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Jase Robertson
I'M so excited for today. I got stories galore.
Willie Robertson
Oh, you got a story to tell us? You didn't tell us last week.
Jase Robertson
I got stories galore today.
Willie Robertson
Stories galore.
Jase Robertson
One, a potential guest.
Si Robertson
Is that more than a gazillion?
Jase Robertson
It's like two or three.
Willie Robertson
It's like two or three gazillions.
Jase Robertson
No, two or three regular stories.
Si Robertson
I pull your mic in, I guess.
Martin
In the way of his hot chocolate.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Martin
He's not even drinking. Wow. He did that without the coffee.
Jase Robertson
Without the coffee.
Martin
That's impressive. Michael Winslow.
Willie Robertson
Awesome.
Jase Robertson
I can't even do it.
Martin
Welcome back to the duck call room, everybody. Everybody's got their own beverage. We've got Goblin and some coffee.
Si Robertson
Got coffee.
Willie Robertson
And I've got happy, happy, happy chocolate.
Martin
Yeah, he's. I got hot chocolate from our friends over at y'all. Johnny D's, drinking tea from our friends over at y'all.
Si Robertson
Odd shape and drinking from.
Martin
I just got water.
Willie Robertson
Y'all can just come back.
Jase Robertson
You're a water guy. You've been a water guy.
Si Robertson
High quality H2O.
Jase Robertson
He is. Martin's been a water guy as long as I know him.
Martin
Yeah. I don't know why. I just. It's my favorite.
Jase Robertson
You're really into it.
Martin
I really am.
Si Robertson
And there's lots of flavor in water.
Martin
Yeah, well, in our water it is.
Willie Robertson
It's also a, you know, life given.
Martin
Yeah, there you go.
Jase Robertson
The living water.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, living water.
Si Robertson
Living water.
Martin
But I drink it to live.
Willie Robertson
More of this rings. Springs of living water shall flow from you.
Si Robertson
Wouldn't you.
Martin
That's for sure. Too small. Oh, Sadie was right there.
Si Robertson
Oh, was she?
Martin
That makes sense.
Jase Robertson
Yeah. She has a smaller head.
Martin
Yeah. Tiny head.
Si Robertson
Oh, I got a notification. There's a deer.
Willie Robertson
Oh, another notification, dear.
Jase Robertson
Hey, I have a notification for you, sir.
Willie Robertson
What?
Jase Robertson
Are you ready to hear my favorite story that happened this week?
Willie Robertson
Well, yeah.
Jase Robertson
You guys remember the book fair at school?
Willie Robertson
The who?
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Heck, yeah.
Jase Robertson
Book fair.
Willie Robertson
The book fair.
Martin
Book where you could go spend way too much money on, like, little trinkets and things.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, they have, like.
Willie Robertson
It's.
Jase Robertson
It's a parent trap to make you spend more money.
Willie Robertson
That must have been before my time.
Jase Robertson
Okay, well, the boys had the book fair. Ben's brought his own money. Just showed up home with books one day. I said, where'd you get that? He goes, I brought money to school. I'm like, it's weird that you have that much money.
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Also, where'd you get it? He'd been saving. But then I got report from the school that Carter interrupted the entire book fair.
Martin
For what? What, he didn't like the toy story?
Willie Robertson
What was the title of the book your son chose?
Martin
Oh.
Jase Robertson
Oh, you're gonna.
Martin
Oh, he bought an actual book.
Jase Robertson
No. Well, he has the book now.
Martin
Okay. Because, like, at the book fair, I never bought the books. Oh, no, I bought the ancillary stuff.
Jase Robertson
You know. You know how there's that whole history section that no kids go to?
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Carter does.
Martin
Time out. Why? Is something burnt? Oh, no, that's not. No, Our air is hooked to the coffee roaster now. So they're roasting coffee. Yeah, that's what that is.
Jase Robertson
I don't even smell it.
Martin
I'm going, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's. Surprisingly, as you go through the process to make the coffee, it stinks.
Willie Robertson
Hey, that's what I tell you. Those king would come, throw that coffee.
Si Robertson
What did he just say?
Martin
Throw it to kingdom come.
Jase Robertson
Oh, is it gonna smell like that in here?
Willie Robertson
Hey, look.
Martin
Hey.
Willie Robertson
Only Jesus can fix that.
Jase Robertson
Is that a new smell we have to deal with? Yeah, but in fairness, bring back the mildew.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Burnt coffee. That's just because it's new.
Willie Robertson
I fixed that. When you said something burning, then you said, oh, what's right, it's down.
Si Robertson
They don't roast.
Willie Robertson
They hooked the coffee maker to the air vents.
Martin
Well, they finally. Well, they finally fixed our sweat lodge in here, and they hooked us up to the right unit.
Jase Robertson
Oh, that's right above.
Martin
But it also serves as.
Willie Robertson
I happen to be in the kitchen.
Jase Robertson
I was worried about wearing these sweatpants in this room today, but I was noticed it was cool in here.
Martin
Yeah. And there's a nice cold breeze blowing down my back. I've been cold all day. So it's.
Jase Robertson
Welcome back to the duck call room, where now it stinks, but it's cool. But it's a different.
Willie Robertson
But it ain't. It ain't a moldy spell.
Jase Robertson
It's a different st.
Martin
It begs the question, would you rather be cold and stinky or hot and stinky?
Willie Robertson
Both of them.
Martin
Yeah. Cold.
Willie Robertson
Nope. You won't. Hey, you won't. Cold.
Si Robertson
I got a hood.
Willie Robertson
Because, hey, you get more stinky if you get. When you get hot.
Martin
I agree. Yeah. I'm going with cold.
Willie Robertson
And so go. Go. Cold. Stinky. It ain't as bad.
Martin
There you go. Okay, back to the book fair.
Jase Robertson
So we're back at the book fair. So shockingly, Carter's the one kid in the history section, and they've got all these books, right, that are who was Abraham Lincoln? Who was George Washington?
Martin
He already knows all that.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
There's also what was. What was World War II? What was the Titanic? And then he finds the book, what was the Vietnam War?
Martin
Oh, Lord.
Jase Robertson
And he yells in the book fair, everyone, hold on. And everybody looks over at him, and he goes, look at this book. My uncle, Sigh. Fought in this war. And he told the whole school about it. And then he went and bought the book.
Si Robertson
That's what I'm talking about.
Jase Robertson
And he's been reading it, and he has a lot of questions for you.
Willie Robertson
Your son needs to meet my grandson.
Jase Robertson
They'd be excited.
Willie Robertson
Connor is the same way. I want up there to visit him. And look, he told me. Okay, tell me about the war. Do what he said. I've been reading. I read about the World War I, World War II, Korean War, and now know, since you was there, I want to know firsthand what yo about Vietnam.
Martin
That's fantastic.
Jase Robertson
So Carter told the whole school his uncle Si.
Martin
Very specifically their uncle, too. Well, hey, he's America's uncle, y'all.
Willie Robertson
That's cool. For one reason. Okay. Because most people and could care less. Okay. And don't have any idea that it even happened.
Jase Robertson
Well, so now Carter's learned about it. He's writing questions down to come on the show and ask you, and he's also asking Alexa.
