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Haley
I confess I asked.
Bunny
Welcome back to another ask. How are you guys doing?
Jaime
We still haven't talked about Facebook dating.
Haley
Oh, take us on the Speaking of Facebook. Yeah, take us on the Facebook. And this is a story that she's been saving.
Jason
She saved all of us. She was like, I have information for all of you.
Jaime
Yeah.
Haley
She wouldn't tell us while we were in hair and makeup. So our reactions to this are going to be genuine, so it better be good.
Jaime
So, yeah, we had a little thing. What was it, a few days ago, where we were like, you should get on Facebook dating. Like, you know, just like, see what's on there. Okay.
Haley
We wanted to read the profiles. Not make fun of, but read the profiles. Kind of like, see what's out there. Yeah, I just. We're browsing.
Jaime
Yeah. And I was like, I don't want to do it. Blah, blah, blah. So I ended up doing it. And at first it was just like, fine, guys just coming through. Realize it's because it was showing me all the hot guys that were not in Nashville. None of those.
Haley
Well, because you put a hundred Mile difference.
Jaime
These were like 800 miles.
Haley
Okay.
Jaime
It was just. It was just like a preview. Okay. So it sucked me in. I was like, you know what? I kind of like this. So I actually set up a profile.
Jason
We. Okay, we helped her set up a.
Haley
Profile in the kitchen.
Jason
In the kitchen. We. We made a little profile for you.
Haley
Yep.
Jaime
Two days ago.
Bunny
What was your profile?
Jaime
My bio said, I didn't want salmon. I said it four times. And that comes from Jaime.
Haley
I didn't want salmon.
Jaime
I said it four times. Yeah, it's a step brother.
Jason
Step brothers.
Haley
Okay.
Jason
I didn't want salmon. I said it four times.
Haley
Okay.
Jaime
Other than that, I had no. Nothing about, like, what I did. Nothing. Okay. Had a few photos. Had some Zack tops, some suicide boys, and some young Dolph as my music. That's it. Okay. Yeah.
Haley
Suicide boys.
Bunny
Okay.
Haley
Scrim.
Bunny
Delamptious.
Jaime
So I was like, yeah, don't like this. Whatever. Because as soon as I match with someone, I'm like, okay, I'm already over it. But then I match with someone who's actually cute. And he messaged me first. Don't even remember what we said, but so I actually have been talking to him since then.
Jason
What?
Jaime
Yes. Like, all day talking. Actually really like him.
Haley
Get the out of here. What's his name?
Jaime
His name. But don't not giving him any.
Haley
Where is he from?
Jaime
He's from California. From California. Okay. Our humor is the same.
Jason
But he lives in California.
Jaime
No, he lives here.
Jason
Oh, from.
Jaime
He lives here. He is like six, three big teddy bear. Like, is in con. He has, like, manage construction stuff, whatever.
Jason
Blue collar. We manifested this.
Jaime
Yes. Perfect. And I'm telling you, we have the same humor. Just like, we have the same views on, like, everything.
Haley
When's his birthday?
Jaime
August 6th. Leo Lee.
Haley
Yep. Leo. Yep, yep.
Jaime
Okay. Anyway, everything's going great. So last night, guys, I. We FaceTimed for three hours. Had no makeup on, too. Like, I FaceTimed him with no makeup.
Haley
That's insane. She would never.
Jason
Wouldn't even come around us without me.
Haley
Literally.
Jaime
Yeah, I FaceTimed him with no makeup for three hours.
Haley
And camera on your face. Yes, because I point when Jay FaceTimes me and I'm ugly. He gets the ceiling.
Jaime
No, no. On my face. The whole time. Yeah, whole time. And so I don't know if you guys. I told you about the trend, like, should told the trend where, like, you FaceTime, it's some random dude. So I use my other phone, and I was just testing out his humor, and I put my phone on my other phone and it's some random guy just sitting there. And he literally as soon as he answers, he puts the phone down so quick. I start busting up laughing. And I put it like back to him. He goes, yo Haley, what the was that?
Haley
That was wild.
Jaime
Like bro. And that was the first time we ever spoke. Like, he immediately thought it was funny. Humor, whatever. Like, we got along so well for this three hours. We talked about everything.
Jason
Like three hours is a long.
Haley
That's a long. That's a date. That's a date.
