Willie’s Sons-in-Law Tell the Truth Behind Their On-Screen Rivalry

Summary

Episode Summary: "Willie’s Sons-in-Law Tell the Truth Behind Their On-Screen Rivalry"

Release Date: July 1, 2025 | Podcast: Duck Call Room

In this engaging episode of Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin are joined by family members Willie Robertson, Jase Robertson, and Christian Robertson, alongside special guest Uncle Si. The episode delves deep into the dynamics of the Robertson family, exploring the genuine relationships and friendly rivalries that fans have come to love from their time on Duck Dynasty.

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1. Welcome and Introduction

The episode kicks off with Willie Robertson welcoming listeners back to the Duck Call Room. He introduces the "Duck boys," referring affectionately to his sons-in-law who have become integral members of the Duck Commander family.

• Willie Robertson [01:07]: "Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen."
• Jase Robertson [01:16]: "Boys slowly Turning into Men."

2. Family Rivalry and On-Screen Dynamics

A central theme of the episode is the competitive yet healthy rivalry among the brothers-in-law, mirroring the on-screen dynamics that fans recognize from television.

• Willie Robertson [02:00]: "We're gonna end up in an arm wrestling match for this. I'm just kidding."
• Christian Robertson [04:02]: "We’re going to have to own that one for a while."

The hosts discuss moments from the Duck Dynasty revival, particularly highlighting a recent incident where Si Robertson's playful comment about pregnancy wearing led to humorous misunderstandings.

• Si Robertson [03:07]: "All right, the empathy bellies get their name from. You're supposed to develop empathy while wearing it."
• Willie Robertson [04:13]: "Robertson move to take something you said and totally twist it to where you're the bad guy."

3. Hunting Adventures and Stories

The conversation shifts to hunting experiences, emphasizing the family's deep-rooted traditions in the outdoors. Christian Robertson shares his passion for hunting, underscoring the importance of understanding different family hunting cultures.

• Christian Robertson [14:26]: "Growing up hunting and deer hunting and duck hunting... I think it’s always an interesting deal to get into, like, a family's tradition of what they do."
• Willie Robertson [15:05]: "Now the water's dropping. So that's about to get real ramped up quickly."

4. Balconville and Community Life

The Robertson family reminisces about Balconville, their hometown, and the pivotal role the paper mill played in sustaining the community.

• Willie Robertson [07:26]: "The Robertson family now. We met."
• Christian Robertson [07:34]: "If you talk to my dad right now... the paper mill was, like, one of the best jobs you can have in this town."

They discuss the changes in Balconville over time and the significance of local landmarks like the Duck Commander warehouse.

• Willie Robertson [08:03]: "You ever get used to the smell being down there all the time?"
• Jase Robertson [09:18]: "I've read some of them. Now I read one, I'm just like, is this really worth it?"

5. Personal Anecdotes and Family Life

Personal stories take center stage as the family shares humorous and heartfelt moments from their daily lives. Topics range from battling household issues, building projects, to dealing with everyday challenges.

• Uncle Si [24:37]: "I tried to."
• Christian Robertson [25:00]: "Jase drives up and Stone got out and he said, old man, did you run over that guy in the road?"

The conversation includes light-hearted banter about construction mishaps and the challenges of maintaining family projects.

• Uncle Si [27:00]: "An ashtray. I'm serious. I'm serious."
• Willie Robertson [27:05]: "It was hilarious."

6. Parenting and Kids' Stories

The episode delves into the joys and trials of parenting within the Robertson family. The hosts discuss their children, sharing amusing stories about their antics and the unique personalities that each child brings to the family dynamic.

• Willie Robertson [38:00]: "But not now, man. They're actually..."
• Christian Robertson [40:43]: "She's infected for life."

They highlight the importance of teaching children practical skills while balancing family life.

• Uncle Si [46:30]: "Did you ever give them a crazy look on the side of the road?"
• Willie Robertson [49:35]: "They're trying to figure life out."

7. Announcements and Future Plans

Looking ahead, the family discusses upcoming projects and personal milestones, including the anticipation of a new family member.

• Si Robertson [32:08]: "He was really excited... we're going to Florida."
• Christian Robertson [37:15]: "Have as many as you possibly can because..."

They also touch upon their plans for future hunting seasons and family gatherings, ensuring the legacy continues.

8. Closing Remarks with Bible Verse

The episode concludes with a meaningful Bible verse, reinforcing the show's blend of humor, family values, and faith.

• Si Robertson [53:25]: "First Timothy 4:8. For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way..."
• Willie Robertson [53:54]: "Appreciate y'all sitting down with us."

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Notable Quotes:

• Willie Robertson [02:00]: "We're gonna end up in an arm wrestling match for this. I'm just kidding."
• Christian Robertson [14:26]: "Growing up hunting and deer hunting and duck hunting... I think it’s always an interesting deal to get into, like, a family's tradition of what they do."
• Uncle Si [27:00]: "An ashtray. I'm serious. I'm serious."
• Si Robertson [53:25]: "First Timothy 4:8. For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way..."

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Conclusion

This episode offers listeners an intimate look behind the scenes of the Robertson family's renowned on-screen rivalry. Through candid conversations, humorous anecdotes, and heartfelt discussions, Duck Call Room provides both entertainment and genuine insights into the lives of Willie’s sons-in-law. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the Robertson family's adventures, this episode promises laughter, warmth, and a deeper appreciation for the bonds that keep America laughing.

Transcript

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[Willie Robertson]

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, as we promised, we. We have the Duck boys. I mean, for lack of a better term, right? We've got boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Boys slowly Turning into Men.

[Willie Robertson]

Boys 2 Men. ABC BVD, the East coast family. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You actually make a promise to someone or was that just now?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we did. Everybody wanted to know where y' all were, and we said, we'll get in here and let them discuss their rivalry. Is that the right word?

[Jase Robertson]

Their competitive.

[Willie Robertson]

Competitive nature with one another, which is healthy sometimes.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Some companionship.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. So who's better at what? Just not better in general.

[Christian Robertson]

Like, we got a human.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, we got a.

[Si Robertson]

Better here. What are you talking.

[Willie Robertson]

Here we go. We're gonna end up in arm wrestling match for this. I'm just kidding.

[Si Robertson]

I am better at arm wrestling, but.

[Christian Robertson]

Okay, I would probably give him that. I mean, I tore my ucl, so. Yeah, I don't really want to test that theory.

[Jase Robertson]

We can do left in both arms.

[Christian Robertson]

No, I would say the other one probably not as good as his. Do you see the pythons he's got?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he's got some. He got some guns.

[Si Robertson]

That's so sweet.

[Willie Robertson]

Flattery will get you everywhere. Right? Um, so now y' all are. Y' all are pretty competitive. It's shown through on Doug Dynasty, the revival thus far. So, you know, this past week, what y' all. Who was better pregnant? Like, who was a better pregnant person?

[Christian Robertson]

Um, I think Christian was better, like, you know, being a woman. And I think I had better pain tolerance.

[Si Robertson]

No, I was not better at being a woman. I was better at. I was better at having the belly on me.

[Christian Robertson]

Hey, you can say that.

[Si Robertson]

How many times did you wear the bladder part of it. Huh?

