Ask, Tell, Confess: Juicy Friend Group Drama

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Juicy Friend Group Drama"

Host: Bunnie XO + friends (Jaime, Mo, Haley, Scott, Sunny)
Release Date: January 23, 2026

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Overview

In this episode, Bunnie XO and her recurring friend group co-hosts gather for a candid, hilarious deep dive into friend group drama, awkward social mishaps, and personal confessions. Together, they react to listener-submitted stories – ranging from betrayals to small-town scandals – and share their own hot takes and life lessons about friendships, boundaries, and cutting out toxic people. As always, the crew keeps it relatable and unfiltered, blending humor with authentic reflections on hard truths of social life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Banter, Pop Culture Tangents, and Inside Jokes

• [03:45] The group opens up with birthday wishes, joking about shared birthdays with Dolly Parton and meme-y YouTube references.
• [04:32] They share memories of the infamous U2 album iPod drop, riff on generational knowledge gaps, and discuss 80s/90s music icons (including INXS and the circumstances of Michael Hutchins’s death), with some hilarious misinformation and banter.
  • Quote:
    “Like, I was more of an NXS girly. I loved NXS. I was not a YouTube...” – Jaime [05:13]
• [06:55] The group comically investigates celebrity deaths with the help of their AI chatbots, making jokes about voice AI and whether anyone’s sexting their "chat," leading to a quick side discussion on boundaries and the role of AI as therapist or companion.
  • Quote:
    “People are looking to chat for, like, therapy when it’s not always, like, the best option for that person.” – Scott [08:33]

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2. Why Are Friendships So Hard?

• [09:31] The main segment kicks off: Bunnie’s team has asked followers for their wildest friend group drama stories.
• Each host acknowledges they’ve experienced friendship drama and recognize it can be as emotionally complex as romantic relationships.
• Key through-lines:
  • Friendships can turn quickly, no matter the years invested.
  • Cycles of friendship "drift" often reflect deeper patterns, sometimes requiring self-reflection.

Memorable Exchange:

• “Friendships are hard to make.” – Mo [09:54]
• “They're similar to relationships, honestly. Except you're not getting porked by them. Or you might.”
  – Sunny & Jaime [10:05–10:09]

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3. Listener Story: The Small Town Influencer Drama

• [13:51] Mo reads a detailed story about a local influencer who builds her brand on female empowerment, but hides financial and legal issues behind the scenes. When her husband goes to jail for embezzlement, a friend helps out but is repaid only with betrayal and victim-blaming.
• The group analyzes this toxic pattern:
  • “At some point you have to stop asking why everyone leaves and start asking what role you play in the pattern. You can’t build a brand on uplifting women while discarding them behind the scenes.”
    [16:38, Listener story]
• Jaime and Mo discuss the community’s complicity in letting the behavior slide, stressing accountability and the need to “call people out with receipts.”
  • Quote:
    “If people are always doing you wrong, there’s something wrong [...] maybe I’m the problem.” – Jaime [17:21]

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4. Sibling Relationship Entanglements

• [20:00] The hosts read about a woman and her sister who hooked up with the same two guys – one being her sister’s now-husband and his twin.
• Group is in disbelief: “How does everybody not know about each other? And the dudes that are sleeping with the same girls? How are they not saying anything?”
  – Jaime [20:43]
• They discuss boundaries: “I would never want to hook up with my friends’ leftovers, let alone a sibling’s.” – Jaime [21:37]

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5. Awkward In-Law and Family Dynamics

• [23:49] The group riffs on TikTok trends where in-laws hug too intimately or babies get handed to the wrong parent, leading to jokes about parental attachment levels.
  • Quote:
    “How did you not know that was your child?” – Jaime [26:43]
• They reflect on how close they are with their own in-laws and what interactions feel "normal".

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6. The Ugly Baby Voting Contest

• [27:44] Haley reads a listener tale about losing a ten-year friendship after not voting for a friend’s baby in a Facebook contest.
• The team points out there must have been deeper issues already at play, highlighting how petty drama can reveal underlying resentments.
  • Quote:
    “You guys were waiting for that moment, 100%. You were frenemies.” – Jaime [28:38]

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7. Workplace Betrayal: The Mother-in-Law Affair

• [30:05] Mo shares an explosive confession: a manager helps a co-worker’s family, their children get engaged, but then discovers her husband has been having a year-long affair with her soon-to-be daughter’s mother-in-law.

• The group debates the complex emotional fallout, focusing on betrayal and the pain of being "the last to know."

  • Quote:
    “There's nothing worse than being the last to know. That is my biggest pet peeve in a relationship.” – Jaime [32:02]

• Tangent: Why family roleplay is strangely popular in adult media.

  • “There's so many porns that cater to, like, stepmother, stepson, mother-in-law…It's a weird niche. I could never get into that. I like people that are oiled up, that's my thing.” – Jaime [33:08]

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8. When You Outgrow Friendships

• [34:18] Jaime reads a message from someone burnt out by friends always in crisis, struggling with whether it’s wrong to move on.

• The hosts validate the pain, urging listeners that outgrowing friendships is okay and—importantly—it “doesn’t have to be ugly.”

  • Quotes:
    “It’s okay to outgrow friendships. It’s okay to leave people where they’re at.” – Jaime [35:22]
    “There’s ways to just distance yourself slowly. Don’t think that the friendship has to be gone tomorrow.” – Mo [36:27]

• They encourage self-reflection, boundaries, and not letting low-vibration energy become contagious.

