Uncle Si Learns About Instagram Filters and Weird Southern Sayings

Summary

Duck Call Room – Episode: "Uncle Si's Never-Before-Told Story Cracks up TikTok Star Southern Grandpa"

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan
Guest: Justin Stagner (TikTok Star “Southern Grandpa”)
Release Date: November 21, 2024

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Introduction & Guest Welcome (00:36 – 02:24)

The episode kicks off with hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin warmly welcoming Justin Stagner, popularly known as Southern Grandpa, to the Duck Call Room. They express excitement about the collaboration, highlighting the blend of Southern humor and hunting adventures that Justin brings to the table.

Notable Quote:

• Justin Stagner [01:15]: “I tell you, my wife is furious at me because I'm telling you all she did when her family was growing up, they once a week, that was their weekly show was to watch Uncle Si's Duck Dynasty.”

Behind the Scenes of Content Creation (02:24 – 06:07)

Justin shares insights into how he began creating content, initially inspired by watching his wife’s country dialect. The conversation delves into the authenticity of his videos, emphasizing the influence of his grandfather’s witty one-liners.

Notable Quote:

• Justin Stagner [04:29]: “My grandpa is way softer than when I was a kid.”

Stories of Grandpa’s Humor and Wisdom (06:07 – 16:14)

The hosts and Justin reminisce about the timeless wisdom and humor imparted by grandfathers. They discuss the significance of grandparent relationships in shaping personalities and sharing unique sayings.

Notable Quotes:

• Justin Stagner [06:05]: “Slick as a shiner's eyeball is from my grandpa.”
• Host 1 [09:18]: “It just talks over each other. I remember sitting there with my little red rider in the dark thinking, boy, this is living.”

One-Liners and Catchphrases (16:14 – 25:06)

The conversation highlights the charm of Southern one-liners, with Justin sharing some of his favorite phrases inspired by his grandfather. They laugh over the creativity and humor behind these sayings, which have become a staple in Justin’s TikTok content.

Notable Quote:

• Justin Stagner [45:40]: “My favorite one that he ever said was and I got it put on hats and everything because it, it did so well. But he, he told me that boy is tough as woodpecker lips.”

Authenticity and Personal Stories (25:06 – 36:05)

Justin discusses the authenticity that his content exudes, attributing it to staying true to his roots and his grandfather’s teachings. The hosts delve into personal stories about growing up with grandfathers who embodied strength and simplicity, resonating with Justin’s narrative.

Notable Quote:

• Host 3 [30:31]: “What you see is what you got right.”
• Justin Stagner [29:34]: “I'm lucky enough to do it full time now and I could not be happier.”

Hunting Adventures and Anecdotes (36:05 – 47:32)

The group shares hunting adventures and humorous mishaps, including tales of encounters with wildlife and the quirks of hunting culture. Justin narrates stories that blend humor with the rugged lifestyle associated with duck hunting.

Notable Quote:

• Host 3 [43:16]: “They just let that cat suffer. When did this happen? They said, oh, about three weeks ago.”

Pet Stories and Humor (47:32 – 56:34)

The conversation shifts to funny pet stories, highlighting the humorous side of animal interactions. Justin and the hosts joke about naming pets with human names and the antics that ensue, further showcasing the lighthearted nature of the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Justin Stagner [50:21]: “He puts a pop knot on your head, big enough to hook a trailer to.”
• Host 1 [51:05]: “He just walking out on the water and picked him up.”

Closing Remarks & Final Thoughts (56:34 – End)

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts encourage listeners to cherish their relationships with their grandparents, emphasizing the invaluable stories and lessons they impart. Justin shares his enthusiasm for continuing his content creation and invites listeners to follow his journey.

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 [57:18]: “If you've got grandpa's, go spend some time with them.”
• Justin Stagner [56:32]: “He's, he's, him and my grandma, two most important people in life.”

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Key Takeaways:

• Authentic Content Creation: Justin Stagner emphasizes the importance of staying true to one’s roots and drawing inspiration from family, particularly his grandfather’s unique humor and sayings.

• Value of Grandparent Relationships: The episode underscores the cherished bond between grandchildren and grandparents, illustrating how these relationships shape one's personality and outlook.

• Southern Humor & Hunting Culture: The conversation is rich with Southern humor, hunting anecdotes, and the playful exchange of one-liners that resonate with the show’s audience.

• Impact of Storytelling: Through personal stories and humorous exchanges, the hosts and Justin demonstrate the power of storytelling in building connections and entertaining listeners.

Final Thought: "Uncle Si's Never-Before-Told Story Cracks up TikTok Star Southern Grandpa" is a heartwarming and humorous episode that celebrates family, tradition, and the timeless charm of Southern wit. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the Duck Commander universe, this episode offers a delightful glimpse into the lives of those who keep America's hunting and humor traditions alive.

Transcript

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[Justin Stagner]

Go ahead.

[Host 1]

Oh, oh, we gonna roll.

[Host 2]

Let's go ahead. Well, I mean, why tell funny stories and not record it?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

We went a whole episode and never told a guest name. Nobody knew who he was, and that's fine. And we're not ever gonna give his name, but we're gonna give your name.

[Justin Stagner]

Big surprise.

[Host 1]

Then we have Mr. Justin Stagner in the building with us. Y'all probably are gonna recognize the. Is a lovely character.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah. Doing a grandpa. Southern Grandpa.

[Host 1]

There it is. Southern Grandpa. So we have a. We have the collab that everybody wanted. Southern Grandpa meets Uncle Sigh. So we're.

[Host 2]

We're done, Martin.

[Host 3]

But we're just going to sit back.

[Host 2]

And watch the show.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

I tell you, my wife is furious at me because I'm telling you all she did when. When. When her family was growing up, they. Once a week, that was. Their weekly show was to watch Uncle Silent, Duck Dynasty. Yeah, She's. She's furious that I get to meet you and she don't.

[Host 1]

Well, you should have.

[Host 3]

You should have brought her up here.

[Justin Stagner]

No, we can't do that waving.

[Host 1]

Leave her in a truck.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, leave her in the truck. She's out there now, but the AC is running. I appreciate y'all having me on. This is awesome.

[Host 1]

Hey, man. Well, yeah.

[Host 3]

She really out in. You get off your butt. Go out there and get her. Bring her in here.

[Justin Stagner]

No, she's not.

[Host 1]

The problem is our ladies, man. She must go home with him. You never know.

[Justin Stagner]

She might. That's okay. You'll bring her back.

[Host 3]

I don't know. I'd send her back. I can't afford the one I got, son. Last thing you need to have another one. Okay.

[Host 1]

But it's fun, man. We're glad you could stop by. Justin's in town hunting with our buck commander compadres.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

So when you get this close to us, I told Jordan, who's over here, we got like nine cameras in this room today, which is weird. Jordan's on his cell phone now.

