Ask, Tell, Confess: 60 Kids, 1 Donor & Zero Chill

Summary

Episode Overview

Dumb Blonde Podcast
Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: 60 Kids, 1 Donor & Zero Chill
Host: Bunnie XO
Date: September 19, 2025

This uproarious episode of The Dumb Blonde Podcast centers around jaw-dropping, hilarious, sometimes outrageous family stories sent in by listeners. Bunnie XO and her crew—Haley, Mimi, Natalie—share and react to confessions about wild relationship drama, unconventional family trees, and moments that could have come straight from a reality show. Between fits of laughter, the crew keeps it real, tackling taboos with their signature zero-chill, uncensored vibe.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Pet Stories & Weight Loss Tips

[03:01–06:22]

• Bunnie gets real about coming back from Europe to a skinny dog, Chachi, because he’d been on "walks" for the first time.
• The crew laughs about how their pets never need leashes, sneak up on them, and display the oddest behaviors—like Bunnie’s donkey Nova biting her after a watermelon jealousy incident.
• Lifestyle Tip: Bunnie shares her journey to lose IVF weight:

  "If you're trying to lose weight, lift weights and hit 10,000 to 12,000 steps a day. It's a game changer." — Bunnie [03:34]

Family Drama Confessions

[10:17–29:04]

• Listener submissions roll in with stories that could be their own Netflix series:
  • Identical Twins’ Paternity Mystery
    One woman slept with twin brothers in one week and got pregnant:

    "They are identical twins and their DNA is the same." [11:17]

    • Sunny, the British AI sidekick, explains that while it’s complicated, advanced genetic testing could figure out which twin is the father.

    "It's not 100% easy, but with advanced testing, you could actually figure out which twin is the father." — Sunny [12:12]

  • Spousal Swapping & Forgiveness Overdrive
    A caller details family partners being swapped, re-swapped, and remarried:

    "Are you basically all swingers?" — Natalie [14:22]
    Crew jokes that everyone should just live together and swap whenever bored.

  • Fathered 60 Kids
    A man with four kids in his marriage and sixty (!!) outside.

    "How fucking fertile are you? Chop your damn dick off." — Bunnie [16:45]

    • The group questions the impact on the kids and how any man could even afford child support for so many.
  • Underground Sperm Donor
    Haley found a docu-series about an underground donor:

    "He just spreads his seed to everyone... you can come get it and he'll do it like in a condom or a turkey baster type situation." — Haley [17:43]

  • Marrying Your Bully’s Dad
    One listener married her middle school bully’s father:

    "What a plot twist... Does she call you stepmom? Oh. Does she call you mommy?" — Bunnie [20:18]

Outrageous Moms & Waterguns at Weddings

[20:27–21:20]

• Mother-in-Law Mayhem
  Jessica shares her mother-in-law wanted to bring water guns to spray hated guests, and punched the groom two days before the wedding.

  "Minus the kiss part, the water guns—that's fucking hilarious, dude." — Bunnie [21:01]
  Crew ponders bringing water guns to their own funerals for one last laugh.

Unfiltered Girl Talk: Vagina Visibility

[21:47–26:31]

• The group discusses how in their close friendship, they’ve all seen each other’s bodies—except Mimi, whose modesty remains legendary.
• Jokes about prosthetic vaginas, camel toes, and even blue waffles (“Just like a grenade went off on a deli counter” — Bunnie [25:20]).
• Conversation veers into porn star Christy Mack’s anatomy, with frank admiration for all varieties of vulvas.

Awkward Parental Fame & Bathtub Pudding Sex

[28:45–29:47]

• Stories escalate from someone’s mobster dad being in her criminology textbook to a listener’s date who filled a hotel bathtub with chocolate pudding for sex.