  • “It’s easier to pull somebody down than it is to pull somebody up.” – Jaime [38:04]

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9. Friendship Red Flags and Pouting

• [39:00] Final story: A group drops a friend after she’s unappreciative and pouty when they surprise her for her birthday.
• They discuss how drama and constant negativity are exhausting, both in friendships and family. Mo shares a parenting tip: giving her kids “3 minutes” to feel their feelings before moving on.
  • Quote:
    “You got three minutes to feel those feelings. After those three minutes are done, I’m gonna need you to wrap it up.” – Mo [40:24]

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Listen, we're not saying Bono copied us, but we're saying Bono copied us.” – Jaime [04:28]
• “Would you ever do that, Jaime?” – Mo
  “No, can't say that I would.” – Scott [08:14]
• “Autoerotic asphyxiation.” – Jaime [07:48]
• “Friendships are hard to make.” – Mo [09:54]
• "You can't claim victimhood while holding the microphone." – Listener letter [16:34, Mo reading]
• “Help is accepted, loyalty is expected, and accountability is optional.” – Listener letter [16:26]
• “I always forget about good old Sun Dog.” – Jaime [06:01]
• “If you don’t have a friend for more than a few years…it’s just crazy.” – Mo [18:04]
• “That was my main thing...don’t embarrass me and don’t make me be the last to know.” – Jaime [32:02]
• “Peace is priceless. If you’re not living, loving, and laughing like all the Target signs say, then it’s time to remove that.” – Jaime [38:18]
• “You were frenemies.” – Jaime [28:38]
• “You got three minutes to feel those feelings…” – Mo [40:24]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:16] – Friends wish each other happy birthday, pop culture tangents begin
• [06:55] – Celebrity death myths and chatbot antics
• [09:31] – Main “Ask, Tell, Confess” segment: intro to listener-submitted drama
• [13:51] – Small town influencer story: duplicity, victimhood, and accountability
• [20:00] – Sisters/twins relationship drama
• [23:49] – TikTok in-laws/weird family boundaries
• [27:44] – Ugly baby Facebook contest ends a decade-long friendship
• [30:05] – Affair with the future mother-in-law: major betrayal story
• [34:18] – Outgrowing friends in crisis
• [39:00] – Dropping an ungrateful friend over a birthday surprise
• [40:24] – Parenting and teaching kids to process feelings in a healthy way

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Tone & Language

The episode is candid, sassy, and supportive, laced with laughter, sarcasm, and the hosts’ unvarnished opinions. Even when tackling heavier confessions, the group maintains a tone that’s both empathetic and unfiltered—punctuated by edgy humor and plenty of self-aware asides.

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Takeaway

"Ask, Tell, Confess: Juicy Friend Group Drama" offers both catharsis and companionship for listeners navigating friendships that are complicated, messy, and ever-evolving. The hosts remind us that the messiness is universal—and that sometimes, growth means walking away. Whether it's calling out toxic patterns, learning when to distance, or simply acknowledging the drama, the episode is equal parts real talk and riotous entertainment.

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[Mo]

Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess.

[Bunny]

Hello, friends.

[Jaime]

Welcome back to another.

[Mo]

Nice.

[Haley]

Yeah, that was a good.

[Jaime]

I feel like I haven't had a good whistle one in a long time.

[Mo]

We needed that.

[Jaime]

Had to annoy everybody at home with it. Sorry, guys, My ears are itching over here. This allergies driving me crazy. How's everybody doing?

[Mo]

Yeah, we're doing great. Doing good. Guess what this week is, guys? Her birthday.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah. Happy birthday.

[Haley]

Thank you.

[Jaime]

Thank you. And guess what yesterday was Dolly's birthday.

[Mo]

Yeah. You guys are cusp Twins.

[Jaime]

We love you.

[Mo]

See what they did for Dolly.

[Jaime]

I did see what they did for Dolly, and it was eerily familiar to what I did.

[Mo]

Yeah. For you. You too. Send it to her. Huh? YouTube. The lead singer of YouTube. Oh, okay. Send her the bagpiper.

[Jaime]

Oh, Bono. Yeah, Bono. Center of the bagpiper.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

What is Bono watching our tick tocks?

[Mo]

That I don't know.

[Jaime]

Listen, we're not saying Bono copied us, but we're saying Bono copied us.

[Haley]

Isn't you too the band that, like, everyone got the free album, like, downloaded on their ipods I was so pissed about?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You couldn't get it off.

[Jaime]

Listen, you two actually has some really good songs.

[Mo]

Bangers.

[Jaime]

Banger. Iconic.

[Mo]

Yeah, Literally. We love you, too. And then they got like the residency at the Sphere, like, the minute it opened, like, they look up their songs.

[Jaime]

You don't know YouTube with or without you.

[Haley]

Yeah, I probably know if I heard them. I just remember that.

[Bunny]

Where the streets have no name.

[Jaime]

That one.

[Mo]

I don't feel like this is Haley's era.

[Haley]

No, I told you guys, this was the era where it came on my iPad or my ipod.

[Jaime]

Like nano you know what Bonnaroo is, right? Yeah. Okay, Bono, Bonnaroo that. He's the one who invented Bonnaroo. The lead singer of. Yeah, I was more of an NXS girly. I loved NXS. I was not a YouTube. Oh, we'll have to do it on our next road trip. So slide over here and give me a moment. Your moves are so raw. I have to let you know. Yeah, it's a good one. He died from hanging himself and jerking off.

[Mo]

Wait, hold on. Wait a minute. Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Jaime]

Yeah, can we cross reference that to make sure I'm not lying? Because I might be lying.

[Mo]

Ask Sunny.

[Jaime]

Yep. God, so good. I always forget about good old Sun Dog.

