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Bunny
Hey, guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D forts. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast and sign up.
Haley
Ask.
Bunny
I confess.
Mimi
I ask to confess.
Bunny
Welcome to Ask Tale Convey. Everybody's getting so annoyed with it. People are getting mad now at the as. They used to love it and now they're getting mad.
Mimi
I feel like it's a 50. 50 people make you do that in public because they love it so much. And then other people were like, I literally have to skip over the beginning. It's like, you hate whistling. It's like, I get it. Well, I'm crying.
Bunny
I do hate whistling. So I completely 100 agree with you guys. Well, it's the end of the year, guys. This is an ass token fest. But we're kind of gonna just chop it up a little bit and just, you know, talk about what's we're doing.
Mimi
Asking the telling.
Bunny
Yeah, we're doing the asking, the telling, and the confessing today. Speaking of, Haley has starting with this. Haley has a great confession. She got plowed for Christmas.
Haley
I'm gonna tell my girl not to watch this one.
Bunny
Grandma, don't watch this one.
Haley
She literally was like, I've got to stop watching Ask Del Confess.
Bunny
Oh, not grandma.
Mimi
Yeah, we talked about how beautiful she looked, though, for Christmas.
Bunny
No.
Haley
My grandma is snatched.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
I love it. That's the one you always compare me to, right?
Haley
Yes.
Mimi
I text her, I say, why does Braden and your grandma look like the same person? They have the same haircut. She goes, I thought it was my grandma getting out of the car at church. Her name was Braden. Can we put grandma's picture?
Bunny
Braden's never gonna get any ever. Braden is never gonna get laid because of us.
Haley
No.
Mimi
Poor Braden. Oh, no.
Haley
Brain's a little celebrity at work because of the video.
Bunny
Oh, really?
Haley
People come.
Bunny
Did we post it? We should post it on Tick Tock.
Mimi
We should make a clip out of it.
Bunny
Make a clip of it, Brayden.
Haley
Oh, yeah. He was like, haley, I feel like I need security now.
Bunny
The fireplace thing was hilarious. I lost it. Why didn't you post that on Tick Tock?
Haley
I will.
Bunny
The crackling fireplace. Like, when did that become a thing?
Haley
It's funny because he just said that. Oh, loud. I said, wait, say that again.
Mimi
That's so him.
Haley
That is so my brother.
Mimi
Remember?
Haley
That's hilarious.
Bunny
So anyways, back to you getting dicked down in Dallas. Railed out in Raleigh. Tag team was in Dallas, Tennessee.
Haley
It was in the back of a. A rental truck.
Bunny
What is say railroad? Boston butt in Boston.
Mimi
Okay, wait, who rented the truck? Was this truck rented for.
Bunny
He did. Okay. So the funny part is, is I was like, why didn't you guys just at his house? She's like, we were both there to see our parents.
Haley
Yeah. I was at my mom's. He was at his mom's. So drunk. It is.
Bunny
Or listen, car sex is the best sex.
Haley
It actually was.
Mimi
Okay.
Haley
I felt like I was back in high school.
Bunny
I love that.
Haley
And I warned him beforehand. I said, I'm not flexible at all.
Bunny
So that's all right.
Mimi
Bed of a truck. A U Haul.
Bunny
Are you in the back?
Haley
Big like GMC truck.
Bunny
Oh, yeah. I've been pounded all through one of those.
Haley
Plenty of room. It was like a few times size bed back there.
Bunny
Yeah, no, you got room. Trust me.
Haley
Yeah, no, it's good. It was good. That's what I need to end the year on.
Bunny
It's about and go out with a bang, baby.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
Literally.
Bunny
We're proud of you. We're proud of you for taking dick and not just sucking it. It. Yeah, we've been trying to teach you that.
Haley
We got it in return, too. The last time I had it was two years ago, New Year's Eve.
Bunny
So it's kind of like a tradition. I mean, we can't break tradition.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
I'll hire you a hooker before I'll let you break that tradition.
Mimi
So.
Bunny
Yeah. Haley got laid. Mimi, you had a good holiday with your kids? I got laid.
Mimi
Did you get laid in the shower?
Bunny
Yeah. You guys are always doing it in the shower.
Mimi
It's the only time my kids know not to come in.
Bunny
God.
Mimi
You know my kids. My kids come into my bed at the middle of the night. My kids literally are always with us.
Bunny
So tell them to have some couth.
