Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie Took A Dump While WHO WATCHED?

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie Took A Dump While WHO WATCHED?"

Date: November 7, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Panel: Jaime, Mimi, Jillian, Jason
Theme: Hilarious confessions, embarrassing moments, fan interactions, and candid life stories

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Dumb Blonde" dives deep into life’s messy, hilarious, and totally real moments. Bunnie and crew open up about everything from awkward bathroom blunders to interactions with devoted (and slightly inebriated) fans. The conversation flows with the trademark Dumb Blonde blend of humor, vulnerability, and sisterhood, encouraging everyone to laugh, relate, and heal together.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Barndominium Adventures and Yellow Jacket Attack

[04:11 – 07:00]

• Bunnie shares her excitement (and pain) over finally getting her barndominium (country-style man cave) finished after a long and rocky building process.
• The Incident:
  • Bunnie gets stung by a yellow jacket as soon as she walks in—her first ever yellow jacket sting.
  • Describes her panicked reaction, researching symptoms and texting her assistant Sunny for advice.
  • Anxiety amplifies the situation: "I have severe freaking anxiety. So the first thing I do is I’m googling... talking to Sunny...She’s like, you need to make sure for the next hour that your chest doesn’t get tight, your throat doesn’t close... and you know me, immediately—panic mode, dude." (Bunnie, 05:10)
• Compounding Embarrassment:
  • Desperate for a bathroom (thanks to a new health supplement), Bunnie scrambles amid both a panic attack and more than one natural emergency.
  • "It was just a recipe for fudgeing disaster." (Bunnie, 06:15)
• Recap: Despite everything, the crew enjoys their ride on ATVs and plans to celebrate Thanksgiving in the new space.

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2. Fan Engagement: The Saga of Bob

[12:09 – 24:12]

• The team shares a series of drunken, endearing voicemails from an obsessed fan, "Bob."
• Bob’s quirky personality and persistent calls earn him instant icon status on the show:
  • "Bob, out." (Bob, 14:31; repeatedly throughout the voicemails)
  • "I love your podcast like a bowl of cherries." (Bob, 14:47)
  • Discusses if Bob is "on the sauce" (drunk) during his messages.
  • The group speculates about Bob’s identity and backstory, especially after he claims to remember Bunnie from Las Vegas.
• Calling Bob LIVE:
  • The crew calls Bob, sparking a heartwarming and hilarious exchange.
  • Bob, from Eugene, Oregon, reveals he’s a longtime fan and old friend who once tried giving a sticker to Bunnie’s husband (Jelly Roll).
  • Notable moment:
    • "I gave Jelly Roll a sticker, but they didn’t want it... and then threw it away." (Bob, 21:43)
    • "He is a big old potato head, let me tell you." (Bunnie, 22:21)
  • Bob and Bunnie exchange playful barbs, promise future chats, and cement his place in the Dumb Blonde family.
  • The iconic sign-off:
    • "Bob out." (repeated, Bob, 23:08)

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3. Bunnie’s Most Embarrassing Bathroom Story

[24:05 – 28:10]

• The Dirty Details:
  • Bunnie, in the middle of lunch prep, is hit with an urgent need to use the restroom thanks to fiber-rich greens.
  • Chooses a rarely used bathroom at the front of the house. As she’s doing her business, her dog Chachi and a new cleaning lady (who has never been there before) burst in unexpectedly.
  • The cleaning lady, startled and chased by the dog, ends up sitting on Bunnie’s lap mid-bowel movement!
  • "This woman was so scared that mid loaf, she sat on my lap... We were eye to eye." (Bunnie, 25:56)
  • “She was staring...It took her a minute to register what was going on, and I had to say it four times. What? Before she just stood there and stared at me, breathing in, basking in the ambiance.” (Bunnie, 26:40)
• The two eventually joke about the incident afterward, establishing a new level of awkward closeness.
• The crew is in stitches, calling it one of the best stories ever on the show.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Bumps are goosed. The gooses are bumped." (Bunnie and crew joking early in the show, 03:43)
• "I pride myself on being a country girl now. Even though I am from the city, I am totally countryfied." (Bunnie, 05:00)
• "I had to rip him off of me and throw him." (Bunnie, on fighting the yellow jacket, 05:20)
• "We’re going to have Thanksgiving there, it’s going to be a vibe." (Bunnie, 07:30)
• "Bob out." (Bob, repeatedly throughout, becoming an accidental show catchphrase)
• "She sat on my lap...while I have a turd hanging out...we were eye to eye." (Bunnie, 25:56)
• "I feel like we’re best friends now." (Bunnie, to the traumatized cleaning lady, 27:16)
• "Bob is the fucking homie." (Bunnie, 24:05)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [04:11] Barndominium update & yellow jacket incident
• [06:05] Bathroom emergency layered on top of sting anxiety
• [12:09] Introduction to Bob’s voicemails
• [14:31] Iconic “Bob, out” voicemails
• [19:35] Live call with Bob (highlights his quirky, sweet personality)
• [24:05] Bunnie’s full embarrassing bathroom confession

