Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out

Summary

Podcast Summary: Duck Call Room – "Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out"

Release Date: January 14, 2025

Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan

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1. Weather Woes and Meteorologist Mishaps

The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing unexpected snowfall in Shreveport, leading to humorous commentary about the accuracy of meteorologists.

• Si Robertson [00:33]: "It's snowing in Shreveport, y'all."
• Willie Robertson [00:38]: "I don't know. If we only had a window, we would know. But it appears to be snowy."

They delve into the challenges weather reporters face, playfully critiquing their forecasts and sharing nostalgic memories of past weather personalities.

• Willie Robertson [01:07]: "Whenever I talk about stuff like that, I get a text a couple days later from Hunter saying, can you send that to me?"

2. Hunting Adventures and Antics

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the hosts' hunting experiences, filled with tall tales, near misses, and impressive kills.

• Jase Robertson [05:05]: "He missed. He missed another duck. He missed a gadwall after Stone killed the gadwall."
• Phil Robertson [05:32]: "What was that guy's name? A mascot off of cereal box."

The conversation highlights the camaraderie among the hunters, their strategies, and the occasional mishaps that lead to laughter and lessons learned.

• Willie Robertson [03:34]: "Eternal optimist. I mean Jase come across negative till they go duck hunt."

3. Uncle Si's Cooking Catastrophe

Aligning with the episode's title, the hosts share a hilarious yet cautionary tale about Uncle Si's unconventional cooking methods leading to unexpected dental issues.

• Jase Robertson [29:35]: "I don't need no teeth. I said, I don't need no teeth, 'cause my cooking made them fall out."
• Willie Robertson [29:55]: "Have you had my cooking?"

This segment blends humor with a light-hearted message about the importance of cooking techniques, all while keeping the tone jovial and engaging.

4. Personal Stories and Family Banter

The hosts engage in lively discussions about family dynamics, sharing stories that reveal their personalities and the bonds they share.

• Phil Robertson [25:05]: "Al made the dressing."
• Jase Robertson [25:44]: "I've been trying to remember that song since you said it before we started recording."

These anecdotes provide listeners with a glimpse into the Robertson family's life, emphasizing themes of tradition, responsibility, and humor.

5. Listener Engagement and Voicemails

Interspersed throughout the episode are interactions with listeners, including voicemails that touch on topics like favorite music and inspirational quotes for yearbooks.

• Sandy Esparza [47:14]: "I was just wondering if I could... get my senior quote to be from Sy Robertson himself."
• Jase Robertson [48:35]: "Sandy says, hey. Reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand."

These segments highlight the show's community aspect, fostering a connection between the hosts and their audience.

6. Music Preferences and Light-Hearted Discussions

The conversation shifts to the hosts' diverse music tastes, leading to playful debates about favorite bands and how music influences their moods.

• Jase Robertson [46:55]: "I like them all."
• Willie Robertson [47:43]: "I'm still going. I'm going back to Mississippi. I don't know."

This part of the episode showcases the hosts' personalities and their ability to keep the conversation dynamic and entertaining.

7. Closing Reflections and Faith

As the episode winds down, the hosts touch upon their faith, sharing meaningful insights and reflections.

• Willie Robertson [54:18]: "Everybody knows 16 and he'd look at 17."
• Jase Robertson [54:41]: "That's the answer to everything."

These moments add depth to the episode, providing listeners with thoughtful takeaways amidst the humor.

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Conclusion:

In "Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out," Duck Call Room delivers a blend of humor, heartfelt stories, and engaging banter. From weather woes and hunting adventures to personal anecdotes and reflections on faith, the hosts provide a rich and entertaining experience. Notable quotes punctuate the conversation, offering memorable moments that resonate with both longtime fans and new listeners alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• Si Robertson [00:33]: "It's snowing in Shreveport, y'all."
• Jase Robertson [05:05]: "He missed. He missed another duck."
• Jase Robertson [29:35]: "I don't need no teeth, 'cause my cooking made them fall out."
• Jase Robertson [48:35]: "Sandy says, hey. Reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand."

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Transcript

[Si Robertson]

Is that a song?

[Jase Robertson]

Check the external input or select another input. Use an input button. You got all that. Hunter.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, you're in job, Hunter.

[Jase Robertson]

But.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man, that radar. Telling the truth, I don't know. If we only had a window, we would know. But it appears to be snowy.

[Si Robertson]

It's snowing in Shreveport, y'all.

[Willie Robertson]

According to the radar, it is snowing outside.

[Jase Robertson]

Ugh.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm gonna.

[Si Robertson]

That's the worst.

[Willie Robertson]

But I'm gonna save some time so that. See for this, folks. Y'all at home that don't know. Anytime I talk about stuff like that, I get a text a couple days later from Hunter saying, can you send that to me? So I'm gonna send it to him right now so that we don't have to worry about that in a couple of days. There you go, Hunter. There's you. The screenshot that you need of our. I don't know. The radar says it is, but the weathermen have been so obnoxiously wrong the past three days. I don't.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You want to talk about the greatest job in the history of man?

[Willie Robertson]

What's that?

[Jase Robertson]

It's what?

[Willie Robertson]

Meteorologist?

[Si Robertson]

Weatherman.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, they.

[Willie Robertson]

Is it really, though? Because, like, what if you get it wrong and it has some other effects on people?

[Si Robertson]

They do it all the time.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I mean.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, you're essentially just guessing. No offense. Jared Floyd, I really like you. Great guy. Our weatherman. Locally, he's awesome. But I mean, when they're like, hey, 50% chance of rain.

[Willie Robertson]

The problem is our old weatherman tried to take over the zoo and that didn't work out right. So maybe he should have stayed with the weather.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think we can talk about that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, really? Yeah. Whoops.

[Si Robertson]

Bad deal. I'm pretty sure he had to move over a couple states.

[Willie Robertson]

You know who I miss on the weather? You remember growing up? Freddie.

[Si Robertson]

Freddie the weather guy.

[Phil Robertson]

Little cartoon.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, him and. Him and our friend Neil Shaw. That was. That was like. My memories of the weather is. I remember Freddie is because staying with my grandparents all the time, you always. You watched every new, like 6am Then in this small town, guess what? We got another one at noon because something may have happened. Nothing ever happened. The same one you watched that morning and then you got to 5:00 and then he got 6:00 because something was really going to take place in that.

