Willie Robertson’s Reaction When Jacob Asked to Marry Bella

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast – Episode Summary

Podcast: Duck Call Room
Episode: Willie Robertson’s Reaction When Jacob Asked to Marry Bella
Air Date: January 13, 2026
Hosts/Guests: Justin Martin, John-David Owen (Johnny D), John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo
Main Theme: Brotherhood banter, outdoor life, and behind-the-scenes family moments—including the long-awaited story of Jacob Mayo asking Willie Robertson for Bella’s hand in marriage.

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Episode Overview

This episode features the usual Duck Call Room crew (minus Uncle Si, who’s enjoying some much-deserved time off) catching up on life, duck hunting, quirky personal stories, and lots of friendly ribbing. The highlight comes when Jacob Mayo details the story of asking Willie Robertson for permission to marry Bella—a moment full of nerves, humor, and Duck Commander family values.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Uncle Si’s Absence and Well-Being

• Uncle Si is off for this episode, with Martin and the others ensuring listeners he’s just fine and getting needed rest.

  “We’re doing a little more conscious effort this year to give the old man a little time off…We want to keep him fine as long as we can.” — Martin [00:37]

• Classic banter about Si's actual age and his morning habits (“watching Gunsmoke” and napping).

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2. Duck Dogs, Hunts, and the Arkansas Trip

• The guys discuss Bella’s duck dog—its skills, quirks, and promise as an up-and-coming hunting dog.

• Tales from recent and upcoming hunting trips, including hunting near Des Arc, Arkansas, and the rigors of chasing ducks across the South.

  “I pretty much want to stay in any vehicle I start off in. I’m not trying to leave it, climb out.” — Martin on thrill-seeking and duck hunts [15:18]

• The dog’s mishaps and personality are woven throughout as a running joke and point of affection.

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3. Flying, Travel Fears, & Adventure Stories

• Johnny D confesses to swearing off commercial airline flights, sparking stories about flight turbulence, cracked windshields, and the eternal “wake me up, or let me sleep if the plane’s going down?” debate.

  “I can’t wait to be on the ground again.” — Johnny D [08:22]

• The discussion morphs into jumping (or NOT jumping) out of planes, bungee jumping, and “would you rather…” scenarios about risk-taking (spoiler: most of the group would rather stick with four wheels).

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4. The Jacob & Bella Story: Asking Willie for Her Hand

[17:46-20:07] Main Segment

• Jacob Mayo opens up about the nerve-wracking experience of formally asking Willie and Korie Robertson for permission to marry their daughter, Bella.
  • He sat down in their den to make the request, promising to care for and provide for Bella.
  • Despite nerves, he felt respected and appreciated:

    “I was also comfortable because I knew they respected me.” — Jacob Mayo [18:48]

  • If Willie and Korie had disapproved, Jacob jokes, “I was still gonna do it anyways,” mirroring Willie’s own marriage story [19:14].
  • A heartfelt but practical family moment—Korie teared up, and Willie told him to "man up."

    “He spit on the ground. Took another drag off [his] cigarette. Told me to man up.” — Jacob (relating Willie’s reaction) [19:55]

• The guys reflect on wedding planning and the wisdom of “stay out of the way, show up on time, and let her decide.”

  “For all the young men listening, that’s the smartest thing Jacob’s ever said.” — Johnny D [18:00]

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5. Married Life & Integrating Hobbies

• Jacob shares how married life to Bella revolves around duck hunting and working at General Vintage.
• Bella’s growing willingness to join in hunting now that she’s adapted to “hating mornings, hating cold weather”:

  “She said, if you can’t beat them, join them. So we’ve been deer hunting for, I guess, three days.” — Jacob Mayo [20:24]

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6. Vintage Stores, Fashion, and “Husky” Jeans Trauma

• Laughter erupts over the “Husky” jeans section memories—shopping woes for larger kids and the shifting standards of clothing sizes over the years.

  “That was the saddest walk ever…go to get new jeans for school…Mom’s like, ‘Husky.’” — Jacob Mayo [28:20]

• Jacob’s vintage store buying and sizing practices are discussed, highlighting the popularity of vintage fashion and physical changes over generations.

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7. Breakdancing Revealed: Phillip’s Secret Past

[46:53-52:08] Enter the Siberian Breakers

• Phillip McMillan confesses that he was in a breakdancing crew in junior high: the Siberian Breakers.
• The crew performed at the Monroe Civic Center, even serving as intermission entertainment during pageants.

  “You talk about a back end that be eating—they hungry.” — Phillip, joking about sumo and breakdancing [29:43]

• The group tries (unsuccessfully) to find video evidence, resulting in nostalgic talk about 1980s Louisiana and local beauty pageants.

  “Find out, he’s going down. Scientific evidence.” — On getting Phillip to join the step tracker group and tracking sleep [45:32]

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8. Gadgets & Sleep Tracking Obsession

• The crew compares their new fitness trackers and smartwatches, sleep scores, and the weird competitive drive these bring out (“if there’s a bar, I have to fill it!”).
• Fun rivalry about step counts, activity challenges, and the physiological mysteries revealed by smart devices.

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9. “Would You Rather”: Hygiene & Survival

• In classic Duck Call Room fashion, philosophical debates arise: which is worse—drinking from a mug once used for urine, or one that’s moldy? The consensus is neither…but much laughter ensues.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “He works very hard for an 81-year-old retired man.” — Johnny D joking about Si [00:48]
• “I walk in the door today…this dog comes unglued on me.” — Johnny D [03:00]
• “I would not literally get all new friends [if they wanted to skydive].” — Johnny D [10:47]
• “[On the wedding] I did nothing except got my suit and showed up.” — Jacob Mayo [17:54]
• “Did you ask Willie first…? What was that like?” — Johnny D [18:41]
• “Sat down with Willie and Korie in his den and just asked…told him I’d do anything to provide for her…asked if they agreed…and if they said no, I was still gonna do it anyways.” — Jacob [19:14]
• “He spit on the ground. Took another drag off Saga. Told me to man up.” — Jacob [19:55]
• “That was the saddest walk ever…Mom’s like, ‘Husky.’” — Jacob on buying jeans as a kid [28:20]
• “Anybody else follow you?” — Martin, after Johnny D admits to being the only dad who skated at a birthday party [45:54]
• “Y’all were a break dance team?...Did you get paid?” — Martin, uncovering Phillip’s dance past [51:32]

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Memorable, Lighthearted Moments

• The search for 1980s breakdancing footage derails into an exploration of local commercials, swimsuit modesty, and grandma’s habit of using a Sharpie to censor photos she thought were immodest. [50:01]
• Ongoing jokes about Duck Commander-mug hygiene disasters, which segue into underwear talk and “rear ends that stay hungry.” [26:06 – 29:07]
• Playful challenges about who can rack up more steps and calories burned during duck season, and recurring jabs at the effort to “get Si to wear a sleep tracker.”

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Key Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Approx. Time | | -------------------------------------------------------- |:---------------------:| | Uncle Si check-in, duck dog talk, hunting trips | 00:37 – 04:10 | | Flying/travel stories, “would you jump out of a plane?” | 06:03 – 13:23 | | Jacob asking Willie to marry Bella—main story! | 17:46 – 20:07 | | Married life, integrating hobbies | 20:07 – 21:10 | | Husky jeans/childhood sizing woes | 28:10 – 29:32 | | Breakdancing history, searching for clues | 46:53 – 52:08 | | Fitness/sleep tracking rivalry | 32:10 – 43:10 |

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Tone & Takeaways

Friendly, self-deprecating, and full of storytelling energy, this episode showcases what longtime fans love about Duck Call Room: unscripted family dynamics, honesty about the highs and lows of rural Louisiana life, and a deep sense of brotherhood. The standout segment—the story of Jacob Mayo respectfully asking for Bella’s hand—offers a rare, sincere window into the traditions and values anchoring the Duck Commander family.

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For listeners:
You don’t need to be up-to-date on Duck Commander or Duck Dynasty to enjoy this episode—just dive in for laughs, unconventional wisdom, and a heartwarming look at everyday southern family life.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

I was worried we'd bring back the same team.

