Why Korie Robertson Will Never Visit Justin Martin’s House Again

Summary

Duck Call Room Episode Summary Episode Title: Why Korie Robertson Will Never Visit Justin Martin’s House Again
Release Date: November 5, 2024
Hosts: Si Robertson & Justin Martin
Guests: John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan

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1. Ranking Nephews

The episode kicks off with a humorous segment where the hosts and guests rank their nephews. The conversation quickly turns playful as they debate the merits of each nephew.

• Si Robertson emphasizes the importance of ranking:

  "Corey, rank them, rank them." (00:44)

• Justin Martin playfully critiques the rankings:

  "They don't make the game." (01:03)

• Willie Robertson declares Willie as the top nephew for his sense of fun:

  "One word is taken out of when you're with Jace. Fun." (01:29)

2. Greatest Basketball Players of All Time

The discussion shifts to ranking basketball legends, highlighting the hosts' favorite players and their iconic moments.

• Willie Robertson names Larry Bird as the top player:

  "Top one is Larry Bird." (03:18)

• Si Robertson nostalgically reflects on past basketball eras:

  "So I ain't watched basketball since 1997." (04:04)

• Willie Robertson praises players from the Larry Bird and Magic Johnson era for their finesse:

  "They did it with finesse." (04:21)

3. Top Quarterbacks

Next, the group ranks their favorite quarterbacks, blending sports admiration with personal anecdotes.

• Justin Martin humorously includes unconventional choices:

  "Drew Brees and Taysom Hill. He's that good." (05:19)

• Willie Robertson pays tribute to legends like Joe Namath and Steve Young:

  "Joe Montana. Yeah, he is." (05:27)

• Si Robertson showcases his limited interest in modern quarterbacks:

  "LeBron James. So I ain't impressed with LeBron." (04:15)

4. Ranking Zoo Creatures

The conversation takes a wild turn as the hosts and guests rank their favorite zoo animals, showcasing their passions for wildlife.

• Willie Robertson crowns the Bengal tiger as the top zoo creature:

  "The top one's going to be a Bengal tiger." (07:18)

• Si Robertson adds elephants and rhinos to the rankings:

  "Bull elephant and a rhino." (07:42)

• Willie Robertson shares fascinating facts about hippos and crocodiles in Africa:

  "More people killed in Africa by hippos than anything." (09:52)

5. Hunting Adventures and Ministry Work

The episode delves into personal stories from the hosts' hunting adventures and their involvement in ministry work.

• Willie Robertson recounts a memorable trip to Paducah with the Idols Aside Ministry:

  "They help kids that don't have fathers. They introduce them to God the father." (17:05)

• Justin Martin shares inspirational stories about helping youth through ministry:

  "He decided, I'm going to help kids for the rest of my life that don't have fathers." (17:38)

6. Halloween Antics and Poutine Recipes

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Halloween discussions, including costume rankings, poutine variations, and humorous takes on holiday traditions.

• Si Robertson critiques contemporary Halloween costumes:

  "Why are you down on Halloween?" (28:00)

• Willie Robertson and Justin Martin debate the authenticity of poutine recipes:

  "I'm telling you, you just go to Sonic, you order fries, gravy and cheese, and throw it all together." (43:20)
  Phil Robertson counters with the traditional method:
  "What is poutine? Potatoes, cheese curds, and gravy. There's an art to it." (40:53)

• Si Robertson humorously proposes making their own "redneck poutine" with local fast-food items:

  "We're going to make our own poutine. Ready? We'll go get the best French fries in town." (45:14)

7. House Dynamics and Episode Title Revelation

In line with the episode's title, a heartfelt and comedic discussion unfolds about household dynamics and boundaries among the hosts and their families.

• Si Robertson expresses his need for personal space:

  "I'm very much an introvert, so when you start getting into my places that, like, are my relaxed zones, I don't like it." (47:20)

• Justin Martin humorously explains why Korie Robertson won't visit his house again:

  "I'm a big believer in separation of church and state. I need a fortress of solitude." (47:08)
  Si Robertson adds his own experiences:
  "I'm not the guy to sit on your porch to 1am with you." (49:21)

8. Closing Remarks and Listener Engagement

The hosts conclude the episode by encouraging listeners to rate the show and engage with their content, blending humor with genuine appreciation for their audience.

• Si Robertson invites listeners to support the show:

  "Hit us with them five stars. That way, you know, we do our job." (54:24)

• Justin Martin reflects on the show's growth:

  "What a transition. We didn't plan that." (54:41)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Si Robertson:

  "Corey, rank them, rank them." (00:44)
  "I'm very much an introvert..." (47:20)
  "Hit us with them five stars." (54:24)

• Willie Robertson:

  "They live in the water in the daytime." (07:22)
  "More people killed in Africa by hippos than anything." (09:52)
  "Top one is Larry Bird." (03:20)
  "Michael Jordan. He should be any man that can jump from..." (04:21)

• Justin Martin:

  "Drew Brees and Taysom Hill. He's that good." (05:19)
  "We didn't make it home." (16:10)
  "We didn't plan that." (54:41)

• Phil Robertson:

  "What is poutine? Potatoes, cheese curds, and gravy. There's an art to it." (40:53)

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Conclusion

This episode of Duck Call Room weaves together humor, personal anecdotes, and lively debates on various topics ranging from family rankings and sports legends to wildlife and holiday traditions. The highlight revolves around the humorous yet sincere discussion on why Korie Robertson won't visit Justin Martin's house again, reflecting on the importance of personal space and boundaries. Engaging listeners with notable quotes and relatable stories, the hosts continue to deliver the entertaining and heartfelt content that fans love.

Transcript

[Phil]

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[Si]

We ought to have s rank more.

[Jase]

Let's see. Size less.

[Willie]

You killed duck flying with.

[Jase]

Hey, your uncle shot him in the head with a.22.

[Si]

Well, hey, name something that size loosely associated with that, we can have him.

[Willie]

That's true.

[Martin]

Your nephews go rank your nephews.

[Jase]

Hold on, I'll rank them.

[Si]

Corey, rank them, rank them.

[Jase]

Willie's number one. Hey, yeah, he is. You like Willie the best?

[Willie]

None of them rank.

[Martin]

None of them rank.

[Willie]

They don't make the game. They don't make the game. What are you talking about?

[Jase]

Okay.

[Martin]

Hey, I didn't even say what to rank them in.

[Willie]

I mean, hey, well, hey, I can rank them. Rank them for the love of the sport.

[Jase]

No, no, the one that you rank them by. You want to spend time with them like the ones you like spending time with.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah. Hey, Will, it's the top.

[Jase]

Will is the top.

[Martin]

Really?

[Jase]

And then. And then. What about Jace? Ain't he at the top?

[Willie]

Why at the bottom of the list? Okay. Cause, hey, one word is taken out of when you're with Jace. Fun. That's f u n fun. Okay, so, hey, he's out.

[Si]

So? So, Al.

[Willie]

Hey, my life is here. My whole life is geared by the word fun.

[Si]

So Al and Jeff are fighting over silver, huh?

[Martin]

Why is Willie number one?

[Si]

I bet he gives Al.

[Willie]

He's funny.

[Si]

I bet he gives Al silver because.

[Willie]

Okay. Oh, wait, we're gold. Gold, silver and bronze.

[Jase]

Okay. Yeah, we got the gold.

[Willie]

Okay.

[Martin]

You have other nephews? Well, no, let's not be rude.

