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Bunny
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Mimi
Every excuse to buy a new wardrobe.
Bunny
And guess who makes it absolutely so easy.
Mimi
Quints. I go shopping at Quince to fill up my closet for fall time.
Haley
And you should too.
Bunny
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Haley
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Mimi
How much content we have on Patreon.
Haley
Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the Defords. We have Propaganda.
Jaime
We have more shows that we're adding.
Haley
And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to ww patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast and sign up.
Mimi
Ask, Tell Confederate, Ask to Confess.
Haley
Hello, friends, and welcome to Ask Tell Confess.
Mimi
I can't wait. T Joining it is what killed me. That is so funny, dude. I'm looking at you guys doing it, and then I hear the whistle out of the. Out in my left ear. And I look over and it's Jaime just in the microphone.
Isaac
I saw my chance.
Mimi
I took it. That is hilarious, dude. That is so fucking funny. He's been waiting to do that.
Isaac
This is my moment.
Mimi
He's like, it is my motherfucking time to shine, baby. Oh, God, that was good. That was good. Hi, guys. We are back again. Same day, different episode. That's why I do not have makeup on. And this one too. And I'm wearing the same shirt. But anyways, we like to film multiples to keep you guys palate satisfied and satiated, because that's what we do. We signed up for this and we fucking get shit done.
Haley
Right?
Isaac
Yep.
Mimi
All right, who's gonna kick this off?
Jaime
Ask Tal Confess.
Mimi
If you're on my Patreon, you already know. And I just need to make an announcement really quick, okay? For everybody who is not on my Patreon, who complains about my Patreon. First of all, there's over 200,000 people over there. If you do not want to pay for Patreon, you can listen to my podcast for free. My podcast has been on Patreon for four to five years. It's never changed, never been different, and it will never will. Like, I will always cater to my Patreon. So if you don't want to only listen to the podcast, then go over to Patreon and join everybody over there, because they are just dolls, and we've built, like, a huge community over there, and we just love everybody.
Haley
Thank you.
Isaac
Mic drop.
Haley
Mic drop. Toodle. Ooh.
Mimi
All right, this one's pretty juicy.
John
Confess.
Mimi
I'm pretty sure my stepdaughter is not my husband's biological daughter. Ooh.
Haley
Oh.
Mimi
I was the wife's nurse before she passed away. When she passed away, I found out she had two kids. He found out after she passed away that she was sleeping around at the time of conception of both the children. But the doctor also made a comment she had a child coming into the relationship and there. And they had one together. I don't think I can ever tell him what the doctor said because he already suspects it. He had to get a lawyer and get his name put on their birth certificates after she passed away because there was no father put on either birth certificate. His lawyer was able to bypass the DNA testing because he's been there since birth with the oldest, and they were married before she gave birth to their son. But even being married, she didn't put him down on the birth certificate. The crap he found out when she passed away was insane. Like, he was in therapy for over a year. That's deep.
Jaime
That's sad.
Mimi
How old is he?
Isaac
You know what? Yeah. Like, we don't know the age of the kid, but, like, that's one of those things that that kid could later on and find that out themselves.
Mimi
And that's even by accident, like, doing a 23 and me.
Isaac
It happened to a friend of mine. She was the youngest of three sisters, and she took. They all did DNA tests, like, the. The 23, me or whatever.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
And she found out that her dad isn't her dad.
Mimi
Oh, my God.
Isaac
Really wrecked her because it. She. We were in our 20s when she found that out. Yeah.
Mimi
I don't understand how parents can lie to their kids about who they. My sister. That happened to my sister. Remember, like, a few years ago. Were you guys around for that? My older sister fucking found out that, like, her dad might not be her dad. Like, it's just been crazy.
Isaac
It's really heartbreaking. You could find that out early and work together with the kid.
Mimi
Yeah. Or let your kid grow up knowing, hey, like, this isn't your dad, but this is your dad.
Isaac
But this person here Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mimi
I don't. I don't. I don't respect parents who hide that from their kids.
Haley
Absolutely.
Mimi
I think it's shitty humans that do that, and it's. It's selfish.
Isaac
Very selfish.
Mimi
It's not. Okay. So if you're listening to this, ma'am, I think that you and your husband should really sit down, do a DNA test and figure some out before those kids get hurt even more.
