Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary: "Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!"
Release Date: February 25, 2025

In this lively episode of the Duck Call Room, hosts Si Robertson and Justin Martin, alongside Si’s brothers Jase and Willie Robertson, delve into a mix of humorous anecdotes, family updates, culinary debates, and playful banter. Titled "Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!", the episode primarily revolves around unexpected twists in their personal lives, particularly focusing on a memorable dating mishap involving Phil Robertson.

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1. Welcome and Opening Banter [00:00 - 12:30]

The episode kicks off with the familiar camaraderie of the Robertson family. Si Robertson humorously teases Phil about lacking a "firebomb" but promising some news instead, setting a playful tone for the conversation.

Si Robertson [00:07]:
"What are you gonna start a firebomb? I don't have a firebomb. But I do have news."

Jase Robertson [00:07]:
"Go ahead. Welcome back."

The hosts quickly segue into discussing Hunter Robertson's dating life, sharing insights and advice humorously.

2. Hunter Robertson's Dating Life Update [12:30 - 32:30]

Hunter shares that he has a date scheduled later in the month and has been helping his girlfriend's mother, who is battling lung cancer. The family expresses admiration for Hunter's dedication and support.

Hunter Robertson [04:16]:
"She currently lives in North Carolina. When she comes to town, we're going to go on a date and hang out."

Willie Robertson [06:35]:
"So I commend you, Hunter, because if I was your age right now, I don't think I would even know how to start dating."

The conversation highlights the importance of supporting loved ones and balancing personal life with family responsibilities.

3. Phil Robertson's Date Mishap [12:30 - 32:30]

The centerpiece of the episode is Phil Robertson recounting an unsettling experience on a date where he was unexpectedly punched twice by his date. This incident adds a dramatic and humorous element to the episode.

Willie Robertson [12:34]:
"Can you tell us about the date you went on where the girl hits you with both fists in your face?"

Phil Robertson [12:44]:
"I actually picked her up from a motel, okay, where she was staying, her and her parents. We get in the car and I sit down and look when I put the key in and turn it, I mean, she cold cocked me with her fist." [12:54]

Phil vividly describes the moment of being punched, initially mistaking the situation for a car malfunction.

Phil Robertson [12:57]:
"Oh, I thought the car had blew up. I really did."

The family reacts with a mix of concern and humor, reflecting on Phil's unexpected and somewhat outrageous encounter.

Jase Robertson [13:14]:
"Yeah, Hunter let cyber wingman. Let him get hit. They can't hit old man now though, I don't think."

4. Thanksgiving Food Stories and Recipes [32:30 - 42:00]

Transitioning from personal stories to culinary debates, the Robertson brothers delve into discussions about traditional Thanksgiving dishes, particularly focusing on dressing, chili, and pizza. The conversation is rich with anecdotes and differing opinions on the best ways to prepare these staples.

Phil Robertson [27:52]:
"All you've got is a bunch of wet crackers and bread, you big dummy." [27:52]

They share family recipes and the history behind their favorite dishes, highlighting the importance of tradition and personal preferences in family gatherings.

Si Robertson [29:14]:
"We have talked about this one bucket of dressing has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man." [29:14]

The debate extends to the inclusion of beans in chili, where Si defends his stance passionately.

Si Robertson [39:35]:
"Our fans have even sounded off about it. Someone just made a comment that said, still isn't, and I'm okay with that." [39:35]

5. Listener Interactions and Fun Discussions [42:00 - 50:00]

Listener emails and questions add another layer of engagement to the episode. Martin shares a question from a listener, Ben from Iowa, seeking advice on integrating his faith into a public school commencement speech.

Martin [48:32]:
"Hey, guys, this is Ben from Iowa. Oh, and I am applying to be the commencement speaker at my graduation ceremony. And I want to share Jesus with them, but I go to a public school." [48:32]

The Robertson family offers straightforward and humorous advice on navigating such situations, emphasizing authenticity and timing.

Additionally, the hosts engage in a playful discussion about zombie apocalypse survival, each proposing their own set of items to withstand the fictional threat.

Phil Robertson [51:37]:
"I mean, you putting them on the table, saying that's the main attraction. You can't happen into it either." [51:37]

Jase Robertson [52:08]:
"If there's any critters left I get them too." [52:08]

This segment showcases their camaraderie and ability to entertain with light-hearted, imaginative scenarios.

6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts [50:00 - End]

As the episode wraps up, the Robertson family reflects on the discussions, reiterating their family bonds and shared humor. They encourage listeners to engage with their stories and maintain their traditions, all while keeping the atmosphere fun and engaging.

Phil Robertson [53:44]:
"But I don't hit him with it. Let me tell you about the man. His name is Jesus Christ." [53:44]

Si Robertson [54:02]:
"If dead people start eating alive people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things." [54:02]

The episode concludes with hearty laughter and teasing, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next installment of the Duck Call Room.

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Notable Quotes

• Phil Robertson [12:44]:
  "I actually picked her up from a motel, okay, where she was staying, her and her parents. We get in the car and I sit down and look when I put the key in and turn it, I mean, she cold cocked me with her fist."

• Phil Robertson [12:57]:
  "Oh, I thought the car had blew up. I really did."

• Si Robertson [29:14]:
  "We have talked about this one bucket of dressing has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man."

• Phil Robertson [27:52]:
  "All you've got is a bunch of wet crackers and bread, you big dummy."

• Phil Robertson [53:44]:
  "But I don't hit him with it. Let me tell you about the man. His name is Jesus Christ."

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Conclusion

This episode of the Duck Call Room masterfully blends personal stories with family dynamics, culinary debates, and interactive segments, all underscored by the Robertson family's signature humor and warmth. Whether discussing Hunter's supportive role in his girlfriend's life or Phil's unexpected date incident, listeners are treated to an authentic and entertaining glimpse into the lives of the Robertson clan.

Transcript

[Phil Robertson]

Foreign?

[Si Robertson]

What are you gonna start a firebomb? I don't have a firebomb. But I do have news.

[Jase Robertson]

Go ahead. Welcome back.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, lay it on.

[Jase Robertson]

Welcome back to the duck call room. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, Johnny D's got news.

[Si Robertson]

So especially the ladies need to hear this.

[Phil Robertson]

What's the news?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, Hunter told me that I'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on.

[Jase Robertson]

Instagram at Hunter Nick Nerd.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, because me and Hunter did a video together. We collabed and the girl was like, oh, I didn't expect Hunter to look like this. And I was like, well, his phone number is available. All you got to do is ask him. He's right here. He's going to see it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, right. Did you do it?

[Si Robertson]

And so I was like, you know what? I'm just a good friend, like doing that for like help being him a solid. I hadn't been able to be a wingman a long time and it felt like.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, here's my question. On a scale 1 to 10, what does she look like?

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, there's more to I don't know.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I want to look. See what the look like.

[Si Robertson]

I'll look it up.

[Jase Robertson]

You can't trust anything online anyway.

[Si Robertson]

That's true. All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this. Whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number going on.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I like that steak right there.

[Si Robertson]

Well, that stuff now I open up Instagram and stones just on it.

[Phil Robertson]

Making steaks. Anyway, a handlebar steak for us.

[Si Robertson]

So. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey man, hey, you can't be telling girls to ask me for my number. And I'm like, what do you mean that's a good thing?

[Jase Robertson]

And he said, oh, he absolutely can't. He can't do that for me.

[Si Robertson]

Look. So you know what he says?

