Ask, Tell, Confess: No Dookie Sticks

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – Episode: "Ask, Tell, Confess: No Dookie Sticks"

Hosted by Dumb Blonde Productions, the "Dumb Blonde" podcast, under the Bunny XO brand, delves into comedic yet candid discussions about relationships, personal traumas, embarrassing moments, and the unfiltered realities of life. In the episode titled "Ask, Tell, Confess: No Dookie Sticks," the hosts engage in an open and humorous exploration of intimate and taboo subjects, fostering an environment of relatability and healing.

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1. Introduction to the "Ask, Tell, Confess" Segment

The episode centers around the popular segment "Ask, Tell, Confess," where listeners submit their personal stories, questions, and confessions. The hosts, Bunny, Haley, Mimi, and Jaime, read and react to these submissions, providing advice, sharing laughs, and occasionally delving into more serious discussions.

Notable Quote:

• Bunny [05:03]: "We have our plates full with the Ask, Tell, Confess. You guys really delivered."

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2. Medical Confessions and Cautionary Tales

a. The "Vibrator Incident"

One of the most gripping stories comes from a nurse who shares an unsettling experience in the operating room. A patient arrived with a foreign object—later identified as a vibrator—in her rectum, necessitating surgical removal. The nurse narrates the aftermath, emphasizing the importance of avoiding the autographing of such items.

Notable Quotes:

• Mimi [06:51]: "I'm hoping this is the correct way for a tell, but I must remain anonymous because I don't want to lose my job."
• Haley [07:08]: "Don't bring dookie sticks to meet and greets. You literally have no idea where they've been."

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3. Exploring Sexual Experiences and Physiology

a. Orgasming in Sleep

The conversation shifts to the phenomenon of experiencing orgasms during sleep. Haley shares her personal experiences, sparking a discussion on whether this is a common condition or linked to hormonal changes, especially around menstruation.

Notable Quotes:

• Haley [13:10]: "Ladies, let me know if you orgasm in your sleep. I want to know how common it is."
• Mimi [15:09]: "It's always around my period."

b. Personal Experiences with Sexual Health

The hosts delve into their individual experiences with sexual health, touching upon topics like using anal beads and the physical reactions that can occur, such as the involuntary tightening of muscles leading to retention of objects.

Notable Quotes:

• Haley [13:35]: "It's crazy. I don't want to know if it's real or if it's not."
• Mimi [13:47]: "Sex education: Don't put anything up there that doesn't have a stop."

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4. Advice on Enhancing Intimacy

a. Communicating Desires in Relationships

A listener asks for advice on encouraging her husband to engage in more intimate activities involving his anal region. The hosts provide a blend of humor and practical advice, emphasizing the importance of timing and making the suggestion feel like the partner's idea.

Notable Quotes:

• Mimi [25:45]: "She wants to stick something up there while doing a bj."
• Jaime [27:22]: "Make it your idea, and it'll make you happy."

b. Balancing Comfort and Exploration

The discussion highlights the need for partners to feel comfortable and open when exploring new aspects of their sexual relationship, ensuring that both parties are willing and at ease with the activities.

Notable Quotes:

• Jaime [26:35]: "Take a shot or something. You want to feel comfortable as a dude."
• Haley [26:37]: "It has to be a good time."

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5. Upcoming Projects and Creative Endeavors

a. Country Christmas Song Announcement

The hosts share their excitement about working on a new country-themed Christmas song, collaborating with notable songwriters. This project underscores their commitment to blending humor with musical creativity, promising a unique addition to their repertoire.

Notable Quotes:

• Haley [21:35]: "This year we might do a country Christmas song."
• Bunny [22:52]: "We are going to have a freaking country Christmas this year."

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6. Food and Health Discussion

a. Tips for Eating Clean

Towards the end of the episode, the conversation shifts to maintaining a healthy diet. The hosts offer practical advice for those beginning their journey towards eating clean, emphasizing simplicity and gradual diversification of food choices.

Notable Quotes:

• Haley [28:16]: "If you're just starting out, keep it simple with chicken and rice or chicken and potatoes."
• Mimi [29:26]: "I'm not a huge chicken person. I tend to go towards seafood."

