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Bunny XO
What if I fail?
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Mimi
ask.
Bunny XO
So confess. I'm also so thankful for two girls who came into my life that that believe in me every step of the way that literally have put their lives on hold to make sure that my dream came true so that it could be their dreams to come true. And we've kind of flown formed this little thing we call the coven. So I don't know if you guys are ready, but let's have Mimi and Haley come out hold me now A six feet from the edge and I'm thinking baby 60 ain't so far down. You guys have a seat. Babies step into my office. I don't know about you guys, but I am so happy they're here. Did you guys watch the Mob Lives?
Haley
We just watched it.
Bunny XO
That was great, right? That was hilarious. I love them so Much.
Haley
It's a lot of energy to take it in.
Bunny XO
No, they're amazing.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny XO
So now that we have them sitting on the couch, we are going to do a little segment that we call Ask, Tell, Confess. Wait, I can't get a whistle out. Ask, Tell Confess.
Makeup Artist
There we go.
Bunny XO
I got it out. But the crazy thing is that they were like, no, we can't have audience participation. And I was like, go fuck yourself. I was like, I want audience participation. But here's the deal. You guys can come up and ask any question. So if you guys don't know what Ask, tell confesses. It's ask a question, tell something, or confess something. And it needs to be juicy. And it can't be like, we need it as weird as possible, please. So please, if you guys have some weird shit, come up and tell us. But nothing that's like, bad weird. Because I'm going to tell you to sit down. Like, don't come up and confess a murder. Because I've had two people do that.
Haley
Don't do that.
Bunny XO
And I'm like, you know I can see you, right? Like, oh, how am I supposed to go to sleep at night knowing this?
Haley
But accomplices, if they do.
Bunny XO
I don't know.
Makeup Artist
I don't listen.
Bunny XO
I didn't. I didn't ask for that. All right, but anyways, so we're gonna kick it off because we do know that it gets weird here in New York because a couple of you guys submitted some anonymous ones already and they were really weird. And then how are we gonna pick people to come up? Do you guys.
Haley
They can just come on up to the microphone?
Bunny XO
Yeah. If any of you guys want to come up, start walking up to the microphone. We're gon talk about the head over girl. I feel like we should start with you. She like, she ran to the microphone.
New Fan
I'm scared.
Bunny XO
Let's start with her. All right, you know, it's good. She ran from the back. What's up, baby?
Lolly
I'm just bringing up the microphone.
Bunny XO
Oh, I like, I think. Dude, that was fucking great. I need that clip. Somebody clip that for me, please. That is great. She's like, no, I'm not confessing. Shit, bitch. Not happening. That was her confession. Yeah, that was a confession.
Mimi
That was the tough.
Bunny XO
All right, so I'm gonna kick it off. These were some anonymous ones that you guys wrote in. So this person said, I love the smell of my apartment after a night of White Castle and farting. All day.
Haley
Same.
Bunny XO
God dang, it smells heavenly. The hell did you write that? In. I didn't do. That does sound like something I would write in. But seriously, White Castle, I think. Do you. Who likes White Castle? No, I do love Harold and Kumar. Go to White Castle. Let's burn this down. Pookie.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny XO
I got to meet him the other day. I was so excited about it. You have no idea.
Haley
Oh, you literally said it to him.
Bunny XO
I did. It was the first words. I didn't say hi. I just quoted his movie line to him. No, I just love him so much.
Haley
So much.
Bunny XO
All right, so we have. Are. You're not bringing the microphone, are you?
Haley
What's that?
Bunny XO
You're not bringing the microphone, are you?
Haley
I'm not.
Sarah
What?
Bunny XO
Never mind. What's your baby. What's your name on Facebook?
Mimi
I'm bj. You know me as bj.
Bunny XO
Hi, bj.
Haley
And I always say we're like Teu,
Mimi
Bunny, and Jelly because that's what we were for the last two Halloweens.
Bunny XO
No, you're not Teu, baby.
Mimi
You are us.
Bunny XO
I love that. I love that.
Haley
I love you.
Mimi
I've been very sick and you have
Haley
gotten me through so much.
Bunny XO
Oh.
Mimi
But I have a question.
Bunny XO
Let's go.
Mimi
You never have panty lines. Do you wear panties?
Makeup Artist
I don't know.
Bunny XO
You want to. You want to come find out? I know
Mimi
I haven't. I haven't worn panties in, like, 15, 20 years.
Bunny XO
So it depends on the occasion. If I'm in leather, you have to wear panties with leather. Because I got that whop. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no way. No. But the majority of the time. No, I don't. I would just be free balling it for sure.
Haley
I can confirm.
Bunny XO
We got women. We gotta let it breathe, too, right? Like, come on.
Haley
And your.
Mimi
Your bum looks awesome tonight.