[Jase Robertson]

But for you, that's fair game and very. You should be appreciative.

[Willie Robertson]

So what did he say?

[Si Robertson]

He said cuz he has a date later this month.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, wow. You're that far booked in advance, huh?

[Si Robertson]

What, you book dates on a couch?

[Phil Robertson]

Hunter doesn't say. He doesn't turn into a lover.

[Si Robertson]

So Hunter has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks. So we can't get other girls numbers.

[Phil Robertson]

You need to sing. You need to sing Conway 20th song. This girl needs a slow hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I thought we had a little easy touch. I thought he was going with tight fitting jeans.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, you can Say that too.

[Si Robertson]

I'm into those anyways. But I'm just curious, Hunter, how you book dates with girls like that? This was three weeks in advance. You booked the date.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, she.

[Hunter]

She doesn't live here.

[Jase Robertson]

My man book dates like I book speaking engagement.

[Si Robertson]

Hold on.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, he live here? He's done one.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, is this because of us?

[Jase Robertson]

Timeout. Wait. I now. I now have a follow up question. Before you answer that, does here mean America?

[Hunter]

He doesn't live in Louisiana.

[Willie Robertson]

Louisiana?

[Phil Robertson]

He's going global.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't know.

[Si Robertson]

We're rooting for you though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to.

[Hunter]

Yeah, no, I have a date this weekend.

[Si Robertson]

All right, let's hear about the date.

[Willie Robertson]

We're going to. Tell us what you're going to do.

[Hunter]

The. The. The story. Story is a bit weird.

[Si Robertson]

Shocker.

[Hunter]

I can't. Nothing's normal with me. But no, we're going to go to. We're going to go to the Enoch and Monroe.

[Willie Robertson]

We're going to.

[Hunter]

No, she's never been.

[Willie Robertson]

I'm just joking.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, what is Enoch?

[Jase Robertson]

A bar.

[Hunter]

It's an Irish.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not allowed in there.

[Willie Robertson]

And they got music and it's the.

[Hunter]

Best hamburgers in town.

[Si Robertson]

I might be allowed in there again.

[Phil Robertson]

Get down.

[Si Robertson]

How old was I when that happened? Just kidding. It's a bar and grill. It's a cool place.

[Willie Robertson]

So then what?

[Hunter]

Well, so I took the day off work. I'm gonna spend the day with her. We're gonna go to.

[Si Robertson]

Where did you meet this girl?

[Hunter]

So I met her in high school.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[Hunter]

Day off work next Monday.

[Si Robertson]

Well, we have a show to do.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we record on Monday, so you better in high time out your cheap self. Is Monday still two for one burger night at Enoch?

[Si Robertson]

No, Tuesday.

[Hunter]

No, Tuesday is.

[Si Robertson]

That's what day he's going there, isn't it?

[Jase Robertson]

I was about to slide you a 20 spot so she can get her own burger.

[Si Robertson]

They're going to the movies on Tuesday because it's matinee all day. Aren't you?

[Willie Robertson]

He's leaving Louisiana with her.

[Hunter]

No, no, no. I'm gonna be here. So she. We need a hunter here and her mom lives here and her mom currently has lung cancer. So I've been going over there and I've been helping her mom because I. I grew up with these people. I love her mom. I do anything for her. So I'm doing yard work, plumbing work.

[Willie Robertson]

Wow.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter is a catch people, so. Wow.

[Jase Robertson]

What a life, man.

[Hunter]

Yeah, every weekend actually. And all this Week because I can't fix the stupid tub drain.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter and plumbing. He's working on it.

[Jase Robertson]

Getting there. So I'll figure that out before you have it. Before you get married. Well, I'm getting in my practice. Plumbing in general. Oh.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

So. Yeah. And then when she comes to town from. Because she currently lives in North Carolina. When she comes to town, we're going to go on a date and hang out.

[Si Robertson]

Hunter, you rule, man. I love being Hunter's wingman, even when he doesn't listen.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Long distance is probably best for you.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know what that means.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I. I'm saying your last one critiques you for being a clinger. Right. So like, distance will help that. It will help you be less.

[Si Robertson]

I'm clingy too.

[Jase Robertson]

If you really are. I don't know. I've never dated you, so I'm just go. I'm going off the only.

[Hunter]

What you doing this weekend?

[Jase Robertson]

I'm going off the only evidence.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, what's he doing Tuesday?

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, we. We. We don't have to go to Golden Corral. I don't mind taking you to a dinner.

[Si Robertson]

So like going to a dinner.

[Jase Robertson]

We don't have to go where the discount is.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm excited to hear about that.

[Jase Robertson]

I am too. But I think that's a. I think that's a good look for, you know, for what happened to your last one. I think one very hands off distance is. Is.

[Si Robertson]

Is good stock rises every day.

[Jase Robertson]

Is she driving in or flying in?

[Hunter]

She's driving in.

[Jase Robertson]

Wow, that's a long drive.

[Hunter]

14 to 15 hours.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's a long. That's a long ride. So what part of North Carolina she from?

[Hunter]

Raleigh.

[Jase Robertson]

Raleigh.

[Willie Robertson]

Raleigh.

[Jase Robertson]

They do have an airport there. I've flown to it several times.

[Hunter]

Well, all the airplanes keep crashing right now. I'd be scared to fly.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Because people don't wreck on interstate.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Last two days.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Wow. What a life. Oh, well, good for you, man.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, that's exciting news.

[Jase Robertson]

Also, thank you for helping out her mother, man. That's. That's. That's comm.

[Hunter]

Well, she's 14 hours away. No one's going over there helping her with stuff. I have the ability to as I.

[Jase Robertson]

Was like, that's comm.

[Hunter]

I'll do it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Hey, good for you, man. Looking out for your fellow neighbor.

[Hunter]

I'm not stuck at it, but I'll give it a try.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, that's all you can do.

[Si Robertson]

Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam, the words Hunter cam. Just. Everyone just type Hunter cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life. Just makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.

[Jase Robertson]

So what does your girl do for a living?

[Hunter]

She works at a. It's like a healthy restaurant.

[Jase Robertson]

Up in Raleigh, Durham. She just said, I got to get out of here.

[Si Robertson]

A lot of people do. They all.

[Jase Robertson]

You think.

[Si Robertson]

You think you're going, oh, she is West Monroe. And Monroe is like a vortex hole.

[Hunter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You.

[Si Robertson]

You end up back here.

[Jase Robertson]

You can't get out of it to some extent. Yeah, yeah.

[Hunter]

She moved. She moved up there. She'll be back, and she's coming back for a week, and part of this trip is to kind of see if she needs to stay here and help take care of her mom.

[Si Robertson]

To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants.

[Jase Robertson]

She gonna struggle if that's her. If that's goals, if she wants to.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Her belly gonna be toe up when she gets here. Golly. But at least he's coming during crawfish season.

[Willie Robertson]

So I commend you, Hunter, because if I was your age right now, I don't think. I don't even know how I would start dating. I can't even remember that long.

[Si Robertson]

I do. I know exactly how you don't join Tinder.

[Willie Robertson]

I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is here.

[Si Robertson]

I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating. But I do love that we just had a Don't join Tinder.

[Hunter]

Did that a couple of years ago, and I hated it.

[Si Robertson]

I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it. And I'm proud of you for hating it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's like the worst kind of window shopping, man. Like, wow.

[Si Robertson]

I gotta go.

[Jase Robertson]

It's wild.

