Ask, Tell, Confess: Divorce Pods & Hearthrobs

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Divorce Pods & Heartthrobs" (July 10, 2026)

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Overview

This episode of the Dumb Blonde Podcast, hosted by Bunnie XO and featuring regulars Monica, Mimi, and Jaime, is an honest, energizing, and laughter-filled catch-up. The group tackles everything from body image and cosmetic surgery to the emotional depths of divorce, personal rebirth, and navigating public scrutiny. True to form, it’s equal parts comedy, confessional, and candid advice.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Bunnie’s Big Life Updates

• Back to College: Bunnie celebrates her acceptance into ASU for an online double major, pushing back against online criticism about self-improvement at any age.
  • “I see people online talking, and I'm like, how can you talk about a woman who wants to better herself and get a degree?” – Bunnie XO [02:19]
• Body Positivity and Surgery: She opens up about recent breast surgery (her “new rack”), under-eye work, and her evolution after explant surgery. The group frames cosmetic procedures as personal choices, advocating for body autonomy.
  • “I always preach, love yourself. And if loving yourself means putting boobs in, getting work done, like, do whatever makes you happy, dude. And don't let the world stop you.” – Bunnie XO [14:08]
• Moving Into the "Forever Home": Post-divorce, Bunnie is renovating and customizing her new house, filling it with her “Vegas rockstar glam” style.
  • “After the divorce happened... I kind of always had to tone it down. Because... he was my little country boy and just, you know, wasn't used to the... What would you call my... Very Vegas. Very rock star.” – Bunnie XO [16:25]

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2. Sexiness, Age, and Social Stigma

• Embracing Sexuality at Any Age: The hosts debunk ageist stereotypes around sexiness and discuss past OnlyFans and “sexy photoshoots”, with humorous tales of “sploshing” and cake mishaps.
  • “I truly believe that sexy isn’t about how you look. It's about how you feel on the inside, but it's also about how you make other people feel.” – Bunnie XO [04:32]
• Online Criticism & Misconceptions: Bunnie addresses DMs urging her to return to OnlyFans, setting boundaries about not revisiting past chapters just for demand or money.
  • “I will not. Not that I'm hating on models... but I already did that and been there, done that.” – Bunnie XO [06:07]

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3. Women’s Agency and Cosmetic Choices

• Boob Jobs, Natural, or Not – It’s All Good: The group shares breast surgery stories (with comedic details), celebrates natural bodies, and continually stresses that every woman’s choice is valid.
  • “I love natural yetis... Like, I love girls with natural bodies and natural faces. I look at them and I'm just like, hot.” – Bunnie XO [14:33]
  • “If there's something that you're insecure about... there's always a fix for it, you know?” – Bunnie XO [15:11]
• Dolly Parton is held up as an unapologetic inspiration for “doing whatever you want to your body.” [15:17]

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4. Post-Divorce Rebirth and Healing

• Living Out Loud... and Moving On: Bunnie gives a tearful, raw account of her divorce journey, removing her “Divorce Podcast” from YouTube to avoid making pain a permanent headline.
  • “I took it down because I realized I just don't want one of the hardest moments of my life to become a permanent headline... that episode served a purpose for me at that time.” – Bunnie XO [22:22]
• The Hidden Grief: She reveals the private pain and struggles her close friends saw in contrast to the internet’s perception of her “moving on too fast.”
  • “I have been sitting in purgatory for two and a half months... There were times where I was on the floor screaming, crying, because I could not understand what the fuck was going on.” – Bunnie XO [21:31]
• Growth and Boundary Setting: Bunnie wants her story to be about resilience, not just victimhood.
  • “There's so much more to me than just one painful chapter in my life.” – Bunnie XO [24:55]
  • “I don't want the divorce to become my entire personality. I don't want to be the poster child for divorce.” – Bunnie XO [24:54]

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5. Internet, Headlines, & Privacy

• Living Publicly and Being Filmed: Discusses the downsides of fame—like being sneakily recorded while out with friends and the lack of privacy even in vulnerable moments.
  • “You're literally videoing a woman who's trying to move on with her life and has been through hell this entire year... it had to be sneaky recording.” – Bunnie XO [34:36]
• Clarifying Rumors & Setting the Record Straight: Bunnie reiterates she’s single and just having fun after divorce. She insists she’ll always be honest with fans and doesn’t want to be “pinned to anyone.”
  • “I'm not dating anyone. No, I don't want to date anyone. I am here for fun, baby. I am having fun.” – Bunnie XO [31:03]

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6. Love, "Types", and Heartthrobs

• What’s Bunnie’s Type?: The crew has a playful debate on dating preferences—tall, tattooed, confident men with a sense of humor, but ultimately someone who makes her “belly laugh.”
  • “I need a guy like, Dracula. I need a yearner... But I need somebody that yearns for me, you know, like, love a yearner.” – Bunnie XO [41:58]
• Haley/Mimi’s Type: Pretty boys with great eyebrows, a slightly grungy vibe, and reality-TV ready looks.
  • “The dudes that are... well-manicured... perfect beards. The perfect eyebrows...” – Bunnie XO [44:08]
• Hilarious Cinnabon Story: Mimi’s charm at the Cinnabon counter ends up with a spontaneous Instagram connection—a classic “Dumb Blonde” moment. [45:33-46:24]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Self-Improvement Haters:
  “You got to be a miserable human to not want to celebrate somebody evolving and trying to learn.” – Bunnie XO [02:19]
• On Age and Sexiness:
  “Pamela Anderson did her last Playboy shoot when she was 48. I feel like people put a ceiling on women all the time.”—Bunnie XO [04:17]
• On New Boobs:
  “I just needed them to perk back up because then babies were looking like I could tie 'em in a knot. Like, it was really sad.” – Bunnie XO [11:15]
• On Moving On:
  “I’ve been mourning the loss of my marriage for at least a year... There were times where I was on the floor screaming, crying, because I could not understand what the fuck was going on.” – Bunnie XO [21:31]
• On Independence:
  “I don’t want to have to be referred to as somebody’s ex for the rest of my life because I have worked so hard to build my brand, to be separate from that person.” – Bunnie XO [35:58]
• On Making Money vs. Healing:
  “I made 100 grand on that podcast... but I don't care about the money. If I cared about the money, I would have left it up and let it get another hundred grand.” – Bunnie XO [24:55]
• Classic Group Banter:
  “If you can ADAM SANDLER me 24/7, that, like, I'll be in.” – Bunnie XO [41:57]
  “Why do all hot dudes do that? They all lick their lips.” – Jaime [46:35]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• College & Self-Improvement: [02:19–04:06]
• Sexiness, OnlyFans, Milfs, and Age: [04:11–08:30]
• Plastic Surgery and Body Talk: [10:14–15:50]
• Moving and Home Renovation After Divorce: [15:47–18:45]
• The Reality of Post-Divorce Healing: [22:22–29:26]
• Relationship Status, Public Scrutiny & Viral Moments: [29:49–35:43]
• Love, Types, Heartthrobs (Cinnabon anecdote): [41:01–47:02]

