Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast: "Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny"

Host: Bunnie XO
Date: February 20, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, hosted by Bunnie XO with her usual roundtable of friends (Mimi, Haley, Olivia, and Jaime), delivers a signature blend of raunchy, real-life confessions and candid, comedic chatter. The group dives into listener-submitted stories on everything from relationship gripes to embarrassing bodily mishaps, and even a wild, unforgettable tale involving a neighbor and her elderly lover. The tone remains hilarious and open as the crew shares their thoughts, advice, and laughs—sprinkled with personal anecdotes and a no-holds-barred approach to taboo topics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recent Projects & Milestones

• Tour Updates & Book Launch
  • Excitement and nerves abound as Bunnie and crew reflect on their recent tour rehearsals and the imminent New York show.
  • The group celebrates the release of Mimi’s book Stripped Down, Unfiltered, and Unapologetic.
    • Mimi (06:23): "Go out and please get your copy of Stripped down, unfiltered, unapologetic. I'm nervous... you guys are gonna really get to read my words in my life and good times, let me tell you."
    • Discussions about possibly visiting bookstores to sign books as a surprise for fans.
  • Notable moment: Mimi’s anxiety about being "read" by the world and talk of a possible second book if this one does well.

2. Embarrassing and Hilarious Confessions

• Ask, Tell, Confess Story Hour Begins ([10:52]):
  • Olivia’s Poop-on-the-Train Story:
    • Olivia recounts a traumatic fiber-overload incident on a train, leading to an elaborate coverup and subsequent guilt.
    • Olivia (10:52): "By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us."
    • Follow-up laughs around the differing effects of fiber and childhood memories of eating Grape Nuts and calcium "candy."
  • Mimi’s Honking Urge Confession:
    • A listener admits loving the urge to honk at other drivers even when it's not necessary, sparking a rant about aggressive drivers and regional honking habits.
    • Mimi (13:52): "I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary... but sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fudge up so I can honk."
    • The crew discusses "honking culture," wishing cars had different horns for different moods or messages.
  • Old Lady Hookup Story ([17:21]):
    • Haley spectacularly reads a listener confession about helping an elderly neighbor—culminating in a sexual encounter that's both shocking and oddly heartwarming.
    • Haley (17:50): "She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf... that was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Sadly she passed away a year later. We only ever that one night."
    • The group reacts with both awe and humor, commending "Granny" for going out with a bang.
    • Mimi (19:56): "Shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away. Love that for her. You know, listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum.”
    • Spirals into a riff about anatomy changes with age and labiaplasty, with plenty of overshare and friendly one-upmanship.

3. Short, Random Confessions & Tangents

• The Straw Story ([22:26]):
  • Olivia reads a tale about a guy connecting 650 straws in a movie theater to reach the screen.
  • The group riffs on the randomness and their own odd public antics.
• Breakfast Spot Antics:
  • Reminiscing about Olivia’s breakfast straw stacking and the waiter’s participation.

4. Relationship Drama & Advice

• Listener Letter: "I am leaving my husband" ([24:02]):
  • Emotional confession from a working mom expressing exhaustion and resentment toward her stay-at-home husband, who doesn’t contribute to housekeeping or emotional support.
    • Mimi reading (24:07–25:28): "I am leaving my husband. I'm tired of working hard every day to build a home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing... I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger. I just want out of this."
  • Roundtable Response and Debate:
    • Mimi expresses ambivalence, acknowledging exhaustion on both sides but also the gendered expectations and possible deeper issues.
      • Mimi (25:42): "Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting... Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain."
      • Mimi (28:53): "If you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together—there’s obviously other issues."
    • Haley counters that child care at home doesn’t absolve an adult of all domestic responsibilities, and households should aim for an equitable, realistic partnership.
      • Haley (26:54): "While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him... after all, when you both work, it's 50/50. Almost have to see child care as a 50/50, too."
    • Both agree relationship breakdowns are rarely about just the chores—there’s a loss of connection, respect, and appreciation.
  • The group pokes fun at Valentine’s Day expectations (29:00+), suggesting love should be celebrated daily.

5. Valentine’s Day Plans & Friendship FOMO ([29:53–31:39])

• Lighthearted bickering over group dinner plans, who’s invited, and the “Daddy’s Dogs” Valentine’s tradition.
• Banter about feeling left out or in on plans is playfully drawn out.

