We Shot Our Shot at Steve Harvey … He Shot Back

Summary

Duck Call Room — Episode Summary

Episode: "We Shot Our Shot at Steve Harvey … He Shot Back"

Date: March 26, 2026
Hosts: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo

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Main Theme & Purpose

This spirited episode centers on the Duck Commander crew’s hilarious antics and storytelling, with a special focus on a surprise: Steve Harvey has agreed (via social media) to join them for a future podcast episode. The team shares behind-the-scenes stories about reaching out to him, celebrates their shared hunting and Southern culture, discusses Si’s upcoming birthday plans, and muses on everything from cryptid sightings to the enduring appeal of game shows. The conversation is filled with charisma, nostalgia, friendly ribbing, and off-the-cuff wisdom—classic Duck Call Room style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Greetings, Wardrobe, and Life at the Honey Hole

• The show opens with playful teasing about the group’s fashion choices, Si’s “Easter Sunday” attire, and stories about hanging out at the "honey hole" (local store) (02:00-03:03).
• Si confesses to enjoying ordinary pleasures like chocolate bars and hush puppies, sparking discussions about comfort food (02:00-05:00).

2. If Si Ran the (Masters) Menu

• The group pokes fun at famous sports banquets and asks Si what his ideal celebratory meal would be:
  • Duck wraps and hush puppies (“with jalapeno peppers”), cheeseburger or filet mignon—no frills, just favorites (03:43-04:50).
  • For dessert, possibly "bread pudding from Benjamin's Steakhouse," which sparks a tangent about epic bread pudding, strong rum, and humorous family stories.
  • Notable quote:
    • Si: “My wife was a pig that night.” (06:04)
    • “You want it to-go? Master is this guy right here—travels with his own Styrofoam.” —Justin (06:52)

3. Si’s Upcoming (78th?) Birthday

• Laughs about Si’s age (“pushing the ball trying to get an extra year in”) and birthday traditions, including all-night karaoke (08:55-09:38).
• Debates break out about who’s actually the karaoke king, prompting more jokes about Si’s routines.

4. Steve Harvey Responds — The Big News

• The team excitedly recounts how, after months of social media outreach, Steve Harvey’s team agreed to do their podcast (10:16-15:00).
  • Highlights:
    • Group text erupts when Steve Harvey replies to Martin’s Instagram story:
      • “Hey, man, I think I will. I appreciate Y’all. Let’s do the podcast.” —Reaction from the crew at (12:38-12:51)
    • Excitement about choosing the right discussion topics for Harvey; calls for listeners to send in suggestions (13:09-14:34).
    • Martin jokes he’ll just “fangirl” and ask for a selfie.
    • Justin: “Sometimes you just shoot your shot, man. See where it lands.” (18:12)
• The group begins fantasizing: taking Steve fishing, dominoes, and speculating on his ability for trash talk.

5. Black Panther Sightings & Wild Woods Creatures

• The crew reviews an email about a supposed black panther sighting in Alabama (19:03-21:32), quickly debunked as likely a calf in the fog.
• Si details his own cryptid encounters: swears he saw weird creatures, likely river otters or bear cubs, while hunting (26:00-29:43).
  • Notable quote:
    • “All I can tell you, it was black and fast.” —Si (26:26)
• Tangents unfold about mangy coyotes, injured deer, and the possibility of black bears in Louisiana.

6. Humor, Game Shows, and Steve Harvey’s Legacy

• Jokes about Steve Harvey hosting everything—Family Feud, beauty pageants, and more (17:19-18:08; 30:24-31:42).
• The hosts discuss how Harvey’s wit is what makes Family Feud, relive favorite viral moments (like the “cupine” answer), and admit binge-watching the show (31:00-32:10).
  • Notable quote:
    • “Family Feud wouldn’t be worth 5 cents except for Steve Harvey.” —Si (31:03)
    • “One of my favorite things on social media is when I get caught in the algorithm of Family Feud mess ups.” —Justin (31:15)

7. Listener Emails & Funny Family Stories

• From cryptid sightings to a homemade “Lipton Tea Si” sticker from Western Illinois, the audience keeps the Duck Call Room mailbox lively (35:14-35:59).
• Justin shares a personal story of his son’s bathroom emergency in the yard and having to shovel “number two” out—a parenting first (36:04-37:06).
  • “That’s the first time I’ve had to shovel human feces out my yard.” —Justin (37:00)
• The panel continues to riff on classic family and parenting scenarios.

8. Deep Dives into Snacks, Bacon & Southern Eats

• Debates emerge over the best way to cook bacon—oven vs. griddle—and the logic behind naming meats: Why “beef” and not “cow”? (49:08-51:01)
  • “There’s never a time when you open a package of bacon that you shouldn’t just cook the whole thing.” —Justin (51:37)
• They trade tales about Si’s obsessive love of BLTs (“Don’t put no egg on it!”), and what happens when sandwich orders go wrong (52:09-54:46).

9. The Drone Conspiracy & Goofy Gadgets

• The group is both amused and mildly alarmed by an email about “mosquito drones”—mini spy gadgets the size of bugs (40:05-40:51).
• Si and Martin joke about government surveillance, GoPros in the duck blind, and all the fun to be had with “mosquito cameras.”

10. Inspiring Young Entrepreneurs

• Shoutout to “Emmett’s Bait Shop”—a kid in East Texas selling fishing tackle from a table, complete with entrepreneurial gumption and local flair (44:02-45:21).

11. Sign-Off with Scripture

• Si picks John 1:12, reflecting on faith and becoming a child of God (“He gave the right to become children of God…” John 1:12) (55:49-56:06).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Si, on sharing bread pudding:
  • “My wife was a pig that night.” (06:04)
• Martin, on Steve Harvey’s message:
  • “When I saw it, I screamed … and Allison thought something was wrong.” (12:39)
• Si on getting surprised by eggs in his BLT:
  • “When I bit into it … there’s a foreign object now in my mouth, and I sprayed it across the room!” (54:49)
• On Steve Harvey’s presence:
  • “Family Feud wouldn’t be worth 5 cents except for Steve Harvey.” —Si (31:03)
• On never resealing bacon:
  • “Once I bust it out … that writes bacon.” —Justin (51:47)
• Si, about cryptid sightings:
  • “All I can tell you, it was black and fast.” (26:26)
• Reflecting on taking chances:
  • “Sometimes you just shoot your shot, man. See where it lands.” —Justin (18:12)
• Si, on government surveillance:
  • “You know what I do frequently? I just pull my pants down and give them the moon. Somebody’s going, hey you, checking up on me? Check this out.” (42:10)

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Important Timestamps

• 03:43-05:03: Si’s “Masters meal”: duck wraps, hush puppies, and bread pudding
• 08:55-09:38: Si’s (possibly 78th?) birthday traditions and karaoke
• 10:16-15:00: Steve Harvey responds, crew plans for his visit
• 19:03-21:32: Black panther sighting in Alabama debunked
• 26:00-29:43: Si’s cryptid/hunting encounters
• 31:03-32:10: Family Feud, Steve Harvey as best game show host
• 36:04-37:06: Story about shoveling son’s “number two” out of the yard
• 44:02-45:21: Young entrepreneur Emmett’s Bait Shop
• 49:08-52:12: The great bacon debate and meat-naming logic
• 55:49-56:06: Bible verse John 1:12 shared as a sign-off

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Summary

This episode captures the heart of Duck Call Room: camaraderie, quick wit, family culture, and Southern storytelling. The big event is their successful “shot” at securing Steve Harvey as a guest, prompting jokes, excitement, and listener participation for upcoming conversation topics. Along the way, the show is dotted with classic Duck Commander humor: cryptid musings, offbeat emails, food debates, memorable moments from family and TV, and a generous helping of faith and gratitude.