[Christian Robertson]

The whole time.

[Si Robertson]

That is such a lie. You did not wear the bladder part.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, it's perfect. You just want.

[Si Robertson]

No, there's an empathy belly in the bladder part. It sits down on your.

[Jase Robertson]

What's it called?

[Si Robertson]

An empathy belly?

[Jase Robertson]

Empathy belly.

[Willie Robertson]

You ever worn more Damstone?

[Si Robertson]

No, you wouldn't like it.

[Jase Robertson]

Not wear that under any circumstances.

[Christian Robertson]

Well, let me tell you something.

[Si Robertson]

There'd be a couple of circumstances.

[Christian Robertson]

I was ringed into this because of his comment on the situation. They just thought it'd be a good idea that I do this with him. So I was his Robin and he was Batman.

[Willie Robertson]

What comment? What are we talking about?

[Si Robertson]

I'm always going to be Batman.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, hey, you can be Batman in this situation every day.

[Si Robertson]

No, my comment, it was a little tongue in cheek, you know, that pregnancy was, you know, maybe not the hardest thing, which I was kind of making a joke about it. But, yeah, we took it and ran with it. And then I look up and.

[Christian Robertson]

What did you say?

[Si Robertson]

What? I'm not. I'm not repeating myself.

[Christian Robertson]

What did you say?

[Willie Robertson]

I think what he's getting at. I'm not repeating in a joking fashion. That was taken somewhat serious. He said, pregnancy is not that hard.

[Si Robertson]

I was playing basketball. We were playing basketball.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And I put the basketball in my belly and I was like, I could still make this shot with this in there. And then that was. That's what led to the.

[Christian Robertson]

So this was based off of just saying that basketball is not as hard. Pregnant.

[Si Robertson]

I was. My point was that I could still make this shot if I was pregnant. And then somehow that got twisted to pregnancy not being difficult, which led to the empathy bellies, which is a total.

[Willie Robertson]

Robertson move to take something you said and totally twist it to where you're the bad guy. So they call that family.

[Jase Robertson]

They call that spin. Yeah, they'll put that Robertson spin on it and turn you into the bad guy. Yeah, spin the narrative because it's never their fault.

[Si Robertson]

I learned my lesson, though. I learned my lesson. It was.

[Christian Robertson]

We going. We're going to have to own that one for a while.

[Willie Robertson]

So was there a winner? Did y' all determine a winner? Is.

[Christian Robertson]

I don't think you really determined a winner. I think the end goal was just to be like, yeah, pregnancy is hard. Which I never thought wasn't hard.

[Si Robertson]

So the. The empathy bellies.

[Christian Robertson]

God knew what he was doing when he made me.

[Si Robertson]

All right, the empathy bellies get their name from. You're supposed to develop empathy while wearing it. That's where. That's. That's. That's where the term comes from. And I gained empathy. Yeah. I've been deemed as non empathetic, which I disagree with. But I have learned my lesson after wearing this for a continuous three days.

[Jase Robertson]

You know what?

[Si Robertson]

Jesus was in the grave for three days. I can wear an empathy belly.

[Jase Robertson]

You know what may be empathetic?

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, hot.

[Jase Robertson]

From a very young age. A leather belt.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I had my fair share of those.

[Willie Robertson]

Uh. Oh, you got that used on you, huh?

[Jase Robertson]

Quite a bit. Well, quite a bit.

[Christian Robertson]

My parents had a. Had a bag of tools to use for me, so wasn't just the leather.

[Willie Robertson]

You were last in line. Right. So they had all the tricks.

[Jase Robertson]

I imagine an extension cord was somewhere in the bag. Growing up in Balkanville, you got your tail tore up. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, my goodness gracious. Lordy B. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

The Mayos are royalty.

[Christian Robertson]

And Balconville, I'm telling you.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

They have quite the reputation.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And the footprint, too.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

But being around their offspring, you know, they did a pretty good job, all.

[Willie Robertson]

Things considered, in Balconville.

[Christian Robertson]

And you have all your teeth, you.

[Willie Robertson]

Know, and y' all just trying to get.

[Christian Robertson]

They bump you up real fast.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, you're trying to get out, man. Yeah, you can. You can look at Balconville as one or two ways. Stay in or get out. Y' all were the get out crew.

[Christian Robertson]

You do a ribbon cutting when you walk across railroad.

[Si Robertson]

You even actually live in Bachenville?

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, for a little while. Yeah. I was there probably every day. I mean, until I was like 12, like, all the time. I mean, I was at my parents. My dad's shop, but I mean, physical residence.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And we're right here. You know, the Duck Commander warehouse is the gateway to the ville.

[Jase Robertson]

Gateway to Balconville right here. Gateway Drug 33 South.

[Willie Robertson]

You ever get used to the smell being down there all the time?

[Christian Robertson]

I'm telling you, it's like a home sent Yankee candle.

[Jase Robertson]

You know Godwin used to work at that paper mill.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And every time we drive by it, he'd say, smells like money.

[Willie Robertson]

He don't know more. He just says it stinks now. So, you know, I get it made. My dad worked there for 30, 20.

[Christian Robertson]

If you talk to my dad right now, I mean, and y' all agree with this, y' all understand, back in the day, the paper mill was, like, one of the best jobs you can have in this town.

[Jase Robertson]

It still is.

[Christian Robertson]

It still is. I'm saying, but like, back then before there was all these New jobs and all these things like paper mill paid good and everybody lived by the paper mill.

[Willie Robertson]

And it was the only thing that really kept this town going. To be fair, there was nothing here other than the paper mill. And it'd be sad to see what would actually happen if it shut down too. There's still a lot that depends directly on that paper mill.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, it's a lot of jobs.

[Willie Robertson]

And the folks that work there. Yeah, that's part of being a meal town. We ain't got no steel mill. We don't know that. But we do know paper. We know the smell of paper.

[Si Robertson]

It's quite the smell.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. It's got a. What do you think about coming from Niceville, Florida? You rolled up in here.

[Si Robertson]

It's definitely. It's definitely got a smell.

[Jase Robertson]

You mean there's no paper mill in Niceville, Florida?

[Si Robertson]

Not that I'm aware of, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Every time I've been to 30, I ain't ever seen one.

[Si Robertson]

No. None that I can think of.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

But yeah, the amount of. The amount of false accusations for farting in the car I've gotten from the paper mill, it's been.

[Jase Robertson]

Yep. Never been to 38. I'm not in that tax bracket.

[Willie Robertson]

I actually spoke at the one church on 38 down there not long ago. That was the first time I've been there in quite some time.

[Jase Robertson]

I go to the Redneck Riviera.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. You stop short.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

My boy goes to Biloxi.

[Jase Robertson]

And there were Galveston. And they were down with that dirty water is.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. That brown.

[Christian Robertson]

Hey, you get that water in your nose, you won't have no kind of COVID No cancer, no nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

Nope.

[Si Robertson]

Sanitary.

[Christian Robertson]

Instant immunity.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Jase Robertson]

Charles Bacon say them people think they at the beach.