[Si Robertson]

Now there's like a 9 and a 10. Is it really they just run the news a lot.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

TV's kind of a dying Breed though.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I don't.

[Si Robertson]

Everybody's just watching YouTube.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't get it.

[Phil Robertson]

Well we do have a little wintry mix on the way. You know what that means?

[Jase Robertson]

Wintery mix.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. This whole town gonna shut down.

[Phil Robertson]

That's the whole state of Louisiana is going to shut down. And it usually means there'll be a movement of duck of water with that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

They ain't been moving so far.

[Phil Robertson]

Well moved little this morning.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we killed a few. Today is actually kind of fun for a minute.

[Phil Robertson]

It gets old Slick riled up your nephew. Your nephew. Sigh. We had 40 pintails working around this morning.

[Jase Robertson]

He has a deal with pigtails.

[Willie Robertson]

I couldn't believe he didn't call a shot. I was stunned.

[Phil Robertson]

They were about 80.

[Willie Robertson]

Well they were but you know.

[Jase Robertson]

But you could. You could have got a few.

[Willie Robertson]

See? See Jason sigh. Eternal optimist. I mean Jace come across negative till they go duck hunt. Then he's pretty optimistic each and every day. But he leaves that in a duck blind. So.

[Phil Robertson]

He was. He was jolly today.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh yeah he was. He. He paddled that p row about 7 miles I think by the time it was all said and done with.

[Si Robertson]

That's how Jace works out. All natural.

[Willie Robertson]

He forgot his coffee.

[Si Robertson]

He's either paddling coffee.

[Willie Robertson]

He forgot his coffee. And he was just. He was. He was un unsettled until he had. He just had to finally go.

[Phil Robertson]

The first thing happened, a woody came in there and lit. Oh and he missed it.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh no. So I wouldn't bring that up but.

[Phil Robertson]

I will say this. I've hunted with that man for 30 plus years and I've never seen him do that. I've seen side do it a lot but what.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, what do you think he said when he did it?

[Jase Robertson]

He had some excuse.

[Phil Robertson]

What was it?

[Jase Robertson]

It was. Hey, brush was in the way.

[Phil Robertson]

It's exactly what.

[Willie Robertson]

Dang dang dang.

[Si Robertson]

That's unbelievable.

[Jase Robertson]

He's always got an excuse.

[Willie Robertson]

Dang dang.

[Jase Robertson]

I just said hey look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say hey I missed that sucker.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He.

[Jase Robertson]

You know everybody misses if you tell me you don't miss. You're a bald faced liar. I'll tell you to your face. You're a bald face.

[Willie Robertson]

It was a 20 yard shot and he shot at it at about 16. He was a little.

[Jase Robertson]

Little short. A little short on that one.

[Willie Robertson]

Like the water blew up and I was. Because I was watching this angle as that the water blew up in the wood duck sitting behind it. Like what just happened yeah, he didn't.

[Jase Robertson]

Even get up when he got up.

[Willie Robertson]

He just very confused. He was. He was just. You could tell he was puzzled.

[Si Robertson]

He got away.

[Willie Robertson]

No, that. No, he got him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He had to wait for him to pass the cameraman.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Duck got up, flew right in front of Jared. I was like, oh. And. But Jason let it go past him and then boom. Got him. He got him.

[Phil Robertson]

Then after that, he got in the P row and he. He was gone for about an hour.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, he missed another one.

[Jase Robertson]

He couldn't handle it.

[Phil Robertson]

Right. He missed.

[Willie Robertson]

He missed. He missed another duck. He missed a gadwall after Stone killed the gad wall. There's two of them. He missed it. And then Jace, he just left. He took off on a march. But his march involved a P row and a paddle.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He's like, you know, I mean, I told him, they said, well, why ain't Jay stayed in a blind. So, boys, that's how you cure the red. You know, the red butt. Let's call it that.

[Si Robertson]

The rear end of anger.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I said, sometimes. I said, different man got different ways to handle. I said, jason is going on a paddle.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

So he took his paddle and he's gone.

[Phil Robertson]

But when he got back, he made two of the most incredible shots you've ever seen.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he just had to get it.

[Si Robertson]

He knows himself.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he had to get it out.

[Si Robertson]

Hard reset on a seven mile paddle.

[Willie Robertson]

I will say he. He arguably made one of the. And the best shots I've ever seen in the same morning.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

That last shot on that one Woody was incredible.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, like, that thing was 90 yards.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, I looked.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, he. Him and Phil both, Bill in his heyday, they kill him further than anybody I've ever seen.

[Willie Robertson]

Buddy, when I. When I tell you dead.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, I was just looking at. Down his gun barrel and I was like, boy, I'm glad that ain't me. Boom. That thing.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, look. He feel out of 10 gauge. Then he shot it and just. He finally just said, jace, here, you can have this. I don't want it.

[Willie Robertson]

That reminds me.

[Si Robertson]

Yo, hey, hold on. Martin just got. Oh, look.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I gotta Look, Jace. Well, they just asked me for something.

[Phil Robertson]

6 and 3.

[Si Robertson]

If you're wondering where Martin keeps looking for shells.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, he keeps them. These ain't just props, y'all.

[Si Robertson]

He keeps them behind himself in the studio, AKA the duck call room. And now they're just reading numbers off of boxes.

[Jase Robertson]

But look, hey, he's good.

[Willie Robertson]

Sorry. Hunter.

[Jase Robertson]

The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunches of mylars working. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he added Browning, okay? And the 10 gauge. Well, hey, the ducks were two bunches. And one of them was low and right, and the other bunch was high. Jase killed three, okay, with the Browning, set it down, grab the 10 gauge and kill two out of the high bunch, okay? And I'm telling you, it was this way. Boom. Boom. And it was 1001-1002-1003-1004, 1005-1006-1007-1008, splash. 1009, 10, 10, splash.

[Willie Robertson]

Keep going.

[Jase Robertson]

He shot this. I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you, I was. It took him a count of 10 to hit the water, you know, And I said, what did y'all. What are you shooting? And he said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gauge. I said, okay, now it makes sense. Oh, I mean, hey, you talking up there.

[Willie Robertson]

Jason mad at him? He out there right now putting out decoys.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey.

[Si Robertson]

So it took them 10 seconds to fall.

[Jase Robertson]

It took them a count of 10, okay. To hit the water.

[Si Robertson]

According to math, that means they were 490 meters.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I'm telling you, they were up there.

[Si Robertson]

The rate of which gravity.