Bunny XO
Oh, my God. You're so sweet. Bj, we love you. Thank you so much. I see an inhos we treasure. What's up?
Haley
Oh, gee.
Bunny XO
The OG right there talking. The microphone, baby.
Haley
Microphone, baby.
Bunny XO
Don't be a Renee.
Mimi
I love.
Bunny XO
I love you, Renee. I want to know.
Mimi
I love you two ladies as well. If I can give you a gift,
Haley
you can hand it right there by side stage. Of course.
Bunny XO
Yes. We love you so much. That is so sweet.
Haley
Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you.
Bunny XO
So, so sweet.
Makeup Artist
Is that a Highland?
Bunny XO
Hi, baby.
Haley
Are you a coward?
Bunny XO
I think that's Scooby Doo. I am Scooby mixed with a Vegas escort,
Haley
baby.
Bunny XO
I like it.
Makeup Artist
And I am the unintentional Homie Hopper
Lolly
that brought you a gift.
Bunny XO
Christina. Baby, we love you. If you guys listen to the past couple of ask how confesses she was. We'll see you after the show. We'll make sure we make time to see you after the show, baby. Yeah, for sure. No, we love you. We love you, baby. You're so sweet. I'm not confessing nothing except up my love for you, bunny. I love you too. You guys, if you guys come up, you guys got to give us an ask out. Confess. Confess something.
Mimi
Okay, here's the confession.
Bunny XO
Let's go.
Mimi
All right, so true story. My family ran an escort service.
Bunny XO
Let's go.
Mimi
Entire family worked for it.
Bunny XO
Okay.
Mimi
But not me.
Haley
Okay, Okay.
Mimi
I just drove the girls. I didn't, like, do anything. But tell them your best memory of your nanny.
Bunny XO
Oh, yeah, my best memory. Wait, this is of nanny who ran the escort service too. Oh, shit. I love that. Madam, Madam, Nanny.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny XO
So my talk in the microphone, baby. Oh, shit. Okay, so my best memory is my grandma used to have a rolodex and she would be like, so star.
Sarah
Yep.
Bunny XO
She's five.
Sarah
Five.
Bunny XO
We can make her have blonde hair. And no, she can't do anal. Yeah, right. I love my kind of girl, Pam.
Mimi
There's two girl kinky. Yeah, she'll do two girl kinky, no problem. All right.
Bunny XO
They for sure owned an ESC service.
Haley
Yeah. I knew it.
Bunny XO
All right, you guys, give it up for Nanny. Nanny was awesome, right? We love nanny. All right, you guys, whatever. We're gonna pause real quick right here and you guys read one of yours.
Haley
Oh, I got a good one.
Bunny XO
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Haley
This person said, I have a fetish of sniffing and licking armpits that are either sweaty or hairy recently.
Bunny XO
Dude, where are you at? Stand up.
Haley
I need to know who this was. Recently I was in the office and had a fun conversation with a couple colleague in which led us to hugging. In that my hand went into her armpit after realizing I sniffed it. Should I tell her?
Bunny XO
What do you guys think? What do you guys think? I know we have mixed reviews. Some people are saying yes and some people are saying no. I say, I. It depends. If somebody told me they sniffed my armpit, I'd be like, I'm sorry. You know, like that freaking onion roll. Like, there's no way but lasagna. I don't know. How would you feel if somebody did that to you?
Haley
I don't want to know.
Makeup Artist
I don't want to know.
Haley
I don't want to know. No, don't tell me you sniffed me anywhere.
Bunny XO
Hi, baby. What's your name? Hi, bunny.
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Bunny XO
I love you.
Mimi
And so I can't beat that last story. But my whole life, I've had decent hair, right? But, Mimi, I need a hair redo.
Bunny XO
Can you help me? Oh, of course.
Haley
Of course. You have beautiful hair, by the way.
Bunny XO
Yeah, you don't start with it, man.
Haley
You don't want to. Gorgeous.
Mimi
I'm like, old girl now. My husband's like, leave it.
Bunny XO
I'm like, cut it.
Haley
It's so beautiful.
Bunny XO
What do you guys say? Leave it or cut it? Leave it or cut it. Leave it, people. Dude, I pay for extensions that long. Dude, like, keep the hair. Promise you. Love you, baby. Go ahead, mama. Hi.
Haley
Hi, beautiful.
New Fan
You guys all look amazing.
Bunny XO
Thank you so much.
New Fan
So I just recently. Recently got my cosmetology license.
Haley
Congratulations.
Bunny XO
Let's go, baby. Heck, yeah.
New Fan
I wanted to ask you guys how both of you guys got into the beauty industry industry and how you guys balance the work and friend life. I know it must be difficult, but I always am kind of like, I always have questions because I also have a best friend in the beauty industry, and we always want to start something up.