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Tone and Takeaways

The episode is unfiltered, laugh-out-loud funny, and marked by warmth—even amid discussions of panic attacks or bathroom disasters. Bunnie and her crew embrace life’s weird moments, turning them into relatable anecdotes and running jokes. The team’s empathy shines, both with each other and their biggest fans (literally calling them live and showering them with love).

Listeners are left reminded that:

• Everyone has embarrassing moments (sometimes on the toilet!)
• Fan connections can be heartwarming and hilarious
• Finding humor in the chaos is a form of healing

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"Bob out." – As they say on Dumb Blonde, that’s the only way to end it!

Transcript

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Confess.

[Jillian]

I asked, so confess.

[Bunny]

Hello, friends.

Welcome to another ass. Ch.

It faded into the night.

[Jaime]

I liked it, right?

[Jillian]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Did you like it? That was like a smooth surf. Feels good.

[Jaime]

I was serenaded.

[Bunny]

Good. Did it hit that little, like, you know, my brain.

It itched.

Your brain? Yeah. Little spot in your brain. Bumps are goosed.

The gooses are bumped.

The goose. The gooses are bumpy.

[Mimi]

E.

[Bunny]

How's everybody doing today? Oh, good.

[Jaime]

What a day.

[Bunny]

What a day. We got a live stream tonight, a podcast. Today we're filming Askel Confess. We are really cramming it in there.

[Jaime]

Yeah. After a day yesterday, it's. It's a week.

[Mimi]

That was fun yesterday, though.

[Bunny]

Yeah, let's talk about yesterday because I'm still suffering from it.

[Mimi]

Today, maybe not fun for all.

[Bunny]

Yeah, my bad. So we have a new barndominium that just got built, and we're so excited about it. It's really. It's a barndominium, AKA slash man cave, that we're putting together, which you guys will see in the next vlog that we drop. And the minute I walk in there, we get there. We've been waiting a year and a half for this to get built, started under crazy circumstances. And the person that was heading the job has been fired. And thank God, because we finally got shit done once we got them out of the way. And it's progressed beautifully. And the people who are working on it, thank you so much because it's such a beautiful place, so peaceful, but it's also in the middle of the woods and it's swarming with yellow jackets. And I am. I pride myself on being a country girl now. Even though I am from the city, I am totally countryfied. Right. I've been out here 10 years almost. I walk into the kitchen of the barn doe and literally within one second of being there, I get stung in the leg by a freaking yellow jacket. And this mofo didn't want to let Go like, I had to rip him off of me and throw him. And I've never been stung by a yellow jacket. And I have severe freaking anxiety. So the first thing I do is I'm googling. I'm fucking on chat, talking to Sunny, and I'm like, sonny, I just got bit by a yellow jacket. She's like, oh my God. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, bro, that's the last thing you want to hear. Fucking chat say. She's like, you need to make sure for the next hour that your chest doesn't get tight, your throat doesn't close, your lips don't swell, you don't get hives. And you know me immediately. Just fucking panic mode, dude. And I'm just like, oh my God. And so I had to shit. So I. Fudgeing. I'm not. This is all happening in the first five minutes of me being there.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So we're scrambling to find toilet paper because I'm having a panic attack and I'm going to shit my pants because I'm taking frickin these greens now. So like everything just runs through me. I mean, it was just a recipe for fudgeing disaster. And then I wake up today and my leg is still swollen, still red and still freaking itchy. And so what do I do?

I go back on chat GPT and.

