Ask, Tell, Confess: Swings & Craigslist Things

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast Episode Summary

Episode Title: Ask, Tell, Confess: Swings & Craigslist Things
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Production: Dumb Blonde Productions

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1. Introduction to the Episode

In this engaging episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO, along with co-hosts Haley and Memes, delves into a mix of humorous confessions, nostalgic reflections, and personal anecdotes. The trio creates a relaxed and relatable atmosphere, inviting listeners to laugh, share, and reflect on life's unpredictable moments.

2. Small Talk: Halloween Countdown and Weather Woes

The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the upcoming Halloween season and the less-than-ideal summer weather.

• Bunnie expresses frustration over the rain-filled summer, preventing her from enjoying her usual bikini outings:
  “I haven't been able to do my iconic bikini thing that I do every summer. Can't do it because I don't have this recoil every time I'm done working or something to go home and do it. It's pouring rain.” (03:27)

• The hosts humorously count down the weeks until Halloween, revealing their excitement despite the rainy season:
  “Six sleeps until Halloween.” (02:50)

3. Personal Health Updates

Bunnie shares updates about her health, highlighting her proactive approach to well-being.

• She reveals that she is undergoing a skin biopsy due to persistent scabs on her arm:
  “I'm getting a biopsy on my skin tomorrow because I have had two, like, scabs on my arm.” (03:49)

• Bunnie also discusses her recent mammogram and her journey towards starting a family:
  “I just had a mammogram today. Crushing it. I had to take the first six months of the year off to try to make this baby, and now I'm kind of coming back out of the cocoon.” (04:22)

4. Ask How Confess vs. Ask, Tell, Confess

The hosts clarify the structure of their confession segments, addressing listener feedback and explaining their evolving format.

• Bunnie explains the transition from their original Instagram segment to the current podcast format:
  “Ask how confess was getting so short… we are trying to figure out times to do it in our schedule. It used to be an all-day thing on Sunday.” (05:32)

• They announce an extension of the confession segment duration based on listener requests:
  “We are going to take Ask how confess from 15 to 20 minutes and take it to about 20 to 30 minutes each time.” (07:10)

5. Listener Confessions

The heart of the episode features a series of entertaining and sometimes outrageous confessions from listeners, each bringing laughter and relatability.

a. Meredith's Story: Step-Mom Affair

Meredith shares a shocking tale of infidelity involving her boyfriend and his stepmother.

• Meredith recounts finding her boyfriend with his stepmom:
  “I walked down the hall to her room and found him doggy style on the floor… I drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me.” (07:53)

• The hosts react with disbelief and humor, highlighting the absurdity of the situation:
  “She wasn't even a hot stepmom… in her 60s with missing teeth.” (08:00)

b. Craigslist Confessions Nostalgia

The group reminisces about the infamous Craigslist confessions, sharing favorite memories and viral stories.

• Haley nostalgically mentions reading Craigslist confessions similar to Meredith's story:
  “I read one of them similar to this one… it was like, I know you're gonna read this.” (09:22)

• They recall a viral Craigslist story about a man fixated on a woman’s accidental farting in a store:
  “...he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bed, and I can't get you out of my mind.” (10:04)

c. Poop Bucket Stories

Memes entertains the group with hilarious anecdotes about truck drivers and unexpected mishaps involving poop buckets.

• Memes shares a story about her truck-driving dad accidentally leaving a log in his stepmom's purse:
  “His aim was a little off, and he left a log in my stepmom's purse. He learned not to leave it on the floor anymore.” (14:00)

• Haley recounts her father's unconventional methods during a bout of food poisoning:
  “He wiped with his socks.” (15:10)

• Bunnie narrates a prank involving a sex swing and a purse filled with turds and money:
  “We grabbed the purse, put some more money on the turds, and went to another bar.” (17:56)

d. Sex Swing Incident

A listener shares a painful yet humorous confession about an accident involving a sex swing.