[Si Robertson]

If. If Philip McMillan were single today and.

[Jase Robertson]

Needed to date farmersonly.com no.

[Si Robertson]

All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter T shirt with that Jerry curl mullet in front of that Camaro with hand on that hip.

[Willie Robertson]

So I. Look at me go.

[Si Robertson]

They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the duck call room. Instagram.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I was pretty glad that me and Brittany didn't have a picture pass. But everybody knew what I look like because that had been a toughy. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, I was I was 18 years old right there. Yep. And she was 19. And we don't know we're still together, married.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know whose hair is more impressive.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jase Robertson]

Now that is wild now.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, okay. That's a good normal.

[Jase Robertson]

She still got them bangs of, huh? They just ain't. They ain't teased up no more.

[Si Robertson]

But that picture was everybody's favorite picture on the whole Instagram.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, next time, pro tip. You stand uphill, make you look a little bit taller.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, Martin, just hold some back every once in a while.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, I'm used to being the guy that has to stand downhill so you don't tower over everybody. Like you on the other side of that car, my friend.

[Willie Robertson]

That was my car. That's the one Willie borrowed to impress Corey. He was, he begged for it. He was like, man, I want to make a good impression on Corey, you know, I was like, sure, you can use, you know, go ahead. And he was like, oh, it was great. She loved it. We had a great night.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. What do you do on the second one when you show up?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Then he shows up in that old orange Mustang that wouldn't run, that he.

[Si Robertson]

Pooped all over the floorboard in gross. That's a good story. We didn't have Willie back on just so he can tell that story. Any hoosers?

[Jase Robertson]

What a life, man.

[Willie Robertson]

The day I wouldn't want to start over. Hunter, you're doing good.

[Si Robertson]

I would never start over.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, he hadn't started over. He's just getting started.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, Buddy's had a few, you know, difficult.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, but women he's dealt with, like, who hadn't, Right?

[Si Robertson]

I got a few.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, just. Just add that to the list of things. Well, normally we'd be full blown into spring. Here we'd be fishing, but it's freaking cold outside. So you know what the next best thing to fishing is?

[Si Robertson]

Fishing.

[Jase Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

So we should make a fishing clan.

[Willie Robertson]

Hey, y'all be easy. I got a bite.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, I'm already in a clan.

[Si Robertson]

I always get left out of everything up here.

[Jase Robertson]

I've had Fishing Clash on my phone since before this. So, like, this isn't an ad, people.

[Si Robertson]

No, look, Martin been playing Fishing Clash a minute.

[Jase Robertson]

I'M going to give you my stats here.

[Phil Robertson]

Don't give my stats.

[Jase Robertson]

That's going to be. Yeah, I'm a level 196.

[Phil Robertson]

196.

[Jase Robertson]

And my overall score is 23.3 million. I remember the Florida crackers.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, there you go.

[Jase Robertson]

With a K. I don't really know what it means, what I really like about it. This is going to tell you the nerd in me is it's accurate. It's accurate. It's biologically accurate. You catch real fish with real things and they give real description to the fish. Like when the boys get old enough.

[Si Robertson]

They'Re not made up weights.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, no, it's accurate. Of course, my buddy won the Fishing Clash Angler of the year. So they sponsor major league fishing too. Fishing Clash everywhere we go, what we do, I play it all time on my phone. You can join 50 million plus players already casting their way to glory in this fast paced competitive fishing experience. Create your fishing clan, invite your friends and compete together. Use the gift code duck to get a 20 welcome bonus and start your journey with an edge. Don't miss out. Download fishing class today and use the gift code.

[Phil Robertson]

Done. And catch you some fish.

[Si Robertson]

So you ever run into any difficult women ever?

[Willie Robertson]

They still married to her?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And now can you. Can you tell us about the date you went on where the girl hits you with both fist in your face?

[Si Robertson]

What? Oh, yeah, she falcon punched you.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, I thought the car had literally blew up.

[Jase Robertson]

What she hit you for, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

Just, she's crazy.

[Willie Robertson]

No, no, see, Hunter, at least they're not hitting you double fist.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, hey, I actually picked her up from a motel, okay, where she was staying, her and her parents. Okay? We get in the car and I sit down and look when I put the key in and turn it, I mean, she cold cocked me with her fist.

[Willie Robertson]

Now, did you think the car blew up?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I thought the car had blew up. I really did.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, Hunter let cyber wingman.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, let him get hit. They can't hit old man now though, I don't think. Well, maybe you can.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, she would have. Oh, he was one of them. Boy.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That is fantastic. I'm so lost at where to go from here.

[Phil Robertson]

I love it.

[Jase Robertson]

If it makes you feel any better, our wives had lunch together today.

[Si Robertson]

It didn't matter. I don't know why I'm nervous about that. And she didn't answer and then I just got a text. Are you filming? Yeah, I was having lunch with Brittany and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. Yeah, I Don't even know why.

[Phil Robertson]

Why did they get together?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I'm glad they're. But they. They starting to spend too much time together. They like, stay at home.

[Phil Robertson]

Mom, what's up?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I guess, but I guess they're the only ones that know what they really going through. Both of them too. So, like, I mean, I get it. Whatever. I just wish they pick a cheaper place to eat lunch other than brawls. Like, you go raws you about to drop. You about to drop some.

[Si Robertson]

Is that where they went?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they went to raws.

[Willie Robertson]

You boys are going.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, they went and ate sushi and whatever else to get together.

[Si Robertson]

Like the last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I tell you that. Well, I had to go to the restaurant. Allison didn't realize till she was in Monroe.

[Phil Robertson]

They just ate, ate and got up and left.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, old dining.

[Phil Robertson]

Pay the bill.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier. And they're like, oh, they did, didn't they? I was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, can I pay for their lunch? Sorry. She's really not like that very often. Ah, shoot, man. I don't even. Yeah, I'm. I'm puzzled now. I got.

[Si Robertson]

I just asked what it was about.

[Jase Robertson]

I just didn't even know that we were going to start there with Hunter. That's interesting.

[Si Robertson]

Sorry, I didn't.

[Jase Robertson]

I just.

[Si Robertson]

The one month away date, I needed more information and he was.

[Hunter]

A couple weeks.

[Si Robertson]

He started a couple months, whatever. He started to explain it to me. I said, hold on.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, we got. We got to revisit that.

[Si Robertson]

Revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. So I would. We've had a week off from Doug Dynasty. That's been nice. A little more energy. Yeah, a little not being run around every day, huh?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Because, hey, that was. That was a long three weeks.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm sure it's going to get longer for us.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I was curious why nobody calls me at 9:30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

That's the only time they called me Philip. I'm the new macmillan. Apparently they don't tell me anything. And then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at like, lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. I just come by and do something weird.

[Willie Robertson]

So are y'all enjoying the filming? I mean, is it. Y'all having fun because it's been a while.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I mean I, I think it's fun. It's different, it's a different to different style.

[Phil Robertson]

So that's one thing. It is a different kind of crew.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. And some of them, we know, some of them are brand new. Some of them were on Duck Dynasty with us, like sound man D Rock. So it's nice having that familiarity, I guess, with, with some of it. And then some of it's new, new ideas, new new ways of thinking. Yeah, they're fun, man. They're, they're a good crew. They're, they're kind, they're. Overall, I would say they have been very respectful of our time. So like not a whole lot of late happens in tv. Whether you, whether you've been on TV or not, when you're making it, just late happens. So. But I would say they've been on time more than they've been late, which is a nice change of pace from seasons one through eight of Duck Dynasty when nobody was on time every day. What was going, you didn't have a clue. So.