[Willie Robertson]

What do you say? The pelicans? The Pelicans. Y' all going to Galveston. Y' all go. They ain't going to Disney. Are going to Galveston. Oh, man. Well, the. So how's it been so far? Like just your. You know, obviously we have a little more TV experience. Opening yourself up to the public. What. What's your. What's your thoughts on. And how. How we feeling on the comments? Because, you know, the Internet people. People on the Internet are really nice.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Like even the people in the comments of this, they're. That most of the time they're just very kind. They ever rude.

[Christian Robertson]

I ever. Just wanted someone to just affirm my lifestyle. Just go look at the comments of everything.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Just figure out.

[Willie Robertson]

Have you read them yet?

[Si Robertson]

Just one encouragement.

[Christian Robertson]

I've read some of them. Now I read one, I'm just like, is this really worth it?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I don't. I can't read anything.

[Christian Robertson]

It just depends. Sometimes I do.

[Jase Robertson]

Sometimes that's the best thing to do is just not even read them. Yeah, I mean, look, there's a lot of good people that love the family that. That make a lot of uplifting comments, and you have the few that are just there to stir the pot, as they say.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I read them all.

[Jase Robertson]

Do you?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, because I like. I like people that are funny. And when you're mean and funny, I think it's hilarious.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So, like, some of them, I tip my hat to. I'm like, yeah, okay, that was a good one. That's a. That's a good. That's a solid one. But most people are just irrationally angry for some reason and think a comment on the Internet is going to change anything.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the irrational anger ones are kind of just.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I like the clever, witty ones that are still throwing shade. Those are the ones I love. I'm like, oh, oh, he's back, boys.

[Jase Robertson]

All right, boys, I'm going to the beach.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, Stone said he's out. Silas is walking in the building, y' all. All right, look, summertime is here. That means we spending a lot of time outside.

[Martin]

Got to be outside jogging, you got to be running, you got to be lifting, you got to be jump roping.

[Willie Robertson]

Fishing, working in the yard. Doesn't matter, whatever you're doing. Redneck water park. Like, what's going on at my house with the inflatable water slides.

[Martin]

You got a lot of stuff in that backyard.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Christian Robertson]

He's fired up.

[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

Life alert.

[Willie Robertson]

I didn't know what that happened. I was looking over, make sure Silas is with us. I heard that beat. Oh man. The. No man. But y' all are so. Duck boy. Training duck. Yeah. What's it, what's it like? I mean, y' all. Well, Jacob grew up a little more hunting and fishing. Yeah. Than I think than you, Christian. So how is it, how is it being thrown into this family whose whole life basically was centered around the outdoors and when you didn't have a lot of exposure to it necessarily. I'm just.

[Si Robertson]

I know. Yeah, definitely did not have a ton of exposure to it growing up. My, my mom's dad's a big hunter, but yes, we'd go out occasionally. So I had a, you know, and a way into it early on and always loved it and wanted to do it, but just didn't have much, you know, time outside of that and the place, you know, we played baseball competitively growing up and then so it just wasn't a ton of time to go do a bunch of hunting stuff and didn't know, you know, the right people in that, in that aspect. So yeah, I just really spent the summers at my mom's dad's camp and then we would, you know, we'd shoot the 22 and we'd do some fishing and stuff like that. But this has definitely been immersed in the different culture for sure.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yeah, North Florida. Not necessarily a target rich environment like this place.

[Si Robertson]

Not the best, not the best environment. For.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's getting better now. I saw Johnny deposit a video last night of a bear on the bar beach.

[Christian Robertson]

That's crazy.

[Willie Robertson]

Johnny D was like, this is so wild. I was like, wow, they live there. It's not like. And he's, like, in construction. It was running through a condo being built or something.

[Christian Robertson]

I guess he was laying out the architectural plans.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

No, but they've been through a series of training events that's gonna end up helping them along their way of becoming a true blue redneck.

[Willie Robertson]

From boys to me, boys.

[Christian Robertson]

I'll say this, though. Growing up hunting and deer hunting and duck hunting and just all the sorts. Squirrel hunting with my papaw and stuff. I don't care who you are and who you've hunted with, I think it's always an interesting deal to get into, like, a family's tradition of what they do and, like, learning their culture of how they do things. Because everybody hunts different. Everybody has different ways of going about themselves. And so I think it's just super fun to, like, learn the way that y' all do it and, you know, just get to, you know, put myself in those shoes and walk along and do that. It's a whole different atmosphere. So. Yeah, well, their.

[Jase Robertson]

Their end goal is to be a corner man.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, everybody wants to be on the end of a duck.

[Jase Robertson]

They wants to be on the corner.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

But what the realization of it all is, you don't get that corner until whoever's on that corner goes on to be with the Almighty.

[Willie Robertson]

I was just like, this year when Si got in there, and I said, where you want me? He said, get down there. And Phil's chair. I was like, that's Phil's chair. Like, Phil's still here. He ain't here this morning, but that's his chair. So I said, I brought my own.

[Jase Robertson]

If you get in that chair.

[Willie Robertson]

I sat beside Phil's chair, but I didn't sit in his chair.

[Jase Robertson]

If you get in that corner, you better perform.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's a. That's. You're on an island, man. If you're on the end of a duck blind, you're on an island, and you better.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, you gonna pay for it.

[Christian Robertson]

All right.

[Jase Robertson]

Old Jace down there, boy. You ought to be horsewhip.

[Uncle Si]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

Letting that knowledge get out of here. Yeah, but no, it's there. They're making big strides.

[Willie Robertson]

That's good.

[Jase Robertson]

Especially when it comes to land management.

[Willie Robertson]

That's good. Yeah. You killed the first target ever down there.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Hunting is easy.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Getting ready for hunting is not Easy.

[Christian Robertson]

That's the key was.

[Willie Robertson]

Now the water's dropping. So that's about to get. That's real ramped up quickly. The good news is it's not hot yet though, so.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, that's good.

[Jase Robertson]

Call heat advisory.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. The rain. The rain left here and then here come the heat, buddy.

[Christian Robertson]

It'll be hot till Halloween.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. At least Halloween. Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

That's the telltale. Halloween always is.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And we generally get a bunch of mallards right there around Halloween every year.

[Jase Robertson]

For the next three months is when it's all going down.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

So be prepared.

[Willie Robertson]

Which I may have us a new project too, by the way. If y' all want to undertake it. It could be fun. A 64 foot pontoon boat or what? That'll just be the pontoons.

[Christian Robertson]

Talking about 4th and a frame.

[Willie Robertson]

64 foot.

[Jase Robertson]

64 foot sigh.

[Willie Robertson]

A 64 foot duck blind. What do you think?

[Uncle Si]

Well, we had three put together there one time. That could sleep eight, man.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. You could do that one in this one.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Epic.

[Christian Robertson]

That would be missing was a car tape.

[Willie Robertson]

We can add that to this.

[Jase Robertson]

You can add it. But this blind that size talking about is three sided.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

You had a shooting porch on the north side, the south side and the E in the west side.

[Willie Robertson]

West side. Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

So sun was always at your back.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

When you. No matter which way the wind was blowing, you could hunt that blind.

[Willie Robertson]

The lake blind.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. It was. Right.

[Willie Robertson]

The original lake blind.