[Host 2]

Jordan's taking pictures of us on. He has a $10,000 camera on the floor and he's taking pictures of us.

[Justin Stagner]

With a cell phone that I'm going to compete.

[Host 1]

But no, the. When you get that close and obviously I. I know who you are now. Side. It's going to take a minute because.

[Host 2]

Well, Sy doesn't scroll Instagram a lot.

[Justin Stagner]

That's okay.

[Host 2]

No, I don't know that he knows.

[Host 1]

What YouTube is, but I found you.

[Host 3]

I've heard of it, but I know you. You're right. I know. I don't know what it is.

[Host 1]

I knew who Justin was because apparently my algorithm is this Hunt brothers and brothers camouflage and grandpa's talking about college football. Yeah, that's my. Y'all want to know what comes up on my this that you, Justin is the guy.

[Host 2]

So that is par for the course.

[Host 1]

Quintessential of who fits my Instagram algorithm.

[Justin Stagner]

But yeah, I honestly can't believe that nobody had thought of it before me. That's. That's the most. That's the coolest thing to me.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I'm with you. And sometimes not in your case, because I'm not as funny as you are. But you're hilarious, by the way, in case you didn't know. I'm sure you do you get paid to go do this now, so. But yeah, that kind of stuff, sometimes it makes you mad. Like, it was so simple. Not mad at you, but like mad at yourself.

[Justin Stagner]

I get it, man.

[Host 1]

That was so simple.

[Host 3]

Why did Paul brings up a bad what I want to say memory? Okay. Because I didn't get to meet either one of my grandfathers.

[Justin Stagner]

Really?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And it's always just kicked me off because I actually believe that a grandfather or grand moment. Okay. Gives kids something that they'll get from nowhere else.

[Justin Stagner]

That's true.

[Host 1]

And I tell you right now.

[Host 3]

Cause they've unraised their kids. When they get to have the grandkids, they say, hey, yeah, bring them over and I'll spoil the crap out of them. And then when I get sick of them, I'll tell you, come get these terrible kids of yours.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

And you know what's crazy is like, I'll take my kids around my parents and grandparents and I'll be like, these aren't the same people that raised me.

[Host 1]

They ain't gotta whooping.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah. They're not even whipping him.

[Host 3]

No, no, no, no. Because see, that was the thing that got me because when my kids were young, they would go and stay with somebody else's, you know, their friends. And then when I would meet the mom and dad, they Said, oh, you've got the pleasant, most pleasant children. And I said, you're not talking about my kids. I know what got somebody confused, okay. Because. No, that, that don't happen.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, they just act different. I don't know. My, my. I guess, I guess they just get a little softer. My grandpa is way softer than when I was a kid, so.

[Host 2]

So your Southern grandpa. Fighting words. That's not after your own grandpa.

[Justin Stagner]

Yes, it is. It is. I was. He's the inspiration and he's, he's still alive and he loves that. He's the inspiration to. Anytime he gets recognized or something, he'll come home and be like, justin, somebody noticed me down there at Walmart. He's so excited about it.

[Host 2]

Slicker than a shiner's eyeball. Was that, Is that direct from your grandpa or did you come up with that?

[Justin Stagner]

No, slick as a men's eyeball is from my grandpa.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I've said that 40 times.

[Justin Stagner]

I've wrote, I've wrote a good bit of them. But all of the, like the first, I don't know, 10 or 15 videos are all things that he said. And I'd go out there and sit with him. Like when I first started getting popular, I'd go out there and sit with him and be like, hey, can you think of some more? And you got sit there with a piece of paper and write, you know.

[Host 3]

That'S like with Jesus. Okay. I want to sit down with Jesus and tell me, you know, created, for crying out loud.

[Host 2]

He's got some zingers, I bet.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Like, my mom, okay, was 94 when she passed away. Okay. She actually riveted on B27 bombers.

[Justin Stagner]

Wow.

[Host 3]

Planes. Just like you said. That's when you want to sit down with somebody like that and just start picking their brain and what they've seen and what they went through. Because I always get tickled. My wife's mom and dad the same way, you know, they went through the Depression, okay. And like, you know, when they was alive, they both work and they had plenty of money. Instead of buying a dress, you'd go to the store and look at address. Oh, it's so pretty. And you know, Christine, her daughter would say, well, mom, buy it, right? Oh, no, I can make that for $3 and that's $30. I'm not going to buy that. Yeah, that's just the way they were. Yeah, they went without.

[Host 1]

Oh, that's the way all grandparents are, man.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

That's why, I mean, they spoil you with little snack cakes. But like when they talk to buying something, my grandparents like, my grandpa's still that way.

[Justin Stagner]

It's so crazy because the other day I told him, I was like, hey, you need to stop at the new store that they just built. It was a Jack's. And I was like, they have really good chicken. And he said, okay, me and your mama stop by there on the way home. So I called him like a few hours later and I was like, how'd you like Jack? He said, Yeah, I wanted $20 for them. He didn't get anything. He walked in the store and left.

[Host 3]

Yeah, look, he went shopping.

[Justin Stagner]

Like he didn't bother reading the thing. He just asked the man like, how much is it going to be for like a two piece meal, two of them? And the guy was like so and so. He said nope and just walked out.

[Host 1]

He said, no, I'm headed to churches. Huh? I'd be. I'll be right back. I'm up out of here.

[Justin Stagner]

You come in there the other day and they act like they're. They've got plenty of money. And he comes in there the other day and he said, Justin, where. You remember them little TV dinners where you go get some of those out? I said, what's wrong? Because my grandma's getting. She can't really see that well anymore, so she can't really cook. And he can't cook at all. So he's trying to find the easiest, cheapest thing to eat every day.

[Host 1]

Oh, my man back on him hungry man.

[Justin Stagner]

I spent some time with Salisbury steak.

[Host 2]

I don't want to go back to that ever.

[Host 1]

Oh man, that's a tough. But that's what I love about what you do. Because like for me, it transforms me. It takes me back in time to my a. My grandfather. Because I don't know why our grandfather, why they have all the one liners ever made. Right?

[Justin Stagner]

I know I don't.

[Host 1]

And, and two, it's like being back at deer camp when I was a kid. I'm talking about like a kid like 4 or 5, 6. Where all the old men are sitting around a fire having them a hard earned cold beer. And each one of them is trying to one up the next their one liner.

[Justin Stagner]

Yes.

[Host 1]

And it just talk over each other. I remember sitting there with my little red rider in the dark thinking, boy, this is living. You know, this is. This is we all freezing to death around old garbage barrel with. With some naughty stinking pine burning right here. But buddy, this is living. And that's what I love about it because it Takes me back to that time.

[Justin Stagner]

I think everybody knows somebody like that and I don't know.