[Phil Robertson]

Not if they do the helicopter.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, that's a good point.

[Willie Robertson]

Kind of like a parachute, you know? Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

He's done that quite often, though.

[Willie Robertson]

He did today.

[Si Robertson]

But, man, is Jay still into chopping wood?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, he's.

[Willie Robertson]

No, he's. He's now a shovel man.

[Si Robertson]

He's a shovel man, buddy. There's people that go to gyms to pay to hit tires. And Jace just walks outside and just.

[Willie Robertson]

Chops wood everywhere he goes. Now, duck. And he got two things. A shotgun and a shovel. I've been halfway convinced the shovels for us. Like he's just going to take us out there and get rid of us.

[Phil Robertson]

It's a nice shovel.

[Willie Robertson]

It is nice shovel.

[Phil Robertson]

I think it's one of his gold.

[Willie Robertson]

His treasure hunt.

[Phil Robertson]

Treasure hunting show.

[Jase Robertson]

No, that's. No, that's. That's for. Hey, if the water's too shallow, he digs a hole where he put his dippers out.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

What kind of grass is that?

[Willie Robertson]

It's a broom. Sage.

[Phil Robertson]

So I got this broom sedge growing for buffers for our deer stand so we can get in and out without the deer.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, no, we're clearing all that.

[Phil Robertson]

Ace has pulled up all of our buffer on the hilltop over there.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we got out there this morning. I heard.

[Jase Robertson]

I heard something about that and I just. I.

[Willie Robertson]

We got out there this morning. We just kept walking through the middle of it. He said, oh, this is the good. Look how big these clumps are.

[Phil Robertson]

And I mean, it took me four years to get.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. Get that growing. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And he's gonna go dig up all the buffer.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, it's now all sitting on duck blinds. So. Yeah, you go back and get it and throw it in the ground. It'd be fine. It'd be fine. There's plenty of holes out there. Be careful. If you walk out in front of that hilltop stands, you break ankle.

[Phil Robertson]

I told him, I said, you digging up my buffer? He said, what? I said, my buffer.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, for us to get out of the deer blind without worrying about no deer.

[Phil Robertson]

Stupid deer. He said, go plant you something else.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that story checks out.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he drove like Dale Earnhardt this morning, too. It was. I was smiling the whole time. Jersey Joe, terrified.

[Phil Robertson]

He got all hopped up on that European coffee.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Espresso. European Switzerland. He said, yeah, something.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

What was he, the boat or the.

[Willie Robertson]

The four wheeler? The side beside. Yeah, he. He. He had that baby skimped back so far back that he put the top off. Stone deer feeder on the front.

[Phil Robertson]

I got it. I got a deer, a corn Slinger on the front of. That's my work rig. Yeah, I use it every day. And he just got in there and just stomped. Stomped the pedal through the floorboard. The whole lid on my corn spreader slung off. He just kept on going.

[Willie Robertson]

He kept. He kept on tracking just like he.

[Phil Robertson]

Was trying to tear it up.

[Si Robertson]

I got rough on equipment.

[Willie Robertson]

I got so tickled.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, he said deer. He. No.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he wasn't worried about that.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, he is his father's son.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll tell you right now.

[Jase Robertson]

Care less about a deer.

[Willie Robertson]

You've never seen a grown man more petrified than Jersey Joe was riding to that thing too. I was back here smiling, just a big grin on my face, having time, my life. And Jersey Joe just holding on for dear life.

[Si Robertson]

I don't like going fast.

[Willie Robertson]

And Jared, the cameraman. Jared, he said. He said, jason, could you see better than I could out that windshield? Jason? No, he said, muscle memory. I just know that road. We had a couple of mud holes so bad he didn't know it too well. Threw water on the roof of that thing. We hit him so hard. It was a good morning. It was fun. Oh, yeah, I had a. An enjoyable morning this morning. I will say it was.

[Phil Robertson]

That was.

[Willie Robertson]

We needed that after about a five day suck.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, so that was a pleasant, fun duck hunt this morning.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I laughed.

[Jase Robertson]

Y'all kill 20? Yeah, y'all had a good one.

[Willie Robertson]

A bunch of woodies, but it's still fun. They come in there for the most part.

[Phil Robertson]

Them Gad walls were pretty coming in there and killed a few mallards. I. We had a good bunch of mallards on. My sphincter tightened up on me and I made a bad call. It happened a little bit early. A little bit happens.

[Willie Robertson]

It happens.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, Slick was out of the blind. I wasn't sure where he was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we've all done it. It happens. Ain't nobody mad.

[Jase Robertson]

It always happens when somebody's out of the blind.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, that's right.

[Jase Robertson]

Always.

[Phil Robertson]

You go take a leak, guess what. Yeah, here they come.

[Willie Robertson]

Stretch that hand. Call out.

[Phil Robertson]

Remember that time those gaballs me, you and Goblin right there in those. Those Gad walls came in while you were taking a leak.

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Wrong gun.

[Willie Robertson]

He said I got the wrong weapon in my hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Wrong weapon in my hand.

[Willie Robertson]

He had that 410.

[Phil Robertson]

That weapon used to be deadly.

[Si Robertson]

Old Red Rider.

[Willie Robertson]

Now you just pointed things with it, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

At the ground. Oh, boy.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, on a more serious note, I guess we should. That's going to be a weird segue, but The. If we do have any fans in California. Probably not many. If. And especially where the fires are, but.

[Si Robertson]

That'S an aggressive take. But probably.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, I'm. I'm pretty sure. But if. If you do or if it's your family or anything like that, look, that. That's a bad deal. And. Man. Really and true. And to, like, the first responders, man, y'all are killing it out there. Like.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Going into the face of those blazes. So I don't have things start like, I'm not. Did somebody set it on fire? Do we know?

[Si Robertson]

We don't know.

[Willie Robertson]

Nobody knows. I didn't know because this.

[Si Robertson]

There's a lot of questions. There's more questions than answers at this point.

[Willie Robertson]

This ain't the time of year for lightning, so that's why I was curious. I don't. I don't know. It was just. I ain't looked into a lot of it because mainly when I get home, I got a sick kid that I deal with until it's time for him to go to bed, and then I go to bed. So it's like, you've been sleeping good. I've been sleeping fine. I just. I ain't getting much of it, you know, I mean, just. Hey, that's duck season, man. When you're in this grind of it, we got like 20 more days or so, something like that. So it's just. This is the worst part. This is the worst.