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For fans, this episode is a lively ride through the everyday laughs, memorable one-liners, and big news you’d expect from the Duck Call Room—now with a shot of Steve Harvey on the horizon.

Transcript

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Greetings and salutations.

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He's back on it, boys.

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I love it.

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Greetings and salutations.

[C]

I just wish I was known for some kind of intro like that.

[D]

You are.

[E]

Who does that?

[C]

Welcome back to the.

[D]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.

[C]

I know, but greetings and salutations is much better.

[D]

You're stuck on that, aren't?

[C]

I? Love that guy, man. He's got a great voice, too.

[D]

He's not bad.

[C]

He would be a great voiceover guy for commercials.

[E]

Who are you talking about?

[C]

Local honeyhole. Frequent customer that come in the other day while I was in there buying some stuff.

[D]

Oh, you buy nothing that day.

[C]

I didn't.

[D]

Martin has a new hobby.

[C]

I'm 50.

[D]

50, but Martin hangs out at the honey hole like an old man working plenty.

[C]

But I ain't got.

[D]

But we got a lot of wardrobe situations today.

[C]

Yeah. What are we doing?

[D]

Psy looking like it's Easter Sunday.

[C]

Shirt tucked in and Phil took off a collar.

[D]

Shirt button up, by the way. I said the shirt's not dirty.

[C]

Oh, it's. Yeah.

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Humongous.

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St.

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Right there on the left.

[F]

No, what that is is that was

[C]

on the right too.

[F]

That's a chocolate bar last night. Piece of chocolate fell off there.

[C]

God, I love you. Oh, man.

[D]

And Phillips. Where Philip. I saw him change from a collar shirt.

[C]

The price Is wrong.

[E]

The price is right.

[D]

Where did you get.

[E]

My daughter gave me this for my birthday.

[D]

Are you going on the prices right?

[E]

No. I would love to, though. I'd be pretty good at it in 1983. I could win it Drew care. That's the kind of thing don't go

[F]

84 because hey ma want him.

[D]

The price is right now. Prices of everything change every day.

[C]

Just whatever you think. Add 20%, they'll be all right.

[F]

Yeah, it's mine. They're costing a Honda to fill my truck up.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, I just did. To fill my truck and my boat up. So.

[F]

So I was just fix other day I. I looked at good creep. $85.

[C]

Uhhuh. Yeah.

[E]

And that wasn't premium.

[C]

Yeah, that was like.

[F]

No, that's. That's regular.

[C]

Just dropping bombs at the gas station. Y' all see what he did there? Hunter appreciated it. Hey, I got a question for you too. I said they made a big deal about Roy McElroy's Masters menu. Sigh. If you were serving a meal for all your buddies, what. What's your meal look like? Like your ideal.

[D]

What was his.

[C]

Roy's was great.

[D]

Oh, they're. They're making a big.

[F]

Oh, if I cook the meal for. For a bunch of people.

[C]

Yeah, like. But you have somebody else cooking it. It's just in honor of you.

[D]

What.

[C]

What meal is in honor of Cy Robertson? Like, appetizers. What are we going with?

[D]

What? No, this doesn't sound great.

[C]

What?

[E]

Oh, yeah, it does. Because I want to know what he's got to say.

[F]

Well, no. No appetizers.

[E]

Okay. Yeah, there we go.

[F]

We're gonna have the duck wraps.

[C]

Okay. Duck wraps. Wraps.

[E]

Nice.

[C]

I like that.

[D]

A little bit of dressing.

[F]

What other appetizers? Real, real good.

[E]

Well, you like hush puppies?

[F]

Yeah, I did. Hush puppies. Hey, Duck wraps and hush puppies.

[C]

What kind of Barn Hills meal are we about to serve?

[F]

Well, no, no,

[E]

that's straight from the Golden.

[F]

Hey, no. Hey, Barn hills. This would be a good menu.

[E]

Okay. What you got, Z?

[F]

This would be a good menu. You have a cheeseburger or filet mignon and that's it.

[D]

With hush puppies and duck wrap.

[C]

What's your dessert?

[F]

That's right.

[C]

That's your.

[F]

That's what I know.

[C]

What's your dessert going to be?

[E]

He's leaving off the french fries.

[F]

Movoir.

[C]

Anybody would make you anything you wanted for this.

[F]

Hey, I. Hey, it's. That's what I'd want.

[C]

And we about to go down the frozen food section. Of Walmart. Get a box full of some Oreite or French fries. I think the Moo bars.

[D]

And don't forget the Hush Puppies.

[F]

I got to have the Hush Puppy with jalapeno peppers.

[D]

And Willie be over there just eating the crust of the Hush Puppy leaving the middle for everybody.

[F]

I just jump over and just slept up. What? Hey, knock him out.

[C]

Oh, man, that was just outside. That was a lot sadder than I thought it would be. I was hoping for.

[F]

I wonder what will he would do if I just walked up to him. Just back flapped you.

[C]

I don't know. But if you do it, let me know so I can video cameraman video. Yes.

[E]

So I'm going to. I'll throw another option for your dessert.

[F]

What?

[E]

The bread pudding that you like so much that you can't ever find again.

[F]

You'll have to go to Benjamin's.

[E]

Benjamin's Steakhouse. Had some bread pudding.

[C]

Casino.

[F]

Yeah, the casino. And it's his great great grandmother's recipe.

[C]

There you go.

[E]

So I did an event for him over there and they in Shreveport, they paid him in bread pudding.

[C]

Oh, Shreveport. I figured it must. It had to be the one in Tunica since it was binions you went to that. Was it the one in Shreveport?

[F]

Oh, that's one in Shreveport, I think.

[C]

Okay. Interesting.

[D]

They got good bread pudding over it.

[F]

How I guarantee this good. Christine ate a full gallon of it.

[D]

A gallon of red pudding.

[F]

Yeah. My wife was a pig that night.

[E]

I wish. I wish that she was here so she could correct sai it was not yelling it would be.

[F]

No, because all the woman said was. I was saying, where was it at? All she could get out of her mouth was, oh, it was so good, you know? And I said, I know. Where is it? Oh, it was so good. Then I said, hey, you don't ate the whole gallon. She said, oh, it wasn't a gallon. I said, whoop, back up, lady. I got 20 witnesses that will tell tell you that I left banyans with

[E]

a gallon bucket and so s been

[D]

trying to make gallon buckets of to go bread.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. And so as I've been trying to

[C]

reproduce them to find it

[E]

the same

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you want it to go. Master is this guy right here travels with his own Styrofoam.

[D]

Just box that up.

[C]

Just box that up. Keep it kind of warm and I'll eat it next week.

[D]

It was a key three hours rum.

[F]

Yeah, the key ingredient was some type of rum. But there's. There's a trick to you've got to cook it. Yeah, just pour it in there. Because I asked, I went somewhere and ordered it, and I said, y' all got any rum?

[E]

Bring me some rum. And he poured the bottle like this on it.

[F]

Yeah. I said, bring me a shot of it.

[E]

You ain't driving home.

[F]

He said, it's pretty stout. I said, I know, Bring me a shot of it. So when he brought it, he thought I was just going to drink it. I just poured it on the rum and then tasted and said, nope, I didn't know this. That didn't work.