[Willie Robertson]

So are you.

[Phil Robertson]

One thing I like about this one is a. They don't overdo it.

[Jase Robertson]

No. They know when they've got it.

[Willie Robertson]

They got it. They got it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. They don't make you.

[Phil Robertson]

They filmed it. Okay. And it's decent. Well, then they move on.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

You mean to tell me sometimes, okay.

[Phil Robertson]

We got to do it again.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You know, because you know, that used, that used to make me mad.

[Jase Robertson]

That was perfect. Do it again.

[Phil Robertson]

The director would ask the cameraman, the.

[Willie Robertson]

Main cameraman, and you gave it all you had the first time.

[Phil Robertson]

And he'd say, and you know, and here's, here's, here's the answer. He said, well, how was that? And the cameraman, the lead cameraman would say, well, hey, in my opinion, you're not going to ever get better than what you just got. Let's rap. Let's wrap it for the day and go home.

[Jase Robertson]

And then they'd say, and they'd say.

[Phil Robertson]

No, we're going to do it again. Because they had the time allowed. Just because you allowed eight hours to film this, this episode. When it's good, it's good. Hey, don't push the point now.

[Willie Robertson]

I remember the National.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

When we did the racing at the Ike Hamilton or whatever, man, it was a two day deal. I mean that was for a 30 minute little.

[Jase Robertson]

It was cold in. To remember.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Out there in that parking lot. Freezing.

[Willie Robertson]

It was freezing. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, that's what that reminds me of the rattlers coming. And all they had on was that little.

[Si Robertson]

That was the coldest day of little.

[Phil Robertson]

Outfits, which were nothing. And it was cold. I'm talking about bad cold.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there's some that were very memorably cold. That wrestling, the go kart racing. The other one was Godwin's birthday. Remember that? When we were like the medieval feast out there at the King Goblin with his big old turkey leg? Like, it was so cold and so wet that day because, like, your feet were soaking wet. Because we were in those medieval costumes. So you didn't get to wear, like, medieval. You didn't get to wear knee boots. Yeah, medieval.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we was medieval.

[Phil Robertson]

We was medieval.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know. It starts with. It's got a E in there and it ain't a mid. It's med. Med.

[Willie Robertson]

So, John, Johnny D. What do they have you doing on the show? Can you talk about it?

[Si Robertson]

I can't really tell. Anytime something stupid happens, they call me.

[Willie Robertson]

You're in on it.

[Jase Robertson]

He's there to make fun of the son in laws because none of the rest of us will.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I don't work here.

[Willie Robertson]

Everybody, everybody.

[Phil Robertson]

No, that's not true. I do.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, yeah, you either.

[Willie Robertson]

Had you do that anyway.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey, you had to retire from Duck Commander.

[Phil Robertson]

But I get tickled if they're replying.

[Willie Robertson]

Say what you want to say.

[Si Robertson]

Say what?

[Jase Robertson]

You speak freely.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I. I get tickled at their replies.

[Jase Robertson]

What's that, young boys? The Duck Boys.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, the Duck boys. Yeah. It's funny moving in there. I understand what you talk about. Jacob.

[Jase Robertson]

He funny.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

No, no, I like Jacob.

[Phil Robertson]

And he likes to give as much as he gets. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

He got. He was definitely raised south of interest.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Is this Bella's husband? What's his other name, the nickname?

[Phil Robertson]

Butt Crack.

[Jase Robertson]

Butt Cut. Not Butt Crack.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, Butt Crack buddy. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we have.

[Phil Robertson]

Look, that was the father in law, nicknamed the Vet.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Willie Nickname, everybody.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Now we could. We should have Jacob on here sometime. He'd fit, right?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

He's an interesting little weirdo.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

What about any of the staff from Duck Family Treasure? Any. Any. Any of the camera people or anybody doing it?

[Jase Robertson]

Nope, not.

[Willie Robertson]

Different deal.

[Jase Robertson]

Other than Derek. Yeah. So Derek works sound with y'all on that.

[Si Robertson]

So I'm a glorified extra.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Just like on Duck Dynasty. One.

[Jase Robertson]

Same. I'm a glorified extra to get to talk. And I'm probably only used because of My convenience of being here.

[Willie Robertson]

So now come on.

[Phil Robertson]

I mean, yeah, but you got your own deal.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Well, allegedly.

[Phil Robertson]

You're. No, you're a standalone.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm always paired.

[Phil Robertson]

You do pretty well by yourself.

[Jase Robertson]

But I'm always paired with a kid, which is what makes it fun for me. Because, man, come on, let's. Let's roll. Ain't no problem. And mostly Bella, which is fun because I like Bella. So me and her tight.

[Si Robertson]

But Bella's cool.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, y'all have always been since you was her babysitter for once.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, I pretty much was her nanny before nannies became a thing.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Checked her out of school, did all the things.

[Si Robertson]

So I was just Willie's manny. Yeah, I wasn't anybody's.

[Phil Robertson]

And Bella was a lot of fun to be around.

[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

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[Willie Robertson]

So when I started working for Sigh, I became his filter in a lot of places because I'm like, let me answer this and talk to. And look, it's funny because he knows I'm going to help filter things for him. And so when we were out in the boat in the middle of nowhere, we were fishing and we were staying three or four days. I don't know how many days we stayed out there, but he ran out of tea.

[Si Robertson]

And.

[Willie Robertson]

And so I found some tea, but we didn't have coffee or we didn't have filters. So I figured out a way to make some tea, and it took me hours to do it. And I took it to him and I was like, okay, I got it. You know? I said. And I poured him a glass. I was like, what do you think he said? Nope. He poured it out in the sink and said, it sucks.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I was like, because what it was, he used a coffee maker to do my tea.

[Willie Robertson]

So it tastes like coffee.

[Si Robertson]

Have you lost your coffee?

[Willie Robertson]

We're so far out. I mean, we're.

[Phil Robertson]

We're on a mile out, the whole middle of the ocean, you know, I'm.

[Willie Robertson]

Like, let me do what I can appreciate.

[Jase Robertson]

Most people should have just said, thank you.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I appreciate it.

[Willie Robertson]

But I wanted some feedback and I forgot his filter's gone.

[Phil Robertson]

He's like, important. No, no. It actually hurt his feelings now. Later suck. I seen him because he was. He was moping around. Pity. Pity party. Yeah. And I said, hey, moping around. I said, I appreciate the effort. I said, but you don't realize, okay, you can't make tea in a coffee machine.

[Willie Robertson]

It's the same look Stone gave him when he brought them ribs in and he tried that new. Oh, no, new rub or whatever. And so I was like, okay. He threw it down. He's like, nope, that sucks. You missed it. And Stone was like, well, it ain't that bad.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, yeah, it is. Compared to what you normally cook. This just stinks to high.

[Willie Robertson]

Wouldn't eat it.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, hey, I wouldn't feed my dog.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, Yo, I ain't ever cooking for a Robinson ever. Ever.

[Si Robertson]

Well, what I just over side just.

[Jase Robertson]

To say, oh, well, now you can make your pizza. And because I've had it and I know I've been vetted, you'd be fine.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, we're good with pizza.

[Si Robertson]

I just want to cook something else for him too. Now here lately I'm pretty thick skin, though.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, I hear Lately, I've got. I. I was shocked at how much a pizza cost.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

20. What, 26. Yeah, yeah. $26.

[Willie Robertson]

Yep.

