Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: “Ask, Tell, Confess: Shot Glasses Don’t Belong There”
Host: Bunnie XO
Date: September 26, 2025

Episode Overview

This riotous episode of “Dumb Blonde” spotlights Bunnie XO and her crew—delirious from long hours and late-night energy—tackling listener confessions and wild stories submitted through “Ask, Tell, Confess.” The group swaps embarrassing, bizarre, and sometimes jaw-dropping tales, ranging from sexual mishaps to relationship drama, all while delivering their signature irreverent humor and unfiltered honesty. Be prepared for candid conversations about boundaries, emotional cheating, body image, and “things that just don’t belong there,” with no topic too taboo for the table.

Main Discussion Points & Key Insights

1. The Energy & Setting (02:32–03:47)

• Late-Night Vibes & Delirium: The group records at midnight after a busy New York podcast run. Their tiredness adds an extra layer of chaos and hilarity.
  • “We’re filming as hell Confess for you because we love you guys so much… we’re all so delirious.” – Bunnie XO (02:48)
  • “Haley’s fucking…I don’t know what happened to you. You are crackhead-ed right now, bro.” – Bunnie XO (03:14)

2. Outlandish Listener Confessions

• The Feathers & Frozen Dildo Mystery (04:14–05:51):

  • Story: Samantha recalls discovering a trashed room filled with feathers and a freezer stuffed with dildos at a “house of crazies.”
  • Group Reactions: Barrage of jokes and genuine confusion about freezing dildos.
    • “I couldn’t imagine shoving a cold dildo inside of me. That would suck.” – Bunnie XO (05:45)
    • “Imagine freezer burn in your vagine.” – E (05:51)

• Fire Crotch: The Perils of Spicy Crab Boil Sex (06:19–07:34):

  • Story: Mayar shares about experiencing intense burning sensations after handling spicy food before sex, even after wearing gloves and washing hands.
  • Relatable Lesson: Lessons on cross-contaminating sensitive areas.
    • “Turns out the gloves…and all our hand washing was useless. I had the flamethrower down there…” – F (06:38)
    • “Oh, fire crotch. That is the worst.” – Bunnie XO (06:55)
    • “I did that with Ben Gay one time…If you, like, put your hand down your pants and sit like Al Bundy, you will literally get freaking Bengay on your vagina lips.” – Bunnie XO (07:03)

3. Relationship Drama and Emotional Boundaries

• Is My Wife Cheating? (11:19–14:34):
  • Story: Rebecca questions the nature of her wife’s relationship with another woman, citing secretive communication and emotional intimacy.
  • Advice and Reflection:
    • “That's cheating.” – F (12:06)
    • “Emotional cheating is way worse than physical cheating.” – Bunnie XO (13:02)
    • “At that point, when you’re doing it emotionally...You are making a soul connection with somebody.” – E (13:07)
    • “Just go into it with your boundaries and stick with them.” – Bunnie XO (14:10)

4. The Infamous “Shot Glass” Incident (16:15–20:08)

• Listener Story: An anonymous nurse relays a jaw-dropping ER encounter: a teenage girl, after bad stomach cramps, reveals a shot glass trapped (by suction) to her cervix, necessitating surgery.
  • Pure Shock and Laughter:
    • “Long story short, she put a shot glass inside of her…causing tremendous damage and needing surgery.” – E (18:56)
    • “Who looks at a shot glass and is like, 'this is gonna feel…'? Was it full of alcohol? Oh, someone tried to take a shot out of her vagina.” – F (19:15)
    • “Ladies and gentlemen, do not stick glass in your freaking private parts, okay?” – Bunnie XO (21:05)

5. Deep Internet & Pain Olympics (20:22–24:49)

• Exploring Extremes: Charlie (phoned in) explains the gruesome history of the “Pain Olympics” and internet shock videos involving extreme body harm.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “The pain Olympics were a thing online…the person would win by doing the most fucked up or vile things to themselves.” – Charlie (21:43)
    • “One man one jar…He put an entire Mason jar up his butt and it cracked and broke…and the funniest thing is he went to work right after that.” – Charlie (22:09)
  • Reflections on “Dark Web” Content:
    • “Our brains are not meant to see shit like that, bro.” – Bunnie XO (24:49)

6. Relationship Rejection & Exes Crossing the Line (25:01–26:06)

• Story: Shauna’s ex-boyfriend asks her to plan his wife’s funeral after she dies, then hints they can now be together.
  • Immediate Disapproval:
    • “Put a finger down if your married ex-boyfriend called you when his wife died and asked you to plan her funeral...” – Bunnie XO (25:01)
    • “I wonder if he killed her.” – F (26:04)
  • Practical Advice:
    • “Don’t answer the phone if your ex calls to ask you to plan their ex-wife’s funeral…Block them.” – Bunnie XO (26:18, 26:33)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Feathers and Dildos: “I open the freezer and it is completely filled with dildos. Lots of dildos, all different sizes. They never came back for their dildos.” – E (04:14)
• On Vaginas Resembling Fruit: “Some vaginas do look like dried up pears.” – Bunnie XO (11:19)
• On Emotional Cheating: “Emotional cheating is way worse than physical cheating…it’s a soul connection.” – E & Bunnie XO (13:02, 13:07)
• On Dangerous Curiosity: “I have a vagina. And I have never once thought to myself, I’m gonna stick a shot glass in my hole. No, nothing about that sounds fun.” – Bunnie XO (19:46)
• On Humanity and Internet Shock: “Our brains are not meant to see shit like that, bro…we’re not supposed to ever in our lifetime see some shit like that.” – Bunnie XO (24:49)

Timestamps of Key Segments

• 02:32 – Midnight recording and the group’s delirious mood.
• 04:14 – The feathers and freezer full of dildos story.
• 06:19 – Flaming hot sex mishap (“fire crotch”).
• 11:19 – Relationship advice on emotional cheating.
• 16:15 – The infamous shot glass ER story.
• 20:22 – Pain Olympics and disturbing internet videos (Phone-in guest: Charlie).
• 25:01 – Ex-boyfriend asks to plan his wife’s funeral.

Episode Tone and Vibe

Fast-paced, refreshingly honest, and unapologetically irreverent, this episode is a whirlwind of shock, humor, kinship, and no-holds-barred advice. The hosts’ dynamic—fueled by late-night exhaustion—leads to hysterical tangents and plenty of belly laughs, maintaining the bright, boundary-breaking tone Dumb Blonde fans adore.

Summary:
If you’re after outrageous confessions, zero-filter commentary on sex and relationships, and genuine laughs, “Shot Glasses Don’t Belong There” delivers in spades, underscoring the ethos: laugh, relate, and embrace life's unpredictable (and sometimes X-rated) curveballs.