[D]

Yeah. Straight alcohol on top of cakes.

[F]

No, no, you got to cook it in the oven because it's got to crystallize.

[C]

Well, yeah, rum. You got to cook it on stove.

[F]

Yeah.

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You set it on fire, you got a Flambo it.

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And I imagine. I guess you do put it on bay.

[C]

Flambo. Flambo makes Taco Bell.

[F]

No, no, I imagine they did put it on fire because it was, you know, whatever. Oh, whatever sweets they had in. And pudding, it was crystallized. Yeah. So it was. But, hey, I tell you.

[D]

Hold on.

[F]

That is the best I've ever.

[C]

If you'll go pour you some rum in a skillet at the house, it'll make a really cool flame for a little bit, and then all that's going to be left is. That's all you're trying to get to.

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If I do that, I'm gonna do it on my hamburgers or cheeseburger. Do they spell? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Flambo is F, L, A, M, B, E, A, U.

[D]

Is that spelled? It's spelled the same way.

[C]

Is it? Sure. I wouldn't think Flambe has a unit.

[E]

So, as you guys know, size birthday is quickly approaching Coming up.

[C]

Seven, eight. Right.

[D]

So 78 years young.

[C]

78. Oh, no, that's six. Seven.

[F]

No fix to be 79.

[D]

You about to be 79.

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Do the math. It's 78.

[D]

78 it is.

[F]

So I've been telling everybody I was 78.

[C]

Now, he born in 48. Right.

[F]

I was born.

[D]

According to Wikipedia, you're currently 77.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. You'll be 78.

[F]

I've been telling people lies.

[C]

Hey, don't be pushing the ball trying to get an extra year in.

[E]

I like. I like the angle.

[F]

So.

[E]

So his wife asked me, what can we do for Si's birthday party? And we have had some extravagant birthday parties. Y' all been a part of them.

[D]

Yep. So this had a whole restaurant and let Si karaoke by himself is one of my favorite traditions.

[E]

And Si, you did a great job. You're the karaoke king.

[F]

Well, hey, the last bus, last minute I ever did, which was last year.

[E]

Hey, that was it.

[C]

My mask got on the Internet.

[F]

Socks everything.

[D]

A lot going well?

[F]

Yeah, because the singing was superb.

[E]

So is that what you want for this next birthday? Because Christine told me to keep it simple, and it's. I don't.

[F]

You know, I don't really care.

[C]

We should book him. Ella Langley.

[D]

What?

[F]

Do what can.

[C]

Hey, did you see the latest news?

[D]

Who's Ella Langley?

[C]

That girl sang a Texas song.

[F]

No. What is the latest news?

[C]

Your friend.

[D]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Are we talking about it?

[C]

We got to.

[D]

I've been waiting for you to kind of set it up. I just remember it was us four that were together when we made the request.

[C]

Yeah. So your man Steve Harvey's team said that they would come do the podcast.

[F]

Why?

[C]

Can you believe it?

[F]

Get your butt down here. Steve Hardy.

[C]

Yeah, you don't need that one. So we can post it as a follow up.

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Party buddy.

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Yeah, he.

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He was.

[E]

I. I noticed. I went and liked all this stuff.

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Oh, s. Did.

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Yeah.

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I knew it was you. I saw. I saw him disco, man. Phil signature.

[D]

Was that on there?

[E]

S following Steve Harvey now.

[D]

Me too. Hey, look, if you're coming out of a winter slop, now's a good time to hit that reset button. Taking care of your health doesn't have to be complicated.

[C]

And that's why Phil Hitting it right now.

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One scoop will do you, baby.

[D]

And when you take that one scoop, you've got vitamins, pre and probiotics, superfoods and antioxidants all right there. No mixing and matching all the pills and different things. Trying to figure it out, because one simple scoop has you covered. I start every morning with it. Philip forgot his this morning.

[E]

I did. But I love this berry. And, hey, we're drinking it every day. And I feel like my gut health

[D]

is better when you do that. You know, you done something good for your body, all for less than the price of a cup of coffee.

[C]

Hard to believe there's 75 ingredients in that little package.

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[C]

We were all together via a group text.

[D]

A group text came through, and it was just said. Oh, my word.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And I looked at it, and it was Steve Harvey replying to Martin Instagram story.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

He said, hey, man, I think I will. I appreciate y'. All. Let's do the podcast. And I screamed when I saw it, and Allison thought something was wrong.

[E]

Hey, that's gonna be a good one.

[F]

Well, no, no. Now we gotta come up with. Okay, okay.

[C]

Who got the best teeth?

[F]

No. Oh, no.

[D]

Are we bringing back Judge Santa?

[F]

No. Hi. No. Hey, that would be a good one, but we got to come up with some. Some good ideas for discussion for Steve.

[C]

Yeah, I say I was just gonna sit over here and be quiet and let you and him talk.

[D]

I was just gonna be a fan girl.

[F]

That we got. Well, we gotta have some. Some. Some dialogue.

[E]

Interesting dialogue.

[F]

What are we going to discuss?

[C]

The problem with that one, I think, is gonna be to keep it not turning into a mini series.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't think we got 55 minutes.

[C]

Yeah. You give you and him the mic. I think we. I don't. I think the last thing we need to do is really. I mean, down some road.

[F]

Well, you got two people that are pretty good at improv.

[D]

Me and Martin.

[F]

No, me and Steve.

[C]

No, we're. We are definitely supporting on this one. It can be a two parter.

[D]

I'm not. I'm not saying a word.

[C]

I'm just gonna be like, yeah.

[D]

Can I have my picture with you, Mr. Harvey?

[C]

Yeah. Hey, let's take a selfie.

[F]

Oh, I know, I know. The first question I'm asking.

[C]

Well, what.

[E]

What?

[F]

Huh?

[C]

What?

[F]

Tell me about how you got started on your career.

[E]

Oh, that's good.

[C]

I think some of that stuff's out there. He's.

[E]

So are you gonna. Are you gonna interview him? Because that would be a good style podcast.

[F]

All right, whatever. But they need. They need to give us about four topics.

[C]

Okay, well, look, if. When we got [e-mail], y' all want to know.

[F]

Come up with.

[C]

With what y' all want to know.

[F]

Yeah. Four good topics that me and Steve Harvey can dive into. This is that. Will Be interesting.

[E]

This is going to be a throw down here. I just want to sit on the rail and watch.

[C]

Yeah, well, you can sit right here because that's all I'm doing. I'm just going to read and I

[E]

just want to laugh real loud, too.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I'm very excited.

[C]

Yeah. We got to make this happen. Yeah. I couldn't believe they reply whoever. Well, I'm sure he's got a team like size got seemed like that was him, but maybe could be. I mean, he may not, you know, you never know. But I just love the fact that he's finally put his love for fishing out there.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

So, you know, he saw it because somebody told him.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, that's what I said. I was just with. I mean, we talked about it. I was just with him, talking to him about it. So that's why I went ahead and threw it up there to see if Perfect. See if it would catch anything. And it did. Right? We caught one. Got him.

[D]

Got him.

[C]

Got him. Which is why I'm going to scout a fishing hole for him soon. We get done here today, next year, you know, he going to come do that. We're going to take that man fishing.

[E]

That's right. We're going to have a basket.

[C]

We're going to take him to some

[F]

and it will be a competition.

[E]

S. We need to get him. We need to get him in on a dominoes game between you and Steve.

[F]

That's right.

[C]

Oh, you want better?

[F]

Oh, yeah. I. I'm a better fisherman. I guarantee you.

