese, the spice, the red sauce.

[Duke]

Oh, I don't know what that is.

[Frank]

Hey, speaking of Mexico, speaking of cheese, me and Psy went with two guys to a real fancy restaurant, and we ate steaks there. But the guy came out and he said, tell me when to stop, you know, and he's putting cheese on side of salad, but side. Didn't hear him say that. And so I just sat there and watched this.

[Eli]

I heard him.

[Frank]

He piled that cheese. There's no way you heard the cheese was this high. No, I heard it's 2 foot high on size plate.

[Eli]

I'm like, he.

[Frank]

He didn't ever hear him.

[Eli]

Yeah, I heard him.

[Frank]

Did you want that much cheese?

[Eli]

I wired well.

[Duke]

You don't want to confuse a salad as hell.

[Eli]

Hey, no. Hey.

[Duke]

Last thing.

[Eli]

Oh, I heard him.

[Duke]

He was like, you need something to say?

[Cody]

I wouldn't tell him to stop.

[Eli]

He was looking at him. I was just watching, going around.

[Duke]

I do like when you see them things and they're like, tell me what?

[Eli]

Like this. I said, that's enough.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Frank]

The guy beside me said, man, does he love cheese that much?

[Cody]

I said, I don't think he hurt him. I like all you run out.

[Duke]

I like all the ones that are used to the normal time for people, and they kind of pause right there, and he's like, n. Man, keep going.

[Eli]

Hit it again.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

Play it again, Sam.

[Duke]

Yeah, it ain't going.

[Eli]

Play it again.

[Duke]

It ain't. So how was Disney?

[Cody]

Oh, it's the greatest.

[Eli]

It's.

[Cody]

It's the.

[Duke]

It's just the happiest place on earth.

[Cody]

You know, there's a reason they call it that.

[Eli]

What? Carter, you have fun?

[Cody]

Oh, yeah, he had a blast. We. We rode all the rides 50 million times.

[Duke]

Any lightsabers come home?

[Cody]

Nope. No lightsabers.

[Eli]

No lightsabers got home cheap. What?

[Duke]

Nothing. Any what?

[Cody]

What, Some Legos or something? Yeah, it was fun, though.

[Frank]

I saw some good pictures on Facebook.

[Cody]

I walked 15 miles a day pushing a stroller. So I'm like, the problem is I didn't gain any weight there. But since I've been home, I still feel like I should have a good 10am ice cream, but I'm not walking as much as I used to. And so I was like this morning at work, I was, I was just sitting there going, man, how good would ice cream be right now?

[Duke]

And ice cream. But you're not going to walk eight miles the rest of the day.

[Cody]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that. So I can't eat ice cream anymore for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Duke]

You had it all three, like me, sir.

[Cody]

I ate a lot of ice cream last week. It was an uncomfortable amount, but yeah, it was fun. As always. Kids love it. The wife. The wife might like it more than the kids.

[Eli]

What kind of ice cream you eat?

[Cody]

All of them? Yeah, I. Mickey bar ice cream sandwich.

[Eli]

That covered bar.

[Cody]

Oh yeah. There was the pineapple juice with the pineapple inside of it, the one I got. But then Ben's ordered something with some guava juice with some pineapple ice cream inside of it. And I, I wasn't going to have any more ice cream, but then when I had a bite of his, I went back and got one of them. You don't know what it's like to go to the greatest place on earth. The most magical place on earth. It's really cool. Until you got to lay down and you ain't on your Helix mattress. You know, you're so happy, then you're like, oh, man. But at home, I got my Helix that I took a quiz and they gave me the perfect mattress for me because I know Moonlight Lux, I ain't even going to take the quiz ever again in my life. If I ever need a new mattress, Moonlight Boom, Helix, send me one because.

[Duke]

You like that soft mattress.

[Cody]

Amen.