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode keeps a signature mixture of vulnerability and humor. Bunnie and friends blend emotional honesty, raunchy humor, and sincere life lessons for women navigating change, grief, body image, and the chaos of public life. This “kitchen table with your girls” vibe ensures fans feel seen, entertained, and empowered.

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Final Message

Bunnie XO concludes with gratitude to her fans and vows to keep living, healing, and laughing out loud—with zero apologies and zero regard for the haters.

“Thank you guys, always, so much for having my back. Thank you guys, always, so much for being interested in what the hell I do. Without you, there is no me... you guys are breathing life back into me, and I'm just becoming the best version of myself because of you guys.” – Bunnie XO [47:04]

Transcript

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[Monica]

Ask, ask, tell, Confess. I ask, so confess.

[Bunny XO]

Hello, friends. Welcome back to another Ask. Tell. What the Is a con. False.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

What accident was that, bro? Oh, my goodness, you guys. It hurts to laugh.

[Mimi]

I'm sorry. I made her laugh literally all day yesterday, too.

[Monica]

She's like, maybe you were not the best, baby.

[Mimi]

No. She was like, who sent you?

[Bunny XO]

I know.

[Monica]

My bad. My bad, guys.

[Bunny XO]

I know.

[Mimi]

I was like.

[Bunny XO]

She walked in. I'm like, what are you doing here? She's like, they made me come sit with you. And I'm like, they took my cars. They. Well, nobody's letting me leave. Like, what is happening? It has been a crazy week, guys.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Crazy week. Crazy weekend.

[Mimi]

Where do we start?

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[Monica]

Are we starting?

[Bunny XO]

Are we starting? No, we're starting at the weekend. We're not starting with the weekend. We will ease into that, but. Let's talk about me.

[Mimi]

Let's talk.

[Bunny XO]

Okay, so we need to address a couple headlines that are happening. Let's talk about me going to college. I got accepted into asc. I'm. Listen, I. I see people online talking, and I'm like, how can you talk about a woman who wants to better herself and get a degree? Like, literally, you got to be a miserable human to not want to celebrate somebody evolving and, like, trying to learn that part. So just so you guys, so we're clear, I'M not going to the ASU campus. I'm going to do online.

[Monica]

The amount of people that knew, they were like, she's going to be over on Said, like, street, where I guess all the parts.

[Mimi]

I mean, I mean, can we take a trip?

[Bunny XO]

No, but listen, I'm going to do online, but it's. I'm not going to tell you guys what I'm studying, but I'm doing a double major and I don't see why the fudge not. Yeah, you know, like, I've got the time to do it now, and it's like I have the, the mental capacity to want to learn right now, so I'm going to do that. And I want.

[Mimi]

Who.

[Bunny XO]

Who doesn't want to get their bachelor's degree?

[Monica]

Think that's weird? Like, yeah, yeah. Why anyone would judge something like that is wild to me.

[Bunny XO]

I'm excited about it. They, I, I don't think you guys realize how hard it was for me to get accepted into there. Somebody said, oh, ASU accepts everybody. Well, if they had to jump through the hoops, I did.

[Monica]

That was wild.

[Bunny XO]

They really wanted to be there because, I mean, I, you gotta think I, I went to a little bit of college, but I literally pretty much got my GED after I dropped out of high school. So going back to college for me is a huge deal. Yeah, I mean, I've done like, you know, beauty. Beauty school and stuff like that, but I never got a major in anything. So I'm really excited to do that and I'm really excited for this chapter of my life.

[Monica]

And do we need to have, like, a schoolgirl photo shoot?

[Mimi]

Little cabin gown?

[Bunny XO]

Listen. Yeah, that's what I mean. Maybe when I graduate. But.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Know what's cool? I was looking up the other day is Pamela Anderson did her last Playboy shoot when she was 48. I feel like people put a ceiling on women all the time. Like, well, you're.

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[Bunny XO]

You can't be sexy. I don't give a. Who thinks that women can't be sexy. I will always break that stigma because I truly believe that sexy isn't about how you look. It's about how you feel on the inside, but it's also about how you make other people feel.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

And if you want to get dolled up and you want to wear, like, lingerie and all that stuff and that makes you feel pretty, then I say, go for it, dude.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

There's a whole category on the Hub for it, so someone clearly finds it attractive.

[Bunny XO]

Do we get The Hub out here. I thought it was blocked.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I can't log what.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What is the category?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Milfs.

[Bunny XO]

Well, yeah.

[Monica]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. There wouldn't be a category for it if there wasn't a whole need for

[Bunny XO]

it, a whole niche for it. Yeah. I haven't been able to get on the Hub in forever because I locked it out.

[Monica]

What are we on?

[Bunny XO]

How do you get on? You must have an account. Do you have an account?

[Monica]

I have a husband. I don't need that right now.

[Bunny XO]

But I was just asking because I know you can't get on the Hub in some states without having an account.

[Mimi]

Right?

[Monica]

I don't know.

[Jaime]

No, I think it's location specific. Like, certain states, like, banned it.

[Monica]

Like, banned the whole website.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Tennessee's banned. California is not banned. New York's not banned. Or New York may be banned or not. But yeah, certain states don't allow it anymore.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Whoa.