Greenlight Ad Speaker
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Mimi
Power.
Haley
You go first.
Makeup Artist
Well, I've always done art all my life.
Bunny XO
And she's so good. This can draw like a dude.
Makeup Artist
And college, I was in a theatrical makeup class, and my teacher literally was like, pulled me to the side and was like, you need to get out of here. Like, you got a talent. So I dropped out of college and I went to a makeup school in Nashville. And then I wanted to do celebrity makeup, and I got my first celebrity. The first year I was in Nashville, I worked at Mac, and that helped me a lot, which nowadays it probably won't. So I'm gonna say don't do that, but social media really helped me. Instagram really helped me. Word of mouth. Balancing work and friend life, though, it's hard. So don't do what I did. I would literally go to the club till like, 3:00am and then take clients at 8:00am still drunk, and they would
Bunny XO
come in smelling like vodka. It was crazy.
Mimi
Yeah.
Makeup Artist
I now, though, I only have her, so it's way easier to buy.
Podcast Host (Ad)
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Bunny XO
Yeah.
Makeup Artist
I'm retired.
Bunny XO
The dream.
New Fan
That is the dream.
Haley
Yes.
Mimi
Yeah.
Makeup Artist
That made my dream come true.
Bunny XO
Oh, I love you.
Haley
Stop. When we make out.
Bunny XO
Yes. I thought you'd never ask. You guys know this is finicky, dude. One minute she'll want to make out, the next she won't.
Haley
Yeah, it's getting weird.
Bunny XO
It's getting weird.
Mimi
Stand on my tippy toes.
Bunny XO
Stand.
Haley
Oh.
Bunny XO
Can you lower it, baby? Just lower it.
Mimi
I'm okay.
Bunny XO
All right.
Greenlight Ad Speaker
Thank you.
Haley
Okay.
Mimi
But I just want to tell you I love you. And like, as someone who's been in abuse relationships, I love that you raise awareness and break that stigma. But my confession is that I have really bad gay D and I just found out that Elton John was gay
Bunny XO
like two weeks ago. Now he's blind.
Mimi
Now he's blind.
Haley
What.
Bunny XO
Now, honey? The fricking. The outfits, the songs that he writes about men. Nothing clocked.
Haley
Eerie.
Bunny XO
Nothing triggered up here, but I love you.
Mimi
And you.
Bunny XO
I love you, baby. I love you too, baby.
Haley
I love you.
Bunny XO
Go ahead, baby.
Mimi
Hi, Bonnie. I finally have my moment. I don't even know how to follow that. But I came here tonight from Connecticut and I bought my friend. And I'm super excited to be here in all of your presence because I follow you guys on Snapchat and I know I'm almost 50 years old, so that's corny, but you look fucking hot. You guys are hot.
Bunny XO
Air hot, baby.
Mimi
Y' all are hot. Y' all are my inspiration because there's a lot of corny, horrible people in the world. And you guys give me. You guys give me faith. I just lost my mom a couple months ago and you've. You've. You've given me some hope because we love you, baby. And I'm gonna have one of my best friends here tonight.
Bunny XO
Ali and what up, Ally?
Mimi
We drove here from Connecticut, which is a. An inspiration all its own. But you guys are amazing and Jelly is amazing and your music really touches me.
Sarah
My soul.
Bunny XO
Thank you.
Mimi
I appreciate the last couple of months, but thank God for you guys.
Bunny XO
Thank you. We appreciate you. Thank you so much, baby. Sorry to hear about your mom.
Mimi
And I did my eyeshadow just for you, Haley. And it probably got up and.
Haley
It's okay. Yeah. Get it.
Bunny XO
All right, Haley, you want to read yours really quick?
Greenlight Ad Speaker
Yeah.
Makeup Artist
Cuz I think it goes hand in hand with yours. And I didn't even plan this.
Sarah
Really.
Bunny XO
Oh, it doesn't have to do with buttholes and poop, cuz that's all she ever reads on Asshole.
Makeup Artist
I wouldn't do that.
Mimi
That's the next one.
Sarah
One.
Bunny XO
All right.
Haley
Okay.
Makeup Artist
I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair.
Bunny XO
You guys are some freaks in New York. I thought I was kinky.
Haley
It's going to get a hairball what the hell? What if it's the same person? Two submissions is wild.
Makeup Artist
That was wild.
Bunny XO
That is.
Sarah
Yeah.
Bunny XO
No, I mean, what's the. The what is the chance that there is two armpit fetishes under one roof? I. I'm not understanding.
Haley
There's no way.
Bunny XO
We've never had armpit fetish confessions until we got to New York.
Haley
Oh. Oh.
Bunny XO
Listen, we don't yuck anybody's yum. Okay.
Haley
We don't yuck anyone's yum. Is it?
