Dumb Blonde Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Ask, Tell, Confess: Incest Bombshells & Ex Drama Unleashed
Air Date: September 12, 2025
Hosts: Bunnie XO & Haley

Episode Overview

This episode of the Dumb Blonde Podcast sees Bunnie XO and her co-host Haley dive into their infamous "Ask, Tell, Confess" segment—themed around fans’ wildest ex stories, relationship chaos, and social media drama. True stories from listeners spark jaw-dropping reactions and candid banter, while the hosts riff on everything from narcissistic partners to the dark side of parental bullying, taboos, and even health trends gone awry. The tone is hilarious, raunchy, and radically honest—exactly the Dumb Blonde style.

Key Segments & Discussions

1. Kicking Off with Food Misadventures

[04:45 – 05:46]

• Bunnie and Haley share a light moment on bungled food deliveries and the struggle of hitting nutrition targets.
  • Bunnie bemoans: “Now I literally have to go home and figure out how to eat 100 grams of fucking protein with 0 fat and 61 grams of carbs.”
  • Relatable frustrations around hangry moods and delivery slip-ups.

2. Ask, Tell, Confess: Fans’ Wildest Ex Stories

[05:46 – 08:49]

• Elizabeth’s Shocking Confession: “He was sleeping with his sister.”
  • Bunnie reads a listener submission about a woman who caught her boyfriend in a compromising situation with his own sister.
    • “He said that he thought it was me in the bathroom…She was making the noises.” – Bunnie (06:22)
  • Hosts debate if it was a biological or step-sibling, expressing horror and disbelief.
  • The interlude jumps to their take on the popularity of step-sibling porn, with both hosts expressing disgust.
    • “The role play of like any type of family member, immediate ick.” – Haley (07:54)

3. Narcissists and Gaslighting in Relationships

[11:57 – 13:21]

• Advice on Dealing with Manipulators:
  • Bunnie shares personal experience: “If you’re dealing with a narcissist, record them. Don’t let them know that you’re recording them, though. I used to have to record him because he would try to gaslight me.” (11:57)
  • Discussion on common reactions of narcissists: anger, abuse, or victim-playing.

4. Discussion on Netflix’s “Unknown Number” and Parental Abuse

[13:30 – 19:36]

• Hosts recap a true crime doc about a mother cyberbullying her own daughter, tying into themes of gaslighting and toxic parenting.
  • “The mom literally just completely admits it and is like, yes, I did it, but it. This isn’t how it was supposed to be.” – Bunnie (15:31)
  • Highlighting the damage inflicted: “Poor little girl. She’s so brainwashed.” – Haley (17:56)
  • Commentary on Munchausen by proxy and how parents can harm children for attention or control.

5. Internet Drama & Online Bullying

[22:01 – 25:48]

• Personal Stories of Digital Hate:
  • Bunnie and Haley discuss the vitriol of online trolls, especially people attacking them over sensitive topics like infertility.
    • “It makes me realize how sick you are to even try to stoop to that level…” – Bunnie (22:35)
  • “They’re digital mosquitoes that literally will suck the life force and the blood out of anybody who’s more relevant than them.” – Bunnie (24:13)
  • Reflections on the mental exhaustion from social media negativity.

6. More Wild Listener Stories: Revenge & Tracking Exes

[26:23 – 32:43]

• Grindr Revenge Backfires:

  • A woman tries to spite her ex by adding him to Grindr, only to find he’s already a member.
  • The hosts riff on the closet and societal acceptance.

• Creepy Exes with AirTags:

  • “I had an ex that put a tracker on my car.” – Bunnie (31:11)
  • Chat about AirTags, tracking technology, and tips on staying safe from stalker exes.
  • Both hosts realize they routinely get AirTag alerts, sparking some paranoia and laughs.

7. Panty Thieves & Other Oddball Ex Behaviors

[32:44 – 34:26]

• Panty & Ski Mask Guy:

  • Listener story: “I came in to him wearing my undies with a ski mask on, with the crotch part over his nose and mouth.” – Story via Bunnie (33:04)
  • Speculations on kinks and laughs at “serial panty sniffers.”

• Requests for Used Adult Toys:

  • Anecdote about a man seeking to buy returned vibrators, prompting pure disgust from both hosts.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On bodily autonomy and being honest:
  • “First of all, pussies don’t feel the same. Okay? You know what your fucking girlfriend’s pussy feels like, as opposed to—” (07:13 – Bunnie)
• On parental toxicity:
  • “Something happened to her…she’s not mentally okay.” (19:28 – Haley)
• On online haters:
  • “They’re digital mosquitoes that literally will…suck the life force and the blood out of anybody who’s more relevant than them.” (24:13 – Bunnie)
• On tracking exes:
  • “I had an ex that put a tracker on my car.” (31:11 – Bunnie)
• On weird sexual behaviors:
  • “He’s like a serial panty sniffer.” (33:14 – Haley)
  • “It baffles me how people do not have a problem using other people’s vibrators. It is so weird.” (34:00 – Bunnie)

Tone, Takeaways, and Audience Engagement

• Tone: Raw, unfiltered, and full of rapid-fire banter, with dark humor alongside genuine empathy for heavy topics.
• Main takeaway:
  • The world is full of shockingly chaotic relationship stories—and laughter and honesty help process the madness.
  • Bunnie and Haley balance comedic takes on taboo with serious advice on self-protection, boundaries, and dealing with manipulative people (online or in real life).
• Audience participation:
  • Heavy use of listener submissions and appeals for more stories, creating a feeling of a shared, confiding community.

Timestamps for Main Topics

• 05:46 – Ex caught with his sister: story and reactions
• 07:54 – On the popularity of incest-themed porn and disgust
• 11:57 – Narcissists and recording for protection
• 13:30 – Recap of “Unknown Number” and mother’s cyberbullying
• 21:18 – Reflections on being a protective, loving mother
• 22:01 – Attacks online over infertility and ‘digital mosquitoes’
• 26:23 – Grindr ex revenge story
• 31:11 – Tracking exes with AirTags
• 33:04 – Panty-sniffing with a ski mask
• 34:00 – The disgust at used sex toys

Conclusion

This “Ask, Tell, Confess” episode rides a razor's edge between hilarious and jaw-dropping, with Bunnie XO and Haley using both empathy and irreverence to tackle relationship chaos, digital drama, parental abuse, and human weirdness. It’s a no-holds-barred confessional with advice, belly-laughs, and a steady stream of incredulous “WTF?” moments—true to the Dumb Blonde brand.