Ask, Tell, Confess: Is Our GLP-3 Making Our Loins Quiver?

Summary

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Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Is Our GLP-3 Making Our Loins Quiver?
Release Date: December 19, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Jaime, Sheila, Haley, Brook

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Overview

This episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast is a chaotic, laughter-filled round of "Ask, Tell, Confess," where Bunnie XO and her crew deliver their signature humor and raw honesty. They read and dissect listeners' hilarious (and sometimes dark) “Yelp reviews” of their exes and wild past relationships. The show explores themes of relationship trauma, toxic exes, personal accountability, and the bizarre turns of real-life drama—always with a comedic, unfiltered tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter and Medication Side Effects

• The team kicks off, joking about Jaime's improved experience with "Retta" (believed to be GLP-1/GLP-3 weight loss meds) and how it’s making everyone “horny.”
• All hosts agree these medications seem to be unexpectedly increasing their libido.
  • Quote: “We have all agreed that Retta has made us all horny.” (Jaime, 04:10)
  • Haley thought it was just ovulation, but the meds are to blame.

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2. Book Tour Nerves and Raising the Bar

• Jaime expresses anxiety about possibly not selling tickets for her upcoming book tour, despite strong book sales.
• Discussion about how boring typical book/podcast tours are, promising their show would be “engaging” and fun.
  • Quote: “If we do this book tour, we’re gonna do it right… I would like to up the ante.” (Jaime, 06:12)
• Mentions how well the book has been received: “Thousands of books… it’s crazy.” (Jaime, 08:50)

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3. Yelp Review Confessions: Audience Stories & Reactions

A series of "Yelp reviews" about exes spark shock, laughter, and tough love from the cast.

a. Cheating Husband During Cancer (Samantha’s Story)

• Samantha’s ex used her cancer diagnosis and recovery (after hysterectomy) as an excuse to cheat—going as far as having his girlfriend meet him at the hospital.
  • Quote: “My loving husband texted his girlfriend an update, and she came to the hospital and helped him relieve stress in the parking lot.” (Bunny reading Samantha’s review, 11:03)
• Hosts are outraged, emphasizing the emotional devastation and karma.
  • “If your wife is dying… and you can’t keep your pecker in your pants? You’re scum of the earth.” (Haley, 11:31)
  • “Karma comes hard, dude. I hope nobody comes harder than karma.” (Jaime, 12:17)
• Team urges Samantha to give an update and leave the relationship.
  • “We need an update.” (Haley, 13:27)

b. The "Bridge Troll" Ex & Bed-wetting Partners (Tiff's Story)

• Tiff describes her ex as a “bridge troll” with an “equally unhealthy baby mama”—lazy, narcissistic, bed-wetter, and manipulative.
  • Quote: “At first glance, he is a bridge troll. But I get joy from rescuing ugly, wounded animals.” (Sheila, 13:54)
  • “Pees the bed, gaslights, threatens to unalive himself when you want to leave.”
• Team riffs on the horror of waking up in someone else's urine.
  • “Oh, laying in someone else’s pee too…” (Bunny, 15:36)

c. The Darkest Review: Cross-dressing, Violence, and Narcissism

• One review describes an ex who is “a knight in shining armor, but in reality, he’s a toad in tinfoil.” Polyamorous cheater, narcissist, and abusive.
  • Quote: “Best advice is, run—don’t walk. This one will beat on you and try to make you a missing person.” (Haley, 18:25)
• Panel expresses shock and concern at the potential danger.
  • “That got dark quick.” (Jaime, 19:04)
  • “That’s kind of giving Dahmer.” (Sheila, 20:49)

d. Accountability and Mutual Toxicity in Relationships

• Panel reflects on the mutual nature of toxicity; sometimes both partners are at fault.
  • “Don’t stay in a relationship and verbally abuse someone… you can’t push the monster and get mad when he bites.” (Jaime, 21:52)
  • “When you become happy and respectful, it speaks volumes.” (Haley, 22:49)
  • Jaime recognizes her own growth from past toxic relationships.

