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Haley
Ask, tell, confess. I ask to confess.
Bunny
Hello. Welcome to another azteel conveyor.
Mimi
Just getting weird with it now.
Bunny
Okay, how's everybody doing? Hey, long time no see.
Mimi
I haven't seen you in a minute.
Bunny
I know, guys. All right, well, I'm gonna kick this off. Anybody out up anything they want to talk about beforehand? Nope. We're all talked out. Get it? Got it. Good. All right. Please keep me anonymous. When I was younger, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. So I went and hooked up with an old fling, then went straight to my boyfriend's house and made him eat the cookie. I never said anything to him and broke up with him afterwards.
Haley
Oh.
Bunny
I mean, I've double dipped before.
Haley
I never.
Bunny
I never intentionally, like, wanted to hurt somebody, though. You know, like, that was. I Showered in between.
Haley
She said I double dipped.
Bunny
It was a good day.
Haley
That's great.
Bunny
It was a great day.
Haley
Actually, no, I haven't.
Bunny
Yep, we'll think about it often.
Haley
Oh.
Bunny
Ah. I'm just kidding.
Haley
Totally kidding. That's great.
Bunny
But, yeah, back in my day, I used to have a lot of fun and they weren't clients, so.
Haley
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
If you guys only knew who the two were.
Haley
Voluntary, tell me.
Bunny
Oh, God. We have to leave it out.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Okay. One was. And then the other one was.
Haley
He doesn't know, by the way.
Bunny
Oh, yeah. And then the second one. I know. Hold on.
Mimi
I gotta give him again.
Haley
Polar opposites, bro.
Bunny
All our opposites.
Haley
What the.
Bunny
I had a good time. It was at the Standard in la. And, yeah, I think one of the days I was at Chateau Marmont, I used to live the life.
Haley
What the.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Are you giving him a goo?
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Oh.
Bunny
Ah. You've never seen.
Mimi
New.
Bunny
Oh, God. Watch.
Haley
Not. Okay.
Bunny
Yep. That was my weird double dip.
Mimi
What?
Bunny
A weird double dip. Right?
Haley
That's a weird. I know you courtesy showered between. So that's.
Bunny
I said I did. I did.
Mimi
Nice of you.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Okay, my turn.
Bunny
Go ahead.
Haley
This was referring to an interview that your husband did.
Bunny
Oh, God. I don't speak for that man.
Haley
Is there something you would. Or do you get brand new every time and use it? If so, what is it? What would it be? Example, I. I would love to have a new set of sheets every time I made my bed. Another would be, I like. I like, never wear the same pair of socks. I read somewhere that jelly only does it, but I took it with a grain of salt. Yes, he did admit that in an interview. He doesn't rewear socks.
Bunny
Yeah, no, it's true. But it's not because he's bougie or because he's spoiled. It's because he loses them all the time. He doesn't. My husband has no recollection of where anything is that he takes off or anything.
Haley
Because doesn't he just start, like, stripping down?
Bunny
Literally just leaves the trail to the.
Mimi
Stage or leaving the stage?
Bunny
Yeah, and he has people who are behind him cleaning the shit up and fudgeing. They make sure that it gets where it's supposed to be. Yeah, but no, he's.
Haley
What? Something that you would buy if it was, like, possible word. Using a outfits.
Bunny
I don't wear the same outfit twice.
Mimi
True.
Bunny
Yeah, but I don't buy expensive outfits. Like, my outfits are cheap. Like, I'll wear Fashion Nova. I'll wear Fudgeing Walmart jeans and a wife beater with a pair of heels. Like, I just. You'll never see me in the same outfit twice.
Haley
Then you'll see Tasha Mo in it.
Bunny
Yeah, I literally clean out my closet and give Mo and I literally have. If you walk in my closet right now, it's all brand new tags.
Haley
We've done donations too. Yeah, we did like a big donation one time. You. You were like, I hate my closet. And you just went through like.
Mimi
I remember that.
Haley
I mean, it was like seven bags of clothes and we had. We gave donations and it was so cool. Those girls enjoyed that more than you know. It was awesome. So, so cool.
Bunny
I'll do another one.
Mimi
Luxury. Like, if I could.
Haley
Yeah, yeah. She said she would do new sheets if she ever had, like, that would be her wood.
