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Dani
We have more shows that we're adding.
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Dani
Ask, tell confess.
Ethan
Ask, tell Confess.
Dani
You guys do the intro.
Ethan
I got to do the intro.
Dani
Oh, Haley's ready. She cleared her throat and everything.
Ethan
Welcome back to another episode.
Cash
Yeah, I couldn't finish it. That was good. That was great.
Dani
That was really good. You set the mood and I just carried it on.
Jennifer
You did. It was good.
Ethan
I felt like I was on episode of Step or the movie Step Brothers right now. Yeah, I don't know why. That was just very Catalina wine Mixer.
Dani
Ah, boats and hoes. All right, guys, I'm gonna kick this one off. If you guys are wondering why we're in the same outfits as last week, it's because we are filming back to back because hopefully by this time, I.
Jennifer
Will have been out of my egg retrieval. All right, Jennifer wants to know, currently I am sitting with my daughter while she is in labor and will be helping her with delivery. My question is, when it comes to that time for your baby to be born, will you be in the room.
Dani
During the labor and delivery for the birth of your child?
Ethan
Interesting. Some people aren't and some people are. So that's a really good question.
Dani
Who is not?
Ethan
Well, sometimes the surrogate doesn't let them.
Dani
Crazy. What?
Ethan
Yeah.
Dani
New Fear unlocked. I need to talk to her about that.
Ethan
Oh, you didn't talk to her about that.
Dani
I think we did. I'm not sure. We've talked about so much But I'll.
Jennifer
Text her after this.
Dani
I love our surrogate.
Cash
She's so sweet.
Dani
She is so sweet. And I can't. I will. I will introduce you guys to her. Maybe after the journey. Just because she does have a big social media presence and she's a sweet, sweet girl. She's a sir. She's been a surrogate for other people. And I'll tell the story about the surrogate too, after everything. But of course I would be in the room. I want to be there the minute the baby is literally soul portaled into.
Ethan
Are you gonna universe skin of skin the baby?
Dani
Oh, of course, for sure. And me and J both, for sure. I want to be there for every.
Cash
You going to cut the umbilical cord or you want to.
Dani
Oh, God, I'll probably faint. I'm not good with like that. I'm going to make him do it. I can't. I'll be like, there's no way poop today. And before we do skin, before we do skin to skin, can they wash the little critter off?
Ethan
No. That's the whole point. You have to straight out slap it on the skin.
Cash
Don't some mothers eat the penda?
Ethan
Yeah. Are you rubbing it on your face? Are you gonna place in the facial?
Dani
It's not mine.
Ethan
Oh, you're. Yeah.
Dani
So what the benefits am I gonna reap from that?
Ethan
It's like stem cell.
Jennifer
No.
Dani
No, no. If it was coming from my body, yes, I would do that. But I think that's a little cannibalistic to be doing that from somebody else's body. That's weird. Would you eat my placenta?
Ethan
It's your DNA though. Yeah, because it's your baby.
Dani
I don't know.
Jennifer
I need to.
Dani
I gotta ask. Chat. Chat. And I have to have a very serious conversation about this. Yeah.
Ethan
Because I mean, that would technically be orange DNA.
Jennifer
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Dani
By the way, we left the neon sign pink.
Ethan
You know, bro, I said to change.
Dani
Yeah, it's going to. It's going to clash online, but it's okay.
Cash
Hey, Valentine's Day right now?
Ethan
Yes, please.
Jennifer
All right.
Ethan
Just change it.
Dani
I mean we're already.
Ethan
Put it in there. Put it in the episode. Changing the live right now.
Dani
Cool too.
Ethan
No red.
Dani
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Ethan
Changing it.
Dani
There she blows.
Cash
There you guys go.
Ethan
That's why it's different.
Jennifer
But yeah, of course I want to be there. I want to be there when they implant the baby, when they do the embryo transfer.
Dani
I want to be there for everything. So luckily she lives close by. So it's like just, you know, a half hour command.
Ethan
Yeah. And then like. Are you going to wait? What was I about to ask? I just had brain fart. Go ahead. Never mind.
Cash
Train derailed.
Dani
Yeah, we were talking about the baby being in the hospital room.