• Haley describes her mishap:
  “We bought a sex swing. It lasted about 10 seconds… I have permanent nerve damage to my sciatic.” (23:05)

• The hosts empathize while teasing her about the situation:
  “I would have definitely said the sex swing. That’s way more of a lore.” (23:38)

6. Perfume and Personal Hygiene Tips

The conversation shifts to a discussion about favorite perfumes and effective hygiene hacks, offering valuable tips to listeners.

• Bunnie and Memes exchange favorite perfume recommendations, highlighting popular scents like Dior Poison and Kylie Jenner's Cosmic:
  “My favorites are Dior Poison in the Red Bottle, Anna Sui Dreams… and the little marshmallow one.” (25:08)

• Haley shares her struggle with deodorant allergies and a successful hack using antibacterial soap:
  “We are always complaining about our armpits… Mimi taught me this hack to wash that pit with antibacterial soap.” (27:41)

7. Tribute to Ozzy Osbourne

In an emotional segment, the hosts pay tribute to the late Ozzy Osbourne, reflecting on his legacy and personal memories.

• Bunnie expresses her sadness and speculates on Ozzy's final days:
  “Can you imagine, like, being Ozzy Osbourne… knowing this is the last time your voice is ever going to be on that stadium?” (29:20)

• Haley praises the Osbourne family's impact on reality TV and their family's resilience:
  “Their show is one of those pivotal points. They were trendsetters in every aspect.” (31:10)

• The trio shares heartfelt sentiments and fond memories of Ozzy and his family, celebrating their contributions and character:
  “Shout out to the Osbourne family. We love you guys, and we hope that you guys can find some peace.” (32:02)

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Conclusion

This episode of Dumb Blonde masterfully blends humor with heartfelt moments, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to navigate a variety of topics. From outrageous confessions to meaningful tributes, Bunnie, Haley, and Memes create a memorable experience that resonates with listeners. Whether laughing at shared misadventures or reflecting on iconic pop culture figures, the Dumb Blonde team delivers an episode that's both entertaining and emotionally engaging.

Notable Quotes:

• “I have put money in people's buttholes.” – Bunnie (19:13)
• “We are the Craigslist confession.” – Haley (09:22)
• “She was a cute little blonde cutie… with missing teeth.” – Bunnie (08:00)
• “Phenomenal. Like, I'm so thrilled.” – Bunnie (28:06)

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Transcript

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

I still confess.

[Bunny]

Hello, friends. Welcome to another rail.

[Haley]

Confess.

[Memes]

That sounded like Dolly.

[Bunny]

Oh yeah. I love it.

[Memes]

It did.

[Haley]

She just scooted.

[Bunny]

Wait, we are back, baby. What?

[Haley]

We gotta check if you move this.

[Bunny]

This blocks my entire view.

[Haley]

No, no, I know. I just want to make sure your camera didn't go off because that one's really finicky about you not being in focus. Just wanna make sure checking it Three times.

[Bunny]

Checking it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

[Haley]

I can't wait to see the Grinch.

[Bunny]

Six sleeps until Halloween.

[Memes]

Six what?

[Bunny]

Six weekends, six Saturdays. Okay, sorry. I that up. I it up. Wait. Four. Eight. Eight Saturdays until October.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So we started there like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we get into the October month, but that's not a lot.

[Memes]

So excited.

[Haley]

I'm so excited. We. We didn't get a summer, guys. It has rained every single day. I this summer.

[Bunny]

Monsoon of it over it. Yeah, I don't like it. I haven't. I haven't had been able to do my iconic bikini thing that I do every summer. Can't do it because I don't have this recoil every time I'm done working or something to go home and do it. It's pouring rain. It's pouring rain right now.

[Memes]

Hey. Tomorrow. Sunny all day. That bad boy out.

[Haley]

Oh, I need to see it.