[Jase Robertson]

And that was the only blind we hunted. We didn't hunt anywhere else. Which we might ought to go back to that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. It was a lot simpler then.

[Jase Robertson]

It was a lot simpler. Leave the decoys out.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Life was a lot simpler. Decisions, you didn't chase them every day. You just got on whichever end of the blind the wind worked for. That's called it. Good.

[Uncle Si]

Well, one thing most people miss.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, he's back, boys. He got his oxygen.

[Uncle Si]

What. What Jacob was talking about. Okay. It's like you said. The next three months is when. When all of it really gets. You know. You need to be involved in that.

[Christian Robertson]

Right.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you got to earn you.

[Uncle Si]

Okay. Because while you just once you're involved in it and help do it. Plant like help plant the duck food you're going to have the ducks eat. Brush the blinds that you're going out of. You know. Then you appreciate it more.

[Christian Robertson]

Right?

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

Okay. Because you've been. You've been from the start of this operation to the fun part of the operation is when you're in the blind. Call them in, get Them back better, and then you. Then you just wear them out.

[Jase Robertson]

All that work.

[Uncle Si]

I enjoy getting ready for duck season.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, yeah, you enjoy. You especially enjoy it now, though, right?

[Uncle Si]

Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong.

[Willie Robertson]

Side. Okay?

[Jase Robertson]

What's. I say, Sai has paid his dude. Oh, yeah, he's been out there.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah. And then look it. It. It's a. You know, you just feel better if you're part of it, because otherwise, if you don't get involved in it, you're an outsider.

[Willie Robertson]

I love savior.

[Uncle Si]

That's how you become. You asked me one time Christian, you know, how do you. Do you become part of the. The guys then?

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

If you share in the workload and all the sweat and, you know, waiting and whatever, fixing, doing whatever, you know, you've become part of the gang.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

You know, you're not an outsider. You're one of the guys.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, sure.

[Jase Robertson]

You got to put in the work, boys.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Some wisdom.

[Willie Robertson]

What? You tell me. Look at him over. He's just sitting there. He's in his prime, sitting over there thinking. Well, I could tell he still had something spinning in him.

[Uncle Si]

I always look and, you know, when I'm out preaching to people about God, about Jesus, okay. And they always leave me with this one stupid little phrase, which I hate. Well, I just can't see this, you know, supreme being you're talking about. And I said, God, I can't go anywhere that I, you know, good grief. Everything he's done, everything you see, you know, you need. The human being needs to ask himself a couple simple questions. Number one, where did all this beauty come from? Number two, to go on the other side. Contrast it. Where did all this evil come from? Well, hey, the answer is very simple. God, everything he does is beautiful. Okay? And then you talking about where the evil come from, everything. That'd be the Satan himself, the devil. So would you call me number one when I. When I tell you about Jesus and then you tell me you can't see him? Well, wait a minute. Yeah, you do. You see the beauty? Okay, so that's Jesus, okay? And hey, on the other hand, you see the evil. Well, that be Satan, devil himself. You can see that. If you can see that you need to wait, hopefully your brain cells are firing. And then you'll say, oh, I said that in there, didn't I, Mr. Robertson? Yes, you did. Because by what you can see, you know, okay, there's two supreme being, really only one. The devil ain't a supreme being. God almighty is, okay, but he's a He's a very dangerous adversary.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Uncle Si]

You know, and you better thank the Almighty that he is there. Okay? Could control all this mess.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Well, you want to leave that chair and come get in one of these?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm getting this chair.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, come on.

[Jase Robertson]

Get this chair.

[Christian Robertson]

I'll translate all that.

[Willie Robertson]

Come on, old man.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm gonna take this old lady, too.

[Christian Robertson]

I'll translate that to the Duck Boy version. If you're not a part of the process, you're the devil.

[Willie Robertson]

You're part of the process.

[Christian Robertson]

You're seeing.

[Uncle Si]

You don't have to switch out. Mike. I'll get on this one.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, drive that sucker. Sir.

[Martin]

Martin, everything's getting more expensive.

[Willie Robertson]

It is. Crickets, worms, shiners, new teeth, houses. All the things. It don't matter what you getting.

[Martin]

If you want something, it's going to cost you a pretty penny. Wasn't supposed to do that, Martin.

[Willie Robertson]

No. And look, that's what happens to a lot of people. Look, you get on top of your bills, then boom. Something crazy happens in this world. It's inflation, markets, prices, you know, 26% is what.

[Martin]

Prices are up, Martin.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

My hot water heater went out.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Uncle Si]

Well, hey, I just got a new perspective. Boys actually sitting over there and watching what was done here.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it looked good, didn't we?

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, y' all did.

[Willie Robertson]

I guarantee.

[Uncle Si]

Hey, you really did.

[Christian Robertson]

I think you broke the towel on Jeff and Jess's counter yesterday when we were there.

[Uncle Si]

Well, I don't care. Hey, they got it prepared.

[Willie Robertson]

Send him a bill.

[Uncle Si]

Send me the bill. Give me the bill. I probably won't pay it, but, you know, you send it make you feel.

[Willie Robertson]

Better, they can send you the bill and you'll somehow get Willie to pay it. That's what. That's your move, man. Built a $20,000 fence. Make Willie pay for it.

[Uncle Si]

Look, that was his mistake.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, he shouldn't have. Shouldn't have left you with a checkbook, should he? All right, S. So now the size in here. I need to know more about the chicken coop, too. Did you teach these boys how to become chicken ranchers?

[Uncle Si]

I tried to.

[Willie Robertson]

Huh.

[Christian Robertson]

He ragged us.

[Uncle Si]

They weren't much.

[Willie Robertson]

He.

[Si Robertson]

You were not the one of them.

[Uncle Si]

Not what you would call a carpenter, he said.

[Willie Robertson]

Are you?

[Uncle Si]

No. No.

[Christian Robertson]

We were getting carpentry lessons from a non carpenter.

[Uncle Si]

The Robinson family now. We met. Well, I better let me back up. Tommy was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Tommy was.

[Uncle Si]

Tommy was a builder.

[Willie Robertson]

He was a perfectionist.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, well, he worked. He worked with a professional crop mill when he was young.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

So he was a builder. He was the one that engineered the feat of putting that duck blind in the top of the tallest cypress tree in and B break.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Well, Tommy like a lot like my dad. If they built it, it was going to make it to the resurrection.

[Uncle Si]

They built it. It was built to stay. That's like Owens. Anything Mac Owens built, it's still there. Trust me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Most of them floating duck blinds down at fields Mac built.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So they're still.

[Uncle Si]

They're comfortable.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. And replace the floors.

[Uncle Si]

All the stuff feel built. It ain't comfortable.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, most.

[Uncle Si]

It's good to hunt ducks out of it wasn't comfort.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, it's ragtag too. It's been.

[Uncle Si]

And nothing was plumb no square.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah. If you saw anything I built, it'll make it. But it's. It'll rag tag and it ain't going to be comfortable.

[Willie Robertson]

That's why Bella builds all the stuff at Yalls house.

[Christian Robertson]

I guess.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Now you said that on the last one.

[Christian Robertson]

Hey, whatever y' all want to say.

[Willie Robertson]

We can roll with the instruction manual. Christian, are you the one who. Who builds at your house?