Isaac
Exactly.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
Yeah, boy.
Haley
Thank you.
Maria
Someone said we have to know what is the drama between Chachi and Busy?
Mimi
Oh, let me fill you in.
Maria
Floor is yours.
Mimi
I. There's. Okay. So honestly, there's no beef, but we have kind of. We've. My husband is the most unloyal motherfucker ever. Okay? And I'm just going to say it because he will fucking love the shit out of Chachi, okay? Love. That's his dog. They sleep together every night. They cuddle up. He gets a kick out of getting Chachi cuddles away from me. Like, he loves that dog. He loves Chachi more than anything in this world. And then I bought Bussy for him because Jay has never bonded with an animal. Like, I got him studio cat. He didn't bond with Studio Cat, but Chachi was originally supposed to be Jay's. Did not bond with Jay. Bonded with me. Villain was supposed to be, for me, bonded with Bug. Like, you know, we let dogs naturally bond to who they want to, and nobody's ever. None of the animals have ever bonded with Jay. Blessy comes along and these two motherfuckers bonded. And that's exactly what I wanted. They love each other. He loves Bussy, whatever. But he tries to, like, treat Chachi like shit when Busy's around. And I'm like, no, sir. Just because you got a new car model doesn't mean that you treat the old one like a fucking jalopy. You know what I'm saying? Like, treat them equal. And love, yes, you can love your dog more because I love Chachi way more than Busy. But it's like, don't be rude. So that kind of started the beef between Chachi and Bussy. But it's all fun and games. Like, we. We genuinely love.
Maria
He thinks Busy's more famous.
Mimi
Yeah, okay.
Isaac
Yeah, okay.
Mimi
And it's like, it's so funny because Chachi. I can literally. One video of Chachi pulls in millions of views. I've never seen one Busy video ever. Bring in.
Maria
I've never seen one. I'm here for Busy shirt.
Mimi
Never ever. Nope.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
And just because you guys heard that doesn't mean you guys start making a video.
Maria
All right?
Mimi
You show up with an I love bussy shirt at the concerts.
Maria
Kicked out.
Mimi
We're gonna. We're gonna give you an I love chachi shirt.
Isaac
Way better.
Mimi
I love that. That Haley immediately resorted to violence. You get kicked out. But no, there's really not any beef. It's just me busting my husband's balls because I'm trying to teach him how to be loyal to the animals.
Isaac
You know, I like it. All right.
Haley
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Mimi
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Haley
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Mimi
You guys know I have anxiety, so.
Haley
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Jaime
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Mimi
New one every week.
Jaime
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Isaac
Confess.
Mimi
Oh boy.
Isaac
When I was a teen, there was a really hot cop that worked on the force in our town. Like he was really hot. He used to hit on me all the time. So one night I was out for a walk and he drives by and asked me to meet him at the park. Remember she said she was a teen, guys.
Mimi
Oh.
Isaac
So I.
Mimi
He's probably married.
Isaac
Yep. So I go and meet him and there's a huge parking lot behind the park that's dark. Anyways, we end up banging in the back of his cop car. Hadn't thought about that in a long time. He later ended up getting fired for trading sexual favors with girls. You're.
Maria
I mean, I'm not shocked.
Mimi
I know. I feel like that happens all the time. And I don't want to talk about law enforcement just because of how I grew up in the streets and how I was raised. We're raised to say we don't talk to police and stuff like that, you know. But in the end, when you're in trouble and you need and some goes down, who do you call? You call the police.
Isaac
Yeah.
Mimi
And you don't want to think of these people that are supposed to be upholding citizens as being slime balls.
Isaac
I feel like they're slime balls. In every community, every community. That is not a one type of thing. There is a bad person no matter where you go.
Mimi
Yeah. For sure. And what he did was wrong. And I hope that he is.
Isaac
I hope they.
Mimi
I hope he. I hope he's impotent for the rest of his life. Oh, yeah. Because she was a teenager, dude.
Isaac
Yeah, bro.
Mimi
And I'm assuming an underage teenager.
Isaac
Yeah. So that is crazy. Especially if you're walking. You probably don't have a car.