[Bunny]

Maybe we'll see in a while. We'll see. There's a lot of junk in the trunk. I'm getting a biopsy on my skin tomorrow.

[Haley]

You are?

[Bunny]

Because I have had two, like, scabs on my arm.

[Haley]

Is that the one you scraped off with a razor?

[Bunny]

Yeah. It's still scabbed up. Yeah. But I went and got them checked last year and they said they weren't cancer. And she's like, yeah, they should heal up. And then I. I still have them, so they're not like, pussing or cracking or anything like that. But, you know, I'm. I am a sun worshiper, so I need to go and make sure that everything's okay.

[Haley]

Better safe than sorry. Yeah.

[Bunny]

I just had a mammogram today. Crushing it. I'm getting my together. I had to take the first six months of the year off to try to make this baby, and now I'm kind of coming back out of the cocoon.

[Haley]

Yes. You're Blossom.

[Memes]

You're blooming.

[Bunny]

I'm blooming. The bloom after the war, baby. Bloom after the warm of concrete Rose, baby. I wanted to talk about something really quick. Just to clarify with some of you at home, I've seen a couple people who are like, the ask how confesses are getting so short and blah, blah, blah, blah. First of all, for the OGs that have been around since the beginning, we used to do a show called Propaganda, which we will still do. We just are trying to figure out times to do it in our schedule. Propaganda was only 15 to 20 minutes, always on my Instagram. This is the. This is the lore of Ask How Confess on my Instagram since I started my Instagram fucking a decade ago, every single Sunday, I used to have a segment called Ask Hell Confess where all my followers could dm, ask me questions, tell me things, and I would post it and literally it would be an all day thing on Sunday.

[Haley]

Wild people. I've had Confess.

[Bunny]

Yeah, people Confess murders. Yeah, multiple. Multiple murders. And like it was a thing. And it was such a hit on Instagram that my husband was like, put take this to your podcast and just save everything for your podcast. Which I thought was a great idea too. So we literally only started Ask how confess to be 15 to 20 minutes, just a little miniseries. So whenever you get like the full Coven podcast, those are just like catch up podcasts. And that's why we're not doing Ask How Confesses. And I think people get confused because it's the three of us.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So the three of us do Ask How Confess together. And then the three of us also do the Coven podcast where it's like a wrap up or a catch up where we talk to you guys about, like, what's going on and all that. Yeah, yeah, it's like just a. It's like it's a break from having guests because. And we're going to do that a lot more, you know, because as this podcast is growing, like, I love interviewing people, but I also like to just hang and talk about, like, what the fuck is going on in the world, you know? And you guys always say that your favorite podcasts are with just the three of us.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So we were trying to give you guys more of it, but if you guys keep complaining, I'm going to take it away. All right, don't complain. No, I'm just kidding. I'll never take it away.

[Memes]

I have.

[Bunny]

I have way too much fun with Asshole Confess. I don't care if nobody listens. I'm doing it for me. No, I love it.

[Haley]

I love that the Astro Confess brought men.

[Bunny]

Yeah, totally.

[Haley]

It. They. I have even, like some of our guy friends that were like, I secretly.

[Memes]

Always listen to my sister's wedding. Some guy was like, I really like the Asda Confess. I was like, what the heck?

[Bunny]

Yeah. So saying that much, we have heard your cries and we are going to take Ask how confess from 15 to 20 minutes and take it to about 20 to 30 minutes.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Each time. So we. We're upping the time on the Astral Confess for you guys. So.

[Haley]

If you want to be a part of it.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You got to go to Patreon Yeah.

[Bunny]

If you want to be a part of it, everything is on Patreon. So if you want to be a part of asking us questions, don't DM me on social media because a lot of you guys do that. Go to Patre, post on the board whenever we post, and we will read you guys shit. So saying that much, I want to kick it off. Oh, kick it off. I'm kicking it off, baby.

[Haley]

I heard you giggling over there, bro.