[Si Robertson]

Sounds fun.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. This is the. This is when it. Tech goes from hunting to work. Like right now. This is. This is when you. You find out what you made of.

[Si Robertson]

So I want to hear size. Is it work?

[Willie Robertson]

Sigh.

[Si Robertson]

Once you're at this point.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it's always work. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just. Just don't appear and get brushed and all this. Okay. And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting, and it's.

[Willie Robertson]

Generally fun work until you go through a stretch of about seven, eight days where you ain't killing nothing. Then. Then you're, like, making your quest. You're having life choice questions.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay. Because it. You got to see what was fixed and happened.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I don't embrace the suck, though.

[Phil Robertson]

That's a good lesson I learned training Jiu Jitsu. Guess what? You suck.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

And you better embrace it or you're gonna quit.

[Willie Robertson]

That's what Bone Breaker said this morning. He said you just Got to welcome the pain.

[Si Robertson]

Welcome to pain.

[Willie Robertson]

That's easy to say for a man who's got arms the size of my.

[Phil Robertson]

Thighs, you know, you'll feel for years. Made the dressing with the Taylor wood ducks and it was always good. Till recently Al decided he was going to take up the mantle of Thanksgiving. He's going to make the dressing.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, he got the body type, so. Yep.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you know, he's on that.

[Willie Robertson]

Did he do 60 for. Yeah, we had a. Yeah, he ain't done.

[Jase Robertson]

But he didn't make it. He didn't make it.

[Phil Robertson]

Said he's 60 for a year.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he does.

[Si Robertson]

He's doing it after 60.

[Jase Robertson]

He's got the whole year.

[Phil Robertson]

He got the whole year.

[Si Robertson]

So he gained 20 more at 59. That way it'll be a little easier to lose 60.

[Phil Robertson]

I think that's what he did.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

We thought he was trying to lose 60 by the time he turned 60.

[Jase Robertson]

But he tried to dress and make it okay. He brought it. He asked anyway.

[Phil Robertson]

Al made the dress.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

So what about we go to Thanksgiving dinner at Willie's?

[Jase Robertson]

He.

[Phil Robertson]

He brings side plate of his dressing and puts it in front of him and said z made dad's dressing. What do you think? So I took a bite. Yeah. No a way.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That's pretty tough.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. Yeah, I just didn't know. We went to one of the finest hunting lodges you ever been to a week ago. And so I just looked at him, said, no.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hey, Mike, here's the thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Make all this crap sigh. Said, I ain't a red.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, I ain't make it all pretty, okay? Make it all pretty. And now pretty don't cut it, okay? It's got to have a good flavor to it.

[Willie Robertson]

Then we brought the man a muffin for breakfast. He said, not a muffin, man.

[Jase Robertson]

No. When Stone handed it to him, I touched it. I said, now as hard as a brick. I said, no, ain't no muffin.

[Phil Robertson]

He no boudin man.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, muffin supposed to be soft and soggy.

[Willie Robertson]

What's the last thing you ate? Somebody else cooked you like? I'm just curious. I'm just curious. When it was.

[Jase Robertson]

Now, I. I am very picky, okay?

[Willie Robertson]

And opinionated.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, no, no. Here's the thing with the redfish. I don't like eating fish. Somebody else is caught and clay and cooked.

[Willie Robertson]

What? Not a redfish, man.

[Si Robertson]

You eat fish, Stone, Caught, cooked and cleaned all the time?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I don't know. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

But, hey, he's got to have the resume, son.

[Jase Robertson]

I know the man, okay? That's just like that deer steak, you know? That yearling that I kill, that committed hair care to save Toothpick. No hurry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the back strap just like I do. He cuts all the sinew off of it. Okay, where all you got is deer meat. You ain't gonna bite into it and she'll send you, and I have to spit it out.

[Willie Robertson]

No bony fingers.

[Jase Robertson]

There ain't no bony fingers, buddy.

[Willie Robertson]

Work your fingers.

[Jase Robertson]

I told him the other day, I've.

[Willie Robertson]

Been trying to remember that song since you said it before we started recording. And it's work your fingers to the bone. What do you get?

[Jase Robertson]

Fingers to the bone.

[Willie Robertson]

Bony fingers.

[Jase Robertson]

Bony fingers.

[Si Robertson]

I still don't know what you're talking about.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I knew. I knew the song before we got.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, I had. I had Woolly's Road out on.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And I listened to it before I come up here.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's what it was. I've been sitting here, it's been wrecking my brain, working to the bone.

[Si Robertson]

Willie's Roadhouse.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, on XM Serious. Xm Will.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I don't got that.

[Jase Robertson]

But, no, I told him when we had the guys up Willie's young people that we took him deer hunting and they killed a doe, you know. And I told. I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that year. And I said, I cut up two of the backstraps. You know, he had four. You know, he'd clean them and cut. You know, I cut them up. I cut him a quarter inch thick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece. Well, I ate 15. And then my. My woman. No, no, look, my woman ate 15.

[Si Robertson]

Thank you.

[Jase Robertson]

And normally she. She don't, you know. Cause she come in and I had some on my plate from leftovers, you know, we ate one night, and then the next day I got up, got me, you know, some more cold dairy. She said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. I said, yours is still in there. Yeah, you know, I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, because she's. You know, she had always tell me, hey, I don't. You do go deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring nothing home. I said, darling, if you wanted to steak, all you gotta do is tell me in stone or go shoot one and bring us the darn.

[Si Robertson]

What a man's man. What a gentleman.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, no, no, all you had to.

[Si Robertson]

Do is ask me to tell Stone to go do it. Well, no, no, you had to do.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, that's all you gotta do. Tell me you want some deer stuff.

[Willie Robertson]

They'll feed it, grow it, clean it. That's it.

[Jase Robertson]

I told him when we was hunting with him, guys, I said, hey, I. I have told you that how much I appreciate you taking me hunting. And, you know, like, when we used to. When you had a boat, you took me fishing.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I sold the boat.

[Jase Robertson]

He's got daughters, got to have cars. So. Hey, there you go.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Jase Robertson]

Gotta go, boys.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, to be be specific, my wife wanted a new car.

[Jase Robertson]

Right? There you go.

[Phil Robertson]

So I sold my boat.

[Willie Robertson]

Johnny didn't know that. Life.

[Si Robertson]

Look, if mama ain't happy, nobody's happy.

