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Sunny
Ask tell confess.
Bunny
Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask Tale Convey. Yeah,
Haley
we need a top hat with that one.
Sunny
A little I like it quartet.
Bunny
We are back, baby. Better than ever. We are. I'm excited because you know, Instagram has been delivering.
Sunny
This is my new favorite platform to ask for these. Cuz they get wild.
Bunny
They get wild. So every Sunday we all three post in our stories for Ask How Confess. Now you guys have been going fudgeing balls to the wall. It's been really insane. But tell me about you guys this weekend. You guys went to motocross?
Sunny
Oh, yeah, we went to motocross. It was really exciting. But when I tell you what a difference between Nashville and being on like the west coast.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
Jason literally was like, I feel bamboozled. I didn't see a single bro ho.
Bunny
If I would have been there. If I would have been there, there would have been one.
Sunny
Okay, so like it?
Bunny
Let's ask Sunny.
Sunny
Oh my God. Please.
Bunny
Let's see what Sunny's definition of a bro ho is. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you.
Sunny
We're gonna insert pictures of me and Bunny circa, let's say 2000, 2000 y2k era. Yeah. And you had a very certain look to you.
Bunny
Yeah. Sunny. Hello, Sunny. Hey there. What's up? I'm all ears. Well, metaphorical ones. Tell me what's on your mind. What exactly is a bro ho? Ah, the bro ho phenomenon. It's basically a playful slang mashup of bro and boho. As in bohemian. Picture a guy who's all about the chill, laid back, free spirited vibe. Like he's wearing a band. Maybe he's into yoga festivals. Shut up. Oh, got it. No worries. I'll zip it whenever you're ready. Okay. Bro ho in the motocross sport. What is the broho slang? What does that mean in motocross? When folks throw around broho, they're usually talking about the girls who hang around the scene, often fashionably into the motocross lifestyle. Maybe dating riders or just vibing with the adrenaline culture. It's A cheeky term. Not always super flattering, but it's basically about those who embrace the whole MX aesthetic without necessarily shredding the track themselves.
Haley
So, like me, when I wore etnies and didn't get on one skateboard.
Bunny
Right. Or you wear a West coast chopper and don't ride. You know, like, that's how it is. So I always had the black in my hair. That's bro ho.
Sunny
Like the blonde, the black, or sometimes you added, like, pink or red.
Bunny
Backwards hat.
Haley
Backwards a lot in the Midwest.
Sunny
The nautical star. The.
Bunny
Oh, yeah.
Sunny
Minor stars. We literally both have stars on our wrist. Stars.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah.
Sunny
And these were, like, probably my second or third tattoo as a kid.
Haley
Yep. Yeah. No, we didn't have that.
Guest
I'm just now learning that. What that is too, so I had to.
Haley
Oh, you didn't know what a brojo was?
Guest
No, now I mean, I know what it. I don't know what it was called, but now I know what it is.
Sunny
You know the exact girl we're talking about.
Guest
Oh, yeah. That reminds me of Brandy, the girl who cut my hair at Supercuts when I was a kid. I was in love with her. I think that's what that was.
Bunny
She was a broho. That's. That stuff sounds like a broho occupation.
Sunny
They all went to cosmetology school.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, but it's like every sport. So, like, baseball has them. I don't know what baseball calls them. And then there's like, Wags Wives. What is it?
Haley
It's wives and girlfriends of professional athletes.
Bunny
Like that. Then there's like. It's all so, like.
Sunny
It's a buckle bunny. Would it be. You can envision exactly what one of those girls look like.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
Yeah.
Bunny
Yep. It's actually. It was a whole generation.
Sunny
It was.
Bunny
It was. I like that. Especially if you grew up on the West Coast.
Sunny
Miss it.
Bunny
Yeah, me too. A lot of the studded belts.
Sunny
Yes.
Haley
I had a Hot topic.
Sunny
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Is that. Is that literally.
Bunny
Hot Topic was broho central.
Sunny
Mine was no Fear. We had, like, a store called no Fear. Not just, like, the brand. And they carried Metal militia.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
Carried, like, all of that kind of stuff. And then Jason would be considered a bro. So it's like.
Haley
Okay. So I was thinking it was the guys.
Sunny
The guys.
Bunny
No, the guys were like, girls or bro.
Sunny
Flat rim hats. And then they would literally, like, pull them up.
Bunny
Oh, so hot. I still love that look.
Sunny
Yeah. And it literally is, like, a scoop.