[Willie]

I got two gold winners.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah, I got two.

[Willie]

Who?

[Jase]

John Gimber.

[Willie]

Oh, no. Oh, Al's on gold, too.

[Martin]

Really?

[Si]

I knew it. Oh, yeah, that pie man.

[Willie]

Now Jeff comes in with bronze. Okay, He's a good kid. Okay.

[Si]

He's a good kid.

[Willie]

He's a good kid. Okay.

[Si]

Words of Phil's sperm count was a little low when we got there.

[Martin]

Well, I was like, look, us youngest got problems.

[Willie]

Hey, Phil's a little older. Then old age was creeping in.

[Si]

That's a direct quote from Phil. That ain't me saying that so don't get mad at me.

[Willie]

That's right. Don't get mad.

[Si]

That's. That's his dad's.

[Willie]

That was a direct quote from the man himself.

[Si]

The problem is he used to say it often.

[Martin]

Yeah, he used to say it a little too much.

[Si]

Yeah, he used to remind us, I would say quasi daily, like it was Jericho. It was wild.

[Martin]

Well, that's interesting.

[Si]

There you go. What else you want to rank, sir? Let's.

[Martin]

Greatest basketball players of all time.

[Jase]

Top three.

[Martin]

Just.

[Jase]

Oh, just the top three.

[Willie]

Top three. Wait a minute.

[Si]

You got five seconds.

[Willie]

Hey, go. Top one is Larry Bird.

[Jase]

What about Jordan?

[Willie]

Okay, Jordan's in there. Okay, Him. And who's Kareem Shaquille Rain? My man too, because he's done the hook shots.

[Martin]

LeBron James.

[Si]

So I ain't watched basketball since 1997.

[Jase]

So he ain't impressed with LeBron.

[Willie]

No, no, I wasn't impressed with a lot of them guys. Yeah, I was impressed with the guys that played against Larry Bird. Magic Johnson.

[Si]

There you go.

[Willie]

Magic Johnson. It'd be Larry Bird. Max Johnson, one.

[Martin]

You said Michael Jordan.

[Willie]

Michael Jordan. He should be any man that can jump from the ring around the free throw, jump from the top of that and dunk a ball. You gotta put him in there.

[Martin]

He belongs.

[Willie]

He just jumped about what, 20ft and.

[Si]

With your tongue out.

[Martin]

Mind you, we now know that Cy last watched basketball the year I was born.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Martin]

1989. I'm good with.

[Willie]

The reason I like them guys was okay. They did it with finesse.

[Jase]

89.

[Willie]

No, well, I'm just saying, when Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and them guys. Yeah, they did it with finesse. They'd be running down the court, looking over here and throw the ball on the other side corner.

[Si]

That was like the roughest period of basketball. That's when they got basketball confused with hockey.

[Willie]

Yeah, but no, no, it was. They was finessing. A lot of fest.

[Martin]

A lot of finesse.

[Si]

A lot of finessed. Elbows to the dome, losing teeth. Which. Look, by the way, I mean on way more.

[Willie]

No, that was the great one. That's when playing basketball the greatest basketball was played was back then.

[Si]

Yeah. It meant more because you may lose a tooth.

[Willie]

Well now, because I little. A little competition going.

[Si]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase]

What about quarterbacks? The greatest three quarterbacks.

[Si]

Ready, set, go.

[Martin]

Drew Brees. Drew Brees. And Taysom Hill. He's that good.

[Willie]

Well, what Joe Namath.

[Si]

Okay, who's the 49 old schooler? Steve Young. Joe Montana.

[Jase]

Montana.

[Si]

Joe Montana. Yeah, yeah.

[Willie]

And stall back the the man that posed after shaving his legs and pantyhose don't have that. I don't remember that.

[Jase]

I don't think so.

[Si]

That's back when you. That's back when you had. That's back when you had to walk to the tv.

[Willie]

He shaved his legs and then put on pantyhose and was in what, I think of the. What's the magazine? The girly magazine.

[Si]

Are you talking about Bruce Jenner?

[Martin]

Joe iconic pantyhose commercial.

[Jase]

Hey, no way.

[Si]

God bless this.

[Martin]

This is before.

[Jase]

He knows some things.

[Willie]

Check him out. I don't know what he got paid for, but I do too. They paid me.

[Martin]

Joe Namath just wore panty. Can you imagine Tom Brady wearing pantyhose on television?

[Si]

I bet they seen it.

[Willie]

Imagine what they'll do for your.

[Si]

Everything looks better through beauty mist, especially your leg. I don't know if that can stay in there, Hunter.

[Martin]

I hope it does.

[Willie]

Hey, hey. That was a big thing back then, okay?

[Si]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

I don't know what just happened.

[Si]

Anyway, it got derailed. That's what happened.

[Martin]

We got derailed.

[Si]

Derailed by a comment that may or may not make it. So sorry, folks, if it doesn't.

[Martin]

Okay, now that we can't talk about quarterbacks ever again. Zoo creatures.

[Willie]

Zoo creatures.

[Martin]

Yeah. Rank them. Top three. Gold, silver and blinds of zoo creatures. Blonde, bronze.

[Willie]

No, the top one's going to be a Bengal tiger.

[Jase]

Bengal tiger.

[Willie]

Fair.

[Si]

Fair assessment.

[Martin]

That's hard to argue. Bengal tigers are really cool.

[Willie]

What else? What else you got?

[Si]

Pretty much anything you can name.

[Willie]

Well, it's going to be. It's going to be the Bengal Tiger. The bull elephant.

[Si]

Okay?

[Martin]

Bull elephant.

[Si]

Bull and a rhino.

[Martin]

And the silverback gorilla. Not to be.

[Si]

No.

[Martin]

Giraffe.

[Jase]

Long tongue giraffe.

[Martin]

I'm a rhino.

[Willie]

What would I. Okay, what?

[Jase]

Anteater.

[Willie]

Bingo. Tiger. Poor elephant.

[Si]

Boa construction.

[Willie]

No. And then the water. River. The river Power pig. The river pig. The hippo.

[Martin]

Them things are big, right?

[Willie]

Look, that's the most dangerous animal in Africa.

[Si]

I like taking. I like naming things. Take big old dumps.

[Willie]

Oh, well, no, no, no. You gotta. You gotta think about this. It shows it on. And I saw this on pbs.

[Si]

Okay.

[Martin]

Okay, look what I was going for.

[Willie]

Serengeti. The Serengeti Plains, okay? During the drought years, when it's the summertime coming, it's a drought. The Serengeti Valley. The planes drop. No, that's when the wildebeest starts this 5,000 mile trek. Well, that's also when the crocodile and the Hippos keep following the water as it's drying up, so they end up in the same little spot in the river that don't go dry. So it's just. All it is is hippos and crocs and everything else that comes to drink the water. Now you talking about a gathering. But look, the hippos make highways on the bottom of the river where they just. They run. It shows them. They've got pictures of them showing them running on the bottom of the stupid river.

[Si]

What's that? The hippo?

[Willie]

Yeah, yeah. They don't tall grass above them. I mean, above them, they run into little lanes, look like roads.

[Jase]

I've seen videos where people are in boats and they run after the boat.

[Willie]

No, no, no, no.

[Martin]

I just pulled up the video.

[Willie]

There's more people killed in Africa by hippos than anything.

[Martin]

This video, I just says, yo, it may cause distress to some viewers.

[Willie]

Oh, no, no.

[Martin]

Which means I must watch it. You guys want to watch it?