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[C]

All right.

[B]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. You'll notice that Uncle Si is not with us today. We're gonna. We're doing a little more conscious effort this year to give the old man a little time off.

[A]

He's. He works very hard for a 81 year old retired man.

[D]

He does. And I call him and he's not 81.

[B]

He'll be 78 in April. Is that right, Phillip? 78. 78.

[D]

And guess what he was doing when I called him this morning?

[B]

Sleeping.

[D]

That's a good answer.

[C]

Combing his hair.

[A]

He wouldn't have answered. He was sleeping.

[D]

Nah.

[B]

Well, Christine generally answers.

[A]

Was he watching? Gun smoke.

[D]

Gun smoke.

[B]

Matt Dillon.

[D]

That's what he was doing. He said hold on here. Matt Dillon. Finn's a pistol. Whoops. I'm like good. Good grief. I said sigh. You've seen it a thousand times. Turn that thing down. No. Hey, I'll talk to you later.

[B]

Call me back when this is done. Yeah.

[D]

You had an exciting show. I was watching.

[A]

I never remember how old size. When people ask me.

[B]

By the way, it's 78.

[C]

It could be a lot of different ages.

[D]

Well, you got that in common with Sigh.

[A]

I just Wikipedia side and see when his birthday is.

[C]

And you see that fly?

[B]

There's a big dummy fly. It is January.

[D]

Seen him in here yesterday.

[C]

That's reflexes from this morning.

[B]

I mean that is a big while this morning. Wouldn't do nothing. Kill a mosquito.

[D]

Hey, he may have followed one of y'. All. I heard there was a smell and yalls blind.

[B]

We weren't in a blind.

[A]

But did you get invited?

[C]

Philip?

[B]

Negative.

[A]

Me neither. It's all right. We're just.

[B]

Well, I know you had work.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

What about.

[B]

I like to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're working.

[D]

Okay, thanks.

[B]

Since you recorded with us yesterday, I figured you may have to go in the office today.

[D]

Xnay on office day.

[B]

Is the. As the ones no longer employed here. I guess none of. Technically none of nobody works here, right?

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah. Because Jacob's general manage. Yeah, There you go.

[A]

We're all just ambassadors.

[B]

Yeah, we are. We're contract labor.

[A]

So it's a beautiful thing.

[B]

It is.

[C]

10.99 straight 1099.

[B]

That's when you grandfathered in. That's a good thing. No, the. Yeah. So we're gonna give psy a little more time off going throughout this year. So nothing's wrong with him. He's fine. But we want to keep him fine as long as we possibly can.

[D]

He's getting excited. He's got a big hunt coming up and.

[B]

Or you all go and hunt.

[D]

This is an Arkansas trip, so, you know, I don't go duck hunting all the time, so I gotta go see.

[A]

Johnny D. Great business to be in.

[B]

I said dog licking on you out of this dog.

[A]

I walked in the door today and didn't know who was even gonna be here. And this dog comes unglued on me.

[D]

Look.

[A]

Starts growling. It wasn't even barking at me.

[D]

And this is Bella's dog.

[A]

Yeah, sure, she was growling.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

No, no. It's hard. All. Yeah, I got. It's my dog dog.

[A]

And now she's just sniffing around me.

[B]

He's just trying to find another duck man.

[A]

Martin. Good dog.

[B]

She is a good dog for hunting purpose. She is. She is. What is the word I'm looking for?

[D]

Dedicated.

[B]

She's a. No, she's a puppy. How old is she?

[C]

She's two years old.

[B]

Years old. So still very much a puppy in the hunting dog world, but I would say she's advanced intermediate for. For hunting dogs. She gets it. She. She watches. She does a great job. She's beautiful. She's little, which is always a big bonus. But she's only had experience, so, you know, she'll get there. She's got all the tools to be a great dog. I will say that. She has all the. All the things to be a great duck dog.

[A]

She's warmed up to me, clearly.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And me.

[A]

It started off poorly.

[B]

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I finally noticed. She noticed when that little gun went off. She paid attention.

[D]

Oh, I guess you were shooting the little guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There we go.

[B]

She finally like. Yeah, let me go see what he's about.

[D]

When Jacob shot.

[B]

Yeah, Jacob did good. Now. Jacob did good.

[C]

Our.

[B]

Our other cohorts struggled a little bit this morning.

[A]

Who were you with?

[B]

John, Luke and Clay.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

One of those makes sense.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, Clay's got a medical issue going on, so.

[C]

Did y' all have.

[D]

Vicks Vapor and Mando and Mando in the blind with y'? All?

[B]

Oh, y' all leave that boy alone.

[A]

You started it.

[B]

I didn't say his name. Phillip did.

[D]

I didn't say described him.

[C]

Her backpack looks like it's got some stench. What's that, your ID or old.

[B]

Please tell me that's.

[D]

At least let me hold that.

[A]

No, it says Janice Owen on it. Says 9108 on it. I didn't know.

[D]

Give me the 16 number.

[C]

So what's the CVC on that thing?

[B]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

That's all you know that three digits?

[A]

I'm about to buy something.

[D]

Hey, let me see your passport picture. Let me get in some of that bag.

[A]

No, my backpack is a treasure trove of goods.

[C]

You just carry this backpack around every day.

[A]

You always gotta have a backpack on.

[C]

No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a backpack, but like with your password in there every day.

[A]

Yeah. What if I lose my wallet?

[B]

Backpack. Backpack.

[C]

What are you gonna do with a password other than go through the airport?

[A]

You can prove it's you. What if they got idea, not what.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. Are you looking to get.

[A]

What if a plane crashes on top of me and they're like, who was it? Oh, here's his passport.

[C]

I wonder what the odds are that.

[A]

Pretty low. I've looked into it.

[B]

Johnny D was always the guy. Fearful of midair collisions. And then when one happened, it was.

[A]

Hadn't been on a plane since.

[C]

What? Which. Which one is this?

[B]

The one in D.C. wasn't it somewhere?

[A]

Plane hit another plane.

[C]

That's many years. How many years ago? Or is this this year? Not this year?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I ain't getting on a plane, though.

[C]

No plane?

[A]

Like y' all wanted to go to Disney World. It's like as long as you can strap in for 12 hours.

[D]

We're driving, man, that's tough. Not blind.

[C]

You sound like a perfect client for Mayo Tours. There you go.

[B]

Sound like a guy who needs a bus.

[C]

You need a bus?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Oh, they're done reproducing. You may want to hit up John Luke, though.

[A]

My whole family was always going to fit in the suv.

[C]

Good call.

[A]

Top notch.

[C]

Hey, they got. They got vans, like sprinter vans.

[B]

Sprinter van.

[A]

I've always wanted one of those. Like a four wheel drive vans.

[C]

Oh, yeah, they're Cool.

[D]

Got a bathroom and drive and sleep in and.

[B]

Really?

[A]

You ever seen one of them?

[B]

I have. You just. It stuns me that you would want that.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Why give us your reasoning?

[B]

Because it doesn't seem like it would have a big enough bed.

[C]

You want to travel the world in that?

[A]

No, I don't want to travel the world.

[C]

All 50 states.

[A]

I used to travel. Where would you park? And now I am big.

[B]

Where would you go? Just out of curiosity? You had a four wheel drive overland.

[A]

Van, if I'm being honest.

[B]

Where are you going?

[C]

You go to Jimmy Davis State park now?

[A]

I wouldn't even go that far. If I went that far, I'd go around the corner and go to go.

[B]

To his lake house.

[D]

Stay for free.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think I'd go anywhere is the thing.

[B]

You just want it? I just want it, Yeah.

[A]

I mean I do drive. I got gas about six weeks ago. So I'm in my car a lot. It needs to be a nice one.

[C]

Good one.

[A]

No, I just don't drive.

[B]

Yeah, you don't go nowhere.

[C]

You just honey hole back.

[B]

And unlike me who's about to get in my truck and drive four hours as soon as we're done here.

[A]

Why would anybody do that?

[B]

I gotta go duck hunting, man.

[C]

Dude, it's an obsession.

[B]

Gotta go duck hunting up in Des Arc, Arkansas. So yeah, that's where I'm headed as soon as we get done here as Arc.

