Dumb Blonde Podcast
Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Is Our GLP-3 Making Our Loins Quiver?
Release Date: December 19, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Jaime, Sheila, Haley, Brook
Overview
This episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast is a chaotic, laughter-filled round of "Ask, Tell, Confess," where Bunnie XO and her crew deliver their signature humor and raw honesty. They read and dissect listeners' hilarious (and sometimes dark) “Yelp reviews” of their exes and wild past relationships. The show explores themes of relationship trauma, toxic exes, personal accountability, and the bizarre turns of real-life drama—always with a comedic, unfiltered tone.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Opening Banter and Medication Side Effects
- The team kicks off, joking about Jaime's improved experience with "Retta" (believed to be GLP-1/GLP-3 weight loss meds) and how it’s making everyone “horny.”
- All hosts agree these medications seem to be unexpectedly increasing their libido.
- Quote: “We have all agreed that Retta has made us all horny.” (Jaime, 04:10)
- Haley thought it was just ovulation, but the meds are to blame.
2. Book Tour Nerves and Raising the Bar
- Jaime expresses anxiety about possibly not selling tickets for her upcoming book tour, despite strong book sales.
- Discussion about how boring typical book/podcast tours are, promising their show would be “engaging” and fun.
- Quote: “If we do this book tour, we’re gonna do it right… I would like to up the ante.” (Jaime, 06:12)
- Mentions how well the book has been received: “Thousands of books… it’s crazy.” (Jaime, 08:50)
3. Yelp Review Confessions: Audience Stories & Reactions
A series of "Yelp reviews" about exes spark shock, laughter, and tough love from the cast.
a. Cheating Husband During Cancer (Samantha’s Story)
- Samantha’s ex used her cancer diagnosis and recovery (after hysterectomy) as an excuse to cheat—going as far as having his girlfriend meet him at the hospital.
- Quote: “My loving husband texted his girlfriend an update, and she came to the hospital and helped him relieve stress in the parking lot.” (Bunny reading Samantha’s review, 11:03)
- Hosts are outraged, emphasizing the emotional devastation and karma.
- “If your wife is dying… and you can’t keep your pecker in your pants? You’re scum of the earth.” (Haley, 11:31)
- “Karma comes hard, dude. I hope nobody comes harder than karma.” (Jaime, 12:17)
- Team urges Samantha to give an update and leave the relationship.
- “We need an update.” (Haley, 13:27)
b. The "Bridge Troll" Ex & Bed-wetting Partners (Tiff's Story)
- Tiff describes her ex as a “bridge troll” with an “equally unhealthy baby mama”—lazy, narcissistic, bed-wetter, and manipulative.
- Quote: “At first glance, he is a bridge troll. But I get joy from rescuing ugly, wounded animals.” (Sheila, 13:54)
- “Pees the bed, gaslights, threatens to unalive himself when you want to leave.”
- Team riffs on the horror of waking up in someone else's urine.
- “Oh, laying in someone else’s pee too…” (Bunny, 15:36)
c. The Darkest Review: Cross-dressing, Violence, and Narcissism
- One review describes an ex who is “a knight in shining armor, but in reality, he’s a toad in tinfoil.” Polyamorous cheater, narcissist, and abusive.
- Quote: “Best advice is, run—don’t walk. This one will beat on you and try to make you a missing person.” (Haley, 18:25)
- Panel expresses shock and concern at the potential danger.
- “That got dark quick.” (Jaime, 19:04)
- “That’s kind of giving Dahmer.” (Sheila, 20:49)
d. Accountability and Mutual Toxicity in Relationships
- Panel reflects on the mutual nature of toxicity; sometimes both partners are at fault.
- “Don’t stay in a relationship and verbally abuse someone… you can’t push the monster and get mad when he bites.” (Jaime, 21:52)
- “When you become happy and respectful, it speaks volumes.” (Haley, 22:49)
- Jaime recognizes her own growth from past toxic relationships.
e. Absurd Metaphors: Real Estate as Relationships & Prison Sentences
- Humorous Yelps using home-buying analogies for relationships.
- “The pipes were old and rusty… just stirred up the bugs that hid in the walls… will have to come from his cellmate in the next 75 years.” (Sheila, 24:05)
- Team guesses why the ex is in prison: Drugs? Murder?
- “75 years—that’s like two lives!” (Jaime, 25:27)
f. Down the Rabbit Hole: Addiction & Urban Despair
- Conversation veers into Philadelphia’s drug crisis, homelessness, and YouTube channels documenting “real life.”
- “That breaks my heart… those people are just so lost.” (Jaime, 27:19)
- Mentions “Soft White Underbelly”—a show interviewing marginalized people in stark, raw fashion.
g. Quick-fire Review: Financially, Mentally Abusive Harley Wannabe
- “6 foot, long hair, looks like he belongs on a Harley but didn’t have one … very protective but very controlling. Two out of ten, wouldn’t recommend.” (Sheila, 28:46)
- Hosts joke about how height still scored the ex a “2/10.”
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On Retta/GLP-3 Side Effects:
“I don’t mind it—a nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug.”
— Jaime (04:33) -
Cheating During Cancer:
“You’re a human pile of dog dookie with corn in it. I’m telling you, the corn is what takes it to another level.”
— Jaime (12:27-13:39) -
On Self-Awareness:
“I look back at my old relationships like, ‘Wow, we were both toxic…’ so was I.”
— Haley (22:49)
Timestamps for Key Segments
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:10 | Retta/GLP-3: “Have you all gotten hornier?” | | 05:06 | Jaime opens up about book tour nerves | | 10:22 | Start of Yelp review confession segment | | 11:03 | Samantha’s cancer story—hospital cheating revelation | | 13:54 | Tiff’s “bridge troll,” bed-wetting, manipulative ex | | 18:25 | The “missing person” review: extreme, abusive ex | | 21:52 | Discussion on mutual toxicity & relational accountability | | 24:05 | Metaphorical “property review” of a jailed ex | | 26:23 | Addiction & urban despair—Philadelphia, YouTube documentaries | | 28:46 | Quick-fire: controlling “Harley” wannabe ex | | 29:20 | Outro: how to submit your review |
Tone & Language
- The crew stays unapologetically real, blending dark humor, empathy, and brashness.
- Swearing and blunt language are frequent; outrage and concern are balanced with comedic relief.
- Listeners are encouraged to “keep it real” and embrace both accountability and healing.
How to Participate
Listeners can submit their own wild reviews or confessionals by joining the Dumb Blonde Podcast communities on YouTube or Facebook.
Summary
This “Ask, Tell, Confess” episode of Dumb Blonde is a wild therapy session spiked with humor, honesty, and support. The chaotic energy keeps it light, even as the stories get dark and bizarre. The hosts perform a delicate balance—making fun, empathizing, and calling out toxic behavior, while connecting deeper themes about healing, accountability, and the messiness of real life and relationships.
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