Bunny
That's totally my type. And I married a. A Nashville boy. Like, what the hell? I've tried to turn him into a bro all the time. And he's like, no. He's like, I am not West Coast. I am Antioch, Tennessee. Take it or leave it.
Sunny
Did we see that Britney Spears is in rehab?
Bunny
I know.
Sunny
Yeah. Britney Spears is in rehab.
Bunny
They said it was her choice, so if it was her choice, I am so proud of her for acknowledging that she needs help, obviously. But Britney Spears is the type of person who is the perfect example of someone whose spirit was broken and lost their hope. Oh, she's. She was so full of life as a child and, like, as she was growing up, even when she was dating Justin Timberlake. And then it was like, after Justin Timberlake, she completely went downhill. And I think it was just her family. And I honestly think she was heartbroken over Justin, even though they had their, like, back and forth. But I just feel like her spirit was broke somewhere along the way and she lost all hope and kind of gave up.
Sunny
Yeah. No, I get it. Like, you see that so often with child stars.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
She's one of the most iconic figures, pop stars of our generation. She's like. She was like, freaking Michael Jackson for girls.
Haley
Yes.
Bunny
Like, I. And I get it. Like, Christina Aguilera is big too, but she's a different, like. Like, thing.
Sunny
She was very niche.
Bunny
Right.
Sunny
Versus Britney was so across the board. Even if you didn't listen to her, you knew who she was.
Bunny
Yeah. And she was just super sweet and just super, like, you could tell that she just had, like, a very warmness about her and her spirits just broke. So I hope, Britney, that you find your spirit again and come back to us because we love you and everybody supports you.
Sunny
I agree. I think I. I do hope this was her choice, and I hope this is a turning point for her. Her for sure.
Bunny
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Haley
I finally I finally have people. I think people heard me on the last episode and we're like, all right, we'll go to Haley.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah.
Haley
Okay, I'll start.
Bunny
Okay, go.
Haley
All right. Someone said, I kept running out of my Aveeno makeup remover wipes, and I couldn't figure out what the was happening. Finally, in conversation with my husband about the grocery list, we figured out that he thought they were baby wipes and was using them on his ass. It was funny, but also disturbing.
Bunny
I didn't get that he was using
Haley
Aveeno makeup remover wipes on his ass.
Bunny
On his ass.
Haley
Oh, my gosh.
Bunny
I didn't hear the Aveeno part first, but would that make your butthole. Butthole hurt?
Sunny
I would assume it would stink.
Haley
Makeup remover. Yeah.
Bunny
Oh, but I mean, you can use it on your face. Why would it hurt your butthole? If it's hurting your butthole, don't use it on your face.
Guest
Well, it's cuz you're putting it on a hole, so it kind of like irritates it, I think.
Bunny
But here's the thing. I don't like. I already don't like makeup wipes. I think they're gross. I think if you use makeup wipes over washing your face, you are dirt ball. Like, soap and I'm calling you out, Mimi, I'm calling you out. It's dude, soap and water. Soap and water. Okay?
Haley
Like, you use a makeup wipe first, but then wash your face.
Sunny
Oh, I use a balm now.
Haley
I got her into a whole skincare routine.
Bunny
Yeah. I'm proud of you. But you. That's. Dear Tay. Okay, if you're not using a soap and water, that'd be like washing your vagina with just a baby wipe.
Sunny
That's disgusting.
Bunny
It's gross. You would walk around smelling like hootenanny juice all day long. There's no way.
Sunny
But I wash my face, like, in the shower with, like, therapy.
Bunny
Yes, but if you go home and you just like, if you go home from having a night out and you only makeup wipe your face and then get into bed, that's me, dirt ball.
Haley
Okay, well, I've done that some nights out. If I didn't feel like I get
Bunny
it every now and then being drunk and like, going home, like. But if that's like a regular routine.
Haley
Me, I also don't wear makeup every single day.
Bunny
No. Yeah.
Sunny
I wear makeup very rarely.
Bunny
So, yeah, I hate.
Haley
I fucking hate wearing makeup.
Bunny
So do I. The older I get, I don't want it on me.
Haley
Yeah, but I like when it's on me, but I don't like putting it on.
Sunny
Makeup irritates you, though. You get, like, such a runny nose. Like, I kind of feel like you're allergic to makeup a little bit.
Bunny
I am.
Sunny
And your eyes start to burn and they get blurry.
Bunny
I was just telling Lisa, my trainer, because we were talking about how your eyes burn.
Haley
I didn't know.