Mimi
I don't know. Something new every time.
Haley
Yeah, every time.
Bunny
Outfits. You don't wear the same outfit either, do you?
Mimi
I do sometimes. Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah.
Haley
If I had to do something new, like every single time, I would say socks.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Hands down, like, I already buy a ridiculous amount of socks.
Mimi
My little expandex shorts.
Haley
Yeah, yeah, I could do that. I love a fresh pair of shorts. Or even underwear. I would do new underwear every single time.
Bunny
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Bunny
What did you just say ever?
Haley
You're just free balling right now.
Mimi
I wear spandex.
Bunny
Oh I I don't wear a lot of breather. I only wear underwear on my period other than that unless I'm wearing jeans. If I wear jeans then I wear underwear because you cannot be lit in the hoot chafe on some jeans.
Mimi
I always wear shorts under jeans.
Bunny
Yeah but in sweats and stuff I never wear underwear.
Haley
You're free balling right now.
Bunny
No I Haven't. Isn't it my period?
Mimi
I think I like, read something about the type of underwear can change your like. Like it has something to do with your whatever. And then I stopped wearing it and I didn't have problems.
Bunny
Well, when you sleep at night, you're not supposed to sleep in underwear. You're supposed to let your vagina breathe. Because sleeping in underwear literally creates just a bacteria fucking breeding ground. So every night you need to let that little dude axe wound air out.
Haley
I'm obsessed with the Walmart pajamas right now. And it's like, they're loosey goosey. I love them. They're just like, literally sleeping in, like.
Mimi
Clapping a T shirt.
Bunny
I love it.
Haley
What would you buy new, Jaime?
Mo
I would love to have, like this shirt, like a brand new shirt every day. Just a black.
Bunny
My husband does that new shirt every day.
Mimi
I take the ones.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
That he gets rid of and I sleep in him.
Bunny
Mo walked out the other day wearing my husband's shirt. I was like. I don't know if I'm offended by this or happy about it.
Haley
Yeah. Like.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
I love it.
Bunny
Same. Yeah, they're like.
Haley
You know what's really cool? I. Jason had like, the shirt. He's like, I'm not gonna wear that. And it was like a Lucy, like, bigger style tee. I'll give you guys time.
Bunny
Sorry, I just. He's so cute.
Mimi
Like us to leave the room.
Haley
Yeah, you want to look away?
Bunny
He's so cute.
Haley
I used one of the big tees and I cropped it. Have you ever done that, bro?
Mimi
Middle of the shin.
Haley
This was like a 3 or 4. It was like a 4x t shirt. And I made it a crop top. It was the cutest, like, oversized crop because I've seen them on Tick tock. Have you seen those? The girls? It's like oversized crops and it's like they're kind of like hangy. So I tried it. It was the cutest shirt I've ever made.
Mimi
Can't do that with Jay shirts now.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Probably be tight on me now.
Bunny
My husband's shirt will probably be a new.
Haley
His new.
Mimi
Yeah, his new one.
Bunny
I know.
Haley
I like, been looking back at, like, footage and stuff.
Mimi
Crazy.
Bunny
It's. I didn't realize he was as big as he was until now either. Yeah. Like I told him, I said it took me seeing a video of you from last year to now to see the difference. Like, it's crazy.
Haley
Did you like, you guys should do a side by side here. I'm going to make it. Jason Insert. Insert. This here's a picture of you and him outside of Kimmel the first time he ever did it. And he just did a Kimmel takeover the other day, and they posted that picture of him.
Mimi
And I'm like, yeah, he looks crazy.
Bunny
He looks so good. I'm so.
Haley
And he's, like, living his old childhood dream being a wrestler. You guys.
Bunny
I know. Somebody said the other day, they're like, they used to always be together. Now you never see them together. I'm like, do you guys not know? For the past six months, I've been trying to make a baby. Like, my husband has to work to fucking bring home the bacon. I get to work. Luckily, I have the luxury of being able to work at from home, so he doesn't. He has to make appearances. But I literally have been on IVF meds for six months and going through heartbreak and so much. So that's why you haven't seen me. But mom is about to pop out, so I gotta remind them. Okay. Gotta remind them. Might even do a little sexy photo shoot and piss off all the.
Mimi
Should we make a calendar?