Jaime
I don't even feel like he's an hour ahead. So this was like so late at night for him. He got yelled at by his sister and his dad for being so loud on the phone too. They came in like three times.
Haley
So he lives with his parents.
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Jaime
Well, he. He's in Virginia right now visiting family.
Haley
Okay.
Jaime
But that is one thing. He does live with his parents till June.
Haley
How old is he?
Jaime
24. He's younger.
Bunny
Oh, you're a cougar.
Jaime
I guess.
Haley
She's a puma.
Jaime
But he said he liked older women. I'm telling you, we had so much in common.
Haley
All right, if he likes older women, he has mommy's issues. Where's his mom?
Jaime
Yeah, I don't know. But she's adorable. The way he described her. So cute. Okay. Okay. Also loved his sister. Like, I literally, like, felt like I would fit in perfect with family, too. Okay. And we even planned a date for this Wednesday because he comes back today. We planned a date for Wednesday. Just going to, like, a little dive bar, like, one of his normal, like, spots he goes to.
Jason
You're not taking me. Good night, Nashville.
Jaime
No.
Haley
Does he know who you are?
Jaime
No.
Haley
Are you sure? Does he follow you on Instagram?
Jaime
No. Like, this is literally day two of talking. He only knew my first name.
Haley
Gotcha.
Jaime
Nothing. Okay. And I have not told him what I do. Like, he. He asked on the phone what I do, and I just said makeup. That's it. I left it at that.
Haley
Yeah.
Jaime
And then so, yeah, we made plans. Okay. We have a date Wednesday.
Haley
Dude, if she falls in love off Facebook.
Jason
You make your profile, bro.
Jaime
And then like, even, like, he would, like, he asked how short I. Or my height. I said, I'm five three. He's like, oh, my God, I'm a foot taller than you. I love it. Blah, blah, blah. He said he used to be, like, £400. He's lost, like, £100 twice. He loves a thick woman. Like, literally said that. Like, literally, like, like, so respectable, too. You can.
Haley
Can we see a picture?
Jaime
Yeah, you can. I'm. Can we not show it on the pod?
Haley
Of course. Hold on. Let me get my bifocals on. Yeah. Does he. Has he sent you a dick pic yet?
Jaime
No, don't have his dick. This is like.
Haley
Are you gonna be picky about that, though? Because you are a size queen.
Jaime
I don't care, really.
Haley
Okay.
Jaime
I mean, unless it's like, a chair.
Jason
Put it on the screen.
Haley
Unless it's like, a belly button. Let me see. I need to put it on the screen.
Jason
Let me see it.
Haley
Put it on the screen.
Jason
We're gonna share.
Haley
I need to examine his face.
Jaime
He sent me this. Should I do it? I should do it. Well, you know what?
Haley
Is there a video? Can I see, like, his mannerisms or his energy?
Jaime
Video. But he acts kind of like Jaime.
Haley
Oh, not gonna lie.
Jaime
He has the same kind of mannerisms as Hein Leo.
Haley
Men are fun.
Jaime
He taught his voice. Sounds like Zach Riffic. And I told him that, and he knew who that was. He has blue eyes. This is him just laying down, sending me a selfie. It's not even like, so your type too.
Jason
Hey, he's got a good hairline.
Haley
Yeah, he has got a great hairline.
Jason
Blue eyes.
Haley
He's got a chiseled jaw.
Jaime
He's got earrings. Yep.
Haley
You know, have we seen him when he's standing up?
Jaime
I have this one. Can you.
Haley
Do you know any of his social medias?
Jaime
Yeah, found it. He's on the left.
Jason
Tattoos.
Jaime
Okay.
Haley
Totally your type.
Jaime
Okay.
Haley
Is there any more pictures? Show us more pictures. What's that one below? Not that one. There was one where he's, like, shirtless in the bathroom. Let's see that one. Oh, I got his last name now.
Jaime
Him and his niece. I don't see shirtless.
Haley
He does not look 24.
Jason
That's someone's uncle.
Jaime
That's all I got.
Haley
That looks like two different people, though, doesn't it? Like, go back to the one. The one of him in the beanie. What's that picture right there with the hair?
Jaime
That's when he was dressed as Nacho Libre. I can only go down.
Haley
Okay, okay. Go to the one of him and the beanie holding the kid. This just looks like three different people. That looks like an older man to the left.