[Bunny XO]

I miss the Hub. I haven't been able to get on there in a long time. Maybe I need to. Maybe I'll make a fucking account, you know, and. Can we address this really quick? Everybody in my DMs is like, can you please make another of absolutely. The fog.

[Monica]

Not. We close that chapter.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, I will not. Not that I'm hating on models. I fudgeing love them. Get your bags, girls. But I already did that and been there, done that. I'm good. I'm set. I don't need to bust it wide open, you know, like, oh, what a

[Monica]

good time that was.

[Bunny XO]

It was fun. How many places did we get kicked out of for shooting half naked pictures?

[Mimi]

Our first shoot together. Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Got kicked out. First shoot together, we got kicked out. I mean, we had shoot together.

[Mimi]

We also got kicked out.

[Bunny XO]

Got kicked out.

[Monica]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Oh, my gosh.

[Bunny XO]

That was like, what a time to be alive, though. I had so much fun making of content because, you know, it's not like, what everybody thinks. They're like, oh, my gosh. It's, you know, like, super, you know, scandalous content.

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[Monica]

We had a lot of fun.

[Bunny XO]

We had so many, like, sexy photo shoots. Like, I love. I miss taking sexy photo shoots. I. We need to. We're gonna bring it back. I know we've talked about it on

[Monica]

the cake the other day.

[Mimi]

Huh.

[Monica]

I reminisced on the cake the other

[Bunny XO]

day when I tried to put my ass in a cake.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. So I guess there's this Thing called sploshing. Is that what it's called, splashing, right? I think, yeah, it's called sploshing. And guys on of would pay you to like bounce your ass in a cake. So we got this cake, right? And I'm all oiled up and I'm in lingerie and I literally go to fucking plop my ass on this cake, thinking it's gonna be so soft and just like a little pillow just, you know, the frosting is gonna just wrap around me and look beautiful. This motherfucking cake was frozen, dude. It was like slapping my ass on a fucking iceberg.

[Monica]

I was like, slid out from underneath her.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, they like literally I hit it and I slid and the whole cake just kind of like from my body heat just had a slant on it. Dude, we gotta find the videos of that. Oh, God. But yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not making another of, but I don't, I don't see anything wrong with doing sexy photos. And I mean, according to the interwebs, everybody wants me to do sexy photos again, so I might. But I mean, I think that women of any age can embrace their sexiness, I think, and I've always been like that. You guys know that, like, I've literally always tried to embrace my sexuality but walk a really fine line of like, you can be sexy while still maintaining some sort of little, little bit of integrity, you know? So I don't know, I think it's a fine line that we can all learn to walk together.

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[Bunny XO]

Is there anything you guys want to talk about?

[Monica]

We're just all living this life together right now.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

This weekend was one for the week.

[Mimi]

I'm still recovering. Yeah.

[Monica]

Pretty sure you like your drunkness. Came back the next day after, and you said, I might be a little tipsy.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Well, let's address the girls in the room. Your girl.

[Mimi]

Which ones?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, your girl got her boobs done. This is the first peek that anybody has of them. There's a nice. This is the new rack, guys. Cheech and Chong have upgraded.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

And I literally just got out of surgery three days ago. I had some work done under my eyes, too. So if you guys see anything on the camera. That's why is because I have literally have.

[Monica]

Like, if you see anything on the camera. No, you didn't.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, it's swollen and, like, bruised right here. But, yeah, I got my. I lost 20 pounds, so my boobs just went. And it. They look like ski slopes. And I was like, they were still nice. But you know what? I was just like, you know, let me have this era of my life. Just be super, like, whatever I want.

[Mimi]

Like you want?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, just do whatever the I want. So Dr. Tarola, my surgeon who did my explant in 2019, put my implants back in, and we did very, very small implants. We did 300cc, 310 on one. So one boob is 310, the other is 300. And they're just. They're super small. But I just needed them to perk back up because then babies were looking like I could time in a knot. Like, it was really sad.

[Monica]

Over your shoulder.

[Bunny XO]

Over the shoulder. Boulder holders. You know, like, it was really rough. So that is why. And I'm all for advocating for women to do whatever they want with their bodies. That part, yes. I had to go through the whole implant thing, but we're gonna try it again, and I feel like I'm a lot healthier this time around. And did them different then I. And I did them differently than I was in 2019, when I was still, you know, detoxing after all of the trauma I had been through and also all of the copious amounts of drugs and alcohol that I drank. The 13 years that I had those bad boys in, so.

[Monica]

And those were huge.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, dude. They were, like, matronly. It was so much my implant. You guys have heard me talk about this before. My implant had folded in half, and literally, a lobster claw size of scar tissue started growing in it. So my right boob was, like, that big?

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monica]

That was crazy. Your boob would swell up every time. It was, like, around your period time. I remember, like, one day you sent me a picture. You're like, does my boob look huge? And I was like, it's, like, twice the size of the other one. And they were already big to begin with.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. No, they were, like, almost ease. They were like, almost these. These are still tiny and, like, cute and, like, you know, I could still

[Monica]

give you that top fullness back. Like.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, that's all I needed.

[Mimi]

Your boobs, your side profiles. Fire.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

I'm gonna tell you what, though. It has been three days in, and I'm like, I'm ready to rock. First and foremost, I'm ready to, like, get.

[Mimi]

You're ready to rock, day one.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

You know how many times she tried to leave yesterday? And I said, I know you're gonna drive me. I said, I don't know how to drive.

[Bunny XO]

I was like, I'll call a Uber.

[Monica]

We literally held her hostage.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

To not leave the house. Even the doctor called and said, hey, need you to relax.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. You know why the doctor called? Because Mo fucking emailed him and told him to call me.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

I was like, chill. Yeah. But we filmed the whole surgery, and not the. Not like we did with my face, but you know, me going in, waking up. Do we want to talk about who else is getting their boobs done in the crew, or should we cut that?

[Mimi]

Who else? Jaime's getting a new rack.

[Monica]

What size are you going, Jaime?

[Jaime]

I'm gonna go B35C.

[Mimi]

Okay, cool.

[Monica]

Minus four. I love it.

[Bunny XO]

B35C.