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Notable Quotes & Characters

• Olivia (10:52): "I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching and committing war crimes against my own intestines..."
• Mimi (13:52): "I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary... but sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fudge up so I can honk."
• Haley (17:50): "She was so tight. But opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf."
• Mimi (19:56): "Shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away."
• Mimi (25:28): "Sorry, I can't afford to take out. Take you out on ribeye steaks three times a day. But we are always fed. The last straw for me was today."
• Haley (26:54): "While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him... when you got home, it was a 50/50."
• Mimi (28:53): "If you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together."

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Important Timestamps

• 03:44 – Recap of epic Larry Birkhead episode, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, and book chatter.
• 06:23–06:54 – Mimi discusses nerves around book release and possible future volumes.
• 10:52–13:03 – Embarrassing fiber & poop confession; cereal/childhood diet stories.
• 13:52–16:17 – Car honking confessions and the culture of honking.
• 17:21–19:56 – The infamous “Granny” sex confession and group’s gleeful breakdown.
• 24:02–29:37 – Listener’s confessional about leaving lazy husband; group relationship advice and debate.
• 29:53–31:39 – Valentine’s Day plans, group tradition banter, playful arguments.

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Memorable Moments

• The radical honesty about bodily functions—"war crimes against my own intestines" is an instant classic.
• The group’s open-minded (and hilarious) support for an elderly woman’s “final fling.”
• Playful digs about anatomy, labiaplasty, and hormone swings, delivered with body-positive irreverence.
• The realness of the relationship chat—offering practical perspectives but never shaming.

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Tone & Style

• Authentic, raunchy, and relentlessly supportive; the Dumb Blonde crew offers a safe, laughter-filled space for awkward confessions and hard truths.
• Guest stories and group asides are met with empathy as well as humor—no subject is too gross, weird, or heavy.
• Language is unfiltered, informal, and peppered with affectionately sarcastic banter.

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In Summary

If you want to laugh, gasp, and maybe even pick up some hard-learned relationship wisdom (or just the reassurance that everyone poops), this episode delivers. The team never shies from the messy parts of life—whether it’s marriage problems, digestive disasters, or sexual escapades with a septuagenarian neighbor. Always with a wink, a “get it, girl,” and room for one more at the table.

Transcript

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[Mimi]

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[Haley]

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[Mimi]

I just got out of a four hour podcast, guys. Probably longest podcast I've ever done in the history.

[Haley]

Amazing.

[Mimi]

So good. Though. It was Anna Nicole's, I don't like referring to him like that. It was Larry Birkhead, who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And man, I think he talked. He dropped so much tea. I don't know. It was crazy. It was a really beautiful. I feel so blessed that he trusted me with his story like that. And we got to meet Danny Lynn.

[Haley]

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[Mimi]

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[Mimi]

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[Haley]

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[Mimi]

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[Haley]

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[Mimi]

Yeah, but it's called something because it has the sides. I forget what it's called. She's so cute, though.

[Haley]

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[Mimi]

She is very whimsical.

[Olivia]

That is a great way to describe her.

[Mimi]

She's definitely from another timeline.

[Haley]

I was jealous of her outfit.

[Mimi]

Yeah, super.

[Haley]

I know. The minute she walked in, I said, I like that.

[Mimi]

Yeah. No, she's so cute. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

[Bunny]

girls, we have been.

[Mimi]

We've got a show for you guys. Let me just tell you, we did two tour rehearsals, and I'm actually kind of excited. I was not looking forward to it. I'm not exact. There's two shows that I'm a little worried about. I'm not gonna say it, but we have the guests that we have lined up. If they all show up clutching my pearls like, holy. I can't even believe we got some of these people to sign up.

[Olivia]

It's like a mini concert.

[Haley]

So by the time this comes out, New York will have already happened because this is next Friday.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So we will have already done New York by the time everyone's getting to listen to this.

[Mimi]

I know.

[Olivia]

And the book would have been.

[Mimi]

And the book is out, baby. Stripped down, filtered, and unapologetically have it.

[Haley]

Yeah, people have it already. So it's in a bookstore locally here.

[Mimi]

Wow.

