Ask, Tell, Confess: Getting Whacked Off By Grandma

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary: "Ask, Tell, Confess: Getting Whacked Off By Grandma"

Released on December 6, 2024 by Dumb Blonde Productions

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1. Introduction to Personal Struggles

Bunny opens the episode by addressing a deeply personal topic: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). She emphasizes that OCD is not merely about being tidy or organized but involves disturbing, unwanted thoughts that cause significant anxiety, accompanied by repetitive behaviors or "rituals" to alleviate this distress.

“[01:30] Bunny: OCD is actually having disturbing, unwanted thoughts that cause you overwhelming anxiety because they just feel so wrong...”

She shares her own experiences with OCD, highlighting the challenges it brings to daily life and relationships. Bunny also promotes NOCD, a virtual therapy provider specializing in OCD treatment, offering insights into accessible mental health support.

“[02:15] Bunny: If you think you might be struggling with OCD, first of all, I hate that for you because I struggle with it daily also...”

2. Listener Confessions and Host Reactions

The episode delves into listener-submitted confessions, starting with a particularly shocking story:

Mimi narrates a listener's disturbing experience involving witnessing her boyfriend's grandmother engaging in inappropriate sexual activities with her boyfriend's father.

“[24:01] Mimi: She said, I saw my boyfriend's dad getting a handjob from my man's grandma...”

The hosts react with a mix of shock, concern, and humor, addressing the complexities of such a situation, including the potential for elder abuse.

“[25:16] Haley: I need more information before I can even make a real statement on this, because that's insane.”

3. Navigating Discomfort in Intimate Situations

The conversation shifts to sexual boundaries and hygiene. The hosts discuss confessions about intimate practices, emphasizing the importance of cleanliness and mutual respect in relationships.

Haley passionately advises lovers to maintain hygiene before engaging in certain sexual activities to prevent unpleasant experiences.

“[07:30] Haley: There's so much here to unpack. So, men, if you're going to have somebody eat your ass, at least baby wipe the motherfucker.”

Jaime and Mimi join in, sharing their discomfort and setting personal boundaries regarding intimate acts.

“[15:00] Haley: I can't do it, dude. There's no way I'm gonna be DJ Scratch and sniff.”

4. Financial Wisdom and Early Career Decisions

The hosts share financial advice based on their early career experiences. Haley emphasizes the importance of investing in oneself as the most crucial financial decision.

“[21:15] Haley: Financial decision was investing in myself. That's the best thing you could ever do.”

Mimi concurs, highlighting the value of owning over renting and building equity through homeownership.

“[23:36] Mimi: I just had this conversation with Jaime the other day. ... I may want to buy a house. And I'm like, dude, get you your own home.”

5. Relationships and Professional Boundaries

The discussion moves to maintaining boundaries in professional and personal relationships, particularly in contexts where emotions and work intersect.

Bunny addresses the topic of falling in love with clients or those involved in their professional sphere, sharing her personal stance against such relationships to preserve professional integrity.

“[26:10] Haley: I never had a pimp. I always have done things independently...”

The hosts debate the complexities of romantic relationships within professional settings, advocating for clear boundaries to prevent conflicts and emotional entanglements.

6. Host Interactions and Light-Hearted Banter

Interspersed throughout the episode are moments of light-hearted banter and camaraderie among the hosts. They engage in playful exchanges, showcasing their chemistry and ability to handle sensitive topics with humor.

“[04:46] Haley: Welcome to. Oh, is that a good one?”

“[05:05] Jaime: I had my fingers running a little bit higher.”

These segments provide a balance to the heavier topics discussed, making the conversation engaging and relatable.

7. Listener Questions and Interactive Segments

The episode includes an "Ask, Tell, Confess" segment where the hosts address listener-submitted questions. Topics range from personal boundaries in intimate relationships to managing professional life while maintaining personal well-being.

Jaime prompts the discussion, encouraging each host to answer two questions, fostering an environment of honesty and vulnerability.

“[05:39] Mimi: Oh man, it's been a while, guys.”

“[06:09] Jaime: I think this one needs to go first.”