[Si Robertson]

Me.

[Willie Robertson]

You do. You put it.

[Christian Robertson]

What did you build at your house?

[Si Robertson]

I've built plenty of things in my house.

[Christian Robertson]

Sound like what I built?

[Willie Robertson]

Tables.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, tables for the kids.

[Willie Robertson]

Come on now.

[Christian Robertson]

My bad. Let's shout out Tonka trucks. He done done the instructions. What are you talking on the toy package? What are we talking about, kid? Tables?

[Uncle Si]

No, I. I went through industrial art.

[Si Robertson]

I've built so many things in high.

[Uncle Si]

School and I enjoy.

[Christian Robertson]

I built some Legos. It gave me a 67 step instruction with my let's rewind this podcast.

[Si Robertson]

And you said that you're the better.

[Christian Robertson]

I said. I was kidding after I said that.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Just making sure. Just making sure.

[Uncle Si]

No, no. We had a kid in high school, okay. In industrial arts class. He started out building a 14 foot boat. You know what he ended up with when he finished? An ashtray.

[Willie Robertson]

Ashtray.

[Christian Robertson]

Ashtray.

[Uncle Si]

An ashtray. I'm serious. I'm serious.

[Willie Robertson]

It was hilarious.

[Si Robertson]

No, the chicken coop was fun, but no offense to Uncle Si, you were not the best overseer. Yeah. General contractor.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Sign there. Been a great teacher. I mean, just to be fair, you haven't. You know, and that's fine because he would just rather knock you out of the way and do it himself like. And I'm. I'm a lot of the same way.

[Christian Robertson]

I don't think he's knocking it out to do him.

[Willie Robertson]

Not anymore.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no. Them days ago, y' all didn't know.

[Christian Robertson]

What the wind number one.

[Uncle Si]

I could knock anybody out anyway.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

So I wouldn't try that.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, y' all didn't know him in his prime. Y' all never picked him up off side of Leanding Road because his car broke down again. You know that old man be toting that tea jug in that glass, walking to work. He had to be there. He wasn't gonna walk home. He was going to work. So, you know, but I had to all follow his trail. When he had that old Bronco, it would leave him somewhere about every other week and. And there had a short in it. Yeah. It had a little wire, a little war, an issue. It. It shocked you every now and then when you got.

[Uncle Si]

You get in a step. Wrong bow.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Anybody ever give you a crazy look on the side of the road?

[Uncle Si]

Oh, yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Walking down.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah. Why don't you get rid of that piece of junk, is what they always said.

[Christian Robertson]

They said. Did they ever say what?

[Uncle Si]

If I had enough money, I would. But, hey, I gotta. I gotta go with what I had.

[Christian Robertson]

Ford, they say, Is that a little Balcomite right there?

[Willie Robertson]

No, not to him. He looked like the normal one out there.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, he did.

[Willie Robertson]

And Luna, what are you talking about, man?

[Uncle Si]

Hey, you never know what you're gonna see when you head. Head down 34.

[Christian Robertson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, I've seen many creatures.

[Uncle Si]

I've seen some weird stuff.

[Christian Robertson]

I'm telling you.

[Uncle Si]

Matter of fact, one duck hunting one morning, come around a curve on Leandin Road, and I looked and I thought it was a garbage bag. So it's in my lane in the middle of the road. So I slow down and get all the other side and I go around as I'm going, I get even with it and go back over, you know, I thought to myself, I said, surely that wasn't a body. So I go on down the field's lair, you know, where we meet the duck hunt, you know. So I get in, you know, I'm waiting. Everybody else show up. Stone. And Jase drives up and Stone got out and he said, old man, did you run over that guy in the road? I said, what? He said, yeah, me and Jace just woke a guy. I said, I thought that might be a body when I went around it.

[Willie Robertson]

He said, I thought.

[Uncle Si]

When I saw it. He said, I thought you just killed somebody.

[Christian Robertson]

A living person in a trash bag.

[Uncle Si]

No, no, hey, no. He was laying. This is 4:30am Is he alive?

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, he was alive in a trash bag.

[Si Robertson]

Well, if he.

[Uncle Si]

If he looked like he was. Trash bag. Whatever he had on, he looked like granny.

[Christian Robertson]

Sometimes you just gotta wear a trash bag to wear it on.

[Uncle Si]

But anyway, Jason, then Jake got out with his pistol. Yo. One of them yelled at him. The guy moved. He was stoned out of his mind. So they called the cops, and the cops said, well, y' all gonna wait on us? And Jake said, no, we're going duck hunting. He'll be laying here in the middle of the road.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, he ain't going far.

[Uncle Si]

He ain't going far.

[Christian Robertson]

I guess this was two years ago. I just got done hunting in the evening, coming back, and they did find somebody dead on there on Lee Landing Road for in the woods. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Uncle Si]

Well, it ain't no wonder because, you know, when I come around a curve down there, I slow down because hey, there's many times I've come around a curve.

[Christian Robertson]

Cars in my lane, I'm telling you.

[Uncle Si]

Inside your inside line.

[Christian Robertson]

Right, Just.

[Willie Robertson]

Whoa, dude, I ain't going to lie. Best thing that ever happened out there was them clear cut it.

[Uncle Si]

No, no, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

That way I can. That way you can see around the curve.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Uncle Si]

Yo, it's.

[Willie Robertson]

It's dangerous before that. You had to go about 20 miles an hour on that road to avoid head on collisions. There ain't no doubt about that. When we.

[Uncle Si]

I was definitely in defense mode.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. That's where you learn how to defensively drive.

[Uncle Si]

Oh yeah, yeah. If you go down there, you better be on defense. Cause hey, there ain't no telling what you gonna say. That's a race car one time and a truck and trailer was in the middle of the road, no lights on and both people in it had black clothes on so you couldn't see nothing.

[Christian Robertson]

Ad lib.

[Uncle Si]

Hey, push it out of the dadgum middle of the road.

[Willie Robertson]

Grief. He really locked him up on that one.

[Christian Robertson]

I'm telling you.

[Si Robertson]

Those brakes hard.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh man.

[Uncle Si]

Why would he run 50 miles an hour? You and you come around. Well, you got to shut her down.

[Willie Robertson]

Ain't no doubt. Well look Christian, y' all got what baby number three coming? What? Pretty quick, huh?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. Less than 50 days.

[Willie Robertson]

Less than 50 days. And is that we going to take a pause or we going to keep going where we at?

[Si Robertson]

Taking a pause.

[Willie Robertson]

But cuz y' all been on a pretty steady every two year play out here.

[Christian Robertson]

So it's based on the past. I don't know if you can say you're going to take a pause.

[Si Robertson]

Well, this last one was a. It was a surprise for sure.

[Willie Robertson]

It was a shock.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, he was really excited.

[Willie Robertson]

Really excited.

[Christian Robertson]

He called to tell me he was.

[Si Robertson]

Excited I got there. I was a little. Yeah. At first. But I know I'm excited now. Yeah. Better be a family of five, which is awesome. Don't know the gender yet, but we'll see. Yeah, we'll see here soon.

[Willie Robertson]

That's interesting.