Jason
That looks.
Jaime
It's a bad angle. That's a bad angle. Lighting. And look. Looking down at the phone.
Haley
Okay.
Jason
Yeah, okay.
Haley
But he looks like that.
Jaime
You see?
Haley
You FaceTimed him.
Jaime
FaceTimed it.
Haley
Yeah. Okay.
Jason
No, cute.
Jaime
Okay, so, yeah, we've been talking. Whatever. Like, he. Oh, wait, I have one more. He sent me. This is when he had a mullet. It's okay, but.
Jason
Yeah, okay, okay.
Haley
Cute, cute. Yep.
Bunny
He's a cutie pie.
Haley
So where are you guys gonna go on a date? And should we be there under disguise?
Jaime
Hang on, hang on. As soon as we hang out the call. Okay.
Haley
Oh, there's more.
Jaime
Yes. Okay. He said, you still fine as hell without makeup on, by the way. Yeah, I was like, oh, thanks. Kicking my feet. And he goes, you kiss on the first date. Like, laughing emoji. And I was like, yeah.
Haley
She's like, I might suck you off and show you. I'll show you who the throat goes rope you in.
Jaime
Yeah. Yeah. And then he's also. He was like, I'm not a huge PDA guy. I was like, oh, my God. I'm not either. Like, we just had so much in common. Okay. So, yeah, so I was just like, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Whatever. You know, I didn't text back. I kind of. It was just kind of like an ending the conversation. Okay. I get a text at 9:50 that's just like, oh, I'm dead this morning. Whatever. Okay, cool. I was still asleep 30 minutes later. Hey, I'll be honest. You're a great person. But the more I've been thinking about it, kids is something I want for myself. I think this won't work out in the long run, but I do wish you the best. Blocked.
Jason
What?
Haley
Why did you take me on this emotional roller coaster?
Jaime
This is why I'm not dating anymore. Because I actually.
Jason
What was his last name again?
Haley
I saw it.
Jaime
But he blocked you because. It's funny because we had the same views on kids too. Like, he was like, yeah, I don't know about all that. Like, basically, your life stops. And I'm, like, saying, I think that too. Like, I want to still live my life right now. I'm not ready for a kid, you know? And, like, we both. He has, like, issues, like, probably, like, getting a kid. I have pcos, so we Both were like, yeah, we're gonna have to probably make it in a factory, whatever if we ever want to have a kid. Literally, we would talked about that. Okay. And then all of a sudden he's like, I'll be honest, kids is something I want. And I literally sent back. I said, wait, are you joking? Because I thought he was just with me. I was like, I never said they were completely off the table. Just not right now. My message didn't go through. Blocked. So mind you, I have another phone.
Jason
Oh, crazy. That's come out.
Jaime
I go on my other phone because I'm just like, I. I want to say something and I'm. I. I don't even remember what I said on my other phone, but it was basically like the same thing. Like, yo, like, don't block me on this. But I was like, kids, like, I didn't say that's off the table. Like, you also agreed with me. And then I said something under that I can't remember. But that message didn't go through. So he blocked me already that quick. On my other phone. And I go to Facebook dating profile. His is removed.
Jason
You're blocked.
Jaime
But then, mind you, I can find all your social media.
Haley
But why I don't.
Jaime
I go on Facebook, Instagram, tick tock. I'm not blocked on any of those. So I was like. Because I was like, maybe he found out who I was. Because he did ask at the end. I said, I have a podcast tomorrow. I go to bed. I gotta go to bed. He was like, can I ask, like, who your client is or like, what the podcast is for? And I was like, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you, like, later, Whatever. So maybe he got curious and looked me up. Maybe the first podcast he saw was.
Haley
Probably cheating, but that. Or he's probably cheating.
Jason
Look at Jaime's.
Leticia
Like, that's. That's what.
Haley
He's probably cheating on somebody.
Jaime
He was definitely too good of a guy to, like, not have a girl.
Haley
Figured out who you were and was like, oh, I am gonna get in. So busted if.
Jaime
Yeah, but you're gonna get busted now.
Jason
Facebook dating.
Jaime
Yeah, you're on Facebook.
Jason
Are you on Facebook dating? If you've got.