e. Absurd Metaphors: Real Estate as Relationships & Prison Sentences

• Humorous Yelps using home-buying analogies for relationships.
  • “The pipes were old and rusty… just stirred up the bugs that hid in the walls… will have to come from his cellmate in the next 75 years.” (Sheila, 24:05)
• Team guesses why the ex is in prison: Drugs? Murder?
  • “75 years—that’s like two lives!” (Jaime, 25:27)

f. Down the Rabbit Hole: Addiction & Urban Despair

• Conversation veers into Philadelphia’s drug crisis, homelessness, and YouTube channels documenting “real life.”
  • “That breaks my heart… those people are just so lost.” (Jaime, 27:19)
  • Mentions “Soft White Underbelly”—a show interviewing marginalized people in stark, raw fashion.

g. Quick-fire Review: Financially, Mentally Abusive Harley Wannabe

• “6 foot, long hair, looks like he belongs on a Harley but didn’t have one … very protective but very controlling. Two out of ten, wouldn’t recommend.” (Sheila, 28:46)
• Hosts joke about how height still scored the ex a “2/10.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Retta/GLP-3 Side Effects:
  “I don’t mind it—a nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug.”
  — Jaime (04:33)

• Cheating During Cancer:
  “You’re a human pile of dog dookie with corn in it. I’m telling you, the corn is what takes it to another level.”
  — Jaime (12:27-13:39)

• On Self-Awareness:
  “I look back at my old relationships like, ‘Wow, we were both toxic…’ so was I.”
  — Haley (22:49)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:10 | Retta/GLP-3: “Have you all gotten hornier?” | | 05:06 | Jaime opens up about book tour nerves | | 10:22 | Start of Yelp review confession segment | | 11:03 | Samantha’s cancer story—hospital cheating revelation | | 13:54 | Tiff’s “bridge troll,” bed-wetting, manipulative ex | | 18:25 | The “missing person” review: extreme, abusive ex | | 21:52 | Discussion on mutual toxicity & relational accountability | | 24:05 | Metaphorical “property review” of a jailed ex | | 26:23 | Addiction & urban despair—Philadelphia, YouTube documentaries | | 28:46 | Quick-fire: controlling “Harley” wannabe ex | | 29:20 | Outro: how to submit your review |

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Tone & Language

• The crew stays unapologetically real, blending dark humor, empathy, and brashness.
• Swearing and blunt language are frequent; outrage and concern are balanced with comedic relief.
• Listeners are encouraged to “keep it real” and embrace both accountability and healing.

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How to Participate

Listeners can submit their own wild reviews or confessionals by joining the Dumb Blonde Podcast communities on YouTube or Facebook.

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Summary

This “Ask, Tell, Confess” episode of Dumb Blonde is a wild therapy session spiked with humor, honesty, and support. The chaotic energy keeps it light, even as the stories get dark and bizarre. The hosts perform a delicate balance—making fun, empathizing, and calling out toxic behavior, while connecting deeper themes about healing, accountability, and the messiness of real life and relationships.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Jaime]

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[Sheila]

Ask Token Best Also.

[Jaime]

What guys were you texting? Horny texting too. Haley.

[Sheila]

All right, you ready?

[Haley]

Start.

[Jaime]

Oh, we've started.

[Sheila]

Oh no, I wasn't texting. It was in person.

[Haley]

She went out last night. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Oh, and who was it?

[Sheila]

I don't want to say his name.

[Jaime]

Hello friends.

[Bunny]

Welcome to another as Confess.

[Haley]

Yep. Who did you say she sounded like?

[Sheila]

Allison Chains.

[Haley]

Got it.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've come to snap the rooster.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Jaime, how's your ears?

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[Jaime]

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[Haley]

Cat dad.

[Sheila]

I can't.

[Jaime]

Like, you willingly went online and bought that shirt.

[Brook]

Oh, no, it was a gift. My Brook's mom gave it to me. Oh, yeah.

[Jaime]

I love that. But she knows Brook's mom's hot, too. Didn't hear she was hot, too.

[Brook]

And she's single, so.

[Jaime]

Any nice fellas single and ready to mingle, guys, that's all we do is hook people up on this freaking show. All right, well, my next. My next week of Retta has been way better than the first week, guys. I severely lowered my dose. Watered down the old rat tattoo. And, yeah, I feel your girl feels good. Except I feel like I'm going to puke right now because I had to take an antibiotic, too.

[Haley]

So you're going through it over there.

[Jaime]

That's how my day is fucking going, man. How about you guys?

[Haley]

Doing pretty good.

[Jaime]

Horny, you say? We have all agreed that Retta has made us all horny.

[Haley]

I thought I was just ovulating, but then she brought it to the table. She said, do we feel? And we all went.

