Haley (4:14)

Bye.

Bunny (4:15)

Ask, tell Confetti.

Haley (4:23)

Confess.

Bunny (4:33)

Hello, friends. Welcome to another Ask Tale.

Haley (4:45)

That was cute. That was little.

Bunny (4:47)

It was quaint.

Haley (4:48)

It was quaint.

Bunny (4:48)

It was quaint. Very quaint. How's everybody doing today?

Haley (4:53)

I ate my salad too fast. I mean, my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts.

Bunny (4:56)

So I'm annoyed I didn't get my salad. Literally craving a salad. You order a salad and they deliver the wrap that you ordered.

Haley (5:05)

You're like, not even right. They didn't even make it right.

Bunny (5:07)

Yeah, it just. Sometimes I wonder how people whose job is to deliver your food, they don't read your order sometimes.

Haley (5:21)

No.

Bunny (5:22)

And it's like, that's. And I'm. No way knocking anybody at all. But I'm just saying, like, that's. Your job, is to pay attention to notes, make sure you don't miss somebody's meal. Because when people are fudgeing, hangry, shit gets fudgeing crazy. Now I literally have to go home and figure out how to eat 100 grams of fucking protein with 0 fat and 61 grams of carbs.

Haley (5:46)

Oh, yeah. How is that even possible?

Bunny (5:48)

It's not. I'm gonna have to eat grilled chicken and, like, yogurt. Like, there's just no way that I can even figure this out. Yeah. So anyways, I posted on my Facebook last night to see if we could get some crazy stories, and the topic was, if I had to do a podcast episode on your most chaotic ex, what's the headline story? And when I tell you, you guys straight up delivered. So I'll kick this one off. Okay, this one's. I. Obviously, we can say her name. Elizabeth. Yeah, because she. You guys didn't say to keep this anonymous, so if you don't say to keep it anonymous, then we were just. We'll just say your name. But anyways, Elizabeth said he was sleeping with his sister. And I said, details, please. And she said, I thought I was going crazy thinking the way they acted with each other was weird. Then I walked in on them in their bathroom after hearing them from the other room. He said that he thought it was me in the bathroom. He didn't know that I heard them through the other room. She was making the noises. And he said, oh, you like that? Of course, he denied it. He was such a narcissist. I left and never went back. And I could go on about him and all his stories. That was just the nastiest.

Haley (7:10)

I thought it was her, but it was.

Bunny (7:13)

First of all, pussies don't feel the same. Okay? You know what your fucking girlfriend's pussy feels like, as opposed to.

Haley (7:22)

Yeah, the fact that she was talking. No, I don't believe him.

Bunny (7:27)

I know, but to be fudgeing, banging your sister, like, is this like a blood sister? Stepsister.

Haley (7:32)

I was hoping she was going to come back with the fact that it was a stepsister.

Bunny (7:35)

Should I message her and ask her?

Haley (7:37)

Please, yeah.

Bunny (7:37)

Because I think we need clarity on that.

Haley (7:39)

We need to know.

Bunny (7:40)

Still bad. Is this a full bl.

Haley (7:42)

I mean, yeah, for sure.

Bunny (7:43)

I mean, but a lot. Listen, pornhub makes a living off stepsister, step brother type porn, so.

Haley (7:50)

I mean, hate those. By the way. Yeah, I absolutely hate the.

Bunny (7:54)

Yeah, the stepmoms gross me out. Like, that's so gross.

Haley (7:56)

The role play of like any type of family member, immediate ick.

Bunny (8:01)

Yeah, yeah.

Haley (8:01)

Watch it.

Bunny (8:02)

That's pretty nasty. Hold on one second. Let me message her right now.

Haley (8:07)

Pizza delivery guy, construction worker, plumber.

Bunny (8:13)

Do you watch pizza delivery guy?

Haley (8:15)

I was just. I was given. I was given.

Bunny (8:17)

Do you?

Haley (8:18)

No.

Bunny (8:19)

Have you watched it before?

Haley (8:20)

No, I was just giving an example. Construction.

Bunny (8:23)

Have you watched construction worker porn?

Haley (8:26)

Well, it's like they came to fix. Something might have popped up. Oh, so it may have been in Suggestions.