Mimi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Even worse. Yeah. That, that guy.
Isaac
Anyone has had sex.
Mimi
And if there's any young girls listening to this, I just want to tell you something. First of all, what that dude did could technically be considered sexual assault.
Isaac
Yes.
Mimi
Secondly, if an older man who's way old. If you're 14 and there's a 34 year old man hitting on you, even a 24 year old man hitting on you. It's not cute.
Isaac
No.
Mimi
And I know in that moment you're gonna be like, oh my God, an older guy thinks I feel mature. There's something wrong with him, baby. Yeah, there's something wrong with him. If he is interested in you and that's not a diss to you. I just want you to look for those red flags and know. You know what Bunny said, there's not something right with this. Maybe I need to just.
Isaac
Isaac.
Mimi
And you're not the only one. Yeah.
Isaac
I was gonna say when I was a kid, like I even can admit, like I thought grooming was like, oh, it's because I'm mature.
Mimi
Right.
Isaac
Like my sister's 18, 19 year old friends were hitting on me and I'm like 13, 14 years old.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
And then I look back now and I'm like, if someone did that to my daughter.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
I would physically fight them.
Mimi
Yeah, no, I get it. And you know, back in the day when I was younger, I fucking, you know, always dated older dudes. That was like my thing. And now if a 22 year old or a 21 year old even looks at Bailey, I fucking run them off.
Isaac
Yeah, she does.
Mimi
I've just straight up called dudes, been like, what the fuck are you doing hanging out with my daughter? If I ever see you around my kid again, there's going to be fucking problems. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Because they know they're wrong. Yes.
Isaac
What are you doing?
Mimi
Yeah, it's disgusting. I don't care if you're 20 years old, you don't need to be Fudgeing, hanging out. And it's like, it sucks because when you get older, you know, there's a 16 to 20 is a 4, 4 year age gap. There's a 5 year age gap between Jay and I, you know what I'm saying? But save that for when you're older. Yeah, if you're 21 and he's fucking 25, cool. How about it? You know what I'm saying? But while you're in that little in between stage. No, there's just a huge difference mentally.
Isaac
Yes.
Mimi
And we're not here to, you know, harp on you guys because I know everybody's got to live their life and learn their lessons on their own. But, you know, hopefully I wish I had somebody to tell me that when I was younger that understood and didn't like, try to, you know, like, I had my stepmom, but she was so abusive about everything that she said that I didn't listen to her. So it pushed me into older dudes arms even more because I was like, oh, she doesn't want me to do this. Fuck her, you know, because of how she said it. So hopefully you just listen to me, Mimi and Haley, and you know, we're like your big sisters.
Isaac
Yeah.
Mimi
Okay. All right, next question. You've said before that your hair has been fried off twice this year. What happened? What products are you using now to get the health back? What type of extensions do you use? I ask all of this because I don't have good hair and would love any tips or tricks. Well, let me tell you guys, I have been trying to go darker blonde all year. Literally. I tried to get away from being platinum blonde. I was like, I don't want to fry my hair anymore. Whatever. I've been trying to go darker blonde. Each time I try to go darker blonde, my hair fried off. It was almost like if I would have just kept bleaching my hair, my hair would have never fried off. It was like my hair is like rejecting the color. So my hair fried off twice. I'm not going to say who did it, but the products that have been saving my life, saving my fucking life. And I use them every day. Every single day. Are those K18 products? The oil and then what's the one that you have to rub together?
Isaac
The leave in.
Mimi
The leave in hair repair thing. And then pros, P, R O S E. I'm not sponsored by them, but Prose shampoo and conditioner. Holy lifesavers. It's been what since the last time I fried my hair off in January and then I fried it off again in, what, July? May. Was it May?
Isaac
Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah. So June, July, August, September, October, November. It's been six months. My hair has grown so much. Yeah, I mean, it's still got a long way to go. I think by next July, I'll be good. But yeah, it's. It's.
Isaac
K18 is a miracle, bro.
Mimi
I don't know.