[Sheila]

I was like, you know what? Last night makes sense. Yeah. This past week.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I've been. I've been really raring and ready to roll. I'm like, where is this coming from?

[Haley]

That's nice.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I don't mind it. Nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug. All right, so we.

[Haley]

Old rigamarole.

[Jaime]

Yeah, the old rigor moral. Come on, Haley, say it. Give me a little rigor roll.

[Sheila]

I hate it.

[Jaime]

She hates.

[Sheila]

I hate those words together.

[Jaime]

Mimi said it downstairs, and she was ready to fight people. So we've been going over the book tour show that we're gonna do for you guys. My biggest fear is, what if I don't sell any tickets?

[Sheila]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Oh, my God, I'm so scared, you guys. Because it's different when you sell a book. That's not asking people to travel, to pay for gas, to pay for tickets, to pay for flights, pay for hotel rooms.

[Bunny]

You know, like, that's a big ask.

[Jaime]

And I can sell the out of some merch and some books, and I.

[Bunny]

Can sell the out of stuff online. But can I sell tickets to a show? I'm nervous.

[Jaime]

Would you guys come?

[Sheila]

I thought you were asking us.

[Jaime]

No, I wasn't looking to be there.

[Haley]

Please.

[Bunny]

No.

[Jaime]

You guys are obligated to be there. I'm talking to these guys out here. Would you guys answer in the comments? If you guys, if we announce a book tour, if you guys would come to the nearest city near you to come and hang out with us for an hour and a half, two hours and listen. I have been watching people's shows and I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for saying this, but I have watched like book tour shows and podcast shows. They're fudgeing boring. Like I wouldn't go to that shit. So I promise you guys, like you already know how I do things. If we do this book tour, we're going to do it right. It'll be very engaging. It's going to be a lot of fun. I would like to up the ante on podcast shows and book tour shows.

[Haley]

You're going to set a bar?

[Jaime]

I hope so.

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[Jaime]

If not, it's just going to be one big fucking glittery us in a theater.

[Bunny]

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[Jaime]

I'll just pan to the audience and it's you guys.

[Sheila]

The spongebob means like.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sheila]

Just one person, literally.

[Bunny]

It's all right though.

[Haley]

Can we get a TikTok before the show starts? It's just us in the crowd.

[Jaime]

Yeah, literally. I'll be happy with anybody that shows up. But even if nobody shows up, thank you guys for all the books you've been buying because it's been in the so great. Lots of thousands of books. Like, it's crazy.

[Haley]

Crushing all the. Everything that we could have expected. We are so stoked with how everyone has received this book.

[Jaime]

Stripped down Baby coming near you February 17th. It's coming so fast.

[Haley]

It's literally like finalizing plans. I was like, guys, we're looking at like two months.

[Jaime]

We've been talking about this. A month and a half. We've been talking about this literally for so long and now it's like finally coming to fruition.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

Of course.

[Jaime]

The Chach has to come to the show.

[Haley]

Comes out on stage with you.

[Jaime]

Oh, he'll sit there the whole time.

[Sheila]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Actually, I don't know if he sees people in the audience though he might try to go and hang out with them.

[Haley]

Little hyphy.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

He gets a little high.

[Jaime]

He'd be like, you know how he.

[Sheila]

Does remember meet and greets. He would go and find the children.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sheila]

Where's Georgie?

[Haley]

He's behind.

[Sheila]

Behind a curtain with a child.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

He loves the kids. Dude. Thank You. He's a big old kid. All right, so we are going to continue this week of Yelp reviews. This will be the last episode on this. But we just. They were so good that we couldn't do another show.

[Haley]

The feedback on this was great, everyone.

[Jaime]

Hilarious.

[Haley]

Obsessed with it. So we dove back into everyone's submissions, and they were hilarious.

[Jaime]

All right, I'm gonna kick this one off because I don't want any of you to steal.

[Bunny]

Which one shall I use first?

[Jaime]

This one was kind of up. Samantha wrote in, and she said 0 out of 5 stars.

[Sheila]

God dang it.

[Jaime]

It's good. It's a good one. It's a good one. Doesn't like to work and will look.

[Bunny]

For anything as an excuse to quit.

[Jaime]

Mommy issues. Narcissists. That needs to be center of attention.

[Bunny]

Especially the attention of other women.

[Jaime]

Used my cancer as an excuse to.