8. Conclusion and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, the hosts discuss future plans for the podcast, including the possibility of live streaming and inviting diverse guests to share their stories. They express a commitment to creating a safe space for listeners to openly discuss their experiences.

“[11:38] Jaime: Now that you have had the Bucket List interview with Dolly, what's the next goal?”

“[12:07] Haley: We're going to really double down on this podcast and try to have new ways to get it out there in innovative ways.”

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• “[07:01] Mimi: Fuck.”
• “[15:30] Haley: I don't know if I have anything that's off limits in the bedroom.”
• “[21:32] Mimi: Do it, you've always had your own.”
• “[26:44] Haley: So it's something that turns me off.”

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Key Takeaways

• Mental Health Awareness: Bunny’s candid discussion about OCD highlights the importance of understanding and addressing mental health issues beyond surface-level misconceptions.

• Healthy Boundaries: The hosts emphasize the significance of setting and respecting personal boundaries in both intimate and professional relationships.

• Financial Independence: Investing in oneself and prioritizing ownership over renting are highlighted as foundational steps toward financial stability and growth.

• Honesty and Vulnerability: The episode fosters an environment where sharing personal stories and confessions is encouraged, promoting relatability and healing through shared experiences.

Conclusion

"Ask, Tell, Confess: Getting Whacked Off By Grandma" offers a blend of humorous anecdotes, serious discussions, and personal confessions that resonate with listeners. Through their open and honest conversations, the hosts provide insights into navigating the complexities of relationships, mental health, and personal growth, all while maintaining the comedic essence that defines the Dumb Blonde podcast.

Transcript

[Bunny]

Being an adult has its high points. Like you can eat ice cream for dinner anytime. Or if you want to stay up all night, you can, but it's not always fun. You also have to do your taxes and figure out what's for dinner every freaking night. I hate it. And make doctor's appointments. And for that one there is zocdoc, the healthcare app that makes adulting that much easier. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors. Choose the right one for your needs and click to instantly book an appointment. That's amazing. We're talking about in network appointments with more than 100,000 healthcare providers across every specialty at your fingertips, from mental health to dental health, eye care to skin care, and much more. Plus, Zocdoc appointments happen fast, typically within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. You can even score same day appointments. You guys know I absolutely hate going to the doctor. So if I can get a tele doctor, I'm all for it. I use them. You should too. You guys know I have anxiety, so I absolutely love the comfort of being able to be in my own home and do it from an app. It's absolutely seamless. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/Bunny, BU and I E to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Z O C doc Zocdoc.com bunny y'all know I'm all about keeping it real with you. And today I want to talk about something really personal. To me. You guys have heard me talk about it on the podcast numerous times. But let's discuss Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or as most of you know, ocd. Now, I know some people joke about being a little ocd, but as someone who's actually living with ocd, I'll be the first to tell you it's not a laughing matter. And it isn't just being tidy or organized. OCD is actually having disturbing, unwanted thoughts that cause you overwhelming anxiety because they just feel so wrong and you really don't want to be thinking about them. It's also repetitive physical or mental behaviors you do to try to make the anxiety from those thoughts go away, but that just doesn't work in the long run and they just keep coming back. The idea that OCD is only about hand washing and organization is a complete misconception. OCD can latch onto anything, but it often focuses on the things we care about most. Our relationships Religious beliefs, our hobbies and passions in an attempt to make the distress from their unwanted thoughts go away. People with OCD will often engage in repetitive physical or mental behaviors known as compulsions. And actually I call them my rituals, which can be incredibly time consuming and exhausting. NOCD is a virtual therapy provider for OCD that makes getting specialized therapy easier than any ever. With no cd, you can do live face to face video therapy with licensed therapists who specialize in OCD and be able to access Always on support between sessions all in the NOCD platform. NOCD accepts many major insurance plans to help make this life changing treatment affordable and offers always on support between sessions through therapists, messaging, OCD therapy tools, peer communities, support groups, and so much more. If you think you might be struggling with ocd, first of all, I hate that for you because I struggle with it daily also. But just know that you're not alone. If you want to learn more about therapy with no CD, go to nocd.com and schedule a free 15 minute call with their team. That's nocd.com to learn more and book a free 15 minute call. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show, we have Meet the Defaults, we have propaganda, we have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to ww patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast and sign up Ask. Hello friends.