Ethan
I haven't slept in a week, guys. My brain just literally shut off.
Cash
I mean, he slept.
Ethan
I. I don't know what's going on.
Dani
You're not okay.
Cash
I've been going to bed at 5:30 every day. I don't get it. I can't sleep.
Dani
I couldn't sleep last night and I didn't sleep the night before.
Cash
I think it's these hormones, but I'm taking double magnesium.
Ethan
Came to me.
Jennifer
What was it?
Ethan
It came to me. Is she gonna do a hospital birthday?
Dani
Yes.
Ethan
Yeah, cool.
Dani
We're doing a hospital birth. We already have the hospital picked out.
Ethan
There's so much planning behind baby stuff. It's crazy.
Dani
But one thing I love about her, she has chunky babies. Her baby she just had was 10 pounds, dude. And yeah, just he's a beefy cake. Like, oh, he's so cute.
Ethan
I wanted chunky babies so bad.
Dani
I'm like, give me a chunk. Give me a big old. I skip the newborn clothes. Give me a full three month old that you just out.
Ethan
Oh, bro. I listened to my doctors and they diagnosed me with the big baby syndrome. There's a name for it. And so I didn't buy any newborn clothes. I only bought the zero to threes. Both my kids came out tiny and we had no clothes for them. Like, Jason had to go because I was hospitalized for like a week. Yeah, he had to go buy clothes for both kids.
Dani
How. How big were you when you were born?
Ethan
Oh, me? Yeah, I was like almost ten pounds, like nine something.
Dani
Really?
Ethan
A big. Jason and I both. Jason was recorded longest baby in the history of the hospital.
Dani
Geez.
Ethan
24 and a half inches long.
Dani
Damn.
Ethan
That's a ginormous.
Dani
That's a canoe.
Ethan
Hello.
Cash
How big were you?
Dani
Six pounds. I was six pounds, 13 ounces. How big were you? I don't know how long I was.
Cash
I think I was seven. Seven.
Dani
Oh, angel numbers.
Cash
That's what I was. The skinniest I ever was. Guys, I wish I could get back.
Dani
I was smaller than cash then. If cash was seven, I was six. I was six pounds, 13 ounces.
Ethan
Both of them were like low sevens by the time left the hospital.
Dani
Wow.
Ethan
Yeah. They're little babies.
Dani
I want a big old chunk. Give me the chunkiest chunk chunk. I want a little chachi coming out of her. Just give me a 60 pound. Give me a little chach.
Jennifer
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Dani
Yeah, but of course I'll be there. I'm so excited about it. And well, whenever that time comes, if that time comes. Because listen, last week, last week I didn't think we were having kids because of how horrible it was. And you know what? We still don't know. I can go to my doctor's appointment tomorrow and they can be like, meh.
Ethan
No, we manifest that it's going to.
Dani
Happen, but we'll see. We'll see. Whatever. God, it's. My husband said the coolest thing the other day because I was so stressed out. He said, baby, it's on God's watch.
Ethan
I love that.
Dani
Yep. So yeah, we're going to the Bahamas.
Jennifer
You guys excited?
Dani
I'm excited too, but now I'm scared because you know how we've been talking about like going to the Bahamas? Well, you know, my FYP picked that up. Some chick went to the Bahamas, swam with the pigs. Did you see it?
Cash
I. I saw a story about that.
Dani
She held the pig and got, like, bugs underneath her skin for, like, years.
Ethan
Yep.
Dani
Yeah, I can't. I'll freak out. So are we not swimming with pigs?
Cash
No, I'd rather not.
Dani
But that's only one story.
Ethan
A couple weeks, you can go swim with your own pigs.
Dani
In the poop pond?
Ethan
Yes. I don't let them be the first ones in. What do you think those pigs do?
Dani
I mean, but that's an ocean. It's like salt water and the turds get taken away. Poop pond is going to be poop soup. Like, we're. It's like crunches. Big crunch has an, like, cinnamon, turns.
Ethan
Around to me and her and just opens it up. Opening it up. I was like, gotta go.
Dani
Bye.
Cash
Bye.