[Bunny]

Cheat on me because he wasn't getting the attention a support, supportive husband should get.

[Jaime]

In April 2021, I had a hysterectomy due to cancer. I almost died. During surgery, my mom and husband were told I was getting a blood transfusion. And to prepare themselves, my loving husband.

[Bunny]

Texted his girlfriend an update, and she.

[Jaime]

Came to the hospital and helped him.

[Bunny]

Relieve stress in the parking lot.

[Jaime]

Hate him.

[Sheila]

Ate him.

[Jaime]

Why on earth are you married? Why are you married? You know, like, what if your wife is dying of a terminal illness and you can't keep your pecker in your pants? You're a human.

[Haley]

You are, like, scum of the earth.

[Sheila]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Like, you don't even deserve. You need to trade places with your wife and take on her suffering.

[Haley]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jaime]

I just. I.

[Bunny]

You hear about that so much, too.

[Jaime]

About, like, men that are cheating. Like, I don't know if you guys are keeping up drama. Oh, God, I don't even want to get into it, but go down that rabbit hole. But, yeah, whenever you have time on your own, go down that rabbit hole. But, man, it's just. It's really disheartening that, you know, you can't even trust the person that you said, till death do us part for sickness and in health while you're fucking sick. It's really sad.

[Haley]

That's so depressing.

[Jaime]

And the girl that goes to the.

[Bunny]

Hospital to suck them off or do.

[Jaime]

Whatever it is that she was doing.

[Haley]

Like, you are also scum. Earth.

[Jaime]

I would hate to be those people, because karma comes hard, dude.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I hope nobody comes harder than karma. Yeah. I just had to say it.

[Haley]

Clip that. Yeah, clip it. Clip it.

[Jaime]

But, yeah, that was Pretty rough, man.

[Haley]

I'm.

[Jaime]

Well, I'm happy that you're alive to tell the story. Samantha. Shout out to you for being a warrior and for kicking cancer's ass. If it's in remission. I don't know if it is or not. If not, and you're still going through it, you're still a warrior because you're still here. But, yeah, your husband. And I hope you're still not married to him. We need an update.

[Haley]

Husband or husband?

[Jaime]

It says husband, I believe. Hold on. I deleted it. Can you pull it up? What does it say?

[Sheila]

I deleted it, too, man.

[Jaime]

I think she said husband. I don't think she said.

[Sheila]

I thought she said husband, too.

[Jaime]

Samantha.

[Haley]

No, he better not.

[Jaime]

Sammy. You better divorce that dude. Him. And then that's another thing. Like, why stay married to somebody that you have that much resentment to?

[Sheila]

You said husband.

[Jaime]

Oh, no.

[Haley]

She's talking in current.

[Sheila]

Well, she's kind of talking in past. I need to know. I need.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Sam, we need an update.

[Haley]

Update.

[Jaime]

Let us know. We'll talk about it next week. But I hope you're not still with that heaping pile of dog dookie with corn in it. I'm telling you, the corn is the.

[Sheila]

Corn to another level.

[Jaime]

It's a big lump, knob.

[Haley]

It's full of juice.

[Sheila]

I don't remember the rest.

[Jaime]

It's corn.

[Sheila]

It's corn.

[Haley]

All right.

[Jaime]

What do you guys got that's so funny?

[Haley]

Go ahead, Haley. Okay.

[Sheila]

This is from Tiff, and she said 0 out of 10. At first glance, he is a bridge troll. I should have taken that as a factory warning, but I get joy from rescuing ugly, wounded animals.

[Jaime]

I love pound puppies, too.

[Sheila]

Comes with an equally unhealthy baby mama. Like staying up late to work as an excuse to drink. Likes doing absolutely nothing outside of the house. Thinks he's a rock star. The first thing my dad said to me when I told him I was getting divorced. That guy cannot sing.

[Haley]

He.

[Sheila]

This is wild.

[Jaime]

Dad's been holding that in.

[Haley]

Hater.

[Jaime]

Dad was waiting for that moment.

[Sheila]

Pees the bed, gaslights, threatens to unalive himself when you want to leave him. All of things I love to try to fix about people. But when you get tired of the weight he puts on your shoulders and decide to fix yourself, I. He blames everything on you and says you are the toxic one. I would rather a cactus and stick razor blades covered in rubbing alcohol up my ass and spend one day with this guy.

[Haley]

I get it. It's a great review. Insanely good. But the Pee in the bed.