[Haley]

Welcome to. Oh, is that a good one?

[Mimi]

Threw me off.

[Bunny]

That was a good one.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Haley]

The switch up, I went a little bit higher.

[Jaime]

I had my fingers running a little bit higher.

[Haley]

A little bit higher octave too.

[Jaime]

A little staccato.

[Haley]

Is that what it's called? Look at Haley with the big words.

[Jaime]

I was in band.

[Haley]

I love that st. Is that what it's called when it goes a little higher?

[Jaime]

Well, no, when you just like. Oh, cut it off.

[Haley]

Oh, you stick it. A staccato. Yeah. I feel like the Italians always make everything so much more difficult staccato, you know, instead of just stick. Well, fancy seeing you guys here.

[Mimi]

Oh man, it's been a while, guys.

[Jaime]

Yeah, good. Like 12 hours.

[Haley]

I think we just all need to just move in together at this point.

[Mimi]

That's what you're trying to do? Yeah, it just keeps going. We're building everyone Houses.

[Haley]

We're just like, we got the 500 acres, man. We are just building everybody houses. Well, that way we just have to walk over to each other's houses.

[Jaime]

I mean, hey, that's kind of nice.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah, that would be great. I love it. Well, let's get into Ask. How? Confess. We got three of us here, so we'll do two questions each. Let's go, guys. Who wants to go first? Me.

[Jaime]

I think this one needs to go first.

[Mimi]

All right, so this one, they had to send it in the DMS because.

[Jaime]

Oh, this is good.

[Mimi]

She said, my fiance, after six years of dating, we love a grand old spicy time in the bedroom. Our sex life is no kind of boring. Well, after doing so much over the years, one day I was messing with him and I told him I wanted to eat his ass. Okay. Well, after months of joking around and fucking with him, one night after a night out of drinking, he was like, fine, go ahead if you really want. So I took my shot and did it. After hounding him for months, he had dried poop stuck in his hairy asshole, and it ended up in my mouth and out of pure. Hold on, I'm gagging.

[Haley]

Fuck.

[Mimi]

Hold it.

[Haley]

Okay, okay.

[Mimi]

Out of pure embarrassment for me and him, I just shut the fuck up and did my thing. As nasty as that. Sounds disgusting at the time. And wanted to bleach my face after. But we joke about it, and now I officially call him dingleberry. Swallow it.

[Haley]

Bro. She said I wanted to bleach my face after. Okay.

[Mimi]

All right.

[Haley]

There's so much here to unpack. So, men, if you're going to have somebody eat your ass, at least baby wipe the motherfucker. If you're not going to fucking give.

[Mimi]

It a dude wipe.

[Haley]

Yeah, if you're not going to take a shower before getting your ass ate, give it a little wipey wipe with a diaper dipe. Okay? Like, let's not have doo doo balls encrusted in your fucking ass hairs and then make your fucking significant other have.

[Mimi]

To eat that, spitting them out like.

[Haley]

Bitch kid, when you get a piece.

[Mimi]

Of pepper stuck in your teeth.

[Haley]

God. Listen, listen and listen, bitch. You're a fucking. Listen, girl. You are a savage. To be able to do that, that is just absolutely incomprehensible. I could never. If there was doo doo balls, I'm not doing it, dude. I would be like, go hop your ass in the shower right now. And then I'll argue, hey, baby, let's have a shower and then eat his ass in the shower. You know, like, I'm sorry, there's. There's a line that has to be drawn because you can get sick.

[Mimi]

Also eat butthole, sir. Wipe your butthole better.

[Haley]

Why not? Have you ever had your butthole ate? No.

[Jaime]

I don't like that.

[Haley]

You don't like anything. You are so pissed.

[Jaime]

Where are you guys?

[Haley]

I know, but not my fresh clean shower. Yeah, still, it's tongue punch my fart box.

[Mimi]

I mean, don't knock until you try it.

[Haley]

I like it.