Bunny (8:33)

So it was like a little. A little house call.

Haley (8:36)

Yeah, A little Bob the Builder. Yeah.

Bunny (8:39)

All right. I just messaged her. So hopefully by the end of this episode she will message back. But. Yeah, that's gross, dude. If that. If that's his full blooded sister, then there's something is going on in that family.

Haley (8:49)

Yes.

Bunny (8:50)

That is not okay. And the parents have to know about it.

Haley (8:53)

You have to know about that.

Bunny (8:55)

Yeah.

Haley (8:55)

If you're sneaking away to the bathroom to do it.

Bunny (8:58)

And if he was sober, like, was he? There's so many questions I have to ask. Like if he's not on, I don't know if he's drunk though. Like, maybe he could have mistaken that it was her. I don't know.

Haley (9:10)

But I love that she listened at first before even barging in.

Bunny (9:13)

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Haley (12:57)

Yeah, okay, question. Because I've never been in a relationship with a narcissist. How do they react when they get caught?

Bunny (13:03)

Angry. They get really mad. Well, there's two different kinds. So they'll either be abusive back and they'll scare the fuck out of you. So you never, like, confront them with their own lies again. Or they'll. They'll play the victim, and they'll try to play the victim when the try.

Haley (13:19)

To make it like someone else. It's like it's.

Bunny (13:21)

You caused me to do this. You made me act like this.

Haley (13:24)

Yeah, that's crazy. That reminds me of the. Did you guys watch the Unknown Number on Netflix yet?

Bunny (13:30)

I did.

Haley (13:32)

That's like. She literally was, like, gaslighting us. The mom.

Bunny (13:36)

The mom is insane. Okay, first of all, okay, so there's a story. Okay? Not trigger warning, but spoiler, spoiler alert. If you haven't watched Unknown Number, don't listen to this part of the podcast. Fast forward through it because we're going to spoil it for you. There's a mom who becomes obsessed with the girl that her daughter's boyfriend, his name is Owen, and she says that at first, the little girl was getting text messages. Like, you're fat, you're. You're too skinny, you're anorexic, you're ugly. And that. She didn't do those text messages, but for a year straight, thousands of text messages. Like 5,000.

Haley (14:24)

Sexual.

Bunny (14:24)

Sexual. Like, she would talk about, Owen wants to finger my pussy and make it cream. Yeah, you're ugly. You need to go kill yourself. Yeah. She was doing this to her own daughter. The mother was doing. And not only that, my heart broke for the dad. Okay, so all, like, this is going on all year. She's texting Owen, she's texting her daughter, and she's texting some of the friends, too, from, like, a private number.

Haley (14:50)

Who's she pretending to be?

Bunny (14:51)

Just some weird psychopath that's, like, stalking them. Right. So nobody knows.

Haley (14:56)

Like, turning everyone against each other.

Bunny (14:57)

Yeah. So the parents are getting involved. Like, who the is texting our kids? Like, this going to the police. Like, everybody's, like, freaked out. Well, finally the FBI gets involved, and they bring this guy out, and he starts tracing all of the text messages back to the mom. So when they go to confront her, to arrest her, because you know she's going to go to jail or to give her the charges, the daughter didn't know. And she's like. The mom literally just completely admits it and is like, yes, I did it, but it. This isn't how it was. This isn't what how it was supposed to be.

Haley (15:30)

Wasn't me at first.

Bunny (15:31)

It wasn't me at first. I don't want to tell my daughter. Well, the. The cops are like, you need to tell your daughter it was you. So she sits the poor girl down, and you can tell the little girl is just, like, so, like, blindsided by this, but loves the. Out of her mom, you know? Yeah.

Haley (15:44)

Her mom's, like, rubbing on her while this is happening, and she's, like, holding her back. I'm like, yeah, I would be so pissed I couldn't hold my mom back.

Bunny (15:51)

Yeah. Like this. She literally bullied her own daughter relentlessly. So the dad walks in, right? And. Well, like, she makes the cop make. The cop was a g. The cop makes her call the husband and is like, you need to come home right now. We need to talk about something. So the dad pulls up, and the cop goes outside to talk to the dad. And the dad's like, like, what is going on? And they're like, it was your wife who's been texting your daughter this whole time. And he's like, are you kidding me? And then he gets hit with a double whammy. The mom has been lying about, like, holding two jobs for the past year, which I don't know how you could lie about something like that one. Where is the money coming in from? Come to find out. She was doing, like, insurance fraud to bring money in on their houses so that the dad ended up at the end of this, losing everything because of the mom. Yeah. But he kicks her out right then.