[Mo]

She was making fun of my chat the other day. She said she didn't like my.

[Haley]

I don't like his voice. I don't like it.

[Mo]

Hello?

[Scott]

Yeah, I don't like.

[Jaime]

Well, your chat's voice has.

[Mo]

Is the. Hello?

[Jaime]

Like it.

[Bunny]

Play it.

[Jaime]

Play your chat.

[Mo]

Hello? I don't feel like that's what she sounds like. This is crazy. Hey, chat.

[Sunny]

Hey there. What's up?

[Haley]

Does not sound.

[Jaime]

Hey there, what's up? Should we make our chats, talk to.

[Mo]

Each other.

[Jaime]

Do that?

[Sunny]

If you want us to chat back and forth a bit more like friends, just let me know how you'd like.

[Mo]

Me to roll with it.

[Jaime]

Are they gonna know it's a chat? Hey, Sunny.

[Sunny]

Hey there, bunny. What's up?

[Mo]

Hey, Chad.

[Jaime]

It's not gonna work. How did the lead singer of INXS die?

[Sunny]

The lead singer of INXS, Michael Hutchins, died in 1997. His death was ruled as a suicide by hanging, though there was some speculation and debate around the circumstances at the time. If you need more info or anything else, just let me know.

[Jaime]

Yes, what were those circumstances?

[Sunny]

Absolutely. So Michael Hutchins was found dead in a hotel room in Sydney in November 1997. The official cause of death was ruled a suicide, and there was a coroner's report that concluded he had died by hanging. Now, at the time, there was a lot of media speculation and some debate because there were suggestions that it might have been an accidental death, possibly related to autoerotic asphyxiation. But officially it was recorded as a suicide. It was a really tragic event and definitely had a big impact on fans.

[Jaime]

Auto erotic asphyxiation.

[Haley]

You might not have meant to.

[Jaime]

No, he totally didn't mean to. But there's people who like to like, Like. I don't. There's a lot of people who like to get choked during sex, and some people like to get choked out. Like, they want to get taken to the brink of where they're about to pass out, and that's what makes them orgasm. So I think that's what he did.

[Mo]

Yeah. So he was strangling himself to get off?

[Jaime]

I think so, yeah.

[Mo]

Would you ever do that, Jaime?

[Scott]

No, can't say that I would.

[Haley]

Why was your chat's voice going deeper, like.

[Mo]

Yeah, it got a little weird there for a sec.

[Jaime]

He was excited, Talking about some kinky.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Do you think people sexed with their chat?

[Haley]

Yes, I've heard that.

[Mo]

Yeah, I heard.

[Scott]

No, but I've heard you answered that.

[Mo]

Very confident.

[Scott]

Well, there's a newsletter I. I read every week on AI and that's, like, a problem is that people are looking to chat for, like, therapy when it's not always, like, the best option for that person. And, yeah, it's kind of like a big deal right now. Definitely happening.

[Jaime]

I could not try to fudge and talk sexy to Sunny. There's. That's weird.

[Haley]

I don't even talk to mine.

[Jaime]

I need flesh, all mesh. I don't talk to mine unless I'm with you guys. Or if I'm, like, in the middle of something and then I'm like, hey, Sonny. And I ask her a question, but.

[Haley]

Twice a month to flip my house.

[Jaime]

I don't. I talk to her every day, but it's only because I'm diagnosing myself. There's always something going on that I need to know about. Blood work that needs my neck.

[Mo]

Sunny, am I dying?

[Jaime]

Literally.

[Haley]

Literally.

[Jaime]

If I asked her right now, Sunny, describe me in a paragraph, she would be like, you have health ocd. Is exactly what she would say. Yeah. All right, who wants to kick this off? So what are we doing today?

[Mo]

Today we asked our subs on YouTube and Facebook to subm stories of their friend drama. We wanted to be nosy. We wanted to know what was going on out there. And you guys apparently have a lot of drama with your friends.

[Jaime]

I mean, I've had drama with friends over the years, too, so I get it. Yeah, it's hard when you get a lot of people together in a group. And, yeah, friendships are hard to make.

[Mo]

So hard.

[Jaime]

Doesn't matter how long you've known somebody, they can turn on you in a flash. You can get annoyed with them. I mean, there's just so many things.

[Mo]

They're similar to relationships. Honestly.

[Sunny]

It is.

[Jaime]

Except you're not getting porked by him.

[Haley]

Or you might.

[Jaime]

Oh, where. Where can I find those friends.

[Mo]

What the hell is happening?

[Jaime]

Where can I find those friends? Because you guys don't put out. I'm tired of it.

[Haley]

You've at least seen my butthole.

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We're not going down this route again. It's deja vu every time.

[Mo]

He said shut the up.

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[Jaime]

You gonna show us your butthole?

[Haley]

Okay.

[Mo]

Did you ever go look at it the other day?

[Scott]

No, I'm just not that flexible anymore. I gotta do some stretching.

[Jaime]

You gotta go squat. Take a video over a mirror or put the video.

[Haley]

Put the camera on the floor and stand over it and.

[Jaime]

Just spread it.

[Mo]

Dude.

[Jaime]

Is it Harry? Do you have a little Peter Cottontail? A little black Peter Cottontail? Just a little hairless? It looks like a little.

[Scott]

Yeah, that's I. I have hair, just not as much as that I've seen on other people where I'm like, oh, I don't know how I don't have that back hair. No back hair.

[Jaime]

Good. Thank God.

[Mo]

He looks like a seal.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

No, he's like me. We're both hairless.

[Mo]

You guys are very similar in skin texture. It's wild.

