Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

Air Date: April 10, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Mimi, Haley, Jaime

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Episode Overview

This installment of Bunnie XO's "Ask, Tell, Confess" returns to its roots as a space for the audience to submit their wildest questions, stories, and confessions. Bunnie, along with co-hosts Mimi, Haley, and Jaime, read out anonymous entries ranging from hilarious sexual mishaps to raw admissions about work and relationships. Laden with candid conversation, relatable outrage, and sisterly advice, the group keeps the stories rolling, pausing to reflect, debate, and laugh at the wild ride their listeners—and themselves—have experienced.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Origins of "Ask, Tell, Confess"

• [04:42] Bunnie: Describes how the segment was born out of Instagram question boxes she posted for over 10 years. The stories were so wild, she made it a staple on the podcast.
• [05:19] Mimi: Notes people's willingness to confess shocking things, questioning if they realize their IDs aren't anonymous.

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Notable Audience Confessions & Group Reactions

Pepper Spray Mishap

• [07:10] Mimi (reading): Confession about getting pepper sprayed during a Super Bowl bet and later transferring the residue during oral sex—resulting in burning sensations.
• [07:55] Bunnie: “She got pepper spray in her puss. Yeah, damn. Pepper spray.”
• Group wonders about lingering potency, leading to stories about being accidentally pepper sprayed (Haley at a hookah bar, [08:21]).

Subtle Workplace Revenge

• [14:07] Mimi (reading): Server retaliated against rude customers by sucking on their ice cubes before returning their drinks.
• [14:22] Bunnie: “Do not mess with people’s food… even if someone’s an asshole.” Expresses strong disapproval.

Service Industry Sympathy & Emotional Labor

• [17:17] Bunny & Haley: Relate to the emotional "roller coaster" of being stylists, servers, and nail techs. Supporting back-to-back clients through wildly different moods is draining.
• [18:07] Haley: “Mine was sad...everyone would apologize as soon as they sat in my seat… negative about appearances, and that would literally bleed onto me.”

First Period and the Tampon Mistake

• [18:53] Haley: Reads the story of a girl who put her first tampon in the wrong hole (her anus) out of confusion.
• [19:45] Bunny: Calls out the lack of education and stresses the importance of parents guiding kids.
• Group discusses dangers (tampons breaking hymens, toxic ingredients), and swap tips about period underwear and cramp relief.

Resort Porn & Toothbrush Mystery

• [22:28] Bunny (reading): Tale of working night audit at a resort, discovering a guest's room with six porn movies ordered, odd requests for multiple lotions and toothbrushes, and being greeted by a naked man; speculation about toothbrush use ensues ([25:03]).
• [25:44] Bunny: Shares a personal story involving a toothbrush accidentally getting lodged in her throat during a party.

ER Visit after Sexual Mishap

• [27:06] Mimi: Confession about a BJ gone wrong—bursting a hematoma in her throat during sex, leading to an ER visit.
• [27:57] Bunnie: “Oh my God.” Group is horrified but can't look away.

Petty Exes and Online Revenge

• [28:28] Haley (reading): Listener made a fake gay dating profile for a cheating ex, adding his number and "hood cleaning" as a euphemism.
• Group approves the creative and non-lethal pettiness.

Difficult Relationship Dynamics

• [30:23] Bunnie: Multiple entries about relationship crises—being in love with husband's best friend, discovering a partner's porn addiction, and not having sex for 100+ days.
• [30:53] Mimi: “Trying to compete with a porn addiction—you’re never gonna win.”
• [32:28] Bunnie & Mimi: Discuss what constitutes true addiction versus normal use, and the challenges of setting boundaries.

Family Secrets: Paternity & Affairs

• [34:00] Bunnie: “My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave a five-year affair…and that my dad’s not my bio dad.”
• Group collectively agrees parents need to be honest about family origins due to the emotional cost later.

Cleaning Up After Sex (Wrong Tools!)

• [35:08] Bunny: “One time a dude titty [ejaculated] me then cleaned me up with Clorox wipes.”
• Group recoils and debates what is (and isn’t) appropriate post-sex clean-up etiquette.

Parental Disapproval of Partners

• [36:21] Bunny: Responds to someone whose mom hates their partner: “We would need to know why. Is she being jealous...or can see right through him?”
• Group discusses how parental concerns may stem from care or life experience.

Threesome Pregnancy

• [37:13] Bunny: “I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend.”
• Group suggests paternity tests and jokes about process of elimination.

More DNA Bombshells

• [37:43] Bunny: “Found out my 60-year-old aunt is not my grandpa’s daughter.”
• Group reflects on the trauma caused by family secrets and highlights the importance of honesty.

Shame & Sex Positivity

• [38:23] Bunny: Responds to a listener ashamed of their group sex past: “Don’t be ashamed. We’re all retired hoes.”
• [38:42] Bunny: “I just got a hat that says that.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bunny, on food tampering ([14:22]):
  “Do not mess with people’s food. So, bro, wrong. It is. It’s like, next level wrong. Especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people.”