[A]

Where's that? Is that north? South of Searcy?

[B]

Northeast of Stuttgart? Yeah, kind of.

[C]

Is it near Jonesboro?

[B]

South of Jonesboro? Probably an hour, hour and a half. Yeah, it's kind of up there in the middle of nothing. White River. The White river flows through there.

[C]

That's always good.

[D]

I'm still stuck on Johnny D doesn't fly. I didn't even know that.

[C]

How many times do you think you logged hours flying with Willie? That's my question.

[B]

Oh, well, he got all the statuses you could ever want.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. How would you turn your back on something after like repeatedly trying it? Let's just say a thousand times?

[A]

Well, I didn't. I never liked it.

[C]

So you were just scared for your life every time?

[A]

No, and scared for my life. But I was like, boy, I can't wait to be on the ground again.

[C]

Do you have any funny turbulent stories?

[D]

I've got a story that where I shouldn't again. Well, the pilot told me we were going down.

[C]

Really? Yeah.

[D]

And the windshield cracked and I woke up to tell him yeah.

[A]

Why would you wake him up?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Let him go in peace.

[D]

Well, I didn't know. I thought we were going to survive it, you know, and we did.

[A]

Y' all made him pee his pants.

[C]

What did he say when you woke him up?

[D]

He said, what's wrong with that windshield? I said, well, it's not there anymore that it's cracked. I said, and the secondary windshield is still holding up, and we're going to try to drop below 10,000ft. We may pass out if it bust open, but then we'll come back. Below 10,000ft will be consciousness. And he was like, you woke me up to tell me that?

[A]

Yeah, I'm on side. Side on that one.

[B]

Philip, let's assume we're on an airplane together. And that happened. If I'm asleep, don't wake you up. What about me? Let me go.

[C]

Wake me up.

[A]

Yeah, just let me go.

[C]

If we're going down. Like, if we're going down. Yeah.

[A]

Worst case scenario, I wake up. I'm like, whoa, this is better. Yeah, that or you haven't everlasted.

[C]

No. You wake up and you have three. Only three body parts. You know, you just.

[B]

Now, that would be a bad.

[C]

And then you're suffering.

[B]

You wake up and you're. You just come out of service.

[C]

We survived.

[B]

How did I end up here? Well, I tried to wake you up.

[A]

Who is that?

[B]

He told me not to wake you up.

[D]

I'm glad.

[A]

At least passport was on him so we know who he is.

[D]

Whose bag is it?

[B]

If you'd have been awake, we could have saved your leg.

[A]

This is not. I'm not the.

[D]

The one arm he's got left smells good. Yeah, he's got some kind of deodorant on it.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

I don't know how we got here, but I don't like it.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[A]

I don't like you.

[D]

And you're flying.

[A]

Would you ever jump out of a plane?

[B]

Nope.

[C]

Like, what do you mean? Just, like, God, skydiving.

[A]

What other types are there?

[C]

Well, there's many ways. Like, you're saying for, like, as a soldier or, like, for fun, like, I paid somebody to go skydiving or, like, either or also.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, also, I'm out. Thank you for your service.

[C]

I would go. I would go. Scott.

[D]

He would probably.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I think, Jack, like, if, like, if.

[C]

Friends were like, let's go skydiving. Sure. But, like, I'm not, like, going out of my way to go, if that makes sense. I wouldn't say no.

[A]

I would not literally get all New friends.

[C]

I'm not like bucket listing skydiving.

[A]

I guess I would be like you guys.

[C]

I've done 100 foot freefall before.

[A]

Find a new one. How's that possible?

[C]

I went to Branson, Missouri when I was like 14 or something. And like they had like the zip line.

[B]

You took a tour bus, didn't he?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Your dad drug you behind the bus.

[C]

But like there's zip lines there. You can go to like a zipline park and you like zip line.

[A]

And this one they just.

[C]

And at the end they said it was like their thing. You can do 100 foot free fall. So you have like the harness on you strap.

[A]

That's not a freefall.

[C]

That's what they call it.

[D]

There's a harness, but it sounds good.

[C]

So I mean, did you do it? Yeah.

[D]

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[B]

So bungee jumping in on that? Yeah.

[C]

You wouldn't bungee jump no. Oh, no.

[A]

I feel like I would jump off of something where I landed in a nice body of water.

[C]

How far though? Distance.

[A]

Any distance.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. That was good. That wouldn't hurt.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's say like 20ft.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That. That bridge over Darbonne, we used to jump off that thing. Did you jump off when it was low? Oh, my dad told. He told us all about it, that he did it in high school. And so we were like, we're doing it. Then we got in trouble by the police.

[B]

Yeah, they don't like that.

[C]

Would you jump?

[A]

I see them all the time. Remember that time you stopped me from jumping off that bridge?

[C]

Would you jump off the train tracks in Monroe? Like in Westmore Monroe?

[A]

Yeah, I would do that.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I'm not there per se, but I would do that.

[C]

Like that high. That's what.

[A]

Yeah, that high.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Now the river currents do bad. Don't do it.

[C]

Oh, heck no.

[A]

I'm not jump into the Ouacha river anymore. I've matured.

[C]

Good call.

[A]

It needs to be blue water now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

With that brown water.

[A]

Because I went to that G rodeo and saw the things lurking in it. I ain't getting that thing.

[C]

They'll touch you.

[A]

They'll eat you. I don't want to be eating.

[C]

What was the biggest gar?

[D]

They pull some big gar out of there.

[A]

£250.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

What they.

[C]

How'd they get it? They shoot it like with a jug?

[A]

No, that one they caught on rod and reel. I'm pretty sure they live scoped it.

[B]

Probably so.

[A]

And then I do think they ended up with a bow to its head.

[C]

That's what I was saying. Do they bow like, because, I mean, you have to.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What are you gonna do? You ain't gonna kill that thing. Breathe.

[C]

There pounds is crazy.

[A]

It was huge. Washed all river has dinosaurs lurking in it.

[D]

I mean, and we used to ski in that thing. That's scary.

[C]

I've skied in it recently.

[B]

People still do.

[D]

I mean, I'm just saying last year. I don't want to do it now.

[B]

Oh, that 200 pounder ain't gonna do nothing for you.

[C]

I'm just saying they're not coming out of your. Out of their way to get you.

[B]

Oh, but you don't want to collide with them.

[C]

No, no, that's a good call.

[B]

That would hurt.

[C]

That hurt more than a stunt.

[D]

You ain't kidding.

[B]

Break your gun.

[C]

I felt them.

[A]

Stump. You ran into a stump like on a boat.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Like hitting like purse. A duck boat.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

I'm saying it can hurt if you hit it the wrong way.

[A]

I don't want to hit anything. I don't want to jump out of no planes.

[C]

That's fair.

[A]

That dog scared me to death.

[B]

No, I pretty much want to. I pretty much want to stay in any vehicle I start off in. I'm not trying to leave it. Climb out.

[C]

I wouldn't say I'm like a thrill seeker or nothing like that.

[A]

And it needs to have four wheels.

[C]

Four wheels.

[B]

A minimum of three, three. If it's two, I'm out.

[C]

I'm out on all good on a two wheel. On a motorcycle. I've always crashed.

[D]

Yeah, I have to. I mean, I was good on it, but I did crash.

[B]

Well, you had a motorcycle, didn't you?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That doesn't.

[C]

The first time I ever rode a.

[A]

Dirt bike surprises me.

[C]

I ran into a tree.

[B]

That curly hair with a gold chain. He had never been.

[C]

I think it's been downhill.

[D]

Back in the day.

[A]

Back in back when you had that Jerry curl. You had a motorcycle, too.

[D]

I've had motorcycles.

[C]

Can we have a picture?

[A]

You should have been in Stranger.

[D]

I have shown. I have shown some pictures back.

[B]

He's probably who that cat that got ate by the sp. What's his name?

[C]

Spider.

[D]

What?

[A]

I love when rednecks get into shows that we have no business being into the show because they say things like, remember that cat got ate by that spider?

[B]

That was.

[A]

And Hunter's over there, just died.

[B]

And Philip knows. I mean, Hunter knows his name.