Willie Robertson
So you might be good.
Jase Robertson
You might want to get your facts straight, because the other day I walked in the kitchen, I heard, Alexa, what year did the Vietnam War?
Willie Robertson
I can. I can only. It won't be my experience. Okay. But it'll be guys that come through my room experience that, experience it deeper. Deeper than I did.
Martin
Why don't you pull that section of Forrest Gump and show it to him?
Willie Robertson
No.
Martin
You know, the sideways Ryan. And, I mean, you may want to leave out the part where he meets Lieutenant Dan.
Jase Robertson
Harder than watch. Hey. Cause I don't watch anything inappropriate.
Martin
Yeah, that's a little rough. When he first meets Lieutenant Dan, that's rough. But once they get out in the jungle. You know, you kind of give him an idea.
Si Robertson
Stop them. Bet may.
Martin
Yeah. Yeah. And TV ain't what it used to be. Because now the stuff they used to censor back in our day, they leave that. They leave that trash in there. Is it like I'm on. I never broadcast tv? Yeah, they leave a lot of that stuff.
Jase Robertson
And Carter will shut down any show that has one bad. It's kind of like I'm trying to teach them. Like, just because. Just because the guy in Home Alone says something doesn't mean we had to turn off the whole movie and never watch it again.
Martin
Yeah, because it's still a really good movie.
Jase Robertson
It's Home Alone.
Martin
Yeah, it's Home Alone, man.
Jase Robertson
Anyway, I thought you'd be proud. So Carter is.
Martin
You have another adopted nephew.
Si Robertson
How about that?
Martin
You have another adopted nephew. That's fantastic.
Willie Robertson
Because Connor's the one that. Yo. Yes. Yeah. I'm glad. My kids wouldn't like that. I'm serious. They ask you questions and you can't answer.
Jase Robertson
No, I know that feeling.
Willie Robertson
Oh, I'm serious. They ask you questions, you. Well, I'll have to get back with you.
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Give me 10.
Si Robertson
About 15 years.
Martin
Oh, that's fantastic. That's almost as good as the camouflage. You're wearing Johnny D. Yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah. I thought I was going to have a seizure when I looked over.
Jase Robertson
Are you wearing pajamas?
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that's the new pajamas.
Jase Robertson
I don't know. I don't come up with everything. I just wear it.
Martin
Yeah, I thought I told.
Jase Robertson
It's really comfortable.
Martin
I thought before we got started. He's like country fubu. You know, that old. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
It reminds me of battleships on the ocean that have been been shot.
Si Robertson
I didn't say that.
Martin
Nowhere do I see ocean.
Willie Robertson
I feel ocean and a lot of burning ships.
Martin
I see mild like Desert Storm and.
Willie Robertson
Oh, Desert Storm.
Martin
I don't really.
Jase Robertson
I don't know. I. I just wear it.
Martin
Hey, I'm with the pants. Look cozy. I'll give you.
Jase Robertson
I'm very cozy today.
Si Robertson
Yeah, well, they like jogging breeches.
Jase Robertson
I guess so.
Willie Robertson
They're comfortable. I know they're comfortable.
Jase Robertson
I'm very comfortable.
Si Robertson
Or waiter pants like that.
Jase Robertson
You can wear them as waiter pants.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
I didn't. I saw you've been hunting all morning.
Willie Robertson
Yep.
Jase Robertson
How did. How'd it go, sir?
Willie Robertson
Well, we knocked down 10.
Martin
Okay.
Willie Robertson
And we only picked up eight.
Si Robertson
Two of them down and picked up eight.
Martin
That is a correct assessment because I sat right beside him and watched all morning.
Willie Robertson
It was. It was a lot of fun. Where'd y'all go? But it started to get old. Cause this is what, the third or fourth day getting up at 4:00?
Martin
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Willie Robertson
Young as you used to open in.
Si Robertson
The morning was pretty awesome.
Willie Robertson
Oh, no. Yeah. Opening morning was super. Okay. Cause we killed 32.
Si Robertson
We sure did.
Willie Robertson
I got my share of them.
Si Robertson
He sure did. Cause he was slapping me in the side of the face with them empty holes.
Willie Robertson
Hey. Oh, you got a shootout.
Si Robertson
He shot three times every time he picked his weapon up.
Martin
Oh, yeah, that's what it's there for.
Si Robertson
He said, you got any 1220 gauge shield? I said, not in this bucket.
Martin
Asking the wrong feller. I has been for hunting with old crew because I ain't hunted down there in a long time. Like.
Jase Robertson
Well, you were in fields this morning.
Martin
Yeah, I've been down there last two days. It was. It was. It was fun. The conversations were good. We could have done like seven podcasts. And because we ain't been killing no ducks, so, like, we wouldn't have been scared nothing.
Willie Robertson
So it's.
Si Robertson
It's.
Willie Robertson
It's story time in the blind.
Martin
It's story time round up early.
Si Robertson
A week early.
Martin
It's story time around a fire with Uncle Si.
Jase Robertson
That seems magical.
Martin
Oh, man. Day six of duck season. You know what's going to happen tonight, Si?
Willie Robertson
What's that?
Martin
I am about to sleep, buddy. I'm taking day seven off and I'm going to go climb up on that Helix mattress.
Jase Robertson
Max rest.
Martin
Unbelievable how good I'm going to sleep tonight. It don't matter what time of year it is. Good rest is always important. Especially after six days of duck hunting, I can guarantee you. And there's no better rest than you can get with our Helix sleep mattresses.
Jase Robertson
You want to know why it's such good rest?
Martin
Why?
Jase Robertson
Because it's rest tailor made for you. You took the quiz.
Si Robertson
There you go.
Jase Robertson
Aced the quiz. And it matched you up with the perfect Justin Martin mattress.
Martin
Yeah. The only way you can fail that quiz is if you are not honest.
Jase Robertson
And that would be a weird thing to do.
Martin
That would be. We like hard mattresses.
Jase Robertson
Weirdos.
Martin
I know. I understand that.
Jase Robertson
But everybody's different.
Martin
And that's the beauty of it. Look, we've had this thing for three years now. Best sleep we have ever gotten. And we liked it so much, we got it for our guest bedroom, too. So we've all got Helix mattresses, the unashamed guys, Sadie, us, Martin.
Jase Robertson
And you know how I'm on that Fitbit bag. Always, always, always My sleep scores are always fantastic. Look at this. That one just says, good, fair, good, good, good. I get the best sleep because my mattress was made for me.
Martin
But we travel a lot, and especially during hunting season. Like, that's one of the deals. Like, when we travel, you stay at the camp. All the things the camps ain't got. Mattress. When you come home, it's like jumping into your mama's arms. I mean, it's one of the best things you can do. And look, no more back pain, body aches, stiff muscles. All the things are gone. Because I chose a mattress built specifically for me. And that's fantastic. And we highly recommend that you do the same for yourself this holiday season. And right now, you can get 25% off sitewide, plus two free dream pillows with any mattress purchase. But if you order a luxe or elite mattress, you'll get a free bedding bundle, which includes the two dream pillows, plus a sheet set and mattress protector. Go to helix sleep.com that's helix sleep.com to check it out today. So I went and visited Phil, you know, because he ain't been feeling great. So I figured I'd pop in, see if I can lift his spirits a little bit, whatever. And so he goes in there and gets his big thing of bands. Out of all the bands he's killed, he got them on a rope, is.