Bunny
I went to go get my lashes done. Did I tell you guys about this whole experience that I had?
Sunny
I.
Bunny
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm trying to embrace the natural look, and I just don't think the natural look wants to embrace. I get it.
Haley
Me taking off my eyelashes. Absolutely not.
Bunny
I've only had my lashes done twice in my entire life. The first time the girl put them on, I looked like I had eyebrows on my eyelashes. Like it was. I look like Bert Nie. Like it was.
Sunny
She went into the kitchen and got kitchen scissors and was holding her lashes out and cutting them. I walked in on you doing that. That was the most barbaric thing I've seen you do.
Bunny
No, no. I shaved my own.
Sunny
Do some other things, but still straight.
Bunny
But then I go to get my eyelashes done this time, and the lady fought me on what I wanted. And finally I didn't fight with her anymore. I was like, you know what? The sky is green. Whatever you say. So I let her put the lashes on that she wanted to put on me. I FaceTimed Haley when I was walking out. Go ahead, Haley. Tell them what you saw.
Haley
Nothing.
Bunny
They're already all off. I literally think I have, like, one or two. Yeah.
Sunny
Yeah. It took me going like this.
Haley
I couldn't see them.
Sunny
When you walked in that day, looks
Haley
like you put mascara on the outer corners of your lashes.
Bunny
Yeah. It was the most horrific thing. So I just don't think. I think I'm just destined to always have to wear makeup and, like, you know, But I am going to get another fat transfer in my. Underneath my eyes. And maybe once I do that, then I can just go bare buck naked. No, I won't. Probably not. I like to pretend it's okay. A girl can dream.
Haley
Same.
Bunny
Well, I got a.
Haley
A tint and a perm for my lashes because I was like, okay.
Bunny
Oh, that's what I want to do.
Haley
But you have lashes. I don't. To begin with, if my lashes were, like, your length, then I would rock. No lashes. But because I have nothing. I look like my dad in a wig, and I.
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Sunny
She sent a picture, and I said, like, did we get it yet?
Bunny
I said, yeah.
Haley
It's funny because Nikki, my best friend, the one that did it, he was like, I think you're gonna like it even more now. And I look in the mirror and I just start busting up laughing because I was like, did you do it? Because I literally had nothing.
Bunny
She had like two sprinkles of lashes.
Haley
I was like, it looks like the. The TikTok sounds like. Hope you're hungry for nothing.
Sunny
No.
Bunny
Yeah, I'm over it. That was. I'm just never gonna ever have lashes. Okay.
Sunny
I do love when my lashes are probably permed. And I think Bunny would like hers if they were permed.
Bunny
I just feel more like I don't want to talk about it.
Sunny
A permanent tint would look beautiful on your lashes.
Bunny
I've tried everything. It doesn't work for me.
Sunny
She's like, I don't want natural lips, I don't want natural lashes.
Bunny
I decided to let my close friend have a threesome with me and my boyfriend. We completely got shit faced and it went down. She left the next morning and we went about our business. A few days later she came over and was like, girl, I took a plan B just to be safe. I looked her dead in her face and said, girl, he you in the ass. Her jaw dropped to the floor. Like, what? She didn't believe it. So I called my boyfriend and had him confirm it too. She was just shocked, like, wow, my asshole didn't hurt. The next day we had a small penis. I don't know. Or she just took it like a damn champ.
Haley
How do you not know the difference between your. In your vagina?
Bunny
They must have been really up. I don't know. Up or.
Sunny
It had to have been.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Little. Yeah. I thought it was hilarious because I know the moment. Can you imagine taking a plan B when you don't have to though? And then I just. Your body.
Sunny
Oh, you just caused chaos to your hormones for no reason.
Bunny
Yeah, in the butt.
Sunny
All right. Okay, I gotta butt one too.
Haley
Well, you're definitely not pregnant.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
All right. This one says, When I was 18 years old, I had my first serious boyfriend. Pretty much one of those people that's down to explore anything at the time. Well, I decided to let him insert ping pong balls into my butt. Why? I don't know. But here we are. Ping pong balls from beer pong the night before. Yes. We watched them. Washed them, you weirdos. Clearly anywh who they're in there. Three of them, in fact. All was fun and Games. And then it came time to take them out. Yep, here comes one, here comes two. But however, three would not come out. It was fully stuck and I immediately started to panic. As one does, we start to try to lube me up and insert fingers squatting as low as I could possibly go and it would not come out. And I don't know what happened next. The next few minutes, sheer panic and the. The sheer will of hearing wild er stories. I was not about to be one of those. The ball finally came out. And to this day do not insert any foreign objects near my ass.