[Jase Robertson]

For a large suite for one one.

[Phil Robertson]

14 inch pizza is 26.

[Willie Robertson]

They're expensive.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. And back I went, yeah, the McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for 123.50. I mean, imagine that.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't have a table. I watched the pickup. Yo, somebody come and pick up. Hey, they got this thing stacked up. Hey, it's a couple hundred dollars for tips.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I think I make my own pizza.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

You know, so I had. I had to run by. I see Al, your nephew Al, a few weeks back, and he was. Actually, he and Lisa were about to leave to go somewhere, but he was cooking something on the grill, you know.

[Phil Robertson]

Fire on the grill.

[Willie Robertson]

He said. He said. Well, he said your boy. Sigh. He didn't. He didn't like the dressing I made for him. I was like, really? And I had heard the story, but I wanted to hear it from Al.

[Si Robertson]

We told it 10 times to the whole world. Al, we're aware dressing sucks.

[Willie Robertson]

Al.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Willie Robertson]

Told me. And he said. He said. He said, man, he said. I mean, sounds kind of rough on us, you know, he said, well, it's the deal about.

[Phil Robertson]

They don't understand. Al's dad and mama raised him.

[Jase Robertson]

Okay, that'd be Phil and K for that. Trying to follow along at home against sage.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, you got to just think about this. Okay. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

What side part Mule deer now.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. What. What did you. What ingredients do you put together to make a dressing duck and dressing grass for the sage? Well, here's the thing. I don't really use bread that you've toasted. You've toasted.

[Si Robertson]

What happened?

[Phil Robertson]

If you use donuts, the bank's crunchy. Okay. You use Ritz crackers. You use plain saltine crackers. Okay. And cornbread. And cornbread. So all you got here is bread. Crackers, crackers, crackers, bread. Well, if you don't put something in there to give it a little flavor.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

All you've got is a bunch of wet crackers and bread, you big dummy.

[Willie Robertson]

So there's the filter I was talking about that they don't have.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Al loves the carbon.

[Phil Robertson]

So when he does it, you know, first of all, you know, I actually get the spoon.

[Willie Robertson]

Were you excited about it, son?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

And then it was until I dipped.

[Phil Robertson]

It with a big spoon. And then I think I've got soup.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, it wasn't. Wasn't done.

[Phil Robertson]

Because, hey, he didn't cook it long enough.

[Jase Robertson]

Too much broth.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Yeah, it was rubbish. So that's the first I told him. I said, ow, you're dressing. You need to cook it longer. It was runny.

[Willie Robertson]

But you was hard on him.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I don't think he said. I said, dan, I said, hey, look. And I said, I understand, and it's not your fault.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, you did say that.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, I said, look, I understand your dad and mom have made you anti sage.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he's an anti sage.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Anti sage.

[Si Robertson]

No, but I need to say this. This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man.

[Jase Robertson]

It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is trouble.

[Si Robertson]

We have talked about this one bucket of.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, crackers. You got to understand, it's almost March. Usually when you eat anything that a rabbit soup cooks okay. Normally it's good. Real good.

[Willie Robertson]

Well, sigh.

[Phil Robertson]

Like Al's pies. You're not going to get any better when it's good.

[Si Robertson]

Overrated.

[Jase Robertson]

If you look at Al and he's got a pie one hand. I'm just saying, physically, if you look at him, he got pie in one hand and dressing in the other. I'm probably going to think, I bet that pie is good.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm just saying, like, just from looks at it.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, and like, if Jace walks in with a cake and some frog legs, I'm probably going to look at him say that frog leg tire.

[Phil Robertson]

Frog leg.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. So, like, you know, visually, you can match up with what people and Willie, you just want to see a pot.

[Phil Robertson]

But no, no, but I didn't like.

[Jase Robertson]

Whatever'S in that pot.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, I said, I dress him as one of them things that you don't. You just. Nobody just cooks it and says, oh, it's good.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You don't happen into it either.

[Phil Robertson]

You don't.

[Jase Robertson]

You need.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, this is something you got to work on.

[Willie Robertson]

In Al's defense, he was. He and Lisa were cooking because Phil and Kay weren't.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So. And that's what he said. So you got to cut him a little slack.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Well, I told him. I said, hey, look, that was your first time. It wasn't bad.

[Jase Robertson]

It does take a set of stones to go after the main attraction of Thanksgiving.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Yeah, Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, you putting them on the table, saying that's the main attraction.

[Si Robertson]

Those are bad.

[Jase Robertson]

But in there, in the Robertson deal, duck and dressing is the Staple of Thanksgiving.

[Phil Robertson]

Now, see, here's the thing. Like, that's when I brought it up here for Corey and all the Duck Mountain employees. I brought two of them, and I sat it down and I said, now, here's the deal. Let me give you this. What Alert. I said, this is not cooked for your taste.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

I said, this is cooked for the way I like it.

[Jase Robertson]

Size was great. I mean it. Keep away all the evil spirits. Like, you know, you.

[Si Robertson]

Dracula can't eat it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You breathe that whatever sage keeps away, and you hang it over your door. Deal. To keep bad spirits out or whatever. We was cleansed for a while, by the way. Bring some more back up here because I think something I slipped in here, but, you know, we could use it.

[Si Robertson]

Got me.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

But.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, look. Hey, spaces. And get rid of unwarranted spirits.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. Hang out on these halls around here.

[Phil Robertson]

Because I. I like. I told.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't know if it's a spirit.

[Phil Robertson]

But, y'all, I heard one of, like, a sage in your dressing.

[Willie Robertson]

Oh, they got the message. Trust me.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So now my question is this. Are you gonna. Are you gonna kind of hold back and take it easy on him?

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

It should be you.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

Otherwise, you're gonna have to eat his crap next time.

[Phil Robertson]

Let me be there when you make it.

[Jase Robertson]

No, you're gonna. You're gonna look up and say, gonna be one of them. It, like, carries their own bottle of hot sauce in their pocket side. Gonna show up at Thanksgiving.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I give it a little flavor. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a little flavor. If it ain't got it, I'm gonna give it to it. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, buddy, you know it. When you bite it, you're like, yep.

[Si Robertson]

Martin.

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Si Robertson]

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[Jase Robertson]

Well, what is it?

[Si Robertson]

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[Phil Robertson]

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[Si Robertson]

That's what. That's where most people don't know how to make pizza. They put Italian sausage on a pizza because they think Italian.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Me and Italian sauce. Me and Italian sauces don't. I mean, it's all right, but if you catch one of them fennel seeds just right, like, gives you a shot of fennel straight to your mouth, you're.

[Phil Robertson]

Like, yeah, well, yeah, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

It just gets a little rough on you.

[Phil Robertson]

Some of them seeds, they got. No, sorry.

[Willie Robertson]

Fix your mic.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. He ain't got it back where it was.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, man.

[Phil Robertson]

Zach.

[Si Robertson]

Comfortable today? It's taken me 430 episodes to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, got it.

[Si Robertson]

I thought, like, I'm basically laying down today. I'm very comfortable.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, man.

[Si Robertson]

For the first time ever.

[Jase Robertson]

But no pork sausage on pizza is. Way to go. American pork sausage.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, I gotta figure out.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm texting Allison on what you making pizza tonight.

[Phil Robertson]

I feel like that reminds me that. Yeah. I've been messing up on what?