Willie Robertson
A bunch of them.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Rope that I can reach as tight high as I can still, and it's still on the ground.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
And I'm just looking at them, just kind of, you know, looking through them. And I got to the little red one, and I said, phil, what story on this red one? And he said, oh. He said, yeah. So I sitting here one day, he said, I was right out there, he said, and I heard a racket. And he said, I looked up, and there was a pigeon on my roof. He said, And I looked at him, and he said, I saw that pigeon had a band on him. And he said, hey, yeah, I just had to figure it out. He says, so I got my gun. I shot him. He says, so that's a banded pigeon.
Si Robertson
I'll be.
Martin
Huh?
Si Robertson
I ain't never heard that story.
Martin
It didn't have the owner's ad. And he wondered, generally, they banned them passenger, them carrier pigeons. Let's come back home. Well, for y'all, that had a red band on a leg. He did not make it back home.
Si Robertson
No wonder the reflect.
Jase Robertson
They're still waiting for their message.
Martin
Yeah. Well, then I asked Phil, I said, well, how'd he taste. He said, you know, he wasn't bad.
Si Robertson
Yeah, That's a big old breast on his.
Willie Robertson
Hello.
Martin
I got tickled at that.
Willie Robertson
Wildlife people, there's all different kind of ways they track waterfowl. One of them was. Okay. That they take duck eggs. Okay. And actually color code them in the egg.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
They shoot some of that red 40 up in there.
Willie Robertson
They color coded them orange, pink, blue, yellow. So, look, you're out in the wilds, okay, in a duck blind. Here comes. Here comes a bunch of ducks flying by you. And one of them is bright yellow. He goes by and feels good.
Si Robertson
And you look at your coffee cup.
Willie Robertson
No, no, no, no, look. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, no, back in them days, that's when they was drinking. So. Hey. Yeah. You talk about. Are you seeing things you just seen? Speak of it. He said, no, boys. He said, everybody just settled down. He said, I'm fixing to call him back. And whatever it is, I'm fixed up. Ground check that sucker, because I think to kill him.
Si Robertson
All right.
Willie Robertson
Call him back. Hey, canvas back. Yellow canvas back.
Si Robertson
Wow.
Willie Robertson
Beautiful. Okay. Right at daylight, when the sun's up, just picking up. I mean, it was glowing.
Si Robertson
I'm talking out in the crowd.
Willie Robertson
That's.
Martin
But, hey, I can't imagine that study did very well.
Willie Robertson
Well, no, no. Cause, hey. Oh, yeah.
Martin
Well, I'm just saying, generally, things colored like that get picked off pretty. Just the same reason y'all shot it.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, they gonna get him.
Si Robertson
Okay, well, we cut. Look, we painted him in Canada and got him in bill.
Willie Robertson
Kill a yellow one. We seen a guy that killed a blue one. And these are bright colors. I ain't talking about. No, this is the brightest you can get. Pink peeps, man. Yeah, pink, it was. Yeah. I mean, he. He was glowing.
Martin
Yeah. They went full Easter egg on that rig.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
It's weird.
Martin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
But it was. It was wild. And I mean, I guarantee you they got the reports back or where they was killed when all that. Okay.
Martin
I'm sure one of them bands on that deal is probably that duck. I'm sure, too.
Jase Robertson
Do you want to hear a crazy band story?
Martin
Band.
Jase Robertson
A band story. I have one in the emails.
Martin
Oh, really?
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Well, yeah, I want to hear it. I love. I'm a duck nerd, so I love all these things.
Willie Robertson
Do they play music?
Jase Robertson
I don't know.
Si Robertson
Yeah. Rush.
Jase Robertson
I don't know if Dallas plays music, so. We've talked about Dallas on the podcast before. I don't really remember it. It was over a year ago.
Si Robertson
I've been to Dallas.
Jase Robertson
Different Dallas. I have two.
Willie Robertson
I'm not a big fan of Big D. Huh?
Jase Robertson
No, we mean Dallas. He said, you didn't talk about the big.
Willie Robertson
I was thinking. I was talking about the song. It ain't Dallas.
Jase Robertson
It's not Dallas, but this guy's going.
Willie Robertson
Through the big deal.
Jase Robertson
But Dallas was shot in the face with buckshot.
Si Robertson
Whoa.
Jase Robertson
Right after he turned 21. And we've talked about. He's totally blind.
Si Robertson
Oh, my.
Jase Robertson
This is a banned story. No, thank you. Well, he sent in a picture of this deer he recently killed. We got to talk to him about shadows in the photograph. That's a good point. God. I think Dallas will think that's funny.
Si Robertson
I didn't kill it.
Jase Robertson
He's got friends that help him. So he shot this deer. But then he said, and this is the mind blowing part. This is the seventh point. I also shot my first bird since being blind, and it was a banded goose. How do you shoot a banded goose when you're blind?
Martin
How do you shoot anything when you're blind?
Jase Robertson
Well, he did say his best friend.
Martin
Jacob, helped him with the deer. I get. Cause you can have a scope and you can have your guy there, and you can shot abandoned goose up.
Willie Robertson
Now they do it all.
Martin
Yeah, okay.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, they do it all.
Martin
And then talk about a bandit goose. That's a. Yeah, that's a movement. That's a moving target.
Willie Robertson
I was like, say, that's pretty good with flying something flying.
Si Robertson
That's awesome.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
That's incredible.
Willie Robertson
But that's technology for you. Okay?
Si Robertson
Technology.
Jase Robertson
He has shot him. And he killed a squirrel, too.
Martin
Dallas out there killing everything.
Jase Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Willie Robertson
I mean, this morning I even seen a flying squirrel. Are. No, no, are a cat squirrel that jumped. Look, he jumped 12ft from one tree to the other. If it wasn't a flying squirrel. But I'm not sure it wasn't a flying school.
Martin
Look. So I was riding with Si.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
I was on the back seat of.
Willie Robertson
The rig, you know, and I said, y'all see that?
Martin
And I'm just sitting there kind of just in la la land. We're just riding out. And Si turned around with a look of bewilderment on his face.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
And he said, what was that? And I said, what are you talking about?
Si Robertson
I'm sitting in the back. I didn't see nothing.
Willie Robertson
I said, well, it was. It was a flying squirrel. R. Because I didn't. I just looked up and he. He come across the. Right away of the road about 12ft high, and I didn't see him No, I didn't see him leap. Leap from a limb? Yeah, that's why I said was a flying squirrel. Now, when I fought, I seen him going up the tree. I said, maybe cats, well, they can.
Si Robertson
Run up a tree too.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Yeah, they just got a lot of skin.
Willie Robertson
And they can jump way further distances than you think it was.
Si Robertson
Just can, too.
Martin
And I'll say this, that whatever it was had to jump the full width of the road. Because in that spot, first thing I did was looked up, and it's. There wasn't like overhanging branches or nothing. It was a clean spot in the rows. Whatever he saw made it actually across the width of the road.
Si Robertson
You sure it wasn't a hump? Huh?