[C]

Oh, Lord here would not let the trash talking begin. I don't know that I'd get in a trash talking match with him. I think he'd be pretty good at that.

[F]

Oh, he talked trash now.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Don't ever doubt that.

[E]

Yeah. He's ready. He's wound up.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Anyways, we do have to give one little shout out about this whole situation.

[C]

Go ahead, Hunter.

[D]

Good.

[C]

Great job making the real, Hunter.

[D]

Hunter sent that real to me late one night along with me raising my hands because Ms. I'm Ms. K's favorite and y' all can't take that away from me. And I was like, nah, we got to send this to Martin to post about Steve Harvey and bada boom, bada bang, bada boom. We got Steve Harvey responding to us.

[C]

We did it. We did it, dad.

[E]

We both, dad.

[D]

Well, we haven't peaked yet.

[C]

No. Because he's got to make it here.

[D]

He's. There's a chance.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. There Is a chance.

[D]

I mean, there's a lot going on in the man's life.

[C]

The good news is is I know enough people that have been with him in the past two weeks that I feel like we can get there. There.

[D]

We can get.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Now, getting in his schedule may be a different. You know, who knows? I would imagine a man like him busy.

[D]

Well, he's on TV all day, every day.

[C]

That's what.

[F]

Yeah, I don't know.

[C]

I don't know how he records all that stuff or how long ago it was recorded, but my man is.

[F]

Yeah, he's. He's. He's like the prayers. He's. He's. He's on air all the time.

[E]

Is he still doing the Miss? The Miss. What is it? What kind of competition was it?

[D]

Family Feud?

[E]

No. Miss World? No, like the. It used to be the Miss usa.

[D]

I watch Family Feud.

[C]

Oh, he. I didn't know he hosted a beauty. He hosts a beauty.

[D]

Page did everything.

[C]

Well, he should. I mean, he's like the. One of the greatest.

[F]

He's one of the top host.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, he's great.

[F]

He's one of the top at that.

[E]

He's smart, he's funny, you know, unlike all.

[F]

And the boy is definitely quick on his feet.

[C]

Oh, yeah,

[E]

that's going to be a good one.

[F]

Yeah, I'll take that back. He's probably got better looking teeth than me.

[D]

Probably.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

So you're getting your permanent ones in two weeks.

[C]

Oh, Lord.

[D]

Then we'll decide. I'm going to go with Steve's.

[C]

We going?

[E]

I don't know. I'm going to wait and see and then I'll decide. I'm going to put them side by side and we'll decide who's got the best smile.

[C]

Oh, man. Well, I just love that it's even a possibility.

[D]

It's been the highlight of my weekend.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's.

[D]

I had a very good day on Friday and it ended with.

[C]

That happened late. Yeah, it happened like late Fridays when it was. It was after dark for sure. So. Yeah, it was interesting, man. I couldn't. I couldn't believe it, you know, but then this deal, you. Sometimes you just shoot your shot, man. See where it lands.

[D]

Yeah, we've shot them before.

[C]

We've shot them. They ain't landed.

[D]

Still waiting on you, Mr. Goalie from Team USA. Yeah, he's playing hockey. Well, Connor is.

[C]

Yeah, but still. Come on, man, we got a hockey team.

[E]

Yeah, we do.

[D]

He'd be really good on that team. Not that our team's not great. We're in second place. But are we? What does that mean, that we're in second place?

[C]

Oh, just that.

[F]

Lee, we got a black Panther sighting in Alabama.

[D]

He's reading my computer.

[C]

Oh, boy. Well, if he's read it, let's see it.

[F]

What do you say?

[D]

I haven't read it.

[F]

I'd read it. Hey, soon as I saw we caught this in Alabama.

[D]

All right, Haley, you did a good job because psy can even read this without his glasses from.

[C]

Well, he don't need glasses. Exactly.

[E]

Beside it, he got 20 20.

[D]

They caught this on their game camera. Grove Hill, Alabama.

[C]

Grove.

[D]

He knows multiple old people.

[F]

Multiple old people Single out the old

[D]

people who have claimed to see Black Panthers.

[F]

It sounds like a conspiracy theory.

[D]

Dad says he's seen and heard Black Panthers in their hometown of a little place called Bayou Labatre.

[C]

Oh, I know that place. Yeah, that's where Bubba was from.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, Battle Battery.

[D]

All right, are we ready?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Let's see what we got.

[C]

What in the absolute.

[F]

That's very foggy. Number one.

[E]

I don't like the fog. It's looking like it's.

[C]

Oh, that's nah.

[E]

Oh, come on.

[C]

That's a dog, man.

[E]

That's Bigfoot.

[D]

How can you tell it's a dog?

[C]

If you just made me pick, I would say that's somebody's black eye.

[F]

I ain't saying it's the dog. I think it's a calf.

[C]

A calf?

[F]

Yeah, I think it's a calf.

[E]

You gotta look at it for five minutes until your head real slow, until

[D]

it comes in the bottom of someone's leg. Or a baby cow.

[F]

That's a baby cave. That's what it is. I've told you.

[C]

Really? No, I wouldn't have got that.

[D]

That is.

[E]

It's a Rorschach, looks like.

[D]

Hold on. The tail's got a little U to it.

[C]

Looks like a Labrador's retriever.

[F]

I don't even see his tail.

[D]

That's it right there.

[F]

Look.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Where I'm going with the mouse.

[F]

No, it's just a shadow.

[E]

Look like a gainy beak.

[F]

That's a calf.

[D]

That's not a calf.

[F]

That's a Black Angus calf is what it is. In the fog. Crying out loud.

[D]

Are you serious?

[F]

Right?

[D]

I actually thought when I saw it, I was like, okay, we got a chance here with a tail, and he's going with cow.

[F]

All right, I'm going with a Black Angus king.

[D]

Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[C]

Another one.

[D]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. This person has met SA and McMillan.

[C]

Okay, so.

[D]

But the rest of this email is wild.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Unrelated incident, but I had an interaction. This is Haley speaking, not John David Owen. Just for our listeners to know, I wouldn't claim this one with an unidentified creature. A few years ago I was riding my horse in the woods one August day. Very descriptive rider. A creature with the body of a deer and the head of seemingly a pit bull dog came out of the woods, crossed in front of me and disappeared into the kudzo.

[C]

How do you say that?

[F]

Kudzu.

[D]

It was about three foot tall and liver chestnut in color. You should write novels, lady. It moved like a deer, but it had a smushed nose and a much shorter neck. My horse did not like it and tried to get away fast and in a hurry. This is very unlike him as he often shares his alfalfa hay with deer and is very accustomed to having them

[F]

around a deer body with a a dog head.

[C]

He needs to write children's books, man.

[F]

I think. I think he is just a liver

[D]

chestnut col.

[C]

You know what? Knoxville, Tennessee has boots. A Tacova store.

[D]

Did you go?

[C]

Yes, we went. Me and Brittany went and they weren't kidding.

[D]

They're awesome.

[C]

Yeah, they're awesome. They give you some free drinks and you get to try on any of the boots that are broken in right out the box. Look, they're crafted with over 200 meticulous steps for broken in comfort right out of the box. That's to Kova Shaw. Because anywhere worth going is worth going in good boots. And now Sigh. Ain't the only one. Look, you can start the year off right with a new pair of To Covis Western boots. Winter is prime boot season and Tacova's has you covered with timeless tasteful styles. Plus, every pair is made with premium genuine leathers and superior construction. Ain't that right, Si?