[Haley]

Yeah. That's crazy. That was in our chat earlier. That's one of someone from the office at WME saw it in A thing? Well, it's like they all kind of roll out around the drop date, so. Yeah, some people are already reading your story right now. How does that feel?

[Mimi]

We should go down to a bookstore tomorrow and see if we can find one.

[Haley]

I think it would be really cool if you went into the bookstore and like, hand signed some of them. So it was like a surprise.

[Mimi]

No, I want to do that. I planned on doing that.

[Haley]

Yeah, I just. Yeah, I think that'd be so cool. It's like, we'll go to like a little mom and pop bookstore and like, what?

[Olivia]

Someone's like, whose signature is this? I don't want this book.

[Mimi]

This book is used. I don't want it.

[Olivia]

Someone drew in this.

[Mimi]

If you guys haven't though, go out and please get your copy of Stripped down, unfiltered, unapologetic. I'm nervous. My butthole's puckered. You guys are gonna really get to read my words in my Life and

[Bunny]

good times, let me tell you.

[Mimi]

Everybody keeps telling me, wow, you really didn't hold back and you said, oh,

[Haley]

if you only knew.

[Mimi]

I'm like, actually, they took out a lot of stuff, but there might be a book too. If this one does good enough, maybe I'll write a part due.

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[Mimi]

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[Mimi]

All right, who's going to kick this off? Please don't ever do that with your eyebrows again. Don't ever do that with your eyes. What?

[Olivia]

I know it wasn't me because I have Botox.

[Mimi]

Don't ever do that. What you do? What she do, bro? The hell? Oh, my. It's like I had to look away for a moment. It was bad, dude. What is it? You have to wait till her face completely relaxes for her to do it again. She looked like Bert from Bert Nernie, dude. It was like. She made it. She. She made her eyebrows twerk like it

[Olivia]

was crazy, like Nacho Libre, bro.

[Mimi]

I don't know what she did. I don't know what she did, but. Holy.

[Haley]

I need to see it right now.

[Olivia]

Dude, we're all delirious.

[Mimi]

All right, we're gonna go back to Haley. Would you like to kick this off here?

[Olivia]

I'll go.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Is this what you feel like with me and. Got it.

[Mimi]

Got it. Okay,

[Olivia]

okay.

[Mimi]

Sorry, sorry. I get.

[Olivia]

I get how Mimi feels.

[Mimi]

My face hurts.

[Olivia]

Get how Mimi feels.

[Mimi]

She, like, made eye contact with me, too.

[Olivia]

That's what. You can't make eye contact with her with her?

[Mimi]

No, she did her. The eyebrow thing and made eye contact with me. She's like, hold on. I'm gonna try to do it, but I have so much Botox on my face. She was like, you're not.

[Jaime]

It's not even moving.

[Mimi]

Why did it feel like it was moving so much, Fred?

[Haley]

This is me moving.

[Mimi]

Hers went, like, up here, though.

[Haley]

I can't. This is why I will never have Botox, bro.

[Olivia]

See this?

[Mimi]

You don't need it yet.

[Haley]

I can't.

[Mimi]

No, it's one of those things she has to be completely relaxed to do because it was pass out. No, it was rough. All right, Haley, you go kick it off, baby.

[Haley]

Go ahead.

[Olivia]

Okay. When I was 15. I made the rookie mistake of eating a huge bowl of high fiber cereal before a long train ride to see my boyfriend in another city. Oh, my stomach started sounding like a haunted house halfway there. But I thought I could power through. I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us about 20 steps from his front door. My body chose violence. Full disaster, no survivors. I told him to walk ahead because I'd bled through a tampon, then performed emergency cleanup like a criminal on the run. Once inside, I destroyed his toilet using industrial blue paper towels that absolutely would not flush. In my panic, I stuffed the evidence into a literal hole in the wall like some kind of feral raccoon. A week later I heard his mom screaming at his little brother for putting poop towels in the wall and he got grounded. I said nothing. I carry this guilt and a fear of fiber every time I travel.

[Haley]

I wish so bad.

[Mimi]

I wish fiber had the same effect on me. God, I would eat a fiber bowl every day.

[Haley]

Why do you have.

[Olivia]

Isn't it like brand flakes?

[Mimi]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

[Haley]

My grandpa.

[Olivia]

Yeah, my grandpa. You know what, no wonder I'm so regular is because that was his favorite cereal. And every time I'd come home from school, every day at school, I'd have a bowl of Raisin Bran.