Willie Robertson
No, this was a squirrel because he hit the tree and then I seen him going up it.
Martin
I couldn't see. No, I never saw it. I just. But the look of amazement on his face let me know that it was.
Willie Robertson
Real, like a bird, just, you know. And I let go of the tree and I said, yo, oh. Cause I've shot at squirrels, okay, Jumping from one tree limb to another, and they like 20, 20ft. And I. They didn't make it to the other limb. This just bailed out. I shot at him. He missed him. Hit, rolled a couple of times, jumped up.
Jase Robertson
They land on their feet.
Martin
Yeah, they keep rolling.
Willie Robertson
Oh, they tough. Oh, they tough now.
Jase Robertson
Mark Robert taught us that.
Martin
But it was funny. Just the look on size face at me back there in the back. What was that? I was like, I don't know, like, dad gum. I don't miss another black cat. I didn't know what I mean. I'm just sitting there. I was like, oh, no, I done missed it.
Willie Robertson
Boy, you never know what you're gonna see.
Martin
And it must have been a flying squirrel. I was like, yeah, I definitely wasn't looking up. Never mind.
Si Robertson
All right, go ahead.
Jase Robertson
Anyway, Dallas also believes in big cats. He's had a few big cat experiences, and his wife almost hit one near Texarkana. He doesn't say if it was black or not. Yeah, probably.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, I think one on deer stand.
Willie Robertson
This is one eyewitness report, but it was.
Si Robertson
It was deer colored. It wasn't black.
Willie Robertson
Nothing against you there, my man. Okay, well, hey, you know, you may have to take it with a grain of salt.
Si Robertson
Grain of salt.
Martin
That's so good.
Willie Robertson
Well, hey, I had to say that because, hey, they told me I can't see, okay. And I love it when people tell me what I'm seeing.
Martin
My wife, man, I Love you. And Govin Johnny D. Get on him about that picture. Well, he can't see. Oh, now that's one eyewitness report.
Willie Robertson
I don't know the greatest, boys.
Jase Robertson
Oh, man, Dallas, I love you and I appreciate you emailing us in.
Willie Robertson
Well, hey, that was. They always say that. Well, hey, look, Ray Charles would have seen that. Good grief.
Si Robertson
That's right. I've heard that.
Willie Robertson
Hey, oh, I've heard all that. You blind. Ray Charles would have saw that.
Si Robertson
That's what Grandpa used to say.
Martin
Yeah, yeah, and Stevie Wonder would have got that call. Right, ref?
Si Robertson
And he's richer than Ben going. Now who's been going?
Martin
Ooh, tea glass almost empty.
Willie Robertson
He drank the holes.
Martin
Oh, man, you gonna have to get a refill on that. Y'all sweet tea look so good. Being from the South, I can remember seeing Mamaw Papaw drinking sweet tea all the time. They never went far without their glass of tea. And y'all know that man sitting across from me. Uncle side, don't go anywhere.
Jase Robertson
I've been worried about my tea the whole time.
Martin
I can't believe he hadn't. But he's got one sitting right there beside him, loaded and ready for it. But for us down here, drinking tea is just part of us. It's just part of who we are. It's part of our society, part of our culture. And y'all sweet tea is the best tasting Southern sweet tea around.
Willie Robertson
Number one, boys.
Martin
There you go. And even though it's called y'all sweet tea, their tea is not pre sweetened. So you can add as much or as little sugar as you like or none at all. It doesn't matter. That is totally up to you.
Jase Robertson
I don't even add sugar and I love it.
Martin
There you go. You can control how dark your tea is by adjusting how long you let the tea steep. Longer steeping times mean darker tea. And they offer a variety of flavored teas like Juicy Watermelon, Very Raspberry, and Georgia peach.
Willie Robertson
Is the juice running down your beard, boys?
Martin
There you go.
Jase Robertson
My glass is empty.
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Willie Robertson
Save money, boys, and buy the best.
Martin
So our. Our friend, our producer Beth on the side just sent me a text that said, is it coming down the pike or coming down the pipe?
Jase Robertson
What are you talking about?
Martin
I guess as far as, like, it's.
Jase Robertson
Coming down the pipe.
Si Robertson
I know.
Martin
Pipe, right? Is that. I don't know.
Willie Robertson
No, it can be coming down the pipe.
Si Robertson
I know.
Willie Robertson
Why do you.
Martin
I am P. I, P E. That.
Jase Robertson
Is the correct expression, is coming down the pike.
Si Robertson
Coming down the.
Jase Robertson
Coming down the pipe is sometimes used, but it's likely because people are unfamiliar with the meaning of the term pike. I don't even know what a pike is.
Martin
It's a fish.
Jase Robertson
You can't. You're not.
Si Robertson
Or it's one of them things they used to run you through with.
Martin
Are we talking about, like, a turnpike?
Si Robertson
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Willie Robertson
That's right.
Jase Robertson
One of life's great mysteries.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, just answer me that.
Martin
I can't.
Jase Robertson
Down the pike, down the turntable, down the pipe.
Martin
Did that start in Canada?
Jase Robertson
Yeah, that's real.
Si Robertson
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
Martin
Now there's. That's a great question.
Jase Robertson
Why would they call them apartment. Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
Martin
They're not a part. You have.
Willie Robertson
You don't know that. They're not a part.
Martin
Hey, you gotta tell them that joke you told me that they built. Calls.
Si Robertson
Two men hanging from a window. What do you call them?
Willie Robertson
Two men hanging from a window?
Jase Robertson
Hold on.
Willie Robertson
Window dressing.
Martin
Window dressing. Okay, that's not it.
Willie Robertson
That ain't it.
Jase Robertson
Hanging from a window. What do you call them?
Si Robertson
Curtain rod.
Jase Robertson
Would never have got there. Didn't have a chance.
Martin
I laughed just as hard today as I did the other day when he.
Jase Robertson
Told me hurting Rod.
Martin
We were sitting there building duck calls. We were sitting there building duck calls. And in true goblin fashion, he just says it. He looked up, he said, well, you call two men hanging from a window. I was like, I have no idea. He said, curtain rod.
Si Robertson
Yep.
Martin
Well, two shades. Save that one for the next time we record in the duck call room while we're in this duck call room building. Duck calls.
Jase Robertson
Kurt and Rod.
Martin
Yeah, he got.
Willie Robertson
That's old curtain rod.
Si Robertson
How about that? Now Curtin Rod and Daniel pipe and smoke it.
Martin
Hey, where's size gift? You got that?
Jase Robertson
I got a lot of props today.
Si Robertson
I know a lot of props.
Martin
He's a prop comic. He's going very Clay McConnell on us. He's being a prop comic.
Jase Robertson
I mean, there's just.
Martin
It's been a good week.
Jase Robertson
We had to shut down the book fair.
Martin
We got you something. I mean, I didn't buy it. I did search it on Amazon.
Jase Robertson
Martin sent me this T shirt and I bought it for you.
Willie Robertson
Now that's what I'm talking about now.
Jase Robertson
Death of president, boys, ladies and gentlemen.
Willie Robertson
You bad mouth the man and hey, he stands up for Peanut.
Jase Robertson
We found a T shirt, Mr. President.
Willie Robertson
Thank you, sir.