[Duke]

And you sleep all over. You know one of them looks like a crime scene when he looks like a crime scene sketch whenever he sleeps. You know, one of the easiest thing you can do to improve your health is just making sure you get good, good quality rest. And that starts with a good mattress. We've had our Helix mattresses for three years now and it has legit been the best sleep we've ever had. We've all got them. The unashamed guys got them. Sadie's got them. They are seriously the best. Look, Johnny D even talked his mother in law into it. So.

[Eli]

Yep.

[Duke]

I mean, it's all the things. And if you wear one of those sleep trackers you can look at the results for yourself.

[Eli]

That's the only way JD got his bed back. He had to get his mom one.

[Duke]

It's nice to be able to wake up with no more pain. You're not waking up because your fingers are numb and tingling because something in there has put a pinch point on you and all the things. And like Johnny D said, we travel a lot and it always the same deal. I worked at Expo all weekend and I'm getting ready to walk back to the room and I'm like, man, I'm going to lay down on a hotel.

[Eli]

Yeah, I'm going to lay down, then I'm going. What? Can't wait to get back home and go to sleep.

[Duke]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Look, for a limited time, go to helix sleep.com for 20% off site wide. That's helix sleep.com for 20 percent off site wide. Helix sleep.com. didn't I see you eat, like some kind of ice cream sandwich or something? They put ice cream in between two waffles. What'd you do with that, my friend?

[Cody]

So there's a little place called France. I've been there. It sucks. But there's a place called France in Epcot. That's awesome. And they take a croissant and put it in this waffle maker.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Cody]

And put the ice cream in the middle of the croissant and then put it in the waffle maker.

[Duke]

Okay. That's what that was.

[Cody]

Which heats up the croissant, but somehow the ice cream stays frozen.

[Duke]

Completely frozen.

[Cody]

It's a little soft.

[Duke]

A little soft? Yeah.

[Cody]

You gotta eat fast.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Cody]

But I mean, I'm up for a challenge.

[Eli]

A waffle.

[Duke]

They put a croissant in a waffle maker and fill it full of ice.

[Cody]

Cream and make ice cream sandwich out of it.

[Duke]

You ain't careful, that'd blow your mind, too.

[Cody]

So I'm telling you, that's. That's more astonishing than the Planet Core because it's the opposite.

[Duke]

That's frozen radioactive waste, but surrounded by heat.

[Eli]

Oh.

[Cody]

And it's. It's. It's. I would go back just for that. In fact, I'm thinking about it right now.

[Duke]

Well, have you looked up like a waffle maker and had a bike or. Oh, and do it yourself. I mean, you're the king of, like.

[Cody]

Why have I never thought of this very moment until just now?

[Duke]

I don't. I'm sorry.

[Eli]

We had a hamburger.

[Cody]

It's not a waffle maker, though. It's a different type. Hold on. I Found a video of it. Oh, I didn't take a video because I was too busy eating.

[Eli]

Oh, that's.

[Cody]

Look at this.

[Eli]

Look at this. That's a sure enough sandwich there. Boy.

[Cody]

Look, that's ice cream. Then they put that on top. Then they pie out, flip it over, and then. That thing's hot.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Cody]

But in the middle of.

[Eli]

It's cold. Oh, my goodness. I'm telling you, I bet that thing tastes good.

[Cody]

What are you talking about?

[Duke]

I saw Johnny D on the. On the gram eating that.

[Cody]

Oh, the house was like, hold up. We gotta take a picture. I was like, this is hot and cold. This is a modern marvel. I can't be.

[Eli]

Slow it down. They ain't playing. That's a scoop. That's a scoop there. Oh, it is good.

[Cody]

I got.

[Eli]

I gotta buy one of those.

[Cody]

I'm gonna buy one of those right now.

[Duke]

Just cost Johnny D some money. My day is complete.

[Cody]

Brioche ice cream sandwich recipe.

[Eli]

I'm in.

[Cody]

Oh, here's how you do it yourself.

[Duke]

And your wife's a bread maker.

[Cody]

Oh, we can do it.

[Duke]

Yeah. Homemade ice cream sandwiches.