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7. Conclusion and Sign-Off

The episode wraps up with the hosts expressing their enthusiasm for future projects and inviting listeners to stay tuned for upcoming content. They balance humor with sincere engagement, reinforcing the podcast's commitment to open, real, and healing conversations.

Notable Quotes:

• Haley [30:27]: "Thank you guys for tuning into another Ask, Tell, Confess."
• Bunny [30:35]: "See you all next week."

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Final Thoughts

"Dumb Blonde" Episode "Ask, Tell, Confess: No Dookie Sticks" offers a blend of humor, candid discussions, and valuable advice on intimate and often stigmatized topics. The hosts create a safe space for listeners to explore their own experiences and challenges, promoting a sense of community and understanding. Whether sharing personal stories, offering practical advice, or brainstorming creative projects, Bunny, Haley, Mimi, and Jaime deliver an engaging and relatable episode that resonates with their audience.

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Transcript

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

How much content we have on Patreon.

[Bunny]

Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the Defaults. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to ww patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast and sign up. Ask. Hello, Senoritas. Welcome to Ask Tell Confess.

[Haley]

Tried to put a little vibrato on it. Do you know how many people ask me to do that in meet and greets? It's so funny. Oh, my God. Literally almost every meet and greet, I'm like, I've had a podcast for six years. Nobody asked me to do anything from that.

[Mimi]

Like, give me the whistle.

[Haley]

Yeah, Whistle to do the roar. Mimi's back in the house, baby.

[Mimi]

Hey.

[Haley]

Hey. She's been gone forever. 20 days.

[Bunny]

I told her.

[Mimi]

I was like, it's been 15. She goes, I round up.

[Haley]

I was like, you can't get past me. We're happy to have you back, though.

[Mimi]

Thanks.

[Haley]

We always try to pretend we can get along without you. And then when you're back, we're like, we missed her.

[Mimi]

Yeah. I hope you guys did A. You did you miss me, Jaime?

[Jaime]

1,000%.

[Mimi]

A. You guys do love me.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Well, today we have our plates full.

[Haley]

With the Ask Talk Confess.

[Bunny]

You guys really delivered.

[Haley]

If you're on my Patreon, you always get a chance to be a part of these weekly segments. And you guys are allowed to ask, tell, or confess. And you guys did not disappoint point this week.

[Mimi]

It was intense.

[Haley]

I know. There was a lot. Yeah. I was actually very shook. Oh, by the way, if you're watching this and wondering why I look like I'm half dead, it's because we filmed for, what, like, six Hours yesterday down on Broadway.

[Bunny]

So tired.

[Haley]

Haley, of course, always looks beautiful. She has makeup on, but fucking. I walked in, Mimi's laying down on the couch. I'm PMSing. This is the longest PMS I've had. It's been going on for two weeks.

[Mimi]

I know, right?

[Haley]

It's crazy. It's just. Just. I've been using it as an excuse to eat whatever the fuck I want.

[Mimi]

We had canes last night at 9:00 at night.

[Haley]

I would never do that if I didn't blame it on my period. But anyways, long story short, I have no makeup on today.

[Bunny]

So to all the haters who are always like, why does she always have to have freaking makeup on?

[Haley]

Well, if you followed my tik tok, you would see me look like this all the time. But, yeah, here you go. Here I am.

[Bunny]

All in the flesh.

[Haley]

Flesh.

[Bunny]

All a mesh.

[Haley]

All right, who's going to read the first question?

[Mimi]

Oh, I'm coming in hot.

[Haley]

Ready?

[Unknown]

Better not be blind. I'm swear to God.

[Mimi]

Oh, no.

[Haley]

This was.

[Mimi]

This was a private message. Okay, read it.

[Bunny]

No, but I think.

[Haley]

Didn't we send it to Haley, too?

[Mimi]

Oh, I only sent it to you.

[Haley]

Oh. Oh, my God. I can't wait to see you read it.

[Mimi]

All right. And I cannot say this person's name because this has to stay private, I am sure.

[Haley]

It's so gross.

[Unknown]

Oh, this is good. This is good.