Jase Robertson
It has Donald Trump on it with.
Willie Robertson
A squirrel on the President's shoulder, no.
Jase Robertson
Less, on his shoulder, wearing a Make America Great Again hat. And it says, justice for Peanut.
Willie Robertson
That's right.
Martin
If folks at home listening to this or watching this, if you get bored and you, you really were moved by the Peanut story, please go to Amazon and search justice for Peanut shirt.
Willie Robertson
Hey, that's so.
Martin
That's a wild ride, man.
Jase Robertson
Martin texted me that exact advice at about 10 o'clock on what, last week.
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
Next thing I knew, it was 11 o'clock and I had many things in my cart. I whittled it down to this one, though. It's a magical T shirt. Justice for Peanut.
Martin
Oh, man.
Jase Robertson
There you go. That's yours.
Willie Robertson
Oh, hey, here, go.
Martin
No.
Willie Robertson
Oh, that's fishing rod.
Si Robertson
Oh, now we got another prop.
Jase Robertson
More props.
Si Robertson
So this morning, I'm very proud of that.
Jase Robertson
I walk into the shop and a guy's trying to sell me a rod with microphone with goblin's face on it.
Willie Robertson
Old, old man shaking. Look at the tip of that rod. Look at it. You talking sensitive. You could use it.
Martin
So did you see the rod, though? Look on it.
Willie Robertson
I seen it. Got it. Fellows face on ot.
Martin
That's a goatee.
Jase Robertson
That's yours truly, Sean Godwin. Has his own rod out.
Willie Robertson
That's right.
Jase Robertson
Own fishing rod.
Si Robertson
It's a good one, too.
Jase Robertson
I, we, we carry them. And I walked into the store this morning and this, this man named George is trying to sell me one because he said it's the greatest rod he's ever had in his whole life.
Martin
There you go, Gobble.
Si Robertson
I like George. I need to meet that feller.
Jase Robertson
He said, let me tell you the three best things about it. And then he went on a whole sales pitch and I said, I wish you would have let me record that.
Si Robertson
Well, what did he say?
Jase Robertson
Good eyes, fast tip, long rod. Those are the three.
Willie Robertson
What's the length on that?
Si Robertson
7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6. One piece, black and gold. It's got, it's real stiff. Backbone in it, but a real fast tip so you can throw light baits or heavy baits.
Martin
I'm just thinking his description of that rod really kind of matches goblin. He got good eyes. You got a fast tip, good backbone. You ever seen that boy build?
Si Robertson
Duck calls.
Martin
That's got a fast tip on him. He can tip him reads like nobody else. Yep. And look at that backbone.
Willie Robertson
Fast woody.
Martin
Look at it holding all that together.
Si Robertson
The only problem that'll be back stout.
Jase Robertson
It is seven foot six.
Martin
Okay, now, that's not gobbledrine, but, hey.
Willie Robertson
You can look at it this way. That's an extension of him. Yeah, okay. But I bet this thing will. I bet you can, you know, cross.
Si Robertson
Their eyes when you said can, buddy.
Jase Robertson
So here's the funny part.
Martin
God.
Jase Robertson
When George is the president of the local bass club. But this is a crappie rod. They all crappie fish. But the old man's club goes to lunch every day, and he was telling them about the rod, and they were like, is it good? He's like, is it good? He gave a full demonstration in the Chinese buffet parking lot over in Monroe, and they're all down. They're all trying to get to the honey hole because they don't like somebody having something they don't have. So they're all trying to come buy one.
Si Robertson
Wow.
Martin
Goin. I don't know.
Si Robertson
You might have to pay him commission.
Martin
Yeah. I don't know if you know this or not, but you've made it.
Jase Robertson
You've made it.
Si Robertson
I have a.
Jase Robertson
You got people showing how great your product is in the Chinese buffet parking lot.
Martin
And here I was. I thought you. I thought you peaked at ghillie suit for anniversary. You still ain't. We ain't found your peak yet.
Jase Robertson
I don't know if he ever will.
Martin
He keeps.
Jase Robertson
He keeps growing. Johnny Gavin and I legitimately might not take this back to.
Willie Robertson
Well, we got one thing left to do. Going.
Si Robertson
Go fishing.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, you got to get me. Have a couple of men in the boat. Man. You go.
Si Robertson
I gotta get some.
Martin
Well, y'all ain't going without me.
Jase Robertson
I own more than Godwin does.
Si Robertson
I have. Yeah.
Martin
I smell another out of office podcast. We're gonna do it from the boat.
Si Robertson
There we go.
Willie Robertson
Hey. How to be a good boy? Yeah.
Martin
Heck, yeah.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
We may have to put a little explicit language warning on that one, though.
Jase Robertson
Why?
Martin
Because if someone breaks me off, I tend to say some weird things.
Si Robertson
Oh, I have sniping braid on there. He ain't gonna break you off now.
Martin
With that treetop, man. That ain't.
Si Robertson
You'll be in that hook.
Willie Robertson
He'll be in the hook.
Martin
That ain't saying I won't get hung up. I ain't blaming it on you to fish the rod.
Willie Robertson
Why is it always the big ones get away?
Martin
Well, because you never see them. So you can make him any size.
Willie Robertson
I've seen them. Mine always get away after they only see them.
Jase Robertson
Only the state records.
Willie Robertson
Oh, right.
Si Robertson
Yeah, Go and fishing.
Willie Robertson
I caught. I caught that off a golf course in Alabama.
Jase Robertson
What?
Martin
Oh, the biggin. That's the record.
Si Robertson
That's the one. That turtle.
Willie Robertson
Turtle lady, huh?
Martin
He broke the state record after a turtle ate half.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, he's about that law. Turtle lady.
Si Robertson
Crappie, crappie. I saw. I said, did you take a picture of that fish? He said, nope. Tired of lady.
Jase Robertson
What?
Willie Robertson
I put him on the buddy. My buddy told me, don't put that on the stringer. I said, oh, I've got. Why I gotta keep catching them?
Jase Robertson
Oh, you had state record.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah, world record.
Willie Robertson
The world record. Not only the state and the world.
Jase Robertson
And you had it just dragging it through the water.
Willie Robertson
Yep.
Jase Robertson
And a turtle ate it.
Willie Robertson
Guess what? I had like 20 fish on that stringer. Okay. And when I went over and picked it up, I said, whoop, something's wrong. Guess what was left. All I had left was the lips and the eyeballs.
Si Robertson
Yep, that's the only one they ate.
Willie Robertson
Okay. That's the only fish they ate off of that darn stringer was that.
Si Robertson
World record.
Willie Robertson
World record. Oh, pitiful wasn't the word.
Jase Robertson
What year was this?
Martin
Well, it was BC 93.
Willie Robertson
It's somewhere around 93. Because I retired. I wore tired and I went to Alabama.
Jase Robertson
Did you have one of them weird cocktails?
Willie Robertson
No, I wasn't drinking. Nothing. Just checking that wasn't like the days I was in Nam.
Martin
Gave that up, huh?
Willie Robertson
Yeah, I gave that up when I come back, and I really did.
Jase Robertson
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Martin
So she had twins. She got same problem with her. She had twins.