[Si Robertson]

Actually. Sorry, we do know the gender yet, but those listening don't know the gender.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, they don't know.

[Christian Robertson]

Good. Call the lie.

[Willie Robertson]

We'll wait to find out. It'll be. It'll be fun. It's a fun story on how we all find out. So we're not going to spoil that for anybody, but quite the.

[Si Robertson]

Quite the story.

[Willie Robertson]

So that's going to be. And honey is what, four? Yeah, you're going to have three under four. You got four, two and zero. That'll be. Yeah, well, in two years, we'll have you back. We'll talk about number four, right? I mean, y' all just seem to be pretty. It's a consistent time.

[Si Robertson]

Couple more years.

[Willie Robertson]

I can highly recommend a good urologist, should you choose. So far, I've been a year and a half free. I'm just saying, I start.

[Si Robertson]

I start limping anytime I think about that.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, it ain't that bad. I had one. Look, America's uncle had one. We all got vasectomy. You hang out around in here, you end up with a vasectomy. That's all I'm going to tell you. Don't let Johnny D come walking through that door. Now, Stone will, you know, say, that's dumb.

[Uncle Si]

Stone step stones. Anti.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Uncle Si]

Look how pretty they are, Martin.

[Martin]

You know what I like about it? I got all my spending right here. And I know for a fact that I did not buy $93 in Mary Kay like it says right there. So we gonna have some questions for Allison when I get home.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, okay. But that is you stopping at the gas station for an energy drink. I know that's you.

[Martin]

Quit looking at my information.

[Uncle Si]

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[Uncle Si]

Everybody.

[Willie Robertson]

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[Martin]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, I heard about that, actually.

[Willie Robertson]

That's unbelievable.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah. That is awesome.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Good for him. Good for her. I'm gonna be there for him whenever.

[Uncle Si]

And we do ask you to pray for Johanna.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Everything is still going good.

[Uncle Si]

She's got a lot of trouble in that area.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

So, hey, I send up a prayer to the Almighty daily Amen. But just to remind him.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, okay.

[Uncle Si]

Because he's got a lot on his plate.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, man. But that. I just couldn't imagine another one. Good luck, man. Good luck with y' all. I just. That's full time zone a good thing.

[Christian Robertson]

There's no way out.

[Uncle Si]

No, no.

[Si Robertson]

I do like zone defense.

[Uncle Si]

You saw a twin. That's like having. Having your quattro.

[Willie Robertson]

But not now, man. They're actually. You know, the hard part, I think of twins is kind of behind us, like, because now they're. They're.

[Uncle Si]

But it's got to be a shock. It is the ultrasound, and you're looking, and you see one face, and then another one pops up.

[Si Robertson]

You see two.

[Christian Robertson]

Well, when you find out both arms, not just.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, it's a real big shock whenever it's the second ultrasound, because the first time you, like, you know, with us, we had twins all in our families or whatever, and we were like, we beat it good.

[Uncle Si]

The kid was good at hide and seek.

[Christian Robertson]

Then they said, there's two wieners.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. No, they just said, there's two kids. We didn't find out two wieners till we told there was a boy and a girl. So after that. So, yeah, ours was weird. Everything in ours changed. I finally just quit going. I said, you know what? I'll see y' all. Yeah, we'll see y' all when it's time to kind of a deal. It's. It's one of them kind of deal. But no, man, I just. Yeah, I think about the third one. I'm like. But they say once you have three, might as well have 10. And that's what I mean, that's what they may say. I'm not saying.

[Christian Robertson]

Told me one time, he said, have as many as you possibly can because he said when you get my age, you'll wish you did.

[Willie Robertson]

Really?

[Christian Robertson]

That's what he told me one time.

[Willie Robertson]

How old was he when he said that?

[Christian Robertson]

He's probably 50.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. He lying to you?

[Christian Robertson]

I don't think he's lying. Hey, he's got. He's got four or five. Four.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

No, we'll keep. Yeah, I think. I think we'll keep going, but keep going.

[Willie Robertson]

Just not in the two year rotation.

[Christian Robertson]

This is what you do.

[Si Robertson]

No two year rotation.

[Christian Robertson]

By the time they have their fifth, you know, honey be old enough to babysit. So then it's just good.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you. You don't. Bumped them up too. By the time they have.

[Christian Robertson]

Well, if he's on this road, I mean, might as well. Let's talk realistic here, y' all.

[Uncle Si]

Both you and. You and Mark both are in the time. Now that the kids are fun.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, mine are.

[Uncle Si]

They blast to watch it.

[Christian Robertson]

When do they turn bad?

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, the two terrible twos and threes.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay, but that's not bad. Like they're terrible.

[Uncle Si]

It depends on the kid.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I think I know why they're called terrible. Because you can't reason with them. They don't have yet the ability to reason and logic. But I wouldn't call what they do bad. They just, they're trying to figure it out. I mean, it does get annoying, but it's like, I mean, they're just trying to figure life out. And then once they get to like four, I mean, everybody says like once you get to four, they're a completely different person.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, but I, I just. I just love what they could come up with.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they talk in their own freaking language right now.

[Uncle Si]

They say they'll. Sometimes they'll just say something and you just go, whoa, wait a minute. You know?

[Willie Robertson]

No, they are weird, but three years old?

[Uncle Si]

Good grief.

[Willie Robertson]

They're weird in the fact that we got them a tractor and a forklift to ride on and they won't do nothing but push it. Yeah, they won't get in it.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah. Won't ride it.

[Willie Robertson]

They will not get in it. They just pushing it. And I'm like, well, you're going to need to learn that skill at some.

[Christian Robertson]

Point too, because they're just trying to show you something.

[Willie Robertson]

You will be stuck at some point because you're a young Redneck. So you will be stuck at some point. So learning how to push is a good skill to have. But they just. I don't know why they won't get in it. It just. It boggles my mind.

[Si Robertson]

Is it like a. Like a. Like a.

[Willie Robertson]

Just a ride on.

[Christian Robertson]

They just learned how to walk, you know, not too long ago. They're just trying to exercise it.

[Willie Robertson]

But as much as they play with trucks and watch trucks and tractors, that's.

[Uncle Si]

Especially if you got one big enough that you can ride.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Makes all the noises, but I don't even.

[Uncle Si]

They don't even go that way.

[Si Robertson]

Now, Jackson, you know, Haven or Honey's for haven't too. And Haven's a way better driver than Honey is. We have all the carts and seven.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Honey's all haven't. Like she. She'll get like this. And she's. She's just.

[Willie Robertson]

She looks where she's going.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, she knows. She knows what she's doing. But Honey still just. She can't really do it.

[Uncle Si]

Jackson is a guy fell.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Well, that's how ours are. Waylon actually looks where he's going, and Jackson's only worried about what's behind it. Him for some reason. So he's got bruises all over his head. He runs into doors and door frame. He could care less about where he's going. He's like, I knock that out the way I just make sure ain't nobody coming behind me. I don't know. It's the wildest thing, man, but it's. It's a lot of fun. It's way more fun now than it was. So I'm. Oh, man, Y' all about to be in that sleepless stage for a minute, but it won't be too bad.