• Haley, on period shame ([18:07]):
  “Everyone would apologize...very negative about appearances, and that would literally bleed onto me.”

• Bunny, on sex positivity ([38:23]):
  “Don’t be ashamed. We’re all retired hoes.”

• Group, on parents hiding family secrets ([34:00]):
  “You have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you’re embarrassed...they’re gonna find out.”

• Bunny, on porn addiction and relationships ([31:27]):
  “You’re never going to win trying to compete with a porn addiction...set your boundaries, and if he crosses that boundary...follow through.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [04:42] – Origins of Ask, Tell, Confess segment
• [07:10] – Pepper Spray Puss confession
• [14:07] – Waitress ice cube revenge story
• [17:17] – Emotional toll of being in the service industry
• [18:53] – Tampon misplacement story
• [22:28] – Resort porn/movie toothbrush story
• [27:06] – Blowjob/hematoma emergency room confession
• [28:28] – Petty revenge: fake gay dating profile for a cheating ex
• [30:23] – Issues of porn addiction and relationship advice
• [34:00] – Family secrets: paternity and affairs
• [35:08] – Clorox wipes after sex
• [36:21] – Dealing with mom hating your partner
• [37:13] – Threesome pregnancy revelation
• [37:43] – DNA discoveries and generational secrets
• [38:23] – Sexual shame and acceptance

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Summary Flow

The panel delivers an uproarious, raw, and sympathetic session that highlights the power of user-submitted confessions: nothing is off-limits here, from pepper spray mishaps in the bedroom to confronting lifelong family secrets. The group balances laughter and empathy, often pausing to stress core values—honesty, consent, and self-acceptance. Listeners are encouraged to keep submitting, embrace their pasts, and, above all, remember that everyone is living through their own sometimes-messy, always-real story.

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See Also

• Submit your story to Bunnie on Instagram (@xomgitsbunnie) to be featured in the next “Ask, Tell, Confess.”
• For more support, follow all hosts:
  • Mimi: @mimi.s.1620
  • Haley: @makeupbyhaley
  • Jaime: @jaimepov

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Come back next week for more confessions, and remember: we've all been there.

Transcript

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[Mimi]

Ask tell confess. I ask to Confess.

[Bunny]

Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask Talent. Convey. That actually hurts my chin to try to my five chins right now.

[Mimi]

You poor thing.

[Bunny]

It self inflicted so I can't feel sorry for myself but and I also can't open my mouth as big. I noticed in this week's last week's episode when I talk I kind of have like a, you know, because I can't open my mouth as much to talk.

[Mimi]

You're like, you were like stiff.

[Bunny]

It's like my teeth are dragging when I'm trying to talk.

[Mimi]

Long in the tube.

[Haley]

Smiled with her bottom mouth.

[Mimi]

Ah.

[Bunny]

And she smiled with her bottom teeth. Oh God, I felt so weird. What a weird sensation. Well, welcome back. How's everybody doing?

[Mimi]

We're doing.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

For the past 10 years on my Instagram Ask. That's how ask how Confess was created was. I literally have always put up a question box and had people submit their like you know, their asks, their tells or their confesses. And I started doing this like 10 years ago and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast

[Mimi]

because it was just every Sunday. I looked forward to this series on your stories. Yeah, it was so wild why people were willing to tell you. But looking back now that I do it on my stories, do you feel the same that do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it?

[Bunny]

Yeah, I'm not sure because some of the that people submit out or they just feel safe and they don't care. They know we're not going to like out them. You know like the other day I put something up and this person, I didn't even realize it before I put it up because I was like oh wait, I can't keep that up. That could become a headline. Admitted that like this big. I don't even Know what to call. Can we bleep this dude who invented who. Who did his wife. They submitted a tell and it was them saying, you know, led me on and told me that he wasn't married and he lied to me or something like that. And so I had put that up and I was like, well, this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife. Because I was like, sticking up for her, but at the same time, I was like, oh, I. Sometimes I forget where we are in life. And I was like, God, that could create so many problems. So I just took.

[Haley]

And who knows if that's true, because I know now, right?

[Bunny]

Yeah, exactly. And I hate that we have to doubt people and their stories, but it's like, I. What's being done to us right now is like, true. You know, you never know. And people need cold, hard facts, but unfortunately, people don't need cold, hard facts to believe things. They believe little excerpts of like, it's insane to me. But yeah, so we, I. I've done Ask How Confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions. And so this week we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, to ask, tell and confess, and you guys delivered. I have so many.

[Mimi]

So many.

[Bunny]

Yeah, they're kind of like, you know, some are short, some are long. So we'll try to get through as many as we can, but let's dive in and let's into it. You want to kick it off memes? Sure.