Jase Robertson
Little thinning hair, spider webs all over the place. And my sister said, I've always thought about it. And I said, well, you know what? That's what I'm gonna get you for Christmas.
Martin
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Willie Robertson
Well, see, I'd caught one the day before and that was the day I was building signs and I had my tape measure on me. Well, caught this one and I put the tape measure on him and he was 17 inches and three quarter inches long.
Jase Robertson
17 and three quarters.
Willie Robertson
Yep.
Si Robertson
And look at four pounder.
Willie Robertson
Hey and hey, look that one I caught the next day compared to the one you know the 17th three quarter. He would have ate him. He was a shiner.
Jase Robertson
What?
Si Robertson
Okay, world record crappy.
Willie Robertson
Hey, that's not going to buy by.
Martin
Triple slicker in the shiner's eyeball.
Si Robertson
Hardly.
Willie Robertson
Well, I just tell you I've caught.
Martin
Bass that are 2 foot long, 24 inches.
Willie Robertson
24 inches and wasn't but 5 or 6 pounds. Yeah, but they would long ones. You Know they've got the short. The short strain.
Si Robertson
Everyone. That's the ones in the river.
Willie Robertson
There's a short strain. They get big, weigh 12, 15 pounds. But then you got the, the ones that have been put on the. On the what, what do you call?
Si Robertson
Stretch. Stretching machine.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah, you stretch.
Si Robertson
I put 3 or 4 pounds B. 4 inches long.
Willie Robertson
Hey, 20. I've had. I've caught a bass that I put a tape measure on that was. Hey, 24 inches long. I caught a brim that was a foot long.
Jase Robertson
Here we go.
Willie Robertson
Load a hop fish. And look, and look. I don't even know. I don't even know what species he is. I think he's crossed between a.
Si Robertson
He was a blue.
Willie Robertson
Small mouth. Small mouth.
Si Robertson
And that's a goggle eye.
Willie Robertson
No, and a goggle eye, a small mouth and a cheeky pin. Because he's got red eyes.
Si Robertson
Dick and pen. That's what Paula calls them.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, yeah, but this one's got red eyes. And I called him out of the Paint Rock river in Alabama.
Si Robertson
The what?
Willie Robertson
Hey, Paint Rock River.
Si Robertson
Well, that's why his eyes was red.
Willie Robertson
Although. Hey, look. And I had a ruler laying beside him.
Jase Robertson
You just.
Willie Robertson
Hey, he was one foot long. Hey, he constantly.
Jase Robertson
He never has like a fish measure in the body. He's like, I just happen to have.
Willie Robertson
Oh, hey, I want.
Martin
He just left the book I got.
Willie Robertson
Him at the house.
Jase Robertson
They just left the book.
Martin
That's where you got all the best rulers, man.
Willie Robertson
Hey, I look, I had a three yard.
Martin
Oh stick and big seven month erasers. Yeah, I'm proud of your kids for buying books.
Si Robertson
A seven month eraser.
Martin
Would you say that's all. I just was referring to stuff that I used to buy. I was going back to the book fair. Like stuff I used to buy at the book fair was never a book. I bought like rulers and erasers and.
Si Robertson
Oh yeah, the highlighters.
Jase Robertson
Hold on.
Si Robertson
They're pointed on both ends.
Martin
Yeah, man.
Willie Robertson
He looked up Alabama's record. Bluegill or shell cracker.
Jase Robertson
And this is.
Willie Robertson
I ain't the same fish. Shell cracker is a.
Jase Robertson
This is one of my favorite photographs. Maybe I've ever found him.
Willie Robertson
That is a bull there. That's a chinky pen.
Jase Robertson
I don't know who this guy is.
Martin
Freaking tired, but I love him.
Willie Robertson
Yeah, that's a chinky pen.
Martin
That is everything. Alabama football is right there.
Willie Robertson
Right there. I guarantee.
Jase Robertson
You know what that guy's name is?
Martin
Nick.
Jase Robertson
Hold on.
Martin
Come on.
Si Robertson
There were some guys went to have.
Martin
A suit that's got a summer no.
Si Robertson
Caught a five pound chicken pin.
Martin
Oh yeah, I saw.
Willie Robertson
Oh, they know they like Powell in Arizona. They catch £5 all the time. That ain't no big deal.
Martin
What's his name?
Willie Robertson
And that's chicky pan too, buddy.
Jase Robertson
Everybody in this article has a name like mine.
Si Robertson
That's free.
Jase Robertson
There's arv, that's rv. OTS was with them and JD came along late. I don't know who anybody is because none of them got names. They just got initials. Like we're. We're in the deep.
Willie Robertson
That's a good boy. Yeah, that's a good one.
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
That's an interesting.
Willie Robertson
You talking about a line singer?
Martin
He ate breakfast at Hardee's that morning.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
When I tell you there's cl, There's IB There's J. Dan. Like this is the most Alabama.
Willie Robertson
What's a redneck RV T. Roll Tide.
Jase Robertson
Finally I found somebody known as Jeff.
Si Robertson
Yeah, he's from out of state.
Martin
He's import.
Jase Robertson
Yeah, yeah. And there's George in the story too.
Willie Robertson
Out of state attack.
Martin
Oh, man. Well, what's in our. What's in our inbox? Because I know this. The. The tired or I get the funnier side is and we treading down a dangerous path.
Jase Robertson
Hello at duck call room dot com. Send me an email. I'm going to be honest. I've been behind. I buckled down and I caught up. I'm caught up.
Martin
The power to sweat britches.
Jase Robertson
You know, I got comfortable, got cozy. I had me a little miniature fire and I just burned through all these emails. Emmett emails in and says, my name is Emmett and I know the man.
Si Robertson
I had an uncle name Emmett. Okay, Uncle Emmett.
Willie Robertson
Who's the man? He knows.
Jase Robertson
I don't know all Emmett said because.
Willie Robertson
I know the man too.
Martin
Amen. He hung.
Willie Robertson
Hey, you know the one I'm talking about?
Martin
He hung that son.
Willie Robertson
Hey, Young. That sun moon, the stars in the sky.
Jase Robertson
Jack, Emmett literally just put a subject line that said, my name is Emmett and I know the man. And that's it.
Willie Robertson
He really know.
Jase Robertson
All right. And then we got a couple first deer shout outs.
Martin
Oh, it is hunting because it's hunting.
Jase Robertson
See, I'm getting a lot of. Hey, Emery, here she is with her first deer doe.
Willie Robertson
There you go.
Martin
There you go, girl. Look at that.
Si Robertson
Look how long in backstage little girls.
Martin
Hunting and fishing, man. Praise God.
Willie Robertson
That's gonna be a good food.
Si Robertson
Boy.
Jase Robertson
I was 29 before I took that picture.
Willie Robertson
Hey, backstrap city boys.
Si Robertson
That's not my fault, huh?
Jase Robertson
Anyway, so there's Emery and Then here's Clay from Kentucky.
Willie Robertson
He done got a good one, boy.
Martin
Oh, big.
Willie Robertson
Look at that high rack. Rascal. Big 8.9.
Martin
That's a good nine point that gum big.
Willie Robertson
Yeah. Was it play Good job on one side. On the other.
Martin
Good job.
Si Robertson
Look at that smile.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
Yeah. You can't.
