Dumb Blonde Podcast
Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Shrimp in the Curtain Rod
Host: Bunnie XO, with co-hosts Haley and Jamie
Date: August 29, 2025
Main Theme & Purpose
This episode of the Dumb Blonde Podcast dives deep into the wildest, most outrageous stories of revenge, confessions, and embarrassing moments as submitted by their fans. Bunnie XO and her co-hosts react to anonymous listener confessions about everything from pettiness in breakups to bodily mishaps, dishing out lots of laughter, disbelief, and candid commentary. The episode stays true to the podcast’s signature blend of realness, comedy, and unfiltered talk about relationships, trauma, and the many curveballs of life.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Age, Friendship, and Nostalgia
Timestamps: 04:06 – 06:17
- Bunnie jokingly introduces the show with a cartoon callback to “Walla Walla, Washington,” much to the confusion of her co-hosts.
- The group reflects on their ages and how long they’ve known each other.
- Bunnie: “How could I not remember that? That was, like, a huge part of my childhood.” (05:23)
- Warm, nostalgic banter sets a playful tone for the episode.
2. The Ultimate Revenge Stories
Timestamps: 06:17 – 17:48
Borrowed Dildo Discovery
- A listener confesses to finding and using their mom's dildo, only to realize it was a custom cast—most likely of their dad.
- Bunnie (A): “Who in their right mind is going to steal their money from their mom and finds her dildo and thinks it’s okay to use the dildo?” (07:27)
- Haley (C): “If there’s one dildo you never borrow in your life, it’s your mom’s.” (08:03)
Shrimp in the Curtain Rod
- Infamous revenge: stuffing raw shrimp in an ex’s curtain rod to leave a lingering, untraceable stench.
- Haley (C): “I had a friend that stuffed fresh shrimp in her ex’s curtain rod.” (08:43)
- Bunnie (A): “Imagine if it gets hot because the sun beaming down… it’s gonna ste–” (09:02)
- Co-hosts agree: the level of creativity and cruelty is next-level.
The Stolen Prosthetic Leg
- A listener took her friend’s abuser’s prosthetic leg as payback while he slept.
- Bunnie (A): “You took a limb from that man.” (10:26)
- Haley (C): “But shouldn’t have been an abuser.” (10:27)
WhatsApp Sabotage
- Listener snitches on cheating boyfriend by sending embarrassing camping bathroom pics to his side chicks.
Coming Clean About "Toothbrush Crimes"
- Numerous stories involve pee, nair, and toothbrushes as vehicles of revenge.
- Haley (C): “We both took turns peeing on her toothbrush. I’m not proud of it, but it did happen.” (15:25)
- Discussion about the horror of toothbrush sabotage and bathroom germs.
- Bunnie (A): “Did you know... your toothbrush, if it’s too close to the toilet, can collect poop particles?” (16:07)
Rapid-Fire Revenge: Hot Sauce in Contacts, Crickets in the House, Care Credit Cards
- Hot sauce in contact solution—potentially dangerous but undeniably creative.
- A listener uses her ex’s care credit card to pay for breast implants.
- One story involves releasing 1,000 live crickets in an ex’s home.
- Bunnie (A): “I know. And they just sit there with their violins and just going off.” (23:11)
- Group jokes about the cricket “banjo time” and the escalating chaos of these revenge tactics.
3. Embarrassing Confessions
Timestamps: 11:54 – 15:14
The “Come Fart” Massage Incident
- A male confesses to ejaculating and farting uncontrollably during a professional massage.
- “It was the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life. Oh, and I wanted to die. I apologized quietly, legitimately, trying not to cry from embarrassment…” (12:26)
- The gang riffs on the logistics of farting during orgasm, male bodily reactions, and personal experiences with awkward sex mishaps.
Premature Ejaculation: A Comforting Perspective
- Haley recalls comforting a young man who experienced premature ejaculation, reframing it as “they’re just really into you.”
4. Sex as Motivation
Timestamps: 16:52 – 18:37
- A listener writes in about using morning sex to motivate her husband to get out of bed and be productive.
- Bunnie (A): “I feel like she cracked the code.” (17:53)
- Hosts discuss whether morning sex actually energizes their respective partners.
- Jamie (D): “If we get a little morning session, I will pop up out of bed. I’m freaking Wreck It Ralph just… concert.” (18:12)
5. Lifestyle Tangents & Farm Life
Timestamps: 19:10 – 26:33
- Disneyland and thunderstorm detours: a brief, funny look at family stamina and the struggle of wet jeans and socks.
- Haley shares about her new mini-roosters whose kazoo-like crowing drives her family nuts.
- Haley (C): “They sound like kazoos. And they start at 5am and they don’t stop till 7.” (23:53)
- Group jokes about noisy animals and tolerant neighbors.
- Bizarre neighbor with a garage full of “cow sperm,” and the question of inseminating cows as rural absurdity.
- Haley (C): “Our neighbor came to meet us and he said, ‘Hey, I got a bunch of cow sperm in my garage. Is your cow fixed?’” (25:47)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Bunnie XO: “If there’s one dildo you never borrow in your life, it’s your mom’s.” (08:03)
- Haley: “You took a limb from that man... shouldn’t have been an abuser.” (10:26–10:27)
- Listener Confession: “It was the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life. Oh, and I wanted to die.” (12:26)
- Bunnie XO: “I feel like she cracked the code.” (17:53 – on motivating a husband via morning sex)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 04:06 – 06:17: Childhood memories & team introductions
- 06:17 – 17:48: Listener revenge stories (dildo, shrimp, prosthetic leg, toothbrush, crickets)
- 11:54 – 15:14: Embarrassing sexual confessions & reactions
- 16:52 – 18:37: Sex as motivation in marriage
- 19:10 – 26:33: Tangents (Disneyland, wet clothes, farm antics, rural stories)
Tone & Style
The episode is characterized by:
- Irreverent humor: No topic is too taboo; the group laughs through even the most shocking confessions.
- Authenticity: Hosts share their own stories and reactions, unafraid to be awkward or real.
- Quick banter: Exchanges are rapid-fire, playful, and loaded with off-the-cuff jokes.
- Supportive energy: Even wild stories are met with empathy and validation.
Episode Takeaways
- Vengeance can be surprisingly creative, petty, and occasionally inspiring (but not to be imitated!)
- Bodily mishaps and sexual awkwardness happen to everyone, and laughing about them can be healing
- Even in chaos, a sense of humor helps everyone cope with the very real struggles of relationships and life
“Ask. Tell. Confess” lives up to its name, serving hilariously unfiltered advice, stories, and support for anyone navigating life’s messiest moments!