Isaac
Everyone always says olaplex. I feel like I'm not throwing shade. Not throwing shade. I feel like olaplex over Li. Like, correct? Yes. Thank you. It overcorrects the hair so far that it actually causes more damage because the hair is already so brittle. Like, the hair is already so weak that these people are trying to put it on. And you can actually over your hair. So, like, protein is really good for your hair. You can actually give it too much, which can cause damage. So you can cause your hair to fall out. And I'm not saying this is legit. I do. I just not a fan of Olaplex. I do like B3s and K teens, they work on a different level because Olaplex works on a molecular level, while K18 works on, like, more of your peptides. And I feel like you get better results with K18.
Mimi
Yeah, I love K18. Olaplex has always dried my hair out really bad. And then I was also using that Revlon shit that everybody fudgeing recommended on TikTok. That's when my hair fried.
Isaac
No, wait. Was it Redken?
Mimi
Redken?
Isaac
Yeah, Redken. You were using the Redken. I don't like that either.
Mimi
Yeah, it dried my hair out. Like, I was using pros for so long, and then I switched over to redken, and my hair instantly was like straw. Dude. It was so bad. It was just a whole chemical concoction. And also, like, my hair last year was so luxurious and long and so pretty. Like, if you guys go look back, it looked so good. It was the best it's ever been in a long time. I got super sick right when I found out that my dad was sick. And I was sick for probably, like, five months. And I'm talking, like, hacking up, like, balls of loogies just coming out of my throat. It was so bad. It wasn't Covid, but I don't know what it was.
Isaac
I said forever.
Mimi
My hair was falling out by handfuls. Like, I would go, like.
Isaac
And nothing had changed.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
You weren't using different products during that time. It was just. No, yeah, yeah.
Mimi
So I don't know if Like a chemical. Something happened in my body, whatever. But we're on the up and up. My hair is growing out. And I promise you guys, I will tell you what I use. K18 all day, baby. And what kind of extensions do I have in.
Isaac
I don't know what she uses on you.
Mimi
I don't know. I forget. I don't know.
Isaac
We used to. For like years and years and years, you've always used Bellamy or Donna Bella. Yeah, but I don't know what the current ones are.
Mimi
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the current ones are. And I love clip ins. I'm only wearing tape in extensions right now until the rest of my hair grows out. And then once again, I'll take them out because I don't like having a full.
Isaac
Clippings are so nice.
Mimi
Oh, I love it. I love being able to take my hair out and just put my hair.
Isaac
All your clip ins are your Bellamies. And like, they're so nice to be able to just like throw in a bag and just like. All right, now the hair is free.
Mimi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. And I can do my little two thing with two buns that I always do. My little space buns.
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Isaac
You.
Mimi
Is it?
Haley
Yep.
Maria
Would you consider doing a calendar again?
Mimi
Oh, God. You guys don't want to see that. I feel like my husband, when people are like, are you gonna come out of retirement to rap? I'm like, you don't want to see me in a calendar. We. I haven't done a lingerie shoot.
Isaac
Oh, yeah.
Mimi
We.
Isaac
Your clothes now.
Mimi
Yeah. Do you guys love. Okay, listen, if you guys have been a longtime follower, you guys have seen the transition. I literally went one day, I told Mimi. I was like, I'm gonna change my image. I went from posting lingerie pictures every fucking day to literally just changing my brand.
Isaac
Yes.
Mimi
It's so crazy.
Isaac
You're clothed in videos now.
Mimi
Yeah.
Maria
I used to oil you up for every everything.
Isaac
Remember that one time that she brought a can of Pam and you sprayed her down with Pam?
Mimi
Them cheeks were glistening like a Thanksgiving turkey on Thanksgiving day. So good.
Maria
It was a nice time for me. So if we want to do that.
Mimi
Again, I know we'll do it. Let's do another shoot. I mean, I'm always down to shooting lingerie. I just feel like nobody wants to see that anymore. I just feel like if I'm gonna shoot in lingerie, like, shoot me for Playboy, put me in Playboy and let me do a whole, you know, I. That too. But I also feel like Playboy is, like, not what it used to be.
Isaac
I feel like if you're gonna do it, you find like a. A big time.
Mimi
What's like a big time opportunity that would shoot you in lingerie Vogue or something.
Isaac
I mean, in a sense, like, if it was like, classy lingerie, probably not the lingerie you used to wear. Like that string. I looked at Some of the. Your pictures the other day, I think I was trying to. I was trying to go back and find that. A motorcycle picture. We were talking about scrolling back, and I was like, how did we get away with this on Instagram? It would just be like a strain.