[Jaime]

Great cereal.

[Olivia]

Had no clue.

[Haley]

Raisin Bran crunch. God cry. That's.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I love Raisin Bran though. Raisin Bran has so much sugar in it though.

[Haley]

Really?

[Mimi]

Oh, ruined my life. You know what? My dad was fat. You know what my dad used to fucking make me eat all the time as a child. Okay, picture. You just want a scrumptious fricking cereal. And guess what? My dad used to make me kicks. Grape Nuts.

[Haley]

Excuse me, what is that?

[Mimi]

You've never heard of Grape Nuts? They're fire now that I'm older. But they are the hardest, crunchiest little pebbles. It's like you're eating fucking rocks.

[Haley]

Kibble.

[Mimi]

You know, like it's the worst I'm going to have to get. You know what? We're going to try Grape Nuts on the next Asshole. Confess.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Olivia]

You know, okay, this is completely random too, but another thing, I would come home from my grandparents house and I would eat these little like chocolate like chews that my grandma had. I thought it was like just like a chocolate candy. I found out like years later those were calcium chews. And I Would have, like, multiple a

[Haley]

day when I would.

[Mimi]

Oh, my God. Did they constipate you? Because doesn't calcium constipate? I don't know, because I also had raisin.

[Haley]

Raisin brand. It was just flowing through.

[Mimi]

Yeah. You have a very active poop shoot, so.

[Olivia]

Yeah, I'm good over here.

[Mimi]

Oh, all right, I'm next. This person said, sometimes I just want to honk at people. I'm not aggressive in any way, but ever since I started driving, I'll just

[Bunny]

get urges to honk.

[Mimi]

I won't unless it's necessary. Like blowing a stop sign or turning in front of me too soon or, like, cutting me off. But sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fudge up so I can honk. I don't know.

[Olivia]

Did you write this?

[Mimi]

It's so funny. Driven.

[Haley]

It's crazy.

[Mimi]

I don't know why. I just do it. In my two years of driving, I think I've only honked two, four times, though.

[Haley]

Says a youngster, 18.

[Mimi]

Yeah. It sounds to me like they have. You know how, like, you have acute aggression.

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Mimi]

So they're just so excited to be behind the wall. Fucking honk, you know?

[Haley]

Ye was. So you got honked at twice just driving over here?

[Mimi]

I got honked at, too. Why was there so much honking? It was pissing me off.

[Haley]

I literally. I was like, why are we being honked at so much right now, dude?

[Olivia]

Isn't that.

[Mimi]

Are we supposed to wait for everybody to go down the road before we decide? Make a left turn. Same if you're going too fast.

[Haley]

Right by her house.

[Mimi]

If you're going too fast, that's a you problem, not me. Slow the down. I'm turning left, you douche. You know what I'm saying?

[Haley]

Don't speed up at me.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And honk at me like I do.

[Mimi]

I thought, you know, okay, so you know what I learned when I first moved to Tennessee is, you know, like, when you're going through, like, those tunnels or whatever, you have to honk. I used to get so mad. One day, Jay was driving with him. I was like, why the fuck are they fucking honking? I was so mad. And he was like, they do that to let you know that they're on the other side. And I was like, oh, okay. So is that maybe what they're doing?

[Haley]

No, I think I. I do think we just kind of pulled out in front of him.

[Mimi]

I gave a dude ample amount of time, and he still honked at me.

[Haley]

Yeah, well, him.

[Mimi]

That's what I'm Saying, maybe he was

[Olivia]

the one that wrote in, listen, listen,

[Mimi]

honk your little heart away.

[Haley]

Okay?

[Mimi]

Listen, as long as you're not running people over. Honk.

[Haley]

People in New York communicate with honks. It's not even out of aggression. They're literally letting you go. Like, go ahead. If you were to let someone.

[Olivia]

I wish I could do that, but I feel like people nowadays get pissed.

[Mimi]

I really believe that you should honk if you're horny.

[Olivia]

I wish there were different, different types of horns. Like, you know, like, I wish it was like a. Like I want to honk sometimes to say thank you, but it sounds like I'm being mean.

[Mimi]

I was like, thank you. How would a thank you horn sound?