Jaime
I didn't. I didn't get like, girlfriend vibes, but, you know, obviously I just was blindsided this morning, so. Yeah, but I was just. I literally woke up to that and I was just like, this just ruined my whole.
Jason
I'm so upset.
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Haley
I just can't listen if you guys can't tell.
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Jaime
Actually really excited for the state. I was nervous. I literally was texting my last girl to get an appointment. Like, I was like trying to be all cute and stuff and I was just like, are you kidding me? Like, but like, also, it's funny because I was like, I. When I first FaceTime him and showed him like the guy, I immediately switched to me because I didn't want him to like, hang up and block me. He was like, he was like, no, I wouldn't have blocked you right away. Like, I would have said like, yo, what the. And then like, you know, not talk to you. So I'm like, you immediately block me over, like kids.
Haley
He has a girl for sure.
Jaime
He's so attacked. Like, him and his mom and sister. I think, I think maybe he talked about mean to them also. And maybe he brought up the fact I didn't want kids and they were.
Haley
Like, you're internalizing this. You're internalizing this. And you're somehow trying to make this your fault. And this is.
Bunny
This is not your fault.
Haley
That dude's not a weirdo. Cheating. He definitely lurked to see who you were. Definitely saw that you're affiliated with us and was like, oh, but you think.
Jaime
He would have blocked me on social medias?
Haley
He's gonna circle back around. Don't block him. He's gonna circle back around. Dude's gonna unblock you a week from now and he's gonna text you and we're gonna get to the bottom of this and find out why.
Jaime
Genuinely, like, I know it had only been like two days, but like, when I tell you guys, we Had. We had the same sense of humor. I. I already was like, what happened.
Jason
In these 30 minutes, though? Didn't you say he sent you like a morning text?
Jaime
He's like, yeah. He was like, I'm dead.
Haley
And you didn't reply, right?
Jaime
I didn't reply in 30 minutes because I was still asleep.
Haley
Okay, so he probably got in his feelings and that was like. There's. There's a new. Listen, we can sit here hypothetically. Yes.
Jaime
People got his feelings about out. It's the kid part, though. That is so random.
Haley
He's trying to put it on you. He's gaslighting you, baby, and it's working. Don't let him.
Jaime
Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I definitely don't think it's the kid's thing, but it's not. Like, what the.
Haley
He found out who you are. Trust me, am I ever wrong about these things? Have I ever been wrong?
Jason
She said, no.
Haley
Anytime I've called anything with any of these dudes, I've always been dead on. I. I promise you, he either has a girl, found out who you were and does not want to get busted, or he. That. That's the only thing I could think of.
Jason
Small window too, because my brain first goes to like, maybe he stayed up that night and, like, looked you up.
Haley
Well, he has crazy eyes. That's why I wanted to see pictures and videos, so I could feel his energy. Yes, he's got crazy eyes. So dude's probably very bipolar too.
Leticia
He's also 24.
Bunny
Yes.
Jaime
Yes.
Haley
He probably had a party night last night. He's coming down.
Jaime
He was with his family. They're visiting his grandma. Literally. His grandma was in the hospital on her, like 80th birthday. They were visiting family in Virginia. Like, I know so much about like.
Haley
But do we know if any of this is true?
Jason
When you were on FaceTime, you said his family came.
Jaime
I did. His dad walked in, his sister walked in. Was like, yo, shut up.
Haley
So the. Whenever I posted that clip on my Tick Tock about us doing that, there were so many people in the comments. If you go read, they're like, be careful on Facebook, Marketplace, because I've been catfish or whatever the they call it. That's what it is.
Jason
Technically.
Haley
They're like, I've been catfished so many times. So funny though, because there was a.
Jaime
Lot that we're like, on that emotional journey because he's.
Jason
That was a mind. I feel like that was like, that shouldn't have happened.
Haley
And that's Up.
Jaime
Well, so I deleted my profile. I was like, done with this.
Haley
Why don't let that dude detour you.
Jaime
It's not even just him. It's the fact that that disturbed my peace.
Haley
Yeah.
Jaime
And I don't want that ever to happen again.
Haley
What happened was it didn't disturb your peace. You got your hopes up and you.
Bunny
Got your feelings hurt.
Haley
Yeah.
Jaime
And I don't like that. So if I just don't ever talk to a guy. That's not going to happen.
Haley
No, seriously.
Jason
Well, I'm going to hurt you.