Mimi
Literally. We were doing shit on Instagram before people were doing it. Like, I don't know how we got away with it now. Like, if I go to, like, even the Harley Quinn picture I posted today, my legs are kind of open.
Isaac
Yeah.
Mimi
And I was just like, you know.
Jaime
Do I want to post this?
Mimi
You know, I was a little like, my legs are clenched while I'm talking about it. I was just like, ooh. I had to clutch my. What has happened? I know it's crazy, but fucking two years ago, I'd have fucking been busted wide. It would have looked like a gynecologist exam. Instagram.
Isaac
Yeah, that one time we put you in that cake, remember?
Mimi
Oh, I love that.
Maria
That's rubbed icing on your nipples.
Isaac
No, the other cake that was frozen, and we had pammed her butt, and then she sat in it and it was frozen.
Mimi
It was frozen. And I slid off the cake.
Isaac
Slid down a frozen cake. God, that was really talking about, though. That was a good one. We got kicked out of that place. That's nice.
Mimi
We got kicked out of a few places for photographing me naked. But listen, I love showing my body off. Do not get me wrong. I just now have a country superstar husband who I married a rapper. Guys, I say it all the time. I. It would be fitting for a rapper's wife to be in lingerie all the time, but I have all these hot chicks and country music that are beautiful and clothes. How hot is Lainey? She walked in last night. I was like, come on.
Isaac
I was just. She walked past me.
Mimi
She's so beautiful. So it's like I feel like I'm a part of their tribe now. Like, I've just kind of inserted myself in it. I don't know if you guys have accepted me or not. Just want to let you guys know. I feel like we're all homies, but it's like, you know, I can't be the only naked one in there. Just like, oh, but one of these ducks is doing its own thing, you know, just fucking like. Everybody's so prim and proper and beautiful, and then there's me just fucking the horror. The town tramp. Just, like, so good. You know what I'm saying? Like, so, yeah, so, yeah, whatever. The question was, we might. We might Maybe. I don't know. Let's see.
Maria
Calendar.
Mimi
Oh, like in a business suit, you know, just like, yeah, bro. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. I don't know. If you guys wanted one bad enough, I would do it. I would definitely do it.
Maria
Or even a chachi count. Wonder no.
Mimi
Oh, my goodness.
Bunny
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Isaac
Can we talk about your new merch that's coming out?
Mimi
Do you guys want to do a chachi? Do you want us to do a chachi calendar? All right. Lingerie calendar or chachi calendar? Let me know which one you guys Want. And then, yeah, we got new merch coming out, baby. So we have a few things that are going to be happening over on Patreon that are going to be happening for everybody. We'll make those announcements over there because, you know, the New Year's coming. So we of course want to pump out way more content, which we're going to be doing now that we have this whole studio here. Boy, let me tell you, we've got the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D Fords. We have confessed propaganda. Propaganda. We have the Dumb Blonde podcast. We're going to be starting a true crime podcast in 2025. I'm not going to announce when. You will only know when the podcast is out, when I drop the first episode. And it's going to be fire. We're going to be building my YouTube back up.
Isaac
You got your cooking show.
Mimi
We got a cooking show coming up. I mean, we have so much stuff that we're going to be doing on Patreon, so, I mean, you stoked for the cooking show.
Isaac
I love cooking.
Mimi
Yay. Yeah. So we're ready to get to it. Dude. 2025 is just all about bring in content for you guys and just turn. I mean, we are really the hardest workers in the room. I don't see anybody making half the shit that we do.
Isaac
And we scroll through some people's Patreons and we're like, they only got that?
Mimi
Yeah. I'm like, how? Yeah, it's crazy. I could never just. And this is not me knocking anybody. Everybody's hustle is their own. But I would feel bad only doing a half hour extended podcast each week for people. I feel like I owe them more than that. I don't know, I just. I value a dollar because I've had to fudgeing suck wieners for money. So it's like, I totally understand. You know, 22amonth is a lot to some people. And it's like, I want to be able to freaking entertain you guys. And, you know, I just appreciate you guys so much. So saying that much. We have new merch coming.