[Sheila]

Peeing the bed is what got me. That's what made me screenshot that one.

[Jaime]

I used to have a girlfriend who peed the bed all the time. And it's uncomfortable because you never know when it's gonna happen. You know, like when she would get really up too, she would just pee, piss everywhere.

[Sheila]

I had a. I had a girl. That happened to you?

[Jaime]

Yes.

[Sheila]

My ex roommate had some random chick over. She was so drunk, she stumbled into my room and laid on top of me while I was sleeping. And I got so pissed and I. When my roommate's room, I was like, get her the out of my bed. I come back, I get her out. I lay in my bed and it's wet. It was like three in the morning. I was so pissed.

[Bunny]

Oh, laying in somebody else's pee too.

[Jaime]

Oh my God. And then it gets cold.

[Sheila]

I threw the mattress away. Oh yeah. I threw it all away.

[Haley]

I was like, recover.

[Jaime]

No, that's crazy.

[Sheila]

I didn't even know the girl either.

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[Sheila]

I wonder where she's at now.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I wonder how.

[Haley]

She's probably pissing in other people's beds.

[Jaime]

I hope not. I hope she got a at least wears a diaper a little bit. Kegels something.

[Sheila]

God, I don't think I've ever gotten that drunk to where I eat myself.

[Jaime]

No, I haven't either. And I've been really up. Dude.

[Haley]

I puked on myself. I've never peed on myself.

[Jaime]

Definitely pu. Myself. Never peed though, thankfully. All right, well, okay, that sucks.

[Haley]

Mine was the one you just read, so let me find my other one.

[Jaime]

Here they come to snub the rooster.

[Haley]

0 out of 10 don't recommend. He will lead you to believe he is a knight in shining armor. But in reality, he's a toad in tinfoil. No female or male is safe around him because he came out as a cross dresser before I had left him. He is a major narcissist, psychopath, sociopath. He can't keep it in his pants. He will cheat on you with a man or woman or both. He thinks the more the merrier. Everything is always your fault. Comes with a major love bombing. Then the gaslighting. Best advice is run, don't walk. This one will beat on you and try to make you a missing person.

[Jaime]

Damn, I got dark.

[Haley]

That got dark. Quick, guys.

[Jaime]

We'll try to beat on you and.

[Bunny]

Make you a missing person.

[Haley]

So I'm guessing that he's taken it even further before.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I feel like maybe she should have outed him and given us a first and last name, possibly an address.

[Haley]

Yeah, a little bit more.

[Jaime]

That dude doesn't sound like he needs to be on the street. And he's a switch hitter. Nobody's safe.

[Haley]

Nobody's safe around. That's scary.

[Jaime]

Wow, that is scary. What are you over there doing with your chair?

[Haley]

Trying to hide. My ears perked up.

[Jaime]

I have no comment about that last one because that one was a little heavy.

[Haley]

That was crazy.

[Sheila]

Yeah, there's.

[Haley]

You know what? You really realize how crazy people are out there once you start looking into other people's lives. Yeah, truly and Honestly, you know, we do these sometimes, like, on our stories and stuff. And, like, Bunny's been confessed murders and.

[Brook]

Well, I'm just looking, like, where do you find these people? Like, that description that you just read. Where do you find a guy like that?

[Jaime]

Well, the problem is, is you don't find them. They find you because their personality is pretty much like, men that are like that love vulnerable women. So more than likely he got in through, like, a breakup or, like, it was a girl's night out and she was feeling lonely. Like, those dudes, like, pray.

[Haley]

They pray. That's such a good word.

[Jaime]

Even if they don't realize they're doing it, they're programmed and conditioned, and that's just. Their trauma is hurting people, so they just look for easy victims.

[Brook]

That makes sense.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That's crazy.

[Sheila]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That's.

[Sheila]

Even serial killer kind of.

[Haley]

I mean, I really kind of feel like that one was.

[Sheila]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

That's why I told her. I was like, I don't have any comment, because I feel like we should have got a first and last name on that.