Haley
They lock the door.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
My kid knows how to pick a lock. Which one do you think can pick a lock?
Bunny
Cash?
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah, for sure. Not live.
Mimi
He goes, I've got the key. He goes. He gets like a little thing and he'll like pick the lock and open it and be like, what are you guys doing?
Haley
That's me. That's me. When you guys lock the Door, no.
Bunny
Boundaries, zero. God. So you guys are just quarantined to the bathroom?
Mimi
Yeah, pretty much.
Bunny
They can't hear the skin slapping in there.
Mimi
Little quiet.
Haley
Air quiet.
Bunny
You guys need to go and have a wild night and just get tossed up. You need to go bring.
Haley
I watch that kids.
Mimi
That we do those staycations. It's like our things. Like, we'll go rent an Airbnb. My kids would be watching you, Haley.
Bunny
Oh, oh, okay, wait. We have two different conversations.
Mimi
She goes, I'll watch the kids. And I was like, I didn't hear that.
Bunny
I just heard her talking about banging. And then she says, my kids. I was like, oh, what is happening?
Haley
Yeah, they don't want to watch that.
Bunny
You guys, I learned a new hack, and I swear by it, and I'm going to teach you guys at home how to do this. I learned how to make myself the biggest logs I've ever.
Mimi
I thought we weren't talking about buttholes.
Bunny
Yeah, we're not talking with.
Haley
Not talking about buttholes or.
Bunny
Listen, this is stupid. Self. I tried to. I'm. I'm giving that rule to the girls that they're not allowed to talk about too much. More like, you could bring it up every now and then.
Haley
Butthole. But.
Bunny
But this is self help. This is under self help because you.
Mimi
Guys know I have yourself.
Bunny
I'm talking, like, logs that I wanted to take pictures of and send to you guys.
Mimi
Don't do that.
Bunny
I will next time. Listen, I saw the hack. It was on Instagram. It was on an Instagram reel. And I was like, there's no way that this can work. But it was like Chinese medicine. Yeah, there. It's like Chinese medicine. And in your hand, there's acupressure. And don't look at my nails, okay? My nail girl's sick. Gina, hurry up, all right? Please get over it. So I need to get over your surgery. I need to get my nails done. But anyways, there's accu. Pressure points. Say that 5.
Haley
Acupuncture, and I'm good.
Bunny
Yeah, well, acupressure, acupuncture, same thing. Points in your hand. So when you're laying in bed before you go to sleep, just take your two fingers like this and go like this.
Haley
Overjack your fingers.
Bunny
Just. Just be really. So Like, I have a ring on. So just be really relaxed and go like this. And I do it 20 times to each finger. You just keep going. But you want to be relaxed, you know, because I'm having to sit up to show you guys. But Just be relaxed.
Haley
I'm tired after the first finger.
Bunny
Do it 20 times. You'll wake up. And a Marmaduke.
Mimi
I don't want to poop on the way home, so I'm not gonna do it anymore. Stop.
Bunny
Oh, it's so good.
Mimi
I don't have.
Haley
I don't have problems with that, though.
Bunny
Yeah, you don't. I do, though.
Haley
I'm lactose, so.
Bunny
For all my constipated milk. Yeah. For all my constipated girlies. If you want to. The biggest log you've ever. I'm telling you, do that little trick and boy.
Mimi
Okay, so you do it 20 times per finger. On both hands or just.
Bunny
No, on just one hand.
Mimi
Does it matter which hand?
Bunny
Your left hand. They said to do it on the left hand.
Mimi
Taking your right hand and doing it.
Bunny
Yes.
Mimi
Okay.
Bunny
Taking your left hand. Doing it to your right hand. I'm sure you could probably do it to each hand if you wanted to, but they just said that this is where that connects to here. Could be wrong. It was on an Instagram reel, but it's worked for me.
Haley
How many times have you done this?
Bunny
I do it every night, and I've had probably. I just got off my period, so whenever I take a leave, it throws my whole shitting system off. But I should be back on track this week. Probably about four times. And I'm talking, like, I could feel the logs moving through, like, pinching, trying to come out. It was crazy. It was crazy. Fascinating. I got down to my lowest weight, 156, because I was dumping logs that big, pooping normally. What do you.
Haley
How do you think it does that?
Bunny
Well, because you have, like, pressure points in the bottom of your feet, and you also have pressure points in your hand. Everything in your body is connected.
Haley
We should all go get acupuncture.