[A]

You remember Hunter's like, it was the mind flayer.

[B]

Well, the spider was a mind flayer, but what was the cat's name? He's going to save everybody.

[A]

A lifeguard.

[B]

Philip.

[A]

Like season three, man.

[B]

Brother. No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, is that his brother or brother?

[A]

The problem with that stupid show is it took them 18 years to come out with four episodes. So.

[B]

Yeah. And then they did what they did.

[D]

But there's another one coming out, right?

[A]

Don't worry, everyone.

[B]

Is there another one coming?

[A]

Nobody knows.

[B]

Hunter, do you know. How do you feel? Is there one being released in tomorrow? Yeah, I hope so. Any closure? Yeah.

[C]

What shows?

[A]

Turns out Strangers.

[C]

Straight Stranger Things.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. We can't go there. He's like, oh, I do like girls.

[B]

Jacob, have you not watched Stranger Things?

[C]

Yeah, I don't watch a lot of tv.

[B]

Oh, man. That one's actually very entertaining.

[A]

What do the kids do these days?

[C]

I wouldn't say I'M a normal one.

[B]

Pickleball.

[C]

When, like, I go to work, he.

[A]

Doesn'T play as much pickleball anymore.

[C]

Nah, it's hunting season.

[D]

So what?

[B]

Pick it back up. February.

[D]

What's it like to be married to Sadie? I mean, I wouldn't know.

[B]

I mean. Bella.

[D]

I meant to say Bella, but go.

[A]

Ahead and give us your opinion on what it would be like to be married.

[C]

I don't want to find out.

[B]

I'm way more interested in the other side of that question.

[D]

Yeah, Christian's coming in here to get me. Yeah, no, you know, I meant to say Bella.

[C]

No, you're good.

[D]

How long y' all been married now?

[C]

Almost five, so four and a half years.

[A]

Four and a half. Big one.

[C]

It'll be five yalls.

[A]

Wedding was fun, by the way.

[C]

I had fun. I didn't even know what it was going to be like. I did nothing except got my suit and showed up.

[A]

For all the young men listening. That's the smartest thing Jacob's ever said.

[D]

Stay out of the way.

[A]

Just tell her it's your call. I'm in.

[C]

Hey, she's a girl. Her family's paying for it. What I gotta do, show up day up?

[A]

Just let them know what?

[C]

No, I'm just saying that's the.

[B]

Everybody's gonna park across the street and my parents will shuttle them. So we're good.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. That's what happened. That is what happened. Obviously everyone knows, like it just traditional women's pays for the wedding. So I just. Why would I make a decision?

[B]

I'm with you.

[C]

I don't matter to me.

[A]

The only question I asked about our wedding is what time do I need to be there?

[C]

Well, the first question I asked, will you marry me?

[A]

Well, that was a good question.

[D]

Did you ask Willie first before you. Oh, you did?

[A]

We never discussed that.

[D]

I don't know. I don't remember.

[A]

What was that like?

[C]

It was like. I mean, I feel like somewhat nervous, but I was also comfortable because I knew they respected me.

[B]

So did he call you?

[A]

But yeah, I was about to say he respected you so much, he's like, what's up, butt cut? Yeah, what you got on the plate?

[C]

And then I whipped out a ring.

[B]

He's like, Whoa.

[D]

He said, Mr. Butt Cut.

[C]

Then I slicked back my hair with some pomade and was like, all right. Let me tell you something, boy.

[B]

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

[C]

I said, let me tell you something. I gotta say something right now.

[A]

I don't want. Oh, that's funny.

[C]

No, I Sat down with Willie and Corey in. In his den and just asked him to marry her straight up. And told him I would do anything to provide for her and keep her safe, and here we are. And asked them if they agreed with that, and if they said no, I was still gonna do it anyways.

[D]

Hey, that's what Willie did, so.

[A]

Oh, that's funny.

[C]

But, no, it's a very. I mean, I was very respectful.

[A]

Pretty normal one.

[C]

Yeah. And they said.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So were there any tears? Me, just in general, I think.

[C]

Corey. Yeah.

[A]

Dang it. I was hoping he was gonna say Willie. He's softy at heart.

[C]

No, he is. But no, he told me, man up. You know what I mean?

[B]

He spit on the ground. Took another drag off Saga. Told me to man up.

[D]

You're next, buddy.

[A]

Off the Sagret.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Oh, that's funny.

[C]

Well, no, Mallory to Bella's good. I mean, I like. You're saying. She goes. She works here. I work at General Vintage, and then I duck hunt. That's really my life right now is just hanging out with her and duck hunting. What a life, you know?

[B]

Yeah. Loved it so much working. He got to take her hunting. They could spend time together.

[C]

Oh, yeah. She said, if you can't beat them, join them. So we've been deer hunting for, I guess, three days.

[B]

She's more of an afternoon stir.

[C]

Oh, yeah. But she said she likes. She came home from the beach the other day and said now that she likes cold weather. Okay, so we're going a good step in the right direction. Used to say, I hate morning. She's like, if you want to go hunting, hate mornings, hate cold weather. I was like, that's a perfect setup for any hunting scenario. Except like, turkey hunter, dove hunting.

[A]

I mean, I don't like either of those things either.

[C]

Yeah, well, you sound like an afternoon hunter.

[B]

One big dummy fly.

[D]

Oh, yeah, He's. He's huge. We got.

[B]

He's like throwing a shadow from the light.

[A]

We're gonna kill him.

[D]

I mean, he is over gigantic.

[A]

I mean, you just say the word, and I'm taking him down there.

[B]

He was right.

[A]

As soon as I get a good.

[D]

This thing is.

[B]

He's over my head.

[D]

Oh, there he is. He landed.

[A]

If I had a gun right now, I could kill him.

[D]

He landed on the light.

[A]

You would also be in danger, though.

[D]

He looks like there's two of them.

[A]

What?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Double double cross.

[D]

Hey, those are blow flies. Sudden let something die in here.

[A]

No, no. You know what? He did that coffee mug yesterday of hot Chocolate.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Which we gotta discuss.

[D]

Horrible.

[A]

It was the grossest. So I had hot chocolate in here a month ago.

[C]

Was it hot?

[A]

Two, three weeks ago, it was hot chocolate. Now it was pure mold. It was green. It was white. It was very thick.

[D]

And then the flower put it up.

[A]

To my face before we started and said, hey, you want some of this?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I started gagging.

[C]

I apologize for leaving that. I was super excited to get out.

[B]

Of here for Christmas. So then why were you so excited?

[C]

You like how he turned that on you?

[B]

Yeah. Hunter, we never recapped your Christmas. How was Christmas with a girlfriend?

[A]

I was amazing.

[B]

Was it? And what'd you get her?

[A]

Well, wonderful.

[C]

First gift. Never go when they start with, well.

[B]

The first gift was you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because that plane ticket was expensive.

[B]

Ow.

[A]

I got.

[B]

As somebody who has to travel. I get it. Yeah.

[C]

But I got this. This photo printer for her phone.

[B]

So it prints kind of like it.

[C]

Like a. Like a film. Like Polaroid type.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it connects to your phone. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's cool. That's good stuff.

[A]

Like, there's a Walgreens app for that.

[B]

I don't care. I use a website called My Picks, but whatever.

[A]

There's a lot of them now.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

Kids are into old stuff these days.

[B]

Vintage, you would say.

[A]

Some would say it.

[C]

I think it just. Everything has more meaning that way because everything is remade. Like, there's so many brands out there, you know, everything's not as unique anymore.

[B]

It's a new year, new you. And let's. It's time to get out of debt, y'.

[D]

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[B]

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Stressful.

[B]

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[A]

Anyway, back to the hot chocolate.

[C]

Yeah, back to it.

[A]

And Hunter. So I'm like, there's only one thing you do with this mug.

[B]

Throw it away.

[A]

Throw it away as far away as you can get it.

[B]

Especially since it's not your mug. Like, it's just.

[A]

So I get up, take the mug, go outside. Thought about a few truck beds. Said, no, that wouldn't be cool. I'm headed to the dumpster. And Hunter's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I was like, what? He's like, you. You don't throw away the mug. I said, look at it. You can't. Nothing safe from this ever again. He goes, we just put a little soap in it.