[Jase]

Yeah, we'll watch it with you.

[Martin]

It's just a hippo. He's just chilling. He looks like he's eating and now he's mad, and now he's running. Look how big that sucker's mouth is. Now, why would. Oh, I don't get why somebody would find that distress. It's a video.

[Si]

That's his way of saying, get back now. Let me get a drink of water before I run.

[Jase]

Yeah, I'll be with y'all in a minute.

[Si]

Yeah. Hey, here I come now.

[Martin]

Look how big that now.

[Si]

Oh, yeah.

[Martin]

That's crazy.

[Jase]

Whoa.

[Willie]

They live in the water in the daytime. At night, they roam around and eat the grass of the plains. And then they go back to the river when it gets. Before it gets daylight.

[Si]

That's a big critter.

[Willie]

Hold up.

[Si]

I ain't messing with him.

[Willie]

That's the one that kills everything.

[Martin]

Would you ride a hippo? Give him the opportunity.

[Willie]

If you throw a salon, baby, I'll ride it.

[Martin]

You know what the toughest part of this time of year is?

[Jase]

What is that?

[Martin]

Trying to figure out that perfect holiday gift for that special somebody. And I finally realized what it is.

[Willie]

Special somebody.

[Jase]

It's AG1.

[Martin]

Present is the gift of health via AG1.

[Jase]

There you go.

[Martin]

Look, I actually gave AG1 to my mother in law last year. And she loves it. My wife loves it. My cousin Heath, I sent him some Ag one. And everybody's like, oh, man, what a great gift.

[Jase]

And when they hear about it and you tell them about it, then you have family coming in from everywhere. My brother in law is using it, my wife, my parents, everybody I know.

[Martin]

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[Jase]

I got them.

[Martin]

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[Willie]

And look, just one scoop will do you.

[Si]

You can crank it, he can drive.

[Willie]

I believe both of those fly whatever.

[Jase]

But he every time I think he's lying about a story, he's not, hey, he'll do it.

[Willie]

I actually done that on a plane. I've actually walked in and looked. The pilot said, hey Uncle Ty, get in the cockpit, go into my seat. So I got in the seat. Phil standing at the door yelling, said, what's going on here? And I said, hey, he's fixing cranking for me and I'm gonna fly us to where we gotta go. Phil said, hey. He turned around, still water. He said, I ain't flying with that crown.

[Jase]

He was the co pilot. You know how you sit in the co pilot seat? We were in Alaska.

[Martin]

Makes me nervous.

[Si]

Did you play with it?

[Willie]

Ain't much. It ain't nothing to it. They fly themselves. Really? They put them on automatic pilot most of the time.

[Si]

Yeah. It's a takeoff in the land.

[Willie]

All upon us. Good for us. Take off and a landing.

[Si]

Two very critical parts.

[Willie]

Yeah. Two critical lines. Easy. Yeah.

[Martin]

Dropping.

[Willie]

Yeah. All you do is just. You click, you flip a switch, you know, Take you a couple of hours. Now you know it. They got the deal. And it shocks you when he needs to be woke up. Wake up, dumb. It's time to land this baby.

[Jase]

It shocks them.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Jase]

Landing. Landing.

[Willie]

That's right.

[Jase]

Pull up. That's what mine says. If I was driving.

[Si]

Pull up.

[Martin]

I. We were on a plane one time that kept saying that, and I was terrified.

[Willie]

Oh.

[Martin]

Anything you could hear coming from the cockpit? Pull up. Now, the ones I remember.

[Jase]

Anything out of the ordinary, Man.

[Willie]

Philip gone somewhere. And when we come in, it was foggy, so he couldn't see the landing.

[Jase]

No, the landing strip.

[Willie]

Oh, he just knew that he was coming in and he needed to get on the ground. So he just dropped. And. Hey, he liked to broke my tailbone when it hit.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Martin]

Not a lot of meat there to protect it.

[Willie]

And look, I barely could walk. I barely could walk off the plane.

[Si]

Barely can talk.

[Jase]

It was like, boom.

[Willie]

No, no, I'm telling you, he dropped like 12ft. Just.

[Jase]

Yeah, it was. It was way. That plane was probably something broke.

[Martin]

I'm telling you, I need to just.

[Willie]

That thing would have flew up to the ceiling. I know.

[Martin]

That's why.

[Willie]

That's what we did. Hey, I couldn't walk.

[Jase]

My back was. I was complaining. He said, good grief, son. And the pilot said, hey, I had to set it down.

[Willie]

He said I had to get on.

[Jase]

You know, I mean, he told us. He was like, hey, he said, I.

[Willie]

You know, you ain't got but so much Runway. And he said, I didn't know how much I had left. So, hey, I put it down and hit the brakes.

[Si]

There you go.

[Willie]

And I mean, hey, that's better than it. I believe the tires and struts took it. It probably didn't.

[Jase]

We didn't see it afterward.

[Willie]

Hey, Jose. It hit hard.

[Si]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Willie]

Another one. I knocked him. He hit the turn. The light on the ceiling.

[Jase]

That was turbulence.

[Martin]

Yeah, you hit the ceiling.

[Jase]

It was a drop so quick that my head hit the ceiling and turned the light on in the plane.

[Willie]

Go, look. It was supposed to be like an hour and a half flight. It took us like five hours because they kept trying to fly in between the bad weather.

[Si]

Be like, if he's trying to land out there right now.

[Willie]

Although yeah, yeah.

[Martin]

I got soaking wet coming in.

[Si]

Thank you, Jesus.

[Willie]

We was actually going through openings in the clouds where it would be dark. Over here. We're still open. Take it. Yo, I said dope. This ain't good, boys.

[Si]

You put me on the ground, we'll figure this out.

[Willie]

We gonna make it home. I see. I was doubtful.

[Si]

Yeah. No. How was your trip to Kentucky? Ain't that where you just got back from?

[Willie]

Yeah, Paducah. It was pretty.

[Si]

Was it?

[Willie]

Yeah, really pretty. And it's a good area up there. And we was with the Idols Aside Ministry. They help kids that don't have fathers. They introduce them to God the father.

[Si]

There you go.

[Willie]

So they really do have a father. Yeah, the right one.

[Jase]

It's a great story, too, because the guy Mark, that we were working with, he was a. He was playing college football and he grew up kind of without a dad. His dad was somewhere, but he was not in the picture.

[Willie]

Didn't know him. Yeah, didn't know.

[Jase]

And he grew up, started playing football, had a lot of people intervene in his life, and then he decided, I'm going to help kids for the rest of my life that don't have fathers.

[Willie]

And so he had a really good job when he was a young man and married, you know, making good money and on his heart, that, hey, I need. I need to stop this and go into ministry. So, hey, you talking about a leap of faith.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Gave up that real good paying job and went into what he's in, and he's been into it now for 16 years, taking care of kids.

[Si]

You go up there and tell him you knew the man.

[Jase]

Oh, he did. Trust me when I tell you he knows the man.

[Martin]

No, no, he told him, I've got.

[Jase]

No, no, I've got any. Then he said that, hey, you gotta.

[Willie]

Understand, though, that's something. That's something to say. Oh, I know when you like, hey, after this storm cleared up and you go outside and look at the sun, I know that. The moon. At tonight, the moon and then the stars, why a man hung them.

[Si]

I know him, okay?

[Jase]

And I know he was the word.

[Martin]

That's who he's rolling with.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Si]

Yeah. I love it.