Guest
Ever. Like a human gumball machine,
Bunny
I have had the privilege of watching ping pong balls get shot out of a vagina.
Sunny
Lucky.
Bunny
But never an.
Guest
How far do they go?
Bunny
They paint, they come out.
Haley
Oh, do they make a sound?
Bunny
A ping pong ball and a vagina. Like I'm talking like.
Sunny
You remember those toys as a kid? You'd stick them in a ball and then squeeze them.
Bunny
They come out full force. Like I'm telling you, these girls would shoot them out of their vagina on.
Sunny
I might have to Google that later.
Bunny
I would like to see Palomino Club shout out to Palomino club in Las Vegas. They get crazy. That's for the same place I saw the dude, the watermelon. Oh yeah. Gets crazy upstairs and downstairs.
Sunny
Why have we never gone there?
Bunny
I told you guys how to do humping the watermelon. I've told this story before on the podcast.
Sunny
You don't remember the watermelon dissociating?
Bunny
I don't know, maybe. But we went to go see male dancers one night, me and Tosh, and we went downstairs, upstairs. They were shooting ping pong balls out of their vaginas. And then downstairs, this guy is doing this dance. He comes out, he's hot, getting it going. Literally goes down to like dive on the stage and do that thing that like strippers do.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Sticks his wiener in a frickin watermelon and just starts going to town on the watermelon on stage.
Haley
Did you finish?
Bunny
I don't know.
Guest
Was it watermelon season?
Bunny
I'm sure.
Haley
I wonder if it was seedless or not. What if you got a seed stuck in the.
Bunny
Okay, but how do you even think of like I'm. You know what I think? Do you ever look at things that are not vaginas and think I could stick my dick in that?
Guest
Definitely a passing thought, but I don't. I don't dwell on does pass my.
Haley
I feel like most guys do.
Sunny
Yeah, I Do. And I don't have a penis. Okay.
Guest
You just wonder.
Sunny
You ever saw a hole and been like, if I had a dick, I'd stick it in there?
Bunny
It depends on what the hole is.
Sunny
Yeah.
Bunny
No, I don't look at every hole like that.
Sunny
No, not every.
Bunny
You can't be sticking your dick in every hole.
Sunny
No.
Bunny
All right.
Sunny
There are some holes, though, that look tempting. One of your exes confessed, and he said one time he let you. One time you let him put it in your ass and ended up in
Bunny
the ER that may or may not be true. I'd have to really hear the story. I think if it's right. I think it's because I. I was, like, super constipated. It wasn't because he hurt me. So if I can remember correctly, I don't know the entire story. I would have to have it. Hear him tell the story.
Sunny
Yeah. That's all I said.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
All right.
Bunny
I think I had to drink, like, a drink. I'm not. I don't know. I'd have to call him and ask
Haley
him, but phone a friend.
Bunny
Oh, he already having so much fun online right now. Like, let him have fun.
Sunny
He came up on Jason's for you page the other day. He goes, I'm pretty sure her ex showed up on my for you page. I went down the wormhole. He watched all the videos.
Bunny
Yeah, no, he's. And I love it because he has our back and he's. He's rooting for us. He got upset that I said that he was my biggest fan, even though I was being sarcastic. But I just think it's very sweet that he's always sticking up for us. So.
Haley
Okay, I have a confession. My stalker ex boyfriend would not leave me alone for over a year after we broke up. Up. I blocked him from every social media account and blocked every phone number he tried calling, texting me off of. I was also selective of who knew where I moved to because I didn't want him to find out where I lived. When I started dating my current boyfriend, I told him all about my ex and how he just won't leave me alone. My boyfriend said that the next time he tried reaching out, he would take care of it.
Commercial Voice
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Haley
My ex tried texting me, and I told my boyfriend. My boyfriend found out where he lived, found his real phone number and email address. My boyfriend made my ex an ad on Craigslist to link up with other men, signed him up for Scientology, and signed him up to get quotes on car insurance. He doesn't own A car. Needless to say, his phone was probably busy that night and I haven't heard from him since and he has moved across the country.
Bunny
Oh man, what a great revenge. Craigslist.
Sunny
I loved Craigslist.
Bunny
I don't think I've ever been on a couple people on Craigslist. That pissed me off.
Sunny
Did you really miss connections or just ads?
Bunny
I can't remember the the exact details. They're blurry. But I definitely know I did it for sure. I had it done to me a few times.