[C]

I like it. I like it. Hunter, you would have saved that. Did he say it?

[D]

It's saved?

[A]

No, it's in the dumpster.

[C]

You didn't even recycle it.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

It's a ro.

[B]

I grew up poor.

[A]

We're all about preserving things.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I grew up working for Duck Commander. And if you think that's the first mug I've ever thrown away, the people only saw the teacups.

[C]

If you think that's wasted, let me.

[B]

Tell you, Martin, that sure felt good throwing in mugs in it. Just the sound of them shattering. For all the ones that we shipped out, that would come back with a broken handle.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

If you're listening, you're like, you know what? My brand new, we need a coffee mug for people to drink out of. Call yeti, become a dealer, have them engrave your logo. Do not use a ceramic coffee cup. You will lose your rear end on returns and shipping. Just trust me.

[A]

Especially if you order a Whole truck.

[B]

A truckload. A literal, legitimate truckload.

[C]

Somebody ordered a truckload.

[A]

Remember the teacup episode?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That wasn't the only drinkware that.

[D]

That happened.

[C]

No. I thought we were talking about mugs, but. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, we are.

[A]

We are.

[B]

It had size face on it and said, hey.

[A]

And there was a red one that said happy, happy, happy.

[B]

Yeah, the red one never really took off black one, did I?

[A]

That one.

[B]

There you go. Black one did.

[A]

Okay, the red one did.

[C]

I stole this. I just brought it back.

[B]

Just let a little bit of mold grow into and then take it to Hunter's house. Like, there is a certain level of tarnish that I'm not coming back from. Like I say, I didn't want anybody.

[C]

To skid mark you come back.

[B]

I live with them.

[C]

Say, are you throwing the underwear away or are you using it again, like, washing it?

[A]

I didn't get any underwear for Christmas. Christmas, by the way. And I'm in a bind now.

[B]

I did.

[C]

Hey, I get pissed. I got Amazon.

[B]

What's your address?

[C]

What you want?

[B]

Brittany got back on that Tommy John.

[D]

Bag, so I got on the Tommy John bag.

[C]

Why is everybody on the Tommy John bag? I got some.

[B]

I can't wait to tommyjohn.com duck saved you 20. But Tommy John, holler at us again. Some new underwear, man.

[C]

Give us a holler.

[B]

I'm in.

[A]

I'm. I'm in a legitimate, like, bind. Scraping the.

[C]

What kind of underwear are you all wearing? Like I'm saying, you're wearing boxers, briefs, you know, tidy whiteies.

[B]

I'm a briefs guy. What I do?

[A]

Yeah, Straight briefs.

[B]

The boxer briefs.

[A]

Okay. You're showing all your legs like that. No, I don't even want to show my legs underneath my shorts.

[B]

Like, no, my rear end stay hungry. I can't wear them.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's why I had every pair of drawers I put on.

[C]

Anyway, that same reason is why I have body owner.

[B]

Because they eat your underwear.

[C]

Because my back end be eating.

[B]

Yeah. Hungry. That's us, boys. That's got them flat backs, you know?

[C]

I'm telling you, rear end get my thighs. My thighs have never breathed before in my life. I've been in husky since like 6.

[B]

Remember them old school wind pants? Yeah.

[A]

That you could rip off before basketball?

[B]

Yeah. But it was like. Sounded like I was about to start a forest fire wearing them thing. The way my thighs touched together. Umbrella. Yeah.

[A]

Umbro whistle britches. I had a pair of them.

[D]

But you were a stout boy, so nobody picked on you.

[B]

Oh, husky.

[D]

Husky I'm sorry. Husky.

[C]

Yeah, husky.

[A]

Get it right.

[D]

They're like, here comes the mom.

[C]

That was like the saddest walk ever. Like, go to get new jeans for school and it's like, oh, I might get some of these. My mom's like, husky.

[B]

The husky section. I love that side. There was never anybody over there.

[C]

I know.

[B]

They always had your size.

[A]

It was like that.

[C]

It was untapped. It was untapped. We were gatekeeping.

[B]

Yeah, man. You slide over there, get anything you wanted.

[C]

There's everything sold out over there.

[D]

Jacob, do you have a husky section now in your clothing store?

[C]

I got all sizes.

[A]

He's not going by sizes. He's just grabbing stuff, man.

[C]

No, I size it like when I curate it, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, there's.

[A]

He ain't or in like 1, 1, 2, 2, 1.

[C]

Right, right.

[B]

What's funny is to go back and look at how the sizes have changed over time.

[C]

Yeah, it is crazy. Like how they tailored fitting on sizes changed.

[B]

Just XL ain't always been XL as we know it. Yeah, it's crazy.

[C]

Yeah. Measurements change over time because the average person's bigger or smaller. However the brand tailors the for people.

[B]

It's crazy. Yeah, it is crazy. I picked up something that I should have been able to wear and I was like, nope, New chance.

[D]

You knew it.

[B]

I mean, people were smaller back then.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[B]

A 2x back then is not a 2x today.

[A]

Well, a 2x in Japan's. I mean, like medium here.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Don't ask me how.

[B]

And you're wearing one of them weird diapers. What if you're a 2x in Japan? Sumo guy, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Hey, you talk about.

[B]

Stick with me here.

[C]

You talk about a back end that be eating they hungry.

[B]

I'm telling you, I could do that one. That's the way. That's the way I feel when I go duck hunt when I get done.

[A]

Because you're wearing briefs.

[B]

Well, just because my. Because my rear end stay hungry and. And you can't adjust in waiters. Really.

[A]

That's a tidy whitey guy, isn't he?

[B]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. 100 yellow like that. Yellow in the front. They're yellow brown in the back.

[D]

I've had to stay with him in too many hotel rooms. Oh, yeah.

[B]

I've seen side next to naked. Hey, than I care to.

[D]

One of the times we went to the hospital and one of his procedures, you know, the nurse gave him the gown and he got all dressed and he left the slit down the front. I said. I said, sigh.

[B]

He wore that gown like a coat.

[D]

Turn that around. He's like, no, hey. I said, no, hey, turn it around. That's not right. He was like, no, hey, this is right. I can tie it right here. And he went walking to go find the nurse.

[A]

He left the room like that.

[C]

He said, merry Christmas.

[B]

Well, when you're. Sigh. You really need the access to be out the front. He's about to pee a lot so.

[D]

He could fill up some jugs.

[A]

Yeah, I've seen him do that on a plane. Yeah, that tea job tossed and there was not soap, Hunter. He threw it away. So what, you pee in something, you chunk it.

[B]

Hunter, what's worse, urine or mold? Probably urine.

[C]

I wouldn't.

[A]

So you're.

[C]

You're talking about for like, to clean it and use it again? Urine is worse probably, than mold. I would be on the other side, probably.

[D]

I. I'm not gonna.

[B]

I'm gonna chunk. Both of them?

[A]

Yeah, they're both going in my book.

[C]

So I'm saying, would you rather drink out of a cleaned mold cup or urine cup?

[D]

Do you. Do I have to choose one?

[A]

Yeah, I was going in the dumpster.

[C]

No, I'm saying that. But what would you choose if you had to? Let's say you're on an island and you find a mold cup or a urine cup and you clean it.

[A]

I'm on an island. I've made a mistake already.

[B]

I'm just saying my drink wears down your biggest concern.

[C]

Theoretical. Come on, now.

[A]

Once you're on an island, all the rules.

[B]

Once you're on an island, just wait a few days and a plastic water bottle. Go wash up from somewhere. You'll be all right.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

And that thing's clean and healthy for you. There might be a sea turtle that met its demise because of it.

[B]

Yeah, you may be saving people because of straws. You never know.

[D]

That's a. That's too tough to answer.

[A]

That's a tough one.

[B]

What? TT or mold? Yeah.

[A]

In your drinkware?

[B]

Neither. This don't drink.

[A]

Well, but you're on an island.

[C]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

There's. There's more.

[A]

The water. Salt water.

[B]

Ain't y' all ever seen Tom Hanks? Yeah.