Haley (16:42)

And is like, oh, it was like, same day.

Bunny (16:44)

Yeah. And it's like, you need to leave. And the poor little girl's crying, and she's like, I'm not le. The mom's like, I'm not leaving her. Blah, blah, blah. Anyways, this mom sits down to do an interview with the people that are doing the documentary, and she's like, I was doing it to find out who was bullying her. Like, the lady is so delusional. And, like, there's something really wrong with her.

Haley (17:07)

Gaslit everyone. Because she's like, you guys have also done something bad. This is just one thing you've seen of me. Like, I'm sure you guys have also done, like, something bad. Like, mine's just looked at, blah, blah, blah. I was like, are you gaslighting me?

Bunny (17:20)

Yeah.

Haley (17:21)

What?

Bunny (17:21)

Yeah. I couldn't have been that interviewer. I couldn't have been that interviewer. I'd have been like, the mom ended up doing a year and a half in prison for this, by the way.

Haley (17:29)

So she's already out now.

Bunny (17:31)

She got out August of 2024. Yeah. And so she's doing this interview after she gets out. Like, if I was interviewing her, I'd have been like, oh, so you didn't learn anything? This is just all. And, like, the little girl was communicating with her the entire time that she was in prison. But then, as when she got out, the dad won't let her see her mom. But now that she's removed from her mom, she's kind of like, dude, you're a fucking weird bitch. And, like, I don't want you in my life.

Haley (17:56)

Poor little girl. She's so brainwashed.

Bunny (17:59)

And she is a beautiful little girl.

Haley (18:00)

And they broke up.

Bunny (18:01)

Really pretty.

Haley (18:02)

It eventually affected them so bad that her and her boyfriend broke up. We house the little girl.

Bunny (18:06)

She's probably like, what, 17?

Haley (18:08)

Happened when she was, like, 15.

Bunny (18:09)

Yeah.

Haley (18:10)

Golly. And your own mom.

Bunny (18:12)

Own mom. And then Owen fudgeing it was talking about how, like, the lady was so obsessed with him that she would, like, cut his steak for him. She would, like, show up to his games. Even after him and the girl broke up, Even after him and her daughter broke up, she would show up to his games and, like, it just. It was a weird.

Haley (18:29)

There's something wrong with that lady.

Bunny (18:31)

Yeah.

Haley (18:32)

Seriously wrong with her.

Bunny (18:33)

And you can see the crazy in her eyes. You could definitely see the craziness. She's all teeth, too. She's all teeth. I mean, Mr. Eddie got on her.

Haley (18:45)

Have you seen the hunchback? Yeah.

Bunny (18:47)

Yeah, I never seen that. Let me see a picture. Yeah. So I just. I could never imagine doing that to my kid, dude. Like, but they said that the. The specialists that were in the documentary said that it's like a form of Munchausen. So instead of making her daughter sick, she was bullying her daughter so that her daughter would come to her and she could be the hero, which the hell. Oh, my God. It looks just like. Oh, my God. Yep, Yep. Now show her a Picture.

Haley (19:16)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked like.

Bunny (19:19)

But yeah, like, when they put it in that perspective, I was like, okay, that makes sense. It's still sick. But in the same way, there's something that. Something happened to her to where she.

Haley (19:28)

Needed that she's not mentally okay.

Bunny (19:30)

Yeah, she. I don't even know how she has children.

Haley (19:32)

Like, it's crazy. Is she the only child or was there multiple children?

Bunny (19:35)

Only child.

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Haley (20:11)

I can see it. That's horrible. The fact she was calling her daughter ugly is wild.

Bunny (20:16)

Well, I think what was happening was she was projecting onto her daughter beautiful. Yeah, her daughter was really. I couldn't believe her daughter was her daughter. Like, her daughter must have got all her looks from her dad because her daughter, she's so pretty, so cute, right? Like, such.

Haley (20:31)

And you're gonna call her ugly?