[Host 3]

But that's why they were the greater generation.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Okay. Is that because they used to all sit around a campfire and discuss whatever was going on in the country.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And the country and generally talking about, you know, their wives and. Yeah. I mean just so much. And the grandkids, they'd make fun of you. You sitting right there like you wouldn't even there.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

You know, that's why we're tougher than most Americans today. You know where I'm not going to spend this holiday season?

[Host 1]

The post office.

[Host 2]

Thank you. Call me later. I'm not going there.

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[Host 2]

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[Host 3]

Well, hey, if you can't take it, don't dish it out.

[Host 1]

I was raised by a bunch of retired pipeliners and welders sitting around a deer camp in Jackson Parish begging to see a deer. And buddy, if you got you a six point.

[Host 3]

You was Daniel Boone. Oh yeah.

[Host 1]

Oh yeah, I'm here.

[Host 3]

Tell me when you said you saw a deer, that boy there, he scanned it down. Your boom boy.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Now you run over him in our neighborhood. But the hunters are the problem. I don't get it.

[Host 2]

But you know, don't go down that road.

[Justin Stagner]

No.

[Host 1]

And I'm not. Because no.

[Host 2]

But I like the grandparent road.

[Host 1]

Oh yeah. No, grandparents are fun. That's why it was so fun. I was like when Jordan said you were going to bear, I was like, man, we gotta get him up here. Cause I think it's just.

[Advertisement Voice]

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[Host 1]

And you fit my algorithm. So I know you fit a lot of our fans algorithm.

[Justin Stagner]

Well, definitely.

[Host 1]

For obvious reasons. Mobile, Alabama, I mean, but what was the first? So I just need to know. Cause I love ideas. What like the first one you ever did, why did you do it? You know what I mean? How did that happen? What clicked?

[Justin Stagner]

I put up a video of my wife and she talks. Everything she says sounds a little deep fried. Like she sounds really country.

[Host 1]

So when I got Hunter over, whatever.

[Justin Stagner]

Whenever she says something, she'll say certain words that are way more country than others. Like instead of hoggin, she'll say hogan. Yeah, so when she did it, I put up a video of her saying it and I was teasing her in the background. Oh, they gonna hog. It was a hog in it and it did okay for having no views. It did, you know, 10,000 or something like that. And I was freaking out and I was like, I'm way funnier than her. I can, I can tell her how old southern men talk and that'll be way funnier. And we just did one on my phone. No camera equipment, no microphone and it went nuts.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's awesome, man. Hey, that, that's a cool and cuda. Is she your camera person now? Does she still follow? Well, good on her for keeping the camera still because I mean, I don't know, I would be laughing through something.

[Justin Stagner]

I love having her there because if I do one and it's not that great, I'll look at it. And she'll said that was not funny.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

All right, let's redo. No, no, let's read it. Yeah, because if I do one by myself, I don't. You don't get the funniest version. Yeah, you need somebody to tell you it wasn't great.

[Host 1]

Oh, that's awesome. That's. That's funny. That's good stuff. And especially when you get on them Roll Tide folks. I mean that, you know, Which, I guess. Are you an Alabama fan?

[Justin Stagner]

I am.

[Host 1]

We both natural, right?

[Justin Stagner]

I've actually had two videos go viral filming my wife watch Alabama football. That's how bad it is.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Host 2]

Well, why do Alabama fans throw stuff at TVs?

[Justin Stagner]

No, she's never threw stuff at the TV. She will throw stuff, but not at the TV.

[Host 1]

She ever hit you? You ever catch a stray on.

[Justin Stagner]

She'll take that pom pom and throw it against the wall.

[Host 2]

Oh, hey, we did get an email the other day from a guy named Justin and he's very sad.

[Host 1]

About what?

[Host 2]

About why we hate Alabama so much.

[Host 1]

I don't hate Alabama. I just. They're such an easy target because they're so passionate. Yeah, that's.

[Host 3]

He.

[Host 2]

He called our general hate for Alabama football and the whole state palpable. I don't even know what palpable means.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But I'm hoping having Justin here redeems us for this other Justin with you, Justin. And we actually love you, Alabama buddy.

[Host 1]

You roll.

[Host 2]

We're gonna make fun of you.

[Host 3]

Well, no, no.

[Host 1]

You Roll Tide fans put Duck Commander in a different tax bracket. We love y'all. Just so we're clear, I'll say this and somewhat mean it right now because it ain't a Saturday and it ain't playing lsu. Roll tie, baby.

[Justin Stagner]

How'd you like that LSU game? You like that?

[Host 2]

No, no, I'll never go that far.

[Host 1]

Too like a one legged man in a.

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[Host 3]

The bear things.

[Host 1]

What's that? Alabama?

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Advertisement Voice]

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[Host 3]

Oh, no, because look, when the show was at its peak, I go to. I go to Auburn.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Okay. And I was in one of my goofy moods. So when I walk out on stage and I hand me the microphone, you know, I said, I've heard y'all got the coolest thing. And I said, y'all got some kind of stupid bird. Y'all turn loose and he flies around the stadium a couple of times and then lights on the 50 yard line. You know, they all. They're just attentive. I said, Y'all need to kill that sucker. Well, they booed me for 15 minutes and I said, hold it, hold it. Let me explain why I said, y'all need to kill that stupid eagle, you know, because they all scream warrior. I said, hey, and train you another one. I said, because here's the problem, y'all. That one's confusing you. Running backs, he don't need to go to 50 yard line. That sucker needs to go to him. Zone.

[Host 1]

Roll Tide.

[Host 3]

Roll tight.

[Justin Stagner]

Roll Tide.

[Host 3]

And then he's. Next weekend, I go to, like, South Carolina. Well, again, I walked out there and I was in a goofy mood, and I look and learn. I see all screaming, you know, And I said, roll Tide.

[Host 1]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[Justin Stagner]

I bet they did.

[Host 3]

Oh, did they? Yeah. I thought I was going.

[Justin Stagner]

It's one of those things that only works one place.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. Right around Tuscaloosa.

[Host 3]

And I said, hey, y'all need to go to Walmart and buy yourself a personality.

[Host 1]

But it's funny, though. No matter where you're at in the world, you can say roll Tide and you gonna get at least one. Woo. You know, there's another one out there.

[Host 2]

I wore a red hat the other day that said honey hole on it. And some guy looked at me and just went, go Tigers. And I was like, okay, what did I do? I'm in.

[Host 1]

Yeah, go Tigers. We're terrible.

[Justin Stagner]

I love when I tell somebody, roll tie, and we're in, like, another state and they've got on the shirt or something, and then they don't realize what's happening. Like, you ever, like, I'll be in, like, Montana or somewhere, and a guy will have it Alabama shirt. And I'd be like, rolls out.

[Host 1]

And he'd be like, what are you talking about?

[Justin Stagner]

What do you mean?

[Host 1]

Yeah, I bought this because my name's Adam.

[Justin Stagner]

I like red.