[Haley]

Like the little squeeze.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I get that.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

All right, go memes. It's nine o' clock at night and was still filming.

[Haley]

This one says When I was 19, we lived next door to an older lady. She was in her late 70s. I used to go over and help her mow and do her trash and pick up around the house because she was disabled and had to move around via wheelchair. She was wasn't able to walk for very long. But one evening when I was helping her clean, she made a comment about how she missed having a man around the house and how thankful she was to have my help that night. During conversation about my love life, she stated that she hadn't had any physical touches in over 20 years and that all she had was a vibrator. We both laughed and I noticed her staring down at my bulge multiple times. I was wearing gym shorts and I knew instantly that she would probably never experience dick again in her lifetime. So I outright offered her some. I said, well, I'm only next door, I can provide whatever you need. Whenever. That was enough for her. At first she was shy, but eventually said to come back later that she would be ready. She called me over.

[Mimi]

She had to shave that.

[Haley]

Yeah, everything showered for sure. She called me over around 11pm I had a key to her door, so I walked right into her in the bedroom. She was already laying there fully naked. I was very young and fully bricked when I saw her. I got into her bed and wrapped her legs around my waist and slowly slid it in. Okay. She was so tight. But opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf.

[Mimi]

At first it started off like a Garth Brooks song where he talks about banging the old lady and then it turned into a straight up porn.

[Haley]

Yep, they for 45 minutes that was one of the best sexual experiences. Of my life. Sadly she passed away a year later. We only ever that one night she called the next day to said she slept to tell me she slept like a baby with my load in her. I'm 29 and I still love old women.

[Olivia]

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[Jaime]

The last part was what got me progressive.

[Mimi]

First of all, shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away.

[Haley]

Get it?

[Mimi]

Love that for her. You know, Listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum.

[Haley]

Exactly.

[Mimi]

So we appreciate the Dickon.

[Olivia]

Okay?

[Mimi]

We appreciate the Charles Dickon. Okay? So Christmas Story. That's a Christmas story. What? You know about Charles Dickens, right?

[Haley]

Isn't he the one? Moby Dick?

[Mimi]

No, no. Oh, Charles Dick.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Mimi]

Did Charles Dickens write Moby Dick? He might have, but he also wrote A Christmas Story. So anyways, I was just Saying, we appreciate a great story like Charles Dickens, you know?

[Bunny]

It was an analogy.

[Haley]

I like it.

[Jaime]

He came in her.

[Olivia]

I can't get.

[Haley]

I can't get over the fact that it lasted for 45 minutes.

[Olivia]

The fact that you said.

[Haley]

Slid it in.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That was crazy. Yeah, you're welcome.

[Mimi]

He said no. The fact that he said she was tight but then opened up.

[Haley]

He just had a. Loosen it.

[Olivia]

How old was he?

[Mimi]

My vagina hurts. 18.

[Olivia]

Damn.

[Mimi]

19. Getting some granny.

[Haley]

Do you think that's what it looked like? Chewed up, spit out? I mean, at that age, you have no estrogen left.

[Mimi]

No, I was gonna say. No. I've heard the complete opposite. That your lips go inside.

[Haley]

So that's what I'm saying. It's like. It's not this.

[Mimi]

Like, I don't want my lips disappeared after ivf.

[Haley]

Prove it.

[Mimi]

Open it right now. You guys see my. All the time. Every time I'm undressed, I've seen it in a minute. But they're back now. They're back now because I'm regulated with my hormones. But, man, for a minute there, I had to, like, dig those motherfuckers out. So I was like, this is what. This is what they were talking about, man. It was rough. I had to use vaginal extra digger.

[Haley]

Digging them out.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Whoa.

[Mimi]

I just. I did just pop those suckers back

[Haley]

out, stick them to the sides or something.

[Mimi]

Like. Yeah, I wanted the meat hanging, dude. And I had a labiaplasty. I insisted. Insisted on having those little ahi tunas flap those little yellow tails.

[Haley]

Exactly. Yeah, I said that. I think I was. We were having dinner with Andy the other night. He's like, would you like some? I said, I don't eat labia.

[Mimi]

And he said, oh, that sushi place was so fire.

[Haley]

I don't want to tell anyone about it because it's like I can't even

[Mimi]

remember the name of it.

[Haley]

Private.

[Olivia]

Which one?