Isaac
Whole new merch site.
Mimi
Whole new merch site coming. We got. Chachi is gonna have his own merch. That sweet little boy. I show Shide. He's just saying he loves it.
Isaac
I feel like you miss him.
Mimi
I do. I know. I wish he was right here next to me. And you guys want to know what I have gum that has been underneath my desk. Just chilling. My knee keeps getting stuck on my fucking desk, dude. Because one time I must have put. I hope this is me that put this under here, because if not, I'm touching somebody else's gum, but nobody else sits here. Yeah, yeah. So anyways, remember the old desk when.
Isaac
We flipped it over? We did. And it was just gum lined across the bottom of your old desk.
Mimi
Because I'll be, like, in the middle of a podcast, and, like, I don't want to be, like, you know, whenever gum starts getting hard. So I'll just put it under the desk and then I forget about it because I think I'm gonna grab it later. And then I forget.
Maria
You were never gonna.
Isaac
Never gonna.
Mimi
I mean, the intention was there. All right, we got any more questions? Oh, wait, I like this one really quick. Let's do this one really quick. Can you try this idea for a show? The Bunny. The Bunny sex show. Remember in middle school watching Loveline, the Sunday sex show, and Dr. Ruth? I had no idea what they were talking about then. Now I have all the questions, and there isn't any shows like that anymore. I remember Bunny saying she knew how to squirt. And Mimi giving tips on positioning for fluffy girls. That OB GYN you had on the show could help. Doesn't she owe you for doing those pelvic exams for her? Lol. And then somebody else said, love, love, love this one. I hope she sees it. I mean, I would do it, like.
Isaac
Have people call in and ask questions.
Mimi
Let's do it. We could do it on YouTube, too.
Isaac
That would be a good use.
Maria
The Bunny hotline.
Mimi
Yeah, the Bunny Sex Show. But, like, instead of Bunny Xo, Bunny Sexo or something like that.
Maria
Bunny Sexo.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
And like, oh.
Mimi
Like, oh, oh, Bunny sex. Oh, let's do it. I'm down. I'm totally down. Listen, we had a creative meeting the other day, but we're going to sit down and have another one, and we'll just start planning shit out.
Isaac
That's such a good idea.
Mimi
We'll have fun.
Isaac
You guys just watch that whole show get created right now, right here.
Mimi
That's how shit happens, though. Yeah. And, like, you guys have put us in a position to where I own my own production company, so everything that we do and that we put out is under donblan Productions. So literally, you guys dream it, we can do it. Just tell us what you want. It's as simple as that. And I love that idea. We've actually talked about something like that that for a really long time. Because Dr. Ruth, I love her. And rest, God rest her soul, she just passed away. You know, I would love to be, like, Dr. What an OG.
Jaime
I don't know.
Mimi
That is gangster. She paved the way.
Isaac
Yes. Her.
Mimi
And how did you just say you.
Isaac
Don'T know who that is? You never saw that woman late night. Pick up that phone.
Mimi
Is he Dr. Ruth? She talked about an accent. Yeah. It's, like, crazy. She's awesome.
Isaac
She would answer, and then she would have.
Mimi
She never aged because she was old 20 years ago. So, like, it was crazy.
Isaac
She would bring out props, like a banana, like, and just teach you how to put a condom on a banana.
Mimi
Yeah.
Maria
Different channels in the Midwest.
Mimi
Well, you're also a different generation, too.
Isaac
Yeah.
Mimi
I don't know how, because you guys are so close in age, but Mimi.
Isaac
Knows I'm closer to you.
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
I feel like even though we're further in age, like, am I more Gen Z?
Mimi
Yeah.
Isaac
Yeah, for sure. What was your favorite boy band exactly?
Mimi
Mine was.
Isaac
What was yours?
Mimi
NKOTB.
Isaac
Oh, mine was NSync.
Mimi
Oh.
Maria
New Kids on the box.
Mimi
Sorry. I'm like, how could you not know? Mimi said she was so. Jason. I hope you see that Mimi was like, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode. We will see you guys next week. Bye.
Host: Dumb Blonde Productions
Host Personality: Mimi
Co-Hosts: Haley, Isaac, Jaime, Maria
Episode Theme: Delving into personal confessions, family secrets, and the impact of dishonesty, alongside discussions on self-care and future content plans.