[Cody]

Oh, you just use a regular waffle maker. According to good people.

[Frank]

Pinterest sell them at the Honey Hole.

[Duke]

Pinterest got a lot of fails on it, so.

[Cody]

That is true. Worst beignets I've ever had. Allison tried to kill me one Valentine's with them beignets. Salt poisoning. And she just followed the recipe as.

[Duke]

One pound of salt.

[Cody]

It's back before she knew what she was doing.

[Eli]

Been going 50 minutes.

[Duke]

Yeah, allegedly. We got to go a little bit longer, but it's. Yeah, man.

[Cody]

Anyway. Yeah, we like Disney World.

[Eli]

This is for the fan.

[Cody]

It's better than send us an email.

[Eli]

Of who you think the son of man is.

[Duke]

There it is. You heard it. Hello@dotcall room.com.

[Cody]

I'M gonna have to read all those.

[Duke]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Cody]

And I'm already confused enough.

[Eli]

No, no, hey.

[Duke]

Oh, you just forward them to sign.

[Eli]

I'm gonna see what they call them aside.

[Duke]

You print them out and hand them.

[Eli]

That's right. Let me read them.

[Duke]

Yeah. And let sigh.

[Cody]

Pick the ones I just like. How we got to print them out.

[Duke]

Well, you're gonna have to print them out. Unfortunately, we're gonna have to kill some trees. So if you need to invest in a timber stock, go ahead.

[Cody]

Hey, my wife got a job.

[Duke]

What?

[Cody]

I hadn't told y' all that. It's been a wild week at my house.

[Eli]

Wow. You gonna have extra money? Yeah.

[Frank]

Where. Where is she? Working.

[Cody]

She is a second grade teacher.

[Eli]

Well, I'm fixing to beat you up if I don't get to come to your house for pizza.

[Duke]

Oh, now that you got extra money.

[Cody]

I was like, why is he hurting.

[Duke]

Hey, wait till he gets his new teeth. You don't need them.

[Cody]

Yeah, you do.

[Duke]

You don't need that. Well, no, I'm saying you don't need the teeth to eat the pizza. Don't hear me saying his pizza's tough or nothing like that.

[Cody]

Well, but it all slides off if you don't bite it.

[Duke]

Yeah, you got to bite it clean, though.

[Eli]

Oh, hey, roll up in the roll.

[Duke]

Because it's actually got.

[Eli]

Make it a burrito anyway. Yeah, so you ever tried that with a 14? 14?

[Cody]

You made a whole 14 inch pizza aborita.

[Eli]

I ate three of them. That was in height. That was in Germany. We went to this Italian restaurant. You. My order would be, hey, three sounds like 14 inch pieces with jalapenos. Not salami.

[Duke]

Pepperoni.

[Eli]

Pepperoni.

[Cody]

You ate that and.

[Eli]

And jalapeno. And they'd bring it out and you'd burrito it and hey, I would take it. Roll it up. That was gone. Roll it up. That was gone.

[Cody]

So you.

[Duke]

Were you rolling anything else at that time? No, I just wonder.

[Frank]

Boom. Boom.

[Cody]

So you're at an Italian restaurant in Germany, but you were. You wanted to eat, like, a Mexican.

[Eli]

No, he was at Epcot. It was so good a pizza that you could actually roll it. Oh, good grief.

[Frank]

Smoke it.

[Duke]

Anyway, Germans make good.

[Cody]

And here we are.

[Eli]

It's got to be thin, and then you can roll it, eat it like a burrito.

[Cody]

Can I tell you how mad my children made me that last night?

[Eli]

How bad they make.

[Cody]

They wanted pizza for dinner.

[Eli]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Allison was at Allison's super busy all of a sudden because she got hired last minute and got to make a whole room. I don't know what. It's a lot of work anyways, so I asked my kids what they want. They wanted a stuffed crust pizza from Domino's. Who wouldn't, right?

[Duke]

Yeah, that's right.