[Monica]

Getting new boobs. Yay.

[Bunny XO]

Mimi's getting new boobs. Momo's getting new boobs. We're just glowing up all around. And listen, we are all for whatever you guys want. I always preach, love yourself. And if loving yourself means putting boobs in, getting work done, like, do whatever makes you happy, dude. And don't let the world stop you. Like, I got mom boobs. Or if you want to be natural,

[Mimi]

that's also fine, too.

[Monica]

I do have a good set of natural titties.

[Bunny XO]

I love natural. I love natural yetis. I love them so much. Like, I love girls with natural bodies and natural faces. I look at them and I'm just like, hot.

[Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

Like always.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

No, I love it. I do want to reiterate that also. It's like, whatever makes you happy. Because I. I feel like I've always preached that also is like, being happy with what you got kind of thing. And like. Yeah. And I.

[Bunny XO]

But if you aren't happy certain things, then it's okay.

[Monica]

Change them.

[Bunny XO]

I don't think what I'm doing. Yeah. And I don't think there's anything wrong with making improvements to what you already have. You know, like, if. If there's something that you're insecure about, you, there's always a fix for it, you know? And I just don't get why people

[Mimi]

are concerned with what other people do with their bodies.

[Monica]

That part, bro. That part.

[Mimi]

It's not even your body.

[Bunny XO]

Dolly Parton is literally one of the most iconic humans in the world, and she's had every surgery known to man. Done. Looks phenomenal for her age. People still love her, and people love her. Nobody says anything about Dolly's work.

[Monica]

You know, just like, mine to look up here.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

The same one day. Yeah.

[Monica]

I just want to look him in the eyes.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

When I went in and told Dr. T, I was like, just. I said, I just want to put my chin on them. He was like, I don't think I can do that for you. And I was like, if anybody can do it, it's you, buddy.

[Monica]

So we love him.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Well, amongst all the other shit that's been going on this week, we have been moving into our new house.

[Jaime]

Yay.

[Bunny XO]

So we've been moving into our compound. The house is still not fudgeing ready. But we'll probably do like a. I'll do like a tick tock or maybe we'll vlog it or something. But it's looking so insane. It's literally. So after the divorce happened because I was design the house to fit, you know, Jay and I, both personalities. Both personalities. And I kind of always had to tone it down. Because, you know, he's my. He was my little country boy and just, you know, wasn't used to the. The. What would you call my.

[Monica]

It's more of, like, an eccentric taste.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. I.

[Mimi]

Very Vegas.

[Bunny XO]

Very rock star. Very rock star.

[Jaime]

Rock star.

[Bunny XO]

Glam. Yeah.

[Monica]

Yeah. Yes.

[Bunny XO]

So when the divorce happened, I went in and said, take that down. Take that down. Replace this. Replace. And I. It looks sick, dude.

[Monica]

It looks. The guy puts up the last thing of wallpaper. She goes, I hate that.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Monica]

I was like, ripping it down.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

I was like, nope. I hate that. I was like. And I. But I'm in my. I'm not gonna settle ERA 100, because

[Monica]

literally, the changes you made.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monica]

Made that house so stunning.

[Bunny XO]

The cheetah hallway. The cheetah hallway is my favorite.

[Mimi]

Is my. Is iconic.

[Bunny XO]

And the new photo shoot there. Yeah, we will. Yeah, good idea. And the master bath.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Is. Oh, my gosh.

[Monica]

In there too.

[Mimi]

I love your upstairs closet. Yeah, the burgundy one.

[Monica]

Guys, I was in there last night, and they were doing, like, all the

[Bunny XO]

techie stuff, the vanity.

[Monica]

Oh, wait till you see that.

[Bunny XO]

We have a light up countertops in my closet. And I walk in and I just hit a button and, like, Nickelback starts playing, you know?

[Progressive Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Guys, I'm not joking or Creed. That's exactly what happened last night. He goes, all right, watch this. And he presses a button. The whole place shuts down. It's dark. He goes, and now bunny mode. And he hits it. Purple glowing chandeliers. Creed.

[Bunny XO]

It was the coolest thing ever.

[Monica]

Oh, my God. This is so funny. Yes.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, this is gonna be my forever home, my forever palace. And this is what I want. Like, I want. It literally looks like Alice in Wonderland lives there. It's my brain.

[Monica]

Whimsical.

[Bunny XO]

It's my brain. From the minute you walk into that house, there's a. A mural that's like. That would be in the cathedrals. That is on the ceiling. Like, I mean, I took out everything in that house and redid it. Gutted. Yeah. It was literally a shell of what it is now. Yeah. And it just looks so good. I'm so excited. So we'll be. I'll be able to move in probably in the next, you know, few days. But we just had the furniture delivered. I had custom made furniture done by what?

[Podcast Narrator]

Who?

[Bunny XO]

Can we shout them out? The vault. Right?

[Monica]

The. The vault in Texas.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yep. The vault on Tick Tock in Texas. They do phenomenal work. They're freaking furniture. Holy cow.

[Monica]

The delivery guy who delivered it yesterday, you guys was, like, Mexican ot. He was the funniest dude I met. And he just kept saying, where's the guy with the tattoos on his face? I said, oh, he just, like, walking. He's like, I really like that guy.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

So funny. Like, him and Jason were, like, best buds all day long. I loved their delivery crew.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, I love it so much. No, I wouldn't know that because you guys wouldn't let me go yesterday.

[Monica]

Day one of healing. Imagine going down 8:40 and hitting the bumps.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah, that would hurt.

[Bunny XO]

It was day two. Hold on. The publicist is texting right now. Let's see.

[Mimi]

And me driving on top of it.

[Bunny XO]

All right, I'm not getting in trouble by my publicist. Yeah, I'm really excited about the new property. I cannot wait to get some horses on it. We have a barn that's getting built. It's like, it's just a dream. And I'm so thankful that, you know, I'm at this point in my life where I can just be so happy and have so much gratitude, because that's really what life is all about, dude. It's just being thankful for the things you have and for the things you

[Monica]

don't have, the people you have in your life.

[Bunny XO]

Absolutely.

[Monica]

That's been this year for sure, for I think all of us.