[Host 1]

You mean this ain't a brave shirt? My bad.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, that's a big one. People forget the Alabama. He's got the mullet.

[Host 1]

Yeah, he. Yeah, they put a mullet on him.

[Justin Stagner]

To put the mullet on the Alabama.

[Host 1]

Stay in character. That's a. It's a trait from Alabama. Folks like, y'all are really good with one liners.

[Justin Stagner]

My grandpa's amazing at it. I don't know where he gets them all.

[Host 1]

What do you do for a living? Growing or.

[Justin Stagner]

You know, I was the first person in my family that wasn't a welder for the boilermakers.

[Host 1]

There we go. See? Same with my grandpa and everybody. They were welders pipeliners and all those things. So them boys spent a lot of time alone in a hole.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Talking with each other.

[Host 1]

Yeah. They would test it in their own head till they got a giggle out of themselves. And I said, okay, that works.

[Host 3]

Well, it's one of the things how you work your butt off all summer and then it's hot and then you're holding, you know, a fire stick.

[Justin Stagner]

Exactly.

[Host 3]

Is what you're doing all day long. Yeah. Well, you want some relief for something. So that's where it all comes from.

[Justin Stagner]

That's why every hunting season, my grandpa drug up. I've never saw him work a day. Hold on. Oh, yeah, I never saw him work a day.

[Host 3]

That used to be the term.

[Host 1]

He worked for a different company every March. Huh.

[Justin Stagner]

Well, they would just go take, you know, different job. So he might go work a two month job. But during hunting season, they knew not to call him. He was dragging up.

[Host 3]

Because they'd always never told me what you did. You did what? I remember sitting around and they say that. And I said, what? What's what? You drag up. They said, no. And I said, well, you said you drug up.

[Justin Stagner]

They drug up the tools, yo.

[Host 3]

The people they work for, they knew it was coming.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Exactly. When it was close to hunting season, he's fixed to say, adios, baby. I'm out of here.

[Justin Stagner]

Trying to finish the job now.

[Host 3]

Yeah, we better get to. Better get to work. Get this where you want it, you know, come there, I'm gone.

[Justin Stagner]

Yep. And they would be.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

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[Host 1]

And you said your grandpa is aware of what you do?

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah. He's been in a few videos.

[Host 1]

Okay, so does he sit there and write? Does he call you and say, I got some new stuff? No, no. I was just wondering As a matter. You.

[Justin Stagner]

You. What's crazy? Holy.

[Host 2]

Hold on.

[Host 1]

What you got Am. Is that him?

[Host 2]

Is that him? It looks just like him.

[Host 1]

I know.

[Justin Stagner]

I was just me.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's a filter.

[Justin Stagner]

That's me with a filter.

[Host 1]

Okay. That's what I was about.

[Host 2]

I thought that was legitimately your grandpa, like, good. That's me with a filter jeans in Alabama. Run narrow, no stagger, jeans strong. They don't branch out much.

[Justin Stagner]

I look so much like him that my dad did think that that was him. Like, he thought that was my grandpa.

[Host 1]

So your dad thought it was his dad.

[Host 3]

I can't believe that's you.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, that's me with a filter side.

[Host 2]

Technology's gone too far. They're killing about.

[Justin Stagner]

I don't know if that's playable.

[Host 2]

We're not going to. I ain't got volume.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

What? What do you mean, yeah? You need to explain filters to Z. Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Good luck. Oh, just. It's a. Your phone can do these things and make your.

[Host 3]

Oh, no, no. I. Yeah, I've seen. Okay.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

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[Justin Stagner]

And it just makes you look like anything.

[Host 3]

This has gone too far.

[Host 1]

I'm sure. Back in the day, there was probably an uncle size Snapchat filter where they put your beard.

[Justin Stagner]

There was.

[Host 3]

They showed me that one day and I said, yeah, y'all have gone too.

[Justin Stagner]

I remember when it first happened, I was like, yeah, this is unbelievable.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Phone could change your face.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And then everybody made it. Their profile picture.

[Justin Stagner]

No, my grandpa.

[Host 1]

All the single folks.

[Justin Stagner]

My. My grandpa, you. It's so funny because he can be sitting there just going nuts about, I told that lady down in Walmart. And you'll just be like, all right, we're gonna make a video about that and I'll turn it on. He'll say, I'll. I told. I told that lady down there.

[Host 1]

I was down there.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Change his whole.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah. He acts like he's on stage at the Grand Ole Opry stage fight. It's crazy.

[Host 1]

You just need to walk in wearing a chesty.

[Justin Stagner]

I guess I told Courtney, I was like, from now on, you need to just hit record over there. You gotta hide it and don't tell him.

[Host 3]

No, no. Cause they had to do that with me and the duck plant.

[Justin Stagner]

I believe it.

[Host 3]

No, no.

[Host 1]

That's how he started.

[Host 3]

No, no. And then they said, wait a minute. You know, Phil just asked me. He said, wait a minute, what happened? And I said, what are you talking about? He said, we used to have to hide a camera to get you to Tell your stories, you know, where we could all be entertained.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

He said, a and E shows up. And I said, hey, A and E brought one thing you hadn't got. They said, what? And I said, a lot of the.

[Host 1]

Green stuff, bring them right out of his shit.

[Host 3]

He said, oh, that's what changed you. And I said, well, I said, jim told you. The head cameraman told you. Because he asked Jim one day. He said, jim, you know, tell me the difference. He said, hey, here's a man that will walk right up to the line of insanity and then just jump over. He said, what do you call that? Jim said, in our business, we call that talent.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

You know. And I said, I said. I told Phil, I said, see what the boy tell you. I said, that's where you go.

[Host 1]

That's true talent.

[Host 3]

Yeah, that's true talent. I said, y'all have thought, I ain't got nothing. I don't bring nothing to the table. They just tell you what I got.

[Justin Stagner]

Talent.

[Host 2]

That's a true story.

[Host 1]

So now that you. So how long you been doing it?

[Justin Stagner]

Like a little every year.

[Host 1]

Little. Oh, wow. So really quick. So. Oh, that's cool. So have you gotten to do, like, in that year? What's this stuff? Always brings cool stuff with it. What's the coolest thing in your mind that you gotten to do? You got to like, go stand on the 50 yard line at Tuscaloosa.

[Justin Stagner]

I did do that at the Falcons. Falcons stadium. I got to go on. I got to go down on the field for Falcons game. I got to go down the field for Braves game. Those have been cool. My favorite thing that's ever happened is that Stone Cold Steve Austin liked one of my videos. That.

[Host 1]

That's tight.

[Host 3]

That's.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that's about as redneck as it gets.

[Justin Stagner]

I mean, I grew up stone cold fan.

[Host 1]

Yeah. When you saw it, did you smash two beers together?

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Two Dr. Thunders, two Mountain Lightnings.

[Host 1]

Ain't on that name brand bag, man.