[Cody]

Order it up, put it on the table. I go back in the kitchen. Them kids ate the pizza and left the crust. It was a stuffed crust pizza. We paid extra for the crust.

[Duke]

And then I was thinking. I was thinking you were going to come back to a crustless pizza.

[Eli]

And like, no, that's what I thought.

[Duke]

They would eat was the crusty stick around the edge.

[Cody]

I was like, what y' all doing? I said, you wanted stuffed crust.

[Duke]

They got marketed Too.

[Cody]

Yeah, they didn't like it, apparently.

[Eli]

Oh, right. Got them back to your wife. Where's she working? Ocs.

[Cody]

Oh, you once went there and scared the kids. Okay, they were about second graders.

[Duke]

Allison may hit you up for second career day.

[Cody]

Now we're in.

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I'm bringing side A second grade career day?

[Eli]

Yes.

[Cody]

I don't think I have that much swing.

[Duke]

So you can charge a pizza party for your attendance.

[Eli]

That's what I'll go see. The fee is a pizza.

[Frank]

Roll it up.

[Duke]

There we go.

[Eli]

Pizza party.

[Duke]

Pizza party for Silas's attendance. Best money you ever spent.

[Eli]

That's.

[Cody]

I like it.

[Duke]

I'm coming, too.

[Cody]

And we're videoing it because I want.

[Eli]

To hear the num.

[Cody]

Because you kids heard a nom.

[Eli]

Same.

[Cody]

She is right across the hall from where you shot that.

[Duke]

I want to watch Carter inside Converse off camera. In your house, too, for the pizza party.

[Cody]

It'll be wild. Carter mad right now.

[Duke]

Why is he mad?

[Eli]

Why?

[Cody]

Somebody cussed in some book he was reading. Oh, he was reading it for school, but they bleeped it in the book. Which is kind of impressive that you can bleep something in writing. Yeah, but they did, and he had. He's up at the school today because Allison's working on a room, and he done found the principal.

[Duke]

Oh, wow.

[Cody]

He's reported the teacher the book. He mad. Oh, we'll see how it goes.

[Duke]

How did they bleep a book?

[Cody]

They just left out some letters. Oh, put some.

[Duke]

I like the Epstein files.

[Eli]

Misspelled it.

[Cody]

Yeah, I think. And, like, put, like, a. Martin.

[Eli]

Martin.

[Cody]

Did you just go there?

[Frank]

He hit it right at closing. He wanted to just hit it.

[Cody]

I'm so confused. This episode. I think this is going to be one of our better.

[Duke]

May not have set you up on that one.

[Eli]

I'm sorry.

[Cody]

That's all.

[Duke]

Good Lord. I apologize.

[Cody]

I like it.

[Duke]

I don't really.

[Cody]

Also, you'd be surprised at how many people at Disney World listen to this podcast.

[Duke]

Oh, no, that's our people. Yeah, it was stateside. Yeah, Our people stay in the US Of A. They, instead of going to France, they go to Epcot.

[Cody]

And let me tell you, as someone who's been to both, you can see why one's way more like Bucky's. Hey, we went to that Bucky's. By the way. I wish I remembered that dude's name.

[Eli]

Oh.

[Duke]

Oh, the one in. At. At Orange Beach.

[Cody]

I'm in that Buc. Ees. And there's just people everywhere and all of a Sudden, I hear Johnny D. And I turn around and the dirtiest dude in the whole building looking at me goes, brother, we just got out the deer stand. We were setting stuff up. I said, you're my people, my man. She goes, it's good to meet you. Tell sigh. I said, hey. I said, I will do. I said, I like going into BUC EE's.

[Duke]

Oh, BUC EE's are people, man.

[Cody]

It was such a good experience. I just had a brisket sandwich from Buc EE's for the first time.

[Duke]

Yeah, it was.

[Frank]

I. What?

[Eli]

Oh, it's all right.

[Cody]

It's.

[Frank]

It's.

[Cody]

It's not as good as you guys made it sound like.

[Frank]

Oh, did you eat it hot?