Willie Robertson
Good job, a man.
Martin
You can't get that in an Xbox or PlayStation.
Si Robertson
We got another.
Martin
Even when you whack.
Willie Robertson
Look how long that deer is.
Si Robertson
I know.
Willie Robertson
That's a bull.
Martin
That's a big one.
Si Robertson
I just thought the back straps was long on that other.
Jase Robertson
Hey, and I just got a text message. George's best friend just came in and bought a Godwin rock.
Si Robertson
Really?
Jase Robertson
We're about to go nuts.
Si Robertson
That's what I'm talking about.
Jase Robertson
George is a sailor.
Si Robertson
Oh, George's friend.
Martin
God, when you just made, like, 62 cents, huh?
Si Robertson
We won't work a little bit more now.
Martin
There you go. All right.
Jase Robertson
And then Scott. Scott has a weird one. It's gonna be our weird question of the day.
Martin
Hi, Scotty.
Jase Robertson
He's from Lancaster.
Martin
Pennsyiavan.
Jase Robertson
Is it Lancaster or Lancaster?
Martin
I think up there is Lancaster, but it's very clearly Lancaster.
Jase Robertson
All right, so, Scott, you're from Lancaster, even if you don't think so. This is. I. This is.
Si Robertson
Well, we need to slow down our talking. We're talking too fast.
Jase Robertson
That is a good point, Scott. Relatively new Christian, gave himself to his life over Jesus a little over a year ago. Thumbs up from West Monroe all the way to Lancaster. But he always wondered what Jesus looks like. What do you believe? He's just not sure. He's been researching something I've never heard of, and he said, does it matter?
Si Robertson
It don't matter to me.
Jase Robertson
And he's just interested in our thoughts about it.
Martin
No, I mean, selfishly, I kind of want him be a little bald because I am, too, since I was made in his image, but, you know. Yeah, but he's all made in his image of me and Godwin don't really look alike, so. Yeah.
Jase Robertson
So have you ever put much thought into.
Willie Robertson
Well, I have, because where it says, God said, let us make him make man in our image, our likeness.
Si Robertson
I guess he's like us.
Willie Robertson
No, but the Bible describes him as. Well, he. When you look at him, you wouldn't. Nothing. Nothing would hit you. That says, you know, he was just a normal dude.
Si Robertson
Yeah. What's that proverb? Not proverb. Isaiah 50.
Willie Robertson
Well, it goes. It goes into great detail saying, well, he's not. Nothing to catch your attention or Say yo. So it was just, you know, you would say, okay, there's thousand looked like he's like looks like everybody else.
Si Robertson
Because he was human in every way. Yeah.
Willie Robertson
And he's human in every way. And not only that, he was tempted in all everything we were tempted with. Yet he was sinless.
Jase Robertson
Yeah.
Si Robertson
Better. Now question.
Willie Robertson
It is a good question.
Jase Robertson
It's an interesting question.
Willie Robertson
It is a good question.
Martin
But at the end of the day for me, no, it doesn't matter.
Willie Robertson
No, no, it doesn't.
Si Robertson
But you know what Dickens quote, I.
Willie Robertson
Because I don't care what he looks like. I bet you I care what he done.
Martin
Yeah. I just care that he was there and I care that he's not there now.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
But just, just a. Can you imagine a man who worked in. Whether it was he worked on building stuff. Some people say he was a stone mason, some people say carpenter.
Willie Robertson
He's a carpenter, son.
Jase Robertson
It did. Yeah. We can get into semantics of Greek or whatever. Can you imagine how strong he was because he didn't have power tools or nothing. He was building houses and stuff. I bet you that sucker when he broke bread, he meant it well.
Willie Robertson
No, no.
Jase Robertson
When you look at two by fours.
Willie Robertson
Yo, we look at, we look at our throughout history who's probably pyramids and all that things were done back then with ropes and pulleys and all this and was slave labor. So. Yeah. Because they got, they got rocks that were cut and then fitted together. That way we hadn't got equipment today that can pick them up and they.
Jase Robertson
Were doing it with their hands. So I'm just.
Willie Robertson
They did it with, you know, just what was available back then.
Jase Robertson
I bet Jesus had some mitts on. All I'm saying.
Willie Robertson
Well, hey, I imagine when he shook hands with you, you felt it.
Si Robertson
Yeah, yeah. You still hope it wasn't noodles.
Jase Robertson
Easy, man.
Si Robertson
What?
Jase Robertson
None of that anyways, that's just the interesting one. I got one more. It's relationship advice.
Si Robertson
All right, let's go.
Jase Robertson
And It's Hayden. He's 18 and this is the most 18 year old thing I've ever heard in my life.
Si Robertson
Well, let's go.
Jase Robertson
He's from small town Alabama. He's been listening for a few years, loves the podcast. He's dating this girl after seven months. She randomly broke up with me to go get with another guy. But I didn't find out about it until later on. Tick tock. And he posted her and then I'd ask her and you know, the beat around the bush. And now I'm kind of Questioning everything because now she wants to get back together but we aren't back together. But it's kind of weird. But I can't. She broke up with him and he didn't know it.
Si Robertson
That's crazy.
Jase Robertson
But I just want to know if he should. He. He's asking if he should get back with her basically. Sorry for this being so long. Don't email me back because I don't check my email and his number is three. Three. I'm not going to give out his full number. I'm just kidding. I'm also not going to call you.
Martin
And are we sure she. Are we sure she didn't email him?
Si Robertson
Hayden let him know it was over running Might have.
Martin
Buddy.
Si Robertson
How do you not know?
Martin
Buddy, run. Buddy.
Si Robertson
We've been on the water too long. He ain't come in to check nothing.
Martin
Buddy, run like the wind. You know that other fellow from Alabama is so famous. Forrest dude just like him.
Jase Robertson
Gotta get away from Jenny.
Si Robertson
I think I.
Jase Robertson
What do you think?
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
He didn't know that.
Willie Robertson
Well, there's a. There's a trust issue here. I agree with Martin. Hey, shake the dust off. The Bible says shake the dust off your feet and book. Yeah.
Martin
So does Taylor Swift.
Jase Robertson
This is a direct quote. We aren't back together but we are at the same time. It's kind of weird. Nope, it's not kind of weird.
Willie Robertson
You've got to trust issues weird.
Jase Robertson
Get out of there, man.
Willie Robertson
Yeah.
Martin
How small is this town? Are they the only two there?
Willie Robertson
Like there's other fish in this.
Martin
Well you do. You work. You work at the Exos. You work at the Dollar General. Like where we at here?
Jase Robertson
He's in welding school from small town Alabama.
Si Robertson
What happened to the other run?
Martin
Yeah.
Jase Robertson
And go beat him up.
Martin
Yeah, I checked tick tock first. Apparently from everything.
Willie Robertson
I'll waste your time.
Martin
Check tick tock while you're running.
Si Robertson
She broke up don't waste with the other guy and apparently she don't break up with. He don't.
Jase Robertson
She just goes back and forth.
Martin
Yeah.
Willie Robertson
There's too much tick tocking going on.
Martin
Yeah. She ain't a bass catching release. Ain't it Big dog going down the.
Jase Robertson
Road while you're on that. What is your opinion of tick tocking?