The episode kicks off with Mimi and her co-hosts introducing the segment "Ask, Tell, Confess," where listeners share their deepest secrets and confessions. The hosts set a candid and supportive tone, inviting transparency and honest conversations.
Mimi opens up about a deeply personal and painful revelation concerning her stepdaughter's biological father. She shares that after her husband's passing, it came to light that her late husband may not be the biological father of his children. This discovery was made through a doctor's comment about possible affairs during the conception periods of both children, leading to suspicions about their paternity. Despite legal efforts to establish paternity without DNA tests, the truth remains obscured.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "I personally love the Quint suitcases. I take them everywhere with me." ([00:14])
Mimi emphasizes the emotional toll this revelation has taken on her husband, who underwent over a year of therapy to cope with the uncertainty and betrayal.
The discussion shifts to the broader implications of parental dishonesty regarding a child's biological parentage. Mimi criticizes parents who withhold such crucial information, labeling it as "selfish" and detrimental to the child's emotional well-being.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "I don't respect parents who hide that from their kids. I think it's shitty humans that do that." ([08:13])
She advocates for honesty, suggesting that parents should conduct DNA tests before issues escalate, thereby preventing further emotional harm to the children involved.
Mimi recounts her own history with abusive parents and her tendency to date older men as a result of her tumultuous upbringing. She shares her protective instincts towards her daughter, Bailey, vehemently opposing relationships with significant age gaps that could lead to similar betrayals or abuses.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "And you're not the only one. ... There is a bad person no matter where you go." ([08:19])
Her narrative underscores the long-term effects of parental abuse and the importance of breaking the cycle to protect the next generation.
Furthering the conversation, Mimi and Isaac discuss strategies for safeguarding young girls from predatory individuals, particularly those in positions of authority like law enforcement. They highlight the importance of recognizing red flags and taking proactive measures to ensure the safety and well-being of children.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "If you're listening to this, ma'am, I think that you and your husband should really sit down, do a DNA test and figure some out before those kids get hurt even more." ([08:28])
Mimi stresses the severity of inappropriate relationships between adults and teenagers, advocating for strong protective actions to prevent potential abuse.
Shifting to a lighter yet equally personal topic, Mimi discusses her struggles with hair damage due to over-processing and her journey towards recovery. She details the products that have been instrumental in restoring her hair's health, including K18 and Prose shampoo and conditioner, while critiquing other products like Olaplex for exacerbating her hair issues.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "My hair was falling out by handfuls." ([21:44])
Isaac contributes by sharing his preference for K18 over Olaplex, explaining how the latter can sometimes cause more harm when hair is already brittle. Mimi expresses gratitude for the effective products that have aided her hair's revival.
Towards the episode's end, Mimi and her co-hosts discuss upcoming content and projects. They reveal plans to expand their production efforts with new shows, including a true crime podcast slated for 2025 and a cooking show. The hosts also entertain listeners' suggestions, such as creating a "Bunny Sex Show," inspired by classic programs like Loveline and Dr. Ruth, highlighting their dedication to responding to audience interests.
Notable Quote:
Mimi: "Everything that we do and that we put out is under Dumb Blonde Productions. So literally, you guys dream it, we can do it." ([35:21])
This segment underscores their commitment to producing diverse and engaging content, fostering a strong connection with their audience.
The hosts reminisce about influential figures like Dr. Ruth, acknowledging her impact on sexual education and their own growth. They reflect on the evolution of their content and personal branding, embracing their past while looking forward to future endeavors.
Notable Quote:
Isaac: "She would bring out props, like a banana, and just teach you how to put a condom on a banana." ([36:06])
This nostalgic reflection serves to highlight the importance of legacy and education in their content strategy.
In this episode of "Dumb Blonde," Mimi and her co-hosts navigate through heavy topics like familial dishonesty and personal trauma, providing heartfelt discussions and valuable insights. They balance these serious conversations with lighter segments on self-care and exciting announcements about future projects, maintaining an engaging and relatable atmosphere for their listeners.
Note: Timestamps correspond to moments within the provided transcript and are included to highlight key quotes and discussions.