[Duke]

Yeah.

[Eli]

Oh, it ain't as good as you think it is, boy. Oh.

[Duke]

It'S so it's on par with all the other gas station brisket sandwiches you've stopped at and had. Or is it the best one you've ever had?

[Cody]

Thank you. I think it's the first one I've ever had. It doesn't even matter.

[Duke]

By default. It's also the best.

[Cody]

Yes, that's true.

[Frank]

It's the only one.

[Cody]

And also got the three meat, though. That three meat a banger.

[Duke]

Or you just order, or you just get the brisket in a bowl or.

[Cody]

Get the brisket burrito.

[Duke]

Yeah, breakfast is a much better experience.

[Frank]

What about any snack? Did you get the little bucky nuts there?

[Duke]

The beaver nuggets or.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, so. But I've had those. I like, man, just called them Bucky's nuts. Beaver nuggets is already close to borderline inappropriate. Bucky's nuts got you Bucky nuts.

[Duke]

And then the hunter just said, yeah.

[Cody]

I've had them Bucky Nuts. My faves.

[Duke]

Yeah. Careful. You're gonna get put in an American eagle ad.

[Cody]

I'm so sorry, people.

[Duke]

So sorry.

[Frank]

Where you been all episode? He needed you early, man.

[Cody]

Where did you get an oatmeal cream pie?

[Duke]

It's the last one that my friend.

[Frank]

Brought to throw me a half of it. Let me off a bite of it.

[Duke]

No, it's gone. Philip.

[Eli]

Nope.

[Frank]

One bite.

[Cody]

I don't know what just happened. I don't know where the time's gone. I don't even know where we're at.

[Eli]

That's the latest part.

[Duke]

Speaking of bucky nuts.

[Eli]

Hey. All right.

[Cody]

I like how at any moment, anybody in this room can just pull out a fantastic tree.

[Duke]

What do you have?

[Frank]

I'll trade you.

[Duke]

And we trade. Oh, Steakhouse jerky.

[Cody]

Steakhouse. Beef jerky.

[Duke]

From Buggy Jerky with a little Montreal steak seasoning on.

[Cody]

I don't eat a lot of nuts.

[Duke]

Oh, I do.

[Cody]

I'm afraid of Diver Ticitis.

[Frank]

Oh, that's real.

[Duke]

Ptsd Over.

[Frank]

No, I don't know how much we done.

[Duke]

I think we got to be done right. Are we done here today?

[Frank]

Have we started?

[Duke]

We can't wrap it up if y' all are over just chewing.

[Eli]

Why not?

[Duke]

Somebody called God. I want to get him to sip some coffee. Into the microphone, please. There it is.

[Cody]

I've been hungry for two days. I'm used to eating 16 square meals a day with four of them being ice cream. I can't do a whole podcast without eating anymore. What do y' all want to talk about next?

[Duke]

Let's go home, man. Let's wrap it up.

[Cody]

We've done it real quick.

[Duke]

I know. That's why I couldn't believe you went with a whole.

[Eli]

Tell us something about the band, J.D.

[Cody]

Hey, I got you the verse of all the verse, but I'm good. It's going to take me a second. All right, because I'd clicked the wrong one, but I got you one that's going to. It's going to be right up your alley. And I believe it's found in First Corinthians 15.

[Eli]

Nope.

[Duke]

Uh. Oh.

[Eli]

Nope.

[Duke]

No.

[Cody]

Well, semantics. I'm pretty sure in some version this says glorified. First Corinthians 15. Let me decide which one I'm going to do. 15:40. There are also heavenly bodies, aka glorified bodies, and there are earthly bodies, but the splendor of the heavenly bodies is one kind, and the splendor of earthly bodies is another. The sun has one kind of splendor, the moon another, and the stars another. And stars differ from the star in splendor. Glorified bodies.

[Duke]

There you go. We'll see y' all next time. Right here in the Duck Caller. We're out.

[Cody]

That was a wild one. Good's a strong term.

[Eli]

Sam.