  "That would be a raging yeast infection." — Bunny [29:49] "Give me a IV of antibiotics right now." — Bunny [30:02]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Family Insanity:

  "You guys got some crazy shit going on in your fudgeing households." — Bunnie [10:38]

• On 60-Kid Dads:

  "You would literally have to work just to pay for your children." — Haley [16:33]

• On Underground Sperm Donors:

  "He said, 'I'm not using it, so might as well give it away.'" — Haley [18:13]

• On Water Gun Weddings:

  "She said she was bringing water guns because she wanted to spray people she didn't like. That's fucking hilarious." — Bunnie [21:01]

• On Intimate Friendship:

  "We’ve all seen each other’s vaginas. We’ve seen buttholes even. And I mean all of us, we have never seen Mimi’s vagina or butthole." — Bunny [22:46]

• On Pastrami Pussies:

  "I like it. She's hot. Christy Mac can still get it." — Bunny [27:25]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:01] – Pet stories, walks, and weight loss talk
• [10:17] – Kickoff of family drama confessions
• [11:10–12:37] – Twin brother paternity dilemma & Sunny’s genetic science
• [13:37] – Marital partner swaps (“Are you basically all swingers?”)
• [15:19] – Father with 60 children
• [17:43] – Deep dive into the “underground sperm donor” phenomenon
• [20:27] – Wild mother-in-law & water guns at weddings
• [21:47] – Crew’s NSFW friendship and the legend of Mimi’s unseen vagina
• [26:24] – Christy Mack’s vulva admiration segment
• [28:45] – Listeners’ dads in textbooks & bathtub pudding sex
• [29:45] – Sticky phobia & European dessert stories

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Tone & Language

The episode is off-the-cuff, rowdy, and playfully raunchy, with no subject off-limits. Bunnie and friends dish without filter or shame, making for a cathartic—and wildly comedic—listener experience. Whether it’s unsolvable paternity, outrageous in-laws, sperm donation escapades, or NSFW group antics, they embrace each story with humor, empathy, and a bit of side-eye.

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In summary:
If you love unfiltered real talk, this episode is a goldmine of jaw-dropping confessions and riotous girl talk—including a dad with 60 kids, a DIY sperm donor legend, and a wedding tale involving literal water guns. The Dumb Blonde squad keeps it hilarious, supportive, and authentically outrageous from start to finish.

Transcript

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[Haley]

I ask to confess. I ask to confess.

[Bunny]

Hello, friends.

[Mimi]

Welcome to another ask. Tell me Confessing of the mic.

[Bunny]

I was trying to crank it down there to get to him. He's so out. My little baby. I came home from Europe, and he's so skinny. I'm like, what is going on with my son?

[Haley]

I think it's because they were taking him on walks. He doesn't know what a walk is.

[Bunny]

You know, what are you fat shaming my dog? Do not be fat shaming my damn dog.

[Haley]

That is put on a leash for, like, the first time in his whole life.

[Natalie]

The bunny goes, what is that on my dog?

[Haley]

That was so funny.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Because Chachi has never walked with a leash. He's never needed one. He just walks right next to me.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

It was so cute. So I've been trying. I've been trying to get my steps in. As you guys know, I'm doing this cut, trying to get the last bit of this IVF weight off of me, and it's working. So if you guys are. I just want to tell you guys, if you're trying to lose weight, please lift weights. And then also make sure you hit 10,000 to 12,000 steps a day. It's is a game changer in weight loss. But anyways, I was trying to get my steps in last night, and I. And Chachi wanted to come, right? So I was like, it. So I brought him on this walk with me last night, and of course, fucking two steps in, he's like, can't breathe, tongue hanging out. But I had to walk to the end of the road and come back because I was like, we're not quitting now, buddy. You know, you signed up for this. Get over here. So anyways, on the way back, we had to stop, and it was the cutest thing because Nova was across the yard, and she heard Chachi, like, struggling to breathe. And I let Chachi lay down in the grass, and she came right up to Chachi and was, like, so concerned and was, like, looking at him and was, like, trying to be there with him. And then when he would get up to walk, she was walking right beside him. I know it was the sweet. Nova is the sweetest.

[Haley]

Like, sweet girl.

[Bunny]

She's such an angel. Like, you know how it is with the. Yes. Honey is sweet to you, right?

[Haley]

Oh, she is my soul, baby.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Literally, it's Haley in donkey form. Oh, yeah.

[Bunny]

I mean, I don't know what it is about female donkeys and female mini.

[Mimi]

Horses, but they have the sweetest disposition.

[Bunny]

Oh, it's Crazy since I've been home from Europe. I literally was, like, looking down Petting Crunch last night. And then I turned like this, and Nova's right here. Get so close and you don't hear them.

[Haley]

They sneak.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Haley]

They are so sneaky and quiet. Like, I trip over Honey because she'll literally just bob and weave between my legs as I try to walk. Yeah, the craziest thing.