[Bunny]

I couldn't believe what I.

[Memes]

As soon as she giggled, she's like, let's go.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I was like, I couldn't believe what I just read. So we are going to kick it off with a tell. This is from Meredith. She said, one time I was on vacation with my boyfriend. We were 19 at the time. We were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house. It got late, so I went to go to our room where we were staying in. And I was laying in bed, butt ass naked, waiting for him to come in the room. He was helping his stepmom get to her bed. But when it was 45 minutes later, I walked down the hall to her room and found him her doggy style on the floor. She wasn't even a hot stepmom. She was in, like, her 60s with missing teeth. His dad was at work. I was in North Carolina and I lived in Kentucky. This is in MapQuest. Days before iPhones. Drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me.

[Haley]

What the.

[Memes]

It's definitely not the first time.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny]

Oh, first.

[Haley]

This is a standing relationship for sure.

[Bunny]

You got a hot ass in your bed and you're banging ruthless toothless. Like, come on, dude, what are you. What are you doing? That dude had a fetish. That's a fetish.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Bunny]

She's like, 19. He was 19 and the stepmom was 60.

[Memes]

Ew.

[Haley]

You guys remember back in the day, the Craigslist, like, confessions?

[Bunny]

My favorite.

[Haley]

I read one of them similar to this one, and it was like how they lusted for each other and they communicated through Craigslist.

[Bunny]

Oh.

[Haley]

It was like, I know you're gonna read this. And, like, last night was so much fun. And it was all about being the stepmom and the dude.

[Bunny]

Bring back the Craigslist confessions.

[Haley]

We are the Craigslist confession.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah. No, no. Craigslist got shut down.

[Haley]

Misconnections and, like, all of that kind of stuff was the best thing on the Internet.

[Bunny]

Do you guys remember that one? Craigslist Story that went viral. It was some dude who was in the loaf. Bread loaf aisle and some girl farted when she walked by him. No, he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bed, and I can't get you out of my mind. And, like, it went, yeah, I'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time. Like, do you remember?

[Haley]

Were you not old enough for this?

[Memes]

No, I don't have MySpace.

[Bunny]

It's so crazy because you guys are so close in age. Wait, did you say you've never had a mice?

[Haley]

You didn't have a MySpace?

[Bunny]

How. You guys are only two years apart, right?

[Haley]

Three years apart.

[Bunny]

Three years apart.

[Haley]

What the. Well, if you think about it, like, if I was 13, she would have been 10. So I'm already like. When you think about that. Andre, younger, it's different. I feel like three years. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Monica's three years younger than me, and we know all the same.

[Memes]

No, it's like a split between Millennial and Gen Z. Like, yeah, we're right there.

[Haley]

We're two different. Like, she likes Justin Bieber. Like, she grew up with him.

[Bunny]

I do gotta say, Justin Bieber's new song, daisies is.

[Memes]

I love it.

[Bunny]

Fire.

[Haley]

I'm over there. Like, yeah, she did let me listen to Daisy's. It is good. But I was never. I'm not a Justin.

[Bunny]

I was like.

[Memes]

She was, like, in sync.

[Bunny]

Yeah. We are two different new kids on the block.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Very different generation.

[Memes]

I got a Facebook when I was 13. That was it. But also, like, I grew up in, like, the country, so, like, there's, like, no Internet.

[Bunny]

That's why you're obsessed with the Amish.

[Memes]

Could be. We had a lot of Mennonite around us, but we had, like, one computer at my grandma's house. And, like, we really only.

[Haley]

The community computer. What the.

[Memes]

Yeah, I turned it on with my toe.

[Bunny]

Who's watching porn on that one?

[Memes]

I didn't know what porn was at that time. Oh, yeah, yeah, you were young.

[Bunny]

Sorry. But I mean, you know, dad was on it.

[Memes]

Community, you know, I don't think my dad. No, my dad never used my girl. My grandma.