[Mimi]

I'm hoping this is the correct way for a tell, but I must remain anonymous because I don't want to lose my job. I am a nurse who works in the operating room. We had a patient come in for a foreign object stuck in their rectum.

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

And they had to have it surgically removed. The entire staff was aware that the foreign object was a vibrator. But once it was removed, I said, that's a Honey Bunny vibrator. So, of course, I had to tell the entire OR staff all about you. Girls, the reason for this tell is because the patient asked for it back because they want to bring it to a meet and greet to get signed. Girls, please do not sign any vibrators. You literally have no idea where they've been.

[Bunny]

Don't do that.

[Mimi]

Don't ever do that.

[Haley]

Don't do that. I don't want your little dookie stick. Okay? Do not bring dookie sticks to freaking. Was it in her butt or in her big one? It was in her butt.

[Mimi]

It was in her butt.

[Bunny]

How did she.

[Haley]

Okay, I need to know how she got it up there.

[Mimi]

You don't Put anything in there that.

[Unknown]

Doesn'T have any stopper.

[Haley]

What'd you say?

[Unknown]

It said send us a video.

[Haley]

Yeah. Oh, man. Do you remember the time we watched that girl shove a traffic cone inside of her?

[Unknown]

Yes, that was good.

[Haley]

Lazy.

[Mimi]

Oh, and the tentacle.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Remember that one time you made me watch that guy we showed Jay too.

[Unknown]

Didn't you show.

[Haley]

Wait, what guy? What? The guy.

[Mimi]

Do you maybe watch that dude back into the one that was suction cup to the wall.

[Haley]

Oh, is that the guy that sent it to me on my only fans. And because I had to see it, I had to share it with you. Yeah. What guys used to send me the weirdest shit on my only fans. Sorry, Basio. I know, bestie. I was going to fucking probably make us cut this, but I did have an only fans in my former life. Okay. And in the dms. I don't know why guys thought it would turn me on, but they would send me videos of them like backing into things. Oh yeah, like that's not my kink. If that's your kink. I love that for you go off shorty. But that's not my kink. And I was just. I mean, he was. She said if I had to see.

[Mimi]

This, you have to see this.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but I didn't see this.

[Haley]

Yeah, definitely.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

I hate it.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

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[Bunny]

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[Haley]

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[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So ladies, please, I love you guys.

[Haley]

I love all of your orifices, all of your holes. I'll sign whatever you want me to sign, but I'm not signing something that's been in you. Okay, may, I'll do the little carpaccio around your butthole. Whatever you want me to do. But not signing. Not signing something that you had to have dislodged out of you surgically. Surgically. It's crazy.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I mean, at least we know they work.

[Haley]

I hope she had a good time.

[Mimi]

I mean. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Did you like the money?

[Mimi]

Yeah, but our vibrators work. Ladies and gentlemen, sex education. Don't put anything up there that doesn't have a stop.

[Bunny]

No.

[Unknown]

Weren't they big?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Haley]

She was getting going off.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

I mean, did it just suck it in like a.

[Haley]

Well, what happens is one time, Tasha was. Was using anal beads, and she'll tell you the story. She tells the story all the time. But she orgasmed while the anal beads were in her, and it sucked them right up. Yeah, they had to pull them out one by one. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Like, yeah, it was bad. So I guess there's some sort of, like, when your body, the muscles tense up, it just sucks whatever's in your hole in there like a vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. I've never had it happen to me, but I've. I've heard stories.

[Mimi]

Wow.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Well, someone else's turn.

[Haley]

I'm gonna.

[Unknown]

I'm gonna go.

[Haley]

Have you guys ever orgasmed in your sleep?

[Unknown]

No.

[Mimi]

Yeah, it's like a wet dream.

[Haley]

It is. See, I thought only men had wet dreams. I orgasmed in my sleep last night.

[Mimi]

Oh, is that why you woke up in such a good mood?

[Haley]

Oh, it was good. Let me tell you. It was great. But, like, it. I don't even have to be having a sexual dream. And sometimes it'll just. I'll just. Or I used to have them all the time. Like, it was to the point where I was orgasming in my sleep all the time.

[Unknown]

You think that's a ghost playing with your.

[Mimi]

Like, what?