[Willie]

Not only that, he's still tweaking this stupid place. We tweaking, okay? This ball that we call earth. Fireball goes, hey, look, we're screwing it up royally every day.

[Martin]

Are we?

[Willie]

So, hey, the man is tweaking it all the time to keep it working, right?

[Si]

There you go.

[Jase]

Hey, let me tell you what else I did that was Pretty amazing. He got to go to see Mercy Me. He and Christine and another couple. Thought y'all had a good time.

[Si]

Did you sign with them?

[Willie]

Here's the deal.

[Martin]

Did they invite you on stage?

[Willie]

No, no, no. I wouldn't win if I had. Anyway, there was. There was three bands. Cochrane and Company. Okay. Michael's the lead singer on that big dude. Yeah. If y'all ever seen Jelly Roll.

[Si]

Yeah, the singer.

[Willie]

Michael's about the same size I got. He's a. He's a healthy man.

[Si]

Okay.

[Willie]

And. And hey, Jelly, that's. Sucker's got a voice to go with it, too.

[Si]

Okay, that's as nice as he could say it.

[Willie]

And then you got. Then you had Crowder.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

And he was spectacular.

[Si]

He was here the other day.

[Willie]

Yeah. No, no, he went on. He went on. On. Ashamed of feeling.

[Si]

Okay.

[Willie]

But anyway, he was good. And then Mercy May come on and this thing. She. She videoed them. She said I should have videoed him talking about you. Oh, yeah. No, no, because the whole time when they were singing, you couldn't hear me for the bang out of everybody else. But I was singing, too.

[Si]

Oh, I don't know.

[Willie]

I had the time of my life because they. They had some good songs. And guess who it was about? The man. The man that hung the sun, moon and stars, buddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, put that up there. Show these guys.

[Martin]

I mean, he's a guy.

[Willie]

Yeah. I tell you, he's a good sized fella. Yeah. Michael's. Yeah.

[Si]

My man said, have you ever seen Jelly Roll?

[Willie]

Well, no, no, because that's the only bigger man I seen, as big as he is. Okay, so, Michael.

[Si]

And look, my favorite part is that size ain't Jelly Roll.

[Martin]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask.

[Si]

How do you know who that is?

[Willie]

Well, no, no, because I hate on commercials.

[Si]

Oh, Jelly Roll.

[Willie]

Yeah. He got a tattoo right up here. A new one.

[Jase]

So you need to get a tattoo right there.

[Willie]

I know. No, because, guys, you know, I noticed. You noticed my tattoo? You like it?

[Si]

The guy says, my man watches a lot of tv.

[Martin]

My man knew who Jelly Roll was from commercials and noticed that he had a new tattoo in the latest.

[Willie]

Well, he done a commercial about that tattoo.

[Martin]

On his face. Yeah.

[Willie]

On his head, on his forehead.

[Si]

That's commitment.

[Jase]

It's amazing how Psy can. Can memorize commercials and shows that he's seen before. He just. He can just remember he's another voice.

[Si]

I think it's because half of me sleeps through and that brain's processing it, and it's still working? Yeah, yeah. He's just asleep and he's gathering information. If he were in school right now, he'd be a straight A student. Cause he'd just put earbuds in, go to sleep, and wake up, and he'd know the whole test. Look, the days are getting shorter, but to do lists aren't. Look, it just.

[Martin]

You got a lot going on, right?

[Si]

It does. It's the fall, and it gets dark early, and like you, the last thing you want to be doing is cleaning your kitchen and cooking and all the things. So let our friends over at Factor.

[Willie]

I do that for you.

[Martin]

They've helped me out.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Helped me. I'm half the man I used to.

[Willie]

Your time is too precious for you to waste it in the kitchen.

[Si]

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[Martin]

I'm into three of those.

[Willie]

Not only that. And they got all kinds of side orders.

[Si]

I do. And a chef.

[Martin]

He told you already.

[Jase]

Martin, tell him again, son. Hey, leave him.

[Willie]

Go ahead, tell them what else we got for him in there.

[Si]

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[Willie]

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[Si]

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[Martin]

Oh, praise the Lord.

[Si]

They got loaded.

[Martin]

Mashed potato, pork chops now.

[Si]

Oh, yeah. And home style chicken and gravy, sweet potato and chickpea curry. If you're feeling adventurous and want to avoid meat.

[Martin]

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[Si]

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[Martin]

Every time I get one of those, I'm like, this is different. And then I'm like, and it's a good difference.

[Si]

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[Martin]

This one's gonna shock you. Carter is the President of the United States of America.

[Si]

Okay. Yeah. What about. Ben's a Lottie are the wild card though.

[Martin]

That's why Lottie is somebody called Junie B. Jones.

[Si]

No clue.

[Willie]

Jenna B. Jones.

[Martin]

And then Ben's is the purple Hoser.

[Si]

The oh from.

[Martin]

Dude, perfect.

[Si]

Tall guy, beard, twins, Purple Hoser.

[Martin]

Yep.

[Si]

In that order.

[Martin]

Yep. Who. Yeah. So it's pretty easy. Costume, purple shirt, backwards, hat, throw basketball at people and yell pound at noggin. See you.

[Si]

Yeah, we just got the boys like Nightmare before Christmas stuff. They're just.

[Martin]

Are you going trick or treating?

[Si]

Did you have anybody knock on your door?

[Jase]

No, they know better, man.

[Si]

They don't trick or treat on Philpott? No, it's illegal.

[Willie]

We got the lights out.

[Si]

Oh, candy. So dad gum. Expensive. I'm a. I. Unbelievable.

[Martin]

We don't eat candy. Really? At our house, I threw away a box this size of old candy from all holidays past this morning.

[Si]

Not. Not like Reese's cups.

[Jase]

I live at a dead end of the road. No, nobody has ever come to our house.

[Si]

Really?

[Jase]

No. Nope.

[Martin]

Oh, you live in a neighborhood.

[Si]

Yeah, but we bail.

[Martin]

What do you.

[Jase]

What do you mean?

[Si]

We just go to a different.

[Jase]

Let's go somewhere. I go out, turn the lights off.

[Willie]

They go out for that night.

[Si]

But at first year we lived there, I gave out duck calls because I just gotten back from an appearance at a store and I had a bunch of this is funny Uncle Psyduck calls still in my truck. And I was like, you know, this seems like a good use of marketing dollars.

[Martin]

Can I have a case of side.

[Si]

Cups and I get out tonight, buddy. As long as you throw them at people and make them take them. Absolutely. You can have a case as long.

[Willie]

As they take them out.

[Martin]

I'm going to be honest though. World's most overrated holiday.

[Si]

What?

[Martin]

October 31st.

[Si]

Really?

[Martin]

Just a buzz.

[Jase]

I've never been big on it.

[Si]

The kids seem to have fun.

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Si]

Other than that.

[Willie]

Why are you down on Halloween?

[Martin]

It's just not my thing.

[Si]

It's not his thing, he says.

[Martin]

Knocking on strangers doors, asking them for goodies.

[Si]

Yeah, I don't like that. Part of it either. I do like the reason to get together and hang out with people, but, like, yeah, you know, most time it's coming right before time change, but so you have like a. A weird night anyway with your kids, and then, you know, you're staring down the barrel of the weekend where they're going to wake up an hour earlier, and that wrecks their whole life for 48 to 72 hours.

[Willie]

Party poopers.

[Martin]

Halloween is when my inner J. Stone comes out.