[Jase Robertson]

Ain't nobody happy. So, hey, whatever you got to do.

[Si Robertson]

To keep mama happy, I'm gonna get my kids electrics.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't got nothing to say about it.

[Si Robertson]

Let them bicycle to school, work your favorite.

[Jase Robertson]

But back to what I said, I don't like.

[Si Robertson]

How do you know what you said.

[Jase Robertson]

If anybody catches fish?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah. Now, you got to know when you.

[Jase Robertson]

Said, well, do you eat Stone? Hey, I know him. I've watched him.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, clean them. Him and bk. Yeah, he claims them feliz them. BK cuts the bones out of them. And it's a. It's a family operation. They know what they're doing.

[Phil Robertson]

You got to train your kids early to get that rib cage out.

[Si Robertson]

The rib cage?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I cut a mini. I'm out for my grandparents. That was my job at the stations. Cut the rib cage.

[Phil Robertson]

But that was good memory.

[Jase Robertson]

A lot of people, you know. You know, your mouth, you know, stuck. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No, no.

[Willie Robertson]

He said, no, No.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know. Like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Philip had told them, you know, I like squirrel. So they. They bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of recleaning them, okay, it took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they had left everything else. So now Phil, in his heyday, when he was, you know, did go. And I mean, like, hey, wasn't no limit. He'd kill what? No, no. He'd kill what he wanted to kill and come back and then clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jase helped them.

[Si Robertson]

All these years, Jase been cleaning squirrels for me.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he can. Plus that. You know, that's my favorite wild game.

[Willie Robertson]

Squirrel.

[Jase Robertson]

Squirrel. That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right, especially a young one.

[Phil Robertson]

I like squirrel and dumplings.

[Jase Robertson]

Either way, I like it just fried. Young, fried squirrel.

[Phil Robertson]

Somebody was talking about dove and dumplings the other day. Were you there?

[Willie Robertson]

Would you do that to a dove?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, if you. If you've done it, you know, breast them.

[Willie Robertson]

What? Take the bone out of.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Cut it off the breast. Just the breast meat.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious. I'm talking about especially, like, cave dumpling.

[Phil Robertson]

But doves are so good.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Ones is when we'd kill them in, like, December. And Phil make you pick them?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Willie Robertson]

And then he cook them whole.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Willie Robertson]

I know that sounds ridiculous to a lot of people. Pick.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

But hey, but man, them things were good.

[Jase Robertson]

I know. Yeah. Basically cooked in a. In a Dutch oven.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He cook them with the lid in the. In the black, sear them hard, and then make a gravy and throw them in the oven.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, tender.

[Willie Robertson]

You can eat rice and gravy with your deer steak. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I figured. Oh, yeah, I figured you were.

[Phil Robertson]

How was.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't have much grease in it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Though the gravy was excellent. Thick. Thick and brown. It was. It was fine, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Christine enjoyed it better than I did.

[Willie Robertson]

The gravy. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I wasn't even going to cook it. She said, okay. No, I got. I got the mashed potatoes for me and rice for you. She says, yeah, we got to cook the gravy.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, absolutely.

[Jase Robertson]

I said, okay. I said, it's perfect.

[Willie Robertson]

You can't have fried deer steak without rice and grill.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no.

[Willie Robertson]

That's just you and a rice guy.

[Si Robertson]

I would be fine with potatoes, really.

[Jase Robertson]

But you wouldn't even need.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't even need to do.

[Jase Robertson]

When I cooked that, it was so tender news for you. You didn't need. No, no, I'm serious. You don't need it.

[Si Robertson]

Now.

[Jase Robertson]

My brother. My brother asked me. He said, hey, you got the money? Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth.

[Willie Robertson]

Have you had my cooking?

[Jase Robertson]

I said, hey, they fell out. They gonna blast money on teeth, okay?

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Johnny D. Can make that joke because he can take a few of his.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't care.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm at the age. I could give a flip less. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

All four of them ain't real.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Johnny D. Make that joke. He pop his out.

[Si Robertson]

I can't pop them out.

[Willie Robertson]

They look pretty good, but I've Seen.

[Si Robertson]

Without it, the front.

[Jase Robertson]

He said, well, he said, they got implants today. You do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap. Just have teeth.

[Si Robertson]

That's why you spend so much time cooking deer steak perfectly.

[Jase Robertson]

Well. Hey, I haven't. That's right.

[Willie Robertson]

And then, fellows, right?

[Jase Robertson]

Fish. Fish. Same way. Whoo.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

I bet he's going to pass some ridiculous savings on to us, isn't he, buddy?

[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

Not just body pillows. My body pillows 29.98. And multi use pillows for only 998. You know what you can do with a multi use pillow? Use it multiple places. Really?

[Si Robertson]

Anything you want.

[Willie Robertson]

These are prices that cannot be beat. And they won't last forever. Y'all know we love the robes. Brittany sliding around that house. And them slippers.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right. Slipping around.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, they got dog beds.

[Si Robertson]

Got them towels.

[Willie Robertson]

Towels. Oh, yeah, towels that dry you.

[Si Robertson]

I use one of them towels this morning.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

No, no. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, me and Mark were going to take it to Arkansas, but then we looked at the forecast and low 20s.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I'd go up there in the cold. Yeah, we take a heater, boys. I'd go to Walmart, buy a couple of heaters, you know, in bottles. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, I got E7s and E6s running around and come got me a spec 5, specialist 5 and made me put up the darn GP medium tents. You know, got strength, put all that up. Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. And hey, I lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby running red to the top of the tent.

[Willie Robertson]

What's a Herman Nelson heater?

[Jase Robertson]

You drip diesel.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Jase Robertson]

And I had it dripping fast and I had it, but it was warm.

[Willie Robertson]

Yours was more of a stream rather than a drip.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Commander come in there and got screaming, who done this? And I said, I did. Don't touch it. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five gallon can of diesel on that deuce and a half and set it a fire. I said, I'll burn everything this army's got before I freeze death.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, that's cold. I ever been. There was a freezing fog coming through a freezing frog. A fog?

[Si Robertson]

Freezing fog.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And look it come in. Everything behind it is crystallized. Everything really. Trucks, trees, limbs.

[Willie Robertson]

In Germany.

[Jase Robertson]

In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way. Cause hey, I fixed to have a fire going. And I figured, get warm.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, boy.