Haley
I know. Listen, dude, I'm about to investigate your whole entire.
Jason
I have your full name right now. I don't think I will.
Haley
First thing I looked at when she brought up his profile, I was like, okay, I'm going to be googling this until midnight tonight, 2am I'm going to have his chat is going down. Yeah.
Jaime
Fun fact. His dad was security for Britney Spears when she was going through the shaving the head era.
Haley
I don't know. Something's not making sense.
Jason
I just feel like how can you make a decision like that in 30 minutes? Yeah, I guess three minutes is a long time. But like, you send a good morning ish text.
Jaime
Yeah.
Haley
To we can sit here and speculate.
Jaime
I really like I'm.
Jason
Hey, do you want to prank call someone? Give me his number. You wouldn't give a sane's number.
Haley
Please, please.
Jaime
He would.
Haley
If I'm gonna call and give him his STD results, I'm gonna block my number.
Jaime
He's gonna know it's. It's gonna make me look crazy year.
Haley
Honey, he doesn't even know crazy till he's met us. So what's his number? Give it to me right now. Come on, give it to me right now.
Jaime
You're doing star 67, right?
Haley
Or should I.
Jaime
Let's call by an anonymous like you, cuz if it looks like a. A blocked number, it's going to look.
Haley
Like I have a burner number. Okay, we'll use your phone, but you got to bring me your phone over here.
Jaime
You know what? I think it is too. I saved his number.
Jason
No, that's not it, Haley.
Jaime
No, I'm telling you, every time I save someone's number, it goes south.
Bunny
No.
Haley
And I don't like this dude hurt your feelings, man. It was 48 hours of of. I know, but look at it as a pleasant distraction. And don't let that motherfucker gaslight you. Dude, you did nothing wrong. Something's wrong with him.
Jaime
Just.
Haley
And we're about to find out exactly what it is.
Jaime
But also like. Like I think you're a great person and I wish you the best. Then why block me?
Haley
You know, because he has something to hide. Honey. Yeah, he has something to hide. A girlfriend going through his phone, something.
Jaime
It's gotta be that. Like, why would you. But also, why would you want to take me on a date to your spot? Like your go to spot.
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Haley
I don't believe any of his story. I think he's one of those weirdos who's probably just looking to random girls behind his girlfriend or wife's back.
Leticia
Yeah, cuz you're assuming everything he says is true.
Jaime
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
Haley
Yeah. And all of it just sounds crazy.
Jaime
Let me know when you're ready for the number.
Jason
I thought I could call from here, but it's not letting me Google. Meet Google V like the I have.
Haley
A burner out app.
Jason
Yeah, go ahead.
Jaime
Yeah, do that.
Jason
This isn't working because I feel like.
Jaime
If it looks like a blocked number restricted id, he's gonna know it's me.
Haley
No, I got it right here.
Jason
Oh.
Haley
The only problem is is it won't let me burn the app unless I've had the number for 10 minutes. So I should just call from my backup phone and just block him.
Jason
But if it.
Haley
It'll say bunny. Never mind.
Jaime
Yeah. No.
Haley
Jason, let me see your phone. Can we use our Jaime's phone? Who do you want to use?
Jason
I mean, his last name is not as noticeable.
Jaime
I also Mentioned the word Jaime, though. Well, it could look like Jamie. He might not know.
Leticia
My mom's name will pop up.
Haley
What's mom's name?
Leticia
Leticia.
Haley
Leticia. I could be like, well, you know what?
Jaime
He's half Mexican. He might think that. Like, that maybe his family.
Jason
And it's a Southern California number, right?
Jaime
Yeah. Yes. Do Jaime's. Sorry. Jaime, you can block right after because he said he doesn't talk to that side of his family and stuff.
Jason
I thought I could call out. Oh, we're gonna ride for you, Haley.
Jaime
Maybe guys are scared to date me because of this. Well, we ever thought of that?
Haley
Look, angel number 444.
Jason
What is 444?
Haley
We're seeing angel numbers all day today. Siri, what does 444 stand for? And angel numbers. That means my archangels are next to me. All right, create a number. What area code should I have?
Jason
809.
Bunny
809.
Haley
Okay. Okay. When I call, should I talk, like, in my normal voice and be like, hey, is this.
Bunny
This is so on something?
Jaime
No, because he'll.