[Jaime]

I've already had but bad experiences with assholes. Remember what happened my couch.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah, on your couch.

[Jaime]

I mean, it was my couch and not my mouth though.

[Haley]

But if he want your ass isn't like that. It's not Doodoo Brown. That dude fudgeing obviously didn't wipe clearly. Yeah. All right, well, that girl was a fucking trooper, dude. I'm telling you right now, I was.

[Mimi]

Coming in hot with that one, guys.

[Haley]

Oh, God. Go ahead.

[Jaime]

Are we done now?

[Haley]

Go ahead, Ailey, you're next.

[Jaime]

Oh.

[Haley]

All right, guys.

[Bunny]

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[Jaime]

Now that you have had the Bucket List interview with Dolly, what's the next goal?

[Haley]

I think we're going to turn up a notch in 2025. We're going to really double down on this podcast and try to have new ways to get it out there in innovative ways. So I think we're gonna start, like, a kick or a twitch and do, like, once a week. Live podcasts. Yeah, we're gonna start streaming just once a month, you know, or once a week. I'm sorry. Maybe we'll start out once a month, see how the first one does, and then we'll go from there up it. Yeah, but we'll see. But as far as, like, guests.

[Mimi]

No, I know.

[Haley]

Probably Joyce Meyers or, like, you know, just any. I mean, now that that's happened, it's just like, I just want, you know, anybody who feels comfortable to tell their story here and consider this podcast a safe space to come on and just tell their story. So, I mean, I had Dolly on what more. I'm done. I'm retiring, guys.

[Mimi]

That's what I was so scared of. I. You guys, genuine fear was at the end of it, her being like, okay, I quit.

[Haley]

I'm done, guys. Sorry. Mimi's taking over now. Yeah, no, I. There's. I just. There's. You don't top Dolly Parton, dude. No, there. There's no way to top her. She is a fucking God, and there's just nothing you can do to top that.

[Mimi]

It was like sitting in front of a saint.

[Haley]

I didn't know so many people had so many opinions about Joyce Meyer. When I said that Joyce Meyers was my other interview, I loved on my backup account, my backup Tick Tock account, people were, like, upset, and I'm like, how can you be upset about a woman who preaches the word of God?

[Mimi]

Is there a controversy behind.

[Haley]

I don't know if there is. I've never known. I just know that Joyce Meyers has been through some and she uses her life to help and lift people up. And she doesn't try to act perfect. She tells people, like, hey, man, I was a piece of before and I was miserable, and I tried to make everybody around me miserable. And, like, you know, like, she's really honest about, like, her journey in life. So that's what I've always respected about her.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Wow.

[Haley]

I don't know. I have no idea.

[Jaime]

I still don't know her.

[Haley]

Huh?

[Jaime]

Still don't know her.

[Haley]

I got to send you one of her sermons to listen to. She's so uplifting. So, yeah, I will send you a Joyce Meyers podcast just so that you can get on the bandwagon too. Steph is asking, what's the one thing you all get weird about when it comes to sex and there's absolutely no chance of it happening in the bedroom? And also, what's the most surprising thing you've masturbated with? With? Yeah, I think I'm pretty normal. I don't think I've masturbated with anything crazy. I'm very specific in my masturbation. It has to vibrate. I'm not just over here flicking the bean with my fingernails. Yeah, no, I can't do that. I can't do it. Just strumming the band.

[Mimi]

I saw a tick tock the other day where nail tech was like, when you're filing down her acrylics and you also all of a sudden can like, smell where she's been, I was like, oh, I swear. I was like, what?

[Haley]

Wow.

[Mimi]

Yeah. We gotta ask Gina if that's a real thing.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, I can't. I need something that vibrates. I'm not. There's no way I'm gonna be DJ Scratch and sniff. I can't do it, dude. There's no.

[Mimi]

Could you imagine that?

[Haley]

I can't do it, dude. No, dude, could you imagine?

[Mimi]

I never thought about, like, vagina smell on acrylics.

[Haley]

Oh, Haley, is there anything weird you've masturbated with?

[Jaime]

No.

[Haley]

Yeah, I don't think there's anything. What?

[Jaime]

Start till I was like, 19, I.