Bunny
Huh?
Mimi
Should we make another calendar?
Haley
Do we put out 20, 26 calendar?
Bunny
Just. Just surprise people. Yeah, like, bam.
Mimi
Just.
Bunny
I'm down. We haven't done done one in a while.
Haley
Oh, my gosh. This is a great idea.
Bunny
But I want to be half naked. Yes. Yes. All right, cool.
Mimi
Like, I think every time.
Bunny
Yeah, like, I'm ready. I need to do another photo shoot.
Mimi
Your body looks genuine. Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
So hard on your body.
Bunny
Let's let my new tattoos get done, and then we'll do one. Maybe we can do an out of the country while we're traveling. Oh, that'll give us something to do.
Haley
Done.
Bunny
Yeah, like on one of our off days or something.
Haley
We'll just, like, do it the whole time. Where? Like, we could just. Every time you're, like, kind of getting ready. Let's just do one photo shoot.
Bunny
Okay?
Haley
I'm like, we have to do your makeup and hair for shows.
Mimi
Don't put clothes on yet.
Bunny
Yeah. Love it.
Haley
Oh, perf.
Bunny
Is it my turn? Did I read one? No, wait, you read one or.
Haley
No, I read one.
Bunny
Who's next?
Mimi
You go reading that one.
Haley
Okay.
Mimi
Okay. So I live alone. Quiet apartment. I like things neat. My prized possession is a fancy, smart Roomba that I named Rambo. Anyway, a few weeks ago, things got weird. It started when Rambo began cleaning at night. I never scheduled night runs. I woke up to Rambo doing donuts in the living room. Okay, maybe A glitch. Then one night I hear the Roomba. But it's not in the living room. It's in the bathroom. Now I'm actually scared. I unplug Rambo, shove him in the closet and go to work. I get home and the closet door is open. Rambo's just sitting in the hallway, waiting. At 3am I wake up to a soft thumping. He's crawling across the floor. There are scrape marks like a crime scene. Next morning I come to. Rambo is sitting silently in the corner, battery dead. I swear he smirked. So I do what any rational adult would do and I list him on Facebook. Marketplace Slightly haunted Roomba. Good suction. May or may not try to murder you. I sell it for $40. Weeks go by. No cleaning, no beeping, no night noises. Then yesterday, I get a package on my doorstep. No return address. I open it. It's a Furby. And it blinks.
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Bunny
You'Re a huge inspiration to us all. But who was your muse? My dear old Nat, she would tell me, always remember to be true to.
Mimi
Yourself and to use that fast and friendly claim support on the Geico app. I follow her advice to this day.
Bunny
Get more than just savings. Get more with Geico. That's it. She needs to move, bro. Somebody knows where you live and they're.
Haley
Like someone is messing with you, bro.
Mimi
What if they hacked the room? Bill? Have you seen the like.
Bunny
That's what I'm saying.
Mimi
What is it that's been getting hacked?
Bunny
Cameras? Yeah, that and the parents that have the little things next to the kids.
Mo
Beds, the baby monitors. My sister had a situation like that. She heard a man's voice.
Bunny
Yeah, that is so creepy.
Mo
It was weird. And she said another friend of hers was like pretending to leave the room, close the door and just to look the camera Looked at the camera and all she saw was the red turned on. She didn't turn it on. Her husband didn't turn it on.
Haley
I chilled someone. Reminds me.
Mo
Accessed her baby's monitor.
Bunny
That is so disgusting. Yeah, like, why would you want to. That's just weird, guys.
Haley
That gives me literally full body chills right now.
Bunny
Yeah, definitely. Somebody knows where this lady lives. And return to sender.
Haley
Return to sender. Like, get some Palo Santo. Like, go through the house. I just recently had to do that. We've had some incidents in our house. It'll be dead of night, and the fire alarm will say, okay, I know what this one.
Bunny
Let me hear what's happening. I'm not gonna say it, but.
Haley
Burning through me. Yeah. Our fire alarm keeps telling us there's a fire in the house and there's not.
Bunny
It could be warning you because something's coming.
Haley
I know. So we're gonna have. We're.
Bunny
Stop.
Mimi
That just gave me chills.
Mo
Wait, is that a thing that. That's been happening?
Bunny
She wants to bring all.