[Haley]

Is he a magazine guy?

[Memes]

I don't know. And I don't want to talk about.

[Bunny]

I know my dad used to keep Playboys. A stack of Playboys in my bathroom.

[Haley]

My grandpa had him on.

[Memes]

I never found magazines.

[Haley]

Papa of his closet.

[Bunny]

Oh, they were reading material for me growing up. I just swiping through, looking at titties and beautiful hoots.

[Memes]

I will Say I have a story. When I was, like. I would say, like, junior high. My mom. God, my mom was a teacher. She was a music teacher.

[Haley]

Remember that? Your grandma listens to this?

[Bunny]

Well, why would you stop her from telling a great, glorious story?

[Memes]

Oh, God. I'm telling not to listen to this one. Okay, so my mom was a music teacher, and I was at her school one day while she was teaching because, like, I didn't have school or something. So I was in her office, and that's when I started getting curious about stuff. And my dumb ass didn't even, like, search things in Google. I went straight to the browser, and it was like, www.nakedpeople.com or, like, boobs.

[Bunny]

It was probably a website.

[Memes]

Like, naked women, Naked boobs dot com. Like, and, like, nothing would pop up because it was like, a school computer. Yeah, but I put that in her browser.

[Haley]

Did she get in trouble?

[Memes]

I don't think so.

[Haley]

Oh, I was like, nowadays, I feel like they would get in so much.

[Memes]

Oh, nowadays, yeah. But no, I think she was able to, like, like, clear it, but I didn't clear anything, so I just left it. And she, like, within five minutes of her going in there, she's like, haley, what is this? And I was like, it was already on there. Like, you guys are joking over here.

[Bunny]

Hold on. All right. And we're back a second time. We have it. It's Mercury retrograde. The cameras are going crazy. I almost lost a lung. The kids on the way here with an EpiPen. It's been wild. Go ahead and go, guys. Let's go. Okay.

[Memes]

This is more for Haley than anyone.

[Bunny]

Oh, God. I read this one.

[Memes]

I know how much she loves a good poop story. Thank you. It's really my dad's story, but I do love getting people's reactions when telling it. My dad is a truck driver and has been most of my life. He does long hauls and always kept his truck really clean. Of course he has a trash can. However, that trash can doubles as a poop bucket on occasion. He was on a long haul with my stepmom, and the pain hit. Of course, they're in the middle of nowhere, so he grabs the trash can and assumes the position. Well, his aim was a little off, and he left a log in my stepmom's purse. He learned not to leave it on the floor anymore.

[Bunny]

I'm sorry, but you can't just miss at a complete tub and safely land inside somebody's purse. There's no way.

[Memes]

That would have been really close yeah.

[Bunny]

How far? He mistook the purse as the pot that he was maybe in. Yeah.

[Haley]

So my dad was a truck driver.

[Bunny]

Oh, God.

[Haley]

And at one time, he got food poisoning from a Bahama Mama, which are those hot dogs that just sit and roll for like 20 hours at the gas station. They're his favorite. And he only thing he had was a duffel bag, so he emptied it in it, and then he didn't want it in his truck, so he left it on the side of the road. Sorry, dad. And then he wiped with his socks.

[Bunny]

My husband has.

[Memes]

I would never look at your dad.

[Bunny]

My husband has on the side of the road and wiped his ass with a T shirt.

[Haley]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, it wasn't it during, like a 2 somni or something? It was like, hella bad weather. And he pulled over.

[Memes]

What?

[Haley]

A 2 somni?

[Bunny]

I told you guys about the story about me having my. This dude that I was, like, hooking up with in a purse, and then we wrapped it in money and put it outside the bars for people.

[Memes]

What?

[Bunny]

Oh, God.

[Haley]

This is an old story.

[Memes]

This is an old.

[Haley]

You have to be an og.

[Memes]

Listen, I thought I was an og. I remember this bad memory.