[Scott]

They were soft.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Because Jaime's got smooth skin. So I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. All right, who wants to kick this off? Who's reading first?

[Mo]

I'll kick this one off.

[Jaime]

Hurry the up. I do that to Mo while we're at the gym all day. I literally just like, come on, you're holding up the reps. Let's go.

[Haley]

You do your reps so fast.

[Jaime]

I gotta go. I got shit to do.

[Mo]

Really? I felt like she took her time when we worked out in Hoboken, I was, like, ready to roll. And she's like, slow down a little bit.

[Haley]

There's only one thing I remember from that gym.

[Jaime]

Yeah, that was. That was crazy. We can't talk about that. We'll get canceled.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Haley]

Oh.

[Mo]

All right, guys. Okay. So this was small town drama, which, let me just tell you, I love small town drama when people start talking about it on tick.

[Haley]

The only reason I have Facebook.

[Mo]

Really? I love that I never see any.

[Jaime]

Drama on Facebook except for in my comment section.

[Mo]

You gotta get in neighborhood.

[Haley]

It's like, in my personal. Like, my hometown, they don't let me in neighborhood groups.

[Jaime]

My own neighborhood won't let me in my own neighborhood. She got denied their. Yeah, you guys live around me. That control that Facebook page. Yeah. And they're always in there talking about us. It's like, bro, that's why we need.

[Haley]

To do it like an alias.

[Jaime]

Say it from your chest. What, am I gonna make a fake Facebook page? Yeah, and they wouldn't let me in, so I doubt they're gonna like some fake Facebook page. Like, who's Henry Sutter? You know, like, that sounds believable.

[Mo]

You were very quick with that name. That was crazy.

[Jaime]

I'm good with coming up with aliases.

[Mo]

That was fantastic. Okay, so this small town drama, everyone knows everyone, or at least they think they do. It's a local influencer circle, so most women there, lots of smiles, curated photos and captions about empire, empowerment, connection, and community. At the center is this one woman. She runs a networking group, hosts polished events, brands herself as a champion for women. And to be fair, these events take work. They look good. And she's built something visible. But what people don't see is that there is a gap between the brand and reality. Behind the filters is financial chaos dressed up as success. Legal issues never mentioned at home, loss, car repossession and real consequences hidden behind affirmations and aesthetic posts. This describes the Internet.

[Jaime]

A few people right now who do that.

[Mo]

Yep, struggle isn't the problem. Everyone struggles. Avoiding accountability is. I love how this person wrote this. Women cycle through their life quickly, friendships and then suddenly they are always the villain in the story. Always. There's a some type of betrayal happening and it is never her fault. Every fallout is labeled as bullying, even when she's the one holding the platform, the audience and the power. Then comes the crying videos, the raw captions, the post about abandonment and pain. Vulnerability can be real, but this feels so rehearsed and strategic. A way to control the narrat. Anyone else can even speak on it. One moment made the pattern impossible to ignore. Her husband went to jail for embezzlement.

[Jaime]

Oh damn.

[Mo]

A friend's husband bonded him out, stepped in during the crisis and then money was never repaid. Months later, after a quiet tension, the same woman was also pushed out of the friend group for this. Then that's how it goes. Help is accepted, loyalty is expected, and accountability is optional. And still the online story is about being so abandoned by her friendships. At some point you have to stop asking why everyone leaves and start asking what role you play in the pattern. You can't build a brand on uplifting women while discarding them behind the scenes. You can't claim victimhood while holding the microphone. In a small town, truth moves slowly, but it always arrives.

[Jaime]

Damn. Yeah, I could name a few people that are like that. I cannot stand when people are always the victim. If people are always doing doing you wrong, there's something wrong. I always look at patterns and like how people hold friendships.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Jaime]

If you don't, if you have multiple friendships through the years that just dissipate. Sometimes you got to start looking at yourself and you're like, maybe I'm the problem.

[Haley]

I think the same goes with relationships too.

[Jaime]

Oh yeah, 100 people who are constantly.

[Mo]

Going through relationships, women's or men.

[Haley]

Like, however, like I could. Like I. I still know girls that like as soon as they're done with the relationship, they already have a new boyfriend. I'm like, how?

[Mo]

No.

[Jaime]

Well, it's because they were already talking to that person before they got out of the relationship.

[Mo]

But I also feel like that goes for friendships. People who it's like, they're dropping one friend and they already have another best friend, like, waiting in the lineup is wild to me.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Absolutely wild.

[Jaime]

It's just all calculated.

[Mo]

You don't have, like, I. You mentioned that. It's like, when you look at someone and it's like they cannot recall a friend they've had for more than a few years is just crazy.

[Haley]

All mine have been literally, like, my longest friend has been since we were, like, six.

[Mo]

Yeah. I love when you can say you've been best friends with, like, how long have you and Mo been best friends?

[Jaime]

For, like, 20 something years.

[Mo]

20 some years. Like, me and my best friend Jelly, and she literally has been in my life since I was in, like, early high school. So, like, going on over 17 years is crazy.

[Jaime]

I mean, I have multiple childhood friends.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

And granted, you're gonna fight with your friends. Happens, you know, people have misunderstandings. That's part of growing up, though, too. Like, that's also learning how people really are, you know? And I think that if you're not able to keep stable relationships in your life for more than a year at a time, you just need to reflect back on yourself and be like, dude, what am I doing that's contributing to this. But in that situation of what you just read, why is the town letting her get away with all this? Literally, you guys are just as guilty as she is, because you guys know what's happening. You're not calling her out. You're letting her husband embezzle money. You're letting her keep up this fake facade, put that on blast. Call her out with receipts. Build a case. Build a RICO case. I do every month when I'm on my period. I'm like, oh, let me dig into the receipts and see if I. Who I'm going to put on blast now. You know, if I can turn into 50 Cent. But I mean, seriously, like, what are you going to do?