[Bunny]

No, like, every time, I'll literally be looking down. Turn my head, she's right there. I'm like, what is happen? And it just. I. I mean, there's not a thought behind those eyes. Like, her eyes are so.

[Haley]

Is she looking town and country, bro.

[Bunny]

She's east and west. East and west, baby.

[Haley]

That is literally. Ms. Honey, she look at you, and I'm like, are you looking at me? Because I feel like you're looking over there and over there, like.

[Bunny]

And they look through you, but they have this most sweetest dispositions.

[Haley]

Does Nova actually bite you or does she use her lips to like.

[Bunny]

Depends, but she bit the out of me the other day.

[Haley]

Really? I'm always scared. He's never bit me. But she, like, uses her lips and I'm so scared. Literally, you so scared one day she's gonna bite.

[Bunny]

She will bite you. Okay. All right. Because Nova was mad because I fed everybody watermelon. And then she ran up on Donkey, and Donkey tried to kick her and was like, get away from my watermelon. Well, she came over to me and was pissed. Dude, hold on.

[Haley]

Who's telling on telling on Donkey, bro?

[Bunny]

I was like, you son of a. I was so mad that she bit me. Dude, hold on. One of the Tick Tock pages posted it actually, like, she straight up bit me. It was. And you could see the aggression in her. This is why I'm gonna show it to you. Watch this. Son of a.

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[Bunny]

You can hear chomping. She's mad.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

She's mad because she couldn't get any water.

[Mimi]

Malone.

[Bunny]

I get it. Yeah. All right.

[Haley]

All the time.

[Bunny]

So, guys, posted on my Facebook again because you guys are always crushing it with some of the stories that you guys come in with. And I had posted this time I said if I had to do a.

[Mimi]

Podcast episode on family drama that could have been its own Netflix series.

[Bunny]

What's your story? And you guys have some fucked up families. All right. Yeah, I'm just going to say that right now. You guys got some fud up families. I thought my family was fucking trailer riffic. You guys got some crazy shit going on in your fudgeing households. Who wants to kick this one off?

[Natalie]

I think you should.

[Bunny]

Me. Okay. I feel like I kicked off the other week.

[Natalie]

It's okay. I know which one you're going to do and I want to kick it off.

[Bunny]

All right. All right. Amber said my twin brothers slept with.

[Mimi]

The same woman within a week and one of them got her pregnant. We will never know which one because.

[Bunny]

They are identical twins and their DNA is the same.

[Haley]

What?

[Natalie]

Wild.

[Bunny]

How is there.

[Mimi]

How can you not tell?

[Bunny]

Can we ask Chat chat about that?

[Haley]

Ask Chat call.

[Mimi]

I have to. Okay, hold on.

[Haley]

I never thought about that.

[Mimi]

Hello, Sunny.

[Bunny]

Oh, wait, hold on.

[Natalie]

He's still British.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Haley]

We're going to Europe. We're going to Europe. That was the best so one line ever.

[Bunny]

Hi, Sunny baby. Hey there.

[Sunny]

Lovely to hear from you as always. We diving into today.

[Bunny]

Okay, so I have a question.

[Mimi]

If two twin brothers sleep with the same woman and the woman ends up.

[Bunny]

Getting pregnant, is there no way to.

[Mimi]

Tell which one of them got her pregnant because they're identical twins?

[Sunny]

Ah, that's a pretty intriguing question. So even though identical twins have basically the same DNA, modern genetic testing can actually sometimes tell them apart on a super fine level. There can be tiny mutations or little variations that show up. It's not 100% easy, but with advanced testing, you could actually figure out which twin is the father. So it's not completely impossible.

[Mimi]

Thanks, bestie.

[Sunny]

Absolutely, Bestie. Always happy to dive into these wild hypotheticals with you. So if you ever need to unravel any more questions, quirky mysteries, you know, I'm here for it.

[Bunny]

Bye. Bye.

[Haley]

I like how she already called back. The fact that you do those more than one time. She said, yeah, yeah.

[Bunny]

She's like, all right.

[Natalie]

She's like, five minutes.

[Haley]

We already did these. But. Okay.

[Bunny]

So I. I literally thought that you could. You would be able to tell. Obviously, it wouldn't be easy, and you'd probably have to do intricate testing, which could probably get really expensive, and some people just can't afford that. So I. I totally understand that. But I would need to know. I would need to know my two dads. How do you explain that to the kid? Which one does the kid line up with? Who plays child support? Both of them.