Mimi
Haven't you ever, like, I've touched it, like, doing your makeup. Have you ever had, like, a reaction somewhere else? Oh, man. When I, like, used to beat my face with, like, a sponge, it would, like, cause, like, twitches on the other side. So it's like everything's connected.
Bunny
Everything in your body. Like, your whole lymphatic system. Everything is connected. The body is so fascinating. Like, it really is. If you get in there and, like, really learn about the human body, it is the most intriguing thing. I love learning stuff like that.
Mimi
I believe in acupuncturist because, like, I also believe in. I don't know what it's called, but when they put the. It's not acupuncture. But like, they literally go into your muscles with a needle.
Bunny
That is acupuncture. Is it?
Mimi
She used a different kind of name, but, like, I had it done on my knee one time and it felt like someone. She's like, it's going to feel like someone hooked a cold hose up to your leg. And I was like, okay, she did it. It literally felt like someone was running cold water through my leg and my knee was better within days.
Bunny
But yeah, acupuncture. I've. I've had it done before. I don't want to get it done again because it is. So it works. And sometimes it can trigger, like, depression or anxiety and stuff like that. So I'm so even keel right now. I'm good. I don't want it. But if you guys want to go, I have a great lady out here who can do it for you.
Haley
I would love to.
Bunny
Yeah, I got you.
Mimi
You should try it at least once.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, I got you. It really works.
Haley
What does it do?
Bunny
My dad was a marble red cigarette smoker and would smoke packs of cigarettes a day. He went and got acupuncture and they put a little needle right here and as a coil inside his ear on that little pressure point. And anytime he would get a craving, he would just go like this. My dad never smoked again.
Mimi
I should do that for my dad.
Bunny
My dad never smoked again.
Haley
Crazy.
Bunny
Of course it takes willpower too, but at the same. But you know, that like, took away the cravings and helped him get through.
Mimi
That's crazy. Well, so you. You. It's not. Acupuncture isn't like what it does. It's what you need it for. So it's like if you struggle with addiction or pain, you know, there, there. And there's like c. Acupuncture for addiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do it. Like, if you have a pain somewhere, you could get it for that. Or like, if you have problems going to the bathroom, all that kind of. Some people get it for pcos. I've never done it, but yeah, some people do that.
Haley
Yeah, girl up.
Bunny
I gotcha. I gotcha. Speaking of TikTok, though, what about. What do you guys think about this TikTok ban supposedly coming around the corner?
Mimi
Okay, so I have to admit, I didn't understand it. I thought, like, it was just going to shut down to the point, like, we couldn't use it any longer. That's not what's happening. It's just und. Downloadable in that flappy word. Yeah. So it's as long as it's still on your phone. You can use it and you just can't update it.
Bunny
No. So what's going to happen?
Haley
It eventually won't be able to work.
Bunny
It will move so slow and get so full of bugs that to use it, can't update. I don't think it's going to get that far. You're talking about millionaires. You're talking about billionaires here, okay? Billionaires that are not going to let something that makes them money the way that TikTok does, just go. I think it's a battle. It's like a battle of wills right now, and somebody, at the last minute, Elon Musk could come in and buy it if he really wanted to.
Mimi
Well, that's what I'm questioning about. Why? Why won't they sell?
Bunny
Because of the algorithm. So they won't sell the algorithm. Which. It's kind of like, say, you and I. It's kind of like if we sold Dumb Blonde.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
And they would be like, okay, well, we want all of your past guests and, you know, your connections and. No, go get your own. You know?
Mimi
Yeah. Like, you can have the platform, you can't have our sauce.
Bunny
Exactly.
Mimi
Understandable. You know, but, like, is there not someone who wants to buy it without the algorithm?
Bunny
Yeah, but that. The problem is, is how do you emulate something so perfect? You know, it just won't be the same. It's. Anytime there's a knockoff, it's never the same.
Mimi
It's.
Bunny
That's how MySpace went down. That's how Facebook went down. Which, by the way, guys, if TikTok does happen to go down, go follow my Facebook. I have two of them. One's at 3.4 million, the other one's at 2.2 million. I believe bunny. Xo. Type it in. And then the other one is like, just Bunny. I think you can follow those pages. My Instagram is the one with the blue check at 1.7 mil. And that's X. OMG, it's Bunny. And then what else? Snapchat. Oh, hey, it's funny. You guys really got to go over to Snapchat.