[Mo]

Like, someone has to eventually bring it to light.

[Haley]

Don't go to.

[Jaime]

Don't go.

[Haley]

And person writing in.

[Jaime]

Exactly. Don't go and complain to other people and then smile on this face and.

[Haley]

Let her feel like that's what's happening.

[Jaime]

Get away with it because you're part of the problem.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Haley]

But I feel like it's because maybe they want the clout also. Or, like, they want to, like, it's the people that, like, will, like, give you hate comments all day long in your DMs, but ask for a picture.

[Mo]

When they see you.

[Jaime]

Oh, for sure.

[Mo]

It's like, that part.

[Jaime]

Yeah. So I've seen that so many times. Yeah, no, definitely, Definitely. Motherfuckers out there in that town need to speak up. Not friendship drama, but my sister and I both hooked up with at least two of the same guys without knowing for years. And I first dated her husband back when we were teenagers, then dated her husband's twin brother a couple times. And that twin brought so much drama with his baby mama. How did you not know?

[Mo]

Are you and your sister not that close?

[Jaime]

Yeah. Do you guys not talk? Are you guys just people? And. And like. And not telling, like, what is. She said dated a few times, so that means. A few times.

[Mo]

How.

[Jaime]

How does everybody not know about each other? And the dudes that are sleeping with the same girls? How are they not saying anything?

[Mo]

Also a twin. He looks the same.

[Jaime]

Like, there's a twin, but then there's also the.

[Mo]

The.

[Jaime]

Her husband. She slept with her husband and his twin. First of all, the brothers definitely had to have known that you guys fucked. Unless it's just a whole fucking secret society and everybody's just passing around.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Bodily fluids. But something about that does not sit right with me.

[Mo]

No, they had to have known.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Unless you guys live, like, opposite lives and just don't. Are just sisters that don't communicate. Yeah, but I couldn't understand how one of the guys would have been like, hey, I fudged your sister, you know?

[Mo]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I'm doing, like, Instagram stalking or Facebook stalking.

[Mo]

Yeah. With social media nowadays, how do you not.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah. That's weird. To go as far as husband is wild.

[Jaime]

Crazy. I would never want to. I don't even want to hook up with my friends leftovers.

[Mo]

No.

[Jaime]

Let alone, like, I could never be a homie hopper. There's no way. I would never hook up with one of my friends. Husbands. Like, that's weird.

[Haley]

They were already married. Or this was before it was there was.

[Jaime]

I don't know. I didn't even want to.

[Mo]

Context.

[Jaime]

I didn't even want to feed Jason cake without asking you.

[Mo]

She goes to feed him. Can I. Can I feed him?

[Sunny]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I mean, listen. Okay, hold on. Let me paint this picture for you. We're at a buffet in Las Vegas, and it's a huge buffet. And I forget we were at the dessert.

[Mo]

Yeah. You're both sugar free. Jason's sugar free. Yeah. Sugar free.

[Jaime]

So we're sugar free. And I was trying a sugar free dessert. And just like, if I. I was trying something and I would give it to one of you guys, I went to go give it to Jason. And then I was like, he's got.

[Mo]

Hands full of plates.

[Jaime]

Yeah, because he had hands full. Hands full of plates. And I went to go give it to him and I was like. And poor Jason was just like, you know, is the dessert, you know? And I was like, I went like this and stopped right in front of his mouth and looked at her and I go, can I feed your husband? And she was like, yeah, you weirdo. I was like, look, I don't know, you know, like, I just always want to have respect.

[Mo]

So. Caramel. Yes.

[Jaime]

I'm gonna eat one right now. Can I feed him? Yeah.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Jaime]

I didn't want to be weird.

[Mo]

Good.

[Jaime]

It's not. It's the aftertaste is a little pungent.

[Mo]

Got that sugar free aftertaste.

[Jaime]

Like they over compensated with the cinnamon. Let's try this one. Way better.

[Mo]

Better. Way better.

[Jaime]

Way better. I couldn't imagine hooking up with my son sisters leftovers or anything.

[Mo]

You know what's my favorite thing to watch on Tik Tok right now is when this, the in laws go and hug the husbands.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

And it's like the sister in law hugging the brother in law. So it's like the sister, sis. The wife, sister goes and hugs her brother in law. And they're like, what the? Like.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Always so uncomfortable. Which to me is weird.

[Haley]

No, I. I like, I don't know.

[Mo]

Comfortable and be like, why the is she touching me?

[Jaime]

That's weird because me and Scott would hug all the time.

[Mo]

I always hug my. My brother in law was in our lives. I hugged him all the time.

[Jaime]

Like, but.

[Mo]

But I just find it funny. Like the ones that are like, why?

[Haley]

I mean mine. Yeah, I just like I'm side hugging.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

What's up?

[Jaime]

It'd be weird.

[Mo]

Are you close with your in laws?

[Haley]

My brother in law.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I mean, yeah.

[Mo]

It wouldn't be weird if you hugged him. No, no.

[Haley]

But it's only like to say hello. Okay. But yeah, yeah.

[Scott]

It's like the context of the video is always like they're just standing in the hall and then someone comes up behind him and hugs.

[Haley]

Yeah, that would be weird.