[F]

Yes sir. They make a good boot.

[C]

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[E]

We met her. Is there a picture of her in there?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's see if you.

[D]

Do you remember these people? No chance that was recent.

[F]

Oh, I remember the young lady. Right.

[C]

My right or yours?

[F]

I do my right on the right of the picture.

[C]

My favorite joke with him because every time he says my right.

[D]

That's a good one.

[C]

Well, I got it from him on Doug Dynasty. What? Jason him were Turkey Jay said he's coming from. I don't remember either left or right. So I said my left or your left side? Each other.

[F]

I can't believe I don't remember the other lady. Okay.

[E]

There was 5,000 people in that line that.

[D]

What did she see?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Body of a deer, but with a squished face.

[C]

I wonder if it could be one of them, like, mangy coyotes, you know, that ain't got no. He ain't got no. He ain't got no hair on him. So he looks a little bit darker.

[D]

Three foot tall.

[E]

But she's describing what she about right.

[D]

Maybe it was about right. A giant coyote that got hit by F250 or something.

[C]

Or maybe it's a deer just ran into the side of somebody's car and then took off, you know?

[E]

Or. Yeah, anything can happen.

[C]

I don't know. I don't know.

[E]

At that time, that's probably her best way to describe it, even though that might not have been it.

[F]

Or it could have been a deer. And look. And he was allergic to wall stings and got stung on the face, and that's why it looked like it did.

[E]

Bombo bees.

[C]

Oh, just done got son look, they gave me.

[F]

Hey, Bumblebee gave me a Jimmy Durandi nose for about three weeks. Jimmy.

[D]

We went four months without Jimmy.

[F]

He's back. Jimmy's back, baby.

[C]

Oh, he's good for one a quarter.

[F]

Hey, hey.

[D]

Every time we get paid for this show. Sagas size like time to got to

[F]

bring in a big nose.

[D]

Jimmy squaring his nose again.

[C]

Jimmy back. There's. Well, we all got a little Jimmy in us, you know.

[F]

Hey.

[C]

Oh, man. I don't know what she would have said.

[D]

Oh, that was a tough one.

[E]

So you never seen anything that you couldn't describe out in the woods?

[F]

Well, no. Yeah. It happened on Phil's property three different times. Okay. And it was black. Okay.

[C]

Always is.

[F]

And I Saw it three different times. Okay. First time I seen it was on the main road going to the lake.

[E]

What did it look like?

[F]

Huh? All I can tell you, it was black and fast.

[E]

Like tall?

[D]

No, like a black panther because that's what it was.

[F]

Oh no, no, no.

[C]

It looked like.

[E]

God. You're not talking about a panther right now, are you?

[F]

No, no. Hey look, I'm on a four wheeler, I on the main road, you know, going to the lake.

[E]

Like a black bear.

[F]

Oh, well, see, I thought it was that at first, but nope. I think it was a big river otter is what I think it was biggin because. Because hey, when I took off, I seen it, I gunned it and went up there. He jumped, he jumped off the side of the road. Okay. And Fields had. Jimmy Red was a track hole, you know, filling in bad spots on it. So we've got water holes on both sides of the levee. Well, when I pulled up there where he went across, the water's rippling, you know, I said, okay, so he went into the water. So I turned it, turned the four wheel off and I sat there for like 45 minutes waiting for him to come out of the water.

[C]

Man got a lot to do every day.

[F]

Never, never did come out. But that's what I swore that on that occasion. I said, well, it was a big river and a big one. The next time I seen it was somewhere else on the property on the Georgia side. That first gate when you go through, going over the, you know, go over the levee. Yeah, he, he was like. And now this one I did, I thought it was a bear cub, black bear cup. When I looked at it, I seen, I said that's, I think that's a bear cup. I need these same thing. They, they disappear so fast.

[C]

So I need to get side hooked up. My buddy now runs the, the black bear program in Louisiana. Yeah, I know him, John Hank. Oh yeah, Hanks. He come by there the other day.

[F]

He's always in the store.

[C]

Oh yeah, no, I need, we need to get him aside hooked up. I need side to go in there and dart one of them bears. Put it to sleep while they do all the work to it.

[F]

Look, I see three. Three bears. A mama and two cubs down there. Honey break.

[C]

Oh yeah, they all, yeah, they all around.

[F]

I told, I told him, I said, hey, I think it was Joe. Black bears, I want to know. I said pig. I said pigs first. That's what I said, you know, I said, I think I still see three pig, you know, a little bit but then I. But then I said, yeah, but there was something wrong with the way they run it.

[C]

Yeah, that's because that big bad wolf was after.

[F]

Yeah, because I said, well, it was something wrong with the way they run, you know? And then I said, it probably was a bear mama and two cubs. And then Drew said, hey, well, we got both.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And I said, well, hey, it was bear. But the other time I seen it, okay. I was on the other side of the property and same deal, seen it and just help that day. I said, well, it could have been a turkey. Yeah. Because it looked like, you know, it was just a blob. But then it had a kind of a. Like a fan. He had his fan out.

[D]

I really need you to just stick.

[F]

But it was. It was weird.

[C]

Yeah, I love it.

[D]

Do you think Steve Harvey believes in Black Panthers?

[F]

Huh?

[C]

What, he ain't spend enough time in the world?

[D]

You think Steve Harvey believes in the Black Panther?

[E]

We'll find out when they go camp.

[F]

Oh, hey, Steve Harvey don't hit with white people, especially shotguns. He don't go in the woods with them.

[D]

Favorite joke of all time. That is a good one.

[F]

Oh, that was because I. When Phil asking if we died later, he said, let me get this right. I'm supposed to be going with a bunch of you white boys. Y' all all got shotguns, and we're going to go in this. We're going to go in the woods. He said, no, I don't think so.

[D]

He's out on that. He's.

[F]

I don't think so.

[E]

How long has he been doing Family Feud? J.D. can you look that up?

[C]

A hot minute?

[F]

What, 30 years?

[E]

You think we watch it every day?

[F]

It's been there.

[E]

I mean, and it's on every day.

[D]

At what age do you turn into a game show network person? I feel like I'm not there yet.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you're there.

[D]

I'm there 37.

[C]

Yeah, you're there. Well, that's because when you want to watch that show, nothing new under the sun. You go to. You go to game shows and Food Network. Well, no, that's where you graduate to. You watch cooking competitions, man, but everything's a game.

[D]

I feel like I'm at a game show.

[F]

Family Feud wouldn't be worth 5 cents except for Steve Harvey. And he's interviewing all the people he is good at and interacting with.

[C]

One of my favorite things on social media is when I get caught in the algorithm of Family Feud mess ups. Yeah, I like the look on his face with the answers that some of them provide.

[F]

No, no.

[C]

I can sit there and watch that for an hour before I realize I've even been watching it for an hour.

[E]

And he cracks his separate. When he's.

[F]

When he's responding to it. Hey, here's. Here's the great thing about it. I can see it 100 times and still. It's still funny the first time I saw it.

[C]

Yeah, that's.

[F]

You forget things because the looks he gives them.

[D]

No Q. Pine's the greatest. Family Feud and Cupine.

[C]

What do you say? What a word that generally follows pork. And my man say, you pine, you pine.

[D]

You pine, you pine. That's one of the greatest videos of all time.

[C]

Oh, that was.

[E]

Good answer. Good answer.

[C]

Yeah. I'll give him this. I would have never come up with that one.

[D]

That's. Problem with that is.