Haley
Wait, that's been happening to you?
Mo
Like, before Brooke left home this past time, we were sleeping, and then like middle, like three at night, it just started going. We're like, what the. And I thought there was a fire. I get up, I'm like, where are my cats? Like, I'm.
Bunny
Fuck Brooke. Where's the cats?
Mo
I knew she was good. She was next to me, but damn, I was like, what the hell? And he did it like three more times after that.
Bunny
And we're like.
Mo
And then it stopped. No, nothing.
Haley
It just stops out of nowhere.
Mo
Yeah.
Haley
Are you kidding me? That literally has happened to us twice now. And it like, ours has like, a voice activated thing, so a woman's voice comes over it and it says, fire, fire. And it goes like three times, stops.
Mimi
Can they hack fire alarms now?
Haley
I mean, I'm not sure, because it's like. It's a wired system through the house. So, like, if one goes off, they all go off. And then they, like, blink red. So, like, I, you know, I go running because I'm like, what the.
Mimi
You know, they say the smell of smoke is like.
Haley
I know. I did light Palo Santo immediately open some windows and shook off whatever bad vibes there was.
Bunny
But you want to keep bringing weird into your house from places, you're gonna bring in that energy. It's the chest. I'm telling you. She's freaks me out that she brings in her house.
Mimi
I don't.
Haley
What chest?
Mimi
You're the one that has the, like, Magician inside or the.
Haley
Oh, okay. Yeah, we're actually thinking about getting rid of that. So I might be careful because it.
Bunny
Can latch onto your children, too.
Haley
I have an arm wall.
Bunny
Spirits can will latch onto children before they'll latch onto adults because kids are more susceptible to.
Haley
Yeah. Cash likes to grab the palo santo, do little shakes, walk outside and shake them off. That's his ritual. Oh, he'll tell you. He'll be like. He'll tell you. You guys, guys, it's time to shake off the bad vibes. It's the cutest thing ever. He goes on the back porch and he just shakes them off. And he'll like. He'll literally do all of the stuff and get rid of it.
Bunny
Yeah, you got to be really careful, man, bringing that in your house.
Mimi
Yeah. Especially I don't like antique mirrors. I literally got one from my grandparents. Like, that wasn't. I would. I wouldn't consider that nt. I don't know. But they've had it for a while. Yeah, I brought it home. I came home one day, and it's face down on my floor.
Haley
Shattered.
Mimi
Shattered.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Crazy.
Bunny
Yeah. Now all stuff holds energy, so you just have to be careful. That's why when people come in here, they're like. They get spooked because of some of the stuff that we have in here. Scott hates coming in here. He's like, it is so spooky in there. I'm like, it's not even that scary, dude.
Mimi
No, this is, like, from at home.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
No, but we have other stuff.
Haley
The TV behind her is vintage. The Las Vegas behind her.
Bunny
But downstairs in the beauty a lot.
Mimi
Speaking of tv, so last night I was at the movies, and it felt very. I forgot my phone in the seat next to me, so I had to go back in that. It's like almost one in the morning and no one is in there. It felt so dystopian and weird and almost like another, like, felt like we were in another, like, back rooms dimension. I'm not even joking. I started feeling weird, and my friend was like, you know, everyone says, like, cemeteries are the most haunted, but it's actually theaters because, like, something about, like, the energy that movies, like, take. Like, almost like movies are like a vortex, like, portal. Like, people get so emotionally into movies and stuff that theaters are the most, like, haunted places.
Haley
I would believe it. I would believe it. You feel all kinds of emotions. Like, it's very opening when you go to a movie.
Bunny
How about the dude that just died on the Annabelle tour? We talked about that.
Haley
Remember, Literally talked about it.
Mimi
That was one of my. That was one of the opening trailers too. Was the new Conjuring. And when I tell you I got the worst vibes from it and I.
Bunny
Was conjuring, I can't watch it.
Mimi
Probably the worst. That's probably the scariest movie I've ever seen.
Bunny
I don't like it. We. Monica, we were having a movie day the other day, and she puts on that movie Heart Eyes. I've turned it off within the first 15 minutes. I was like, this is disgusting. I don't want to watch this.