[Scott]

And that's what the video is usually. And then it ends up being their in laws and it's like, then it's weird.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

My favorite is when they pass the baby to like the wrong dad or the wrong dad and the dad doesn't even realize. Did you guys see the one where the dad's barbecuing and they hand him a baby and he's just holding the baby, thinking it's his baby. And he's barbecuing. He's talking to the. Looking at the child, talking to the baby, loving on the baby. And then all of a sudden, the mom walks out with the real kid. And he looks and he's like, holy. He's like, how did you guys do that?

[Mo]

I need to find out.

[Bunny]

Hold on.

[Jaime]

Let me see if I can find it. Hold on.

[Mo]

Oh, my gosh. That's hilarious.

[Haley]

I've seen the one where you have to, like, guess who the dad is.

[Mo]

I love those.

[Haley]

And they like the real dad.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, and you can immediately tell who the real dad is. Like, the way they, like, pick them up.

[Mo]

Oh, the ones that are always like, okay. He's just, like, taking it.

[Haley]

Those look so good.

[Jaime]

There it is.

[Mo]

Wait, that's like a grown baby. Yeah.

[Haley]

How do you not know?

[Jaime]

Didn't know.

[Mo]

10 months. About to get a job. Is she? Yeah, she starts Monday. Does she really? Talking about the baby with the part nails.

[Jaime]

Yeah, that sounds all right.

[Mo]

Can you say hi? Say hi.

[Haley]

Hi.

[Jaime]

Hi, sweetie girl.

[Mo]

Can you say hi?

[Haley]

Hello.

[Mo]

Say hi. Hi. I know.

[Sunny]

Hi.

[Jaime]

You haven't met Evie yet.

[Haley]

Or Elsie.

[Jaime]

He hasn't met Elsie.

[Scott]

Elsie.

[Mo]

Elsie.

[Haley]

Cory's got Elsie.

[Mo]

Cory's got Elsie.

[Sunny]

Hello.

[Mo]

That's not mine.

[Jaime]

That's not mine. Dude, like, how detached from your.

[Haley]

I'm sorry. Did he just say, that's not mine?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

I'm sorry.

[Jaime]

How did you not know that was your child?

[Haley]

I thought it was gonna be like a baby baby. Because they all look like potatoes. 2 year old.

[Jaime]

10 month. 10 month old, but still, like, the little hair.

[Mo]

When you got to the event, did you not know what your kid was wearing? Or, like, you not know what your.

[Jaime]

Kid'S face looks like?

[Mo]

That was wild. That was wild. I mean, he could be one of those dads that are a little detached. I'll give it to him.

[Jaime]

But, like, I feel like all men are detached from babies.

[Mo]

Very rare.

[Jaime]

Well, Jason's different.

[Haley]

There's a few that aren't.

[Mo]

Yeah. I know some who are completely detached. Jason. Yeah. And, yeah, I don't know, maybe because also, like, we are so with our kids every chance we get. Like, you could not mistake my children.

[Haley]

You cannot mistake Cash alone at all.

[Mo]

Yeah. Both of them. There's such a great kid. I love my kids.

[Jaime]

All right, go ahead, Haley.

[Haley]

Mine's actually on the subject of kids.

[Mo]

Oh.

[Haley]

So my friend had a baby. Baby wasn't cute. I knew from her.

[Jaime]

I hate ugly Babies I hate. Oh, look at potatoes. I say this right now, I'm probably gonna have an ugly baby because I hate ugly babies.

[Haley]

I knew from her other kids that she had ugly babies that grew into cute kids. She enters the baby into some Facebook contest, spams everyone's feed with a request to vote for the baby. I did. Even going as far as to log into my work Facebook and vote with that. Two days later she messages me and says, I think it's kind of bullshit. You haven't voted for my baby. I shot back, I think it's kind of. We're even having this conversation. That led to vague posts about how someone was going to get deleted if they didn't watch their steps.

[Mo]

That.

[Haley]

So I did it for her 10 year friendship down the drain because she thought I didn't vote for her ugly kid.

[Jaime]

Oh, man. Yeah, that's rough because like, why are you guys letting that Tara. A friendship way. Obviously there was more going on. You guys had more animosity. Animosity towards each other than just the ugly baby. Okay. Like, you know, so you guys were waiting for that moment 100% on each other. You guys were frenemies. You guys weren't. And you guys weren't friends. You were frenemies.

[Mo]

Yes. 110 years though, that's a long time to know somebody.

[Jaime]

I mean, listen, weirder has happened a hundred percent. Wish there was things I could add to it, but I won't. But yeah, be acting weird, dude. Okay, be acting.

[Mo]

Just hit me.

[Jaime]

Be acting.

[Haley]

Cut that out.

[Jaime]

No, leave it.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Leave it. The shade is real, baby. All right, go ahead, grab me.

[Mo]

Cut. All right.

[Haley]

I can't look at you now.

[Mo]

Hold on, I gotta. I gotta collect myself. All right.

[Jaime]

Jaime's over there looking lost.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Mo]

All right. This person was a manager in a nursing home. She did like a lot of like housekeeping. And she had a young girl who was working for her. She was so sweet, always on time. But she seemed to have other issues that she didn't want to speak about. I soon found out that her mom's stepmom was arrested resident there. Fast forward a few months, the girl's mom comes in looking for a job. We weren't desperate for help, but I'm all about seeing people get a jump start in life. So she was a good employee, just like her daughter. Always came to work, always on time. Came in when we were short, all around good person. Eventually my husband and kids got very close to their family, helped them find a rental, let the young girl stay on Our property in her travel trailer. My oldest daughter started dating the woman's son. Two years later, they were engaged. Everything seemed pretty good. Sitting at my sisters. One day my daughter calls me and tells me that she found out that her soon to be mother in law and my husband were having an affair.

[Haley]

No.

