Duck Call Room: Episode Summary
Uncle Si’s Wife Slaps a Tracker on Him for Safety
Release Date: July 22, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, and Phillip McMillan
1. Introduction to the Episode
In this lively episode of Duck Call Room, the hosts dive into a mix of personal anecdotes, humorous mishaps, and engaging conversations that highlight the camaraderie and unique personalities within the Duck Commander family. The episode kicks off with a noteworthy story involving Si Robertson's expired driver's license, setting the stage for discussions on safety and technology.
2. Si Robertson’s Expired Driver’s License and the Tracker
[01:21] Jase Robertson:
“And in a strange twist of fate today we showed up and Si wasn't here.”
The episode begins with Jase Robertson explaining how Si Robertson's absence led to a surprising discovery: Si's driver's license had been expired for two months. Concerned for Si's safety, his wife took the initiative to install a tracker on him.
[01:46] Willie Robertson:
“Don't tell him no.”
Si recounts how his wife, Liz, placed the tracker on his tractor—a device known as the "tractor jacker"—ensuring his whereabouts are always known, especially when he's out and about.
[02:04] Si Robertson:
“My driver's license was two months expired... I needed a birth certificate.”
Faced with the challenge of renewing his license, Si describes his arduous trip to the courthouse to obtain a new birth certificate. With Liz's help, he navigates the bureaucratic hurdles, ultimately securing a new license without the need for a driving test.
3. Discussions on Driver’s Licenses and Safety
[04:00] Willie Robertson:
“What age do you think we should start making people do that again?”
The conversation shifts to the broader topic of driver’s licenses, particularly focusing on the safety of older drivers. The hosts debate the necessity of periodic tests to ensure driving capabilities remain sharp with age.
[04:46] Si Robertson:
“You talking about taking my driver away, son. I gotta get around. I got things to do.”
[04:46]
Si humorously defends his right to continue driving despite the conversation about imposing age-based restrictions, highlighting the tension between safety measures and personal freedom.
4. Anecdotes About Uber and Unpleasant Smells
[06:00] Si Robertson:
“This was one of them spd. It was a tough, deadly...”
[07:01]
The hosts share a funny yet embarrassing story where Si and Willie were ejected from an Uber in California due to an unpleasant smell emanating from their vehicle. Initially believed to be weed, it’s later clarified that the odor wasn't cannabis-related, adding layers to the humorous retelling.
[07:20] Phil Robertson:
“That is true.”
[07:20]
The incident underscores the unpredictability of ride-sharing experiences and serves as a light-hearted moment in the episode.
5. Technology Challenges: Struggles with Smartphones
[09:00] Jase Robertson:
“I got people from LA here. Like, you know, they're not from here.”
[09:00]
Si Robertson delves into his struggles with modern technology, particularly smartphones. Despite having a tracker installed, he finds navigating the phone's functionalities challenging, leading to humorous interactions with his family members who attempt to teach him.
[13:00] Willie Robertson:
“I've got people from LA here. Like, you know, they're not from here.”
[13:00]
The hosts discuss various phone models and technologies like AirTags and Bluetooth, blending technical explanations with their signature humor.
6. The Great Pizza Ordering Mishap
[27:04] Si Robertson:
“That's a game changer. We are. We're headed down a road.”
[27:04]
A significant portion of the episode revolves around an impromptu pizza order placed live during the podcast. The hosts humorously navigate the logistics of ordering and awaiting the pizza's arrival, creating a dynamic and entertaining segment.
[35:06] Jase Robertson:
“Is this our pizza? Oh, no. Oh, we ordered a pizza.”
[35:06]
The anticipation builds as the hosts discuss their favorite pizza toppings and delivery experiences, culminating in the arrival of the much-anticipated pizza.
7. Special Guest: Carson’s 13th Birthday Celebration
[37:26] Jase Robertson:
“This has been a weird one. We do have a special guest in the studio too.”
[37:26]
The episode takes a heartwarming turn with the introduction of Carson, a 13-year-old fan celebrating his birthday. Carson shares his favorite moments from Duck Dynasty, and the hosts engage with him in a meaningful and joyous interaction.
[45:03] Carson:
“Thieves come to still come destroy. But I’ve come to have life, and I will have it abundantly.”
[54:35]
John 10:10
Carson's participation adds a personal touch, emphasizing the show's impact on its younger audience.
8. Closing Moments and Final Thoughts
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the day's events, including the successful pizza delivery and the special guest's contributions. They close with a poignant Bible verse, maintaining the show's tradition of blending entertainment with faith-based messages.
[54:34] Carson:
“John 10:10. Thieves come to still come destroy. But I've come to have life, and I will have it abundantly.”
[54:34]
[54:47] Phil Robertson:
“Amen.”
[54:47]
The final moments are filled with gratitude and well-wishes, leaving listeners with a sense of warmth and community.
Notable Quotes
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Jase Robertson [01:21]:
“And in a strange twist of fate today we showed up and Si wasn't here.” -
Si Robertson [02:04]:
“My driver's license was two months expired... I needed a birth certificate.” -
Willie Robertson [04:00]:
“What age do you think we should start making people do that again?” -
Si Robertson [04:46]:
“You talking about taking my driver away, son. I gotta get around. I got things to do.” -
Si Robertson [09:00]:
“You trying to learn how to use a phone.” -
Jase Robertson [35:06]:
“Is this our pizza? Oh, no. Oh, we ordered a pizza.” -
Carson [54:35]:
“John 10:10. Thieves come to still come destroy. But I've come to have life, and I will have it abundantly.”
Conclusion
This episode of Duck Call Room masterfully blends humor, personal stories, and heartfelt moments, offering listeners a comprehensive and engaging experience. From Si Robertson's tech trials to celebrating Carson's milestone birthday, the hosts showcase the enduring bonds and spirited personalities that define Duck Commander.
For those who haven't tuned in, this episode provides a delightful glimpse into the lives and laughter of America's beloved duck call family.