Willie Robertson
Hey, I don't even know what it is but hey, if that's. If that's the result of it, you can have tick tock. And you know where you. You know where you throw it?
Jase Robertson
Where?
Martin
Kingdom come.
Willie Robertson
In the ocean.
Jase Robertson
We're throwing.
Willie Robertson
Hey, throw it in the ocean. Let some fish eat it, huh? Yeah, I. You know what a fish wall of Jonah that is.
Jase Robertson
Hey, of all the social media. I will say I'm against tick tock, I think, in every form or fashion.
Willie Robertson
Oh, good one. I don't think.
Martin
I guess I think I'm too old to understand it.
Si Robertson
You're too old to understand. That's a good.
Jase Robertson
I feel weird.
Willie Robertson
Like a commercial where they tell that kid in it, y'all, and then says, well, what is economy? And he said, never mind. I'll just go look it up. But it wouldn't tell him what the economy is. No.
Si Robertson
Hey, Jared Clark told that man, I don't watch this. You're educated beyond your comprehension.
Willie Robertson
I said, what?
Jase Robertson
I'm lost.
Martin
Well, you know where you can be found. The word.
Jase Robertson
What does the word.
Willie Robertson
What's the. What's the verse of the day?
Jase Robertson
The verse of the day, actually, today was an interesting one to me. That has to do with Lazarus, Abraham.
Willie Robertson
We talk about some resurrection here, boys.
Jase Robertson
But when Jesus showed up, verse 21 says, Lord, Martha said to Jesus, if you had been here, my brother would not have died.
Si Robertson
He's mad at him, but I know.
Jase Robertson
That even now, God will give you whatever you ask. And Jesus said to her, your brother will rise again. And then they kind of went back and forth for a little longer, but guess what? He rose again that day, and we all going to raise again one day.
Martin
So, amen, buddy.
Jase Robertson
I'm for it.
Martin
Amen.
Jase Robertson
Well, I'll be up there in heaven, just with goblins. Crappie Caster just catching them left and right.
Martin
And with Gadwall to the decoy.
Willie Robertson
That's right, Crappie. And hey, ain't a game warden inside. And, hey, you can catch as many as you want.
Si Robertson
Any lake. Right in the middle of my farm.
Jase Robertson
Just all them stories size ever told might actually come true up there.
Si Robertson
Oh, yeah.
Willie Robertson
Everything is possible with the man.
Martin
We'll see y'all.
Jase Robertson
That actually might be what happens. I've been to heaven, caught all these world record fish, come back and came back.
Willie Robertson
Nope. Jesus don't allow that.
Jase Robertson
Nope.
Willie Robertson
All right, let me go tell him. He said nope. I've. I've sent them the prophets. Yep.
Si Robertson
If I sent a man to raise from the dead, they wouldn't believe me.
Willie Robertson
That's right. And some of them saw that and still didn't believe.
Jase Robertson
Lazarus.
Martin
Amen.
Jase Robertson
We'll be back.
Martin
We'll see y'all next time.
Jase Robertson
Y'all want to do this again sometime?
Si Robertson
Yeah. Give me my rock.
Martin
I can't do it. Till Monday.
Duck Call Room – Episode: "Uncle Si's Personality Rubs Off on His New Nephew"
Release Date: November 26, 2024
In this engaging episode of Duck Call Room, Si Robertson, Justin Martin, Willie Robertson, and their co-hosts dive deep into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, heartfelt hunting stories, and lively discussions that showcase Uncle Si’s influence on the next generation. The episode seamlessly blends entertaining banter with insightful moments, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
The episode kicks off with the hosts exchanging playful remarks about having "stories galore." Jase Robertson leads the conversation, expressing his excitement to share multiple stories, much to Willie Robertson’s amusement.
Notable Quote:
This light-hearted exchange sets a jovial tone, emphasizing the camaraderie among the hosts as they prepare to delve into various topics.
Jase Robertson narrates a captivating story about his son, Carter, who developed an intense interest in history after purchasing a book on the Vietnam War at a school book fair. Carter's fascination stems from learning that his uncle, Si Robertson, served in the Vietnam War, sparking a desire to engage in meaningful discussions about his experiences.
Notable Quotes:
This segment highlights the generational impact of Uncle Si's stories, illustrating how his experiences inspire and educate the younger family members. The hosts discuss the importance of firsthand accounts in understanding historical events.
The conversation shifts to thrilling hunting tales, with Willie Robertson recounting a memorable morning hunting ducks. He shares the excitement of successfully taking down multiple ducks and the camaraderie experienced during their hunts.
Notable Quotes:
Willie’s stories about shooting banded geese and dealing with elusive ducks offer listeners an authentic glimpse into the hunting lifestyle, complete with challenges and triumphs. The detailed recounting of these events underscores the skills and patience required in hunting, while also injecting humor and suspense.
The hosts engage with their audience by reading and responding to listener emails. One standout email features a blind hunter named Dallas, sharing his unique experience of shooting a banded goose with the assistance of his friend.
Notable Quotes:
These interactions emphasize the strong community bond among listeners, showcasing the show's commitment to featuring diverse voices and experiences. The hosts provide thoughtful advice and encouragement, fostering a supportive environment for their audience.
Throughout the episode, humor abounds as the hosts share funny incidents and showcase amusing props. A highlight includes the introduction of a special fishing rod with Goblin’s face, adding a quirky element to the narrative.
Notable Quotes:
These playful exchanges and the use of props like themed fishing rods contribute to the show's entertaining atmosphere, blending humor with authentic storytelling.
Interspersed with the main content, the episode features advertisements for Helix Sleep Mattresses and Y'all Sweet Tea. Justin Martin passionately endorses Helix Sleep, detailing the benefits of personalized mattresses for optimal rest, especially after strenuous hunting seasons.
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Similarly, Y'all Sweet Tea is praised for its quality and variety, appealing to the Southern palate. These segments are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, maintaining the show's engaging flow.
A humorous segment revolves around a custom T-shirt featuring Donald Trump with a squirrel, branded as "Justice for Peanut." The hosts joke about the uniqueness of the design and its appeal to their listeners.
Notable Quotes:
This playful promotion not only entertains but also engages the audience in a light-hearted way, blending pop culture with the show's signature humor.
The episode concludes with a thoughtful discussion on a listener’s question about the appearance of Jesus. The hosts delve into theological reflections, sharing personal beliefs and scriptural insights, which adds a meaningful dimension to the episode.
Notable Quotes:
This segment balances humor with introspection, providing listeners with both entertainment and contemplation.
Duck Call Room delivers a robust episode filled with laughter, storytelling, and heartfelt moments. From Carter's inquisitiveness inspired by Uncle Si to Willie’s adventurous hunting tales and the lively interaction with listeners, the show encapsulates the essence of camaraderie and shared experiences. The strategic inclusion of product endorsements and humorous props adds layers of engagement, making this episode a comprehensive and enjoyable listen.
Overall Notable Quote:
This final remark underscores the show's inviting nature, encouraging listeners to return for more engaging content in future episodes.
For fans seeking a blend of humor, hunting lore, and heartfelt discussions, this episode of Duck Call Room is a treasure trove of entertainment and community spirit.