[Si]

Did y'all do. Hey, I got a question. Did y'all do Halloween in the military?

[Willie]

Huh?

[Si]

Did y'all, like, when you were in the military, were y'all allowed to do, like, Halloween stuff or y'all just dress up as, like, the master?

[Willie]

I use. They usually got me involved in it.

[Si]

Yeah. Well, what was your favorite costume that you did that you can remember?

[Jase]

The Grinch.

[Willie]

I don't even remember.

[Martin]

They.

[Si]

They.

[Martin]

Yeah, Nobody likes Halloween. Yeah, because it's cons. The people that really like Halloween are concerning.

[Si]

He's looking at you, Hunter.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si]

Hunter showed up today as a serial killer.

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Willie]

That's weird. The imagination that they've got to come up with all the costumes.

[Si]

Not really imagination. It's just like copying somebody.

[Willie]

Now, some of them got their own imagination. They make up all kinds of.

[Si]

My favorite part is on social media, they send all the. My son went his uncle s for Halloween. I got a bunch of them already.

[Martin]

My sisters are. My sister be texting me. Oh, look at this kid from school. He. He loves the show and he's uncle s for Halloween.

[Si]

Yeah, I would. I would bet s ranks in the top 100 of Halloween costumes.

[Jase]

Yep.

[Martin]

This one's actually pretty good. I got a picture of one. Look at this guy.

[Willie]

That's good.

[Martin]

That's a good costume.

[Willie]

Say, look.

[Si]

Oh, there you go.

[Jase]

That's a good one.

[Si]

Look at what that cat did for Halloween. See, that's why sigh likes it, because people dress up as him.

[Martin]

I lost it.

[Willie]

No.

[Si]

Hey, nobody ever dressed up as us. Johnny D. No, that girl that threw that birthday party. Yeah, but they didn't. They didn't dress up as us.

[Martin]

It was a terrible effort. They had us on a stick, the wrong color beard.

[Si]

Yeah, but look at that.

[Martin]

That guy, he.

[Si]

He understood the assignment.

[Willie]

He's got a jug.

[Si]

The. The exact same jug. Mind you, he's got a good beard. And he bought a teacup. Thank you. Please buy 19 more. Shameless, please. That one's broken. It's got to be. Get another one.

[Martin]

Here's the worst part. I don't know this kid's name.

[Si]

Oh, what's that contraption on the counter, by the way?

[Martin]

That's a kitchenaid mixer.

[Si]

Is it?

[Martin]

Yeah.

[Si]

Light lifted up. Oh, okay.

[Martin]

Don't mess with me in kitchenaid mixers.

[Si]

Also, do they have a ping pong net on their kitchen island? Because that kind of tight, you know.

[Martin]

You can't have much. You got a honeyhole hat on. You got a kitchenaid mixer. He got Uncle Psy costume and a ping pong table on the kitchen island. All right. Sigh. That's it. We started off ranking.

[Si]

The only thing he doesn't have is quirky socks.

[Jase]

Well, we can't see him.

[Si]

No. You see his feet down there ain't shoes. He's in a sock.

[Willie]

That comes from my quirky wife.

[Si]

There you go.

[Martin]

I will say though, I'm looking at the top trending Halloween costumes of 2024 and you are not in the top.

[Si]

25. Who, who, who is number one? What would I guess we should guess at that for what was.

[Martin]

You're never going to get it. Hunter would get it. None of us would.

[Si]

Oh, there.

[Martin]

That is not meant to be rude to Hunter, but Hunter likes movies more than the rest of us.

[Si]

There it is.

[Jase]

All right. What? What is it?

[Martin]

Something from the movie Beetlejuice.

[Si]

Oh, boy. Not Beetlejuice.

[Martin]

Literally. Number four is something about Beetlejuice beetles, juice boys. I. I've literally hardly heard of any of these. Dr. Doom. Chipotle burrito is number 11. Why would somebody go as a burrito for Halloween?

[Si]

Because you can wrap everything inside of it. I don't know.

[Martin]

I miss the days whenever Psy was like number two on the list. Let's 2015 Halloween rank.

[Si]

We're going through the archives.

[Jase]

Go back one decade probably.

[Si]

2014 would probably be the peak, but maybe not.

[Martin]

Hey, I'm out, man. We are on ease. Official rankings of that kid's name was Connor. Thank you, Connor.

[Si]

Thanks, Connor. You look great, guy. Nailed it, Guy Fieri.

[Martin]

The talk. The Today show.

[Si]

The Today Show.

[Martin]

Nobody's dressed. I don't know. What's anybody doing? What are we doing? We're going back to 2014 anyways. It's an overrated holiday. The only good part is people dress up as Uncle Sigh and Reese's cups.

[Si]

Have protein in them. So there you go.

[Martin]

That's a good thing.

[Si]

That is a good thing.

[Martin]

You need protein. So you need Reese's Cup.

[Si]

Yeah, gotta have Reese's cup. The. The number one candy of Halloween. If we're ranking. I'm ranking yeah, Reese's would be at.

[Jase]

The top and Butterfingers.

[Si]

Butterfingers.

[Willie]

Candy corn.

[Jase]

Candy corn.

[Si]

Oh, no, no.

[Willie]

I would say, yeah, candy corn.

[Si]

Y'all are the two people that like candy corn.

[Martin]

The only.

[Jase]

I like it.

[Si]

Well, yeah, you're a goat man. Like, you look over Phillips eating a tin can. I mean, he don't know Philip eat anything.

[Jase]

Martin said when we were eating those hamburgers, and Martin was like, you better not bring one of those back in your luggage.

[Si]

Yeah, we. We did. That was a good one. That's. Are you going to save that side drink? I drank about three sips out of his malt, so that ain't getting put.

[Willie]

I think homemade dumplings get put in the suitcase.

[Si]

Yeah, they come on home. Yeah, they come.

[Jase]

They called homemade.

[Si]

Yeah, they come. They come on home.

[Jase]

But what other candies. What did y'all get back in the day when it did you like?

[Si]

You. You like him little orange pumpkins, too, don't you?

[Jase]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That have never been in a wrapper. What is up with that? Where do those come from? It's just like, free standing candy.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Martin]

They're not in a bag. They're not in a wrapper.

[Willie]

Good thing to buy.

[Jase]

When you did y'all trick or treat when you were young, did y'all get candy?

[Willie]

No, we didn't get candy. We got. We got something that like California oranges. We got walnuts. We got stuff that you could eat that was really good.

[Si]

Really, sir? Have you ever had a Reese's Cup? Yeah, you can eat that, and it's really good.

[Willie]

Yeah, but I mean, you know what?

[Martin]

I will say I have not seen a Reese's pumpkin this year.

[Si]

I've seen them. I've avoided them, but I've seen them. It's not because I wanted to. I have already. I. But not too proud to say. I'm on about box number three of Christmas tree cakes already.

[Martin]

But you're on box three.

[Willie]

What?

[Si]

Yeah, I mean, Brittany loves them, too. She showed up the other day with the Christmas brownies.

[Willie]

So he hits them Christmas trees hard, boys.

[Si]

But they come out earlier and earlier every year, and I ain't mad at them.

[Martin]

I bought one box. See, that's where I'm drawing the line. I had my one, and I'm gonna try and make it through.

[Si]

How good was it?

[Willie]

It was so good.

[Si]

Did you eat it while you were jump roping?