[Haley]

50. 50.

[Bunny]

Wow, that's wild. That's some Jerry Springer.

[Haley]

Literally, that's wild. Go ahead.

[Natalie]

Okay, I got one. It took me about three times. Read this and understand. My step parents have been married. My mom was with my stepdad, and my dad was with my stepmom. And then they switched. My mom and dad got back together, and my stepmom and dad got back together. They both got married, got divorced, and swapped one more time. Now my mom is married to my stepdad, and my dad married my stepmom twice and also divorced twice. Happy reading.

[Bunny]

I read that one, too. My thing is, is why is everybody so forgiving and welcoming? Like, wife swap. Yeah. So. So confusing when you guys get bored of each other. You guys just.

[Natalie]

So are you basically all swingers?

[Bunny]

Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Like, you might. Guys might as well just live under the same roof and whenever you guys get tired of each other, just swap partners.

[Haley]

They're just switching them around.

[Bunny]

Yeah. It's crazy. But my thing is, is, like, why is everybody so forgiving?

[Haley]

What a weird family reunion. How did, like, holidays go for you guys? Yeah, we've talked about this before with the Uncle Daddy situation.

[Bunny]

Yeah, you know, Daddy. I forgot about that.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's already. I know. I personally know how that goes. I get to watch that all happen. Wild. You met them the other day, like celebrities. We were at this family function. I said, that's the. That's the step uncle. I was like, or the. Yeah, it's step uncle. No, I don't.

[Bunny]

Uncle Daddy.

[Haley]

Uncle Daddy.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You met Uncle Daddy. Wild.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Too many bodily fluids going around. Your breath smells like hot ham and cheese.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Slight garbage under.

[Haley]

All right, so this one's talking about a family member. They had this couple, had four kids together, but the guy also had 60 kids outside of his marriage.

[Bunny]

Okay. That's why.

[Haley]

Then she said she's not exaggerating she married him while he was in prison for back child support. He has children with his best friend's wife. He gave her two children. He has two kids with his wife's cousin. I literally could go on for days.

[Bunny]

I'm tired of this guy.

[Haley]

Please do as I. I want to know how many.

[Bunny]

I want to know how many baby mamas he has to have 60 kids. I just feel like. And listen, I am the most non judgmental person I. You want to do whatever you want.

[Haley]

To do, do it.

[Bunny]

You want to have fucking 15 kids even, go ahead.

[Natalie]

I'm going to judge at 60.

[Bunny]

60. I'm fudgeing judging you. Like, why are you doing this? What is the point of that? You know? Like, I don't get it.

[Natalie]

You say he was in prison though.

[Haley]

For back child support.

[Bunny]

I accent.

[Haley]

I mean, yeah, child support. That's a lot of child support.

[Bunny]

You would literally have to work just to pay for your children.

[Haley]

There's no way to spread enough money across the board, depending on how many baby mamas you have, to be able to even fund that many children.

[Bunny]

But how fucking fertile are you? Chop your damn dick off.

[Haley]

Just cut it off.

[Mimi]

Do the One Ball Saul.

[Bunny]

Oh. You know what I'm saying? Fucking castrate yourself. Which I need to correct myself because I was a real dumb blonde and that fucking episode and I thought the dude chopped his weenie off in the One Ball Saul episode. And he didn't. He chopped his balls off. Now that I've had to castrate a physical cow, I fucking know better now. But yeah, so I need to correct myself.

[Mimi]

So chop your balls off, buddy.

[Haley]

Just get rid of. I don't know. I don't understand. Maybe that's like his thing. Maybe.

[Bunny]

How do you devote time to each child? That's.

[Haley]

And there's no way. There's no way.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And I feel bad for those kids. I mean, every. I'm like, thankful they're here, but at the same time, people who don't deserve children are just spitting them out left and right.

[Haley]

Yeah. I did fall in this wormhole the other day of this underground, like, sperm donor. Did you guys see that?

[Mimi]

No.

[Haley]

Oh, is this underground sperm donor. And like, he's in the hood and these people literally just pay him to come over and like, they'll put like a sheet up and stuff. Like these lesbian couples who want babies. And he'll just. He just spreads his seed to everyone. You just pay him cash and he. You can just. Or you can come get it and he'll do it. Like in a condom and then you put it inside you or like a turkey baster type situation.

[Bunny]

And.

[Haley]

Yeah, watch that episode.