[Mimi]

Okay. So some people ended up DMing me their stories because they were long. And I let them know, like, hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me. And this person sent me this. I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says, I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Super bowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night, he was going down on me and a few minutes in, my little lady was burning, literally on fire. I started to freak out. The thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late. Thankfully, my girl made a full recovery and my taste in men has gotten slightly better. But I was pretty worried there for the first couple days.

[Bunny]

She got pepper spray in her puss. Yeah, damn. Pepper spray.

[Mimi]

Puss is like one of the title of this ass.

[Haley]

I'll confess. Yeah, pepper spray pussy.

[Bunny]

Like, how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina?

[Mimi]

I can't imagine because, like, isn't it

[Bunny]

like an oil and it soaks into your skin and, like, it's supposed to, like, not come off for, like, a long time.

[Mimi]

That's horrific. Yeah, that's really.

[Bunny]

That's.

[Haley]

I've only been pepper sprayed, like, once. Not direct.

[Mimi]

Hayley, what the fuck?

[Bunny]

Wait, what?

[Haley]

Not directly. I was at a hookah bar. This is, like, 2016. That checks. And it was the, like, room next to us, but there was a window into the room I was in. And I started. I. I was always like, the DJ in the. The room that everyone will be.

[Bunny]

Hookah bar is this.

[Haley]

It's no longer there anymore, but I was on the Aux all the time. Like, I just had the ox. I wasn't like, dj, chill.

[Bunny]

Right, Right. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. That makes it worse.

[Haley]

The ox. No. No one ever, like, knew it was me. And I would love when people would be like, this is a fire ass song. I'd be in the corner like, yeah, that's me. But anyway, I was playing music, and then I started coughing, and I was like, this is embarrassing. Like, I feel like I'm choking. And no one else was coughing. And, like, you know when you're, like, really, like, choking and you're like, you're trying to be cool?

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah. You keep swallowing, drinking water, trying to do that.

[Haley]

Just keep trying to, like, chug water and stuff. I'm like, what the is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing, and then someone else started coughing. I was like, what's going on? I was like, okay, it's not just me. And then all of a sudden, like, someone ran in and said, everyone, like, get out. Like, and then, like, I went through that room, and it was like, for me to be gagging, like, a room away, like, couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine that in my vagina.

[Bunny]

Okay. The way my OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking, and I start coughing, and then the person across from me starts coughing, and then that person. We're OD on fentanyl.

[Mimi]

She's like, me.

[Bunny]

I would have literally freaked. I don't even think I knew what

[Haley]

that was back then. I just. I had no. I thought I was getting sick.

[Jaime]

So you didn't panic when you started coughing? No one else. And then you saw other people coughing? You weren't like, what's this is?

[Bunny]

I did.

[Haley]

But, like, I didn't say anything out loud.

[Mimi]

She can't make. She can't make a scene.

[Bunny]

Are you kidding me? But here's the thing. I love Haley. She. You know what my husband said the other day? I forgot what we were talking about, but I was like, yeah, we were talking about you, and I forgot what it was. I said, Haley is scared of her own shadow. She would never do something like that. He goes, can't tell with some of the places that she goes to.

[Haley]

I used to go to. Used to go to. I don't, I don't go there now.

[Bunny]

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[Mimi]

Haley had a panic attack going to get her car fixed yesterday.

[Bunny]

Exactly.

[Mimi]

I had to call the mechanic to get the update because they weren't coming in. And he said, yeah, I discussed that with her. I said, okay, but I need. I need you to break it down for me. So he, like, gave me the whole, okay, thanks.

[Haley]

I'll just sit here waiting.

[Mimi]

She said she'll just sit and wait.

[Haley]

I was fine waiting. I just don't, like, I don't know.

[Mimi]

I'm gonna call and be like, hey, man, hurry the up.

[Haley]

Like, what if that. Like, I don't know. I don't want to hurt their feelings.

[Mimi]

Text Haley. I said. I put a rush on it.

[Haley]

I felt like my mom was, like, calling into the school to, like, ask a teacher something, and I was just, like, sitting there.

[Mimi]

Panic. The mechanic was there, and I'm like, I need you to see.

[Bunny]

You've gotten so much better at that, though. I feel like she used to not even order her own food. We'd have to order it for.

[Haley]

I've been like that since I was little, though.

[Bunny]

Bailey used to be like that, too. And now she's.

[Mimi]

I couldn't imagine.

[Bunny]

Yeah, not me either. We didn't have that luxury of not being able to not be.

[Haley]

I've always.

[Bunny]

Grown men in our lives.

[Mimi]

We are the group. We are going to be grown men.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Okay, this one is an. I don't even know what this one is, but we'll just read it. When I was younger, I. Wait. Oh, this is a tell. When I was younger, I waited tables at a nice restaurant, and I waited on a super rude Canadian couple. They had a big dinner, baked stuffed lobsters that take over an hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip and then had the nerve to ask for a refill on their drink. So I sucked on their ice cubes and spit them back in their drinks.