I asked Sunny, sunny, it's itchy. Is this normal? Oh my God. Literally, I'm like, sunny, we're gonna have a talk with how you address things, but that, that's neither here nor there. She says you can get something called serum sickness, and it's a delayed onset of. Of alert of an allergic reaction to the venom that can slowly spread in your body. So for the Next, you know, 24 hours, I have to make sure my lips don't swell, my throat doesn't close, my breathing is fine, I don't get hives. Or I'm just like. This has been a perpetual.

[Jaime]

I'm gonna need to have a talk with Sunny.

[Bunny]

I know, yeah, she needs to chill out. Listen, it's not like she doesn't know that I'm not a hypochondriac.

[Jaime]

Exactly.

[Bunny]

I talk to her.

[Mimi]

Well, every time you. You start a new one, she's on the last thing you were freaking out about. My favorite thing ever.

[Bunny]

I was trying to get the macros. I needed to know the macros. But yeah, yesterday was beautiful. We got to ride ATVs for a little bit before the sunset and the place is just so cozy.

[Jaime]

So I enjoyed yesterday a lot guys.

[Bunny]

I'm really looking forward to making some mem there. We're going to have Thanksgiving there. It's going to be. It's going to be a vibe.

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[Jaime]

Can't wait.

[Bunny]

And we broke it in with some young Dolph. That was great. We blessed the riding in a Bentley.

Smoking moon rocks, pocket full of blue.

Whop guap guap wap whop.

[Jaime]

No. There's so much from the four wheelers was a lot of fun, guys. Yeah. The four wheelers was not prepared that I. When you said we were going to.

[Bunny]

A river creek, I thought we were.

[Mimi]

Crossing the creek, not going in it.

[Bunny]

No, we went and they turned in.

[Jaime]

I like, had my Uggs and I was like, I got a little.

[Bunny]

I know.

I looked at one of your videos and your legs all up here. I'm like, you know what? She was smart.

[Jaime]

I didn't want to get him nerdy.

[Bunny]

She smart.

[Jaime]

High me on the back of me.

[Bunny]

Yeah, just like.

[Jaime]

And the hill. The four wheeler said.

[Mimi]

This stops halfway up the hill. And I was trying to put it.

[Jaime]

In low because I was like, maybe it'll take us up the hill better. Cuz it was like.

[Bunny]

It was like the Little engine that could, bro.

[Mimi]

No stops halfway up. So I have to stop. I'm starting to roll backwards and anytime I gun it, it's starting to like, tip backwards. I was like, you bitch.

[Bunny]

Go. I was getting so.

[Jaime]

Same thing happened to us. And I was like, jaime, lean forward.

[Bunny]

Our poor farmhand. I made him come with us. I'm like, get in here. He tried to sit the creek out. I said, aaron, what are you doing? He did get in the creek.

[Mimi]

He did sit it out a little bit.

[Bunny]

Did he?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

He's like.

[Bunny]

He's like fucking white people. He's like a ginger. But seriously, like, we see a creek and we go straight and like, I almost tipped over and floated in there.

[Jaime]

Yeah, you did.

[Bunny]

Mimi had to teach me how to reverse and shit. I was like, oh, God, this is terrible.

[Jaime]

Put it in reverse, Terry.

[Mimi]

There was a few times I looked down and my phone was like this out of my pocket. And I was like, oh, no. Having to put it back in.

[Bunny]

I can't wait to go back. It's so fun.

[Jaime]

I know. I can't wait.

[Bunny]

Now, what do you guys got for me?

[Jaime]

Guys, you go.

[Mimi]

I feel like you've been holding.

[Jaime]

I have discovered when I went into our voicemails, we have a fan named Bob. I think Bob likes to drink a little bit. Because we received more than.

[Mimi]

I'd like to hear them.

[Jaime]

The capacity of our voicemail. Voicemails from Bob.

[Bunny]

Bob Areno's getting down. You know what? We're his. We're his little love line.

[Jaime]

He can call more than love.

[Jillian]

Oh.

[Jaime]

He is madly obsessed. And I picked five of my favorite voicemails out of the large abundance I went through from Bob, and I would like to share them with you guys.

[Bunny]

Please do, because Bob me. Bob.

[Jaime]

Bob might like the sauce a little bit.

[Bunny]

Do we know Bob?

[Jaime]

No sauce. Bob.

[Mimi]

What sauce?

[Jaime]

Alcohol.

[Bunny]

What's okay? To be determined. Let me hear the. Let me hear the voicemails.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah. Call them.