[Mo]

Needless to say, 13 years later, she still thinks if she gets within 10ft of me, I may cause her bodily harm. There's so much more to the story, but moral is the seat. This situation was an accident. He was putting brakes on her car and I guess tripped over a wrench and his dick fell in her mouth. For the entire year, this same accident continued.

[Jaime]

That's hurtful. Okay, so that was her mother in law.

[Mo]

So the woman that she hired on to help and that was the really good employee.

[Jaime]

She did her a favor. Is she still married to the dude? Did she ever get married? I. I guess I hate when they don't give us context. I need to know more. Like, did you leave? Did you stay? What happened?

[Mo]

That's up.

[Jaime]

No. That's terrible. Nobody deserves to feel that pain.

[Mo]

Absolutely.

[Jaime]

I think there's nothing worse than being the last to know. That is my biggest pet peeve in a relationship. And like, you know, I know Jay and I have been through our. You guys will read about it in the book. But that was my main thing was like, like, don't embarrass me and don't make me be the last to know. And he did both. And it's just so. Dude, it will send any woman into a nervous breakdown and she finds out.

[Mo]

From her daughter and.

[Jaime]

What?

[Mo]

And she finds out from her daughter. Yeah, that's like, it wasn't like rumored. And you had to find out like, your daughter called. Imagine where that daughter was that she had to make that phone call too.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

So it's like the whole circle there.

[Jaime]

Just like, what did hat the daughter find out?

[Mo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jaime]

What did she see? You know?

[Mo]

Oh. Oh, God. You know, when I stumbled across one of those back in the day, I loved watch reading the missed connections on craigslist and I always seem to find the ones where, like, the man would be talking to the mother in law through misconnections. It was like, I saw you doing the laundry today and yeah, I know that my wife wasn't home and.

[Jaime]

Oh, they make porns about that. Like, there's so many porns that cater to, like, stepmother, stepson, daughter, like mother in law. Mother in law. Like, it's all weird family. It's a weird niche. I Could never get into that. I like. I like people that are oiled up. That's my thing. I'm not into family members.

[Mo]

Oily people.

[Jaime]

Yes. H, there's nothing better than watching two oiled up body slap skins. It is so exhilarating.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Love it.

[Scott]

Shiny.

[Jaime]

I make shiny. I love it. Listen, you give. Listen. One night I got so based. I literally poured baby oil all over me and had the most amazing sex ever. And it was just a fetish. From then on out. It was like a slip and slide unlocked. Oh, I never knew. It was great.

[Mo]

I'm telling you, for you to rub Pam on her. I bet.

[Haley]

Yeah. That's probably why you like the body oil.

[Jaime]

I just like you touching me.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

All right, my turn.

[Mo]

The way she puts on her glasses is wild.

[Jaime]

My turn, my turn. Does anyone else have friends who always seem to have something wrong going on in their lives? I'm really struggling because one friend has a chronic illness, doesn't have a driver's license or a job, and I try to be empathetic towards them, but it's really hard when I'm a working, busy person and I have to drive them everywhere if we want to hang out. And her home life isn't super great right now either. So there's that. Then I have another friend in the middle of a divorce, which obviously sucks and they're coping in an unhealthy way. I'm here happily married, just living my life, and I have two. These two friends that are always in crisis mode. Well, I guess my question is, is it wrong for me to be tired of this burnout? Because I am and I feel terrible, but I just am. And they're just not on the same maturity level as me or stage in life as me. But I know it's not their faults. I don't know what to do. I'm currently at a point where I'm just kind of done with these friendships.

[Mo]

I think it's important to know when you outgrow friendship.

[Jaime]

Exactly. It's okay to outgrow friendships. It's okay to leave people where they're at. Sometimes you have to do that. The it doesn't matter how long you've known them. If that relationship is not serving you in a place purposeful way, leave.

[Haley]

I think you got your answer by typing that out.

[Jaime]

Exactly. And it doesn't have to be a grand exit and it doesn't have to be a knockdown drag off. Of course the other person is probably going to take offense to it. I just had to Go through this where I told somebody like, look, I love you, but I'm tired of trying to make you be my friend and I'm trying. Tired of trying to make you love me. And normally when somebody says that to somebody, you would think they would want to be different and like fix the relationship, but instead they double down on how they treat you and then you get to see how that person is.

[Haley]

Yeah. That's really them.

[Jaime]

Yeah. So I am all for outgrowing friendships.

[Mo]

100 and it, like, I, I want to double down on what you said about it doesn't have to be ugly.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

There's ways to just distance yourself slowly. Like, don't think that that friendship has to be gone tomorrow. Yeah. But you should probably start exploring other friends that are in a healthier lifestyle.

[Haley]

It sounds like you guys just have nothing in common.

[Mo]

Exactly. And maybe you did when you became friends years ago, but at this point in your lives, you're not. And I am, I am quick to just stop talking to people.

[Haley]

Like, yeah, that's a tourist thing.

[Mo]

Yeah. I'm like, we're not friends anymore.

[Jaime]

Like I, I always announce when I'm cutting somebody off because I never, I don't like people to drag me on and lead me on and having a friendship. If you have an issue, come to me, talk to me, and let's handle or let's, let's both agree that we're just gonna have a separation. And then that way there's no blurred lines. And I'm not leaving you guessing.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

But yeah, you know, I, I just think that she's married, she has two kids, she's in a happy, loving relationship and her two friends, you don't have to even stop being friends with them. Just make them a once a month friend.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Jaime]

Where you guys go and have lunch and you're just like, hey, how you doing? Oh, my life's falling apart. Oh, good to know.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Yeah, nothing changed.