Haley
I can't. When I was a kid, I really enjoyed scary, like, demented type stuff. And as I got older, I'm like, I feel like it's real. It creates too much, like, the fear in my heart that, like, I don't okay myself to that.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
I don't like any of the. Even with the clip you sent me yesterday, I was like, I don't like this. Like, the whole time I watched, I was like.
Mimi
I just. It was.
Haley
Don't like to feel that way.
Mimi
It's the music. It's something that has to do with, like, music.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Well, Lucifer was the angel of music, Satan. So it's. Yeah, yeah.
Haley
Didn't know that.
Mimi
That's crazy. Yeah.
Bunny
That's how he get. That's how he reaches people, is through music. No way.
Mimi
That's why a lot of music is very like, oh, there's.
Bunny
There's energy in music and there.
Haley
I do believe in music. Yeah, absolutely. But I never had thought about in, like, an evil way.
Bunny
Yeah. Lucifer was the angel of music.
Haley
Never knew.
Bunny
That's why he controls it.
Mimi
My mirror fell right after watching the movie Smile 2, which was about, like, a demon. And that movie literally, like, messed with me for a little bit. I was like, this is why I don't watch scary movies.
Bunny
No, I can't. I'll think, oh, then she got a.
Haley
Bloody egg for me. Remember that?
Mimi
It was the same, like, day the same. No, within the same week. I opened an egg from her bloody.
Bunny
Yeah, I've told you guys about that. That's why I will not have chickens. I can't wait till you see the eyeballs in there. Oh, it's worse. You break it open and there's like, little eyeballs and membranes. It's sick, dude. Sick. We'll get off the subject of bloody eggs because bloody eggs gross me out and I won't eat them. If I think about them right now I'm having a problem with beef because it crunches balls. So I get really disgusted very easily.
Haley
I've been on a steak kick lately.
Bunny
This is a confess from Megan. Confession. Last night I was awake and needed to hit my inhaler. I have severe asthma while doing so. I have my windows open because it's nice at night and fresh air helps with sleep. My neighbor's window in the bathroom is wide open. Lights on, both naked. And they were having sex. Sex on the toilet. I saw everything. Pancake ass and micro penis. I would kind of hit in the dark. Because sex on the toilet while someone is using it was just too weird and absolutely disturbing. I could not stop watching and it's going to haunt me for a while.
Haley
Excuse me.
Bunny
I don't think they were using it. I think they were.
Haley
I think they were just sitting.
Bunny
Yeah, I think they were just caught up in the heat of the moment and you know, sleeping on the toilet having sex. Yeah. I hope they probably just left the.
Mimi
Toilet open these days.
Haley
Cuz I mean if you sit on a toilet when it's closed, it like. Like kind of slide. So he probably was like, no, I'm gonna get more anchorage.
Bunny
Yeah. With.
Mimi
It could have been. Yeah, they could have had a thing.
Bunny
God. Pancake ass and micro penis. What, the vision?
Mimi
No.
Bunny
Why can't I ever get blessed to have some visual like that?
Haley
She's. She's so creepy. She'd just be like.
Bunny
I feel. I'd be like, whoa. I'd be rooting them on and she'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Reach around the back. Yeah. Reminds me of the time that I was in. In New York. Were you with us when we were in New York and the people were banging next to me in the room next to me? And it was like non stop. I couldn't sleep because they were literally all night long.
Haley
Was that the one where I could see into the people's apartment across from me?
Bunny
No, there was another one. I don't know if you guys were on that run with us, but man, we were in New York doing.
Haley
No, I was.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Oh my gosh. That was. Yes, we were in New York and we were at like the end of a hallway.
Bunny
Yes.
Haley
And those people next to you literally.
Bunny
Banged it out all night. They were on drugs. You could hear them snorting rails. But I couldn't see anything. So it wasn't fun.
Haley
No.
Bunny
I had to just listen to it, you know, like, God, at least leave a door open. At this point I feel like we're friends.
Haley
Yes, I remember that.
Bunny
Yeah. I mean they were. They were on A bender. And they were all. All night. I mean, I literally had to catch it. I held the phone up and recorded it. And she's just getting railed against a wall in a shower on the bed. Like, it was. And I'm talking, like, from like, 10 o' clock at night until 9 o' clock the next morning.