[Justin Stagner]

My grandma and them used to buy those big bags of cereal. You remember those? It would just be like a honey instead of honey nut. Cheers. It'd be like a honey rings or something.

[Host 1]

Well, for my whole life, up until I was probably 12, I didn't know that you could get Little Debbie's at. Not the day old bread store, you know, that's where my.

[Host 2]

You been to the day old bread store? It's right across the street from the paper mill.

[Host 1]

Yeah. That's where my going back to grandparents being tight. That's where they Got all, like their snack cakes and bread. Like the bread that just, you know. Cause it didn't say expired, it said best Buy. Well, the day after, they take it to that store and knock it about half off. So that's the stuff I grew up eating.

[Justin Stagner]

My grandpa used to have a deal running with the local meat market where they would just give him a 50 gallon drum of all their meat scraps because he had 40 hunting dogs and that was the free way to feed them. So that he would. They would just give him.

[Host 2]

I was like, who On Earth needs 50 gallons?

[Host 1]

And now there's a company out there. He had, like, making a killing doing that.

[Justin Stagner]

Like 40 hunting dogs.

[Host 1]

He may need to revisit that. He could repackage now.

[Host 3]

Well, no, no, because there's some restaurants that, like in New York, they get all the food that they cook that day that's not consumed, and then package it and, you know, give it to people that are in need.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

That's how Joe exotic.

[Host 3]

Instead of throwing it away.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, I'm not throwing anything away. Yeah, my wife won't throw nothing away. If it's expired and molded. She'll just cook it.

[Host 3]

Well, watch it.

[Host 2]

It's a best buy date. It is not a.

[Justin Stagner]

It will kill you.

[Host 1]

Well, he said molded, so that's a different one.

[Justin Stagner]

I mean, we times that a little bit. Yeah, I'm not either, but she will. But she'll. She. She don't want, like, to throw away nothing.

[Host 1]

I mean, odds are it's just a smidge of penicillin. It ain't that big of a deal.

[Host 2]

My wife will throw stuff away.

[Host 1]

You healing yourself. You healing yourself anyway.

[Justin Stagner]

Exactly. That's what you're doing.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You're getting rid of that cough at the same time.

[Justin Stagner]

Remember when I was a kid, if you went to the doctor for anything, you got a penicillin shot.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

That's just what you got.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Now they changed it. What? To rocephin. Like, you walk in there and they just got that needle pointed at you. You want a rosephin shot? Not really. But I don't like them getting out of here without wanting. So go ahead.

[Host 2]

I just walk into doctors and say, shoot me up?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

It's made me feel better.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

That's the only reason I go to the doctors for a shot. Yeah. If I'm at the doctor, need medicine.

[Host 2]

My deathbed is near shot.

[Host 1]

Oh, man. So are those the overalls you wear?

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[Host 1]

Is that your granddaddy's, or do you just Have.

[Justin Stagner]

But these are. These are 20 year old hand me downs. They weren't my grandpa's. This. They probably made this long. I think all his hunting clothes are from his, like early years. I don't think he ever bought new ones. Yeah, it's all the same.

[Host 1]

Oh, so he's still rocking like walls and all that kind of stuff.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

Way back in them gold zippers, old stuff, and red insulation on the inside. You freeze your butt.

[Justin Stagner]

The shirts that he put on, they don't really move. You know what I mean?

[Host 1]

Yeah, they stop.

[Justin Stagner]

They don't really move when you put them on.

[Host 1]

Ah, I love that, man.

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[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, I've been. If I. Like I told you, if I had a dime for every time somebody wanted to know, I'd be a rich man. Where I got these overalls.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's.

[Justin Stagner]

They're like, I can't find them anywhere because they don't make them. They're gone.

[Host 1]

My favorite part is you've worn something long enough for it to come back. Like that's mossy oak shatter grass. And they just, they've released. Now the original shatter grass, which is this back out on some stuff.

[Justin Stagner]

So y'all hear that, guys? The bibs are coming. Y'all can get those when they come out.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Justinstagner.com I need to reach out to Bossy Oak. Ain't no shame in that game, guys.

[Justin Stagner]

I've been doing free advertisement for y'all for every year.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah. And you, you really close to the boys at Realtree too. So, like, I mean, you ain't far down the road from them over in Columbus, Georgia. So the question.

[Host 3]

This is dumb question, but I'll ask anyway. You enjoy what you do?

[Justin Stagner]

Yes. I love it. I. It's. I'm lucky enough to do it full time now and I could not be happier.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Because I told that, well, you know, how did all this happen? I said, hey, somebody showed up and had enough money to pay me to be myself.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host 3]

I said, what a hoot.

[Justin Stagner]

Exactly.

[Host 2]

Well, that is the key to it all. Because whenever you just go out and do what you're going to do, like, you're super. I've known you for an hour now, and it's obvious super authentic. You're just doing what your grandpa.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Taught you and that shines through. And sigh. I don't know.

[Host 3]

I don't know.

[Host 2]

If you've heard sigh. You're pretty authentic.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Well, no, no one of y'all act literally.

[Host 3]

What you. What you see is what you got right.

[Justin Stagner]

Exactly.

[Host 3]

Never going to change.

[Justin Stagner]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Okay. If you gave me $100 million, I'd have $100 million. I'd still be the same idiot I am right now.

[Host 2]

Can we play poker?

[Host 1]

Oh, that's a lie.

[Host 3]

What?

[Host 1]

That's a lie because you've made $100 million. You gave half of it away or over.

[Host 3]

Well, hey, I had to.

[Host 1]

I know.

[Host 3]

That's what my CPA told me. Y. I thought he was insane when he told me. And he said, you. I said, I told you that before you start. We started. You fix think I'm a nut. And I said, well, you're right. I do.

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[Host 3]

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[Host 1]

So I got a question for you, Justin. Like your grandpa probably do something like this. Aside had a house. Brick on slab, four walls, house. Everything's good.

[Host 2]

There's so many different stories that you could be about to tell.

[Host 1]

Yeah, well, he makes. He makes some good money. The man tears down his house on a slab and moves in a trailer. Does that sound like your grandpa?

[Justin Stagner]

No, my grandpa went the opposite way.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Justin Stagner]

I was raised in a trailer that you could see the floor. I could feed the dog through my bedroom floor. You could sit on the toilet and feed your dog at the same time. And then when he retired, I guess dragging up all them hunting seasons and not getting paid, he had to stay in that trailer. And then when he retired, he's like, I'll get me a house.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Justin Stagner]

So now he's got. He's got a little house now.

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[Host 1]

So I also got paid by the company that manufactured them. Well, so, like, I'm not. Oh, there is a little tongue in cheek involved in that. But it was just funny to watch a bulldoze house he just had.

[Host 3]

Homers is rolling over in their grave. Okay. Cause he called it a trailer. It's not a trailer. It's a modular home.

[Host 2]

Thank you.