[A]

How did he get water in that?

[B]

Oh, the leaf, coconuts and the leaves.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What's his name? What's the guy's name? The little thing he drew on Wilson. There you go.

[A]

I thought for some reason Dr. Spalding was his Dennis, who didn't wait long Enough, if you ask me. Moving on in.

[B]

Is it his fault or Helen Hut's? I don't really know.

[A]

I don't like either of them.

[B]

Felt dirty, didn't it?

[A]

It didn't feel right. We were waiting for the reunion.

[B]

Never happened.

[A]

Never happened.

[B]

And now.

[A]

But that chicky delivered the package too.

[D]

I mean, yeah, he was happy.

[B]

And now he's somewhere with 11, you know, three waterfalls and Hunter. All the stranger things references.

[C]

I was.

[B]

I was actually laughing because the dog would. Would.

[A]

Yeah, the dog keeps poking up. It's happened like 14.

[C]

She just got up.

[A]

Martin, did you figure your watch out yet? I can see it from here.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I spent a little time researching last week. We have severely cut down on the notifications.

[A]

Jaco, Martin got a new watch yesterday.

[D]

They have matching watches.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

He was.

[C]

Was that what you were talking about sleep score this morning?

[A]

What was Your sleep score?

[B]

61.

[A]

Oh, man. You got to do better.

[C]

So is that like I had non.

[B]

Restorative sleep for my five hours and 40 minutes that I was like, I. I am going to be interested to see my sleep score during duck season versus.

[A]

I got an 83.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Shorter than ideal, but restorative.

[C]

Bella has that ring. And she got the ring. Yeah, the aura ring.

[B]

Oh yeah. Brittany got one and she said her.

[C]

Sleep score is always 90 or.

[B]

Oh yeah, that girl can sleep. We need to. We need to slap one on side. Oh yeah, I'd love to know his sleep score.

[A]

How are we gonna get a wearable device on side?

[D]

Christine?

[A]

But he's gonna. It's either. Gotta go. He can put it.

[B]

Put it in his Vicks Vapor rub.

[A]

That's not. That's in just a different type of score that's gonna be ingested. Would Psy wear a bracelet?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, I think he'd wear it.

[C]

Doesn't wear any jewelry all the time. Is there a necklace?

[A]

You gotta wear it when you sleep.

[B]

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[A]

Look at you got. Look, Martin's in that duck hunt.

[B]

Wow. I always wondered. I did, like, because we rarely hunt during a duck blind. In a duck blind, especially this time of year. Like, it's always going after them. It's always. It is one of those deals you felt active but you never really knew. And then I got one of these things and now I know. So.

[C]

So what kind of watch is this?

[B]

This is a Garmin here.

[A]

Martin's in the club. I'm so excited.

[C]

I liked having an Apple watch.

[B]

I've already burned 2800 calories today, but.

[A]

You can eat whatever you want.

[B]

That.

[A]

That's a whole pizza.

[C]

You seem fired up about that.

[A]

I love it.

[D]

It's fired up.

[C]

You should start a Facebook group for Garmin watch users.

[B]

Apparently my resting heart rate is 61 beats per minute. Is that good?

[A]

Yeah, that's real good.

[C]

Yeah, 61. That's healthy.

[B]

Yeah, perfect.

[A]

Look at you.

[B]

Yeah. Healthy as a horse.

[C]

Look at healthy right there.

[A]

You didn't even have to go to the doctor.

[B]

Healthy as a horse.

[A]

And you know what time it is?

[B]

Oh, excuse me. My sleep score was 63.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

Quality fair, non restorative.

[A]

Yeah, you didn't get enough.

[C]

Yeah, you got to get that restorative.

[A]

It's real bossy about the sleep.

[C]

Yeah, it.

[B]

Well, it.

[A]

It chastised.

[C]

What level is.

[B]

Then I'll see you about February 5th.

[C]

Because I gotta know this stuff. You got all that.

[A]

I've never got. I've never slept enough to know that.

[C]

What's your highest score?

[A]

Actually, probably today at 83.

[C]

83.

[B]

You stay.

[C]

What's your average?

[B]

You stay up later than most, though.

[C]

Yeah. Don't you be playing the game.

[D]

No.

[A]

What? Leave me alone.

[C]

I knew it.

[A]

I got a 51 night.

[C]

Golly, no.

[A]

I don't know how to read this one. This one's.

[C]

I'll tell you, there'd be some.

[A]

I was a Fitbit guy back in the day. Oh, that was New Year's Eve. That shouldn't count or.

[B]

What for?

[A]

I only got a 51 because Carter made me stay up till midnight and then he woke me up at 6am because the boy doesn't sleep.

[C]

Oh, I wonder what a score would be for like three hours because I've done it like. Like this year. So I just wonder what the score would be now. Y' all got me wanting to get in on the score game.

[A]

It's a fun game. You can tell your steps.

[B]

I'm not going to tell you where, but Academy Sports and Outdoors has these.

[D]

Did you like your Apple Watch?

[C]

Yeah. I was saying I like it, but I didn't like that it had notifications for my phone. Like, I don't want to be always, like, looking.

[A]

That was. Martin got 42 notifications yesterday while we were.

[B]

17 of them were from Johnny D. Going alert, alert.

[C]

I like the health aspect. Like, I like where you can see your steps and stuff like that. I like that. And time, obviously. But I didn't like how Apple Watch. You can have your phone. Yeah.

[B]

And you can add the activity of hunting style.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Don't run that back. I still kept text messages for what.

[A]

I'm hunting, but I just sent him alert.

[B]

But I cut down on. I was getting weird. Like, I don't even get Amazon notifications on my phone. But somehow it was going to my watch.

[C]

Is that linked to your phone?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

So can you answer this and talk on it if you needed to?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Johnny D can, man. I cannot. There is a price difference.

[C]

I say his looks like it's a.

[D]

Little nicer over here.

[C]

That's like the 17 Pro Max and that's like the, you know, 10 or 6s. Yeah. I just mean digital wise, that thing got flat screen on it. And this one just looks like a normal watch.

[B]

This one is probably. But it does have gps, so it's probably a little bit better than a bit.

[D]

One's a Rolex.

[A]

Friends with all of our listeners and see who can get the most steps.

[C]

Yeah, y' all can. Y' all could start a group. Like a. What do they call it? Strava is the running app.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm talking about.

[A]

I will go at you people with some.

[C]

That would be fun.

[B]

So, yeah, we can have a duck call room. Garmin friends.

[C]

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Somebody just texted like, fix the dog.

[A]

Sorry, dog.

[B]

Garmin, holla.

[C]

Exit, like 6am, like 25, 000 steps already today. What are you gonna get?

[A]

I will get on my jump rope and see you guys later.

[C]

It'd be like two papa. When Chip was on like a 10, 000 steps a day kick, he would be walking around the living room like. Like 90 laps.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna get Johnny D's done. And I've watched him.

[A]

It's a family trait.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I can't stand. And maybe other people are like this. If you've got something, if there's a bar.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That is increasing with something. You. I've got to finish the bar.

[C]

Yeah, that's fair.

[A]

I can't live it with knowing that I didn't do it for some reason.

[B]

Mine has a goal of only like 8, 200 steps or something.

[A]

Something we got could be your average.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[A]

It actually just reads what you need to do and tells you.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I'm telling you, the doctors and the watch people and the GPs and the scientists all got together and did some crazy stuff.

[B]

Yeah. My favorite deal is like, it's got legal shooting time. Really? Like it tells you.

[A]

Legal, it calls it.

[B]

You can do it math easily. So like this, this morning, sunrise 7:10. So I know it's 6:40, but it's right there, right? It is.

[C]

You know how to do anything else?

[B]

Yeah, it is there. Like, I look down, I'm like, yeah, we're good. To go. And for a duck hunter, that's a big deal because when you change 2, 3, 4 miles, that's something because that's a minute.

[A]

Sunrise here was 7:11.

[B]

There's somebody from Garden Grove, California called me right now.

[C]

Shout out Garden Grove.

[B]

Apparently I answered it. Whoops. Apparently you can't answer it.

[C]

We're doing a call. We're doing call INS today.