Haley
Yeah. And we don't do early flights. And that happened to be the one we needed an early flight for. And, like, we. I went up to go, like, grab her out of her room, and she was like, son of a bitch.
Bunny
I was so mad. I was like, bro, I am all four people fucking.
Mimi
I would have fucking called the front desk, tell them to shut up.
Bunny
I didn't want to fudgeing a good time, you know? Haley's like, I'll. I'll turn into a Karen.
Mimi
Yeah, I don't mess with my sleep.
Bunny
No, I get it. But it was kind of like a crackhead hotel we were staying in, too, so I didn't want to piss the crackheads off next door because I could.
Mimi
Hear them starting lines in Queens, weren't we?
Bunny
Yeah, we were in, like, part of New York, too.
Haley
One o' clock in the morning. Lariosa was like, you've never been to New York? I'm like, no. He's like, let's go get pizza. And I'm like, I trust being with Larios, of all people. So me and Larios just, like, go to Queens to some random dude's pizza.
Bunny
That's when you saw a rat.
Haley
It was the first rat I saw. Look like a possum. That thing. That bad boy came out and I was like, what the is that thing? Yeah, because New York rats aren't.
Mimi
I haven't. I didn't see any when we were on there last year.
Bunny
I don't want to manifest any. I'm good.
Haley
They're like cats. They're huge because they can, like, drag. Have you seen the ones where, like, they're literally dragging a full piece of pizza? They're that big. I mean, no, I went out last. I literally.
Mimi
If I was a rat, I'd live in New York.
Haley
I had a rat on the farm.
Bunny
I was looking for things for us to do in New York, and one of the best pizza places was the one that we went to.
Mimi
Really? On the corner?
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Oh, I love that place.
Bunny
I was like, we've been there. Yeah. Yeah. That dude was so sweet, too.
Mimi
They were so nice.
Bunny
I'm excited for our little New York run that we're going on next Week, too.
Mimi
Please get New York pie.
Bunny
New York Pie.
Haley
You guys are gonna need a bagel.
Bunny
By the time this drops, we will be in New York.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
So wish us luck.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
What a great way to end it.
Haley
Do you guys remember that one bagel spot that we got?
Mimi
Oh, it's so good.
Bunny
All of it.
Mimi
Remember the bagels.
Bunny
Food is phenomenal. I don't know how I'm gonna be skinny for my WWE outfit. Because New York has the best food. All right, well, can't wait. You guys, while you're listening to this, just know we're running around New York right now. Toodaloo. Gotta go. Bye. Bye. Stella and Salem. Out. Wait, we gotta think of a name for Mimi. Stella. Salem. Sally. No, Stella Salem.
Mimi
Ask Chad.
Haley
No. I was so hard. Guys.
Bunny
Stella and Salem. And what goes good with Stella and Salem?
Mimi
Okay, you're not gonna need.
Bunny
Hold on. This is the last one. No, listen, it's hard. We want to give you a cool name. It's not that you're hard. It's that we want to pick a great name for you.
Mimi
It has to go with Stella and Salem.
Bunny
Hi, Sunny. Stella, Sunny.
Mimi
How are you feeling today? Let me know if there's anything specific on your mind or if you just want to, you know, chat about anything at all.
Bunny
I do want to chat about something. So we have fake names that we go by. Haley is Salem, I'm Stella. And we need to think of another S name for Mimi. What would go good with Salem? Stella and. What?
Mimi
I love this little naming game. Let's see, you've got Salem and Stella, so maybe something like Sabrina. Or maybe I was, like thinking Sabrina.
Bunny
That's. Wait, hold on. You got cut off. Sorry. So you said Sabrina and then what else?
Mimi
Oh, no worries. I mentioned Sabrina. And I also suggested Sienna. Both of those kind of have a nice flow with Salem and Stella. What do you think?
Bunny
I like Sabrina because.
Haley
Is it because Sienna? Isn't that like Nissan?
Bunny
I don't know the color. I like Sabrina because Salem is Salem, Massachusetts. Stella is like Stella the witch and then Sabrina the witch. I love that.
Haley
Love it. All right, Sabrina. It is stale them.
Bunny
All right, guys, we're out of here. Salem, wait. All right, guys. Jason, cut this. All right, guys, we're out of there. Keep it. All right, guys, we're out of here. Signing off.
Haley
Stella, Salem, Sabrina.