[Willie Robertson]

What?

[Phil Robertson]

I've been putting hamburger meat on my pepperoni pizza. I need to make it like breakfast. Hot sausage. Yes.

[Jase Robertson]

Yourself or.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah. For me. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

Johnny's like you making pizza yourself.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, I don't. It's. Yeah. When I ordered it, Johnny.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

So what do you want to do? Yeah, cut the hamburger.

[Phil Robertson]

I put. I put hamburger. I remember I wanted it.

[Jase Robertson]

You know, that's bland trash.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. That was a bad move on my part.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Sausage.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Because Johnny's uses pork sausage.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay. Yeah. All right.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, Absolutely.

[Willie Robertson]

So now what? So now how are you going to just.

[Jase Robertson]

He wants pepperoni, sausage, and jalapenos. That's what he wants.

[Phil Robertson]

And I guess I might tell him, hey, you dummies, put a little jalapenos on there.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. More.

[Phil Robertson]

I cannot wait more. I'm at least three or four on each.

[Hunter]

We're still waiting for that invite to. To do a podcast at your house while you make pizza.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I don't like pizza either.

[Hunter]

No. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[Jase Robertson]

Hey, his deal is portable. He can do it right here.

[Si Robertson]

I don't like to mix work and pleasure.

[Willie Robertson]

It's pizza work.

[Si Robertson]

Well, if Hunter shows up with a.

[Phil Robertson]

Camera, if the money's holding you back, I'll give you the money to buy this.

[Willie Robertson]

Here we go now.

[Si Robertson]

We'll make it. We'll make it happen.

[Jase Robertson]

We about to have some fill at Mignon Pizza.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. All right.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Side buying it. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind.

[Jase Robertson]

I too Real chorizo.

[Phil Robertson]

It'll be worth it. Okay. Because I'm gonna eat me about six or seven.

[Si Robertson]

See, that's what I'm afraid of.

[Jase Robertson]

The problem is he only makes you one.

[Si Robertson]

I make you two.

[Phil Robertson]

Wait a minute. You can't go, dog. It's gonna be.

[Jase Robertson]

The good news is, though, he made my kids one, too. So, like, I ain't there.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, he ain't there.

[Jase Robertson]

They were. They were too busy trying to jump off a staircase.

[Si Robertson]

Kids, pizzas are what I like to call appetizers.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, he just eats the rest of them.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, because Willie. Willie went down that one night.

[Jase Robertson]

What, making pizza?

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Willie ratio makes pretty good mean pizza.

[Si Robertson]

Willie's ratio.

[Phil Robertson]

He done that when we kill that deer over Yazoo, Mississippi.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, his are better.

[Phil Robertson]

All these are better.

[Si Robertson]

Willie's better.

[Phil Robertson]

Willys.

[Si Robertson]

Of course they are, son.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. So, hey, you got. Yeah, you. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Now Willie's.

[Phil Robertson]

You get off your butt, you and your wife, and let's get pizza built.

[Si Robertson]

Willie's ratios all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, he keeps adding.

[Si Robertson]

Yep. And it's too much.

[Phil Robertson]

The Robinson Is bad about that. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topping.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, you also want the crust to be able to hold it.

[Phil Robertson]

Y. I got tickled to field. I brought chili down the fields one time.

[Jase Robertson]

I wouldn't have done that.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Oh, hey, I got thick skin. I ain't worried about. The first thing he did was he takes us down. Dipper. That I use for, you know, chili.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

You done like it? Poured it out?

[Jase Robertson]

Nope.

[Phil Robertson]

I. I like to crush crackers up in mine.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, to thicken it.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, thicken it up.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I don't mind my chili be a little thin because I want to.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't like my chili where it. It. No. Yeah, it's. He's. He's got a paste.

[Willie Robertson]

No.

[Phil Robertson]

For chili?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

My chili's pretty thick.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, he's. I don't know.

[Jase Robertson]

Phil's got paste, but there's different kinds of chili. Chili's built for Fritos. Oh, no chili, Bill for Saltines.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, no, no. I've gone both ways. I go both ways.

[Si Robertson]

A ladle.

[Phil Robertson]

There ain't nothing better than get a good pot of chili, empty a bunch of Fritos in it, and then just cover that sucker up with cheese. Buddy, I'm hungry.

[Si Robertson]

Why do we go back to food?

[Hunter]

Do you guys make chili with rice?

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Hunter]

Do you guys make chili with rice?

[Jase Robertson]

Again, I say, what?

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I do that. I know what he's talking about.

[Willie Robertson]

I like it like that, but sometimes with rice.

[Hunter]

Yeah, we put rice and Fritos.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, and Frito.

[Hunter]

It's awesome.

[Phil Robertson]

And Frito. Instead of. Just cook a pot of rice, okay. Have your Fritos and chili and cheese mixed and put it on top of the rice.

[Jase Robertson]

I mean, if you cut up some smoked sausage, you got red beans and rice.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, I know even better.

[Jase Robertson]

You put beans. You put beans in your chili. No, no, no.

[Si Robertson]

Yes, of course I do. I actually. If you go back to, like, episode.

[Jase Robertson]

120, there's a giant in me on beans and chilling.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm not. I'm not.

[Jase Robertson]

I don't. I don't put it in mine either.

[Si Robertson]

Our. Our fans have even sound off about it was. You know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said, still isn't, and I'm okay with that.

[Jase Robertson]

But, yeah, he just.

[Si Robertson]

He said, you still aren't stupid. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in Chile. And I Maintain that.

[Willie Robertson]

I don't, but I'm sure I said I would eat it.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, I don't mind them. I just don't put them in there when I make it. But if somebody makes it and calls it chili, I'm cool with it. Like, that's fine.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I don't mind chili. Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

I mean, well, I'm not.

[Si Robertson]

I digress.

[Phil Robertson]

That's like a good. That's like a good pot of pinto beans.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, buddy. With a ham.

[Phil Robertson]

If you don't throw a big leftover ham.

[Si Robertson]

I haven't eaten good in, like, a year, so I'm starving.

[Phil Robertson]

No, no, because. Hey, look. Yo.

[Jase Robertson]

And a slab of that Gulf of American cornbread.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, no. This is Mexican cornbread.

[Jase Robertson]

I know.

[Si Robertson]

It's Gulf of American.

[Jase Robertson]

Now, America, because.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, look, when you turn that thing over, you got them strips of bacon on the bottom that you're looking at.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I can do that, too.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, you got the jalapenos in there all chopped up.

[Si Robertson]

I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

And put it in one.

[Si Robertson]

I put it all in one.

[Jase Robertson]

You got, like, a cake then. It's so good like that.

[Si Robertson]

Nope, this is the right way.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. You make it. It's almost like corn casserole.

[Willie Robertson]

Does anybody make hot water cornbread? Yeah, I can make it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yourself? Absolutely.

[Si Robertson]

I want to go.

[Phil Robertson]

Big mamas, everybody can make that, and it's good.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, hot water cornbread.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It ain't too hard, is Big mamas and money. I don't go to lunch, but a.

[Jase Robertson]

Lot of people went up, growing up, we called it dog bread because that's what you throw out to the dogs. That's the only thing left, man. That's all about missing your grandparents and stuff like that. Like, this time of year, wintertime, I go over right now, and there would be a pot of greens and a fresh thing of hot water cornbread, because they ate hot water cornbread with. With. With greens every day during that time. I mean, my.