Mimi
Snapchat is so great. So unhinged. Like you think you're unhinged on your backup. Tick tock. Yeah, go to your Snapchat filters. The filters make it so much better.
Bunny
I haven't had a filter. A filter Fish time lately. I need to get back on there.
Mimi
Those are good. Those are good.
Bunny
Busy. I've been really.
Mimi
Because it's like voice changing, too.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Which is snakes.
Haley
But you'll be, like, going off on someone and you're a fucking Dorito.
Bunny
Yeah. I love it.
Haley
Favorite shit.
Bunny
I love it.
Mimi
It's so funny, bro.
Bunny
You know why I do that, though, too, is so the news can't get a hold of it.
Mimi
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
Because if I do it on my regular pace and they're like, bunny Xo sounds off on a troll or sounds off. And I don't want that in the news because it's like, I don't. I rarely do it anymore, but when I do. When you bet I'm going to have a fucking filter on. Go filter, fish. Actually, I went. I went on Facebook yesterday and read some comments. Good.
Mimi
We both. Oh, I don't know what Facebook comments are.
Bunny
The. I never read them anymore.
Mimi
I never read them. And I. I'm reading them and screenshotting him to Jason. And then I read her status yesterday on Facebook and it was like, oh, I was in the comments. I was like, you, too, dude.
Bunny
And I called some lady Rumpelstiltskin. And then somebody got mad. They were like, bunny's on here bragging that she's calling somebody names. I called her Rumpelstiltskin. Yeah. Like, it's not like I called her, like, a bad word. I just called her. I don't even know what the lady look hike.
Mimi
You know, mine was. I. Someone commented hateful stuff on Bunny's.
Bunny
Yeah, she said, I. I can't get enough guests. And I'm always using you to come on the podcast.
Mimi
Redhead, right? So I went into her profile and I just screenshot it. Yeah, I screenshotted her profile picture and commented it back, not realizing normally what I do.
Bunny
Not realizing that Mimi is, like, my buddy and co host. You've been doing this since fucking. Since I made you do propaganda with me?
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
She wouldn't even go on camera. Go, go watch the earlier videos of.
Mimi
Me just Bunny sitting there by herself and me and a microphone behind the camera.
Bunny
Yeah, she would not get on camera.
Mimi
When we first met. She would only do Now I'm on here.
Haley
No makeup.
Bunny
Oh, bro. I brought you guys out of your shells.
Mimi
Yeah. No, really?
Bunny
You guys did it yourself. But it was definitely.
Mimi
I always hid behind, like, filters and stuff. So to be unfiltered is something I couldn't come to terms with.
Bunny
Oh, yeah.
Mimi
It was like, if you go back, because, like, I was on TikTok when it was musically and those kind of, like, platforms, but it was because I was able to filter myself or Instagram filters or whatever. It Took me years to learn how to love myself without a filter. It was like, what is that? Like, you. Dysmorphia.
Bunny
Dysmorphia. Yeah. Yeah.
Mimi
It was really hard.
Bunny
Back on, like, rants I went on that got, like, millions of views, and I have, like, filters on, and my cheeks are, like, sharp and, like, lips twitching. I don't even look like myself. I'm like, how did I think that this was okay?
Mimi
Like, you convinced yourself, like, it's so sickening. The best thing they could have ever done is, like, for.
Bunny
And I. I go on there with no makeup on now. I don't even care.
Mimi
I was upset when they started telling people that you had a filter on.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
How dare they tell everyone I'm ugly.
Bunny
But it actually. You're not ugly, though. But it actually forced us to level up.
Mimi
Exactly.
Bunny
They did a favor.
Mimi
Appreciate it now.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mimi
I appreciate it so much.
Bunny
Yeah. What do you guys think about these drones that are everywhere?
Haley
I don't even know what that is.
Bunny
You haven't seen them?
Haley
No.
Mimi
You're telling me you don't know about the drones?
Bunny
Show. Show her on your phone anyways. Yeah, so show her. These drones that you have, they're showing up in, like, different cities and, like, it's getting weird out here. It's getting really strange. It's getting concerning because even then, people are catching aliens. Like UFOs on their doors, their Ring cameras.
Mimi
Rashawn McIntosh shared these drone videos taken just after midnight Thursday in St. Albans, Queens. CBS News confirmed team verified the authenticity. That had a lot of blinking lights. Isn't that crazy? Or have you seen the one where it, like, goes after it and it shoots it down and then it falls? So, like, one of them fell and they, like, they, like the is the word. I'm trying to think about if it's some kid, just. No, there's like, hundreds.