[Martin]

No, I was just laying in bed eating it. Every one of my kids was in the bed, too. I was like, man, who cares about October 31st we got Christmas tree cakes. We watched a Charlie Brown something.

[Si]

Stand by. The McRib will be back soon.

[Hunter]

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[Willie]

I've got mine at the house.

[Hunter]

They have a new, completely redesigned duckstamp.com website.

[Si]

Look at that.

[Hunter]

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[Willie]

I didn't even know they had that.

[Hunter]

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[Martin]

You know how good a McRib is?

[Si]

I really don't. I don't know that I've ever eaten a McRib from McDonald's, to be honest with you. I just know the signs are there. Yeah, I don't think I have.

[Willie]

What?

[Si]

I don't recall one.

[Willie]

You. Yeah, he's never lover of all things pork.

[Si]

Yeah, I know, right? Something about the shape of the patty and it being pork always kind of threw me off.

[Martin]

It's amazing.

[Jase]

Yeah, that's amazing. You've never had one.

[Martin]

The second one's only A dollar.

[Jase]

Have you? So three out of four in here have not.

[Si]

Oh, my goodness, no. Well, I had the ones at school, right? Like when they were part of school lunch. But I don't think I've ever stopped at McDonald's and gotten a McRib.

[Willie]

Why would I go to McDonald's for a McRib? Like Joe's J. Stones for smoked ribs.

[Si]

Yeah, but you didn't know Stone back in, like, 91.

[Martin]

The people in the line at McDonald's are more jovial than Stone.

[Si]

Well, that's a hard argument.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Si]

He could work at Popeyes for sure.

[Jase]

You won't. You want what?

[Martin]

Hands.

[Jase]

What'd you say you wanted?

[Willie]

What do you want?

[Martin]

I've got to find.

[Jase]

No, we don't have no specials.

[Willie]

That's like going to Chick Fil A and get that. Oh, and stuff the honey.

[Si]

Pimento chicken salad.

[Martin]

It's no McRib. Guys, I've got good news, but only for Beth. They're starting to show up in Canada. The McRib. So if you go home for Thanksgiving.

[Willie]

With yours, you can have them.

[Martin]

Wait, is it Thanksgiving in Canada?

[Si]

That was, like, a month ago.

[Willie]

All right.

[Martin]

Hey, to all our Canadian listeners, Happy Thanksgiving. Happy fake Thanksgiving. We hope you had a good one. We missed it.

[Si]

They gotta do Thanksgiving in October because come November, they may not be able to go nowhere up there in that frozen tundra.

[Phil]

Our Thanksgiving isn't overtaken by Christmas. It's a nice fall Thanksgiving. It's better.

[Willie]

Christmas is taking over. Boy.

[Martin]

Beth's point is Canadians don't take over Thanksgiving with Christmas.

[Si]

Do y'all have a weird Christmas, too?

[Martin]

Is Christmas on a different day?

[Jase]

Have you ever got anything for Christmas?

[Phil]

Well, we do have Boxing Day.

[Martin]

They have Boxing Day because they're European. That's a British thing. The day after Christmas.

[Si]

Why do you box?

[Martin]

You don't. It's like you get all the empty boxes and you throw them at people. Maybe. There's a lot of soccer games.

[Si]

For real.

[Martin]

I'm going to look it up.

[Si]

That's interesting.

[Martin]

Weird holidays is the also yalls favorite holiday. Beth, we like July 1st a little better. Oh, boy.

[Si]

What's July 1st?

[Phil]

Our holiday.

[Si]

Oh, wow. That's their version, man. The Mexicans had it right. Man. Boxing, they just up there made by themselves. They just said, nah, man. We're gonna drink margaritas and eat tacos.

[Martin]

That's how you know Mexico's.

[Si]

How about that?

[Martin]

Mexico's cooler than Canada because all the Americans are like, what's Canada's Independence Day? Ain't got a clue. What's Mexico? Cinco de Mayo. We will shut down the whole town for some salsa.

[Si]

I will say we don't leave and go to the Canadian restaurant. Like, exactly.

[Martin]

That's like. There's not any Canadian restaurant. Yeah, Beth, we do poutine so well. Oh.

[Si]

Oh, poutine. Yeah. We call them cheese fries.

[Martin]

Yeah. With gravy. There's an art to it.

[Si]

A poutine so good KFC stole it and called it a bowl and put corn on top of it.

[Martin]

Ty, have you ever had poutine?

[Willie]

No. It's.

[Martin]

It's average at best.

[Phil]

That means you have had terrible poutine.

[Martin]

Well, I mean, I've been to Saskatchewan. I had it in the motherland.

[Si]

Who's got the best poutine? Beth. I'm just curious.

[Martin]

Beth doesn't have microphone. Fully interviewer.

[Si]

Like, I'm just curious.

[Martin]

Like, Beth's coming over to Hunter's microphone.

[Si]

Cheese, potatoes and gravy should be good.

[Martin]

You know where you know who has the best poutine? Sonic. America's favorite drive in.

[Si]

But they.

[Martin]

You get one of them white gravies and some french fries and.

[Phil]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Si]

Wait. What?

[Phil]

Quebec. Quebec is the place to have poutine. That's where they invented it. And you have. It's gotta be the good beef gravy with the good cheese curds, and it's gotta be just perfect. And then.

[Si]

Oh, it's cheese curds. I thought there was potato involved.

[Phil]

I mean, the fries.

[Si]

Oh, okay. It's.

[Phil]

Yeah, it's. There's an art to it.

[Si]

Well, you would think Wisconsin would be good at that if it involves good cheese curd. Hmm.

[Phil]

We probably. Wisconsin cheese curds are used. Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, look, they stealing and they getting their potatoes from Idaho.

[Jase]

Okay, Pei.

[Phil]

Potatoes, Potatoes.

[Si]

What do they make up there now? I'm kidding.

[Martin]

Nothing. It's too cold.

[Si]

Oh, I kid. I kidding.

[Martin]

Boxing Day, apparently, is the day after Christmas. Whenever they give stuff away.

[Si]

Oh, that's. What. So not like actual boxing? Not like.

[Martin]

No, no. You're not fighting.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Si]

Because I didn't know any famous Canadian boxers, so I thought that was weird.

[Martin]

I mean.

[Si]

No, I mean, I really. I thought that was. I thought it was strange that you have a Boxing Day and that I. Now, if you had a hockey day, like, I totally get it. Right? Like. But so when I heard boxing, I'm thinking what it is, is, hey, they.

[Willie]

Give all the gifts they got last year away this year.

[Jase]

Yeah, that's a regift.

[Willie]

After. Yeah, after Boxing Day.

[Si]

I don't think that's it.

[Phil]

I think it's a wartime thing. Everyone would box up their leftovers of Christmas dinner and they'd leave it out for the soldiers veterans. And it was like, I think that's one of the stories of Boxing Day.

[Willie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Si]

And so maybe. Oh, maybe then the Mounties could ride up and have a free lunch. That's cool. Hey, I will say they do have that, right. They're off their. Police officers ride horses. That's tight.

[Martin]

That's because cars don't work in the snow.

[Si]

Yeah, but I mean, like, to be called a mount, that's kind of cool.

[Jase]

Mountie.

[Si]

That's. That's cool.

[Martin]

Like, I'm taking random pop shots at Canada.

[Si]

That's one thing they got right, man. That's a cool. That's a cool deal. I'm with y'all on the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I think they're tight.

[Martin]

A Royal Canadian. What do you say? Hey, you salute them? What do you do?

[Si]

I don't know. Shake their hand.