[Phil Robertson]

My grandmother, Grandmama Hale, you cooked that every day.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, she used yellow or white corn.

[Phil Robertson]

She had a.

[Jase Robertson]

She used yellow or white cornmeal.

[Phil Robertson]

She does both.

[Jase Robertson]

Both.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, she done both. And both of them, there was no leftovers for the dogs.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Now, that would be the only.

[Phil Robertson]

Dogs ain't getting this.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that would be the only thing. Because it didn't warm up great if you didn't eat it. If you. If she made too much of it, you didn't eat it. It didn't warm up great.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, there was never too much.

[Jase Robertson]

But that was before air fryer come out. So I bet that stuff be fire in an air fryer.

[Si Robertson]

I'm so hungry.

[Willie Robertson]

Why I can remember my grandfather making those big butter beans in the white one.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

Man, they were good with biscuits.

[Phil Robertson]

Hold on.

[Jase Robertson]

Praise Jesus.

[Willie Robertson]

So good. I'm starving with the ham bone in it, you know.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

3182.

[Si Robertson]

Have an email.

[Jase Robertson]

6559.

[Si Robertson]

I have an email first.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, hello @ call room.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm starving.

[Si Robertson]

So we got to talk about something.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, I'm starving.

[Jase Robertson]

We switching gears.

[Si Robertson]

Edge off. We got to take the edge off.

[Jase Robertson]

Switching gears.

[Si Robertson]

S. Austin from Minnesota. Emails in.

[Phil Robertson]

I bet he's Minnesota.

[Si Robertson]

I bet he's freezing.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, if it's 20 below, imagine side.

[Si Robertson]

Did you watch the big game the other night?

[Phil Robertson]

What game?

[Si Robertson]

America versus Canada.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh.

[Si Robertson]

In a total exhibition match that meant nothing.

[Jase Robertson]

And hockey.

[Si Robertson]

In hockey, it was just a game.

[Phil Robertson]

Was there a big fight?

[Si Robertson]

They. The. The Canadians are friends from up north. Decided to boo the national anthem of America at the beginning of the game.

[Phil Robertson]

You can make story.

[Si Robertson]

And in the first night. Hey. And in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from like, Massachusetts beat the piss out of them. There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then I don't know if y'all know who won.

[Phil Robertson]

It wasn't I know who won the fight.

[Si Robertson]

We won the fight.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

We won the game.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, really?

[Phil Robertson]

You boo our national anthem, you finna get your butt whooped.

[Si Robertson]

Hey. And hey, look, here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game, that means nothing. There's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their all Star game. Instead of like east, west, they're like, let's just go Canada versus America and NHL.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, but ain't like half of them from Russia?

[Phil Robertson]

What?

[Jase Robertson]

They.

[Si Robertson]

They had their teams too, but they lost. Oh, and it's Canada versus America. It means nothing except for who can brag.

[Jase Robertson]

Is that where Beth is?

[Si Robertson]

Beth's probably at home stirring up a.

[Jase Robertson]

Big old pot of sharpening her skates.

[Si Robertson]

Sharpening her skate. And what's that gross stuff she actually. Yeah, Outback hadn't done a thousand times better cheese fries.

[Jase Robertson]

But they had gravy.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, they have that at sonic.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Okay, $99 and you can add chili.

[Si Robertson]

We're not even impressed. But tonight. Sigh. America and Canada is Facing off on the ice. Who you got?

[Phil Robertson]

Hey, you boo. The national anthem. You can get your ass.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh, he spelled it for those at home and didn't want to say it.

[Phil Robertson]

Gosh.

[Jase Robertson]

Mighty.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, goodness gracious.

[Jase Robertson]

You might.

[Si Robertson]

I actually pumped.

[Phil Robertson]

Look. Hey, you don't talk about the flag or the song.

[Jase Robertson]

Lord have mercy.

[Phil Robertson]

I think it was all right, Merle. I can said bear if you do. You done stepped on my fighting side, Jack.

[Si Robertson]

Martin.

[Jase Robertson]

What?

[Si Robertson]

Don't stop breathing.

[Jase Robertson]

Well, don't you worry, buddy, because that.

[Si Robertson]

Would be a bad deal.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, how are we going to.

[Si Robertson]

What you can do is go get your popcorn ready and get your tickets for last breath, the movie.

[Jase Robertson]

I like that. Yeah. Focus Features invites you to experience the most inspirational film of the year on February 28th.

[Si Robertson]

It looks so good.

[Jase Robertson]

It does. Yeah. We've seen the trailers, we've seen all the things. And now we just can't wait till it actually comes out on February 28th. Based on extraordinary true events, Last breath tells the story of a deep sea diver trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Okay, first of all, no thanks.

[Si Robertson]

See that? But that's why I need to see the movie, because I'm never going to do that.

[Willie Robertson]

You can watch it. You don't have to live it.

[Si Robertson]

I'm in on watching.

[Jase Robertson]

And with only 10 minutes of oxygen left, he struggles to navigate the pitch black abyss while his teammates devise a daring plan to save him from certain death. What happens next? Some called impossible, others called it a miracle. Look. Starring Woody Harrelson. Woody harrelson's awesome Simu Liu and thin Cole. Last breath takes you inside the world of deep sea high pressure diving where every decision, every second and every breath is a life or death moment. With incredible performances, astonishing visuals and an uplifting emotional core, this is truly an immersive movie that you cannot miss. And look, you know how you know it's good.

[Si Robertson]

Jace liked it.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there you go. The man J J, your nephew, the man press the man who likes nothing. And let's be fair, Woody Harrelson type.

[Willie Robertson]

I like Woody.

[Si Robertson]

Woody been Woody been a guy for a while.

[Jase Robertson]

So look, go check it out. Witness the most thrilling motion picture event of the year on the big screen. Get your tickets now for Last breath. Rated PG13, may be inappropriate for children under 13. Opens February 28th in theaters everywhere.

[Phil Robertson]

I don't know where that was would catch on.

[Si Robertson]

What? Y'know I can ESPN tonight at 7:20 Central.

[Phil Robertson]

Dislike you and your country but I would never be so rude as to boo your anthem. It's to boo your anthem.

[Si Robertson]

I think they got caught.

[Phil Robertson]

Are your flag of the hockey. Are your flag. That's just. That's just one of them things you don't, too.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, that's disrespectful.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, that's like.

[Phil Robertson]

You just like, don't do that.

[Jase Robertson]

That's like walking up somebody spitting on.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Jase Robertson]

You deserve whatever's coming.

[Phil Robertson]

Oh, no, I think. Say that's. That's one of them.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Because, hey, I've had.

[Jase Robertson]

I, you know, you about to catch him hands on.

[Phil Robertson]

Well, hey, it's. And look, it's nothing. It's reflex.

[Si Robertson]

It's in Boston.

[Phil Robertson]

What? What you got was reflex.

[Jase Robertson]

Boston.

[Si Robertson]

Those psychos.

[Phil Robertson]

In my human. In my opinion, hey, them nastiest thing you do to me is spit on.

[Jase Robertson]

You don't want to mess around in Boston. Them boys threw that tea in that harbor.

[Hunter]

I don't want to defend Canada or anything.

[Si Robertson]

Get out of here.

[Willie Robertson]

Come on.

[Hunter]

I just want to point out, wouldn't they be pretty pissed right now because Trump wants to turn that into a 51st state?

[Si Robertson]

Well, then don't let him do better.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Run your own country.

[Hunter]

Anyway, I have a show.