[A]

You get a lot of new information when you get that.

[B]

Whoops, I hit the wrong button. So I still haven't figured out where all the buttons are.

[C]

Yeah, that's fair.

[B]

It's. No, I've. I've only had it a day and a half, so it's good.

[C]

Oh, it's that fresh.

[A]

He's in.

[B]

Yeah. Well, I. I'm a Casio G shock guy from way back, and G shocks were the thing. Still love them. I. I'm gonna send my other one back for warranty, I hope, but we'll see what happens. I don't. This is cool. I mean, this is. I don't. I didn't love sleeping in it. I gotta be.

[C]

That's. I'm.

[B]

I'm not. I'm used to just taking my watch and my ring off.

[A]

You sleep naked. You take your ring off.

[C]

I mean, that seemed like a very personal.

[A]

I'm just saying if you can sleep in monsters, you can sleep in a watch.

[B]

I mean, I have. I've slept naked.

[A]

I do.

[D]

Whoa.

[A]

I don't like it.

[C]

Really? I like it.

[A]

No. You wake up and you're. You. You feel naked because you are.

[B]

Yeah. I don't hate that.

[C]

I like it. Yeah.

[B]

But during hunting season, I probably shouldn't sleep neck. Because I never know where I'm spending the night, so.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Used to some boxers or something.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Get used to all of it. Yeah. Like, if I slept naked tonight, when I wake up in the morning, that's going to be a weird deal because there's going to be five other guys there, so.

[C]

Johnny, good morning. How are y' all doing?

[D]

You take your watches off when you go to sleep at night.

[C]

So you keep it on?

[D]

All of them?

[A]

I keep everything on.

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

All your clothes, a ring.

[D]

It's got watches.

[B]

Do you really.

[C]

That's criminal.

[A]

That's. I don't sleep.

[C]

Lock them.

[A]

My wife does socks.

[B]

Allison sleeps inside. Yeah.

[A]

It's like. Allison and people like as old as Joe Biden are the only people I know that sleeping.

[C]

I feel like going to sleep. It's like a refreshing thing. You take your socks off, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm the weird guy who only sleeps with a sheet, though. Like, I hate a. I like a sheet. But I sleep hot. Doesn't matter. I'm just. I get hot when I sleep.

[A]

And now you'll have way more information about you, about why I sleep, why you were sleeping. That way you'll know your heart rate through the night.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Every once in a while, you'll see that you had a bad dream because your heart rate will be crazy.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. We've got to get one of these things on side.

[B]

I need to know the more and more we figure.

[A]

Like, what if you. What if we actually figure out that side burns more calories sleeping, which is why he's not £500.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And when he's awake, do you know what? You're so hard.

[C]

Calories burned. Sleeping is. Yeah, what is it?

[A]

I mean, I don't know right now.

[B]

Way more than you would think.

[C]

No, I know.

[B]

Like, that little resting, the. The active versus inactive calories burned is weird. It's.

[C]

Yeah. We all burn an average amount of calories without doing anything.

[B]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[C]

Interesting.

[A]

You're way more than me on the day I'm gonna get you tonight. Calories burn.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Because I'm about to go sit.

[C]

I should really.

[B]

I'm about to go sit in my truck for four hours. Yeah, so you should.

[A]

I've been stuck behind a desk all morning ordering.

[C]

You get the shin, and you just start doing the Jericho walk around Shin building. You just start hitting laps on it.

[B]

Yeah, I've. I'm gonna. Yeah. I mean, I got. I got four hours of windshield time, so if you don't catch me, shame on you all.

[D]

I gotta say, I'm sure y'. All.

[A]

Well, it's my daughter's birthday, though, so I gotta go out to eat.

[B]

Oh, happy Go to.

[C]

Go play with her.

[A]

Yeah, that does sound fun.

[B]

Go to skate.

[C]

You would get you crazy.

[A]

You burn a lot of calories skating, even though there's wheels.

[B]

Well, yeah, because you're trying to stand up.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're nervous as crap, so your heart rate's out the roof. Yeah, like, these people are all gonna see me fall.

[C]

Yeah, you be thinking that.

[B]

Look at that dog.

[A]

Yeah, because I'm the only adult out there every time you don't know how to skate. I know how to skate.

[C]

Why are you scared you're gonna fall back?

[A]

Because I'm the only adult.

[C]

They're gonna take you out.

[A]

Have you been to a skate rink lately?

[C]

Not in five Years.

[A]

Exactly. When you go next time, you're gonna be like, well, everyone's under 10 except for one dad.

[C]

Do you do the limbo?

[A]

And it's me. No, I don't do the limbo.

[C]

I feel like you would do that.

[B]

With you blades or skates?

[A]

Blades, man.

[C]

Yeah, got to pay up for the blade.

[A]

It's an extra dollar, for crying out.

[C]

Yeah. What do you mean? I don't who goes? And I don't think.

[B]

I don't think my can go handle blades.

[D]

I'm not doing that.

[A]

Last time I went to a birthday party. Oh, you. You were like a professional skater, though, weren't you?

[D]

Oh, that was roller skates. I don't. I didn't use the blades. But you were like, man, I was.

[C]

Did you have your own.

[D]

You look like the guys pretty groovy at the.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If you had a Jerry Carroll and a gold chain, you were at the owl.

[C]

Do you have some, what, bell bottoms, too?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

We had cut down to your chest.

[D]

So your chest hair coming out see through.

[A]

Dude, he's just trying to size up your closet so you can go raider.

[C]

Oh, I'm just trying to see what he was doing.

[B]

Yeah, he's just interested in your estate. Whenever that day comes, I'm over here.

[C]

Plotting on your dad. I'm plotting on your dad.

[A]

He was getting specific. He was like, 40.

[C]

Hey, who's $80? Who's inheriting your state? What's your will?

[A]

Like, who.

[D]

Don't talk to this. How did Philip sleep? Let's check. Get him in the farming group.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Find out he's going down.

[C]

Scientific evidence.

[B]

No.

[A]

But one time, I went to a birthday party for a kid I don't even know. I knew there was a story behind birthday party was. And my middle son was like, dad, come skate. And I was like, no, the other dads are skating. Then I was like, fine, I'll do it. And I was kind of the big goofball out there skating, and I was.

[B]

You break the seal. Did anybody else follow you?

[A]

No. Whole time, only adult skater was me.

[C]

What was that?

[A]

And I kind of felt silly.

[C]

How old were the kids?

[B]

Kids?

[A]

I'm guessing eight, seven or you attacked by them? No, no, I smoked them in racing.

[C]

Ready, set, go.

[A]

And I was. And so I kind of felt silly. But then we were leaving. Ben's looked at me and said, dad, you were the only dad cool enough to get out there and skate. And I was like, dead gum. And I'm gonna have to look stupid for the rest of my Life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So now when we go back, I'm like, we're skating boys.

[C]

That's awesome, though.

[A]

But you gotta wear two socks. It hurts the ankles. I don't got ankles.

[B]

Ankles.

[C]

There's definitely athletes foot in those blades.

[A]

Yeah, that too, for sure. That might be worse than urine cups.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Double socks.

[A]

When was the last time you skated?

[D]

And if you ice skate, it's worse. Yeah, your ankles.

[A]

When was the last time you skated?

[C]

Good.

[B]

Until it hurts.

[C]

You a killer on some.

[B]

Oh, that's not a requirement. That's just a suggestion. The Tucson.

[A]

It is a requirement. That I am suggesting. Hey, I'm suggesting it be a requirement.

[D]

We actually was a break dancing team and we were on the Miss Louisiana pageant.

[C]

No way.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is there. I won't.

[A]

In the 80s.

[D]

No evidence it was 1985.

[C]

Look it up.

[D]

There's no. You can't find it.

[A]

Oh, buddy, have you asked the wrong guy that question?

[B]

1985. That's the year I was born.

[C]

Were you the captain?

[B]

Oh, Phillip.

[C]

No, you're old Philip.

[B]

What are you?

[A]

1985? Louisiana breakdance skater.

[C]

So you have some moves in there, huh?

[D]

I got the move.

[A]

All right. Found the whole pageant on YouTube already.

[D]

That is aesthetically.