[Bunny]

All right, so I'll make it quick because I've told the story numerous, numerous times. But back in the day when, like, Jackass was big, pulling pranks on people, I would never do this now. So please, Internet, don't fucking come for me. But people would pull pranks on other people. And there was this dude that I was hooking up with. His name was Zach. He was so fine. This cute little blonde cutie, right? I had this purse, and I was like, zach, go shit in this purse. And he was like, why? And I was like, we're gonna go. We're gonna wrap your turds and money and go sit it out in front of the bar and videotape people stealing the money. Because you know how people are when they find money, right? This went in there, and this is. He gave me the biggest dick. I never talked to him again after this. He fudgeing. Shit. It was the color of mustard, okay? Logs. I'm talking, like, it looked like a Great Dane or a Saint Bernard had fucking laid these logs, right? And we wrapped, like, one had, like a hundred dollar bill around it. One had like a five. One had like a one. Like, we mixed it all up in there, right? We're driving down the street, and my little Honda Accord. Me, my best friend Kyle, who passed away, and Zach. And we've got this purse full of turds zipped up, right? We go to the Roadrunner that's on Southeastern, and that was the first place that we set the bag. We set the bag out in the front, and this family came out, right? This dad looks over, and he's, like, pointing to the wife, and he's like, look, it's a purse. So that he opens it up, and they. They look in there, and they're like, oh, my God, they get so grossed out, right? The dad didn't care, puts his hand in there and starts taking the money off the turds, right? And, like, shaking the. The money like this. And the mom is, like, so grossed out, she takes the purse from him and puts it back, like, in front of the bar. And I forgot what he did with the money. But literally, he's walking to the car and he's sniffing his hand. We're videotaping this crying, laughing, like, we could not believe that he. He took the money. So we grabbed the purse, and we knew that our spot was blown up, so we grabbed the purse, put some more money on the turds, and go take it to another bar.

[Haley]

And who's handling the turds?

[Bunny]

We kind of. We kind of took a hanger and, like, smushed them around the turds. Yeah, because who's gonna.

[Haley]

That's what I wanted to know.

[Memes]

That should have done it.

[Bunny]

Listen, he tried to climb his shitty ass into bed, and I never talked to him again. He didn't fight. He took a dump and tried to crawl into bed with me and did not wash his ass, and he was gone.

[Memes]

I got the ick. We have similar stories.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I can't do that if you're gonna. But anyways, yeah, so we got. We actually got caught and got in trouble by one of the bartenders at the other bar because somebody found the purse, opened it up, and wasn't greedy, didn't take the money. Took it inside and was like, there's turds in here. So the bartender came out and grabbed the purse and threw it away. Like, it was funny, though. But, yeah, just some funny we did back in the day. I wish I could find that footage, dude.

[Haley]

I don't touch cash.

[Bunny]

No. Well, there's a lot of reasons why I don't touch cash. I've done. I was a stripper, and I was a hooker for the longest time, so I know what goes on in dollar bills. And if. Especially with, like, the fentanyl going on. Dude, people snorting fentanyl.

[Memes]

Oh, God.

[Bunny]

I just don't trust it. It's so dirty. It's so dirty. I have put money in people's buttholes.

[Haley]

I've done a lot talking about searching stuff at school. Olivia came home the other day and was like, hey, mom, do you think I'd get in trouble for this? I said, what? She's like, I turned my computer away at school and I. I googled Aunt Bunny. I was like, I'm gonna need you to be careful about that.

[Bunny]

Why is she doing that?

[Haley]

I. I don't know. I was like, olivia, what did you see? She's like, I just saw, like, her and Jelly. Okay.

[Bunny]

Luckily for her, I've. I have a team that goes around and takes down anything from my of, So I think on the black market, you could probably find some.

[Haley]

But I was a little nervous there for a hot second. But when she described what she saw, I was like, okay, good.

[Bunny]

I'm sure that at school they have safety things too, right?