[Jase Robertson]

And they did. Till the commander come in there and got the screaming. I said, hey, you might as well get out of here. Cause as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again. Baby.

[Willie Robertson]

I just. Get out of my way.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, get out of my way. I ain't free to do this.

[Si Robertson]

You ain't gonna be cold.

[Jase Robertson]

I may get shot, but hey, I ain't gonna freeze, yo.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

You shoot me, you dive cold.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, that'd be a pretty, pretty tough way. Plus, we, we. We lizards down here, man. This when this crap happens.

[Si Robertson]

They've already closed schools tomorrow, have they?

[Willie Robertson]

Really unbelievable for rain. I mean, we're going. It's going to rain. We ain't getting junk.

[Si Robertson]

It's not even supposed to get below 32 degrees. And we have closed the schools.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I was going home to help Brittany, with whaling before we did this. And they had like sand on the intersections. I'm like, God, it's 34. Like.

[Si Robertson]

Like, I get it. When it snowed over, like there was nothing any of us could do. We were.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that. Yeah, that was trash. But I mean, that was legit. Like, it was snow and ice, like everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

This is why our fans from up north make fun of us.

[Willie Robertson]

Absolutely it is.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, they have every right to.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because we don't know how to act when this happens.

[Si Robertson]

Here's the actual current weather. They just closed schools, everyone. It is 38 degrees right now with.

[Willie Robertson]

Rain and snow and it's raining.

[Si Robertson]

And the forecast says the low is 35.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's above freezing.

[Si Robertson]

Correct.

[Jase Robertson]

Go freeze.

[Phil Robertson]

But it still can in the atmosphere if it's cold enough up top.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, but once it gets here, it's dark, Right.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know.

[Willie Robertson]

Like, if it's icy outside and I go outside and pee on it, I got yellow ice.

[Phil Robertson]

But can there be ice on the road when it's 35 degrees?

[Willie Robertson]

I don't think so. I don't think that math worked. No, I don't think that.

[Jase Robertson]

Below 32 and normally lower than that.

[Willie Robertson]

And it should be about 29 for Irish friends.

[Si Robertson]

Zero.

[Jase Robertson]

I was thinking 27.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight.

[Willie Robertson]

But it ain't.

[Si Robertson]

It's getting 37 tonight again.

[Willie Robertson]

As bad.

[Si Robertson]

No freeze and we're closing schools.

[Willie Robertson]

As bad off as they've been last three days, we may wake up more as 15. I don't know. You know, I'm kind of for them close.

[Jase Robertson]

Never know.

[Si Robertson]

Because them kids will just go fishing because they got nothing better to do.

[Willie Robertson]

You hope the guard commander is going to be walking to see you.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, And I got them. I got them. Tomorrow. Yeah, Go fishing in the rain.

[Jase Robertson]

Best fishing in the rain, boys.

[Si Robertson]

What a weird place to live. I mean, one. One drop hit the ground is below 40 and they shut down.

[Jase Robertson]

Here's the deal about cold weather.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not for it, though.

[Jase Robertson]

Last year I went duck hunting. Okay. And they. It was. We hunted a ice hole.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay. On the lake on Phil's property. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a beaver was sitting on the thing on a piece of styrofoam and he was literally freezing to death.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you save him?

[Jase Robertson]

No, he wasn't water, but I mean, he was literally just up here. Just when a beaver gets cold.

[Phil Robertson]

Never seen a beaver do that.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, look, when a beaver gets cold, I ain't coming hunting? No, I'm gone. I'm gonna stay in bed. No, because I said, I said I've always wondered, how do they do it?

[Willie Robertson]

Live out there in that mess?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they live out in this mess.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, and they don't have a heater. They run to get warm.

[Willie Robertson]

So now I'm way more curious how they live out there when it's like a hundred now and mosquitoes everywhere.

[Si Robertson]

I could do that way before I could live when it's snow.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I'd rather put up with the mosquitoes.

[Phil Robertson]

Not me.

[Si Robertson]

I was a beaver. Just butt naked on a log, just basking in the sun.

[Jase Robertson]

That's hot.

[Si Robertson]

And I'm sweaty, but that's better than being cold.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't know, it seems like hypothermia would be a lot quicker than West Nile or whatever gets you, you know, encephalitis.

[Si Robertson]

No, I don't like being cold. I was cold this morning. I've been wearing the same pants for four days.

[Jase Robertson]

Just two things that really scare me.

[Willie Robertson]

Cold.

[Jase Robertson]

No, cold. One of them. Okay. Freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. In a fire. Because if I was in a, you know, 10 story building.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And it's burning from the bottom up.

[Willie Robertson]

You gonna take your chances?

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, before it gets to me, I'm jumping, baby. I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I ain't burning.

[Willie Robertson]

What'd he die from?

[Jase Robertson]

Well, he jumped out of a ten story building. Just. Yeah. Swan dive.

[Si Robertson]

Well, don't go head first, you psychopath.

[Jase Robertson]

I would.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, I would go feet first at least. Oh, my goodness.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10 story building before I burned it. And just be sure. Here we go, baby.

[Si Robertson]

How many 10 story buildings you ever been in in your life though?

[Jase Robertson]

A couple.

[Si Robertson]

Okay. One or two.

[Willie Robertson]

Guarantee it was all during Duck Dynasty.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

I'm not taking any multivitamins anymore because why? Because I'm drinking AG1.

[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

Well, Hunter, any interesting voicemails or.

[Si Robertson]

He said some. He's had an interesting one lately.

[Willie Robertson]

Leave us a rating wherever you listen to us. 5 stars if you don't mind. That way more of your friends can find us. Rate, review all the things wherever you listen to podcasts. Apple, Spotify, Amazon, what else is there?

[Si Robertson]

There's.

[Jase Robertson]

Who knows?

[Si Robertson]

There's a lot. Where do you listen to your podcast?

[Jase Robertson]

I don't.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. That's good.

[Si Robertson]

Thank you for that.

[Willie Robertson]

And if you're on YouTube, like subscribe, comment all the things.

[Si Robertson]

And if you'd like to leave a voicemail, call us at 318-215-6559 or hello at Duck Call. Hello@duck call room.com. i got a few emails we may get to.

[Willie Robertson]

Did y'all know that whatever happens in the duck call room stays?

[Si Robertson]

Where did that come from, by the way?

[Jase Robertson]

What happened in the duck?

[Willie Robertson]

It actually came from a place in the Woods.