Haley
But if I call and I. And I sound and I'm being funny, he's gonna know that it's somebody around is the only. Okay, I'm gonna just do a 702 number because that's. Oh, wait, two, one, three. That's Los Angeles.
Jason
Okay.
Leticia
You can pretend to be a Facebook rep and say, hey, we would like to use your profile to promote our Facebook dating. We're actually doing a commercial.
Jaime
No, no, that's too close. That's.
Haley
You're no fun. All right, so we're giving them STD results.
Jaime
Yes.
Haley
Okay.
Jaime
Yeah.
Haley
All right, my number is 21 3.
Bunny
Who's ready?
Haley
All right, what's his phone number?
Jaime
661 area code.
Haley
Okay. All right, so I'm gonna. I have to talk differently than what I do.
Jason
Now give us your best fake voice.
Haley
I was gonna have, like, my perfect customer service voice on.
Jaime
Like, just be super set. Like, hi. Like, you still sound, like.
Jason
Don't even say the last name. Just say.
Haley
Should I just act like a girl that he just met? Be like. Just met you at the bar the other night. You don't remember me? This is Jessica.
Jaime
I, like.
Jason
Don't do Jessica, though. Do like Evie.
Jaime
Do Tara.
Jason
Get Tara.
Haley
Tara. Okay. All right. Do not make me laugh.
Jaime
I gotta get. I gotta leave the room.
Jason
Everyone, look away.
Haley
All right, ready?
Bunny
Tara? And he's whereat.
Jaime
He's in Virginia right now, but he lives here.
Haley
But I'm a Tom. I met him in Nashville.
Jaime
Yeah, yeah.
Haley
I met you downtown in Nashville.
Jaime
On Broadway.
Haley
Okay.
Bunny
This is. Sorry I missed your call.
Leticia
If you would like to leave me.
Haley
A text with your name, I'll be.
Leticia
Sure to give you a call.
Jaime
He might be on a flight right now. I forgot he's flying back from Virginia.
Haley
Should I text him from the burner?
Jason
I mean. Yeah.
Jaime
Try to text Mimi first and see what it looks like.
Haley
Oh, yeah, hold on.
Jason
Yeah, yeah. We're going to make him fall in love. We are going to be the perfect woman ever. And then we're going to break his heart.
Jaime
I like it.
Haley
He said C. Okay, tell me what it looks like.
Jason
Show me your.
Jaime
Is it green or blue messages?
Jason
It's just gray.
Jaime
Okay, you text back.
Haley
Should I just try to call one more time text.
Jaime
I know he's probably on a flight. Send a text text. Say, I don't know if you remember me. My name's T. Like, we met. Say we met.
Haley
You're micromanaging. I just said hi, baby.
Jaime
Okay.
Haley
Cuz he'll text back. All men, if they get a high baby text are immediately going to panic because they have a girlfriend. Or they're going to be intrigued because they're going to be like, who is this? So let's see if we get like.
Jason
You'Ve done this before.
Haley
Oh, I got your text that said, sure. All right, so we're gonna leave it there. We have just text.
Jason
We will update you on the next best token fest that we film, not the next one that comes out or the next podcast. Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Haley
Next podcast that we drop with us will have some.
Jason
Something that we record. Next is gonna have this update.
Haley
Yeah, this boy up.
Jason
Because now this guy up.
Haley
Now he's got the coven on his ass again.
Jaime
This is probably why guys don't want to talk.
Haley
Jason's like, yeah, he's over. Jason's over there giggling.
Jaime
Dude.
Haley
Like, he's just ready to run.
Jaime
Whoever. Whoever I do end up. Like, they're gonna.
Jason
I think they're gonna have to end up with like an industry person. Lifestyle.
Jaime
Yeah, someone I already know or you guys already know. Like, it can't be anyone new.
Jason
Like, yeah, what do we know that's single, guys?
Haley
He texts back, no. See you guys next week. Bye.
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Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating"
Episode Information:
Overview: In this episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO delves into the adventurous and sometimes tumultuous world of online dating through Jaime's recent foray into Facebook Dating. The conversation is filled with humor, relatable experiences, and candid discussions about the unpredictable nature of digital romance.
[04:11] Haley: "I confess I asked."