[Host 1]

A modular manufactured home on axle, behind.

[Host 2]

A truck and sat still. Hey, that was like a trailer.

[Host 3]

I gotta say that. We went to the plant. It's in Tennessee.

[Host 1]

Yes. Up around Knoxville.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah, we went to the plant. It was impressive. Detour was because we go through this thing and what they do is they come in and they got a stupid trailer.

[Host 1]

Stupid.

[Host 3]

Just a frame.

[Host 1]

No, it ain't a trailer, stupid.

[Host 2]

Modular.

[Host 1]

Modular manufactured home, remember?

[Host 3]

Well, I know, but anyway, hey, a thing rolls in there on wheels and it's got a metal frame to it.

[Host 2]

Not a trailer.

[Host 3]

Okay? Not a trailer. A modular home.

[Host 2]

Behind the truck on wheels.

[Host 3]

They bring it in this door, big diet door, and it goes through the plant where it's made. Okay. And when they get through, at the end of it, you got this, you know, modular home. Okay. And then there's two 30 gallon plastic drums. Okay. And that's all that's left from when they made that home.

[Host 1]

No waste is what you're saying.

[Host 3]

There's no waste. 32. 30 gallon plastic container.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

So, hey, it's an impressive thing to look at, what they built. And there's just two 30 gallon worth of material left, right? That's all they wasted.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

They way it was impressive.

[Host 1]

I had way more than that off. Just a little remodel.

[Host 3]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, we have more than that. Yeah, we're duck blind.

[Justin Stagner]

I tell you, whenever you do, whenever you redo something for your house and then you. The contractor's done, you're like, what I buy all that extra stuff over there for, huh?

[Host 1]

Well, I didn't want to have to go back, you know, I found like.

[Host 2]

Five boxes of bathroom tile the other day in my.

[Justin Stagner]

You always got way more. And I was like, boring.

[Host 2]

Where is this from? I got. I got another bathroom.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Wait, which one of y'all saw the black panther?

[Host 1]

Oh, Lord, not me.

[Justin Stagner]

I.

[Host 2]

Have you ever seen a black panther?

[Justin Stagner]

No, but listen to this. There's. Believe there's. There's a. A taxidermy place in Jackson, Mississippi, years ago that put up a picture of a black panther they had mounted that they said was killed there. No clue if it was or not.

[Host 2]

It was for sure.

[Host 1]

Oh, my gosh.

[Host 2]

Just like now.

[Justin Stagner]

My grandpa saw a panther, but it wasn't black. And he saw. He saw. He said his tail was as. As the.

[Host 1]

I'm in on that.

[Host 3]

I keep telling people, grandpa, get along, it don't exist. I said, well, hey, here's. You need to go to Florida and visit the Seminole Indians.

[Host 2]

Thank you.

[Host 3]

I said, because, hey. Well, I went down there and visited them and I said, hey, they had a big cat in a cage. And I said, and here's what they had on the cage. Black panther.

[Host 2]

Thank you.

[Host 3]

I said, when you walked up and looked at this thing, it wasn't black. It was like I was with you. It was great. It had a little black mixed in.

[Host 2]

But it wasn't, you know, it was summertime.

[Host 3]

Yeah, well, whatever. I'm just saying. Hey, but here, here's my deal on this, yo, guys, we got thousands, we got millions of acres of woods out there that probably people Some people hadn't even set foot on. It's so thick because I run into it. In north carolina, when I did fort bragg, I tried to crawl. It was a deer trail. I had to get on my hands and knees and try to crawl in there Because I said, if I can actually get open up and get. Take me a deer stand in, I'll kill me a big buck because, hey, this thing is this deep of deer track. Well, hey, I crawled in there 100 yards and I had to back out. I couldn't go any further. It was so thick. You gonna tell me with a. With a straight face that there's woods out there that a human being can't even crawl through until a logging company cut some lanes in it? And I said, you're gonna tell me there's not anything out there that you don't. I said, hey, there's black cats in this world.

[Justin Stagner]

That's the same argument as the bigfoot. There's that many woods.

[Host 3]

Well, no, no. That's why when you asked me, are you blaming bigfoot? Bigfoot, I said, well, it's not that I believe in him. I'm not going to say because. Okay, there's too much mass of land.

[Justin Stagner]

Okay, now you can't say definitely that you say.

[Host 3]

You can't say real. That's just like right now. Have you seen everything that's in the oceans? The answer to that.

[Justin Stagner]

Not even close.

[Host 3]

No.

[Host 1]

Let me tell you something. Size. Not the guy you. If, well, if you're guilty, you won't. You won't sigh on the jury.

[Host 3]

That's right. If the don't fit, if there's a count of doubt, you're gonna go free, dude.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

As long as I'm there.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Because I'm not gonna send you to jail.

[Host 1]

But if you're a prosecutor, you don't want to look over side a definition of a hung jury.

[Justin Stagner]

So I'm sure there's a way they'd get him not on the jury.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Most of the time I go down there, they ask me a couple of questions and I said, hey, now, how.

[Host 1]

You think your granddaddy and si get along?

[Justin Stagner]

I think they'd be best friends.

[Host 1]

They'd probably be all right, wouldn't they? Oh, yeah. Your granddaddy like southern baptist that being running around mobile.

[Justin Stagner]

It was a pile of them down there. That's what. That's where he went in the southern baptist.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I got you. Yeah, I just curious. I don't know. You get down there around my field. I like looking at the churches, whenever you drive through places like. Because there's always more of one name. So I like to see what kind of country.

[Host 3]

I mean, that's the funniest thing about religion that there is. Okay, Is go just take you a tour of any place you want and start driving through. And hey, go ahead and take your book and write it down. How many? I mean, you know, one Horse Town. It ain't even got a stops, you know, I don't even have a stop sign.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I've been there.

[Host 3]

There's 17 different denominations in this place.

[Host 1]

I've spoken them. Yeah, them's our people. You probably. They probably.

[Host 3]

That's crazy.

[Justin Stagner]

It is.

[Host 2]

Martin, did your assembly of God grandpa have any good one liners?

[Host 1]

No, he's pretty straight laced.

[Host 2]

My Church of Christ preaching grandpa. He would only say he had one express because he never cussed in his whole life. He was, you know, tail gunner in World War II and he was saying nice things about the people he was shooting at.

[Host 1]

Yeah. He was saying, praise Jesus.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

But he would say garden seed. It was his exclamation. That was his cuss word.

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[Host 2]

He go, garden seed.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, oh, garden seed. That's what he said.

[Host 2]

And I've always remembered that.

[Host 1]

Eli Bluey's dad, all biscuits.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Oh, garden seeds.

[Host 1]

Garden seeds.

[Justin Stagner]

It's crazy. Whenever you hear him give you a new one and you've known him your whole life. Like I'm 34 years old and I took my grandpa fishing the other day and we were fishing and he was talking about somebody and he was talking about how the guy was broke and you know how Grandpa. Grandpa's just talk about everybody.