Bunny (20:33)

Like, oh, she called her way worse. Like, I mean, it was so bad.

Haley (20:36)

Guys, I gotta go watch this.

Bunny (20:38)

Yeah, you have. If you guys haven't watched Unknown Number, go watch it. It's definitely worth a watch. And it'll hold your attention the entire time because this lady is just batshit fudgeing insane.

Haley (20:47)

Is it like, episodes or just a documentary? Like an hour and a half.

Bunny (20:51)

Yeah.

Haley (20:51)

Great. My favorite.

Bunny (20:52)

It's short and sweet. Yeah, Straight to the point.

Haley (20:54)

To the point.

Bunny (20:55)

Yeah. I love that.

Haley (20:55)

I, I, I got a little lost in that one series we watched where the mom was, like, abusive. The YouTube mom.

Bunny (21:02)

Oh, Ruby Frank.

Haley (21:03)

Yeah, the Ruby Frank thing. It was just like, episode after episode, but, like. Yeah, that was rough. But this I could do.

Bunny (21:09)

Yeah, the Ruby thing was way too long.

Haley (21:12)

But how do you fit all that story into something less? Yeah, this. This is crazy. I can't believe this.

Bunny (21:17)

Yeah, you gotta watch it.

Haley (21:18)

Being a mother, like, you know, you could never imagine doing that to your child. Like, I couldn't. Olivia and Bailey, like, I just couldn't imagine looking at them and being like, I want to hurt you.

Bunny (21:30)

No, this goes back to where I. And stems back to where I always say it's always. It seems like the people who don't deserve children always have them.

Haley (21:38)

Yes.

Bunny (21:39)

Like, my Sister. She's had five kids and lost every one of them to the state. And then her sister over here is, like, literally going through IVF treatments to.

Haley (21:47)

You know, when I was in the middle of fertility, I had a lady who had multiple children taken away. She was like, you just hate. You're just mad because you can't have kids is what she told me.

Bunny (21:57)

Yeah.

Haley (21:57)

Nothing made me want to stab her more.

Bunny (21:59)

It's crazy. That's what.

Haley (22:01)

Tell me that.

Bunny (22:01)

That's what everybody's new thing online is for me, too. Whenever, like, if. If I get in a confrontation with anybody online or anything. Like, this girl the other day was like, oh, figures you'd wear Balenciaga or something like that. And I was like, you couldn't unfollow me at any time. She's like, well, at least I have two beautiful children that I birthed of my own. And it's like, first of all, I didn't even want kids till a year ago.

Haley (22:23)

Okay?

Bunny (22:23)

Like, everybody thinks that that's gonna hurt me. And it's like, no. It makes me realize how sick you are to even try to stoop to that level and say something like that to a stranger that you've never met. But two, it's like, I didn't even want kids till literally, like, a year and a half ago. And if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. It's not like having children is gonna hang my moon or my stars.

Haley (22:43)

Yeah.

Bunny (22:43)

Yes. I would definitely. I would love to have another star in my sky and add something with Jay and I, but. And, yes, I've been through hell trying to make these babies, which you guys don't even know half the story yet. But at the same time, it's like, that doesn't hurt me. That just makes me realize how sick our world really is, because that's what people try to, like, use against you.

Haley (23:07)

And what was shitty is I actually knew this person.

Bunny (23:09)

Yeah. That's terrible.

Haley (23:10)

These people on the Internet are telling me that this was my cousin's wife.

Bunny (23:13)

Yeah, that's even worse.

Haley (23:15)

Yeah. I was like, I know you. I could hurt you. Yeah. You're not saying this. I could run you over. I know where you live.

Bunny (23:21)

The next family gathering.

Haley (23:23)

That's crazy. I can't imagine, because in my head, I, like, already planned out how I would hurt her. I can't imagine because, like, if someone's on the other side of a keyboard, nothing enrages me more than, like, I can't punch you in the face.

Bunny (23:35)

Well, yes, I know how that. I know. I have some fucking crackhead who's making a 454 story series about me right now, and literally it's all lies. And you know what I don't understand? I am sitting at home with my cow. I don't bother anybody. And the people in the comments are like, she's got sinister energy. She's a bad human. And I'm just like, bro, I'm sitting at home with my animals who were. Who adore me and who I worship and love, and I'm not bothering anybody. And they just come out of left field. They're literally digital mosquitoes, like I said.