Bunny XO
All right, go ahead, baby. What's your name? I'm Molly.
Lolly
I'm 21.
Bunny XO
I love your name. Lolly. That is so cute.
Lolly
I'm 21. I just turned 21. I came all the way from Texas by myself.
Bunny XO
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Lonnie Happy birthday to you.
Haley
Get it?
Bunny XO
Thank you. Okay. Don't make me creed out on here. I'm so sorry. Say that again.
Lolly
Guess what? I wanted to give you all a juicy confess.
Bunny XO
Let's go. We're ready.
Lolly
It's my mom's and if she sees this, she's probably gonna kill me.
Bunny XO
Oh, mom too.
Lolly
One time, and there may or may not have been illegal substances.
Bunny XO
It's okay.
Podcast Host (Ad)
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Lolly
But one time when I was like 14, my mom got really mad at her ex for taking her car to another girl's house. So she took my 14 year old friend with no license, know nothing, didn't know how to drive Again, illegal substances involved. Just to drive her, make her drive her an hour away to piss in
Haley
his son roof, pissing his sunroof.
Bunny XO
Yes, shout out to mom and everything. And then the. The.
Lolly
The side got in it the next day and then called her mad as wondering why they ever spit all in the car.
Bunny XO
Did she ever find out who did it?
Lolly
Yeah, she was in my mom's car.
Bunny XO
Oh, my God. That is hilarious. Mom's a G though. Shout out to mom.
Sarah
Go mom.
Haley
Yay.
Bunny XO
We love that one. That was so dope.
Sarah
Thank you.
Haley
That was good.
Bunny XO
That was done. All right. Go ahead, buddy.
Sarah
I'm like sweating.
Bunny XO
Oh, my. It's okay.
Sarah
I promise not to be long winded. I have ADHD and I promise to be as quick as possible. But back when tickets went on sale, I was so excited that I won the Bunny XO presale lottery and I posted it on Instagram. And then you re shared it. I'm Hollywood XO 10 184. I'm EXO because I'm obsessed with the weekend and EXO, like, so is my husband. Yeah, I know. I, I, I can't wait till they collaborate.
Bunny XO
Coming soon. But right.
Sarah
Exo is part of Republic Records. But anyways, country is, like, so foreign to me, but I feel like you and Jelly are like the country version of ice tea in Coco.
Bunny XO
We love Coco we love. I see those are our homies.
Mimi
Yeah.
Sarah
My, my real name is Sarah with an H. Like Sarah Jessica Parker and Sarah Michelle Geller. And I truly love you and your husband as people. I love the message. I have friends that have OD'd and I had to bury one of them. And then I had to grieve a relationship that I never thought that was going to come back to me and her. And I got together for dinner in December with another friend who flew in from Chicago. And you have no idea how grateful I am for that. So I feel like I can really identify with you guys. And part of my adhd, I have depression. And every day that I wake up, like, I can't even believe it. And I really do it for, like, the weekend. I do it for my students. I'm a teacher, so. Teachers gone wild. Right now. I'm on February vacation. This is, like my gift for myself. I don't know if I paid for the meet and greet, but I can't believe I'm talking to you right now.
Bunny XO
I love you.
Sarah
You are such a source of, like, inspiration and such a source of, like, keep going and you're a badass. And like, get to the gym, Sarah. And thank you. I don't even know where to end. It took me.
Bunny XO
I love you. Shout out to Sarah, baby, you are here for a reason, so don't go anywhere.
Sarah
It took me an act of God to get get here. My Uber driver left my house, so I missed my bus. I had to drive to New Haven and then hop the train. So I can't believe I'm here.
Bunny XO
Sarah, I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for participating in Asel Confess. And thank you guys for coming out on the couch. Let's give it up for Mimi and Haley.
Mimi
Right?
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Dumb Blonde Podcast: Ask, Tell, Confess – Live from NYC | The Coven Went FERAL (March 6, 2026)
In this wild and hilarious live episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO brings her crew, affectionately known as "the Coven" (Mimi and Haley), to New York City to lead the audience through the fan-favorite segment “Ask, Tell, Confess.” The night is packed with raw admissions, funny stories, heartfelt moments, and live crowd confessionals that range from quirky to outright scandalous. With audience participation encouraged, no topic is off-limits—except, as Bunnie warns, "bad weird" (like murder confessions). The result: a chaos-filled, community-driven journey through relationships, family drama, fetishes, embarrassing moments, and connection.
This episode showcases why Bunnie XO’s Dumb Blonde is beloved: a fearless host, a ride-or-die crew, and listeners brave enough to drop the most unfiltered confessions. The mix of “feral” fun and real talk about trauma, healing, and female friendship makes for a raw yet uplifting celebration of weirdness and wisdom.
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