[F]

Oh, no, no. That's why I told him. Oh, I know, but that's why I said he's quick on his feet. I mean, big time quick. Yeah, Quick as a cat.

[D]

Back to the emails, by the way, because I got tickled earlier.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I saw you get tickled. What was that?

[D]

Bryson didn't put where he's from, but he gave me his phone number, so I know where he's from.

[C]

Where's that?

[D]

Western Illinois.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I just like hearing where people are from in the emails because, you know,

[F]

there's a lot of good stuff for middle noise.

[D]

Buy you the battery. That's kind of, you know, we figure you're listening.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Illinois is one of the things they do big time is they ban wood ducks.

[C]

They do that.

[D]

Illinois. See?

[F]

And so, hey, I mean, I've. We've killed down there on Phil's property. Yeah, we killed a bunch of them. That.

[C]

Hey, Doctor. Dr. Frank Belrose.

[D]

It just makes me happy when I hear people from places that I've never been that are like, listen, I like that.

[C]

What is western Illinois?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

St. Louis. I mean, is that probably pretty close?

[D]

That's in Missouri.

[C]

Well, I know, but I think that's where you. I mean, I think they're.

[D]

What's east?

[C]

Eastern Missouri. But it would be western Illinois because they're. No. Huh?

[D]

No.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Right. Am I thinking of this wrong?

[D]

Am I thinking of this wrong?

[C]

Oh, no. I did go to state in geography.

[E]

You're right.

[C]

No, it's been a long time.

[E]

Put it on the screen.

[F]

My bad, my bad. He said my bad.

[C]

When did. When did. Eastern Missouri and western Illinois. When was that? Not a thing.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Martin is dead. Correct. I will. Hey, my hat's off to you, sir.

[C]

I'm not. I'll give you this. You may be. Start recalculating.

[D]

I was like, I've been wrong. I'll be wrong again. I had Iowa and Illinois mixed up there for just a minute.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

They both start with an I. Yeah.

[F]

Forgive me.

[C]

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[D]

Anyways, Bryson said, I thought you might like this sticker he designed.

[C]

Okay, I probably will.

[D]

Oh, you most assuredly will.

[C]

Yes, yes.

[E]

Lipton tea. Look at that.

[C]

And he got that old school saggard in his mouth too. Yes.

[D]

For those listening, we have a cartoon character very much resembles one.

[C]

Cy Robertson Bryce has started Etsy Shop. I'll be your first cousin.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[C]

I will slap.

[D]

Holding a tea glass.

[C]

I'll slap that on the back of a turtle box so fast it'll make your head.

[D]

I might put that on the back of my truck being on a lifting logo.

[E]

I need to get in touch with this guy.

[D]

Yeah, I got his email and his phone number.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And it starts with Western Illinois.

[C]

There you go.

[E]

That is.

[C]

That's good.

[D]

Oh, that.

[C]

That makes me happy.

[D]

That was funny.

[C]

It reminded me of what I looked up and saw the other day.

[F]

Or.

[C]

Yeah. Saturday in the yard that we Were playing on a little bounce house in the yard and the boys disappeared. So I look over there and Jackson taking a leak, you know, just because that's what boys do. But Whalen decided he had to go number two in the woods, in the yard. Straight in the yard. He said. He said. He said, daddy, I poo poo like Jude. And I was like, they've been watching the dog out there take a. Take a dump in the yard. And so there he was just taking a dump in the yard. Problem is he didn't know to squat like Jude. He was just kind of standing there. It got all over everything he had.

[E]

Hey, I have been.

[D]

He rub his butt through the grass?

[C]

No, he didn't sit there and yeah.

[F]

As you roll down his leg.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I was like, oh, did you get the water hose?

[C]

After he did get the hose. That one he got pocket hose.

[D]

It has the uses.

[C]

Yeah. With the swivel head.

[D]

It's very convenient.

[C]

And then I had to get a shovel. That's the first time I've had to shovel human feces out my yard. But you know, it's all right.

[D]

That's the first time you've ever done that.

[C]

Yeah, it's the first. He's the first human that has crapped in my yard.

[E]

Well, now that you know of.

[C]

Well yeah, that I'm aware of rest of it. I just assume is Jude that you have to stop buying.

[D]

I've never pooped in your yard, but I've never pooped. Wait, why'd you shovel it?

[C]

Because it was in a high traffic area.

[D]

Just spray it till it goes away.

[C]

No, that went to the burn pile. We'll set that on fire in a couple of weeks. It's no good.

[E]

Yeah, that's no good.

[C]

No good.

[D]

Burning turds.

[C]

Yeah. Heck yeah, man. It's all biodegradable. It'd probably be gone by that time. At least he wasn't like a dog. Turn around and eat it like some of them.

[D]

Gross.

[E]

It probably smelled like size month old coffee.

[C]

He never drank no hot chocolate.

[E]

Hot chocolate?

[C]

Chocolate man.

[E]

Yeah, I had a look about it.

[C]

Why are you dressed for Easter? Are you trying out looks for Easter?

[D]

You wore that to church?

[F]

This way is my wife went shopping.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[F]

She bought me about four or five.

[C]

What brand is that blue shirt?

[D]

Izod eyes.

[C]

Oh, okay. We go to Martha.

[F]

It is a good looking shirt.

[D]

You look great.

[F]

It's a nice looking.

[D]

But what kind of socks are you wearing? Which one?

[E]

Internet WWW something.

[F]

I don't know.

[C]

I thought side done got Some. What would Jesus do socks on? So I was investigating.

[F]

Oh, I had the taco. Taco Jesus.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. You want a taco about Jesus?

[F]

Yeah, let us talk about Jesus and talk about it.

[C]

Yeah, let us.

[F]

Let us. Let us. Let us talk. Yeah, let us talk about Jesus.

[C]

Yeah, let us talk about Jesus.

[F]

Let us talk about.

[E]

Everybody loves today.

[C]

He's on rooms. And that's like the Internet in the late 90s, early 2000. Why target on there?

[F]

I will say this. These socks are really comfortable.

[C]

There you go.

[F]

That's all that matters that people keep sending me. I mean.

[C]

Oh, those were sent to you?

[F]

Well, I think so, yeah. I don't know, because my wife bought about 20 pair.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

When she went to the sock emporium.

[C]

Emporium.

[F]

Nothing. But hey, think about a giant warehouse and they all the thing. Only thing.

[E]

Nothing but socks is socks.

[C]

Praise God.

[F]

With little sayings on it.

[C]

Well, little saying.

[D]

You went to the right spot for you, buddy.

[F]

Hey, don't make me repeat it because, hey, I did it so good the first time. Trying to ignore. You don't like that.

[C]

Oh, that's on your sock. I thought you were actually talking to John David.

[D]

I was like, what did I say?

[C]

Yeah. Wow. I thought that took a bad turn.

[D]

I got a good one for side too. Steven emailed in.

[C]

Steven. And from Peep in the Woods.

[D]

He doesn't say where he's from, but maybe deep in the woods. He emailed a post from Facebook, and I am now terrified. China reveals insect drones that are the size of a mosquito.

[C]

No.

[D]

And apparently in one episode of Duck Dynasty, after seeing a drone, Phil said, every fly you see on the wall is suspect at best.

[F]

Big brother's watching.

[D]

So how do you feel about mosquito drones?

[C]

As long as. As long as they don't bite.

[F]

I mean, hey, why not?

[C]

Did they replace actual.

[F]

We got everything else. Why not?

[D]

You know, oh, this is. The birds aren't real all over again. But now it's insects aren't real.