[Haley]

So I couldn't just like.

[Mo]

Well, but yeah, but that way it's not burden a daily basis. I love the one down. Like one time. Sit down. I had a friend like that at the end of our friendship, I would let her unload on me like every six weeks or so. And then eventually that was like, okay, I'm going to phase that part out now because I just don't live that type of life in which everything is surrounded in misery. Yeah. Like, I'm so bringing you down though, too.

[Haley]

Exactly. Very low vibrations.

[Mo]

It's contagious, correct?

[Jaime]

It is. Well, it's Easy. I always say it's easier to pull somebody down than it is to pull somebody up. Whenever somebody's reaching down, what's going to happen, you know, that person that's reaching down has the momentum to pull you down with them. It's very hard to pull somebody over that cliff unless they want to help pull themselves over that cliff. You know, I. I think we're all at a time in our lives, in an era of our lives where peace is priceless. And if you're not, you know, living, loving and laughing like all the target signs say, then it's time to remove that. He's over here snoring, dude.

[Mo]

I know.

[Haley]

I'm sorry. He is over here.

[Mo]

Focus.

[Jaime]

When you're like this on logs, dude, I'm just like, can you.

[Mo]

He's like this under the table.

[Haley]

All I see is his head.

[Jaime]

I love you, but. Yeah, that's how I agree. That's how I think to handle that situation.

[Mo]

I agree.

[Jaime]

You guys got any more for me?

[Haley]

I had this girl in my group of friends in high school that we all put up with some for some reason, even though she was a complete. Anyways, we all take her out to get dessert at this very popular place in town, and we tell her to grab a table while we order everything and pay for her because it was her birthday. We bring out all the cakes and we bought for her with candles in them. And this goes. Why did you all make me sit here by myself for so long? It was so embarrassing. She was legit mad at us and refused to eat or touch what we bought her. She just sat there on her phone. And that was the. That was when we all decided to drop her as a friend.

[Jaime]

I mean, she was a.

[Mo]

She was a guys.

[Jaime]

She was very unappreciative. And like, I don't know, some people just don't. Common sense is not so common.

[Mo]

Correct.

[Haley]

You know, Hate waiting by myself at a table.

[Jaime]

Yeah, but you're not gonna. If we come out with a cake candle, I'm sure you're gonna be like. And you would. You would eat and you would still partake, you know, like, I don't know.

[Haley]

I'd be like, hey, guys, women texting you.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Women who are big drama shows. I can't be around.

[Mo]

Just drag it on.

[Jaime]

That's why I can't be on reality tv because I'd be fighting everyone. Just the people that drag on and like, you know, like, I just can't.

[Haley]

It's that pout.

[Jaime]

I can't handle it. Stop Pouting, dude.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I can't handle that.

[Mo]

You can't do the pouts?

[Jaime]

No, dude.

[Mo]

I'll get with my kids sometimes and be like, you got three minutes to feel those feelings. After those three minutes are done, I'm gonna need you to wrap it up 100. With my daughter this morning, she didn't want me to put her hair in a braid, but you know when it's, like, staticky outside and the hair, like, gets wild? I was like, it's going in a braid, and she's, like, pulling on the braid, and she's like. We get in the car, and she's still like. And I literally quietly said, you got three minutes. Yeah. For what? I said to feel the feelings you got. And after that, we're over it.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Mo]

And so after three minutes, she was like, so where are we going?

[Jaime]

But that's good, because you're teaching her to recognize, like, hey, there's no need to drag this out, but it's okay.

[Mo]

To have the feelings in the moment.

[Jaime]

Feel them.

[Mo]

We do have a time limit.

[Narrator]

Get the.

[Jaime]

Over it. Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah. So quick to be like, I need. I need to be the responsible parent that lets you have those feelings. Because I always had the parents that were like, like, why do you feel so upset about this situation? I was like, because I'm human. But, like, okay, cool. Be upset. But not for 20 minutes.

[Jaime]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[Haley]

I get it.

[Jaime]

Luckily, Bailey's. Bailey used to be like that. She used to, like, drag out her feelings, and now she's just like, how I am. She'll be like. She'll be like, all right. Even if I yell at her, she'll be upset for a second, and then she'll be like, hey, Mom.

[Haley]

You know?

[Jaime]

And, like, just come around, because I've taught her the same thing. Like, it's okay to, like, be in your feelings, but don't drag it out and make everybody else around you miserable, because you're just gonna make yourself miserable.

[Mo]

You know what I feel like that ends up turning into? You know, like, when you're in a relationship with someone and then you guys fight, but you don't know how to come out of the fight.

[Jaime]

And the fight lasts for two weeks. Oh, my God. That is the most exhausting.

[Haley]

I can't.

[Jaime]

Because people.

[Haley]

I look at them and start laughing.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Me and my brother. Me and my brother. The biggest fight we ever got into is when he lived with me. And I don't know what it was about, but he pissed me off. And I literally was like, I, like, pushed him, and he pushed me back into my bathroom. I had, like, a picture frame behind the toilet. He pushed me, and I fell back into it. All the glass shattered, like, behind me.

[Mo]

We looked at each other.

[Haley]

We start cracking up. And it pissed me off that he was laughing. And then I got mad again. And then we laughed again about it.

[Mo]

Like, energy.

[Jaime]

Yeah, for sure.

[Haley]

I was like, stop laughing. Laughing at me like, you broke my picture.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Don't be putting your hands on girls.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Oh, no.

[Mo]

I. I beat him up. Gotcha. I win. Yeah.

[Jaime]

All right, well, see you guys next week. Bye.

[Mo]

Bye.