Guest
What?
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that was like the thing.
Haley
We're in the wrong era.
Bunny
Yeah, that was the thing. I'm telling you, man, childhood was as up as it was. It was great. Like there's a lot of things I wish that we could bring back. I wish we could get rid of the Internet. People are way too. You can say whatever you want online.
Haley
No proof.
Bunny
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Guest
I think you should be able to say it but you have to have a picture of you, actual you and your real name.
Sunny
You can't just hide.
Haley
You can't do it from Burner calendar.
Guest
You can't do it from Burner. It has to be you. Verify to you because it's always a Burner account.
Haley
It's never from anyone personal.
Sunny
I don't know. Jeff put his face on there and his house.
Guest
Sure. But like you will get those. But most of them it's like, it's almost like that's the cost of saying what you want to say.
Sunny
You have to say, yeah, I like that. You got to pay for it. You got to pay to say that's a great idea.
Guest
That's a good one too.
Sunny
Comments. It's like a lot of people would second guess what they'd be saying, yeah,
Bunny
if you had to. If you got charged every time you left a comment, you would not be a troll or you wouldn't rely on
Guest
people who would get the money. The person you're commenting under, like, if someone.
Bunny
No, I mean, just probably like a cable service or something. Right? WI FI service.
Guest
Yeah.
Sunny
That's crazy.
Bunny
This is a. This is an ask. Okay. It's a long one. Is it ever okay for a girl in the friend group to date an ex? Another girl dated six plus. Six plus months or more. For more context. The guy was a total piece of. Or doesn't break girl code. Men will. Literally anything with a heartbeat. They have no bro. Bro code. I say it's not okay. It's disrespectful. Girl code to me equals means. X's are off limits. No zone for us all. What are your thoughts?
Haley
Well, if he's a piece of. Why are we dating him anyway?
Bunny
I mean, women love pieces of. I know. I've had a few.
Sunny
Yeah, I think. I think. Unless that person was just like, yeah, here you go. Probably not.
Bunny
I don't find any of my friends. Exes attractive because I see what they went through with them and I'm like, yeah, but I just don't. I. I do think it's breaking girl code.
Haley
I.
Bunny
And, you know, it's crazy because I try to hook my exes up with anybody. My friend Brie just texted me, though. She ran into one of my exes, and I was like, dude, you guys look really cute together. I was like. I was like, he needs a. I've done that too.
Haley
Like, if I. If someone's not right for me, but, like, I have a friend that I think they would be together.
Sunny
Like, I feel like it's like a
Bunny
mission thing as long as it's a real. And you're not setting your friend up for failure. But if, like, the friend goes behind your back and starts, like, you know, messing with the dude, then that's a problem. Yeah, for sure.
Sunny
I kind of did that.
Bunny
Huh?
Sunny
I kind of did that. I end up with Jason.
Bunny
No, I know. And you've told that story before, but I grew up.
Sunny
It's been 15 years.
Haley
I was gonna say you were 18.
Bunny
Yeah, exactly. But also, you guys kind of had a little. There was a few technicalities in there.
Sunny
Yeah. Yeah.
Bunny
I feel like that situation is always email with you.
Sunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Haley
Took your whole.
Bunny
So technically, she wasn't really your friend. She was. Yeah.
Sunny
Yeah, that's true. I agree with that.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
Yeah. I feel like Though if you saw what your friend went through and the guy's a piece of. We shouldn't be pursuing that situation to begin with though.
Bunny
Yeah. I think always have your girls back. You know, always men are gonna do what men are gonna do. But if the women around you, you can't trust them. Then you need to re assess your friend group.
Haley
Yeah.
Sunny
And ask her permission, not ours.
Bunny
Yeah. Well, it was. I think it was done to her.
Haley
Her friend.
Bunny
Her friends started dating the piece of that she broke up with.
Sunny
With. Yeah. The friend should definitely be asking permission.
Bunny
Yeah. If the friend didn't come to you beforehand, that's up for sure. Definitely breaking girl code. There are a lot of technicalities that go into it, but straight down the middle girl coat is do not. Don't be a homie hopper. And you know, with other dudes in the crew and plus, why would you want somebody your friend was with? That's weird. Yeah. You know Eskimo sisters. Yeah. Go ahead.
Sunny
All right. So one night I was feeling it. So I took a few pictures of my boot nanny and ass using a Snapchat filter. Tasteful. But only for him. Obviously. I was not a very showy person.
Haley
Put it on a story, didn't she?