[Host 1]

No doubt.

[Justin Stagner]

He said he's so broke he couldn't buy a piss. Ain't a wrestling jacket. I said, what does that mean? What does that mean?

[Host 1]

Yeah, getting by a piss ain't a wrestling.

[Host 3]

That's a good one.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah. I mean, why does the piss a need a wrestling jacket in the favor? It's small, Justin.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I get it.

[Justin Stagner]

I get it.

[Host 2]

That's a good one.

[Host 3]

That. That is a good one. He was so broke he couldn't even buy a piss.

[Host 2]

What does he do on like Thursday mornings? I got a tackle shop with a table of old, old guys.

[Justin Stagner]

I'll tell you what he does every.

[Host 2]

Morning I need him to.

[Justin Stagner]

He goes to their local store and drinks coffee with other men until he can't. Like he stays down there and then they, they, they talk until they argue so much that he just can't take it.

[Host 3]

The old days, it was.

[Host 2]

I got a group of those guys.

[Host 3]

Old days it was a pool hall and they played dominoes.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, I believe that.

[Host 1]

Now it's a sea store that smells like old grease and chicken.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

And none of them pay for coffee.

[Host 2]

No, no coffee.

[Justin Stagner]

Coffee's free.

[Host 2]

That's what they do in my store. And they don't buy fish.

[Host 3]

The person where they're meeting, he just wants them there where he can listen to.

[Justin Stagner]

That's exactly right.

[Host 1]

Yeah. They need to be entertained every morning.

[Host 3]

Okay. I'm serious.

[Host 1]

5:30. Is he one of them early riders?

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, yeah. He'd be down there before daylight.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Hey, Si. I got news for you.

[Host 3]

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[Host 3]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 3]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 3]

Uh oh.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 3]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 3]

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[Host 1]

You got to have a favorite one line.

[Justin Stagner]

My favorite one that he ever said was and I got it put on hats and everything because it, it did so well. But he, he tell me that boy is tough as woodpecker lips.

[Host 1]

Y.

[Justin Stagner]

That's my favorite one.

[Host 1]

Uhuh.

[Host 3]

That's.

[Justin Stagner]

That's my favorite one.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

When you said that, all I was thinking, I. All I could see in my mind was his head just now.

[Host 1]

That's tough now.

[Host 3]

Yo. And hey, this is on a oak tree.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh yeah.

[Host 3]

And he's digging a hole in that sucker.

[Justin Stagner]

Huh?

[Host 1]

That's why it's perfect.

[Host 3]

And I said, I wonder if they have migraine headaches.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, I bet they do.

[Host 3]

I bet they do.

[Host 1]

I don't think they have much of a brain if they just going around banging.

[Host 3]

Well, no, no, I just. Cause I just. When you said that tougher than woodpecker lips, all I can say was it.

[Justin Stagner]

And that that reminds me of the other one. The mad as a woodpecker at a steel mill.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Because if you go out here and look at this stupid telephone pole, they got wire around it.

[Justin Stagner]

Uh huh.

[Host 3]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Oh yeah.

[Host 2]

Oh man.

[Host 1]

I just. Oh man, that's so fun. I just went back to 1993 and Jackson Perry staring at a cut over saying, well, we going to kill them deer tomorrow.

[Host 3]

This, this is why I'm mad. Okay. Because I missed all that.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. But luckily you can apologize.

[Host 3]

This is like finding a treasure chest the size of both of these deaths put together.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And then opening it another one. Is that's what you've got with grandpa?

[Host 1]

Oh yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

Treasure mine. I'm telling you.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

He's, he's. Him and my grandma, two most important people in life.

[Host 1]

No, no, I love it.

[Host 3]

I'm serious.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

He said the richest, the riches they have.

[Host 1]

Oh. Have you heard the wealth of knowledge coming out of this matter in a woodpecker at a steel man fold you.

[Justin Stagner]

Up like a fourth grade love letter.

[Host 3]

No, no, look. And guess what I just had in my mind? He's done popped his head on a piece of steel and his beak is all Folded up.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah. And the other one that you do all the time is talking about jerking a pop knot on somebody's head, man. Yeah, what's that one just.

[Justin Stagner]

I mean there's a bunch of them. Jerking knot in your tail is one of them. And then put a pop knot on your head big enough to hook a trailer to.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, man.

[Host 3]

Hey, I'm gonna put a goose egg on your head.

[Justin Stagner]

Put a knot on your head. The boy scouts couldn't untie y.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's what they'd say. When they's about three old Milwaukee's in, they get mad at each other before they went to bed.

[Justin Stagner]

Everybody loves the fighting ones. And they love the ones where I talk about how ugly Jerry's girl is. And everybody asks, is Jerry real? I said, I don't know anybody named Jerry. I didn't want. I didn't want to make whoever Jerry will is mad.

[Host 1]

Yeah, like Jack. I never found Jack the hangover. The hang a piece around somebody's neck to get them play with. To get the dog to play with them.

[Justin Stagner]

And she said bigger picture weighs five pounds.

[Host 1]

That true about me at one point?

[Justin Stagner]

Me too. I couldn't fit on no 5 by 7.

[Host 1]

Oh, I love. Gosh, that's fun. That is fun. Do you got any emails that would potentially be appropriate for us other grandpa to answer?

[Host 2]

Oh, let's check them out.

[Host 1]

Voicemails. Hunter, you got anything? Nothing over.

[Host 2]

We do have an update. And, and you. I feel like being from Mobile, Alabama, you're probably going to side with us on this one. A guy from upstate New York, you know, home of Peanut the legendary squirrel, emailed in and they have found out that email, not email. That was weird.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

Like I've never done this before. Peanut was clean of rabies.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

So they put them down for still no reason.

[Host 1]

So it was an unjustified killing then. Yeah, Yeah.

[Justin Stagner]

I still got to say that I'm on their side about the raccoon. They said they shot it because of like a bandit. I'm on their team with that one.

[Host 1]

Well, and he didn't know pet raccoon. He didn't do no tricks or nothing. Like, you don't see no water skin.

[Justin Stagner]

And his name was Frank.

[Host 3]

Now wait a minute. Hey, I know of a mass band that. Hey. They didn't treat him right either. The long radio trap.

[Host 1]

Boy, he's a bandit.

[Host 3]

Yeah, I'm kidding.

[Host 1]

Yeah, there you go.

[Host 3]

Just cause you got a mask on.

[Justin Stagner]

Name the raccoon the lone Ranger. That would have been so Much better.

[Host 2]

I don't like people that name animals. Human names.

[Host 1]

Yeah, Fred, that bothers.