[Haley]

No, I. I would know. I would know if it was a ghost because I wake up when it happens. I know when it's about to happen.

[Mimi]

She's like, I want to experience it.

[Haley]

Wake up. I. I wonder if it's like a hormonal thing. I don't know.

[Mimi]

You have testosterone of a fucking UFC fighter.

[Haley]

Y. I don't know. Ladies, let me know if you orgasm in your sleep. I want to know how common it is. And any of my nurse and doctor people that are listening to this, let me know what that is. Is it a condition? Because I have it.

[Unknown]

Diagnosed me.

[Haley]

I would like to know what it is. And I mean, it's glorious. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, how you've orgasm in your sleep, Right. Once, Twice. How many?

[Mimi]

Maybe once or twice.

[Haley]

Yeah. It's just like a wet dream. But are you having sexual dreams?

[Mimi]

No.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

No.

[Haley]

Yeah. All right, cool.

[Mimi]

We'll see you Know what's weird? It's always around. It's always around my period.

[Haley]

So then it has to be hormonal because at my period's literally about to start any hour now.

[Mimi]

So it has to be.

[Haley]

Yeah, it has to be a hormonal thing. Haley, have you orgasm?

[Bunny]

Do you orgasm?

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Haley]

I'm just making sure. Because there's some women who go through life that don't orgasm and don't know. Don't know.

[Unknown]

Don't do it in my sleep.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm awake.

[Unknown]

I'd like to be awake for that.

[Haley]

I mean, you're sleeping, but you wake up for the orgasm. It wakes you up and piss me off. Jaime, have you ever came in your sleep?

[Jaime]

You know, they always talked about Jaime's face.

[Haley]

I looked over. He was like. He was waiting.

[Jaime]

Here's the thing. I've always been told, oh, have you ever had to a wet dream? And I never knew what that was because it's never happened to me. Yeah, never. So I've never had a wet dream.

[Bunny]

Wow.

[Jaime]

That I can recall. And I will tell you if I have. But yeah, I cannot recall ever a time in my life when I have had a wet dream.

[Bunny]

I wonder if it's just high testosterone.

[Mimi]

Could be.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Bunny]

All right, nurses, doctors, diagnosis. We would like to know what it is.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

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[Unknown]

I guess this is a confess. What's the difference between tell and confess?

[Haley]

Tell is like you're telling a story. Confess is like you're confessing a sin or you're confessing something.

[Mimi]

Okay, maybe telling someone confessed a murder.

[Haley]

Yeah, like that. Yeah, no, it was two murders confessed to me. So I used to do. If you are a longtime follower of me, I used to do Askel confess every Sunday on my Instagram for six years, seven years. Like I've always done it, probably longer. And during that stint on my Instagram, I don't know if these people didn't realize that I could see their profiles.

[Mimi]

A lot of people don't realize. They think it's anonymous. I shut the.

[Haley]

I swear somebody confessed. Two different people confessed murdering somebody on my thing and I only used one of them one time. And I was like, hey man, love you guys. Do not want to be a part of this. Like, dude, I love that you trust me with this information.

[Unknown]

That's crazy. 91 1, like emergency.

[Haley]

Well, no, everybody else was like, you need to report that person. And I'm just like, no, that's not snitch. Yeah, well, it's not even about being a snitch. It's just like one. You don't know if it's true.

[Mimi]

I mean, they could be doing it for attention, right?

[Haley]

It's like two. It's like obviously they needed to get it off their chest, you know, and I'm probably going to catch Bash backlash for that. But it's like three. It's not my fucking plays out of sight, out of mind. I don't want to know. Like, I don't. I don't want to know if it's real or if it's not. You know what I'm saying? So.

[Unknown]

Okay, well, I'm going to say this is a tell.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Someone said, I work at a bar. My second week there, a man offered me $2,000 to eat Skittles out of his butt. And my best friend's first few months working there, she watched an old woman on a scooter get fingered. She's now known as Scooter Cooter. And she's. And she's watched a man in a trench coat himself and shake his turd out of his pant leg, then leave.

[Mimi]

Where does this person go?

[Haley]

I gotta go, I gotta go. These are my people.

[Unknown]

I need.