Sunny
I go to sleep and my 14 year old son comes in the room. Two hours later, no. Very sternly tells me to get on SNAP and figure it out. I was discombobulated and confused, girl. My whole was on my Snap story. I never use Snap ever. I don't know how I did it, but my kid and probably multiple of my clients have now seen it. I immediately deleted my whole account. My son wouldn't even look at me for two days. I was mortified. And it takes a lot to embarrass me.
Bunny
Golly, that's.
Haley
I've done that before, but not my vagina.
Sunny
What'd you put on there?
Haley
It was years ago. So long ago. And it was me drunk, hiding in a laundry room while people were arguing outside. Like outside in the kitchen. And I. I recorded it again.
Bunny
Haley's always in some weird dude you
Haley
know is in Miami.
Bunny
Even weirder. Storage is keys more layers to the story in the.
Haley
I was hiding because I think the cops were called and I didn't want to be involved. So I let them have it. But I recorded just in case anything happened. And I meant to save it from Snapchat and I posted it to my story and I think I deleted it because my grandma responded to my story. She goes, did you mean to post this on your story? I said, nope.
Bunny
One thing about grandma. She's gonna catch you.
Haley
She's on it every app.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
I love even Twitter.
Sunny
One time, Jason accidentally sent his ball to a co worker.
Bunny
Ball, a female, because he only has one.
Sunny
He went. He grabbed it just one to send me a Happy Mother's Day.
Bunny
Oh, like the Texas belt buckle.
Sunny
Yeah.
Haley
What?
Bunny
That's what they call it when the guy puts his balls up right here, and then they.
Sunny
They.
Bunny
Well, you could do it with one or two. And then they push them out and they hold it right here. It's called a Texas belt buckle.
Haley
How the do you know this?
Bunny
I don't know.
Sunny
That's crazy.
Bunny
I know the most useless information. I had this. I schooled my husband last night. Go ahead and finish your story and I'll tell you.
Sunny
Yeah, Jason just had a ball in his hand. Sent a picture. Happy Mother's Day, and then realized when the co worker replied and was like,
Bunny
what do you want me to do with that?
Sunny
He just was like, holy. I'm so sorry. Like, that was not meant to go to you. Like, I'm so, so, so, so sorry. But, like, the funny part is his name on there was nutsack Maniac Jason
Bunny
and his fucking stage names. No, I know. Use a bunch of useless information that last night, Jay and I were laying in bed, and Chachi tried to attack S' more yesterday. Like, he's very aggressive. I know. We're talking about you, honey. I know, I know.
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Sunny
He said, okay. He said, hand up on her neck.
Bunny
So literally, I. I'm feeding S' more, and Chachi just jumps straight up in the air and is like. Just, like, tries to get him, right? And I'm like, bro, like, calm down. And so I was telling Jay about that, and Jay's like, yeah, he's just. And I was like, But I guess it's in their nature because, you know, he's a bull dog. So bulldogs used to be bred to kill bulls. And Jay's like, there's no way. He's like, no, they are not. And I was like, hold, please.
Haley
Hit.
Bunny
Sonny and Sunny's like, yeah, bulldogs used to be. They would. They would bait. Bull baiting is what it's called. And they would bite onto the bull's nose and hang on to it to, you know, kill them or. I don't know what they were baiting them for, but, yeah. Don't know how I knew that.
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Sunny
Never knew that.
Haley
Yeah, did not know that either. No.
Bunny
Yeah. So now these cuddly this goes to show like how your lined Cut that out Jason. Drunk just now.
Haley
Please leave that in.
Bunny
That goes to show how your lineage can just go to hell. You know like you guys are used to rage bulls and now your breath smells so bad and you're so Family
Haley
tree is a wreath.
Bunny
This is like a a Beverly Hills hound dog right here. You know what I'm talking about? So yeah.
Sunny
Where the did you hear that?
Haley
I don't know.
Bunny
I don't even know what that meant.
Haley
Instagram comments.
Bunny
I don't even know what that meant.
Haley
No, it's my favorite comment.
Sunny
Freaking Insane.
Haley
When there's just, like, a up video and someone will comment their family tree is a wreath.
Bunny
What does that mean? Oh, inbred.
Sunny
Like, yeah, you didn't. You didn't spawn out as a tree. You just kept going around.
Bunny
Oh, no. Can we even talk about that? We're gonna get. Get canceled.
Sunny
Cut that, Jason.
Bunny
No, don't cut it. Leave it in. I mean, I don't know.
Haley
I don't know.