[Mimi]

Sorry.

[Bunny]

Not sorry. Basically, don't be rude and nasty to people that handle your food and drinks.

[Haley]

Like, that was a confess?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah, that was a confess.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Oh, she just.

[Haley]

So you don't get ice at places.

[Bunny]

You guys know how I feel about that. I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are at somebody. Do not mess with people's food. So, bro, wrong. It is. It's like, next level wrong. Especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility, ability to serve people. I get it. Like, them for not tipping you they had lobster. All that jazz. But tipping is not required, you know? And when you sign up to be a waitress. Because I was a waitress. I get it. When you sign up to be a waitress, you're gonna get some of those tables, so.

[Mimi]

And it's also not a cultural thing in other places.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, even when we went to Europe,

[Mimi]

they don't tip there.

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

Like, and they're like, yo, don't tip. Like, it's almost insulting. Some people said, like, I know not everyone feels like that in Europe, but some people are like, it's insulting. You feel like we can't survive off of what we have. And I'm like, oh, my God, it

[Haley]

was so weird for us not to tip everyone.

[Mimi]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bunny]

Oh, no. I try to force it on them. I'd be like, can you take it?

[Haley]

What's your cash app? They're like, yeah.

[Bunny]

They're like, not. But at the same time, you're going to run into assholes in every sort of environment of work that you're in. You can't just. To me, that's kind of throwing a temper tantrum.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

You know, and you. You. It's not okay.

[Mimi]

Mess with their food without them knowing.

[Bunny]

No. Because you would never want that done to you. You know, like, if somebody did that to you, you would raise hell.

[Haley]

I don't get how people can be mean to, like, people that make your food. Like, why are you in. In general, too? Like, why are you mean to them?

[Bunny]

Yeah, Yeah. I could never. And. And that's also a great point is, like, when you go to a restaurant, don't be rude. Be nice to people. Yeah. You can't, because everybody. We're all going through some, man.

[Mimi]

Yeah. It's like, I'll order something else.

[Bunny]

You know, I love the meme that shows. Like, there's like 200 people on the. On the picture, and each person is going through something, and it describes what they're going through. Like, that is literally everyday life. You're walking past a person who is probably losing their father to cancer. Another person is failing a math class. Another person is having a breakdown because they're being bullied. You know, like, you never know what people are going through that is making them one.

[Mimi]

Rude.

[Bunny]

And I'm not making excuses for. Because there just are some people who are entitled. But you also never know what somebody's going through on both ends of the spectrum as the server and as their customer.

[Mimi]

I remember someone asked if I missed doing hair, and I said, I miss hair. I don't Miss being a hair stylist? Because that point. Exactly. Imagine going into work every day, and you have to ride an emotional roller coaster every single day. Because the first person who came in could be losing their dad, but the next one could have gotten engaged. And you have to have sorrow for the first person, and you have to be just as excited for the second person with their engagement. And you can't bleed one appointment onto the next, because that's not fair.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So you have it happen so much.

[Mimi]

You have to literally ride that emotional roller coaster every single day.

[Haley]

And mine was, like, you had at least, like, a few hours with each person. Mine was. Every 45 minutes, it would be a mood switch. So, like, I would come home and I would be more mentally exhausted than I was, like, physically exhausted. And it's just.

[Mimi]

It's.

[Haley]

It's a lot. You're a therapist. Literally.

[Bunny]

No, that's. I. I got my nail license, which. I think that part didn't even make it in the book, but I got my nail license and I started doing nails at a salon, and I hated it.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

All the women wanted to do was gossip, and I just couldn't. By the third client, I was just like, I don't care what you have to say. I don't want to talk about it. You know?

[Mimi]

And then you gotta sit next to someone who tells the same story all day long because if they're excited about something in their life.

[Haley]

Mine was sad because, like, everyone would apologize. Like, as soon as they sat in my seat, they would apologize for, like, oh, sorry, my skin looks so bad. I was so sorry. I have such, like, dark circles. Like, it was very negative about appearances, and that would literally bleed onto me. Like, that would make me look at myself more and stuff. Like, everyone always apologized first, and I'd always have to tell them, like, girl, I don't even see anything. Like, you're perfect. Because it.

[Bunny]

Would you do that with me, too? And I'm like, shut up. I'm looking at it right now.

[Haley]

I don't see at all. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, you're fine. But it's like, people that see themselves, you see yourself every day, and other people don't.

[Bunny]

Yeah. So we are our worst critics, too. All right, go ahead. Hey.

[Haley]

Okay. I don't have the same following as you guys, so I maybe have, like, two.

[Bunny]

You're fine.