[Si Robertson]

What does that mean?

[Willie Robertson]

That's what their business card says. From a place in the woods.

[Jase Robertson]

A place in the woods. That's the name of their business. A place in the woods. There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

It's very catchy.

[Si Robertson]

What happens here literally goes out to everyone though.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, I know why they brought it. You know what else there? John 3, 16 and 17. There you go, Johnny.

[Jase Robertson]

Everybody knows 16 and he'd look at 17.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. From.

[Si Robertson]

While you're there, go ahead and continue on to 18. Just read the whole thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Johnny from Easley, South Carolina, with his place called From a Place in the Woods. He makes Adirondack chairs and rocking chairs and apparently those are the best kind of chairs.

[Jase Robertson]

And I gotta say it. Does everybody know where everything comes from? What comes from? Jesus.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, oh.

[Jase Robertson]

That's where everything we have comes from. It's come from the man. Jesus. Correct our wisdom, our home, our life.

[Willie Robertson]

And this voicemail.

[Jase Robertson]

And the voicemail.

[Si Robertson]

If this dude's name is Jesus from Mexico, I'm going to lose it.

[Jase Robertson]

Sorry. Right again.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey y'all, my name is Cade. I'll wait till to tell you my location. My question is, what is some of your favorite music? Also add Don't Think Jesus by Morgan Wallen to size playlist. I'm from Evansville, Indiana. Thanks.

[Si Robertson]

I bet he's from Evansville, Indiana. I've been there.

[Hunter]

My bad. I didn't pause.

[Si Robertson]

I wasn't good.

[Willie Robertson]

I wouldn't think. I wouldn't have went Indiana anyway.

[Si Robertson]

That game's harder than I thought it would be.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. What music you listening to?

[Si Robertson]

Depends on.

[Jase Robertson]

Wait a minute. Where was the guy from?

[Willie Robertson]

Evansville, Indiana.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, depends on my mood. Really.

[Willie Robertson]

A normal day. I go get in John Davis truck. What's. Let's play.

[Si Robertson]

Let's look. Let's look at what we were listening to last.

[Willie Robertson]

You get my truck right now. No Shoes Radio is going to be on. So.

[Si Robertson]

No Shoes Radio.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. I don't know why I never fancied myself again.

[Jase Robertson]

What does.

[Si Robertson]

I can't play the song. Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage against the Machine. I was.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

I was working out this morning.

[Willie Robertson]

You've been angry, huh?

[Si Robertson]

I got a new playlist where it's just Creed.

[Willie Robertson]

Wait, are you on like that vegetable fast again? Because you get kind of moody when you don't.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm not.

[Si Robertson]

I'm on a different thing.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, cool.

[Si Robertson]

High protein, baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, good.

[Si Robertson]

I bench pressed this morning. What?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, my radio pretty much stays on Whiskey Myers radio.

[Jase Robertson]

Whiskey Myers.

[Phil Robertson]

I like little. Little country with A little bit of kick to it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I like them all.

[Willie Robertson]

Obviously. I was listening to Willie's Roadhouse when.

[Jase Robertson]

He pulled every once in a while. I like blues, so.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. There you go.

[Si Robertson]

I've been on a big Creed kick lately. I'm not ashamed to say it.

[Willie Robertson]

The band?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Si Robertson]

You just. You get in the Nickelback.

[Willie Robertson]

Ever pop up in there?

[Si Robertson]

It really doesn't, which is surprising, but I wouldn't be against it at this point.

[Willie Robertson]

Skid row, you're gonna be wearing an affliction.

[Jase Robertson]

Music does things.

[Si Robertson]

I'm thinking about it. Bedazzled jeans.

[Jase Robertson]

Music sets, moods.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, it does.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music and you'll change your bad.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's a cold out there. I've been listening to beach music trying to trick my mind.

[Jase Robertson]

That'll warm me up. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Hunter, what you listening to? Beach ought to be good.

[Si Robertson]

I'm nervous.

[Hunter]

I like a lot of punk music.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Hunter]

Some heavier music and some Southern heavy metal.

[Willie Robertson]

Heavy and Southern rock, yeah. Interesting.

[Hunter]

I listened to this one band called the Weeks, and they mainly sing about, like, growing up on a farm and basically Mississippi culture. But I. I like it a lot. It's one of my favorites.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you ought to be a Whiskey Myers guy. I've never heard of their modern day Leonard Skynyrd, but, yeah.

[Hunter]

Really?

[Phil Robertson]

Yes, sir.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Modern day Skynyrd.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay. What else you got over Hunter?

[Si Robertson]

Hey, y'all.

[Sandy Esparza]

My name is Sandy Esparza. I'm from a little.

[Si Robertson]

Texas Tammy. I can't even understand where she was from, much less. Or what her name was. Where's she from?

[Hunter]

I'm gonna give Sandy Esperaza.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm going Mississippi.

[Si Robertson]

I'm going New Mexico, even though I.

[Willie Robertson]

Think Stone got it.

[Phil Robertson]

Texas.

[Si Robertson]

New Mexico.

[Sandy Esparza]

Hey, y'all, My name is Sandy Esparza. I'm from a little town in Texas.

[Si Robertson]

It's called Dead Gum. It.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Little town in Texas.

[Jase Robertson]

Little town in Texas.

[Willie Robertson]

I figured Stone had it, but I didn't want to just lay up El Paso.

[Hunter]

Also, I want to apologize for butchering her last name.

[Willie Robertson]

Esparza.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Sandy Esparza]

Santa Rosa. And I am graduating this year, so I'm planning to become the valedictorian for my school. And, you know, everything else that I need to do to go to college and all that fun stuff. And I. You know, I grew up watching Duck Dynasty. I have Cy's book. And, you know, we need quotes for senior. For our senior, quotes for our yearbook I was just wondering if I could. Hopefully, it would be an honor if I could get my senior quote to be from Sy Robertson himself.

[Willie Robertson]

Love y'all.

[Sandy Esparza]

Take care. God bless.

[Si Robertson]

I love this idea.

[Willie Robertson]

All right, sir, what was it?

[Si Robertson]

Sandy wants you to give the quote for her yearbook. So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the yearbook, it'll say, sandy says, hey.

[Jase Robertson]

Sandy says, hey. Reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go. And you'll never go wrong.

[Si Robertson]

And you'll never go wrong. I was going more like.

[Willie Robertson]

I guess I was thinking more. Something a little more eclectic, maybe.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm on a. Jesus.