Dani
No, you don't care. That big cinnamon roll. You don't care. He. It's gonna have a waterfall and it's gonna be like, you know, moving around.
Ethan
But let the pigs be the first things in. Go swim with them.
Dani
Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I'm not into poop soup. All right, who's next?
Cash
Okay. When I worked at the strip club, I used to get paid a thousand dollars for two shot glasses of breast milk. The sugar daddy was 65 to 75. 70 years old. He always said it kept him from getting sick. I don't know. He would pay for a VIP and want me to squirt it in his mouth. Nasty bastard. Just kidding. I didn't think nothing of it back then, but now I kind of feel weird about it, especially since I'm nursing as we speak.
Dani
Yeah. Oh.
Cash
Did anyone ever do that to you?
Dani
Well, I didn't have breast milk. There was. There's so many fetishes. There's like, men who love pregnant women. Even when I did cocktails at the Palms, high rollers that would come in, would that. Have you guys ever seen me walk up to a pregnant belly and say, let me rub it for good luck? I do that anytime I see a pregnant belly. It's because when I. All the high rollers when I worked at the Palms would request when they were making high stakes bets that a pregnant cocktail waitress be waiting on them because it was good luck.
Ethan
Really didn't even know that. That's so crazy.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
Wow.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
I love rubbing and pregnant belly. And I know that pregnant people feel. I always ask first, of course, but, like, pregnant There's a little. Your squishes. I had this crazy video when I was laying down with, I think pregnant with Cash, and he took his butt and moved it across my stomach. It looked. It literally looked like out of, like, Men in Black. It was the wildest thing ever. And then I've got one of Olivia too, where she just, like, straight elbows out the side of my stomach. It's insane. Terrifying.
Dani
Should we tell the story about Liv on the podcast?
Ethan
Okay, but I won't give names.
Dani
Okay. And you gotta show the picture, too. You gotta show the picture, too. This is who Olivia is, man. She is. Is so funny. This kid is so hilarious.
Ethan
Jaime doesn't know the story.
Cash
This is my first time.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
Okay. So this is no disrespect. This is a very innocent child doing this entire situation. There was a recent burial in this, like, 1800s cemetery up the road from someone I know. And Olivia was very intrigued by this. She. She is very fascinated of all things like circle of life. And my mom said, I, you know, I'll take you up there. I don't mind. We can go see. I've hiked up to that cemetery myself too. It's a really beautiful old cemetery. Hand carved gravestones, everything like that. And so there's this freshly buried person up there. And Olivia got my mom's phone, and she's taking pictures of, like, the old tombstones and some blurry pictures, everything like that. So when my mom came back, she decided to show my husband these really cool gravestones and all this kind of stuff. So she's swiping through and she finds a blurry photo, and she goes, oh, this is when I handed it to Olivia. So she swipes a couple more and this photo pops up. So let me just show you guys this photo while Olivia had my mom's phone.
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Ethan
It's the tongue for me.
Dani
It was so funny, dude.
Cash
I feel like whoever's buried there was definitely like smiling with her.
Dani
Like they would have enjoyed this. She was such an innocent kid.
Ethan
It's so innocent. And it just. My mom and husband broke out laughing so hard and they were like, they had no idea this photo existed. But the fact that she decided to take a selfie with this grave just, just absolutely sent me to. So my child.
Cash
I hope a kid does that to me when I'm buried.
Dani
You need to blow this up and put it in a room.
Ethan
She's got like a Lainey Wilson shirt on or something like that. She's so innocent.
Cash
I'd be like this in the background.
Dani
Like, like it reminds me.
Ethan
Haley said it reminds me of the little girl who's smiling in front of the burning house.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
That's literally Olivia was like a fresh dug grave.
Dani
Yeah, I love it. That's so cute. You know, that reminds me, I am like obsessed, obsessed with Ancestry.com right now. And I have been building my family profile. So every night is huge. So every night at like 2am I get on there and I start around with it.
Ethan
I'm obsessed with it.
Dani
Me too. I start looking at all my ancestors.
Jennifer
Graves and all that.
Cash
Oh yeah, I know who came over on the Mayflower.
Ethan
Both of our families came over on the Mayflower.