[Bunny XO]

2026 has been a wild.

[Monica]

It was a rebirth for Wild Year.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, my goodness. Like, holy cow. If you would have told me six months ago that my life is like it is right now, I would have been like, no way.

[Monica]

No, it's unbelievable is what it is.

[Bunny XO]

No, it's crazy.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

All right, so I guess we're all gathered here today to hear about the Divorce podcast. And, you know, I really thought out what I was gonna say to you guys about this, because, one, I have built my platform on always being honest with you guys and always being up front, and it's kind of backfired on me because I do always feel like I owe you guys the truth of things, even when to me, they're obvious. But for some reason, people always want to try to make things like a negative thing. And it's really crazy. But, I mean, I took it down because I realized I just don't want one of the hardest moments of my life to become a permanent headline. Yeah, I don't want to live in that. You know? Like, I believe in being transparent with you guys, and that's never, ever, ever going to change. But I also believe that people deserve the space to heal, to evolve, and to move forward. You know, like, that episode served a purpose for me at that time. And it was. It was honest, and it came from exactly where I was emotionally in that moment.

[Monica]

Correct.

[Bunny XO]

But I'm not in that same place anymore. And I think that that's where we need to pause and just kind of focus on the fact that, like, people are like, oh, well, she moved on so fast. And it's like, hold up. I've been mourning the loss of my marriage for at least a year. I had visions of the news breaking, of it happening, you know, and there is so much behind the scenes that I have not spoken on and that I will never speak on, because it doesn't matter. I will only tell you guys my part in the demise of my marriage. And, you know, when people see me out having fun and, you know, just living my best life, I can see where they would be like, wow, they just announced a divorce. But really, you guys have to understand, I have been sitting in purgatory. Purgatory for two and a half months in my studio house, literally. There was times where I was on the floor screaming, crying, because I could not understand what the was going on. There were moments where you guys had to call and get me IVs, because I was going to have to go to the hospital because I was not eating. I wasn't drinking malnourished. I was. I couldn't even stand up because I was so fucking devastated. You guys took turns watching me, not just because I wouldn't eat, but because you guys were so scared for my mental health, none of you guys would leave me alone. You, Monica, and Mimi always fucking just made sure that somebody was there for me. That's the shit that you guys don't see, because on the Internet, I'm extremely vulnerable. But when it comes to seeing me be weak or like, this makes me want to tear up. When this comes to. When it comes to seeing me be weak, I will never let you guys see that side of me. I think I cried one time on a vlog whenever Jay and I broke up in 2018, and I promised myself that I would not do that. And, like, yeah, I might have cried about my book, but those were, like, happy tears. And, like, you know, in the divorce podcast, I was super vulnerable. And to be honest with you, I don't like being that vulnerable, because, yes, it makes me human. But at the same time, I want

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[Bunny XO]

You're gonna fucking get through it. You're gonna survive. But I also, if I'm being real, I don't want the divorce to become my entire personality. I don't want to be the poster child for divorce. I don't want people dming me saying, I'm so sorry your husband left you. You know, it's like when you guys really don't even know the whole story. You guys only know bits and pieces. You know, there's so much more to me than just one painful chapter in my life. And there's so much more that I want to talk about and that I want to create and that I want to laugh about and that I want to experience with you guys. I made 100 grand on that fucking podcast. Yes, it was one of my highest viewed podcast episodes. But I don't care about the money. If I cared about the money, I would have left it up and let it get another hundred grand. If I cared about the views. I get views by myself. I, I post a tick tock and get 10 million views. I'm not. YouTube has never been my strong platform. Social media has been my strong platform. I just started a YouTube this year. What, six months ago? Yes, it was like six months ago. Go back on the chann and look, you know, so I've. I built my brand. Sorry, that just really hurt my boob. I built my brand off of YouTube. The reason why my podcast is so popular is because of the downloads, because of the people who listen to it, not watch it. Yeah, I built a cult following behind a paywall on Patreon, which I. You guys know I left Patreon last year, which is why we went to YouTube.

[Jaime]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

So we're still building the YouTube, but I don't care about the views. I don't care about the money. There's a. There's a hundred thousand clips on Tick Tock if you guys want to see it. And I think the key points of what you guys wanted to know about the divorce podcast is all on Tik Tok. Just type in Bunny XO Divorce Podcast. You'll see all the clips and. Oh, my God, how amazing has it been that these women and a lot of men have rallied around me and, you know, they listened to the words that I said, they posted videos about it. They've just had my back through this all, and it's been so fucking amazing. And I'm so fucking thankful for you guys. Like, I swear, when we do another tour, I want everybody to come out just so I can hug you personally, myself. You know, you guys have had to watch me live my real life out in front of you guys, and I've tried to do it with as much pride and dignity as I can

[Podcast Narrator]

while

[Bunny XO]

still maintaining the emotional aspect of it, but not teaching people to wallow in it, because that's where it gets scary, and that's where you have to walk a fine line of, like, when do you. When do you. What is it, girl? Get up. You know, like, when do you get the fuck up? And you're just like, okay. I think people after divorce, they want you to lay down and die, and they expect you to not, like, to never live again. To never get married again.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Never be happy. It's like the crazy how the narrative is, like, you're not allowed to do anything post divorce.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

What?

[Bunny XO]

I mean, yeah.

[Mimi]

You know, having firsthand.

[Monica]

It's a rebirth. A divorce is a rebirth. And it is your choice whether you want to stand up or crawl.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. It's whatever you want to make it. Like, this is your opportunity to literally change everything about yourself that you didn't like while you were in that relationship. I am so much more of a different human now than I was in that relationship. And I am. I feel so good. I'm so happy. Like, I am so free. They said to me the other day, they said, bunny, I haven't seen you this happy in. In eight years. Like, I've never seen this side of you. My OCD is getting better, and I think it's because of the HRT that I got on. Like, it's. It's been. It's been really interesting getting to know myself after this. And, yeah, you know, it sucks. It absolutely sucks. But that dude is my best friend, and I love him to death. We talk all the time. He. We had to talk about, you know, some stuff this week, and he's. He's literally my best friend. He's like, come on, man. You know, like, what are you doing? But it's. It's not a malicious thing of me taking the podcast down. You know, me pulling the episode wasn't about hiding anything or pretending it didn't happen. It was just about choosing, you know, not to let one season of my life define every season that came after that.