[Justin Stagner]

Yeah, well, that's what I have a joke that I do when I do stand up and I talk about hunting dogs and how they never. If they were registered, they didn't get run of the mill names. They got like these crazy names like Crybaby or Bad Boy. Yeah. Or Easy Money. And if they weren't registered, my grandpa just gave him, like, a guy's name. Tom. Pete.

[Host 2]

Oh, Todd.

[Justin Stagner]

No effort put into unregistered dogs at all.

[Host 1]

Don't be talking about Todd now. That was Goblin's dog's name.

[Host 2]

That's just not a good name for a dog.

[Justin Stagner]

And then they would say, like, that one's little Pete. And then they thought they had to tell you, that's the daddy. Like, yeah.

[Host 3]

That'S like, Justin Wilson was his friend that had the best. Best, you know, retriever they was. But he never learned to swim, huh? Yeah, he just walked out on the water and picked him up.

[Host 2]

Who did?

[Host 1]

The dog. Okay, what do you name him? Jesus.

[Host 3]

Yeah, of course. That's like a joke about yellow guys breaking into. He said, hey, Jesus is gonna get you for that, yo. Well, he broke in again, and then all you hear is, kill him. Jesus.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I don't know about. I'm against dogs named Todd and Jesus.

[Host 3]

Oh, boy.

[Host 2]

I don't like either of them.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but if it was, like, a hairless Chihuahua, you call him Jesus, you know? Yeah, yeah.

[Host 3]

Well, don't even bring up Chihuahuas.

[Host 1]

Oh, Lord.

[Host 3]

That takes me back to my dating days, okay? I dated a young lady that had.

[Host 2]

A Chihuahua, about to wrap it, but you wrap it. When he says, that takes me back to my dating days, I'm out.

[Host 3]

Look, she had this little Chihuahua, and that dog hated me, okay? It's probably because I was, you know, a teenager and uncoordinated, you know? So every once in a while, you know, he'd come running by and I'd actually step on him. He's so little, you know? So she finally. One day, I come up here today, and she said, sit down. I said, I don't like the look you got on your face. I said, plus, you got that little animal of yours with you. She said, yeah, but y'all gotta come to have a. Come to Jesus, mate. I said, hey, that dog don't know me and him ain't come to Jesus. Cause he'll bite me. She said, oh, no. Sit down. She said, give me your hand. Well, like an idiot, I gave Her. My hand. She put it on that dog and he ate me up.

[Host 1]

Was that the end of it?

[Host 3]

No, no.

[Host 2]

At the end of the dog.

[Host 1]

The end of the relationship.

[Host 3]

Yeah. But anyway, hey, fast forward about another year with her.

[Host 1]

Oh, look around.

[Host 3]

Her dad was mad scientist. So look, this idiot had taken a. A prop up the plane. Prop?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

What is it? Propeller?

[Host 1]

Yeah, propeller.

[Host 3]

Yeah. And he put. He made him a fan. This thing was running like 30. No, no. Yeah. And I mean, look, he made it. You know, he went to a sawmill, got some boards cut about that thick out of oak tree. And he asked what he made is the fan holder. He put that stupid prop in there and this thing was turning like 30 RPM. 30,000 RPMs a second.

[Host 2]

Poorly.

[Host 1]

I don't think I like where this is headed.

[Host 3]

No, no, I'm serious. Hey, you'd walk in front of the sucker and if you didn't know it. It kick you off your feet.

[Justin Stagner]

Imagine what it do to that chihuahua.

[Host 3]

No, no, no, no.

[Host 1]

Hey, that's what I'm afraid of.

[Host 3]

Oh, no. Nope. She had a cat.

[Justin Stagner]

Look, if this cat had a cat.

[Host 3]

Hey, look, he. No, no, no, he didn't. Yo, he didn't put any wire around this thing. This thing was just an open propeller. So look, this cat walked under it. Just take his cranium, it cut just a hole and. Hey, the bone. Okay. And look, I come up there. Look, I come up there and I'm in just slack. Well, this stupid cat comes up there and rubs his brain on my pants. No, no, I'm serious. So what? Here's what happened.

[Justin Stagner]

That stupid killer.

[Host 3]

No, no, no, here's what happened.

[Advertisement Voice]

How are we 400 episodes in and just now hearing this.

[Host 3]

No, no, look, I said y'all ought to be ashamed of yourself. You're human beings. And the y'all has let that cat suffer. When did this happen? They said, oh, about three weeks ago.

[Host 1]

About three weeks ago.

[Host 3]

I said I oughta shoot all three of y'all stupid idiot.

[Host 1]

Justin, I hope you wrote some of that down. License.

[Justin Stagner]

You can use it as free will.

[Host 3]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

Wiped his brain matter on his.

[Justin Stagner]

Oh, no. The stupid cat wiped his brain matter.

[Host 1]

Can you believe that? That dumb cat. He was dumb enough to walk under that fan. Then he's dumb enough wiping his head.

[Justin Stagner]

On stab his brain. So now he's.

[Host 3]

Oh, you know, after that. Hey, hey. Put a big wire cage around that stupid thing. Idiot.

[Host 2]

Can we take a second to appreciate that you said chihuahua. And that I said, that reminds me. That stupid cat rubbed his brain matter on me in 1952.

[Host 3]

Hey, hey.

[Host 1]

The boy done told you, son. You know what you call that? Talent.

[Host 3]

Talent.

[Host 1]

Not on my end. On his end not.

[Host 2]

Oh, my good. My sides hurt.

[Host 1]

Oh, man. Well, Justin, we gonna wrap this thing up. Where can the folks find you? What you up to next?

[Justin Stagner]

All the good things man got stand up going on. I'll be in all my pages, will have any shows that I'll be doing Justin Stagner on everything.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Justin Stagner]

And y'all come check me out.

[Host 1]

Thank you so much, man.

[Host 3]

It's been a pleasure, sir.

[Host 2]

Thank you.

[Host 3]

Because you've shared your grandpa with me and that was worth it.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Because I didn't get to know mine.

[Host 1]

And if you want to, you know, lead us out of here with. With a full blown southern grandpa bitch, you go ahead. I mean, we're gonna say a Bible verse, but you know, at the end of it.

[Justin Stagner]

But I tell you what, if y'all follow me, I'll be so happy I gotta sit on my hands to keep from clapping.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Is that a real one from him? That's so funny. Oh, man, we talk about grandpas in here all the time. You know, me and Martin have similar stories, being the youngest and growing up across the street. But just hearing your story story, it's been incredible. And how you honor him with just sharing all the weird stuff he says with the world. It's hilarious. So Proverbs 17. Six grandchildren are the crown of the age. And the glory of children is their fathers. Go hug your grandpa.

[Host 1]

Hey, man.

[Host 3]

Hey, all you kids out there, if you've got grandpa's, go spend some time with them.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Okay. Because, hey, look, that's a. That's a treasure. Yes.

[Host 1]

You don't ever get it back either.

[Host 3]

And you won't get it back. No, that's exactly right.