Haley
What if it's people playing pranks? I don't know.
Mimi
I don't know. Something.
Bunny
Every different state. Like, there's. It's happening in different states. States, too. I don't think so.
Haley
There's a Facebook group.
Bunny
Yeah, there's probably a Facebook group for it. That's the answer. Probably.
Mimi
Facebook group.
Bunny
That's the answer.
Mimi
But the fact that the government's not giving the answers.
Bunny
The government never gives us answers.
Mimi
No. They don't care about us. Awful.
Haley
I just want to know what's in Area 51.
Mimi
I don't think there's anything anymore. I think they've moved it. I don't.
Bunny
There Is an area I lived by, Area 51.
Haley
I think it's underground.
Bunny
I didn't live by it, but I lived in Vegas, which is literally right by it.
Haley
So let's not get started on conspiracies.
Bunny
Oh, and listen, I told you guys, the first UFOs I ever saw was in Vegas when I was a kid.
Haley
I saw one in Hendersonville Green.
Bunny
My. The ones I saw were black.
Haley
This is at night time. I was on the phone with my dad. He remembers it too. I was literally on the phone. I was driving. I remember exactly where I was and I saw like a green flash and then it like went like that and then just disappeared.
Bunny
That's kind of how it happened with me, except I was in the backseat of my parents car. I was looking up in the sky. It was daytime. It looked like a like fighter jet. It was, but it wasn't. It was black. And then it had four little ones behind it and it literally like hovered like this and then just took off. I mean, I'm talking like disappeared in thin air.
Mimi
That's crazy. I have a conspiracy theory. I think shooting stars are people time traveling. Like, you know, you have to like time and space kind of thing.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
And like the fact that we only see them for a glimpse, I feel like it's like people traveling through time and space and they're just coming in for a second into our timeline maybe.
Haley
I think. Did you know the conspiracy about how that's how they catch time travelers is with the lottery.
Mimi
What? I'm playing the lottery tonight, guys. I have five tickets.
Bunny
I've never heard of that.
Haley
What is it like that's how they catch time travelers.
Mimi
Like knowing numbers.
Haley
Cuz like you know the numbers.
Bunny
Oh, gotcha. But how would they win? Because you have to buy the numbers, right?
Mimi
Yeah. I mean, yeah, but like if you're from the future, you would know that you already know the numbers that won that specific one and you travel back and you win it.
Haley
Wouldn't know where it is or I don't know.
Bunny
I'm so lost.
Mimi
The mega million is up to 1 billion tonight.
Bunny
Did you really get lottery tickets?
Mimi
I had my kids choose the numbers.
Haley
Wait, should we, should we go buy lottery tickets?
Mimi
We all should. Yeah. They're $2.
Haley
I've never bought an actual like lottery ticket.
Mimi
You can do either random numbers or choose your number. So I chose one of the tickets is all of us. So it's like the year we all met, the year the podcast started. 22.
Haley
Oh. You choose your numbers.
Mimi
You can. Or it's a random. So I went to one store and, like, they didn't have any of the ones. Choose your own.
Bunny
Yeah, I think I would rather do random. Wouldn't your luck be.
Mimi
I did both.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mimi
I did a random sheet. Better with random.
Haley
Should we go after this?
Bunny
I want a hundred. Want 100. Lottery nut.
Haley
Let's go.
Bunny
Where do we get them?
Haley
Gas station.
Mimi
Yeah, I bet you that one that we got kicked out of up the road.
Bunny
I'm not buying from them.
Haley
Them, them or that side.
Bunny
Yeah, I will never support that gas station. Have you?
Mimi
I've never been back in either.
Bunny
I will never go. What's the point? Yeah, like, you guys don't love us.
Haley
I don't want your gas.
Mimi
Speaking of drama, and why is I want to talk about debris the brain.
Bunny
Grace. Drama.
Mimi
Drama that's, like, all over my for you page right now. I never get that side of Tick tock. And this is, like, the only thing on my page right now.
Bunny
Well, I'm gonna speak on it. I'll send Grace the clip, and if she approves it, then we'll post it. But before all that hit the fan and before Bri decided to do her tell all, which I thought was really just like, Bri, here's my thing. You already know the Internet is looking for a reason to just on you.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Like, you just have that personality where people just hate. Love to hate you. You go and turn that entire situation around and get people back on your side. You know, with the Zach Brian stuff. And, like, because I was rooting for. With the Zach Brian stuff, because I came.