[Bunny]

That is crazy.

[Haley]

Yeah, he said, I'm not using it, so might as well give it away.

[Bunny]

I need to see what he looks like. That sounds like a hustle, right? Like, it sounds like something you would do, you know, Like, I could totally see giving his sperm up to people, you know, I could, I could.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Tell me I'm wrong.

[Haley]

Back of the food truck.

[Bunny]

Literally. Literally just vials of a sperm to people. I could totally. Under the jelly roll donut, there's like a. Literally, the icing on it is actually.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Bunny]

I'm serious.

[Haley]

It's like an apartment complex type thing is like. And they would just show up and he would just. And then like, there were some where, like, the wife wanted to be there while they can, like, wanted to cook. She cucked, basically. So she was like, up by the woman and they put like a sheet up.

[Bunny]

Oh, so he was banging?

[Haley]

Yeah, some of them, yes.

[Bunny]

How much were they paying?

[Mimi]

I don't know.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Is this a documentary?

[Haley]

It was like, you know, like those, like, little docu series on Instagram. Like, no soft white underbelly. Guys, check your DMS later. You're getting some from me because do.

[Natalie]

You not know my for you page?

[Bunny]

No, we do. We do.

[Haley]

We unfortunately get it in our dms.

[Bunny]

Odd.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Natalie said I married my middle school bully's dad.

[Mimi]

It's been the absolute best and the bitch.

[Bunny]

And that bitch hates me. I love that. First of all, if somebody is still holding a grudge against you from middle school, she's a fudgeing loser.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

If anybody's holding a grudge from high school, you're a fudgeing loser.

[Mimi]

Unless you were the one getting bullied.

[Bunny]

If you were the one getting bullied. And of course you have every right to hold a grudge, but if you're the bully and you're holding a grudge, you're a loser.

[Haley]

You married her dad. Whatever. What a plot twist.

[Bunny]

Was she at the wedding? I have so many questions.

[Haley]

I mean, I would. I would think so.

[Natalie]

Does she call you stepmom?

[Bunny]

Oh. Does she call you mommy? I'm a mommy.

[Haley]

Oh, dang. Wow, that's wild.

[Bunny]

What do you got for me?

[Natalie]

This was from Jessica. She said the planning of my wedding. My mother in law was going to bring water guns to my wedding to spray people she didn't like. She then punched my husband in the face two days prior to the wedding because she wanted to get up, go to the altar, give him a kiss as I was walking down the aisle.

[Bunny]

I kind of love her.

[Natalie]

The mother in law.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

What?

[Bunny]

I kind of love her. She said she was bringing water guns because she wanted to spray people she didn't like. That's fucking hilarious.

[Haley]

You wanted to kiss?

[Bunny]

Yeah. That's weird. That's weird. Let me rephrase that. Yeah, I. Minus the kiss part, the water guns. That's fucking hilarious, dude.

[Haley]

That's funny.

[Bunny]

That's some shit. We would.

[Natalie]

I want you guys to do that at my funeral.

[Bunny]

Yeah, please.

[Natalie]

If someone comes that I, you know, I don't want them to be there.

[Haley]

Super soak them or what?

[Bunny]

Yes, please. I'll just remove them, make it a scene. Skedaddle. Okay.

[Haley]

All right, guys. No, I'm gonna do that at your wedding. I'm gonna.

[Bunny]

Yeah, she'll show you her finally at your funeral. Wow.

[Haley]

Just over the casket.

[Bunny]

Just ride. I'm gonna be like this. Just right. Or she'll go like this.

[Natalie]

I will come back to life for that.

[Bunny]

So, you guys, we could let you guys in on this joke. All of us in the crew have seen other. Each each other's vaginas. I mean, listen, I did only fans for three years. Mimi has seen my insides. Poor Mimi has to see my replays on everything that. What is it like our Snapchat memories? And think. I think.

[Haley]

Never mind, never mind, Never mind.

[Bunny]

You know what I was gonna say. Wait, I need to know this. Old porns literally popped up on my Snapchat memories. I'm like, God, how do I take these out of here? I don't. I don't understand how they're still on.

[Natalie]

It's in your. It's in it. In Snap. You can delete it in Snap.

[Bunny]

Oh, really? Teach me, cuz. Lord knows I taught her how to.

[Natalie]

Switch the camera from.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Here to there.