[C]

What's the time stamp?

[B]

Like 20 seconds. And let Johnny D scrub this thing till we hit break dancers.

[C]

Oh, we gotta see.

[A]

Please, God, I need to say something before we. Oh, there's Bill Cosby in a Coke commercial.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

Hey, that's back before. Never mind.

[A]

The swimsuits are so much more modest, by the way.

[C]

Howard's.

[A]

Oh, that's crazy. My grandpa's store has a commercial.

[B]

Yeah, sick. Throwback.

[D]

Throwback.

[B]

Throwback I love.

[A]

There's a lady doing ventriloquism that's not creepy or anything. Really. I hope she lost.

[B]

She got a dummy.

[A]

The chick playing the harps got a good chance at winning just from See Philip until.

[B]

Philip.

[A]

Do you remember her?

[C]

What was your.

[D]

No.

[C]

What was your breakdance squad called?

[A]

Did you break dance skate on this stage?

[D]

The Siberian Breakers.

[C]

No way. Really? The Siberian Breakers? I mean, that could be like a electrical company.

[A]

Oh, man. Here's an ad for Piccadilly. I want to go home and watch this. Just for all the commercials.

[C]

Who is in this group with you? How many of y'?

[D]

All. I don't know if you remember Kevin McIntosh and Darren DeMoss.

[A]

McIntosh was in it?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, Macintosh. He could do it.

[B]

Oh, Big Mac.

[C]

Y' all are some. Y' all have some.

[A]

Dang. Papa was paying out some big money for These. He's in every commercial.

[C]

So it's just guys.

[B]

Was Jace there?

[D]

No.

[C]

Jason?

[D]

No. Dancer.

[A]

I'm gonna be honest with you. I've. I've kind of searched the full two hours and I have not seen anybody on skates. So now I feel like you're making this.

[D]

Oh, it was break. It was break dancing.

[A]

Were you part of the talent competition?

[B]

No, they were probably just like intermission.

[A]

Yeah, they were.

[C]

The commercial.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay. So when it went to commercial, that.

[B]

May have been people there got to.

[A]

See you and we had to see Piccadilly commercial.

[D]

That's probably right.

[C]

Win size birthday. We can hire the Siberian whatever it was a dollar.

[A]

They're all 50 years old.

[C]

That's fine. That's even better. I'd pay more.

[D]

Hey, we'll come to the store.

[A]

We'll look at this store.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

The only thing they're breaking now, it.

[A]

Was 2.79 for a two piece, two.

[B]

Sides and a roll.

[A]

That's what I'm talking about, guys. 1985 was legit.

[B]

Amen, buddy.

[A]

I never got to see it.

[B]

Greatest year round.

[A]

I. I might tend to agree.

[B]

I only got to see four months of it.

[A]

It had to be awesome.

[C]

I wouldn't have thought.

[B]

I don't remember it, but maybe your dad's my age.

[D]

I think he's probably.

[A]

And also these women are all in swimsuits on stage. You don't feel like you got to cover up your kids eyes.

[C]

My grandma used to.

[A]

You got to go back to the 80s.

[C]

Y' all have any grandmas that used to sharpie in like cleavage? If there was any cleavage or anything.

[A]

What did you just sharpie in? So like grandma's cleavage? I don't know that.

[C]

No, not your grandma's cleavage. So my grandma, if you would send her a picture and she thought it wasn't modest enough, she would sharpie in what she thought was not modest and still put it up. Gotcha. In the house.

[B]

Yeah, she would edit it.

[C]

I'm saying whatever she thought wasn't modest enough, she would sharpie edit it.

[B]

Granny started with Photoshop.

[D]

Granny got a Sharpie.

[C]

So she'd be like, oh, this is old Susie.

[D]

Oh, this would be.

[A]

Yeah, that would have been sharpied. Bravo to grandma, by the way. Yeah, yeah, I'm for it.

[C]

Not grandma's cleavage. That's weird.

[A]

I don't know what I thought she was. She was like sharpie in her own clothes.

[B]

It's not weird, it's just low.

[C]

Yeah, I just mean I. While I told My.

[D]

That's what comes up on the Garmin watch there. Yeah.

[C]

That's the deal here.

[B]

Like, Granny Heart's racing now.

[A]

My heart rate's through the roof. Because I keep expecting. All of a sudden, I get off.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Philip McMillan to come skate by. All these chicks and one piece swimsuits. I hope that Grandma did modify.

[B]

I hope they come back and it's like, carton Philip off.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He got out there and broke something in the middle of.

[C]

He's a neck brace on him while he's doing it.

[A]

This is fabulous.

[C]

Siberian Tweakers.

[D]

It could have been 84. If you find it on 84. I'm not gonna let you show it, though. I'm gonna be like, don't show it.

[B]

Come on.

[C]

The Siberian Tweakers.

[D]

All right.

[B]

What?

[A]

Break dance.

[B]

Y' all were a break dance team?

[C]

How many times did y' all perform?

[D]

A lot.

[A]

You get.

[B]

Did you get paid?

[D]

No, but somebody got paid.

[C]

Oh, what do you mean somebody got.

[D]

I mean, we were.

[B]

They all were kind of like being trafficked.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Or being abused.

[D]

I need legal reperian.

[C]

We can get you an attorney. Do you want to prescribe this?

[B]

Why Siberia in Louisiana?

[D]

I didn't make it up.

[C]

Who was the ringleader?

[B]

I was just.

[C]

Just.

[D]

His name was Felix. That's all I know.

[C]

To try out.

[D]

Yes, you did. Yes.

[C]

So what backed you into this?

[D]

So me and some guys from our junior high school went and tried out for this break dancing.

[C]

But did y' all have any background? Like.

[B]

Oh, we just.

[D]

We knew how to dance and y', all, like. We learned how to dance. We all played sports and so.

[C]

Yeah, I know a lot of people.

[B]

One of them deals where you, like, pulled a tab off and called the number. No, this, like, the conversation.

[C]

Like, hey, Philip, there's this break dance group we gotta try out.

[B]

Out.

[D]

Yes. But back.

[C]

Get your mom to drop you off.

[D]

Yes. But back in the day, I mean, we would all. We would all dance at the, you know, junior high. Yeah. Dances and everything where the guys usually don't dance. But we would break.

[C]

But y' all would.

[D]

Yeah. And we were awesome. Yeah.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. I was like, I've never been good.

[B]

I'm out on break dancing. I tried to do a front roll last night for Whalen.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

Why would I try to do a front row? Because Jackson was doing it. Waylon was getting frustrated. He couldn't we do for our children. I showed him dad still could. And Dad's left shoulder was like. Yeah. You may still can, but that doesn't mean you should.

[A]

You hurt your shoulder?

[B]

Yeah, my left arm. Yeah. Yeah, it's. It's in a. It's been better, but it'll be all right.

[A]

I think they put you in commercials in 1984, too, bro.

[D]

That's probably. Yeah.

[C]

Do you have any home.

[B]

Are you sure that's the place you were dancing?

[D]

It was at the Monroe Civic Center.

[B]

Unbelievable. Well, get us out of here, Johnny D. Let's go home. I got to hit the rope.

[A]

I'm looking for a break dancer, and you want me to just pull a Bible verse up in this very moment?

[B]

Yeah. Is there anything to do with break dancing?

[A]

Please do not throw a Sharpie on my computer.

[B]

All right, let's go.

[A]

I'm almost there. I'm almost there. First Timothy.

[B]

This one. Dancing. No dancing. The Streets of Gold, baby.

[A]

Let's go. Now. The computer froze, and this is not one I have memorized by any means, because I just heard it for the first time right now.

[B]

Oh, There you go.

[A]

First Timothy 2. Chapter. Chapter 2. First Timothy 2. The computer froze. I don't know what to do right now. Okay. First Timothy 2. 9. I also want the women to dress modestly. And decency and propriety adorning themselves. Not all crazy like.

[B]

There you go. Oh, wow.

[A]

Don't wear Skippy swimsuit.

[D]

Good ones.

[B]

At the Women in January. Okay, well, we'll see y' all next time right here when we get.

[A]

Dress like you're in 1985.