[Haley]

Yeah, please tell us where this is at because we're on tour guarantee it's in Florida probably. I need to see this guy shake a turd out of his leg.

[Unknown]

That would have mean Scooter Cooter.

[Haley]

Can you imagine that being your nickname for life to Scooter Cooter.

[Mimi]

Oh, what a name.

[Haley]

I mean, a little jealous we nickname people some weird on a scooter, huh?

[Unknown]

I want to get fingered on a scooter.

[Haley]

I mean, it doesn't sound like a bad time.

[Mimi]

I got a scooter, man. Yeah, there's been one on tour bus this whole time. Thanks.

[Unknown]

Thanks for the podcast.

[Haley]

Yeah. You guys talk all that shit and never.

[Mimi]

I know.

[Unknown]

Yesterday scared.

[Mimi]

Yesterday she puts my hand on her thigh and I immediately moved it a centimeter towards her and her fucking legs.

[Haley]

Clamped so tight like a freaking iron. Curtains just fucking shut. Just terrifying.

[Unknown]

I'm not actually serious.

[Haley]

Oh, have you started planning your infamous Christmas song yet?

[Mimi]

Oh, you took my question.

[Haley]

Oh, boy, have we.

[Mimi]

Boy, oh boy.

[Haley]

We get into the studio November 1st because this ask how Confess comes out tomorrow. So we get in the studio November 1st and we are hopefully going to write a banger. And we're actually writing with two freaking huge songwriters. Like this is almost. It's never been a dream of mine, but now that it's happening, it's a dream because it's like Jesse Joe Dillon, an amazing freaking songwriter dude. And she's an Aquarius. Love her Grammy nominated like she's a freaking queen, dude. And then Alicia Vanderheim. I always say her name the wrong way. Vanderheim. Something like that. She's a boss, dude. She's written like I. So many hits that are on the radio and stuff. Like that. And I'm not trying to get radio play. I mean, this is all just a joke. But I mean, country music. If you would like to pick up one of my raunchy Christmas songs, let's do it. But I think this year we might do a country Christmas song. Yeah, Tentatively. We're not sure because we've done jazz, we've done rap, we've done freaking everything. We've done sexy. Like, we've done everything. So I think this year we're gonna make it a country Christmas song. And, yeah, it's gonna be fun. We always have fun with it. We always play with it. And we got to figure out a day to shoot the freaking.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

No music video.

[Bunny]

Yeah. So I'm excited.

[Haley]

So hold on to your little pantalones. Let this. We are going to have a freaking country Christmas this year.

[Bunny]

I cannot wait.

[Haley]

And it'll probably drop, like, somewhere around, like, middle of November. Last week in November. What?

[Mimi]

So aggressive.

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[Haley]

What do you got? What do you got?

[Mimi]

My turn, my turn. All right. So, Britney, how can I get my husband to let me play with his cute ass Slash. He will not let me massage the tank while I'm doing a bj.

[Haley]

Oh, wait, he will.

[Mimi]

He will let me massage the tank strip while I'm doing. I'm doing the bj.

[Haley]

I purposely didn't pick this one because I'm like, everybody thinks I'm obsessed with buttholes, so I'm not doing it me. Yeah.

[Mimi]

And he comes so hard. He will let me reach around and play with his balls while I ride him, but as soon as I get to the hole, that's a nope.

[Haley]

Jaime, you like a little butt play?

[Jaime]

A little gooch action's not bad.

[Bunny]

Like, hold the microphone.

[Jaime]

Just. Just a little gooch action's not bad. Not bad.

[Bunny]

Do you.

[Haley]

Do you like it licked or do.

[Bunny]

You like a finger just ramming your.

[Haley]

Your little hole?

[Unknown]

A.

[Jaime]

A little bit of both. Maybe a little, you know, a little switcheroo works, but not in the big hole.

[Haley]

How about a thumb? Would you take a thumb?

[Mimi]

A pinky?

[Jaime]

You know what? If you did, I wouldn't be able to notice, I think.

[Haley]

Oh, so you like to feel it?

[Jaime]

Yeah, I mean, at first I did it, but it grew on me. It grew.

[Haley]

Have you ever had a vibrator up there?