[Si Robertson]

They like Trump more than Trudeau, so.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah, there ain't no protrudes up in here.

[Martin]

Hey, guys, this is Ben from.

[Jase Robertson]

Hi, Ben.

[Willie Robertson]

Ben Tenville.

[Jase Robertson]

Hi, Ben from Indiana.

[Phil Robertson]

Illinois, go ahead.

[Willie Robertson]

Wisconsin.

[Martin]

Hey, guys, this is Ben from Iowa. Oh, and I am applying to be the commencement speaker at my graduation ceremony. And I want to share Jesus with them, but I go to a public school.

[Si Robertson]

Do it anyway.

[Martin]

I don't know how to mix that in because I'm worried they'll just unplug the mic on me because that's kind of the way things seem to go. So what do you think the best way to share Jesus at my commencement speech would be?

[Jase Robertson]

All the way. All the way until they unplug the mic.

[Willie Robertson]

No, I want.

[Jase Robertson]

If they ain't going to do that.

[Si Robertson]

If they unplug the mic, you're going to end up on Fox News.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, yeah, but I say you. I say you go through the commencement speech, and then at the end, you just hammer them with it. And then if they. If they unplug it, then it doesn't matter.

[Phil Robertson]

No, I got it in.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah, you don't got it in. You got it. You got to be smart about it.

[Phil Robertson]

Now you got Jesus with them. That's all you do.

[Jase Robertson]

If you go, share, share at the top.

[Phil Robertson]

Share it all the way.

[Jase Robertson]

Share at the top.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah, share it all the way.

[Jase Robertson]

Because that Way now they won't. I think they're still paying attention at the end. Ain't nobody listening to a commencement speaker.

[Willie Robertson]

But they will be.

[Jase Robertson]

They want to be getting out of there.

[Willie Robertson]

When you flip the switch, I'm thinking that they're ready. They may be ready.

[Phil Robertson]

Hand you the mic. Jesus with them.

[Jase Robertson]

Amen, buddy.

[Phil Robertson]

And.

[Willie Robertson]

But if they unplug you right there, you're done. They're ready for it.

[Jase Robertson]

It doesn't matter.

[Phil Robertson]

But I don't hit him with it.

[Jase Robertson]

That's fine. That's true.

[Phil Robertson]

Let me tell you about the man. His name is Jesus Christ.

[Jase Robertson]

And you end up on Fox and Friends.

[Phil Robertson]

God. Right here's what he did for you, me and everybody around here.

[Willie Robertson]

As long as you get it out, you can do it at the front of the end.

[Jase Robertson]

Last time I checked, it's still American. You still got freedom of speech.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, unless you're in Canada because then you just gonna get beaten hockey tonight.

[Phil Robertson]

My bible on the front of it is. Is give them Jesus. Jack.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. You got anything else, Hunter? Let's say one more and then we'll get out of here.

[Si Robertson]

There's nothing like somebody at their own.

[Martin]

Trent from Lynchburg.

[Si Robertson]

Lynchburg, Virginia.

[Jase Robertson]

Tennessee.

[Hunter]

I was too slow.

[Jase Robertson]

Or Kentucky.

[Martin]

Oh, I have a question.

[Si Robertson]

He sounds like you got a celebrity.

[Martin]

A zombie apocalypse. What would the three items be that you would use to survive? Thank you all. Shout out to Uncle Sai. He's number one.

[Jase Robertson]

I didn't watch that show.

[Phil Robertson]

There's almost a zombie apocalypse.

[Jase Robertson]

You only got three items. That one cat had a bat, Right?

[Si Robertson]

Blue seal.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

With barbed wire around it. Not a great idea. Yeah, he used it on humans. He was a bad guy.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh.

[Phil Robertson]

Whoops.

[Si Robertson]

Zombie apocalypse. Three items to survive. Do you want to survive?

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I think I probably just let him go.

[Si Robertson]

Y'all have his place.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. Y'all can have his place. I'm going to heaven, big dog.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's the toughie there.

[Jase Robertson]

Because you want to spend the rest of your time running from them things.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not, you know, I don't think.

[Phil Robertson]

I'd want to be around. Forget the three things.

[Si Robertson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. If Martin. I'm going somewhere else.

[Si Robertson]

If dead people start eating alive people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things.

[Phil Robertson]

He said. What would these three things.

[Jase Robertson]

I tell you, this ain't going to eat me alive.

[Willie Robertson]

A spaceship.

[Jase Robertson]

You may eat me dead, but you ain't going to eat me alive.

[Phil Robertson]

This is being a soldier. Give me a automatic weapon and plenty of Ammo.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. What get what gets them. Is there like something special to kill zombies or.

[Si Robertson]

They got hit them in the head.

[Jase Robertson]

In the head? Yeah. Yeah. Shotgun with a full choke and a bunch of shells.

[Phil Robertson]

Hey. Give me an automatic weapon.

[Si Robertson]

That's three things.

[Jase Robertson]

That's three of them. That's all I need.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna go.

[Jase Robertson]

If there's any critters left I get them too. So.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I just don't know. That's a tough one.

[Willie Robertson]

You need a weapon Unlimited.

[Phil Robertson]

I can. I can. I can get rid of the living problem.

[Jase Robertson]

I can end that with that shot.

[Phil Robertson]

One shot and I'm done.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I would.

[Phil Robertson]

I'm gonna take a bunch of them with me before I go.

[Willie Robertson]

He gonna get some at DNA.

[Phil Robertson]

That's right. Yeah.

[Jase Robertson]

I may actually upgrade to a 12 gauge again on that one. I might put my little pea shooters down for that one.

[Phil Robertson]

That's why I said automatic weapon.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice. I would probably be a baseball bat slinger though. If I had hand to hand.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Jace would have his axe.

[Phil Robertson]

I always see. I wouldn't. I would have guessed a hand to hand chop him. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I don't want to look.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. This ain't football. I ain't trying to fight in a phone booth.

[Phil Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Hand to hand. If it ever gets there. Yeah. Okay.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Willie Robertson]

He's already decided.

[Phil Robertson]

If it's got. I'm hand to hand. I'm out of ammo.

[Jase Robertson]

Good news is I ain't read nothing about them zombies in that good book.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think that's going to happen.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah. I think we'll all be taken care of before that happens.

[Si Robertson]

So what if it did though. I'm out.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I just need a boat.

[Willie Robertson]

There you go.

[Si Robertson]

You don't get to the ocean from here.

[Jase Robertson]

Boat money baby.

[Willie Robertson]

You could stay on the water with.

[Jase Robertson]

A good weapon and food till that storm roll in.

[Phil Robertson]

That's bad. What's going at it when he was in the water. Just pop him on the head.

[Willie Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

No you got to like a court.

[Phil Robertson]

He's sunking boys.

[Jase Robertson]

Tom Hanks Island. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

From Castaway.

[Jase Robertson]

Oh that one. I thought he had one like that other fella.

[Phil Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

He might. So we probably shouldn't. Yeah.

[Phil Robertson]

No. No.

[Si Robertson]

Like to clarify if he has an extra one. I mean the one from Castaway just be by myself. You know what I'm saying?

[Phil Robertson]

I. I don't.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah. I don't really want to be around people anyway so.

[Jase Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 24:31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in a zombie apocalypse because I got one thing. His name's Jesus.

[Jase Robertson]

I'm gonna ride with him.

[Phil Robertson]

And he's gathering us. Boys. We're having a gathering.