Mimi
I think everyone was.
Bunny
Yeah. I came from a relationship like that. I get it. I understand it. And I very loudly took her side in that, you know, and then you go and you fucking beef with your best friend and let Dave Portnoy convince you to fucking do a podcast. Like, not everything is meant for views.
Mimi
No.
Bunny
At all. And this is where my respect for Grace comes in. Because Grace was scheduled to come on the podcast. She was actually supposed to be here tomorrow.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
And in lieu of everything that's happening, Grace hit me and was like, listen, I can't do this podcast because I could never just go and one, she wasn't coming on here to show on Brie at all.
Mimi
No.
Bunny
But she's just like, I can't do that to her. Like, I would never do that to her. And that really, like, made me respect her so much.
Mimi
Volumes.
Bunny
But a couple weeks before that, we saw her at Jay's birthday party, and when I saw her at Jay's birthday party. There was a moment after the show was over, and I was just kind of hanging out with her, talking to her, and Grace just looked over at me, and she just had these big old tears in her eyes. Dude, her little, you know, a little face just. It broke my heart because I was standing there with Tasha, and I was like, this is my best friend of 30 years. And, like, you could see it just hurt her so bad to hear that. And she was like, have you guys ever been in a fight? And, like, she's just got tears welling up in her eyes. And I was like, actually, yeah, we have. And, like, I told her, like, all, you know, all the that's happened with Tasha and I, and, like, how we've, you know, haven't. There's been years that have gone by that we haven't talked and we've had to grow and stuff like that. And she's just bawling. I mean, just tears running down her face, and she's just like, I just don't know what to do. I just love Bree so much, you know, And I'm not gonna say what else she said about other people, but. And the reason why they aren't talking and stuff like that, because that's her place to tell. But you could tell that this. This situation between them is tearing Grace apart, you know, and she was just like, you guys give me hope. Thank you. You know, that we're gonna find each other again. And I was like, girl, if anybody understands going through. You guys have seen me publicly argue with Monica, and that was on a very small scale, you know, and to this day, I'm not gonna lie, me and Monica's relationship has been affected by that because of how she acted after. And I don't think Monica and I will ever be as close as we were, but she's still one of my best friends, and I love her to death. You know, Tasha and I have been friends for 30 years. We've had numerous fights. Men, plenty of dudes on her side have came in between our relationships, and our. Plenty of dudes on her side have came in between our relationship as friends. And, you know, she knows now, and she'll tell you, like, she feels so bad for it and like, she wishes that she could change it, but that's part of. I hate to say it, but having really long term best friends, especially since childhood and at the age they're at right now, you know, like, they don't appreciate that Grace does. I don't Think Bri appreciates it right now because, you know, she's getting a lot of attention and it's easy to forget about somebody that's been there for you for so long. You don't. You hurt the ones you love the most, which is sad to say, but I think they're gonna fucking come out of this and I think they're gonna come out strong and be even better friends. Granted, it could be years down the road, but I mean, all girlfriends fight. Was Bri wrong for doing the podcast with Dave? Absolutely. Dave was wrong for even thinking situation was like, really.
Mimi
I mean, it doesn't surprise. That's kind of his shtick, you know, so it wasn't surprising that that situation happened. But it's really sad to see that emotional side of both because Grace is very open about her emotions.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
And Bri is showing a whole different side of that.
Bunny
Yeah. And I just feel like, you know, of course. And we're not talking about Dave, it's just his personality and he's got a business to run.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
You know, Brie is his cash cow right now, so. And I feel in that situation, she might have been used a little bit and didn't realize it, or maybe she was just so mad that that's what she wanted to do. But our girl just signed with Alex Cooper and the Unwell Network. So I hope that. Yeah, I hope that works out for Grace and, you know, it's gonna. Time will. Will heal all wounds and, you know, they're gonna either figure it out or they won't. And if they don't, then there's maybe their time on this earth together was just when they were kids and to be able to have that bond, you know, but you don't have a bond like that with somebody and then not be able to get over it and speak about it.
Mimi
Absolutely.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
I feel like a lot of close friends end up going through it and it's so unpredictable what the other side looks like of that friendship because I had a long term friendship that I lost and you just never know how that other side's going to come out.
Bunny
Yeah, absolutely. Sometimes people want to work it out and sometimes people aren't healed enough to be able to put their own egos aside and figure it out.