[Monica]

Correct.

[Bunny XO]

And I just think that, you know, if you guys will allow me to grow, I'll keep growing out loud and healing out loud with you guys, but, you know, you guys have to allow me that space to be able to grow. And I'll never let you down. I might do some weird. But I'll tell you before I do it.

[Monica]

I'll tell you before I do it.

[Bunny XO]

And that's the thing. That's another thing. Can we talk about this? Because I never lie to you guys. I tell you guys, hey, it's about to be a hot girl summer if you see me outside half naked. No, you didn't said it. Yeah, like, I've literally said that, you

[Monica]

know, and you can tell the fans because everyone in the comments was like, not surprised by this. She already told us.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, like, anybody that really knows me and that really pays attention to the pod is like, this. She said she was going to do this.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

You know, granted. Would I have done it as public as I did it?

[Sponsor Voice]

No.

[Bunny XO]

Okay. That I. That was a lesson learned. And. But I mean, I could have fucking made out with Haley and it would have made headline news.

[Monica]

I have.

[Bunny XO]

You know, so we almost did can a girl. We did.

[Monica]

We did.

[Ad Voice]

You did.

[Monica]

We did. We did.

[Bunny XO]

We did it in the kitchen yesterday, too. She's like, it's so rainy out here and beautiful. And I looked at her, I go, you want to. And she goes. And we both got quiet and looked at each other like we were really thinking about it. It was so funny. But listen, can your girl get a sweet little kiss under the fireworks?

[Mimi]

Romantic.

[Monica]

Romantic.

[Bunny XO]

I've never had that done. I thought it was so sweet, you know, and of course, I'm not gonna. What am I. You know, it's just. Let your girl live. Let her just live a Tiny bit. I'm not dating anyone. No, I don't want to date anyone. I am here for fun, baby. I am having fun. And, you know, I learned a lot of lessons this week, and I'm gonna. I'm gonna, you know, take it on the chin because I did this and I take full accountability for it. But that's all it was. It wasn't anything like.

[Monica]

No.

[Bunny XO]

There was a huge group of us.

[Mimi]

I was just about to say there was literally like 20 of us.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

It wasn't out on a date we've ever had together.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. It was so fun.

[Monica]

This weekend was crazy, guys.

[Mimi]

So much fun.

[Bunny XO]

I just want to clarify, though. I wasn't on a date. You know, there's no of us. There was 20 of us. It was Jaime's birthday. It was Jaime's birthday. It was fourth of July. I had never been to downtown Nashville for fourth of July. So it was just.

[Mimi]

I didn't think you were gonna come.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, I came, baby.

[Mimi]

She was like, haley, what are you doing? I said, I'm going downtown. She goes, come with you. I said, no, you're not.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And then look at us.

[Bunny XO]

Look at us, look at us, look at us.

[Mimi]

I love it.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, let's do whatever.

[Monica]

You have a lot of fun this weekend. Like, I'm not even joking. A lot of fun.

[Bunny XO]

No, it was so great. And it was. Because everybody that was there was just a great human.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

Everybody. And, like, everybody got along.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Even security. Even my security guard was best friends with everybody.

[Monica]

You know, it was so much funny. I even, like, before the weekend started, we were getting ready and it started there. Like, I looked back at the videos and she's like, got her Burger King and she's, like, dancing at the kitchen table. And I was just like. I look back on it, I was like, you're so, so happy.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

And it was so nice to see after the two months we've been through. Yeah. And like, we're literally holding you as you're, like, having these breakdowns, like, weightless in our arms to, like, throwing a whopper around is, like, so fun.

[Podcast Narrator]

Yeah.

[Monica]

It was so good. Let's also talk about the fact that you have your own bar inside the bar.

[Mimi]

Your photo is literally.

[Monica]

There is a 20 foot picture of you in that bar.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. And I mean, everybody. The headlines are like, was that. It was that jelly rolls bar. And it's like, I also have a floor there. I also feel very safe there. I also feel very.

[Mimi]

We all know everyone, too.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

It's.

[Bunny XO]

That's our home, you know? And it's like, if I'm gonna land at any bar, I would like to support them. Yeah. I'm gonna do it with our friends at Goodnight Nashville.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Monica]

All the bottle girls was so hot.

[Bunny XO]

I love them. They're so beautiful.

[Mimi]

But also, we were on the rooftop because that's where you could see the fireworks.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Yeah. You're not gonna watch it from your level. You can't see the fireworks. You know, like the Bunny level.

[Bunny XO]

We went there, which, by the way,

[Monica]

is like, the most lit level. I love you guys. Everyone is on Bunny's bar.

[Mimi]

Yo.

[Bunny XO]

Except for on July 4th, everybody was on the rooftop.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Because they want to see the fireworks for sure. But, like, I mean, during the week, if you go, it gets lit up.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

It's my favorite bar on Broadway.

[Bunny XO]

But, you know, Jay was like, he gets it. You know, he was not.

[Monica]

That wasn't an issue.

[Bunny XO]

Not an issue at all. It wasn't delicious. So, I mean, what. What the issue is is where you're trying to just move on from your life and people are videoing you for clout. I think that's like, let's really talk about that. And I get it. Everybody wants to, you know, break a story or everybody wants to earn some clout. But it's like you're literally videoing a woman who's trying to move on with her life and has been through hell this entire year. And it's like, you couldn't just for one second, let her just have a moment. It had to be sneaky recording.

[Monica]

That's malicious.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Monica]

That's what I see as, like, being a malicious human.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. And I'm not mad. I know who did it, and I'm not mad at the girls who did it. But it's just like, at the same time, it's like, really like, come on, dude.

[Mimi]

And then live your own life. Watch.

[Bunny XO]

Watch the fireworks. Yeah.

[Mimi]

Come on.

[Jaime]

Also, I feel like was like, context everything. What if they said, like, oh, my gosh, Bunny living her best life? I think that would have been. Maybe. Maybe I'm wrong. But, like, I feel like the way it was videoed was like, oh, she's sneaking doing something. But you were just having fun.