[Mimi]

The.

[Haley]

The sushi place that we saw where

[Mimi]

we went after Star Search.

[Haley]

Bro, that was literally the grab sushi I've ever had.

[Mimi]

Phenomenal.

[Haley]

I tried everything you ordered. It was so good.

[Mimi]

All right, go ahead.

[Haley]

You.

[Olivia]

I have a short one.

[Mimi]

I do, too.

[Haley]

Give it to him.

[Olivia]

My humor.

[Mimi]

Okay. Dicks and buttholes.

[Haley]

Did someone poop?

[Olivia]

Oh, it's good.

[Mimi]

Charity told the poop.

[Olivia]

It's. It's. So I was dating this guy or. Yeah, I was on a date with this guy, and we went to the movies in the morning, and we're the only ones in the theater.

[Mimi]

Hot. Hot. I already know what's gonna happen. Oh, all right. Never mind. I was like, dude, I think I've banged in a movie theater.

[Haley]

I did too.

[Olivia]

Can't finish it. He stole 650 straw.

[Mimi]

Well, that's like a turn that many

[Olivia]

650 straws from the candy stand and connected them all during the film until it was long enough to reach the screen. We went out like two more times after that, but he started getting creepy, so I called it off. That's my favorite pastel confess I've ever read.

[Mimi]

What was the point? He just touched the screen. That's hilarious. That's funny.

[Haley]

That is crazy. Olivia was doing that during breakfast the other day at our favorite breakfast spot. She started stacking straws and then the waiter got in on it and started bringing her more. So we had this ginormous straw by to breakfast.

[Mimi]

That was funny.

[Haley]

Yeah, I missed that French toast. God. Are we going there?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

With apple?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Next week.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

We going.

[Jaime]

We're going.

[Haley]

You're not invited.

[Mimi]

I am leaving my husband. I'm tired of. I'm tired.

[Olivia]

I didn't know you were going.

[Mimi]

We also said, not the cameras. I'm leaving my husband. I'm tired of working hard every day to build a home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing. We agreed he would be a stay at home father, but while he watches our baby and is great at that, he does nothing else. I still have to come home to cook and clean.

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

And hear his constant complaints of being hungry. Nope. Our house being a mess and me always being tired. Our budget is tight, but we make do. Well, I make do. He complains every day of not having luxuries and excess. I'm expected to give him the shirt off my back while he never thinks of me as anything more than an afterthought. Sorry, I can't afford to take out. Take you out on ribeye steaks three times a day. But we are always fed. The last straw for me was today.

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Mimi]

One of those sandwiches was for me. Why would you get two and. And I get none. Yes. Valentine's Day is tomorrow, same as it is every year. One of my favorite holidays. And he didn't even care. I'm done. I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger. I just want out of this. Just a whole lot of nothing when I look at him.

[Olivia]

I hope you know the movie the Tooth Fairy with the rock in the like, princess little outfit. That's what it's giving.

[Mimi]

I've never seen that movie, but I don't know, I'm kind of on the

[Haley]

fence with this reference.

[Mimi]

I'm kind of on the fence with my answer with this. And it's like I can see both sides. Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting. I. Yes. Women are made and groomed as children to keep their house tidy, take care of the kids, all that stuff. We can multitask. Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain. If you keep asking him to do these things and he doesn't do it, I can see how that would be frustrating.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

But to expect all of that from a man is kind of heavy. I don't. I. I get it. She's the breadwinner, she's out working. And to come home to a dirty house is the last thing I want to come home to also. But at the same time, your kid isn't in daycare and he is taking care of that child 24 7. So, I mean, maybe instead of looking at all the things he doesn't do, look at the one thing that he does right, and that's be a consistent parental figure in your parents and your kid's life. But Mimi, you're in this situation. How do you feel?

[Haley]

I feel a little bit different about it. While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him, because that is still a 50 50. Because if he was to go to work all day and she was to go to work all day, when you got home, it was a 50 50. So you almost have to see child care as a 50 50. And so when you get home, you still have responsibilities. Like, I'll work sometimes and then come home and be like, what am I making for dinner? Because I came home to a clean home. So that I feel like when people look at it is like, everything should be done because I'm working. That's wrong. But with the child around, there's still certain responsibilities that you can do with that child around, whether of any age they still nap. Like you have that nap time, do a few dishes.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And so when she comes home, maybe she does the laundry.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So it's like now you have dishes and laundry done. You've both contributed. While he does his full time job taking care of the child. I think I'm put, like, I put my husband on such a pedestal because he's somehow, like, he still works full time from home, he takes care of two kids, and I built a farm that I make him take care of.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. So it's like, you know, like, I truly I have him on such a pedestal, and I don't try to compare everyone to him, but, like, he still. Yeah, I'll still come home to a clean.