[Haley]

Didn'T have my first orgasm till I was in my 20s.

[Mimi]

Oh.

[Haley]

Yeah. The first time I ever had an orgasm was with a vibrator.

[Mimi]

I. I hear that a lot with women.

[Jaime]

Most men can't find it.

[Haley]

Men don't know what they're doing. No, they never do.

[Mimi]

Sorry, Jaime.

[Haley]

They think they do. Sorry, Jaime. Yeah, they think they do. I like, I still haven't found problems over here.

[Bunny]

They think it.

[Mimi]

I'm still looking for it. Yeah, I'm still looking.

[Haley]

Yeah, well, obviously you're doing all right because you got a hot friggin girlfriend, so obviously you could Find the button a time or two. Is there anything that's off limits in the bedroom for you guys?

[Mimi]

Clearly, hers is butthole.

[Haley]

No. Haley's got a whole list of shit that she doesn't like to do.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

You don't think.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

She doesn't want to be cuddled. She doesn't want to be kissed. She doesn't want anything. Dude.

[Jaime]

Like, I really don't enjoy it at all.

[Mimi]

I really don't.

[Jaime]

Have sex or anything. The rest of my life, I would be fine.

[Mimi]

Oh, I feel like you just haven't found that person who meets your. No.

[Haley]

Makes you feel comfortable and makes you feel beautiful. Yes, you do. You're speaking that into your life, though. Words are.

[Jaime]

Because I don't want it.

[Mimi]

That's. You were at his house the other day. Clearly you wanted it.

[Jaime]

I was drunk.

[Mimi]

Exactly.

[Jaime]

You ever seen me at someone's house sober?

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

But clearly, dress you is like you like it.

[Haley]

So it's, like, becomes a little sex kitten when she drinks.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

She gets this.

[Jaime]

I don't want anything.

[Haley]

Her little eyes, her little eyelashes bat.

[Jaime]

Because then you have to wake up and do it sober every day and just be with them. They're still there.

[Haley]

Oh, I don't.

[Mimi]

She hasn't found that person who made life.

[Haley]

That's like your best friend. You got to find somebody who's your homie.

[Jaime]

I love living alone.

[Haley]

Yeah, you.

[Mimi]

You'll get there.

[Haley]

Yeah, she will. It's going to sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. Mimi, what's off limits for you in the bedroom?

[Mimi]

Like, on myself or, like, both? Well, no, I just, like, my husband will not let me see his.

[Haley]

We know that, but that's off limits for you.

[Mimi]

No, that's why he won't let me touch it. Nothing.

[Haley]

What will you not do?

[Mimi]

I won't. I. I don't eat butthole. This is not going to happen.

[Haley]

But you'll.

[Mimi]

I want to see it.

[Haley]

But you'll get your ass off. For sure.

[Mimi]

For sure. After a good, like, bath or a shower or something. For sure. Let's go. Yeah.

[Haley]

I don't know if I have anything that's off limits in the bedroom. I would probably just say anything that has to do with pooping or peeing. Yeah, you're not pooping on. Yeah, like, you're not pooping on me. You're not peeing on me unless we're in the shower. You can pee on me in the shower. I'm fine with that.

[Mimi]

When I broke Jason's dick that one time, I thought he was peeing on me and I came up angry. Like I literally was like, you were doing fucking what? And then I like, really? He's like stark white. I was so mad I legit thought because it was warm just like pouring out on me and I was like, you're fucking peeing on me right now. Like, when did. No, absolutely fucking not.

[Jaime]

Just gushing blood.

[Mimi]

And then I saw how white he was and he's just looking at me and I looked down and I was like, oh my fucking God. Just blood everywhere on the sheets.

[Haley]

Terrible.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

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[Haley]

Rid of my right piddle juice that smells so bad. Most deodorants that I've used besides Lumi.

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[Haley]

Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's anything. I'm pretty open, so.

[Mimi]

Yeah, just like, I don't love a lot of like Bolly Fluid kind of.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm good with that too.

[Mimi]

Not gargling with come on a regular basis.

[Haley]

Yeah. All right, next question.

[Jaime]

What is the best financial decision you made early on in your career?