[Haley]

I have. I have a whole different following, but one girl that I'd like to remain anonymous. And you'll know why. When I first Got my period at 11. I was terrified to use a tampon. My flow was so heavy, I finally had to. So I did and then got in the shower. A few minutes later, I'm bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run to my mom, and she asked which hole I put it in. I said, the second one. She looked horrified. Next thing I know, I'm knees to chest on the bathroom floor while she's laughing.

[Mimi]

I.

[Haley]

Turns out I put it in my ass.

[Mimi]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Haley]

The quietness is killing me right now.

[Bunny]

Okay. She put a tampon up her ass. Yeah.

[Haley]

She was 11.

[Mimi]

I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk her through her first tampon experience.

[Bunny]

She didn't give her the book.

[Haley]

That white book with the girls and, like, the towels on it. Yeah. How to take care of you kind of book. That's what I got.

[Bunny]

Or even, like, dude, you can't hand a kid a tampon. And then at that age. So the first time I put a tampon in, I didn't put it up my ass, but I put the entire cartridge. I put the entire. And I was like, this hurts. My girlfriends were like, why does it hurt so bad? And I was like, I just put it all. And they're like, no, you have to do it. And then they taught me how to do it. But like, moms, please teach your kids how to put tampons in.

[Mimi]

Also, why are we putting tampons in

[Bunny]

so early at 11? Yeah, that's crazy.

[Mimi]

Like, that's kind of crazy to expect your daughter. Yeah.

[Haley]

I think I started with pads for

[Mimi]

a while, but, you know, it took

[Haley]

me a while to get in tampons.

[Mimi]

You know what I learned, though? Tampons. Just so parents know this. Tampons can actually. No, they can actually pop your cherry.

[Haley]

Oh, didn't know that. I do know they're toxic, all of them. Even the organic.

[Bunny]

I don't even wear tampons now. I won't wear them. And I only wore them for, you know.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I switched to period underwear because of you. And I have noticed the past two periods have been shorter because I have done the period just, like, free bleeding.

[Bunny]

Like, it.

[Haley]

Sorry, Jaime.

[Jaime]

I have sisters, so. I know.

[Haley]

Yeah. Like, I've noticed a difference. Like, I don't cramp as bad, and it's not as long. And I'm like, I wonder if that's from using tampons.

[Bunny]

All the ingredients that are in tampons, the tampons are so bad for you. They make your. They make you cramp way Worse. And they also extend your periods.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

I love my period underwear.

[Bunny]

Yeah, now they're the best rail brand.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Bunny]

I don't know.

[Mimi]

I got mine on organic cotton.

[Bunny]

I love it.

[Mimi]

You changed my life.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Turn around and walk. You know what you thought about Sassy and my little free bleeding panties? Yeah, it's a sight to see my little like dainty.

[Jaime]

Do you think. Do you think guys would if we were bleeding once a month like y'? All? Do you think we take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about it?

[Bunny]

You guys, you would not care. Nasty hoes. They would be nasty little crab.

[Jaime]

Little piles everywhere.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Dingle marries a blood.

[Bunny]

You guys are trying to wipe it off with toilet paper.

[Mimi]

Oh, God. Dabbing it.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think men would. Could handle having period. Look what happened when we did the period camp simulator.

[Haley]

Can we bring that back?

[Mimi]

You know, you never posted part two.

[Bunny]

Oh, I didn't?

[Mimi]

No. And it's what? Part two is so funny.

[Bunny]

Where is it? Send it to me.

[Mimi]

I'll find it tonight.

[Haley]

This is the funniest thing we've ever done.

[Bunny]

All right. Oh, wait. Did I skip over you or you want to go?

[Mimi]

I'll go after you go.

[Bunny]

Okay. Okay. Porn daddy and girl opening the door butt naked at the resort.

[Mimi]

What?

[Bunny]

I worked at a resort. I was doing night audit, which means I was closing the previous day and opening up the new day for the following morning. At midnight. I was working on closing the previous day rooms. I had to post all movies to the accounts for the according rooms. You can always tell who is watching regular movies, family movies, horror, action, romance, and who's watching porn. There was one room that had charged six porn movies to their room. They watched the whole porn show. They ordered for everyone. I can also tell that from my side. Clearly they were going at it. As I'm closing out the room calls downstairs asking for lotion and a toothbrush. Lotion, fine. Toothbrush. Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do with any type of foreplay. But hey, to each their own. I was trying to figure out the best way to get the toothbrush and the lotion to the room. Because I'm a small, petite woman working a night shift on her own. Plus, I didn't feel like potentially getting traumatized by whatever is happening up there. I tried to convince him, saying I have the items ready at the front desk for pickup. He said he couldn't leave the room at the moment, wouldn't say why, even though I knew exactly why, as the last video purchase was approximately 30 seconds ago. I told him I couldn't leave the front desk unattended. He still insisted he couldn't come down. I then said, okay, I'll bring it up quickly. As I approached the hallway from the elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately I knew. As I got closer to the room that called down for the lotion and the toothbrush. I tried to figure out how to get out of this, but there was no good way. I knocked on the door, called out, it's the front office. A man answered the door, smiling, butt naked, boner and all. He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do because every everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with come on her face. What the Girl on the bed, ass facing the door, fully naked, cooter and butthole burnt into the eyes. He said thanks with a smile and a wink and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, what the is the toothbrush for? I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room in inventory. He had previously previously asked for seven lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the phone call with me that night. All for the same evening. Rip. To any girl, that was foreplay for.