[Bunny XO]

There was 5, 000 people around us. I wasn't. I'm literally living my life out loud and I. I'm not trying to hide anything and, you know, record people. Yeah, yeah.

[Monica]

And I mean, sneaking around would have been even kind of worse.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, that's what a lot of celebrities, they do. And honestly, after this week, I've learned that I cannot do anything out in public like that, you know? And it's sad because that's who I am. Like, I yearn for a sense of normalcy. I yearn to be able to just. I do. Like, I still don't think.

[Monica]

Still do. It's like crazy.

[Bunny XO]

I don't know. I don't think. Think it's just set in, and I'm just like. I don't. I don't think people care about me as much as they do.

[Monica]

I hope this week you've realized that they do.

[Bunny XO]

I do. And, you know, I will move forward with a lot more integrity and class. I just want to have fun. I'm just here living my best life. And life short. Yeah, life's short, man.

[Monica]

That part.

[Bunny XO]

And it's like, man, I just. I'm so happy and I'm so free, and I'm just. I want to wash my hands and put that chapter behind us. I don't want to have to. I don't want to have to be referred to as somebody's ex for the rest of my life because I have worked so hard to build my brand, to be separate from that person anyways. And, like, I am so thankful for the time that we had together and the. That we built together. But, you know, let that man live his life also.

[Sponsor Voice]

Correct.

[Bunny XO]

While I'm living mine, I don't need to be somebody's ex and every headline. And it's really not tea. Like, I get. You know, you guys are talking to people, and you guys get these sources that don't know what they're even talking about. But I will always come here on this microphone and tell you the truth, because I don't. I don't want to hide anything. And do I regret this past weekend? Absolutely the not. I had fun. I am healing out loud. So what? I got kissed under the fireworks. I hope I get kissed under 10 more fireworks shows, you know, 100. But I'm not dating anybody. I do not want to be with anybody. Like, I don't have. There's an ice box where my heart used to be. Do you guys remember that song? Do we remember that song? Yeah. And I. That is chained up it. Trust me, nobody's getting through. I'm working on healing myself. I want to come and go as I please. I. You know, I might even have a healing process. Might even have a roster. You never know.

[Mimi]

I love it.

[Bunny XO]

It's a bad genre.

[Mimi]

What was that?

[Bunny XO]

What's that sound on TikTok I got a Rasta. It's a bad genre. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I can't remember.

[Mimi]

I can't think of it. I'm chronically online.

[Bunny XO]

Can you guys just please, please, please, please, please stop pinning me within every person that you see, because I will literally tell you he's the one if it's. He's the one, you know? And you guys did it with Daddy Chatty, the song where I'm lip syncing Eminem's shit. You guys are like, oh, my God, Eminem and Bunny would make a great. Yeah, like, Bunny needs to get with Eminem. And I'm just like, like, no, we're

[Monica]

not pinning down anything.

[Bunny XO]

We're not. I'm like, dude, you're not pinning this down. Catch me if you can.

[Monica]

I am. You hear? You heard it here first.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, you heard it here. And if you guys ever have any questions, of course, ask me. I will always tell you. And you know, your girl's just out here having fun. Living, living my best.

[Mimi]

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[Bunny XO]

Going, going back and forth with you. You know what I'm talking about.

[Monica]

That was nice. That was nice.

[Bunny XO]

The Suede Brooks podcast was taken down because she asked me to take it down. Not for any other reason. You know, she was just brutally honest in that interview. And, you know, I think it just wasn't a good look for her. So I'm not gonna ever argue with somebody whenever they come to me and they're like, hey, can you take this down? Of course I'll take it down. You know, like, I don't need clickbait for anything like that, you know? And I also talked to Drake. He was more than sweet, more than gracious about the situation with Suede, and, you know, gave me his version of the story. And, you know, so Suede coming to me, and then Drake, of course, talking to me. Not. He didn't ask me to take the pod down at all, but he was just like, hey, this is my side of the story. You know, I think it was just better to take the podcast down than to leave it up.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

We're not here to hurt anybody. We're not here to.

[Monica]

It caused too many ripples.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Monica]

And it was just best.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. So that's. Again, everybody's like, why does she take the suede down? And it's like a conspiracy. I need you guys to know that it's never that serious over here. And if it is, I'll probably make a tick tock about it or I'll talk about it.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

You know? Yeah.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

And another thing, I am not going on the Bachelorette, dude.

[Monica]

No.

[Bunny XO]

Those dudes are too square for me. Yeah.

[Mimi]

Say no to every.

[Monica]

What's the opposite version of the Bachelorette?

[Bunny XO]

I need. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Could have been love, please.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, you guys. I don't even know what my type is anymore. Like, I think you have a type. I. I do.

[Mimi]

You do.

[Monica]

You do have a type.

[Bunny XO]

I do have a type.

[Mimi]

Type.

[Bunny XO]

What do you guys think my type is? Let me hear this.

[Monica]

Tattoos. Tall, skinny, Baby arm tattoos.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, but they have to have swag. I have a thing with a guy's walk. Like, I love a dude that walks with, like, confidence and is like, I don't know, that just has, like, a little strut.

[Monica]

The person could look like your most stereotypical. Like, that's who you would want. But if they open their mouth and they're a goober, you will be so, like, icked out. The person has to have a certain type of confidence for you to be attracted to them.

[Bunny XO]

For sure. And they also have to be able to make me laugh.

[Monica]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

If you can make me. Like, like, all weekend, all I did was laugh, dude. Like, I belly laughed all weekend. Like, that's all I care about. Like, if you can. ADAM SANDLER, Me, 24 7, that, like, I'll be in.

[Monica]

Humor gets you a long way.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. And I also. I need a guy like, Dracula. I need a yearner. I made her watch Dracula yesterday, and he's hideous. I wish they had to pick somebody cuter.

[Monica]

So cute.

[Bunny XO]

No, he's not. He looks like a Fraggle Rock. What are you talking about?

[Mimi]

That is.

[Bunny XO]

Google it. Pull it up. Fraggle Rock. They got the same eyebrows. But what is happening?