[Christian Robertson]

Third time's a charm.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Y' all got it figured out. But at this point, on three, you're a pro by now. Like, you could take care of Hunter if you needed to. To.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And that's saying something for real.

[Christian Robertson]

You want baba?

[Willie Robertson]

They burp you. You need to be burped, Hunter. Crap. Hey, I caught you sleeping over there, so I'm. Pay attention. I'm getting you involved in this and paying attention. Yeah. Calm down.

[Christian Robertson]

Do wipe or wet wipe.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. So what's next? What's next for everybody? We're. We're about to have a little break in filming. So where y' all going on trip? Anybody go? Y' all going anywhere, y' all?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we're going to see my family for the fourth.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

And. Yeah, this. Then we're just waiting for the baby.

[Willie Robertson]

Then nest, then nesting, then bring back nesting.

[Uncle Si]

We.

[Si Robertson]

We going to Florida.

[Uncle Si]

Florida.

[Si Robertson]

Florida.

[Willie Robertson]

You won't go. You love. You love the sun and the sand.

[Uncle Si]

I'll pass.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow. You love the sun and sand.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Don't you?

[Christian Robertson]

I think I've seen signs shorts one time in my life.

[Willie Robertson]

Have you?

[Si Robertson]

I don't think I've ever seen you.

[Christian Robertson]

I've seen once.

[Uncle Si]

I don't like shorts.

[Willie Robertson]

I went to the Bahamas with this man. He was in shorts the first day and that's it.

[Uncle Si]

Then I was burned up.

[Willie Robertson]

The rest he got so some. But I've never seen a shirt.

[Si Robertson]

Shorts and no shirt.

[Willie Robertson]

He. No, he wore a shirt. He was fine up top. But he didn't put any sunscreen on his legs.

[Uncle Si]

Didn't do no good.

[Willie Robertson]

That was the most painful thing.

[Si Robertson]

Feet are the worst.

[Uncle Si]

You know, I had my legs burnt and Stone, you know, Stone had some kind of stomach problem.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, goodness.

[Uncle Si]

He was down and just, you know. Yeah. It was a trip to hell. What? It was.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

I felt like it. I was.

[Willie Robertson]

But the problem is I would sleep till noon every day. He sleep till. No, no kidding. We'd all come back and it's nighttime. Getting ready to go to bed beside. Just getting cranked up.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Because he slept till noon. So he won't play dominoes. And a domino table was about one or two o' clock right above the room. Me and Britt were staying in society banging dominoes all night. And I'm down there just like. Would you please stop? Like, I just. Can you not slam the dominoes? That's what. Hey, have you talked. Y' all know how to play dominoes?

[Christian Robertson]

I do.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Y' all gonna have to. You have to get in with.

[Christian Robertson]

I would rather play poker with you.

[Willie Robertson]

Can win a lot more money, but you'll laugh way more playing dominoes with it.

[Uncle Si]

I don't know. We have a good time playing.

[Christian Robertson]

They have a good time. They have a good time playing. I hear all about it all the time.

[Uncle Si]

Ask your dad.

[Christian Robertson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Uncle Si]

He didn't do a good the other night.

[Christian Robertson]

Did you.

[Uncle Si]

I've done all right.

[Willie Robertson]

Did you finally. You finally.

[Uncle Si]

No, I lost money.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh.

[Christian Robertson]

But that's all right.

[Si Robertson]

It's just how much money you love.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

You know, if you could take your wife to the movies and eat out, that's 200 right there.

[Willie Robertson]

But you, you got a night of hope. And you didn't have to listen to Christine. So, you know.

[Uncle Si]

No, I lose Enough to her.

[Christian Robertson]

Ye.

[Uncle Si]

Hey, look, that woman just. She couldn't believe it when I said yes. She just ordered some blinds.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. For your house?

[Uncle Si]

Yeah. To the tune of $18,000. What?

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Where you go see your CPA for.

[Willie Robertson]

A house you can put axles under?

[Uncle Si]

Hey, well, I'm just telling you. Hey, that's what it comes.

[Christian Robertson]

Can these blinds make you blind? I mean, what's the deal?

[Uncle Si]

No, that. Yeah. Hey, you just.

[Si Robertson]

They're the blackout.

[Uncle Si]

Sharing. Got a little remote.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they're the blackout.

[Christian Robertson]

You need a little privacy when you're giggling.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Uncle Si]

That's why I sit in the house naked all the time.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Y' all getting ready? Y' all getting ready?

[Uncle Si]

No, that's why my wife tells me. She said marrying you was the best thing I ever done. She said. I'm still laughing.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Uncle Si]

Hey, there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

There you go.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, keep them joyful. Look.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, keep them laughing, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Keep them laughing. That's all you got to do. Keep them laughing. And keep them fed, right?

[Uncle Si]

Well, give them the checkbook.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, give him the checkbook.

[Si Robertson]

Keep them laughing, keep them fed and give them that.

[Uncle Si]

It's worth it.

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

Sadie got anywhere pregnancy craving? Food wise?

[Si Robertson]

Not really. We have this ice maker at our house and she'll just be full squatting, waiting for the. The. The new pieces to fall. So if it's a weird craving, it's kind of just a weird thing.

[Christian Robertson]

It's a weird picture.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah. Pregnant. I've got pregnant squatting and squatting.

[Uncle Si]

I've been there. That's so irritating. I have to wait till you hear them.

[Christian Robertson]

You've been there too? Pregnant, squatting.

[Uncle Si]

Well, not. No, no. Waiting on the ice.

[Si Robertson]

Waiting on the ice.

[Christian Robertson]

I didn't know. I mean, I was just picking up.

[Si Robertson]

That's really about it. She had weird cravings the first time.

[Uncle Si]

She's feeling a little uncomfortable today with her condition.

[Willie Robertson]

Condition? It ain't a disease.

[Uncle Si]

No, no. Cause I feel. Sorry.

[Christian Robertson]

She's infected for life.

[Uncle Si]

When she saw me and she busted out laughing, I said I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.

[Christian Robertson]

I'm gonna tell her next time I see her. I heard you have a condition.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

How'd y' all. How'd y's weekend babysitting go?

[Christian Robertson]

That was great.

[Willie Robertson]

It was.

[Christian Robertson]

I mean, kind of. It was a blast.

[Si Robertson]

What do you mean? Kinda.

[Christian Robertson]

I mean, Jacob is a good.

[Uncle Si]

He's good with kids.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, I know you've got a problem with their house. Should you address it now?

[Christian Robertson]

There's no ceiling fans in this house.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, just crank.

[Christian Robertson]

I got an idea for you. Hey, you can build some kids trucks and whatever tables you're talking about build. Go in there and put a ceiling fan in there.

[Si Robertson]

I had a feeling.

[Christian Robertson]

Let me see. I'll buy your ceiling fan.

[Si Robertson]

It makes Sadie's eyes water. She won't let me.

[Christian Robertson]

Eyes water in the guest room. When is Sadie sleeping in the guest room? Because you don't know who is your boy. And it's hot.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, just crank that air down.

[Christian Robertson]

Especially when honey putting her feet under me and kicking me off the bed and I can't even lay down.

[Uncle Si]

Christian, get a fan. Ceiling fan.