[Mimi]

What the.

[Bunny]

They were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something.

[Mimi]

What's the toothbrush for?

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Jaime]

No floss, just the toothbrush.

[Bunny]

I don't know. That's just my guess. Like what?

[Haley]

I feel like it's going in him.

[Mimi]

Oh, maybe he liked a little.

[Bunny]

Just.

[Haley]

Why would you need four of them?

[Mimi]

You can throw them out after you're done.

[Bunny]

Just put them together.

[Haley]

Yes. I mean,

[Bunny]

all four of them.

[Haley]

I don't.

[Bunny]

Oh, up the whole.

[Haley]

I don't know, up the old keister. Which end?

[Bunny]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Mimi]

Like every other toothbrush is upside down. It's like ripper, dude.

[Bunny]

I got a toothbrush stuck in my throat one time and it was up.

[Mimi]

Bunny. What the hell?

[Haley]

What?

[Bunny]

We were throwing a ditch party at my house and my friend Steve, Steve Kirsch shout out to old Hershey Kershi. If he ever listens to this. Him and I think him and Tasha were hooking up.

[Haley]

What? I can't get over Hershey Kershi.

[Mimi]

Hershey Kershey is insane.

[Bunny]

I've always nicknamed everybody dude.

[Mimi]

I think I it call.

[Bunny]

Called his brother Rich Hershey Kershey because he Used to all the time or had skid marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich while we're online one day.

[Mimi]

Crazy.

[Bunny]

Anyways, I think him and Tasha were hooking up in my parents bed and I went in the room because I was like, I was trying to go to sleep and I was like, wait, I need to get like my toothbrush or something. I don't know what I was doing in my parents room and I was brushing my teeth and Steve came up behind me and pushed me on the bed like joking around and. And when I went, I hit the bed and the toothbrush went straight in the back of my throat. I had to reach and pull it out of the back of my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throated a toothbrush. Didn't even mean to.

[Jaime]

That's a final destination.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

That is terrifying.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Wait, I have a confession about that. A toothbrush about going to the back of the throat.

[Bunny]

Oh no. A toothbrush going to the back of the throat.

[Mimi]

This says how a blow job sent me to the er.

[Bunny]

Oh my gosh.

[Mimi]

When I was in a university, I had a boyfriend and we were spending one of the nights together at his parents house when I started to go down on him. He started to push my head down and all of a sudden I felt a pop. Then I felt something dangling in the back of my throat and I couldn't swallow.

[Bunny]

No.

[Mimi]

I went to the bathroom and noticed that my mouth was filled with blood. I tried seeing what was bleeding but I couldn't tell. He brought me to the er. Thank God I'm in Canada because this would have been mortifying to pay for. About three weeks prior, I had strep throat and had taken a round of antibiotics. Turned out that it had caused a hematoma in the back of my throat and when my boyfriend's dick pushed up against it, it bursted in my mouth.

[Bunny]

Oh my God.

[Mimi]

The doctor then had to remove it.

[Haley]

What the is a hematoma?

[Mimi]

She sent a picture.

[Bunny]

A blood blister. Yeah, that's right.

[Haley]

I don't want to see it.

[Bunny]

I don't want to zoom in. Don't show it to me. I will throw up. Oh, I don't want a big one.

[Mimi]

I don't want to see it.

[Bunny]

Don't care.

[Haley]

No, no.

[Bunny]

I mean I care. I don't care to see the picture though. Yeah. All right. Well, that was spicy.

[Mimi]

Interesting.

[Bunny]

Let's read a couple more. I have like quick ones too.

[Haley]

Another anonymous. I met a guy online who claimed he Was separated from his wife after hooking up with him. And a few times it became apparent he was cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned commercial range hoods. So I went to a gay dating site and made a fake profile with his information and his picture saying he wasn't out yet, but was looking for guys and included his phone number saying when calling to say they were looking to get their hoods cleaned.

[Bunny]

That's funny.

[Mimi]

That's a good karma.

[Bunny]

That's funny.

[Haley]

That's great karma.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I love that.

[Mimi]

That is funny.

[Bunny]

That's classy.

[Mimi]

That was. That was good. It's like such an inconvenience. It's not like gonna ruin his life, but it's such an inconvenience.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I wonder if anyone ever called and he, like, showed up and was like, whoa, what is happening?