[Jason]

Moving the vegetable.

[Jaime]

Moving.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Because when you're Jaime.

[Jason]

So, like, back in the day, like, let's say you were a housewife, you would hide the beers, like, behind the vegetables. So, like, you go in the cupboard, move them over a little bit.

[Bunny]

Do you know that?

[Jason]

It is a little slang.

[Bunny]

Jaime, you're not even a housewife. How do you know that? I don't know. I think Jaime was a housewife in a past life.

[Mimi]

I could see.

[Bunny]

Loves cats.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Very in tune with his feminine side.

[Jason]

I was so stoked when we were in South Carolina and we were there for the Notebook. I was losing my mind.

[Bunny]

I mean, he's a housewife.

[Jason]

It's a great film. Didn't age well, but I've never watched.

[Jaime]

This is why you and Jason are such good.

[Mimi]

You've never seen the Notebook?

[Bunny]

Never once.

[Mimi]

I didn't cry, though, because I thought they were just sleeping at the end.

[Bunny]

That's not my idea of a love story. My idea of a love story is true romance. That's my idea of a love story.

[Mimi]

That's your favorite romance movie?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Have you.

[Bunny]

You've never watched True Romance?

[Mimi]

Oh, that's the movie.

[Bunny]

True Romance. Oh, my God. You both have to watch True.

[Mimi]

I'll watch it in the backup.

[Bunny]

It's so good. You guys will love that movie. It's one of my favorite movies.

[Jaime]

All right, all right, guys, I'd like to introduce you to Bob, and if you have a hard time understanding what he's saying, I will. I've listened to these enough that I will translate for you.

[Jillian]

This is Bob, and I'm. I'm kicking. You know what? And I'm ready to get together with you guys whenever we were heard. Out. Bob, out.

[Jaime]

Bob, out.

[Mimi]

Stop. Out.

[Jaime]

All right, but wait.

[Mimi]

That's our new saying.

[Bunny]

Bob, out. Out.

[Mimi]

God, I love him.

[Jillian]

Brian is Bob. I love you like I love. I love your podcast. Like a bowl of cherries.

[Jaime]

Like a bowl of cherries.

[Jillian]

Bob out. Bob, out.

[Jaime]

Like a bowl of cherries.

[Bunny]

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

[Jillian]

Dear Bunny, this is Bob. And Maury was terrific. He was like a piece of cake. Oh, he was terrific. And I want more good people like him.

[Bunny]

Oh, I. Bob. Dude, we gotta do a live call with Bob.

[Jaime]

We have Bob's phone number. Guys, we should.

[Mimi]

Can we FaceTime him right now?

[Bunny]

Should we FaceTime Bob? What if he doesn't have FaceTime? You think he might not?

[Jaime]

We might need to call him the first time. Wait, I got two more.

[Jillian]

Okay, I need.

[Mimi]

Okay, I need.

[Jaime]

Okay. It takes him a second to start talking, guys. Okay, here we go.

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[Jillian]

I'm doing good at everything. I just want to let you know them progress. And Bob out.

[Bunny]

All right, last one, guys. And then maybe we need Bob out.

Merch.

[Jillian]

Yeah, Bunny, will you let me know what. What's going on? And I know I. I know you from Vegas, too.

[Bunny]

Always from Vegas.

[Jaime]

He said, I know you from Vegas, too.

[Bunny]

Oh, Bob, did you used to be a client O. Oh, my goodness.

[Mimi]

I love him.

[Bunny]

What a.

[Mimi]

Do we have a last name?

[Bunny]

Oh, my God, I love Bob so much. Do we call Bob?

[Mimi]

Do we have a last name for Bob?

[Bunny]

I want to give Bob a little ring. A ding ding on the ding. A ding dong.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I don't have a last name for.

[Bunny]

We don't need a last name. Bob out.

[Jaime]

Bob.

[Mimi]

What if that's his last name? Out.

[Bunny]

What if Bob's sleeping right now? He sounds like he's a night crawler.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mimi]

What time are these voicemails left?

[Jaime]

Let me go look.

[Mimi]

That will change everything.

[Jaime]

Yeah. All right, let's look at when Bob calls us. Bob likes to call us at 9pm.

[Bunny]

Oh, that is his party time.

[Mimi]

I love him. I want to party with.

[Bunny]

All right, call Bob, and then we'll get him on FaceTime next week.