[C]

Well, I think they're real.

[F]

Them all running this earth that God created with mosquito drones with all this crap.

[D]

The government's watching you, man. Right?

[C]

Imagine if you could buy a mosquito drone, though. You know how good that be for filming ducks? And they'd never even know he was there. He just put him, like, right up above the decoys, and they just come on around.

[D]

Are we positive that the. The giant fly in here that Psy keeps killing isn't a mosquito drunk?

[E]

Wait, y' all had them?

[C]

I just. Oh, well, I mean, you just Get a new crop of rats come in here and die. And then you get them big dummy blowflies.

[E]

Hey, I nailed one on that microphone right there.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[D]

We've killed many.

[F]

Hunter said, when that one was on that light and I hit it with my hat.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

I stuck it in the camera. That I hit off of that and it stuck in the camera.

[C]

We got new cameras, man. Well, I. I didn't say stuck to the camera.

[D]

I just said you flung it at the lens and it hit the lights.

[E]

All right. It did hit the lens, though.

[C]

Hey, Honor, don't you. Are you hearing how to tell a story? This is. This is a lesson in Storytelling 101.

[F]

All right, that's them big. That's in big glowing green.

[D]

That's what the. What drone looks like.

[F]

Hold up. They glow in the dark.

[D]

I don't like it.

[C]

I don't mind it.

[D]

You don't mind.

[C]

They're already listening to us on our telephones. Do you think a little mosquito sized fly is going to change anything about what they hear? Like, man, the only one. I guess they could go find people like sigh who ain't got a phone.

[D]

See, now they're going to know what size up to.

[C]

Yeah, they're gonna. When he wants to know how to get this chocolate. When they want to know how to.

[F]

You know what I do frequently? I just pull my pants down and give them the boon. Somebody's going, hey, you, check it up on me. Check this out.

[C]

Your brother sure did that with a GoPros and a duck blind. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Except he gave us the frontal view, not the back. Phil Robertson never hesitated to take a leak in front of a GoPro.

[D]

Man.

[F]

We'll give you a shot of where the sun don't ever shine.

[C]

Yeah, never. I think he did it knowing that when the editors find this, this is going to be a good laugh for him.

[D]

Like, it's not funny to me.

[C]

Yeah, well, it was to me because I'd look down there and seeing him do it and I'm like, oh, Lord, here we go. That's one of them times you're thankful. You're thankful for not having smell.

[F]

I think the boy did it on purpose.

[C]

Oh, he did?

[D]

No, 100.

[C]

He'd make eye contact with it first. When you look back through the footage.

[F]

Oh, he saw it. Put it over there. And then he actually, I gotta take a leak.

[C]

Yeah. I gotta take a leap right here.

[D]

Yeah. So I do have other news. I'm just in the emails today. I've had a lot of good ones. I haven't been able to go through them.

[F]

What else is new?

[D]

I have great news for America.

[F]

Okay, what's that? What's great?

[D]

Because in Lindale, Texas, like, I've been through there.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Where's Lindale?

[E]

Why do I feel Lindale?

[C]

I feel like I know where that is.

[D]

In Lindale, Texas.

[F]

Around Tyler, East Texas.

[D]

It is right above.

[F]

Aha.

[D]

Lindale's on the interstate.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[D]

Right after Tyler.

[F]

I've been there.

[C]

Why did I. Why does that so familiar.

[D]

That cracker barrels right there with the Whataburger.

[F]

Okay. The cracker barrels was the water barrel.

[C]

The cracker burgers were the water barrel.

[D]

So many people, like, we're like, yeah, that's right. I know where that is. On i20, there's a young man, his name is Emmett, and he.

[C]

He owned J. Martin.

[F]

No, no, but he's a. He's a.

[D]

He owns something even better.

[F]

He's a really good football player, though.

[C]

Fishing baits. Come on in.

[D]

He has started tackle shop. His own roadside tackle shop.

[C]

Look at my man flex. Yes.

[D]

Look at this guy.

[C]

What's he selling? Individual baits.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Oh, look at his customer, though. That's the juice he's got on. House shoes and a mullet.

[D]

Thank you.

[E]

He's ready to go.

[D]

The guy. You got to get in.

[C]

He's a.

[D]

For the rest of your life.

[C]

He's a pack of Marlboro Reds away from being a perfect picture of the 80s, son. Gosh.

[D]

So one bait's $5, two baits $8. Three baits is $10. So he's even.

[C]

Thank you and God bless. Look at there.

[D]

Look at Emmett's bait shop.

[F]

Man, I love entrepreneur.

[C]

Yeah. Got very little invested in his table. Two cinder blocks and a piece of particle board.

[D]

Hey, hold on, though. Hey, check out. Check out his outfit, though.

[C]

That's a honey hole.

[D]

That's what I'm talking about.

[C]

Well, no wonder he got a sail base to pay for.

[F]

Hey, calm down.

[D]

Hey, but my man's out there just slinging individual worms for $5. And I to. I respect it. Yeah, there are some H and H spinner baits. That's the only thing I can make out in the picture.

[C]

H and H. That's a double hook spinner bait.

[F]

That's a good bait.

[C]

Walk out a lot of bass on them. Rubber skirt.

[D]

Yeah, but you are correct. That guy with the mullet, Emmett, he's your guy. He's your guy. You Gotta keep him happy for life and you'll never go hungry.

[C]

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[D]

I would, I would go to make

[C]

Sam sharpen their pencil like I'm.

[D]

I'm just saying I love Sam's too.

[C]

I do too.

[F]

$50.

[C]

$50 at Costco. That's what I'm Brittany driving two hours tomorrow to go to Costco.

[D]

What?

[C]

Yeah, we're, we're members of the Costco in Jackson.

[D]

Hold on.

[C]

You know who got her on that? Your mother in law.

[D]

You know who ain't on that?

[F]

My wife.

[D]

Hold on.

[C]

They're members of a Costco in Jackson, Mississippi.

[E]

Yes, sir, we just got back from Jackson.

[C]

But you know what? I thought you actually like for Us going to Tennessee and all the stuff that we do east of here. I always just throw a cooler in the back of the deal. So we stop every time we're on 20. Like coming back to find a Costco. No, in the one in Jackson. It's right off 20. So like we just swing in, get whatever we need because there's some stuff like there's these little. Man, they're so good. This is going to sound weird, but there's some kind of little almond flour cracker that like are better than a Wheat Thin. It's incredible to me that almond flour. I know that's the anti me, right? But man, them little crackers are good and you can buy them by a big huge box.

[D]

Almond flour.

[F]

Look, I'm a good looking hot dog.

[D]

That was a Sam's Hot dog. It's also a dollar fifty.

[C]

Yeah, they're good. If I'm lying, I'm dying.

[E]

I like the chocolate covered almonds from Bucky.

[C]

Those are good. Yeah, I get them too.

[E]

It always saying, I mean if you go eat almonds.

[C]

Yeah. The almond flour crackers, man, are really good. Some like, they're called like simply meals or something. They are good.

[F]

Good.

[C]

They are.

[D]

I don't do almond milk.

[C]

Almond milk? Not really. I mean I don't really.

[E]

I've never tried it.

[C]

No, it's just slurried almonds. It's water and almonds together. But man.

[F]

Well, I just wonder if it was any good, you know.

[D]

It's way better. Cow's milk.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what my son asked me?

[E]

I just don't, I don't drink it.

[C]

What?