[Bunny]

Yeah, Butt naked, asking for toothbrushes, butt plugs, and just in a backpack. That's funny.

[Mimi]

That is great.

[Bunny]

All right, I got some. I got a couple right here. In love with hubby's best friend who I grew up with. He introduced us 10 years later and regret it all. So I'm guessing she probably hooked up with the hubby's best friend. Or is she saying ten years later, confused?

[Mimi]

No, her, because it's her best friend.

[Bunny]

Wait, tubby's best friend, Hubby's best friend. So he introduced us. It's been 10 years later, regret it all. Do you regret the relationship with your husband or did you mess around with the best?

[Haley]

More context.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we need more context. You're going to have to DM us that.

[Haley]

That's crazy.

[Jaime]

It seems like after 10, she regrets. That's what it seems like because she said she grew up with him, but she's in love with him and the 10 years passed and she regrets it. That's how I understood it.

[Bunny]

Well, she said it's hubby's best friend who I grew up with. Okay, gotcha.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So maybe she's thinking she should have married him instead. Okay, gotcha. I just found out my boyfriend of three years has a porn addiction and is talking to people on chat rooms, but we haven't had sex or anything in a hundred plus days. Help. I mean, I think you know your answer, sister. It's like, what are you willing to put up with? What is your final straw of be of saying, like, hey, I can't do this anymore.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And trying to compete with a porn addiction is you're never gonna win.

[Mimi]

No, no. Maybe an understanding they need to have. I It feels like there's not a lot of communication there.

[Bunny]

Yeah. No communication. And he's in a different days. The chat rooms, like, girl, he has

[Haley]

a porn addiction, but not having sex with you.

[Mimi]

That does.

[Haley]

Doesn't add up.

[Bunny]

It does. No. There's a lot of men who have porn addictions who will not have sex with their significant others because fantasy. It's easier to just whack off than to, you know, relate to another human or engage with another human.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I don't know, sister. That's a. That's a hard one. You're. You're probably gonna need to. One, speak up.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Talent and set boundaries. And if he crosses those boundaries, which he probably will, because you can't just get over a porn addiction like that. You have to really want to get over it. And if you're giving him an ultimatum to get over it, it's not him really wanting to fix himself. So, you know, set your boundaries. And then if he crosses that boundary and gets caught, then you. You. Whatever the consequences that you told him it would be, you need to follow through with that.

[Mimi]

I also feel like people use the word porn addiction, like, so loosely. They apply it to literally anything. I've had, like, co workers in the past be like, my husband's addicted. And they'll be like, yeah, he watched it, like, one time this week. And I'm like, I feel like there's a difference in porn addiction.

[Bunny]

Right. Like our. What is it called when they're in the. Remember, I wanted to cover it on the podcast. What is that called? Where they're literally just whacking off all day in the room.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I know that.

[Bunny]

What I consider a porn addiction. Yes.

[Mimi]

Like, you literally can't do anything else. Like, because there's literally porn addiction. People who are, like, doing it at work and, like, hiding in closets, doing this kind of. But like, if your husband whacked off

[Haley]

once a week, then, yeah, like, you're doing great.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Your husband's only watching porn one time, which I don't. I don't know. I don't really have a problem with porn. I think everybody watches it. And I know that some people are like, well, it's against the Bible. I don't. I don't, you know, like, I don't know enough about that to even comment on that. But, you know, growing up in the industry, if you have a man that's only watching porn one time, that's. You're really. You're doing Great.

[Mimi]

You're doing great, sweetie. Because I even. I remember her when I. When she said it was like one time that week, I was like a. Probably my face probably showed it all. I was like, kind of like.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

That's what you're worried about. Yeah, bigger.

[Bunny]

Watch it with him if he's watching it once a week. Watch it with him.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Make it part of your routine.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Have fun with it. Or, you know, like, I don't know. Haley, would you let a dude watch your little spicy 80s porns with you if he wanted?

[Mimi]

What if he was really into the same kind of.

[Haley]

I don't know. Because you guys know I'm traumatized by a guy watching porn next to me when I was asleep.

[Mimi]

Yeah, but he was hiding. Yeah, I meant, like, it was like part of your guys's, like.

[Haley]

No, I've never done that, so I don't know. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Would you be open to it?

[Haley]

No, because I feel like that's my thing.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. Like, how cool.

[Mimi]

You could share it with someone else.

[Bunny]

She's like, I like to nestle in and watch 80s Bush. Leave me alone by myself. All right, let's get through some of these because I have so many of them. My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave. A five year affair that my. And that my dad's not my bio dad. No, that's hurtful.

[Mimi]

That's really.

[Bunny]

I don't like when parents do stuff like that, man. Like, you have to. Have to. Have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you're embarrassed, even if the circumstances are not great, you still need to tell your child where they come from. Because if not, they're gonna find out.

[Haley]

Well, then, like, any health problems, too?