[Jaime]

No. No, no, no, no.

[Haley]

So you haven't graduated. You've only had fingers.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a jog for me, not a full on Sprint. I'll wait. You know, it's a Sunday for me, so, you know, just cruise.

[Haley]

O.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah.

[Haley]

Fucking Jaime. All right, well, what's.

[Bunny]

What was her question?

[Haley]

How she could get her man to let us.

[Mimi]

She wants. She wants to stick.

[Unknown]

Maybe give Jaime a call.

[Haley]

Yeah, we'll let you answer it as a dude. How could she, you know, how did.

[Mimi]

You graduate to that point?

[Jaime]

Yeah, it's got to be at a good time. So either, you know, possibly right after the shower, so I'm not feeling gross, and I'm kind of a little open to it, you know, and make me feel like it's your idea. And you want to do this, and it'll make you happy.

[Haley]

Because then it's not gay.

[Jaime]

Then it's not gay.

[Haley]

I love that. I love that. Yep. That's good advice. That's straight from a dude right there.

[Unknown]

I love.

[Haley]

I love it.

[Unknown]

Maybe take a shot or something.

[Jaime]

Yeah, take a shot or something. I mean, don't. Yeah, yeah. You just. You want to feel comfortable as a dude, and. Yeah, I think that's the way to do it.

[Mimi]

Interesting. Okay, I enjoyed this.

[Unknown]

I'm gonna take this conversation south. I mean, north.

[Jaime]

We already went south.

[Unknown]

That was south. I'm going north. How excited are you for Good Night Nashville?

[Haley]

The bar?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I mean, I'm super excited we got.

[Mimi]

To see it last night.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I'm gonna be in that bitch every weekend.

[Mimi]

Good. Yes.

[Haley]

Be on the floor, because I have my own floor, so be on. You guys, I'll be.

[Unknown]

I'll be promoting Bunny's floor every weekend.

[Haley]

Do it, baby. Good night, Nashville. Bunny. XO level three, I believe, is what floor my floor will be on and my own. We're excited. January, February should be opening up. We were hoping New Year's Eve, but Veo said that we. She doesn't see that happening. So we'll let you guys know when it opens up. But it's going to be a big to do, man, when it opens up.

[Mimi]

Going to be behind the bar every freaking.

[Unknown]

I might be making drinks.

[Haley]

You never know what are your favorite things to make or advice for someone that is trying to eat clean. I know you do healthy smoothies, too, and I think, Mimi, you guys, everybody's been trying to eat healthy on this journey. So I think the easiest thing to do if you're just starting out is one, you have to know if you're going to be eating healthy, it's going to be boring. You have to eat a lot of the same foods, a lot of the same things. Like, it's just not. I mean, once you start learning what you like and stuff like that, then you can start jazzing it up. But starting out, I would just do chicken and rice, ground chicken and rice. Do chicken and potatoes. Like, just keep it simple with salads and veggies and then go from there.

[Mimi]

If you're not a chicken person, do some salmon, do some fishes, steak, things like that. You can get a lot of protein in with seafood. I'm not a huge chicken person.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

I feel like it messes with my hormones, so it makes me feel really yucky after I eat it. So I tend to go towards the seafood side of things. I do love red meat, but I know it's got a lot of fat in it. So, like salmons and a lot of shrimp. I love shrimp.

[Haley]

Filet mignons don't have a lot of fat. Rip. There are certain cuts of red meat that don't. Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah. But like, rib eyes and stuff like that. Of course I can. Prime rib is my favorite and has so much fat.

[Mimi]

I don't like. I don't like fatty red meats. Yeah, yeah, it makes me. I don't like short rib because it's.

[Unknown]

Like the string cheese of meat.

[Haley]

That sounded fucking gross. Nothing about that sounded good. What?

[Unknown]

I don't like thick pieces of meat in my mouth because when I like.

[Mimi]

Okay, okay. I've seen videos. I know that's a lie.

[Unknown]

When I keep doing the same over.

[Haley]

And over, I start to bag.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Haley]

Thank you guys for tuning into another Ask. Chill. Confess.

[Bunny]

See you all next week.

[Haley]

Bye.