[Willie Robertson]

I was hoping he was going to say something about sage specifically or something. You know, put a lot of.

[Si Robertson]

Say, also put a lot of sage in your dressing or on anything.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think I've ever eaten sage.

[Jase Robertson]

Now that I level your vegetables.

[Si Robertson]

We've talked about it so much.

[Willie Robertson]

Thanksgiving.

[Jase Robertson]

Go ahead, throw a pound of bacon in there with it.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Throw a pound of bacon in there.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[Si Robertson]

My name is Zach and I'm from very south.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm still going. I'm going back to Mississippi. I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm gonna go Alabama, Georgia.

[Willie Robertson]

That's probably a good look.

[Si Robertson]

It's one of those three. If it's not Louisiana, so I'm gonna say Louisiana.

[Willie Robertson]

Eastern Kentucky. Pennsyl Tucky got us again.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. What's happening in Kentucky is what I've learned through this game.

[Willie Robertson]

My question is, if you were stranded on an island.

[Si Robertson]

Yes.

[Willie Robertson]

And you didn't have anything with you except the clothes on your body.

[Si Robertson]

Would not have.

[Willie Robertson]

But you could bring one serial mascot. So think Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger. Which one would you bring and why?

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Willie Robertson]

Thanks for the podcast, guys. Thanks for the entertainment. Is such a bizarre. Hope you have a great day.

[Jase Robertson]

A mascot.

[Si Robertson]

What is this guy's name?

[Phil Robertson]

A mascot off of cereal box.

[Hunter]

I gotta say, I love these weird, bizarre questions that people keep sending now.

[Si Robertson]

But how does Zach. What does Zach do at night to come up with that?

[Hunter]

I don't know if I keep doing it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, no, you shouldn't be doing that.

[Jase Robertson]

First of all, how many mascots are on, sir?

[Si Robertson]

We got Tony the Tiger, Sam, that annoying leprechaun, Count Drock Chocula.

[Willie Robertson]

But you know what's tight? Like, you can go. You can go to the Wheaties box, and there's some pretty cool people you could Take with you? Yeah, right. Like, because, I mean, does that count for me?

[Si Robertson]

It does. You going with Ken Griffey Jr. Why would you want Ken Griffey Jr. At the.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, what if I need to chop something down? He's got a sweet swing.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm gonna go with. What's the snap, pop and crackle and pop.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you're taking three.

[Si Robertson]

That's. That's fair.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Rice Krispies. Boy.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

There's literally only one correct answer I have three of.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Because Captain Crunch going to drive me away from that stupid island.

[Willie Robertson]

He is a boat captain. That is.

[Si Robertson]

That's the only thing.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm going to be your boat captain.

[Si Robertson]

If I've got to get home. Hold on. I got to make sure that pioneer woman.

[Willie Robertson]

I think I probably take like, Count Chocula.

[Jase Robertson]

Why?

[Willie Robertson]

That way he could keep watch at night while I sleep. You know, he'd be up all night anyway.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right. He could stay up all night.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, he could. He could take the night shift and I'll take the morning shift.

[Si Robertson]

Is Fred Flintstone on a. Oh, Fruity Pebbles. Oh, he's used to roughing it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, and if you run into a dinosaur, he could help. But I don't. I don't stay on that big club. I don't stay on that cereal aisle. So I don't.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

I got nothing. This.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you don't need a lot of processed carbohydrates there. Oh, I do not.

[Jase Robertson]

What is the guy, the fruity. Oh, parrot.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, you don't. He's already there.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Toucan Sam. That's. He's living there. Oh, like, you know, I thought about him because then you could clean him and eat him at least. But you don't take that tiger.

[Si Robertson]

Take that rabbit.

[Jase Robertson]

That's right. He'll eat you.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, silly rabbit.

[Si Robertson]

That rabbit would probably taste.

[Willie Robertson]

The best Tricks Are for kids. Did you take Mikey from the Life cereal box? Because Mikey eat anything, right? You don't want to take him. That's not good on a deserted island.

[Si Robertson]

Isn't he the kid?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'm still taking a three.

[Willie Robertson]

He's snap crackling. That's actually pretty ingenious. I'll give you that. So good. Good work on Snap, crackle and pop. There you go. That leprechaun be cool.

[Si Robertson]

No, he wouldn't. He's annoying.

[Willie Robertson]

But what if you get a rainbow? There's a pot of gold.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. I'm. I'm trying to find somebody that knows how to cook. Like, if Emeril has his own cereal. Cereal.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah. But take you a private.

[Si Robertson]

People that know how to cook don't eat cereals. What I've learned you better look up.

[Willie Robertson]

It'd be. You'd be better suited if, like, Bear Grylls had cereal. Yeah, that'd be a good. Somebody could build a four with two sticks.

[Si Robertson]

Instead, you'd be stuck out there with the stupid Kelsey brothers just smashing your head. They're the only people on cereal boxes.

[Willie Robertson]

Anymore listening to Taylor Swift.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, gosh. I would actually bring them so I could end it more quickly. Give me both Kelsey brothers. That way I can go try and swim out in the ocean. Survive or get eaten.

[Jase Robertson]

Wanted play sooner. He's fixing to be a live host.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. That's way past your bedtime. Yeah, it's like at midnight.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I bet he's gonna be really good at it.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Y'all ever, like, had a thing where it was like, this phenomenon? There was just too much of them? Yeah, like duck dynasty in 2015.

[Willie Robertson]

Like us, you know, us in about 2014. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you're on underwear Walmart. Yeah, yeah, that.

[Si Robertson]

That. That's the one.

[Willie Robertson]

That's when you're the left butt cheek and.

[Si Robertson]

Yep.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. So that's where you're at with the Kelsey's.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, I'm there. Why do they need their own cereal?

[Willie Robertson]

Why? Last thing here. Hey, man, capitalism's real good for them, man. Making a ton of money. Anyway, Send us home.

[Si Robertson]

John 3. 16, 17. Let's go with 18, because I don't think we've ever made it that far. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they had not believed. In the name of God's one and only son, believe in Jesus.

[Willie Robertson]

That did that on its own.

[Jase Robertson]

That's the answer to everything.

[Willie Robertson]

We'll see y'all next time.

[Si Robertson]

Even the sign agrees.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, we'll see y'all next time. Right here in the duck call room. We're out.

[Si Robertson]

Satisfaction.