[Bunny]

Oh, I was like, people in Snapchat icloud are having a blast. They're like, just every day, they're like, we can't wait to see Bunny's memories. Yeah, but what was my whole point? I had point here. We were talking about.

[Haley]

We're talking about my vagina.

[Bunny]

Oh, yeah. So anyways, we've all seen each other's vaginas. We've all seen each other's nipples. We've seen buttholes even. And I mean all of us, we have never seen Mimi's vagina or butthole.

[Natalie]

I finally saw her tits in Europe. It was nice.

[Haley]

I was drunk.

[Bunny]

We just gotta get her that's what they all say. That's what she said.

[Haley]

Wait, how'd you see my tits and not my vagina?

[Natalie]

Because you went like this in the hotel room.

[Bunny]

Were you walking around with no panties on?

[Haley]

Was that the night I took my pants? No, she was gonna rip my panties off for me because I was worried.

[Bunny]

Listen, Haley gets really grapey. Haley gets grapey, okay? When she. The amount of my friends. The amount of times this woman will drink and fudge, she gets so gravy. But the crazy thing is, is the next day, she'll wake up hungover, and if you even look in any sort of lusting way, she will rip your head off. Yeah. It's like, you can't.

[Haley]

There's a gremlin after.

[Bunny]

Literally, there's no in between.

[Haley]

That was funny. No, I. I shouldn't have worn underwear that night. I said, I regret. She said, my nails are like. Like, I could have just sawed your underwear off for you.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

There's this romper I wear, and for whatever reason, it causes my underwear to, like, get all weird. I hate it. I hate it. And I was like, I should have just.

[Bunny]

Because it probably just rubs against your little clit.

[Haley]

Yes. And she said, I'll rip them off for you.

[Bunny]

Maybe said, yes.

[Haley]

Thanks for. Yeah, no, you said it.

[Bunny]

How many minutes is this? Kaime, it's getting GROSS.

[Hila]

Going on. 20 minutes.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Bunny]

All right. Yeah. So we all want to see Mimi's vagina, and we're gonna see it one day.

[Natalie]

Thought we would see it in Europe.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we really did.

[Mimi]

Even on the bus.

[Bunny]

I thought we would have seen it on the bus. She keeps her pants on.

[Natalie]

It's like, she doesn't love us.

[Bunny]

Yeah, she doesn't.

[Haley]

Because I won't show you my vagina.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Fake. Yeah, you fake ass.

[Bunny]

Yeah, you are.

[Natalie]

Yeah, you've seen mine.

[Bunny]

All right, guys. I walked around, buy one of those fake camel toes and just wear it and be like, here it is. Here it is, ladies.

[Natalie]

Take a picture of, like, your arm like this.

[Bunny]

Get a prosthetic puss when I say she.

[Haley]

That's really funny. I should make it, like, the most hideous one.

[Bunny]

Just like a grenade went off on a deli counter.

[Haley]

Yes. Like a blue waffle.

[Bunny]

Just a prosthetic blue waffle just blown up. Pastrami. Yeah. I love those. Those are my favorite. I like them. Christy Mac has the most. The prettiest vagina ever. And she's got, like, straight up pastrami. It' great. I love it. What's right? May I.

[Hila]

May Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm here.

[Bunny]

Do you. Do you like the pastrami puss?

[Hila]

Pastrami puss?

[Bunny]

Yeah, little. I love. Listen, I'm a nasty. Give me a pastrami puss all day.

[Hila]

I've been asked to a lot of things, and this is probably the one that I. No, no. I would say I'm not a fan, but I also don't discriminate. I. I don't hate it, but it's not my top three.

[Bunny]

Have you guys seen Christy Mack's vagina?

[Natalie]

No.

[Bunny]

It looks like two little roast beef cutlets just slapped together. And it's so cute. I love it.

[Natalie]

I don't think I even know who that is.

[Bunny]

Chrissy Mac is hot. She's. Well, she's. I don't know if she.

[Natalie]

Look it up.

[Bunny]

Is that. Are we. Is it bad if we look it up right now? Can we look it up on the.

[Natalie]

I'm going straight into Google search.

[Bunny]

All right. Do Chrissy Mac. Yeah, she's fine.

[Haley]

Hey, Christy. Just as in, like.

[Mimi]

Yeah, C H, R I S T.

[Bunny]

Y. Chrissy Mac's hot.

[Haley]

Dude, you said. Just.