[D]

And it, it was profound. He's kind of turning into a little God. 1. He walks around asking these deep weird questions and with puns in them. But he was like, dad, why do we call chicken meat chicken? But we don't call cow meat cow. We call it beef. And I was like, I. I can't even begin to.

[F]

There you go.

[D]

It kept me up at night.

[C]

Called fish. Fish. Well, we call pig pork.

[D]

But why don't we call it pig?

[C]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, why not?

[D]

We call chicken meat chicken.

[C]

Chicken fingers, chicken strips.

[F]

Why don't we call them nuggets?

[C]

Nugget.

[D]

But why don't we call them like cow patties?

[C]

That would be very confusing. I wouldn't mind getting hit by that cow patty.

[E]

Well, let's think about this. Because pork and cows, they have different kinds of meat. You know what I mean?

[C]

Different cut. Well, I mean chicken thigh, chicken Legs you're gonna get.

[E]

That's right. You're gonna. You're gonna get some different cuts of

[D]

the cow, but it's still gonna all be beef. Why is it not just cow?

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

Great.

[D]

All chickens, chicken.

[E]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

I'm having chicken thighs.

[F]

Why? Bacon. Bacon.

[D]

Bacon.

[E]

That's right.

[D]

Because by the way, the best way to cook bacon. Go.

[E]

Best way to cook bacon. Microwave griddle.

[D]

Incorrect. Incorrect.

[E]

Oh, bake it.

[C]

Oh, the oven's tight, but best way to cook bacon.

[F]

I don't know.

[D]

In the oven. Big Dave cooked some bacon last night and I couldn't.

[F]

Yeah, oven.

[C]

Oven's good when you're cooking a. But, but so are the griddles.

[D]

Now, griddles are good, but that oven,

[C]

I just like having them outside.

[D]

Like, I like my house to smell like bacon.

[C]

Yeah, I don't.

[D]

And there was one piece left last night, and my niece. I was going for it. My niece was going for it and I was. I was mature.

[C]

Do you box her out?

[D]

No, let her have it. I was sad.

[C]

Which one?

[D]

Lindley? Oh, I love bacon.

[C]

Hunter eats a lot of bacon.

[D]

Do you?

[C]

I don't. I'm just. I don't know. He's kind of zoned out over there. I was trying to keep him.

[F]

My wife, well, we. We do bacon BLTs. She makes me two BLTs and then like two more. Enough bacon for two more that I just eat.

[C]

Eat.

[F]

After I get through the blt.

[C]

You just eat the bacon?

[F]

Just to bacon. That's fantastic. I'll say. Yo, he's got me to enough for two. And I mean, I like. When coming. Pile on the bacon. Oh, it's. I got.

[C]

Y' all cook a whole pack of bacon and make.

[D]

Yeah, who doesn't cook a whole pack of what? There is never a time when you open a package of bacon that you shouldn't just cook the whole thing.

[C]

Oh, I. Trust me.

[D]

I don't understand rig.

[C]

No, I don't understand why any of them companies make resealable bacon. Because once I bust it out.

[D]

That writes bacon. That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, well, if you get the double pack.

[D]

Yeah, but we buy the double.

[C]

We.

[D]

We got.

[F]

Because look, I get what it'd be 12. 12 slices of bacon on six on each. Each sandwich. And then she cooks me 12 more.

[C]

Oh, so you get two packages.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You cooking two of them? Because there's about 12 in a one pound pack.

[F]

Oh, no, no, because I. Yeah, yeah, I got. I. I ate two BLTs. That's 12 strip.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And then she cooked me 12 more that I just.

[D]

When I'm done, you eat a pound of bacon.

[F]

Oh, no, I'm telling you, he loves. I just sit there and watch TV and eat the rest of the 12.

[C]

When that man goes, we're taking him to LSUs, and we about to look at some things. We're gonna enter him into that cadaver program, and we're gonna have to look at some things.

[D]

So du.

[C]

He is like the. The. Everything a doctor tells you not to do, he own it.

[E]

All right, And I got into that. I gotta ask y' all the question, but first I'm gonna say that Psy loves BLTs. Every anytime we go anywhere, he's like,

[C]

don't put no egg on.

[E]

Don't put no egg on it, but go get me.

[F]

No, no, it would be okay. Okay, Just tell me.

[C]

It's gonna happen.

[F]

My wife cooked me egg sandwiches.

[E]

Yeah, you like eggs.

[D]

You just don't want it on your word.

[F]

But, hey, well, no, just tell me.

[C]

It's coming.

[F]

That's like, whenever you're going, you're. You got, you know, your taste buds, you know, like Christina said. What do you want? I'll tell her something. She'll cook it. Well, you know, when I ordered the blt, I was expecting mayonnaise, bread, bacon, lettuce, lettuce, tomato, lettuce and tomato. Well, when I bit into it, uh. Oh, there's something.

[E]

I saw you. You spit it out across the room

[F]

into a big trash can. And look, I done this right here.

[E]

I was there. I watched.

[C]

Hey, I got a question.

[F]

Hold on.

[E]

He told me to get him a blt, the last hotel we stayed at. So I called down there. They've got turkey sandwiches, ham sandwiches. I mean, you can have bacon added, anything you want. They would not do a blt.

[F]

They would not do a blt.

[C]

Tell them you want a ham sandwich with no ham, bacon and lettuce and tomato.

[E]

Ham on the side.

[C]

Yeah, can I get the ham on the side? I'll eat that.

[E]

Hey. They wouldn't do it, so I had to go find BLTs for size.

[C]

Question.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

So when somebody brings you something to eat, you don't open it up and look at it first. Because I got to know, like, when somebody sits something down in front of me, I'm like, if it's a sandwich,

[D]

you got to live.

[C]

Yeah, let me. Let me peek. Besides, has full trust in them. No, no, because I'd have seen that egg.

[F]

See, I would have Trust. I trust the person when I said hey. Because I tell him what's ordered.

[C]

God, I love you.

[F]

Bacon, lettuce.

[C]

He's trustworthy, man.

[F]

A little mayonnaise. Don't go heavy on the mayonnaise. Just light.

[D]

Yeah, he didn't say BL E T. Yeah, he said blt.

[C]

But if you'd have known it was there, it wouldn't have been a big deal.

[F]

It wouldn't have been a big deal.

[C]

Yeah. It's the surprise it got.

[F]

It was just. Hey. When I bit into it. Okay. There is a foreign object now in my mouth.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

You know, and I. I sprayed it across the room. It happens.

[C]

You got Bible verse. Getting side of here.

[F]

We already done.

[D]

Yeah, we're done. Yes, I have a Bible verse.

[F]

Oh, I got. I gotta go on. You'll have to look it up, though.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I don't have John.

[F]

John 1.

[D]

That's in the first part of it.

[C]

Like little. Little John or John, Chapter one.

[F]

John.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

The word was with God to John,

[F]

you know, because I didn't. I didn't really. Jesus gives. If you. Hey. If you receive him and believe in him, he gives you the right to become a child of God.

[C]

There you go.

[F]

Where?

[D]

What's the verse?

[F]

It's somewhere in the first. First John.

[C]

It's not. It's not the first four or five.

[F]

It's probably about 12. Maybe in. Somewhere in 10. 10 to 12.

[E]

Page 922 in my Bible.

[D]

Okay. Yeah. Hey, he found it. John 1:12.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

That's what he was going with. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God. Children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband's will, but born of God.

[C]

Amen, buddy. All right, well, we'll see y' all next time. Right here on the Duck Call Room. We're out,

[F]

Sam.