[Haley]

That's what I would. How are you even able to Google?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Outside of, like, the parameters of things? Yeah, I mean, she's pretty smart, so I could see her bypassing, but yeah, that was.

[Bunny]

God, why is she Googling me? Who gave her that idea?

[Haley]

Yeah, she Googled me too. I saw a picture of you with green hair and I was like, got it.

[Bunny]

Well, luckily, there's a few nudes left of me somewhere on the Internet, and I think there might be a couple.

[Haley]

Porns, but it's entire Internet is about to go. Look this up.

[Bunny]

It's fine. Listen, everybody's seen my butthole. I've made millions off of it. Enjoy. Okay, In. And if you find them, send me the link.

[Haley]

Speaking of, want to relive? Yeah, speaking of this, Haley went to.

[Memes]

The movies last night with my girlfriend.

[Haley]

I get a video sent to me that I need to share with you.

[Memes]

Yes, you need to see this.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Haley]

Get this TV rolling.

[Memes]

Hold on.

[Bunny]

I got an iPad.

[Memes]

So I went to see a zombie movie with lou. It's called 28 Years Later.

[Bunny]

Who's Lou? Oh, is it the demon with the dick?

[Memes]

Yes.

[Bunny]

I've heard nothing. I've heard. Okay, so Jay went to go see this movie, and I was like, all I've heard on the Internet is them talking about how some demon has a big ass.

[Memes]

It's a zombie. Okay, Zombie. Just. It's the Jason Momoa of zombies. But just wait.

[Bunny]

Nice. Is it his real schlong?

[Memes]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I think. Hold on. Look at it. You see it?

[Bunny]

Let me get my glasses on.

[Memes]

I don't think you need them for this.

[Bunny]

Do you think it's his? Damn. Do you think that's his real pecker?

[Memes]

He's. I. It looks evenly proportioned. It's. When he jumps off the train, it. The camera angle as a cut or uncut?

[Haley]

I. It's hard to tell.

[Memes]

I don't know. But the fact that that's soft is.

[Bunny]

That is scary.

[Haley]

That just. That thing just whipped him in the side.

[Memes]

Oh, just wait. Yep.

[Bunny]

Can we get Jason Momoa on the podcast?

[Memes]

Oh, please.

[Bunny]

I'm gonna be like, sir, I need you to whip it out.

[Memes]

No, that wasn't. That's not actually Jason Momoa.

[Bunny]

Oh, okay.

[Memes]

He looks like him.

[Bunny]

Oh, in zombie form.

[Haley]

Who's this actor?

[Bunny]

I was like, damn.

[Haley]

Oh, they're.

[Memes]

No, he's an English actor.

[Bunny]

I.

[Memes]

Look, trust me, I looked him up. Okay, look right here. It's the camera angle.

[Haley]

I landed on my forehead. Good Lord. Yeah.

[Memes]

Look at it just.

[Bunny]

I mean, he's just winging around. Yeah. That can't be a prosthetic. How would they. Unless I was, like, taped onto him really well. Wow. Exhilarating.

[Haley]

What is this movie called?

[Memes]

28 Years Later.

[Haley]

Gotcha.

[Memes]

Okay, I should go see it.

[Bunny]

And who's Lou?

[Memes]

Lou Ridley.

[Bunny]

Your boyfriend?

[Memes]

No, my friend.

[Bunny]

Oh.

[Memes]

It's a girl.

[Haley]

She's hot.

[Bunny]

Very hot.

[Haley]

And she's very hot.

[Memes]

Great singer.

[Bunny]

I don't know who she is.

[Haley]

Got a great voice.

[Bunny]

Love it. All right, Memes, you're next.

[Haley]

Okay, you can turn this off now because it's gonna.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we're gonna have dicks in our face the whole episode.