Haley (24:12)

That's such a good word.

Bunny (24:13)

They're digital mosquitoes that literally will smell, suck the life force and the blood out of anybody who's more relevant than them.

Haley (24:19)

They just know your name forever College.

Bunny (24:22)

That's what she said.

Haley (24:22)

That's what it is.

Bunny (24:23)

That's what she said in one of her videos. She's. She said. What did she say? She said. She said. Yeah, I. I tend to meet my people when I post about them. It's like, no, you're meeting people who literally have dogs as their profile pictures and are the lowest, scummiest humans in the earth. Okay. Like, what are you to. That's not your. Is that your people?

Haley (24:45)

Like, geez, I guess everyone has to have their circle.

Bunny (24:49)

Yeah. Yeah. I just get so tired of the Internet sometimes, and I'm just like, sometimes I have to take a break because I'm just like, this is crazy.

Haley (24:57)

It gets overwhelming.

Bunny (24:58)

It gets overwhelming. And it's just the things that people say is just so weird.

Haley (25:02)

Wild.

Bunny (25:03)

It's like, didn't used to be this bad.

Haley (25:08)

No.

Bunny (25:08)

It's like people really try to hurt other people that they've never even met.

Haley (25:13)

A thousand percent. Yeah. Before, no one had platforms. Now everyone has platforms.

Bunny (25:18)

Oh, anybody and their mom. Free. The Internet should not be free. No. You should have to pay a monthly subscription for Internet because then maybe you wouldn't abuse it.

Haley (25:27)

Yeah, right.

Bunny (25:27)

No, it's. I don't even know how we got on that subject for the bullying of the mom and all that stuff. But yeah, the Internet's a crazy world, but I could never imagine doing that to my child. There's no way ever. I'm so, so protective of my friends and my family. There's no way that I, if any, that I would have found that lady and drug her out of her house.

Haley (25:48)

You would have found that within a week. The fact took them a year yeah. Why do we waste so much time?

Bunny (25:53)

And she's so crazy that she was using a VPN app. Yeah, that.

Haley (26:00)

I mean, she really went above and beyond.

Bunny (26:02)

She had multiple phones. It was. She said it consumed her life. She woke up some days and did, like, 10 hours of just non stop texting.

Haley (26:11)

You have 10 hours in a day.

Bunny (26:13)

She's not working. She's doing insurance scam fraud or whatever.

Haley (26:19)

Wild. That's crazy.

Bunny (26:20)

I know. What do you guys got for. For me? You guys got any?

Haley (26:23)

Mine's short and sweet. Let's go. Her ex, whatever. She tried to get revenge, put him on Grindr, except he was already a member.

Bunny (26:33)

I saw that one. Yeah.

Haley (26:35)

You said no.

Bunny (26:38)

I was like, no, we're not. We're not doing this. No, we're not.

Haley (26:42)

Wild.

Bunny (26:43)

We're not.

Haley (26:44)

So funny.

Bunny (26:45)

No, I can't. First of all, I feel like a lot of men are in the closet these days. I do.

Haley (26:54)

We.

Bunny (26:54)

We get so many dms from women who have said that their significant others are either on these, you know, gay date. Which. There's nothing wrong with it.

Haley (27:06)

No, no.

Bunny (27:07)

But it's like, I feel like we're in a world where it's so much more accepting now. Is it the problem that they're not accepting it themselves? So they want to hurt women?

Haley (27:19)

Maybe. But, like, I feel. Yeah, we're, like, in such an accepting. Okay. I also have a conspiracy theory, guys. About to go down a wormhole.

Bunny (27:26)

Yeah.

Haley (27:26)

Someone said, I don't know how true this is, and I haven't looked too far into it. Okay, so, like, you know how women are taking, like, so much birth control and stuff? Like.

Bunny (27:35)

And I know exactly what you're going to say.

Haley (27:37)

You know what I'm gonna say?

Bunny (27:38)

Testosterone levels are low.

Haley (27:40)

Yeah.

Bunny (27:40)

Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Well, it's not just the birth control, though. It's also our food.

Haley (27:46)

Yeah. Yeah. Everything.