[Willie]

You don't mess with them.

[Si]

Don't. Don't touch their horse.

[Willie]

That's one thing.

[Martin]

I ain't touching nobody's horse.

[Willie]

One thing you don't do. You don't mess with them.

[Si]

And he better not get nothing on that red jacket. I would imagine. I imagine they take it pretty seriously.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Si]

Speaking of whores, I hope we have some Canadian voicemails, Hunter. Do we? Maybe we'll get some after this. Maybe send us a Canadian voicemail of your favorite poutine recipe. Maybe we should make poutine.

[Martin]

I'm telling you, you just go to Sonic, you order fries, gravy and cheese, and throw it all together.

[Phil]

Absolutely not.

[Martin]

That's all three.

[Jase]

You got it.

[Willie]

That is poutine.

[Jase]

There you go.

[Si]

Some assembly required.

[Phil]

That is blasphemy.

[Martin]

I do have an email, by the way, from Grant in Cleveland, Tennessee.

[Si]

That's not Canada. Does he do poutine?

[Martin]

He has no idea what poutine is. But his. His only thing he wants. He needs to. He wants Beth to be turned loose on. He needs Beth to have a microphone to correct us.

[Si]

I've been trying to get Beth to sit in one of these chairs since we started. She refused.

[Martin]

He said Hunter's cool and all, but you get a feeling he's not a huge fan of Hawking. Hunter's just a nervous child.

[Si]

That's fine.

[Willie]

They're staying. Turn the Canadian loose.

[Martin]

Canadian accent run wild on the.

[Si]

She doesn't really have a Canadian accent, though.

[Jase]

Beth, come sit Down.

[Willie]

Take that girl and turn her loose.

[Si]

But I got a question. Because what they don't know, we also have Britney in here who works, but she's Canada adjacent.

[Martin]

That's more Canadian than I'll ever be.

[Si]

She touches Canada. So they're both down here sweating in Louisiana, miserable, and they're like, how do y'all live in this hell?

[Martin]

And then we got hunter from the 71292.

[Si]

Yeah. And then we got somebody from seven minutes down the street. That's cool. However, the farm boy, I. Britney. Do y'all have poutine in Maine or do y'all just eat lobster? Yeah, but they borrowed, so do y'all have, like. I'm getting really. Hey, Brittany, I'm adventurous here. Do y'all have, like, lobster poutine?

[Willie]

You can do lobster poutine.

[Si]

Oh, and I see. I'm interested in that. Put a giant crawfish on top of some gravy and taters and cheese. I'm interested. Now. The key is quality curds. Quality curds. It's all about the curds. It's all about the curds. Potatoes. No big deal.

[Willie]

Well, we have lots of potatoes in.

[Si]

Maine, so I'm a little biased. As a guy from the south, this whole lot. I just never figured y'all to know how to make gravy. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm not trying to judge, but, like, that's just not what you think about.

[Martin]

Let's make our own poutine. Ready? We'll go get the best French fries in town. What's that? Wing stop.

[Si]

Oh, boy, those are good.

[Martin]

And then we'll head over to Sonic and get some of that white gravy. And then we'll stop by Johnny's Pizza and get some of that cheese.

[Si]

Oh, the nacho.

[Jase]

Yeah, nacho cheese.

[Martin]

Poutine.

[Si]

Poutine.

[Martin]

They're literally having a heart attack over here over my poutine.

[Willie]

Poutine.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Martin]

That's called redneck poutine.

[Jase]

Aging.

[Si]

I just hate kfc. Try to steal it from y'all and put corn on it. That's wild.

[Martin]

KFC is just the worst of all the chicken. We do have to give people the phone number.

[Si]

Yeah, let's do voicemail. Yeah.

[Martin]

318-215-6559. That's our voicemail number. Call, tell us where you're from at the end so we can guess.

[Si]

Y'all make gravy. Like, we do, though. He's like flour and grease and.

[Martin]

Okay, Hunter, hit us with a voicemail.

[Willie]

Hey, this is Tyler from no Clue.

[Jase]

Hey, Tyler.

[Si]

Tyler. Missouri.

[Martin]

Hey. This. I mean, I don't know, kind of nasally. West Virginia.

[Jase]

Texas?

[Willie]

Carolina.

[Si]

Carolina.

[Willie]

North or South? Hey, this is Tyler from Ohio. No wonder.

[Si]

Martin.

[Jase]

Oh, I was watching Duck Dynasty last night. I think it was season four.

[Si]

Martin, what was going through your head when Missy and Corey was picking out.

[Jase]

An outfit for you on that date?

[Willie]

Thanks.

[Si]

Would y'all please get out of my house?

[Jase]

Like you didn't like them being in your house?

[Si]

I don't like bringing work home.

[Martin]

Like separation, baby.

[Si]

Yeah. I'm a big believer in separation of church and state. Like, I got. You know, I need a fortress of solitude.

[Martin]

Martin doesn't live in the same neighborhood as the rest of us.

[Si]

No, no. Nor could I. I'm much more likely to be size neighbor than Yalls.

[Willie]

I just say that we're gonna have fun.

[Si]

No, but, yeah, that's kind of the deal. Like, well, y'all. Just because I'm a. You may not know it because my whole life's been put out in front of this camera, but I'm very much an introvert, so. J.

[Martin]

Stone and him.

[Si]

Yeah. When you start getting into my places that, like, are my relaxed zones, I don't like it. I don't. I don't dig it. I don't. It ain't.

[Martin]

I've only been in Martin's garage.

[Si]

There you go. See? He ain't ever even been in my house. Look at her.

[Willie]

That's so weird.

[Martin]

It's not true.

[Si]

Huh?

[Willie]

I don't even know where you live.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Hey, when we go. No, no, you don't got it. You love it. I love it. Because, hey, when you say, okay, we're going hunting, we made it to Duck.

[Si]

Commander was in the middle of both of us.

[Willie]

And no, no. Cause, hey, that's a good thing.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

We spent. We spent five years together all the time.

[Si]

Yeah. I just assume. And I. That's what's been. That's probably been like, the weirdest transition with kids for me. Cause, like, I go home sitting at dark, right? Like I talked. Nobody. Like, I can just chill.

[Jase]

Like, not anymore.

[Si]

Yeah. When I go home now, it's.

[Willie]

It's.

[Si]

It's.

[Willie]

Yeah, you ain't. The children is out now.

[Si]

It's balls to the wall for the next three hours. They're awake like it is full bore. I was.

[Willie]

You know, your chilling days are out.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Jase]

Oh, yeah. You'll get it. You'll get them again when you turn about 60.

[Si]

Now, as soon as they go to bed, I'm like, I turn them lights off.

[Willie]

Oh, no, no. What?

[Si]

This house is way too bright. Lights off.

[Willie]

Here's what you got to look forward to, though. Once they get grown and married.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Then they bring the grandkids over.

[Si]

Yeah. But you get to give.

[Willie]

And when you're sick of them, you say, hey, come get these terrible kids and get them out of here.

[Si]

Yeah.

[Willie]

You get after you just gave them everything you can give them.

[Si]

So there you go, Tyler.

[Willie]

Grandpa gave me that.

[Si]

We're tearing down the fourth wall of who I am. So there you go, Tyler. I'm.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Hospitable. It's not on his list of strength.

[Si]

No. I would love to come to your house and cook and do everything. Well, I'm the best guest ever, Right.

[Martin]

It cleans up.