Bunny
Well, we know. I don't care about getting canceled. Okay? I really don't. Everybody and their mom is so sensitive. You cannot say anything without people, like, knowing that anything's a joke anymore.
Sunny
I feel like we're making a comeback, though, guys. Comedy has really taken a step towards, like, we went through an era where you couldn't even slip up, and now I watch some comedians and I'm like, like, is that back? Are we, like, are we doing it again?
Bunny
Comedians have never left with that, with the way that they insult people. But I'm talking about in, like, online, dude. It's so crazy how different platforms perceive different situations.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Because my husband is not online at all and does not have any social media apps whatsoever. But when he gets on his laptop, he has YouTube and he consumes stuff on YouTube. And so we were talking about the Justin Bieber, Bieber, Chella, and I was like, dude, he's like, how do you feel about it? And I was like, it was awesome. I was like, I thought he did a great job that, you know, healing his inner child. Everybody's saying that. Yeah, the performance was great. And he's like, it's the complete opposite on YouTube. He's like, people are tearing him apart.
Haley
I've seen that, but I don't. I'm not getting that side.
Bunny
That's what I told him. But then we. We talked about a couple more subjects and how, like, YouTube interprets it, how Tick Tock interprets it, how Facebook and, like, every plat platform has a different.
Haley
Wow.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
What a great perspective.
Bunny
Yeah. It's.
Haley
What a way to keep us divided.
Bunny
Yeah. So how somebody feels about something on Tick Tock feels completely different about it on Facebook. How they feel about it on Facebook is completely different on YouTube.
Sunny
Is it the whole. This whole time? Social media is what's keeping us divided.
Bunny
100. I have said that. I have said that social media.
Haley
I'll go down a rabbit hole right now.
Bunny
Social media is the devil, and it is. It has caused so many issues with. With everybody's lives. It's. It's so consuming. It's so dividing it. People don't have their own thoughts anymore. No, they have what they see in comments. They have what. What people tell them online. Like, nobody wants to think for themselves anymore. And it's really scary because there are really awful humans who spread lies and are very malicious and they will paint other people to be exactly like they are and slew and a slew of people will believe them.
Haley
It's brainwashing.
Bunny
It's crazy. And it's always like, whoever speaks up first gets to paint the narrative, you know, so by literally, the person who really wants to tell the truth speaks up. Everybody already believes that person. So that's why people don't speak up anymore. Because it's just like, believe what you want. I don't give a. Yeah, yeah. I came, I saw, I conquered. Next. What?
Haley
What.
Bunny
What's next? You know, Like, I don't care.
Sunny
Wow, that's so crazy. And. And how many people don't know what's going on if they're not on it. Yeah, if they're not on it, they actually have no idea about because it's not subject.
Haley
Like Jay has said. It's not real life.
Bunny
It's not real life.
Sunny
It makes me laugh. What Jay looks at on social media, it's like puppies and cute little. Like, he's the last person I would assume is, like, looking at like little sweet animals.
Bunny
My husband is the true definition of protect your peace. Peace.
Sunny
Yes. He.
Bunny
That man. I have been with him for 10 years. He has gone through phases where he's had flip phones. He has gone through phases where he's had no phone. He's gone through phases where he's had two phones. He's gone through phases where he carries around a laptop. Like, he is. Like, if anything disturbs him, he will immediately just throw his phone away. He doesn't. He doesn't care. Yeah. Like, it. It. This is nothing new. That's why when social media is like, he is on. I'm like, no. He has a team that posts
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Bunny
Tony. Thank you, Tony, for all the. You posed. But yeah, like, he. My husband does not care. He's so old school. And just we had this talk the other day because, you know, we were talking about something with my brand and I said, baby, I love you and I respect your opinion. I was like, but that's not how I built this. I built it this way. I was like, and the way you think is so outdated. I was like, you're like, he. He. He's 40. I'm 46. And I think younger than my husband does.
Sunny
Yeah, for sure.
Bunny
It's so weird. He. He hit 40 and turned into a old man.
Sunny
I'm like, you watch the news on TV at night. That's crazy to me.
Bunny
I'm like, what happened? Like, what happened to you, dude? Like, I love him, and I love him in every stage, but I'm like, yeah, I. I don't know.
Sunny
I kind of admire it sometimes. Imagine how less stressed we'd be if we did all those voices.
Bunny
My husband walks. Happiest human I've ever seen.
Sunny
Yeah.