Jaime shares her journey of venturing into Facebook Dating, initially hesitant but eventually setting up her profile with the encouragement of her friends. Her bio humorously states, "I didn't want salmon," repeated four times—a nod to her personality and a humorous icebreaker.
[05:23] Jason: "We helped her set up a profile in the kitchen."
Jaime's profile included her favorite music genres and photos, aiming to attract like-minded individuals. She recounts receiving matches predominantly from distant locations, leading her to a surprising connection.
[05:59] Haley: "So, I actually have been talking to him since then."
Jaime matched with a seemingly perfect guy named Leo, whose initial messages sparked genuine interest. Their conversations flowed effortlessly, culminating in a three-hour FaceTime session without makeup—an authentic and confidence-boosting experience.
[16:45] Jason: "What?"
After building rapport, Jaime scheduled a date with Leo. However, the excitement was short-lived when she abruptly received a message stating, "I'm dead this morning... I think this won't work out in the long run, but I do wish you the best." Moments later, Leo blocked her across various platforms.
[16:50] Jaime: "This is why I'm not dating anymore."
Jaime expresses her frustration and heartbreak, highlighting the emotional roller coaster that online dating can entail. The abrupt end leaves her questioning Leo's true intentions and the authenticity of his initial interactions.
[19:42] Leticia: "Yeah, cuz you're assuming everything he says is true."
The hosts engage in a lively discussion, speculating on why Leo might have blocked Jaime so suddenly. Possibilities include Leo having a hidden relationship, being a catfish, or having personal issues that surfaced during their conversations.
[24:18] Haley: "He found out who you are. Trust me, am I ever wrong about these things?"
Haley confidently suggests that Leo likely discovered Jaime's association with the podcast, leading him to sever ties to avoid being exposed or entangled in a potential scandal.
[24:25] Haley: "Anytime I've called anything with any of these dudes, I've always been dead on."
Her intuition and past experiences lend weight to her theories, emphasizing the unpredictability and sometimes deceptive nature of online interactions.
[27:05] Haley: "Please, please."
Determined to uncover the truth behind Leo's abrupt blocking, the hosts concoct a prank call strategy. They humorously plan to impersonate someone from Facebook Dating, intending to confront Leo about his sudden disappearance.
[33:14] Haley: "This is Jessica."
[33:16] Leticia: "Sure to give you a call."
The plan involves using fake identities and burner numbers to reach Leo without revealing their true intentions. The comedic banter highlights their camaraderie and the lengths they're willing to go to support Jaime.
[25:54] Haley: "Let that dude detour you."
Jaime reflects on the emotional toll of her experience, expressing a desire to avoid similar heartbreaks in the future. The hosts provide emotional support, encouraging her to see the positives and not let a single negative encounter define her outlook on dating.
[26:11] Haley: "No, seriously. Jason's like, yeah, he's over. Jason's over there giggling."
The episode concludes with the hosts reaffirming their support for Jaime, emphasizing the importance of resilience and humor in navigating the challenges of online dating.
Authenticity Matters: Jaime's initial success was rooted in genuine interactions, highlighting the value of being true to oneself in online dating.
Unpredictability of Digital Romance: The abrupt end to Jaime's promising connection underscores the volatile nature of online relationships, where intentions can be concealed or change rapidly.
Support Systems Are Crucial: The camaraderie among the hosts showcases the importance of having a supportive community when navigating personal challenges.
Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The hosts' humorous approach to Jaime's situation serves as a reminder of the therapeutic power of laughter in difficult times.
Caution in Online Interactions: Jaime's experience serves as a cautionary tale about the potential pitfalls of online dating, emphasizing the need for vigilance and discernment.
Notable Quotes:
Jaime on Setting Up Her Profile:
"My bio said, I didn't want salmon. I said it four times."
[05:33] Jaime
Jaime on Chemistry with Leo:
"We have the same views on everything."
[06:24] Jaime
Haley on Leo's Block:
"He found out who you are. Trust me, am I ever wrong about these things?"
[24:18] Haley
Haley Encouraging Jaime:
"Don't let that motherfucker gaslight you. Dude, you did nothing wrong."
[27:24] Haley
Conclusion: In "Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating," Dumb Blonde offers a candid exploration of the highs and lows of online dating through Jaime's personal story. The episode blends humor with heartfelt discussions, providing listeners with both entertainment and valuable insights into the complexities of modern romance.