[Si]

I arrive on time, Leaves help clean up. And you don't ever have to wonder when he's leaving because I'm gone.

[Willie]

He's not going to hang around.

[Si]

And being I'm not the guy to sit on your porch to 1am with you, like I'm not. You ain't got to worry about that guy. Just hanging out, hanging around. I will show myself the door. I may not even say bye.

[Martin]

True.

[Si]

Like, I may text you Robertson. I may text you when I get home. Say, man, really enjoyed tonight. And where'd Martin go? Yeah.

[Willie]

Thank you for the wonderful time.

[Si]

Yeah. So.

[Martin]

Yeah, give us another one, Hunter. I'm getting this guy, right?

[Willie]

Or girl.

[Si]

Hey, y'all, this is Roger, and I'm from Alabama.

[Willie]

Because you want to guess where I'm from?

[Martin]

Oh. Oh. He actually listened to the instructions.

[Si]

I'm. Hi, y'all. I'm Roger and I'm from.

[Martin]

Is. He is below East Alabama.

[Jase]

Alabama.

[Martin]

That's a good.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Si]

I'm going with Texas.

[Willie]

Oh.

[Martin]

I'm gonna go with Southern Mississippi. Georgia.

[Si]

No, no, that ain't South Georgia.

[Martin]

Yeah, it is.

[Jase]

That's Alabama Watch.

[Si]

I know them.

[Willie]

We fixed. Find out.

[Si]

Yeah, let's do it. All right.

[Willie]

I'm from Kentucky.

[Si]

Yes.

[Martin]

This game is hard, Ty.

[Si]

You should have nailed that. Y'all were just in Kentucky.

[Martin]

Hey, he's a transplant for sure.

[Willie]

He's pretty good. He was. He was disguising his voice. Hey, get checking on us, boys.

[Si]

We're over life just out Louisville.

[Willie]

Heard y'all say Louisville.

[Si]

I've heard people say Louisville.

[Willie]

It's Louisville.

[Si]

I don't care what anybody says.

[Willie]

It's low.

[Martin]

What you gotta say about it?

[Si]

Big Little Debbie fans. I am, too. But I gotta know.

[Martin]

You do sound like the hostess Thing.

[Si]

I think they're the greatest thing ever. I think they're even better than the Little Debbie Christmas tree cake. You know, the Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie. I want to hear what y'all have.

[Willie]

To say about that.

[Martin]

I will tell you.

[Willie]

God bless you.

[Martin]

Exactly.

[Si]

Ain't the Zinger like their copy of a Twinkie? So, like, it's like chocolate? Oh, is that what it is? I don't even know what a Zinger is. If that tells you where I rank on Mayor Chief, I've had him a.

[Jase]

Time or two myself.

[Si]

Have you? Where do you rank it?

[Jase]

Not very high.

[Si]

Yeah. Okay.

[Martin]

All I gotta say about forgettable is Romans 14:12 says we're all gonna have to give account of what we've said here on this earth. And you're gonna answer my friend for saying those are on Little Debbie status. A Hostess Zinger. Lovel A Hostess Zinger is like the bottom of the.

[Si]

Which one? It put the picture of it up.

[Martin]

Look at it.

[Jase]

Yeah, it ain't much.

[Willie]

Yeah, that ain't much. No, you know, they ain't much.

[Jase]

Nope, man. Ain't much.

[Si]

That and he said they're on Walmart.com.

[Martin]

With a three and a half star review. Now you're not even given a four star snack and you're saying it's above a.

[Si]

All right, well, since we're going to break this out, you got to look up Little Debbie and see where they rank. Because there's a real chance that most people just don't have a strong taste for things. Like, if you're.

[Martin]

If you're wondering. No, we're not. No Walmart. Screw Walmart. No, see, I'm out of here. See, that's not. Hey, whoever's reviewing things on Walmart, I'm looking right in the camera and saying, you're a bad person.

[Si]

Yeah, they got it wrong.

[Martin]

That's just not even true. Also, I've lost everything that I had because I closed my computer in anger.

[Willie]

Hey, he missed it, man.

[Martin]

I had a lot of work on there from when I left earlier. The Little Debbie Christmas tree cake has 141 ratings on Walmart.com and it is only a 3.0 star.

[Willie]

A 3.0 star.

[Si]

Yeah. I mean, I don't like Little Debbies. There's that many people that can be wrong. That's fine.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Martin]

Oh, they're just mad because. Okay.

[Si]

They're out of stock or something. Good.

[Martin]

Yeah. Yeah. That they're charging too much. Like, it's expensive to get into heaven too. Okay. Count the cost.

[Willie]

It costs something.

[Si]

You got Hunter on that one. Big dog.

[Martin]

The seller only sent a box, not five. That was stated. There's five in a box. Carlos.

[Jase]

Carlos.

[Martin]

Lack of package.

[Si]

Does that mean, like, lack of a car?

[Martin]

Ups. His fault. I ordered three packages of these snack cakes. The packages were not properly packaged. The three packages were just tossed into a cardboard box and taped. UPS's fault. This sucks. These were $1.96 on Walmart. Now, without me asking, they're charging a lot more. Supply and demand, Brenda. I'm upset.

[Willie]

He's upset.

[Si]

When in the world have Christmas tree cakes ever been $1.96?

[Martin]

I don't know. I'm moving there.

[Si]

Yeah, no kidding. Ah, unbelievable, man. Anyways, well, unlike y'all do on Walmart and give poor ratings, why don't you be sure to rate our show with five stars, that way more of your friends can find us. You know, I'll. I'll put it out there. Rank us Raiders. Wherever you listen to podcasts, Apple, Spotify, all the things, however many more there.

[Martin]

Are, that's how you know you're good at this job. I mean, what a transition. We didn't plan that.

[Si]

I mean, I'm just saying, like, just because, look, we don't disguise our packaging.

[Martin]

Unless your name is Brenda.

[Si]

You know what you're gonna get out of us?

[Martin]

You're out.

[Si]

And, you know, so just, yeah, hit us with them five stars. That way, you know, we. We do our job. You do it, and we thank you. We're almost at 400 now, so we appreciate y'all support. We want to keep doing this stuff.

[Martin]

What was that guy from Kentucky's name?

[Si]

Roger. Roger. Roger.

[Jase]

Roger that. Roger.

[Si]

Roger, Roger. You know what makes the world go round?

[Martin]

You know what? You're right.

[Si]

Difference of opinion. Roger that, folks. You love zingers. I can't say I've ever had one. So there you go.

[Willie]

Roc. Coca Cola and a Moon Pie.

[Jase]

RC Roc.

[Willie]

Yep.

[Si]

An RC Cola and a Moon.

[Willie]

Yeah, Banana flavor.

[Si]

Oh, wow. Banana.

[Willie]

Banana. Moon Pie, baby. Top notch.

[Si]

Well, send us out of here. You already hit Roman 12:36 I.

[Martin]

But I tell you that everyone will have to give an account on the Day of Judgment for every empty word they have spoken.

[Si]

There you go.

[Martin]

Luckily, zingers aren't that important.

[Si]

Yeah, I don't think they're going to be up there. But, yeah, Christmas will be. But, oh, yeah. Well, first, if you die and wake.

[Martin]

Up and there's Hostess Zingers, you.

[Si]

You in the wrong place. Big Dog Panic. They go, they go melt. No, I'm kidding. All right, we'll see y'all next time.

[Willie]

Right here, we're gonna see a lot of Christmas trees.

[Martin]

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