Dumb Blonde Podcast: Ask, Tell, Confess – Live from NYC | The Coven Went FERAL (March 6, 2026)

Episode Overview

In this wild and hilarious live episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO brings her crew, affectionately known as "the Coven" (Mimi and Haley), to New York City to lead the audience through the fan-favorite segment “Ask, Tell, Confess.” The night is packed with raw admissions, funny stories, heartfelt moments, and live crowd confessionals that range from quirky to outright scandalous. With audience participation encouraged, no topic is off-limits—except, as Bunnie warns, "bad weird" (like murder confessions). The result: a chaos-filled, community-driven journey through relationships, family drama, fetishes, embarrassing moments, and connection.

Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Introduction of the Coven & Segment Explanation

• [01:58] Bunnie XO invites Mimi and Haley onstage, praising the support system that formed their "coven":
  • “I am so thankful for two girls who came into my life that believe in me every step of the way…so that it could be their dreams to come true.” (Bunnie XO)
• They explain the ground rules: anyone in the audience can "Ask, Tell, or Confess"—an open mic to share juicy, weird, but not criminal stories.

Kicking Off Ask, Tell, Confess - Audience Interactions

White Castle & Fart Confession

• [05:30] Anonymous audience confession about loving the smell of their apartment after eating White Castle and farting all day sparks laughter.
  • “That does sound like something I would write in.” (Bunnie XO)
  • They riff on the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, with Bunnie sharing her excitement about meeting the film’s star.

"No Panty Lines" & Lingerie Conversations

• [06:43] Audience member asks Bunnie XO a cheeky question:
  • “You never have panty lines. Do you wear panties?” (Mimi)
  • Bunnie’s candid answer:
    • “If I’m in leather, you have to wear panties…But the majority of the time? No, I don’t. I would just be free-balling it for sure.” (Bunnie XO)
  • Haley confirms Bunnie's honesty: “I can confirm.”

Emotional Acknowledgements

• [07:36] Genuine gratitude and connection, as fans share how the podcast has helped them through moments of illness, loss, or life transitions.
  • “I’ve been very sick and you have gotten me through so much.” (Mimi)

Escort Service & Family Secrets

• [08:33] Mimi (audience member) drops a bombshell:
  • “My family ran an escort service…Entire family worked for it. But not me. I just drove the girls.” (Mimi)
• Bunnie XO shares a memory of her grandmother’s “madam” years, exchanging hilarious stories about the family business.
  • “She would be like, ‘So, Star...No, she can't do anal.’” (Bunnie XO recounting her grandma)

Armpit Fetish Confessions

• [09:34] Things get extra wild as an audience member confesses an armpit sniffing and licking fetish in the workplace:
  • “I have a fetish of sniffing and licking armpits that are either sweaty or hairy…” (anonymous)
• The panel’s response is comedic but genuine—debating whether armpit sniffing should be confessed to the subject.
  • “Don’t tell me you sniffed me anywhere.” (Haley, [10:24])
• [15:23] Another anonymous story: “I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair.” (Makeup Artist reading confession)
  • Panel’s reaction: “You guys are some freaks in New York. I thought I was kinky.” (Bunnie XO, [15:34])

Beauty Industry Q&A

• [11:14] Audience question: How did you get into the beauty industry and balance work/friend life?
  • The makeup artist details their journey from art to makeup school, to celebrity gigs via word-of-mouth and social media.
  • Candid advice about boundaries and lifestyle:
    • “Don’t do what I did—I would literally go to the club till like, 3:00am and then take clients at 8:00am, still drunk.” (Makeup Artist, [12:28])

Finding Community, Overcoming Hardship

• [13:52–15:00] Several listeners express sincere thanks for the show getting them through grief, struggles with relationships, or mental health challenges.
  • “I just lost my mom a couple months ago and you’ve given me some hope…Thank God for you guys.” (Mimi, [14:39])
  • “You are such a source of inspiration and such a source of, like, keep going and you’re a badass.” (Sarah, [19:34])

Juicy Confessions & Audience Antics

• [16:47] Lolly, a 21-year-old, confesses a wild story: her mom, angry at an ex, once had a 14-year-old friend (no license) drive her an hour to pee in the ex’s sunroof to get revenge:
  • “The side got in it the next day and then called her mad as wondering why they ever spit all in the car.” (Lolly, [17:22])
  • “Mom’s a G though. Shout out to mom.” (Bunnie XO, [17:32])

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Go fuck yourself. I want audience participation.” (Bunnie XO defying event organizers, [03:36])
• “We don’t yuck anybody’s yum.” (Bunnie XO, [16:03])
• “Now he’s blind.” (Bunnie XO joking about Elton John, [13:27])
• “I would just be free-balling it for sure.” (Bunnie XO, [06:59])
• “My family ran an escort service…But not me. I just drove the girls.” (Mimi, [08:33])
• “I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair.” (Makeup Artist, [15:23])
• “You are such a source of inspiration…keep going and you’re a badass.” (Sarah, [19:34])
• “Mom’s a G though.” (Bunnie XO, [17:32])

Timestamps – Jump to the Good Stuff

• [01:58] Introduction of Mimi and Haley, the “Coven”
• [03:36] Bunnie insists on audience participation
• [05:30] White Castle fart confession, movie references
• [06:43] No panties, “leather rules,” and more
• [08:33] Family escort service stories and wild confessions
• [09:34] Armpit fetish confession #1
• [15:23] Armpit fetish confession #2 (with a twist)
• [11:14] How to break into the beauty industry—and maybe avoid burnout
• [13:52] Heartfelt audience gratitude and overcoming hardship
• [16:47] “Mom’s revenge” sunroof urination confession
• [19:34] Sarah’s emotional story of connection, mental health, and the long journey just to be at the show

The Overall Vibe

This episode showcases why Bunnie XO’s Dumb Blonde is beloved: a fearless host, a ride-or-die crew, and listeners brave enough to drop the most unfiltered confessions. The mix of “feral” fun and real talk about trauma, healing, and female friendship makes for a raw yet uplifting celebration of weirdness and wisdom.

Perfect for:

• Fans who want to laugh, cringe, and maybe cry a little.
• Anyone needing to feel less alone in their own weird stories.
• Listeners who love wild confessions, girl talk, and the power of a supportive community.

Summary by segment, including all the juicy, cringey, heartfelt, and outright hilarious highlights.