[Monica]

I hope there's a picture of this on the screen right now.

[Bunny XO]

You want to see a raggle rock?

[Monica]

Yeah, I would like to. We can't find the remote. Someone took the remote.

[Jaime]

Someone took the remote.

[Bunny XO]

All right, here, I'll pull it up for you. Yeah, he looked like a Fraggle Rock. But I need somebody that yearns for me, you know, like, love a yearner. Yeah, I need a yearner. And I don't know. But like I said, I don't.

[Mimi]

It's.

[Bunny XO]

I don't even. I'm not looking for love, so I just need somebody to make me smile.

[Monica]

No love happening. Do that.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

No, it doesn't.

[Jaime]

What if someone, like, built you a barn, like, by hand, and it was them?

[Bunny XO]

I mean, I guess.

[Monica]

No, I think that's hot.

[Bunny XO]

That's. That's Mimi's love language.

[Monica]

Yeah, I'm like, build me.

[Bunny XO]

I like. I think I like people that are, like, obsessed with me.

[Jaime]

Okay. Yeah.

[Progressive Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

That's what I love. Like, I need. I need a Joe. Joe Goldberg.

[Monica]

Your type, Haley. Okay, we don't have enough time on the podcast for that.

[Jaime]

Just stand outside. Friday night.

[Mimi]

Don't tell people where I go.

[Jaime]

We'll bleep it.

[Mimi]

What the heck? He does not look like that at all.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, he does.

[Monica]

Dragula.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Oh, I need a Joe Goldberg.

[Monica]

A you. Yes. The obsession is so hot.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, that's what I need.

[Mimi]

But maybe not kill people.

[Bunny XO]

You don't really have. I mean. No, I'm just kidding. Don't. Don't headline that, please. Haley, you have a very eclectic. You like really pretty boys.

[Mimi]

Do I?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Yeah, but it's like a certain type of pretty boy. Like, they could be in, like, a music video type.

[Monica]

You have a very specific.

[Bunny XO]

Like, they all have great eyebrows.

[Monica]

That's a good point.

[Bunny XO]

They do like you. I think you like, like the guy. The dudes that are, like, well manicured, like.

[Progressive Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Perfect beards. The perfect eyebrows, like. Yeah, Yeah, I like them.

[Mimi]

A little grungy, too, though.

[Monica]

Fake grungy.

[Bunny XO]

Where I'm like.

[Monica]

Where I'm like. They bought the tattered shirt from Chrome Heart. Yeah. So it looks grungy, but, like, that definitely didn't get it. Like, working underneath the car. That rip did not happen there like that.

[Jaime]

Yeah. He likes anybody who like, looks like they stepped off of a set of a reality show. Anybody like that?

[Monica]

That part?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monica]

That's a good. I can see that.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, I can see that for sure.

[Monica]

Yeah. These pretty boys came out to the farm to do some stuff, and I was like, you are Haley's type. And then another one showed up.

[Bunny XO]

Where was I?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Why didn't you call me?

[Bunny XO]

What the.

[Monica]

Sorry, guys. Defense, people.

[Mimi]

Okay, well, when's the next.

[Monica]

Jason literally came up. He goes, haley's types in the back right now.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, that means they don't have one tattoo, right?

[Monica]

Yeah, they're like the. They're like the sticker tattoos. Oh, yeah.

[Mimi]

Point.

[Monica]

They look like the male version of you.

[Mimi]

Perfect.

[Monica]

Bring them that.

[Bunny XO]

She said, bring it up.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Who said it? The other day, somebody was like, man, Haley really can pull anybody she wants. And I was like, it's.

[Mimi]

I don't know. It's. I don't know how, bro.

[Bunny XO]

It's like a great human.

[Monica]

Oh, we're getting Cinnabuns the other day, bro.

[Bunny XO]

I couldn't believe it when you guys showed me this picture.

[Monica]

We're getting Cinnabons. Haley goes. This guy was like, are you guys gonna sit here? She goes, yeah, but you can sit with us. I was like, like, haley, Jesus Christ. Right?

[Mimi]

And I look like this. I look so busted.

[Monica]

She had not an ounce of makeup on. It was. She guy goes and sits, scarfs down the cinnamon roll. He keeps turning to talk to us. So we all conversated as a group, and then all of a sudden, next thing I know, he's at our table with us eating the Cinnabon. And when they go to leave, she goes. She throws her phone. She goes, what's your Instagram? And they go to look each other up, and they're already following each other.

[Bunny XO]

And he was beautiful. He was gorgeous. She's like, you need to holler at him. I'm like, he's into you. I'm like, you holler at him, dude, no, thank you. No, thank you.

[Sponsor Voice]

No, thanks.

[Monica]

Even Jaime was like.

[Mimi]

Jaime was like, I'll take his number.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I had to be like. I had to walk away, because if I saw him lick his lips one more time, I was gonna ask for his Instagram.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, no.

[Monica]

That's so funny. He was just like, he's beautiful.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he was.

[Bunny XO]

Why do all hot dudes do that? They all lick their lips.

[Jaime]

It's like they know.

[Monica]

Do you remember that guy at the bar in.

[Mimi]

Do I remember anything that happens at the bar? No.

[Monica]

In Jackson and Haley kept mimicking him because he kept.

[Mimi]

Like, the one I was into. Yes.

[Monica]

He would just. Every two seconds, he'd be like. And Kaylee could not handle it. She goes, if that licks his lips one more time, I'm just sure. They're just so moist and.

[Bunny XO]

All right, guys, do not lick your lips.

[Monica]

Don't.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, every once in a while, you can do it, but don't do it continuously. All right, well, I'm gonna go lay down with my new Yitties and probably ice them, but I love you guys. Thank you guys, always, so much for having my back. Thank you guys, always, so much for being interested in what the hell I do. Without you, there is no me. So, you know, I just want you guys to know how much I absolutely adore all of you. I see your comments. I see all the love. I see the videos. Like. Like, keep it coming, because you guys are breathing life back into me, and I'm just becoming the best version of myself because of you guys. So I love you very much, and I'll see you guys next week. Hopefully, no weird fucking headlines. Okay, bye.