Bunny (27:48)

Yeah. Like, our food is not good with everybody.

Haley (27:52)

Products we use. Use.

Bunny (27:54)

Yeah. Everything. Our babies. The baby soap I use is supposed to be, like, a hormone disruptor.

Haley (28:00)

Yes.

Bunny (28:01)

Baby soap.

Haley (28:02)

I know. And imagine we're putting that on children already. Or like, even everyone's obsessed with melatonin right now.

Bunny (28:08)

Yes. And, well, that. That spikes your estrogen.

Haley (28:10)

Yeah. And it, like, messes with these kids. Like, some of these kids are going into early puberty because these parents are, like, shoving it down their throats to go to the bed. Like, I've never in my life given my kids melatonin. I'm very much against it because of how many. Like, they don't know what that's doing. And some people, I like, literally know parents who like, drug their children, like in the sense of like, here, take these Melatonins at this time every night so you're to bed and like, I can have my night away from you. And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. Or like Benadryl or whatever they can to like dose these children to go.

Bunny (28:42)

To bed at night causes like early dementia. I stopped taking it when I found.

Haley (28:45)

Out that my dude, my doctor said, don't you dare give Benadryl to your children. I was like, like, that's like the go. That's what everyone always says. Like, if they're having an allergic reaction, they said, no, Claritin is just as good and it's not as bad on the kids hearts. And like, we had to be told that because Olivia has heart issues. Yeah. And they were like, she do not give Olivia Benadryl because it has long term effects on small children because your hearts aren't as developed as like an adult would be.

Bunny (29:09)

Yeah, crazy. Crazy. Yeah, I would. I used to take Benadryl, just little bits of it every single night to try to sleep. And there was one time where, like, I even in. When we were in Europe, dude, I took Benadryl, like every night that we were there. And it hit me so hard that I had a Benadryl hangover for 24 hours.

Haley (29:28)

Yes.

Bunny (29:29)

You will never want to curl into a ball and cry more in your life than having a Benadryl hangover.

Haley (29:34)

Everyone. I OD'd on the door on the bus. That was wild. Shaking Haley away.

Bunny (29:45)

It is the worst feeling in the world.

Haley (29:48)

My dreams were vivid.

Bunny (29:49)

And I take children's Benadryl, so I couldn't imagine.

Haley (29:53)

Well, it's because we didn't even dose it. We just put it in a red solo cup and said, oh, yeah, didn't you do that to Mo? She came out with the glass.

Bunny (30:01)

She didn't want to fudge. Nobody wanted to listen to me. I'm like, just take a little bit. And I was like, pile it on. You know, because she's such a fudgeing lush. Yeah. She's like me a double. So I'm going to swash it down, you know, like, that's how Mo fucking is. So I gave her and she took it and she did, but. And she didn't. Wasn't even phased.

Haley (30:17)

That was the night we thought she took double Benadryl. And really, you accidentally gave her an antibiotic? Whoops.

Bunny (30:22)

And let me tell you Something about the antibiotics in Europe.

Haley (30:25)

They're great.

Bunny (30:26)

They will heal. You knocked it out one day. One day I was sick because I refused to take the antibiotics. And then the day I took them, I started feeling better.

Haley (30:35)

I was like, I remember when. Let's go scootering.

Bunny (30:37)

Yeah.

Haley (30:38)

When I put throat spray up my nose.

Bunny (30:46)

So, yeah. You know, we need to talk about this on the podcast.

Haley (30:51)

Okay.

Bunny (30:52)

You guys will have to listen to the hour long podcast and find out why Haley put throat spray up her nose. We'll talk about it in the hour long podcast. That'll drop this week.

Haley (31:02)

This one said, I broke up with a guy. He crawled underneath my car and put an air tag. When I found it, he tried to ask for his air tag back.

Bunny (31:11)

That's not so crazy to me because I had an ex that put a tracker on my car.

Haley (31:14)

What?

Bunny (31:15)

Yeah. Yeah.

Haley (31:17)

How'd you find out? That's a little crazy.

Bunny (31:19)

You just. They appear everywhere that you are, so.

Haley (31:22)

Oh, I knew that. Like, you know, air tags tell you there's something, like traveling with you. So I would get that, but I can imagine. Just a tracker on something.