[Bunny]

She was so beautiful, too, like, in her day. Let me see. Let me see it. Let me see. Beautiful. How do we feel about it? That might not be a good one. That's. I think she has it, like, spread open right there.

[Natalie]

Oh, so not spread open.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Look at it when it's just dangling.

[Haley]

It's all spread open, but it's beautiful.

[Bunny]

There's nothing wrong with it. Like, it's. Nothing wrong.

[Haley]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Bunny]

That's nice.

[Hila]

Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with it. It just, you know, I kind of like it.

[Bunny]

It's a pastrami on rye if you. I like it. I like it. She's hot. Christy Mac can still get it.

[Haley]

Chrissy Mac can get it.

[Bunny]

I'm just getting it.

[Haley]

She's not my type, but she can get it.

[Bunny]

Dude, back in her heyday, she wasn't your type with her shaved head and all her tattoos.

[Haley]

No, too skinny. I know. That's, like, just not my preference.

[Bunny]

Christy Mack, are you thinking of this the right girl? She had the biggest, fattest ass you've ever seen.

[Haley]

I know, but I don't like, even. I don't know. That's, like, very BBL type ass. I like natural.

[Bunny]

Her ass is natural.

[Haley]

Well, I know. I just like her shape. Like, I don't like a girl who has, like, a smaller stomach. Like, I actually like bigger girls.

[Bunny]

Oh, gotcha. You like them thick, baby.

[Haley]

Yeah, I do.

[Bunny]

Would you ever. Haley, we're too close.

[Haley]

If. If I didn't know her, maybe.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

She was naked in the hotel room 24 7. She was constantly like, my tan is dry whole time. Then she goes, can you spray my back? I said, yeah. She goes, there's my butt.

[Bunny]

I would like to be a fly on the wall in you guys's room.

[Haley]

He's great.

[Bunny]

Yeah, great.

[Haley]

She's naked 24 7.

[Bunny]

All right, well, we will not. We were not trying to exploit Christy Mack, but I was just bragging about how beautiful she was.

[Haley]

Yeah. Gorgeous.

[Bunny]

Gorgeous. Gorgeous woman.

[Haley]

Gorgeous.

[Bunny]

Yeah. You guys want to read any more of these? I feel like we're a bunch of dudes sitting around having locker room time, literally. All right, I got one. My bio dad's federal case made my master's degree textbooks, and I had to openly discuss my life story while getting my master's in criminology.

[Mimi]

And that's just the beginning. I want to know who her dad is.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I wonder if he's a mobster.

[Mimi]

Mobster with a lobster.

[Natalie]

Hila said, When I was 24 years old, I dated this detective for the Columbus Police Department. He wasn't the hottest guy, but I had just been through a horrible breakup, so I said, what the heck? One day, he took me to a hotel. He had purchased buckets of chocolate pudding from a carryout. He poured all of this pudding in the bathtub, and we attempted to have sex in the. No, it's very messy and slimy, and then we had to shower.

[Mimi]

Slimy. It would be sticky, and that would.

[Bunny]

Be a raging yeast infection. Oh, my God.

[Haley]

All I can think about is the pudding going inside of me, all the sugar.

[Bunny]

Oh, and your pudding.

[Haley]

I don't do sticky.

[Bunny]

Give me a IV of antibiotics right now.

[Haley]

Absolutely not. There's something about being sticky that makes me want to. I hate being. Claw my skin off.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[Haley]

I cannot stand it. I. We were driving in Europe, and I had an. A gelato cup in my hand, and it began to leak. I blacked out. I blacked out because it was in my hand and down the leg. And when I got out, I was, like, screaming at Bear. I said, open the door. I need to go wash my hands. I was so angry.

[Bunny]

They did have this dessert. I didn't get to try it in Germany. Called the Gang Banger.

[Mimi]

What was it called? Gang Maker.

[Bunny]

And it was Fire. It was literally a peanut butter and jelly with a graham cracker covered in dark chocolate.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Haley]

You made the girls try that.

[Mimi]

And everybody loved it.

[Bunny]

I. I did not get any of it.

[Haley]

I didn't try it.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I should have.

[Mimi]

It was delicious.

[Haley]

I would love gang bang.

[Bunny]

Me too. All right. And on that note, we're gonna head out.

[Mimi]

Toodle. Ooh. Ladies.

[Bunny]

Bye. Bye.

[Haley]

Just kidding, Jason.