[Haley]

Financial decision was investing in myself. That's the best thing.

[Mimi]

Yeah, for sure.

[Haley]

That's the best thing you could ever do. Invest in yourself. Do not wait for somebody to invest in you because nobody's going to come save you. You need to invest in yourself and believe in yourself. Even when people tell you you can't.

[Mimi]

Do it, you've always had your own. And people don't realize. We didn't go out like renting podcast studios.

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

Bunny was quickly to be like, this is mine.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And like, I'm not going to just go rent a place for a year. And that kind of, you know, like, you literally were like, equipment. This is my camera, this is my team, this is my production company.

[Haley]

Yeah. No, I just genuinely believe that if you build it, they will come. And it doesn't matter if you've got 50 listeners because that 50 listeners can turn into 50,000, you know, very quickly. And I just think that, you know, nobody can take what is yours. And if you invest in yourself, nobody can take that away from you. And so I used my home money from only fans to really fund this podcast and like get it off the ground and, you know, know it was the best thing I ever did. So.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

What about you guys?

[Mimi]

Good question. That's a good one. What did you do?

[Haley]

Damsel in distress, Little damsel.

[Jaime]

Don't ask me for financial advice.

[Mimi]

I'm like, financial decisions.

[Haley]

Yeah. But you know what? I did too, when I was your age, I did too. Like, I, I genuinely feel like in high schools they should teach a fucking credit and business class and teach you how to like balance a checking account, save money.

[Jaime]

Yeah. I've never taught any of that.

[Mimi]

Yeah, like how to purchase your first home.

[Haley]

Literally.

[Mimi]

I literally had a Google credit scores. Yeah.

[Haley]

How to have a decent credit score.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, I feel like they should teach all of that in high school and they don't. It's. It's mind boggling to me.

[Mimi]

My financial was that I always invested in myself. Like, I never rent things. I don't believe in renting things. I believe in, like, owning. So it's like, you know, when me and Jason first met, I was like, we're buying. Why would we go rent? Like, yeah, so our money and then we can just invest it in our. So I just had this conversation with Jaime the other day. Him and I were going back and forth about it because I may want to buy a house. And I'm like, dude, get you your own home. Because then you're building equity on that home and you're investing in yourself.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And then you can always use that later on to, like, have growth. If you want investment properties, you take out like a HELOC on your home and you can go buy an investment properly.

[Haley]

Yeah. And it's fun. Whenever you start being able to like, invest in stuff like that and like really, like, start flipping stuff, that's when it starts getting fun.

[Mimi]

I love it.

[Haley]

Yeah. Go ahead, Memes.

[Mimi]

Okay. This one's a confession. It says, please keep my name anonymous.

[Jaime]

Oh, this is gonna be good.

[Mimi]

This has been kept in my vault for years. She said, I saw my boyfriend's dad getting a handjob from my man's grandma. His dad's mother in law. It's a sight I'll never unsee or forget when I'm around him or her. She's in her mid-80s with Parkinson's.

[Haley]

Oh, no. Is what happened? What did he do? That's what I was about to say, though. Is he. Is she sure that's what was happening? Because that's elder abuse. Oh, yeah, that's elder abuse.

[Mimi]

But people with Parkinson's are fully aware. They just. Are they A thousand percent.

[Haley]

Are they.

[Mimi]

Parkinson's is just a neuron, like mishap to where it causes you to shake.

[Haley]

Where are.

[Mimi]

Fully there.

[Haley]

I need more information. Where was this? Is he married? Is he single?

[Jaime]

Is this the first time?

[Mimi]

Yeah, I don't feel like that's the first time.

[Haley]

Were they just at Thanksgiving dinner and she whipped it out and then just whack it under the table? Like there's. I need more details before I can even make a real statement on this, because that's insane.

[Mimi]

That dude, they came out crazy. This AEL confessed with the. And these Were all in the dms. Like, people were like, I got.

[Jaime]

Keep sending the DM ones.

[Haley]

Yeah, the DM ones are juicy. But we need. We'll circle back to that story because we need more.

[Mimi]

The rest of that story, please.