Bunny
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Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Haunted Roombas"
Release Date: August 8, 2025
Introduction
In the episode titled "Ask, Tell, Confess: Haunted Roombas", hosts Bunnie XO, Mimi, and Haley delve into a series of spine-chilling confessions and eerie experiences that blur the lines between everyday life and the supernatural. This episode combines humor with genuine intrigue as the trio shares personal stories about haunted household devices, mysterious occurrences, and unsettling encounters that leave them questioning reality.
Main Confessions and Stories
Mimi’s Haunted Roomba ([04:57] – [07:06])
Mimi kicks off the confessional segment with a story about her supposedly haunted Roomba named Rambo. She describes a sequence of unsettling events:
"I woke up to Rambo doing donuts in the living room. Then, one night, it was in the bathroom. I unplugged him and shoved him in the closet, only to find him sitting silently in the hallway the next morning." ([05:30])
As the disturbances continue, Mimi decides to list Rambo on Facebook Marketplace as a "slightly haunted Roomba," only to receive a mysterious package containing a blinking Furby, adding to the eerie atmosphere.
Fire Alarms Acting Strange ([21:14] – [22:17])
The conversation shifts to bizarre experiences with fire alarms that seem to malfunction under paranormal influence. Haley shares:
"Our fire alarm keeps telling us there's a fire in the house and there's not." ([21:14])
Mimi adds her own unsettling encounter:
"I opened an egg from her bloody..." ([26:52])
The group speculates whether these alarms could be hacked or influenced by external, possibly supernatural forces, enhancing the spooky undertone of the episode.
Neighbors’ Strange Activities ([27:22] – [31:38])
Another confession revolves around disturbing observations of neighbors:
"Last night, I saw my neighbors naked and seemingly having sex on the toilet. It was just too weird and absolutely disturbing." ([27:22])
The hosts recount similar experiences in New York, including incessant late-night activities that disrupt their sleep and overall sense of security.
Personal Anecdotes and Upcoming Plans ([16:07] – [31:38])
Amidst the spooky tales, Bunnie shares personal updates about her struggle with IVF and her husband's commitment to his wrestling career, adding depth and relatability to the episode:
"We've been trying to make a baby for the past six months, and it's been heartbreaking." ([16:07])
The conversation also touches on their upcoming trip to New York, filled with excitement and humorous plans, providing a lighter contrast to the haunting stories.
Group Dynamics and Interactions
Throughout the episode, the camaraderie between Bunnie, Mimi, and Haley shines through their playful banter and supportive interactions. For instance, when discussing Mimi's haunted Roomba, Bunnie humorously adds:
"It's like having a little ghost in your house. Maybe Rambo wants to be part of our crew!" ([05:36])
The hosts seamlessly transition between sharing creepy experiences and personal life updates, balancing humor with genuine emotion.
Notable Quotes
Mimi on the Haunted Roomba:
"Rambo is haunted. Good suction. May or may not try to murder you." ([06:26])
Bunnie on Personal Struggles:
"I've been on IVF meds for six months and going through heartbreak and so much." ([16:07])
Haley on Fire Alarms:
"Our fire alarm keeps telling us there's a fire in the house and there's not." ([21:14])
Conclusions and Insights
The episode "Ask, Tell, Confess: Haunted Roombas" masterfully intertwines humorous confessions with genuinely unsettling stories, offering listeners a captivating blend of comedy and suspense. The hosts effectively create a space where personal vulnerabilities meet mysterious phenomena, encouraging listeners to laugh, relate, and perhaps reflect on their own inexplicable experiences.
By blending light-hearted discussions with eerie narratives, Dumb Blonde Productions delivers an engaging episode that keeps the audience entertained while exploring the uncanny aspects of everyday life.
Takeaways
Embracing Vulnerability: The hosts openly share personal challenges, fostering a sense of community and support.
Humor in Spooky Tales: By infusing humor into eerie stories, the trio makes unsettling experiences more relatable and less intimidating.
Engaging Storytelling: The combination of personal anecdotes and mysterious confessions keeps the narrative dynamic and engaging.
Whether you're a fan of comedy, the mysterious, or personal storytelling, this episode of Dumb Blonde offers a little something for everyone, ensuring an entertaining and thought-provoking listen.