Bunny
Like, he literally has not a care. He doesn't know anything's going on online until I bring it to him. Yeah, I stopped bringing it to him because I was just like, you know what? Stay in your bubble world over there. One of us has to stay in our bubble, because he just. He knows who he is, and he doesn't care what anybody says about him because he knows that truth will always, always prevail. And he said to me the other day, which was really cool, he said, bunny, all we have is time on our side, and time always tells the truth. He's like, stop stressing about stuff. And I was like. He's like, we're not going anywhere. He's like, we will always be here, and people will be able to see for themselves who we are.
Sunny
So what did he say the other day? And you, like, latched on to that? Like, that online is not a reality or something like that.
Bunny
It's not real.
Sunny
None of it is real. Like, yeah, literally.
Bunny
No, that's my husband. Biggest thing.
Haley
No one says it in real life. And it's so true. Like, bad comments I get all the time on my social media. I've never once gotten that in real life.
Bunny
I've had people who have said bad comments online come and see me and try to give me hugs.
Haley
Those are the people that are. It's crazy, the ones that hide behind fake profiles. But we'll ask for a picture in person if they see you.
Bunny
Remember that one lady I checked at? Where was it? At Louboutin in Vegas. And she was. Yeah, she straight up was talking to myself. And my security was right there and told me. And then as I walked out, she's like, can I have a picture? I said, no, you were just talking about me.
Haley
She was not prepared to be called out.
Bunny
And the dude was. That was with her was like, yeah, you're right.
Sunny
Yeah. Yeah.
Haley
He was laughing.
Sunny
Yeah. He laughing was like, yep. Yeah, he totally agreed.
Haley
Wow.
Sunny
Crazy. Yeah.
Haley
And then we'll go online and talk more that you were. You wouldn't take a picture.
Sunny
You were me.
Haley
And then that makes everyone think that you're the bad person. Even, like, I don't twist narratives.
Bunny
Paint me the villain. I don't care. I get accused of so much that I have never done that I'm just like, you guys make me so much more. Like, I don't want to say cooler because some of the shit's not cool, but you guys make me have so much more lore. I'm really so boring.
Haley
You literally sit with your cows, or seven. If not, you're on the stair stepper.
Bunny
Yeah. That's all you do.
Haley
Your life. 360. Location does not leave home.
Bunny
No, no, I'm home. Like, and when I'm home, I'm home. When I'm out, I'm busy. And, like, I'm working. I don't have time to hurt anybody. I don't have time to try to ruin people's lives. I don't have, like, all the. That I have been accused of in the past three months is the craziest because it is everything that that person has done with. And if all I had to do was just drop. Drop receipts, and I might do it. I'm thinking about it, but I'm kind of having fun just letting people think what they want.
Sunny
Yeah.
Bunny
It really doesn't affect me anymore.
Sunny
No, you're still six weeks on the New York Times best.
Bunny
Seven.
Sunny
Seven. Yeah. Seven weeks.
Haley
About to be eight.
Sunny
About to be eight.
Bunny
Yeah.
Sunny
Making a movie.
Bunny
Having a movie made about my life. I have family attacking me now, saying that my story. That I didn't put them in my book. So I'm. I'm telling their story like, I don't give a. Yep. I don't give a. I'm thriving. I love life. I love Jesus. Jesus loves me. And God's always had my back. He's never let me down. He'll never let me down. I really can't wait till we start doing this movie, though. It's gonna be so much fun.
Haley
I'm so stoked.
Bunny
So stoked. All right, love you guys. See you next week. Bye.
This lively episode of "Dumb Blonde" delivers the raw, irreverent, and comedic energy fans expect from Bunnie XO and her co-hosts, Sunny and Haley. Under the series' "Ask, Tell, Confess" segment, the trio wade through hilarious and embarrassing listener stories, raunchy relationship confessions, and candid takes on the chaos of social media and modern life. True to the spirit of the show, they mix raunchy observational humor with their own personal anecdotes, bonding over '00s nostalgia, friendship codes, and the impact of online drama, all while taking aim at the distortion and toxicity that come with today's connected culture.
The episode balances laugh-out-loud listener confessions and wild sex stories with a poignant—and at times biting—critique of social media’s corrosive impact on thought, relationships, and self-image. Bunnie, Haley, and Sunny don’t pull punches about awkward bodily mishaps, friendship lines, and how being "real" online is almost impossible in a world of endless noise. The podcast signature is clear: dig into the dirt and drama, but do it with heart and humor—because real life's messier, more nuanced, and ultimately far more boring than the internet’s fever dreams.