[Haley]

Yeah, like, where was it? Is he married? Because if he's married and he's getting whacked off by the grandma, then that's fucked up, you know, like, that's gross. Is grandma all there?

[Jaime]

Even if he said married, literally, is.

[Haley]

Grandma all there, though? I mean, everybody, you know, we don't yuck anybody's yum. So maybe he likes older women, you know, but it's like, you know, is grandma all there? If not, then that's elder abuse. Have you. If you haven't told anybody and she's not all there, you need to tell somebody.

[Mimi]

Oh, I would hope she did.

[Haley]

Doesn't hurt somebody else. You know, like, there's just so many things that I. We can't even comment on because we don't know.

[Mimi]

So we need the rest of the story and we're going to circle back. Next.

[Haley]

Yeah, was this on a holiday? Like, what are we doing? What day of the week was.

[Mimi]

You just really got it going.

[Haley]

Okay, question bunny. Did you ever fall in love with a trick or a pimp if you had one? If so, what was that experience like? If not, how'd you separate your work from your feelings? That's actually a really good question. That's a great question. And you know, I've spoken about this a lot and I talk about it in my book too. That's coming out. But I never had a pimp. I always have done things independently. I did not see the point of working my ass off literally.

[Jaime]

Again, you had your own shit. Yeah.

[Haley]

And just to give it to a man who couldn't handle his finances better than me. No shade to the girls who have had pimps. I understand that that's a way of life. I have a lot of girlfriends who have peas in Vegas and they're some of the best women that I've ever met. Hey, prime members, have you heard? You can listen to your favorite podcast ad free. Good news. With Amazon Music, you have access to.

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[Haley]

So, yeah, no, I never had a pimp. I personally have never been able to fall in love with a trick because I can't get past the point of seeing them pay for a hooker. And even though I was the hooker that they were paying, I still don't want somebody I love to be a trick. That is the biggest turn off for me. Like, it grosses me out to no end. And it's just because it takes a certain type of man to trick on a woman. They all have the same personality. And being in the business for as long as I was, I was able to see who's a trick and who's not, you know?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And it's just something that turns me off. It's like. It's like if you look at a guy and he's super beta or a guy that's super alpha, which one are you gonna go for? Some girls, like, really bet dudes, I don't. I like super alpha dudes. Some girls in the industry have fallen in love with tricks. I have a friend right now who has literally booed up with one of her tricks. And they've been together for a decade. And I love both of them. It's just, you know, it's a different lifestyle. And the way that I kept things separated was I never wanted to marry for money, ever. My dad raised me to marry somebody for money, and I wanted to do the opposite of what Bill Carter taught me, you know, And I wanted to have love on my own. And, you know, people used to always say, you could marry whoever you want. That's why when people call me a gold digger, I laugh because it's like, do you not think I could have married somebody else that fucking had way more money than my husband did, especially when I first met him, and does. Like, there's just so many opportunities that I had to marry for money. And I always turn them down. And I know my sugar, Some of my sugar daddies listen to my shit and. Because they still DM me and all the time and email me. I know you guys are listening to this. Yeah, no, they. They email me too. I know some of you motherfuckers are listening to this going, yep, she's telling the truth. Because there are so many of them that tried to marry me. And I was like, absolutely not. It's just something that was inside of me that I just never.

[Mimi]

So what's the definition of a trick is trick. Just someone who pays for a trick is a john.

[Haley]

So it's somebody that you. You go and you turn a trick. So you are going to see a client. They're. They're the guys that spend money on girls.

[Mimi]

So that's how you get the definition being a trick is that you paid for a service.

[Haley]

Yeah. You turn a trick. Yeah. Yep. Absolutely. But, yeah, no shade to any of the girls who have, you know, married their tricks or had keys because, you know, I love all my girls in the industry. And as long as you're not being hurt and you're not being trafficked, go ahead, girl, make that money. Make that money, honey. Yay. And on that note, we will go ahead and head on out and go relax before we got to shoot this music video. Yep. Let's go. I'll let you guys sign out today.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Bye.

[Haley]

Bye.

[Jaime]

Bye.

[Haley]

Toodaloo. See you, toots. Bye.