Mimi
You also never want to force that person to work it out with you because you need it to work out because that's only in the end going to be a disaster.
Bunny
Yeah. So that's just how I feel about it. And I just know that Grace is really hurt And I just respect the fact that she was like, hey, man, with all this shit going on right now. And, you know, I'm sure it's a ploy too, because her first episode with the Unwell Network is going to be her talking about it. Of course, that's a business move, which is great for her to respect on. On all levels for Grace, though, because I just. I saw how bad it hurt her and you know, you don't fake shit like that. There was no cameras around. There was no microphone in her face. She literally was genuinely having a moment. Which is why I will ask for permission before I post this clip, of course. Yeah, for sure.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Well, last but not least, I learned what a tongue tie was on Tick Tock last night. And I think I have it.
Haley
What?
Mimi
What the.
Bunny
Lift your tongue up. You have a tie. Look at her tongue under her tongue. Does she have a tie?
Mimi
No.
Bunny
What about Haley's tongue? Lift yours up. It hurts.
Haley
Yeah, the line in the middle of your tongue.
Bunny
Yeah, but can you pull your tongue all the way up?
Mimi
Yeah.
Haley
Huh?
Bunny
I can't.
Mimi
Yours can't rest on. You can't rest yours on the top of your mouth and open up?
Bunny
Barely. No, I. My. The tip of my tongue. Can.
Haley
You put your tongue down your throat?
Bunny
I learned that it's a sign of autism. A tongue tie too? Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
Haley
I already knew that.
Mimi
I don't understand what the tie is. Is it like it's line.
Bunny
Come here, come look at mine. Some people have them really close to their tongue and they have to get it lasered. Ah, yeah.
Haley
That's why they have speech impediment.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Is it like mine?
Bunny
Oh, yeah. It's a lift almost to the tip to lift my tongue up. Hurt so bad. So now I'm pissed off at my parents because I'm like, why the didn't they get that fixed when I was a kid?
Mimi
Yeah, well, I mean, like, maybe they didn't know what that was at that time. Like, you know, because I feel like later on in life, like, I've only heard of. I've heard of tongue ties. I don't know what the it is, but like, I've only heard of that recently. I never heard about that when I was a kid.
Bunny
Well, I've got one.
Mimi
I do know someone here in Tennessee nicked the wrong kid and there's like a huge lawsuit for it.
Bunny
Damn.
Mimi
We took one of the wrong children in and cut their tongue tie. Yeah. And then afterwards was like, this is the wrong baby.
Bunny
Oh, no.
Haley
Did you ever have speech problems when you were younger?
Bunny
No. Well, I couldn't pronounce my R's and my L's, and I still have a hard time with ours and my Ls.
Mimi
Yeah. Oh, that makes sense.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Wow. I'm going home and check my kids. Open your mouth.
Bunny
Yeah, Jason, too. Like, I can't put my tongue out far either. It hurts.
Haley
You touch your nose?
Bunny
No. Oh, I could never.
Mimi
She could barely get to her top lip. Almost touches.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Holy.
Bunny
Yeah. That's crazy.
Haley
Not even close.
Mimi
Not even close.
Bunny
All right, we love you guys. See you next week.
Dumb Blonde Podcast Summary: "Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee's X-Mas Plowing"
Release Date: January 3, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO (Bunny)
Guests: Haley and Mimi
The episode kicks off with Bunnie passionately encouraging listeners to support the podcast via Patreon. Highlighting the extensive content available, Bunnie emphasizes the variety of shows hosted on the platform.
Bunny [00:00]: “Why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon.”
She details the different shows such as Bunny XO Show, Meet the D forts, and Propaganda, urging fans to join and support the community.
The trio discusses the "Ask, Tell, Confess" format, acknowledging that audience sentiments towards the segment have shifted from positive to frustrated.
Mimi [01:21]: “I feel like it's a 50. 50 people make you do that in public because they love it so much. And then other people were like, I literally have to skip over the beginning.”
Bunny agrees with Mimi's critique about background elements like whistling being a pet peeve.
Bunny [01:34]: “I do hate whistling. So I completely 100 agree with you guys.”
Haley opens up about her unique Christmas experience, humorously referred to as "X-Mas Plowing," which revolves around intimate moments during the holiday season.
Bunny [02:02]: “Speaking of, Haley has a great confession. She got plowed for Christmas.”