Cash
The councils in my family.
Dani
Really? How do you guys get to that level?
Cash
I'm in like the 16, 1500s.
Ethan
I'm in Wales.
Dani
I think you guys need to teach me because right now I'm kind of like, like going around and around. I mean I've been, I've had it for like five years that I've just.
Ethan
Been building even if you've had it for five years, building takes time because it has to like cross reference and make sure the hints, make sure you double check them.
Dani
I do.
Ethan
Okay.
Dani
Because I don't trust nobody. I got. I got. What? First of all, what the is a second cousin twice removed? What the does that mean? Because I've got a lot of them. Yeah, it's. I don't understand it.
Ethan
I don't.
Dani
Divorce me off. I'm like, why are you here? We don't. We're not even.
Ethan
Get out of my tree.
Dani
You were removed for a reason.
Cash
The branch.
Dani
Yeah. Twice.
Ethan
Yeah. Like, why are you giving you enough chances?
Dani
The coolest thing that I found though is like, you know, you guys know how I'm like obsessed with all things like mystical and ethereal and stuff like that. My family name that was married to my grandfather and my great grandfather was Spell. And that's why Nova's middle name is Spell, because. Yeah, their name was Spell. And I'm like, that's so cool. Like, how do. Like that. That was so perfect. You know, literally, like my great grandmothers and my grandmothers were their last name was Spell.
Ethan
So how far back into your descendants did someone immigrate to the United States?
Dani
I haven't gotten that far. So I've gotten. I finally found my dad's because. Okay. My whole family is a mystery. Nobody knows anything about either sides of my family. Like I'm having to start from scratch and figure this all out my self. My dad never talked about his dad. So I. I finally found him and who he married and all that stuff. And then I found his. His dad because they all have the same name. So it's like.
Ethan
Yeah, the best thing you can do is census.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
So do senses by name.
Dani
Yes.
Ethan
If you don't know anything about his side of the family and if they do have the same name. That's why I say be careful, because it happened to me. It was like cross referencing similar names.
Dani
Right, right. Yeah. No, I've caught on to that. But yeah, it's just been. It's really cool to just kind of like dive in and try to learn.
Jennifer
Where I'm from and who my family is.
Ethan
Stories. My dad didn't even know because he was a baby. So because of census and like you're talking about, my dad didn't know like a lot on a certain side of his family. I connected the dots with census and found out, like when my grandpa took my grandma because they were really young or she was very young, he was not. And like, took her to Southern California, away from her whole family, like, months after my dad was born. So it was just really crazy to connect timelines. I was like, dad, did you know you went down to Bakersfield? He was like, no. I was like, and this is who you lived with? Because they did a census and it was like, his brothers that house or something like that. The census is crazy. They'd be, like, giving out lots of.
Dani
I've seen newspaper clippings and, like, it's been crazy. I found my mom had a wedding announcement of my mom's been married a few times. I'm like, damn.
Ethan
Really?
Dani
Yeah. She had a lot.
Ethan
You had no idea.
Dani
I mean, I knew some of them, but some of them I didn't know.
Jennifer
Bill too.
Dani
There was another chick that he got married to that I didn't know about.
Ethan
You and I were looking at that, at Maria. Like, what is that?
Dani
I'm like, who's Maria?
Cash
Yeah. Does it say?
Dani
I'm still trying to figure it out.
Ethan
Yeah.
Cash
It should say when it did.
Dani
It did. And I mean, it fits a timeline. But I. My dad never talked about it. Never mentioned crazy.
Ethan
That's so wild. I love. I love deeping. Deep diving into, like, families and, like, finding finder graves and stuff.
Dani
Yeah.
Ethan
Sick.
Dani
Yeah. If you guys have any Ancestry.com recommendations.
Jennifer
Or tips, let us know below.
Cash
My, like, 12th or 13th, like, great grandfather on my dad's side, he was an astronomer that, like, basically, like. I don't know. He was like proto Copernican.
Dani
Yeah.
Cash
Like, worked with Copernicus, whatever. Like, all that, like, it went.
Dani
So he studied the stars.
Ethan
Yeah. He was like, yeah.