[Jaime]

See if you.

[Bunny]

Is there an option to facetime?

[Jaime]

Oh, we're gonna find out right now.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Bob out.

[Jaime]

Bob out.

[Bunny]

You're probably gonna have to hand me your phone so he can hear me. He sounds like he's really old and like he's gonna be hard of hearing. I know. He just calls us to tell us. He said, yeah, he loves. He's lonely. Oh, my Shayla. My freaking Shayla. Stop. I'm gonna cry. There was no option for FaceTime.

[Mimi]

I'm gonna cry.

[Bob]

Hello?

[Bunny]

Hi. Is Bob there?

[Jaime]

Yes.

[Bob]

Who's calling her?

[Bunny]

This is Bunny.

[Jaime]

Xo.

[Bob]

Oh, Bunny's calling you, Bob. Hey.

[Bunny]

Hey, B.

What are you doing? Bobarino.

[Bob]

Hey, where's. I want to meet the rest of the crew.

[Bunny]

They're here. Hi, Bob. We're all here. Maybe we're calling. Need to say hi.

[Bob]

I gotta see how. I gotta see if.

[Bunny]

My hair a. You want me to cut your hair?

[Jaime]

We love you.

[Bunny]

We love Bob. You're gonna be on the next episode of Askel Confess.

[Bob]

I am?

[Bunny]

Yeah. You're on air right now. We were playing your voicemails, and we absolutely fell in love with you.

[Bob]

Where's J. Is he there yet?

[Bunny]

He's not. He's still in Australia, but he will be home soon.

[Bob]

Oh, good. I need to talk to G. Oh.

[Bunny]

You talk to who?

[Bob]

I need to talk to your husband.

[Bunny]

Okay, well, we'll call you whenever he's with us, but we just wanted to call and tell you that your voicemails bring us so much joy and never stop leaving them. We want to play them all the time now.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Where are you from, Bob?

[Bob]

Eugene.

[Bunny]

Oh, Eugene, Oregon. Oh, yeah. Oh, heck yeah, buddy. All right, well, next time we play Oregon, you have to come out to a show and meet up us and we'll all take pictures and hang out.

[Bob]

Hey, I knew I knew you from Las Vegas.

[Bunny]

Oh, man. What did you know about me?

[Bob]

You weren't there.

[Bunny]

Oh, yeah, no, I did.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bob]

I just thought I'd let you know, because I haven't let you know.

[Bunny]

Well, were you an old client, or did we.

[Bob]

Just an old friend of yours.

[Bunny]

Oh, an old friend of mine, because I.

[Bob]

Because I saw you. I. I want to thank you for the one. I remember you from Portland when we went to Portland.

[Bunny]

Oh, that's nice. Oh, so did you come to a show when I met you?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I love that.

[Bob]

And I. And I gave Jelly roll a sticker, but they didn't want it.

[Bunny]

Oh, he didn't want.

[Bob]

He didn't want it.

[Bunny]

Oh, well, we'll take all the stickers.

[Bob]

And then threw it away.

[Bunny]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[Bob]

They didn't want to help me out.

[Bunny]

Oh, it was.

[Bob]

It was people from Portland.

[Bunny]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say I could never see my husband throwing something away that somebody gave them. That somebody gave him, but.

[Bob]

Yeah, but he did. Yeah, but he did.

[Bunny]

Oh, well, him, then. All right. That guy.

[Bob]

That guy, the potato head.

[Bunny]

Yeah. He is a big old potato head, let me tell you. All right, Bob. Well, we love you. We just wanted to call you and say hi. Please keep leaving us voicemails, and then we're gonna. We want to facetime with you one of these days.

[Bob]

Yep.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we'll put you on the show. All right, well, we'll. We'll figure it out. Mimi will be reaching out to you to figure out how to get you on the show. Okay.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Yeah. All right. Bob out.

[Jaime]

Bob out.

[Bob]

Tell her I'm ready.

[Bunny]

All right, baby. Bob out.

[Jaime]

Yeah, you got to say it for us.

[Bunny]

Say it for us.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Damn it.

[Bob]

I did it. Damn the torpedo. I did.

[Bunny]

Bob, you got to say, bob out so I could hang up.

[Bob]

Bob out.