The conversation delves into anecdotes about Haley's grandma and her friend Braden, blending humor with personal storytelling.
Bunny introduces a self-help hack involving acupressure to aid bowel movements, sparking a lively discussion about alternative health practices.
Bunny [05:58]: “For all my constipated milk. Yeah. For all my constipated girlies. If you want to. The biggest log you've ever. I'm telling you, do that little trick and boy.”
Haley and Mimi share their thoughts on acupuncture and acupressure, relating personal experiences and advocating for its benefits.
Haley [10:14]: “I would love to.”
Mimi [09:39]: “She literally go into your muscles with a needle.”
The hosts explore the potential TikTok ban, discussing its implications and alternative platforms to engage their audience.
Bunny [11:21]: “What do you guys think about this TikTok ban supposedly coming around the corner?”
Mimi clarifies the nature of the ban, explaining that TikTok would still be usable if already downloaded but unable to receive updates.
Mimi [11:28]: “I thought, like, it was just going to shut down to the point, like, we couldn't use it any longer.”
Bunny encourages listeners to follow their various social media channels as backups.
Bunny [12:57]: “If TikTok does happen to go down, go follow my Facebook... And then the other one is like, just Bunny.”
Transitioning to more speculative topics, the hosts discuss the increasing presence of drones and unverified UFO sightings, expressing concerns and curiosity.
Bunny [16:40]: “These drones that you have, they're showing up in, like, different cities and, like, it's getting weird out here.”
They reference specific incidents and media reports, pondering the intentions behind these drone activities.
Mimi [17:37]: “What if it's people playing pranks? I don't know.”
The conversation reflects on governmental transparency regarding these unexplained phenomena.
Bunny [17:53]: “But the fact that the government's not giving the answers.”
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to addressing ongoing drama between Grace and Bri, two individuals connected to the podcast community. Bunny shares a heartfelt account of Grace's emotional turmoil and her respect for Grace's decision to refrain from participating in contentious discussions.
Bunny [21:03]: “Grace was scheduled to come on the podcast... She hit me and was like, listen, I can't do this podcast because I could never just go and...”
Mimi adds her perspective, highlighting the emotional strain and the authenticity of Grace's feelings.
Mimi [25:36]: “...Grace is very open about her emotions.”
Bunny further elaborates on the deep-rooted friendships and the challenges that arise from public disputes and media involvement.
Bunny [25:43]: “...you don't have a bond like that with somebody and then not be able to get over it and speak about it.”
The hosts express hope for reconciliation and acknowledge the complexities of long-term friendships affected by external conflicts.
Concluding the episode, the hosts engage in a lighthearted yet informative discussion about tongue-tie, its implications, and personal experiences related to speech impediments.
Bunny [27:53]: “I learned what a tongue tie was on TikTok... It’s a sign of autism. A tongue tie too? Yeah. Isn't that crazy?”
They explore the impact of tongue-tie on speech and overall well-being, sharing personal frustrations and humorous attempts to demonstrate the condition.
Haley [28:12]: “You put your tongue down your throat? That's why they have speech impediment.”
The segment serves as both an educational moment and a relatable topic for listeners dealing with similar issues.
Bunnie XO wraps up the episode with a blend of humor, heartfelt discussions, and actionable tips, staying true to the podcast's essence of tackling real-life topics with a comedic twist. From intimate holiday confessions to navigating online bans and addressing personal health, this episode offers a comprehensive and engaging listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Bunny [00:00]: “Why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon.”
Mimi [01:21]: “I feel like it's a 50. 50 people make you do that in public because they love it so much."
Bunny [02:02]: “Speaking of, Haley has a great confession. She got plowed for Christmas.”
Bunny [05:58]: “For all my constipated milk. Yeah. For all my constipated girlies."
Haley [10:14]: “I would love to.”
Bunny [11:21]: “What do you guys think about this TikTok ban supposedly coming around the corner?”
Bunny [16:40]: “These drones that you have, they're showing up in, like, different cities and, like, it's getting weird out here.”
Bunny [21:03]: “Grace was scheduled to come on the podcast... She hit me and was like, listen, I can't do this podcast because I could never just go and...”
Bunny [27:53]: “I learned what a tongue tie was on TikTok... It’s a sign of autism. A tongue tie too? Yeah. Isn't that crazy?”
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the "Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee's X-Mas Plowing" episode, ensuring that listeners grasp the depth and breadth of the discussions held, enriched with engaging quotes and structured sections for clarity.