Cash
Crazy.
Dani
I found my family doesn't have anything cool.
Cash
He died in, like, 1587. Oh, yeah. That was like 1587. But then I found relatives that died.
Dani
In, like, hundreds right now. The what? I'm in the 1800s right now.
Cash
Wait till you get farther back.
Dani
Okay.
Cash
I have relatives that died in Shipwreck.
Dani
Wow.
Cash
Like, it tells me how they died.
Ethan
That's insane. I found, like, old family crazy emblems and stuff, which I think are really cool. And there's a house. It was actually not too far. That's, like, within the family name. And it's some kind of, like, monumental home that they is like, now a museum that I could go look at. And it's like a great, great grandfather.
Dani
That's crazy. That's insane. Yeah. I just feel like I'm such an orphan. Like, I don't. Like, I'm an orphan with parents, but it's like. Like I know nothing about my family. My family was so secretive on both sides. Well, my mom lied about everything, and then my dad just was a vault of secrets. So it's like I'm having to figure out this on my own.
Ethan
That's so cool, though. You get to, like, discover your own past.
Dani
Yeah, I guess. I mean, it seems like it's been kind of hard.
Ethan
Really? Cool show.
Dani
Yeah.
Jennifer
Light bulb just went on.
Dani
All right, I'm going to hug my cow. I gotta go.
Cash
Okay, bye.
Dani
Totally.
Ethan
Bye.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – Episode "Ask, Tell, Confess: Poop Soup & Grave Selfies"
Release Date: June 13, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO, Dumb Blonde Productions
In this engaging episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO and her co-hosts dive into a blend of hilarious and heartfelt confessions. The episode, titled "Ask, Tell, Confess: Poop Soup & Grave Selfies," explores unconventional topics ranging from childbirth experiences to quirky childhood antics, all delivered with the signature comedic flair that Dumb Blonde is known for.
The conversation kicks off with Bunnie and her co-hosts discussing their personal plans and anxieties surrounding childbirth. Bunnie shares her excitement and nervousness about being present during her daughter’s labor and delivery.
The group delves into various perspectives on whether to be present during delivery, highlighting different experiences and cultural practices.
Bunnie emphasizes her desire to be there from the very first moment her baby is "soul portaled into" the world, showcasing her commitment to being an involved parent.
The hosts humorously discuss the realities of immediate post-birth interactions, balancing the emotional significance with natural bodily functions.
Transitioning from adult confessions to childhood memories, the hosts share amusing and bizarre stories from their younger years. One standout moment is Ethan’s recounting of his daughter Olivia’s fascination with a recently buried grave.
The group laughs over the innocent yet eerie behavior of Olivia taking selfies with graves, highlighting the intersection of childhood curiosity and the macabre.
Ethan further elaborates on Olivia’s actions, painting a vivid picture of the scenario that blends humor with a touch of spookiness.
The story underscores the podcast’s theme of embracing the unexpected and finding humor in unusual situations.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the topic of genealogy, sharing their experiences with Ancestry.com and the challenges of uncovering family histories.
The conversation highlights the complexities of tracing lineage, especially when family histories are shrouded in secrecy or lost over generations.
Ethan advises fellow listeners on effective strategies for genealogical research, emphasizing the importance of census records in building accurate family trees.
Through candid admissions, the hosts connect with listeners who may share similar struggles in uncovering their ancestral pasts, fostering a sense of community and shared experience.
Interspersed with the confessions are moments of levity and camaraderie among the hosts. From playful banter about podcast aesthetics to jokes about their genealogical discoveries, the episode maintains a balanced tone of humor and sincerity.
These interactions illustrate the natural chemistry among the hosts, making the podcast both relatable and entertaining.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the importance of sharing authentic experiences, no matter how unconventional or embarrassing. By tackling topics like childbirth anxieties, childhood curiosities, and the quest for ancestral knowledge, Dumb Blonde encourages listeners to laugh, relate, and embrace their own journeys to healing and self-discovery.
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For those who haven’t tuned in, this episode of Dumb Blonde offers a perfect blend of comedy, real-life confessions, and insightful discussions, ensuring a captivating listen that resonates on multiple levels.