[Sheila]

I thought it was. It was like, this is kind of giving Dahmer.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

All right. 0 out of 5 makes for good company when sober. Otherwise, we'll wet the bed if drunk enough. The flags you see are red indeed. We'll try to convince you they're green. Does not take while to being called bitch. Look, I mean, listen, Jasmine, we're on your side here, but, I mean, you can't demascalize a man by calling him A and expect good things to happen. Plus, would recommend calling him one when he's drunk for entertainment purposes only. Not likely to remember next day. All right, Jasmine, you might be part of the problem we're antagonizing here. Yeah, you might be part of the problem. I can't really agree with that one. Yes, he might be drunk, but then don't be with a man who's constantly drunk. Just break up with him. Don't stay in a relationship and verbally abuse somebody. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't push the monster and get mad when he bites.

[Haley]

Exactly. You're biting that hand and. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Brook]

It is kind of funny, though, to have a girl call you a. As a guy.

[Jaime]

Listen, I have called plenty of men.

[Haley]

Damn.

[Jaime]

I don't think I've ever called a guy a husband. Except my husband. I have never called my husband.

[Haley]

I would never call my husband a. But, yeah, I have called men very disgusting.

[Jaime]

Oh, I have said the most horrific things to other Men.

[Haley]

I. I always verbally, like, took out my anger. I was never feeling, like, super physical with men, but, yeah, if they pissed me off, like, I'm cutting you in the throat with my words. Oh, verbal, I'll go back to your family. I'll go after everything.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I used to be like that too, before my healed.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm not like that.

[Jaime]

Well, you also have a man that makes you feel safe. Because I'm the same way too. With Jay. I'm like, you know, like, I will never. I could never, like, talk down to him like that. I feel so bad.

[Haley]

No, it. It speaks volumes when you become happy and respectful to one another. How you treat each other versus. I look back at my old relationships and I'm like, wow, we were both toxic. And I used to always blame it on them. I was like, oh, he's such a piece of. And I'm like, damn, so was I.

[Jaime]

No, I was such a piece of. I talk about it all the time. I talk about it in my book. Like, the abusive relationship I went through. Like, I don't look back on that. Like, oh, my God, I'm a victim. I look at back on it. Like, thank God that happened because I would have never been a better human after that, you know? So, Jasmine, you might need to do a little work on little accountability. Yeah, little accountability and reflecting with him.

[Haley]

Let's look at it from both sides.

[Sheila]

Sheila said, I give my seven year visit a zero out of ten. I was told by the seven year visit.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I'm using that from now on.

[Sheila]

I was told by the old lady that lived upstairs, my mom, that the pipes were old and rust. You were told by your mom that the pipes were old and rusty and it wasn't worth a damn penny. The pictures online definitely made it look bigger than it actually was. I thought maybe some curtains and some cleaning would help. That just stirred up the bugs that hid in the walls. I wish I could give a little bit of sunshine and rainbows to this review, but that will have to come from his cellmate in the next 75 years when he's legally allowed to take applications again.

[Haley]

Oh, my God. Love her references, though. That was really great. Yeah.

[Sheila]

For a second in the middle of that, I was like, wait, are we really talking about a house?

[Haley]

Yeah, that's what she kind of lost me. She went for it. That was a great review. Like, how you interpreted it.

[Jaime]

It was like, riddle me this, I'm so confused.

[Sheila]

When you were told by your mom.

[Jaime]

Yeah, her mom she's talking about the dude that.

[Sheila]

Is that.

[Jaime]

That. The pipes were older and rustier than appeared to be online.

[Haley]

It was like, he's.

[Sheila]

Yes, but she was by her mom.

[Haley]

Yeah, the mom was. Or about.

[Jaime]

Not about the dad. About the dude.

[Haley]

Yeah. Ah.

[Sheila]

I thought it meant she, not her.

[Haley]

You took that so literal. Yeah, she was like, whoa. No, the mom already warned her how bad the house was.

[Sheila]

Got it. My bad. I went way too deep in that.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Haley]

No, that.

[Jaime]

That. That was a. That was a riddle.

[Haley]

So why is he locked up? I would like to.

[Jaime]

I wish. Listen, we need context. Okay?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

When you write the review, just write underneath it, context.

[Bunny]

And tell us what's happening.

[Jaime]

Because there's so much to unpack in there, I can't even start.

[Haley]

You're spending life in prison now, bro. Like.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Who did you kill?

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Haley]

Five years. That's. Yeah.

[Jaime]

75. That's like two lives that.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I would assume life in person is, like, 20, right? 20 to 25. 30.

[Haley]

30 years.

[Jaime]

I think it depends on how old the person is that. So that might be a double murder right there. We're speculating right now, but, yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah.

[Sheila]

75 years.

[Haley]

That's a long time.