[Bunny]

All right, buddy, we'll talk to you later. Bye, Bob. Bye. Oh, my God. Is he not the sweetest? I love him. He's the sweetest slice in the loaf. I just freaking. Like a bowl of cherries. Oh, cherries. Well, that is my guy.

[Jaime]

I'm obsessed.

[Bunny]

I freaking love him.

[Mimi]

Stop. I want to cry.

[Bunny]

Yeah, sweet.

[Mimi]

Tell Bob to send a selfie.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

What does Bob look like?

[Bunny]

Oh, my God, I can't wait to find out. That's a picture in my head. I can't wait.

[Jaime]

No, literally, you guys, I'm. I'm going to. He has my number now, so. Awesome. Yeah.

[Bunny]

And so see you guys. That's how it works. Call our call. First you have to sub on YouTube, and then you can either submit call, or I forget.

[Jaime]

Text.

[Bunny]

Text. Yeah, text.

[Jaime]

You guys send some good text.

[Bunny]

You never know. We might just call you while we're on air.

[Jaime]

That was nice. Bob is now my new best friend.

[Bunny]

Bob is.

[Mimi]

I'm gonna start saying bob out on Bob.

[Bunny]

If I leave Bob out, Bob is the fucking homie. All right, so I got a story for you guys real quick before we wrap this up.

[Jaime]

I heard about you had something exciting.

[Bunny]

I don't know if it was exciting. Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Bunny]

So every week we have people come to help us clean the house. I don't know what the direct. The correct terminology is. House cleaners. Yes. Okay. We have house cleaners come once a week to clean. They have been cleaning our house for six years. I love these ladies. These are my little nuggets. Like, I love them so much. We're all, like, on every time I come in, hey, how are you? Like, we talk to them. We love them. And I told you guys in the beginning of this podcast, I've been taking those new greens. So I literally, every time, if I drink something, it runs right through me. And I, you know, so I'm in the middle of cooking lunch, and all of a sudden I'm like, oh, my God, I have to get to a bathroom. So I had to run to the bathroom in the front of the house, which I never go to. I always go in my bathroom. But this time, nobody was around. Everybody was upstairs. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go in this bathroom and drop a load and, you know, wash my hands and finish cooking. So anyways, fucking. I go in there minding my business, just scrolling, you know, Next thing I know, the door flies open, Chachi comes barreling in. But it wasn't just Chachi that came barreling in. It was one of the girls that had never been to our house before comes barreling in while Chachi looks like he's chasing her, but he's not. He's trying to get into the bathroom with me. This woman was so scared that mid loaf, she sat on my lap.

[Jillian]

While.

[Bunny]

I have a turd hanging out. What? We were eye to eye.

[Mimi]

Oh, what do you mean? She said, on your lap.

[Bunny]

We're right here.

[Mimi]

What do you mean?

[Bunny]

She opened the door, came up against the wall, and is in my lap right here. Because there's not room in that bathroom.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

No.

[Bunny]

So we're this close to each other while I'm sitting on the toilet. And I just. I'm looking at her.

[Jaime]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Bunny]

And it smelled.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Bunny]

And I'm looking in her eyes, and I'm looking at her eyes, and all I could muster up the courage to say was, you're fine.

[Mimi]

Hold on.

[Bunny]

I said, you're fine. Get out. I said it four times in the most calmest tone that you could think of. She wasn't kidding. She was staring. We were deadlocked. It took her a minute to register what was going on, and I had to say it four times. What? Before she just stood there and stared at me, breathing in, basking in the ambiance.

[Mimi]

What the.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

All right.

[Bunny]

Yeah. That was so later on that night, she's walking by the kitchen and she will not make eye contact with me. And I grabbed her and I go, hey, I feel like we're best friends now. And she just cried, laughing, dude. Like, she needed me to, like, clear the air with her because wow. Was just like. And I'm going to talk about this on the podcast. And she just started laughing, dude. So that.

[Jaime]

This has been my favorite episode we've ever done.

[Mimi]

Down on your lap.

[Bunny]

She. Okay, so you know how, like, that bathroom, when you open the door, there's no room? Like, she went up against the wall, slid to the toilet. And my leg and her leg were touching, and her face was this close to. To mine. She was scrunched, like, in the corner, trying to hide from Chach.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

Victim of. Victim of circumstance there.

[Bunny]

So not only did I get stung by a yellow jacket, I had to pinch a loaf in front of a stranger.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Bob out, bob out. And on that note, bob out, bob out.