Podcast
Dull Crayons
Hosted by Z to A Productions · EN
Coloring over the line since 1987
One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them.
*Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners.
Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
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Going Live Rant
Apr 12, 202000:04:31Tap to summarizeLost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip
Transcribe →Maternity Leave Rant
Apr 12, 202000:05:25Tap to summarizeLost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip
Transcribe →51: Lost Tapes Pt. 2, Lightning Round
Mar 27, 202001:47:51Tap to summarizePre-Virus recording from October 2019. Gabriel and Diana run through +10 ed stories in an hour and half. Also, Diana reports on VIPKids. And as always, snacks.
Transcribe →Gabriel Dreams of Duffy
Oct 14, 201901:20:52Tap to summarizeA new studio and new recording device combined to nearly destroy my fragile mind when half this episode was lost and the other half made almost unusable because of ambient noise. All that said, if you make it through the first 15 minutes, this becomes one of our most poignant discussions and the funniest D Report.
Transcribe →49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$&
Aug 30, 201901:27:00Tap to summarize49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$& by Z to A Productions
Transcribe →Homeschool is Where the Heart Is
Aug 4, 201900:16:45Tap to summarizeOn this episode of Homeschool is Where the Heart Is, we invite a fellow holler homeschooler in to discuss the importance of safety, purity, and faith in our practices.
Transcribe →Bernie Begs You to VOTE NOW
Apr 26, 201900:01:24Tap to summarizedullcrayons@gmail.com patreon.com/dullcrayons
Transcribe →47: Oh FUDGE, BRACKET BUSTED
Apr 24, 201900:33:10Tap to summarize**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Another solo night of snacks, drinks, and cursing the name of Misguided-Michelle Rhee, Scott hit-him-with-a-Walker, Busted Betsy and DATA. Fuck ‘em all. And a big double bird to Pearson, Heinemann and the Gates’. (The rant gets strongest past the 25 minute mark) Plus, Gabriel’s patented 3-Step model to fixing all education. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY
Transcribe →Vote for Diablo
Apr 21, 201900:01:30Tap to summarizeAn impassioned plea for you to vote Diablo Doritos at dullcrayons@gmail.com
Transcribe →45: Last Chance CWACKER QWADRANT
Apr 21, 201901:18:35Tap to summarize**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Tony from the Bronx joins Gabriel for the vaunted cracker quadrant, where first ever snack bracket winner, Fig and Honey Triscuit, emerged from just a year ago today. Also in the ep: the broad graveyard of podcasts, porn in the classroom, and bye bye to Last Chance U. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY
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