[Jaime]

Or he got caught with, like, fentanyl or drugs or something. Yeah, yeah, because they were some places. If you don't have a good lawyer, we'll throw the book at you.

[Haley]

And especially if he had a pass, too. They were just like, you know what? It put this one away. I got down the wormhole of Philadelphia recently. Have you guys seen that, like, area in Philadelphia? Yeah, Haley, the state.

[Sheila]

Wait, that's a city.

[Jaime]

It's amiibo, but, like.

[Haley]

Where all the tweakers are.

[Sheila]

No.

[Haley]

Have you guys not seen this? I'm sharing it with you guys later.

[Jaime]

I don't like seeing that stuff. It makes me so sad that there's.

[Haley]

This one guy who wears meta glasses and walks around and, like, saves people.

[Jaime]

Oh, are you talking about the guy who found the dead lady?

[Haley]

It's like Kingstown or something like that. I don't. I'm not 100%. I have to look it up. But, like, he has a whole YouTube channel, and he wears a camera. I don't know if they're medical asses or a GoPro. And he, like, checks on all of the people in the streets, and if they're laying there, he'll call 91 1. He's got.

[Jaime]

He wears gloves.

[Haley]

He'll make sure they're breathing. Or he'll Narcan.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he found a dead lady. I saw it on Tick Tock. Yeah, she was stiff and everything. And she had just been laying that. She had a thing in her arm. She was laying there next up in a hoodie.

[Haley]

Yes, I saw that one.

[Jaime]

Yes. She was laying there next to other people and they're like, we. She does this all the time.

[Haley]

Yep.

[Jaime]

And the. She was stiff.

[Haley]

She had a scab across her arms.

[Sheila]

Yes.

[Jaime]

It was so bad.

[Haley]

I like wormhole on that, you guys. And like, this guy has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to, like, it breaks my heart bringing awareness.

[Jaime]

That's somebody's brother, sister, father, mother, you know, and like, we've. We all deal with addiction. We've all dealt with somebody in our family having addiction. And you just, just think of that and you know, those people are just so lost and so blinded by the drugs that they don't. It doesn't matter who they hurt. And they don't realize that the person that they're really hurting is themselves. And it's like to see them in that condition. I can't do it. It just hurts my heart.

[Haley]

Oh, man. It's a wild, wild. Yeah, watch if you ever have time to that and like the soft white underbelly. I always tell you to watch that one.

[Jaime]

Oh, yeah.

[Haley]

Soft white underbelly is the one where they, they bring the, the, the real life people in and sit them down in a very, like, theatrical way. It's like a white wall and something. He'll be like a homeless tweaker. He acts like a girl sometimes. That one's really famous right now.

[Sheila]

Oh, yeah.

[Jaime]

What's his name?

[Haley]

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah.

[Sheila]

Because I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Haley]

Soft white underbelly is like. Okay, it's art.

[Jaime]

I had some working girls on there and I've watched the episodes before.

[Haley]

I didn't watch the working girls. Oh, I'm gonna have to go back and watch that one.

[Jaime]

Yeah, it's older. It's been out for a few years.

[Haley]

But yeah, I love how they do that, that it's such a. I mean.

[Jaime]

It'S real life and, you know, it's raw and it's vulnerable and borderline exploitive. But I think these. The people are going on there willingly. So, you know, you can't.

[Haley]

Maybe he pays him.

[Jaime]

He might. Or maybe he does something like get some hotels or something.

[Haley]

Yeah, because I think that's what he was doing for the other one that went like, super famous.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Okay. This one says 6 foot, long hair, looks like he belongs on a Harley but didn't have one. Mentally abusive, financially abusive, Will isolate from your friends, family. Very protective but very controlling. Two out of ten wouldn't recommend. I like how you went with two.

[Sheila]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

So you're saying there's a chance six foot?

[Sheila]

I'm gonna say the six foot. Yeah, yeah. Because at first I was like, okay, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

She said, looks like he would ride a Harley but doesn't have one.

[Haley]

Yeah. I love it.

[Jaime]

All right, guys, you guys were crazy with the Yelp reviews. Thank you so much. If you guys want to be a part of Ask Tal Confess, go be a subscriber on our YouTube Dumb Blonde pod or the Facebook page Dumb Blonde Podcast, and you could submit your stories.

[Bunny]

And all that jazz.

[Jaime]

Tootle U. Bye bye.