Bunny (31:29)

I always have an air tag thing pop up on my phone all the time.

Haley (31:32)

You could be with someone that has one. We should look into that.

Bunny (31:36)

Yeah. Well, I know.

Haley (31:37)

So. Yeah. Why did you just say that now?

Bunny (31:39)

Well, it happens all the time. Like, I always get it at random times and random. Like, it's crazy. I'll show. I'll screenshot it next time it happens.

Haley (31:45)

Please.

Bunny (31:46)

But I always did I always. You can detach from it. You can say, like, you don't want to give updates or whatever.

Haley (31:52)

Air tag or airpods.

Bunny (31:54)

Air tag. Right.

Haley (31:55)

I do. I do. Air tag.

Bunny (31:56)

It'll be.

Haley (31:57)

Air tag is like moving with you, but it'll be like someone else's air tag is with you.

Bunny (32:03)

Like, I've never gotten this happens a.

Haley (32:05)

Lot in the airport or when I'm with you.

Bunny (32:06)

It happens when I'm with you.

Haley (32:08)

It's probably my air pods. No, it says air tag.

Bunny (32:10)

No, mine says air tag.

Haley (32:16)

No.

Bunny (32:16)

Oh, guys. Oh, hell.

Haley (32:20)

That was you this whole time. No, I have AirPods.

Bunny (32:23)

I don't know where mine's coming up either.

Haley (32:26)

Oh, yeah, we should look into that.

Bunny (32:28)

Hold on. I'm gonna look and see if she wrote us back about if it's the stuff. Yeah, sister. Or the stepbrother.

Haley (32:33)

I've gotten air maxes before when we travel with, like, air tags. Jb.

Bunny (32:40)

Nope, she hasn't replied yet, but I'll keep you guys. I'll keep you guys in the loop.

Haley (32:43)

We'll post it on Facebook.

Bunny (32:44)

All right, we'll do one more. Because I have. There was a lot of really good ones. Heather said, I have some doozies in my past, but once I was dating a guy I worked with and he always wanted me to leave a pair of my undies. Well, I left, but forgot something and came in to him wearing my undies with a ski mask on, with the crotch part over his nose and mouth. Mouth. I was dumbfounded. And then I busted out laughing.

Haley (33:11)

What? Why we have a ski mask on?

Bunny (33:13)

I don't know.

Haley (33:14)

He's like a cereal panty sniffer.

Bunny (33:17)

I don't know. I mean, was he just jerking his gherkin? Just going to town with what jerking is. Gherkin.

Haley (33:24)

All right. I like that word. I like the word gherkin.

Bunny (33:31)

It's better than moist.

Haley (33:33)

Okay.

Bunny (33:35)

I don't know. Some people. You know, as we've learned on this show, people got some weird going on.

Haley (33:40)

Yeah, I know. I read one of them. I lost it. I didn't even screenshot it. How someone came into Spencer's one time. It was like, hey, can people return adult toys? Oh. And the girl was like, yeah. And he's like, what do you do with them? And she was like, we destroy them. And he's like, can I buy them from you?

Bunny (33:56)

Ew.

Haley (33:59)

Yeah. Wild.

Bunny (34:00)

It baffles me how people do not have a problem using other people's vibrators. It is so weird.

Haley (34:06)

That's the weirdest thing. Someone in my stories asked the other day and like, my ass to a confessor sign things like why they don't they sell uncircumcised vibrators? I was like, who's gonna wash that?

Bunny (34:17)

Who?

Haley (34:18)

Right?

Bunny (34:20)

Can you imagine how dirty that would get?

Haley (34:21)

That's what I'm saying.

Bunny (34:22)

It would probably have bacteria underneath it.

Haley (34:25)

You would cause so many issues.

Bunny (34:26)

Yeah. Okay. And on that note, we're out of here. Love you. See you later. Gotta go. Toodaloo. Bye. Bye. Shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. Like that. Let's put it online and see what happens.

Haley (34:42)

Stage and the site is live.

Bunny (34:45)

That reopened a store and need a fast checkout. Stage thanks. You're all set. That count it up and ship it around the globe Stage.

Haley (34:51)

This one's going to Thailand.

Bunny (34:54)

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