[Olivia]

Yeah, that guy doesn't sound like a Jason.

[Mimi]

No, the guy that she's talking about is a typical dude. Correct.

[Haley]

And I, like, I don't know if you guys have ever studied, like, how women's brains and men's brains. How you said are made is like, if you ask a woman and a man the same list to get done, men go from top to bottom. And women actually read that list and go, well, if I do this list in this certain order, I'll get done sooner. While men are like, well, no, you told me to do the dishes, so that's my first one. But it's like, but no, you could have started down here and had the dishwasher running. And.

[Olivia]

No, women are smarter.

[Haley]

Well, yeah, we're just more organized because it's literally how our brains work. Brains are wired completely different.

[Mimi]

Yeah, absolutely. But, I mean, if you're. I think if you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together.

[Haley]

There's other issues.

[Mimi]

Because there's obviously other issues. Maybe he's done something to make you feel less important in his life or, you know, I mean. And who the celebrates Valentine's Day? I don't. My husband asked me to go to dinner at Valentine's Day, and I was like, why? I, like, looked at him suspiciously because I was like, we have never celebrated Valentine's Day. You know, I feel like love should be celebrated every day, not just one day. You know what I'm doing for Valentine's Day? I'm literally fucking going to get a massage, get my nails done, and I'm

[Bunny]

sleeping the fuck in.

[Mimi]

I might even give my husband a room job. You never know. Feeling a little froggy. But that's how I like to spend my Valentine's Day.

[Haley]

Bye.

[Mimi]

What are you guys doing? Oh, is it bye?

[Haley]

No, that was just crazy.

[Mimi]

I was like, bye. Land in the pod.

[Haley]

Perfect. My timer is going off.

[Mimi]

Real job it is. Oh, what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? And then we'll get out of here.

[Haley]

Oh, Jaime and Haley have plans together.

[Mimi]

Oh, now you know how I feel when you go and just do antiquing together or go shopping together or go eat out together. I don't want to hear your little sobs story. Okay, good. Glad, you know. You see who the common denominator is.

[Bunny]

Here. We go.

[Jaime]

Okay, first of all, I go to Daddy's Dogs. It's a Valentine's dinner. They do every year.

[Mimi]

Oh. I was there when they made the plans.

[Jaime]

What?

[Mimi]

Yeah, I thought I was. I. Somebody said. I remember I was around.

[Haley]

Were you?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Whenever he messaged me to move the reservation because Daddy's Dogs, I talk to them all the time.

[Mimi]

I love them.

[Olivia]

So I messaged him and he got that fixed. And he was like, if you want to come too, you can. I was like, my brother's going to be in town.

[Mimi]

I mean, yeah. I was around when this conversation was being had.

[Jaime]

When it all started, I asked her because I was like, I booked it for me and Brooke, and I wasn't invited, though. There's that.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

But I liked it with the last reservation.

[Jaime]

Booked it with Brooke, realized I couldn't go because we had rehearsals. I tried to email. Wasn't working. So I use the plug over there, Haley. To be like, hey, I know he texts you all the time. Can you let him know that I'm looking to move my reservation? And then in that, he offered her to also come. Just throwing that in there.

[Olivia]

Literally. There was literally two reservations left at 9. 00pm tomorrow night. And I was like, I have my brother with me. Like, I'll just bring my brother. And then we all four are just gonna go.

[Haley]

Oh.

[Jaime]

And you said you're gonna make a sign.

[Olivia]

I was like, I'm gonna make a sign that says, this is my brother. But then I was like, is that even more weird?

[Mimi]

Oh, you wouldn't go anyways.

[Haley]

I wouldn't.

[Mimi]

Oh, really? Yeah. I know how that goes.

[Haley]

Hot dogs.

[Mimi]

All right, well, I love you. Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers. We're out of here. Love you. Bye.