[Bunny]

Yes. I feel like.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I mean, but just. It's traumatic to not know who your other parent is.

[Mimi]

You know, my friend, she did the. The DNA swab and found out she's the youngest. So the two older were the parents. Which means the mom had the affair with the last child. And she found out in her 20s.

[Bunny]

One time a dude titty me then cleaned me up with Clorox wipes.

[Mimi]

Not the Clorox wipes.

[Jaime]

Bleach.

[Mimi]

Okay, that's wild to just like, bleach someone down.

[Haley]

Didn't have a regular towel.

[Bunny]

At least it wasn't pepper spray.

[Haley]

Oh.

[Bunny]

You know, maybe he thought they were baby wipes.

[Mimi]

Okay, could be there. He said it says bleach.

[Haley]

You can smell the difference.

[Mimi]

Who just laid there and let him clean her up?

[Bunny]

Yeah, like, you're. Like you're getting your diaper changed. What the hell?

[Mimi]

Wipe to come off you.

[Haley]

I would not want a man to wipe.

[Bunny]

Not me either. That would feel so weird.

[Haley]

Get icked out, what you did.

[Bunny]

Yeah, that would be a little weird. I mean, I've had dudes do it to me before, but like, that I'm in relationships with.

[Haley]

But he wipe.

[Mimi]

Throw a towel.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Like, I will clean myself up.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I usually am the one who's going to get the towel to clean up because I just. I can't lay there and all that, you know? How should I deal with my mom hating my partner? Everyone else in my life accepts him. Why does she hate him?

[Haley]

Yeah, we need more context.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Why she hates him.

[Bunny]

We would need to know why. I mean, like, is she being mean? Is she being jealous? Or is she coming from a standpoint of like, this dude's not good for you and I can see right through him. Yeah. I'm that person who never likes anybody and just can see right through them.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Every dude you've never. But he's like, you've ever liked any dude I've brought around and.

[Bunny]

But look how they've all turned out.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Poor, poor Haley. It's all right.

[Mimi]

I do feel like mom's like, I. You know, growing up, I never could understand why my mom, like, always, if I wanted to make like a career change or do something dramatic in life, it was always like, here's all the negative stuff, but really that's the equivalent to like me doing something dangerous on a playground and her saying, be careful. Just the adult version of someone saying, be careful. Yeah, that's it. So maybe she's just doing it out of love.

[Bunny]

I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend.

[Jaime]

Wait, two dudes, one girl, two girls,

[Bunny]

one guy, I'm assuming. Yeah.

[Haley]

Oh, damn. So it's a. I mean, get up attorney test.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I mean, at least you guys were. It was all consensual, so you can't say that you were cheating.

[Haley]

At least it's either A or B.

[Bunny]

Right? Right.

[Haley]

You don't got other letters, right? Exactly.

[Bunny]

Via ancestry test. Found out my 60 year old aunt is not my grandpa's daughter. That's crazy. That's family. More families that are just not that. That's traumatic. You're inflicting trauma on your children by not being honest about where they came from and then them having to find out from another the hard way. Yeah, her family.

[Mimi]

My friend's family disowned her because she brought the family secret to light. Wow.

[Haley]

That's right on the family.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Literally, I'm like, that's y' all problem. So sad.

[Bunny]

I've lied about my body count. Last one. I've lied about my body count. I've done group stuff before. Tested clean. I'm just ashamed.

[Mimi]

Ashamed. Don't be ashamed.

[Bunny]

Don't be ashamed.

[Mimi]

Don't be ashamed.

[Bunny]

We've all been trying. We're all retired hoes.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I just got a hat that says that.

[Haley]

I love it.

[Bunny]

Tired hoe. Yeah. All right, well, those are good. I have pages more of those.

[Mimi]

So many.

[Bunny]

We'll save them for next week. Let's do them next week.

[Mimi]

Let's do it next week.

[Bunny]

All right, you guys, if you don't follow my Instagram, it's xomg. It's Bunny. Hey, Mimi says you changed yours.

[Mimi]

Yeah, it's Mimi. S dot 1620 and Haley.

[Haley]

Makeup by Haley.

[Bunny]

Jaime.

[Jaime]

Oh, Jaime. POV.

[Bunny]

Why don't you spell that out for them?

[Jaime]

J, A, I, M, E, P, O, V. Perfect.

[Mimi]

Jason, put them on the screen.

[Bunny]

Every Sunday, we will put our little thing up and you can be a part of Askel Confess because these were fun.

[Mimi]

I had a great.

[Bunny]

Yeah, these were great.

[Haley]

Come harder with me next time. That sounded really bad.

[Mimi]

Go to hers and give her, like, the rest.

[Bunny]

Go to Haley's this week. Give her the good ones. Give me the really good ones. Give Haley the kind of good ones.

[Haley]

Yeah, give me something perfect.

[Bunny]

All right. Love you guys. See you later. Bye.