[Willie Robertson]

Cause it's Hot.

[Si Robertson]

I'll just buy one of those little mini blizzard fans.

[Willie Robertson]

So if you go stay at Sadie and Christian's byof, bring your own fan, bring you a box fan, bring you something.

[Christian Robertson]

You got a second? Guess I'll buy you when you're about.

[Si Robertson]

To go over there, buy you a fan.

[Christian Robertson]

You don't even need a sauna. Just go in the guest room.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that guest room does kind of get.

[Uncle Si]

Hey, bring your swimsuit.

[Si Robertson]

He's sweating.

[Uncle Si]

Do you have a pool? No.

[Christian Robertson]

No.

[Uncle Si]

You're gonna need it.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, I was over at Will and Corey's the other night and Jacob was just like, why aren't you going back? He said, it's so hot over there, I just don't want to go. I said, it feels so good in this house. I don't want to go over there. There's no ceiling.

[Si Robertson]

Well, also, honey, I'm like 68 in our house.

[Christian Robertson]

I just. There's no ceiling fan. And also it doesn't help when the four year old's taking up 70% of the bed and Bella's got the other two 20. And I'm sitting there just like, oh, they both sleeping.

[Willie Robertson]

Like crime scene photos.

[Christian Robertson]

Well, yeah, we'll sleep sideways. And then honey put her feet and her hands at one point under my back and I was just like, yeah, she sleeps doing. And so I ended up on the couch last night. I just said, forget this.

[Uncle Si]

Yeah, you're fixed to say she got bored and it's playing the drums on your back.

[Christian Robertson]

No, when she gets bored, she just starts tooting. That's what she does.

[Willie Robertson]

She a tutor, she has a condition.

[Christian Robertson]

And she'll go, my stomach hurts. And then go, yeah, I think you need to go to the bathroom, darling.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, get away. Get away with it while you can. Right there. At the age while it's still.

[Christian Robertson]

Oh, she's so much fun.

[Willie Robertson]

While they're still cute and everything. That's like. Jackson got some looks this morning at swim lessons because he was butt naked in the lady's yard peeing in the grass. I said, hey, do it while you can. So everybody's laughing while you.

[Christian Robertson]

So when I was a kid, this is when I moved into a neighborhood. It's a funny story. I'd never lived in a neighborhood before this. And obviously I grew up in Balcomville.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yes, you just pee off the porch.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah, I used to pee off the porch. Well, I never heard of a cul de sac. Didn't know what a drain was. Well, I found out and I had my pants down. Peeing in the drain. Meet my new neighbors at 7 years old, and they got to see the whole package.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. Were they impressed you were peeing outside.

[Si Robertson]

In a drain at 7 years old?

[Christian Robertson]

I grew up different. That's what I did. I'm sorry.

[Si Robertson]

That's like a. That's a problem.

[Christian Robertson]

I'm just saying you can ask him today. Mr. Marchbanks, I'm telling you, I got a whipping when I got home, which wasn't that far. I just had to walk back inside.

[Willie Robertson]

I hate to say it. I live. I live in the subdivision now. The other night, after we got done doing what we were doing over Willing Coors, it was about 12:30, so I wasn't expecting anybody to come driving in our cul de sac.

[Christian Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So I said, well, I won't make any noise when I go in pee, wake Brittany up. So I just. Peeing in the. In the yard there. And I said, and here comes somebody.

[Christian Robertson]

I'm telling you.

[Uncle Si]

Here comes headlock.

[Willie Robertson]

I said, lord have mercy. When I was younger, I'd rushed and zipped up, you know, at this age.

[Christian Robertson]

I was like, oh, I didn't.

[Willie Robertson]

What are you gonna do, call the police? On.

[Christian Robertson]

I didn't rush and zip up. I just said, hey, wave my hand on my winner.

[Si Robertson]

Like, I was like, hey, with a finger on your.

[Willie Robertson]

At least you didn't use both hands. I guess that'd been have.

[Christian Robertson]

I was still aiming. Okay.

[Willie Robertson]

Still making sure it got in the drain. I was just doing it right there in the grass. I didn't even. I was like, it's 12:30.

[Christian Robertson]

I think me and my brother and sister were the biggest menace to that neighborhood that it's ever seen. Another funny story, too. This is like the same week of us moving in there. We were playing football in my friend's yard, and my dad got us a dirt bike when we were at our old house. So I learned how to ride a dirt bike. I was like three years old, four years old. And, well, we're playing. And we were also jank. We'd already broke off the helmets. You ever seen in a dirt bike helmet with the visor? Oh, yeah, we already broke them off. So we already looked extra jank because we didn't have no visor on there. And we were playing football, and my brother and sister riding piggyback on each other. We're playing football, come and run. They're like waving at us. Run into these people's mailbox, knock it over, get back on it, and drive off. And I'm sitting there in the yard, playing with my friends, and they're like, do you know who that is? And I'm like, no, I don't.

[Uncle Si]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Christian Robertson]

I did act like I did not know those people at all. And then my parents had ended up buying these people a new mailbox that we barely knew. And that's just like, the craziest things.

[Willie Robertson]

Christian I'll ever do anything like that.

[Si Robertson]

Not that I.

[Christian Robertson]

Got a lot of stupid stories for my brother and sister.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh. The good news is, hopefully this podcast keeps going for a while and you can tell the rest of them at some other point, but we're going. We're going to wrap it up for now. Do anybody. We always close with a. With a Bible verse. Anybody got one on top of their tongue, on tip of their tongue? Anything Christian, you let me take it. You want to do. You want to do 4, 8? Because for people that don't know, maybe you're new here. We have picked up a lot of subscribers here of late. Christian also has a podcast called four eight Men Podcast. Right. Am I saying that right? So, I mean, if you want to do four, eight, go ahead and do that, because we do. We have picked up a lot in the past. Little bit. So there may be people that didn't even know that that was out there. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And I. I just wrapped up my third workout devotional.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

Put out. And then I got one of them put on the Bible app now, which is exciting.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, look at that.

[Christian Robertson]

Check it out on you Ver.

[Si Robertson]

The James study is now on YouVersion. So, yeah, I'll read first Timothy 4, 8. For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Bodily training, it's of some value, but godliness is of every value. So train yourself spiritually.

[Christian Robertson]

Apply that to everything.

[Si Robertson]

You can add to everything.

[Willie Robertson]

You can apply it to duck hunting. You can do it. It. All of it. It doesn't work or whatever. Whatever you want. But. Hey, guys. Appreciate y' all sitting down with us.

[Si Robertson]

Thanks for having us.

[Willie Robertson]

Sigh. Thanks for finally joining us. I appreciate y' all, man. I like you over here. You can stay if you.

[Christian Robertson]

We like subbing you in from the sideline.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Si]

Ain't no big deal.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Christian Robertson]

Ain't nothing.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, we'll see.

[Uncle Si]

I enjoyed being on the sidelines because I got to watch y' all at work.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go. But we'll.

[Uncle Si]

And you're actually pretty good.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, you ain't so bad yourself, old man.

[Uncle Si]

I was. I was impressed, boy.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, good. Let's wrap this thing up. We'll see y' all next time. Right here on the duck call room. We're out.