[Haley]

This person said. This is her confession. I don't know if you want me to keep this anonymous or not, so I'm not going to say your name, but one time, me and my boyfriend were trying new things. We bought a sex swing. The one that hangs from the doors. It lasted about 10 seconds. We put it in on the door to see how it would work and tried it out, but we were fully closed. Literally, just seen how to use it. Well, the door ended up opening while my whole body is halfway up the door, legs in the air. I hit the floor so hard I have permanent nerve damage to my sciatic.

[Bunny]

Damn.

[Haley]

It was so bad. I had to go to the hospital because it couldn't even walk. I told everyone that I fell off the bed while I was cleaning the ceiling fan because I was so embarrassed.

[Bunny]

I would have definitely said the sex swing. I would have said the sex would have sounded cooler. Yeah. Yeah. That's way more of a lore.

[Haley]

I Love going down as a G. Yeah. I had an X one time. We were his parents. Like to leave theirs up in the living room. Did you use it?

[Memes]

Cut it.

[Bunny]

No.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Haley]

Theirs.

[Memes]

I thought that's. I thought you meant you used it.

[Haley]

No, but it was like a place.

[Bunny]

I think I remember the story you told a long time ago about your ex's parents. Used to. In the living room or some.

[Haley]

All over the place. And they'd play, like, dress up. And he would dress up like a little girl. It was the weirdest thing ever. Like, little baby bras and he put his hair in pigtails and like, he was a.

[Memes]

Yes.

[Haley]

And like, she would dress up in like, 80s makeup and. Yeah, it was like every morning I.

[Bunny]

Had some Silence of the Lambs type.

[Haley]

It was. And he looked like it too. He was one of those extreme fishermen out of Alaska. So he'd be gone for like six months and come back.

[Bunny]

What a manly ass job.

[Haley]

Yeah, right. He, like, lost a finger and it was, like, wild.

[Bunny]

I remember that story. That's crazy.

[Haley]

Yeah, There was a weird situation.

[Bunny]

All right, my turn. I've got some good ones.

[Memes]

Your hair looks so good, by the way.

[Bunny]

The color.

[Memes]

Yeah, color.

[Haley]

Thank you.

[Bunny]

Mimi's color.

[Memes]

The, like, foil it is right now.

[Haley]

For four hours straight yesterday.

[Memes]

I love it.

[Bunny]

All right, Britney wants to know what is you guys's favorite perfume? I need some new ideas since my Birthday is the 13th. Love all you ladies. I wear a few.

[Haley]

Yeah, I wear.

[Bunny]

My favorites are Dior Poison in the Red Bottle, Anna Sui Sui Dreams. S U I Dreams. Kylie Jenner has a one called Cosmic. We love that one. And I think there's one other one that I wear. I can't remember the name of it right now. What is the last other one that I wear? Oh, the little marshmallow one that I got.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah, that one is good.

[Bunny]

I love that one. Tick Tock has some really good perfumes. The only thing is, every time I spray the Tick Tock one, I sneeze. Every single time.

[Haley]

You said that the other day. I forgot about that.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah. Every time.

[Haley]

What do you wear? Because you showed up to 4th of July the other day, my mom's like, she smells delicious.

[Memes]

It's probably the glossier one. The, like, pink bot. The light pink bottle of glossier. I love that one. I love Kylie Cosmic. And then recently I just got one off Tick Tock shop. It's called Latafa L A T T A F A. But it's supposedly what, like, Huda wore on Love Island.

[Bunny]

She didn't really endorse that, though. Well, she said.

[Memes]

She said it to someone in the room, so I just freaking ordered it off a whim. Oh, it smells so good.

[Bunny]

Does it?

[Memes]

It's like a musky vanilla. I wish I brought it with me.

[Bunny]

What it looks like. I love a good musky vanilla. I love any sort of musk.

[Memes]

I'll bring it, but it's so good.

[Bunny]

Musrat love.

[Memes]

It's like a deep vanilla.

[Bunny]

What about you? What do you wear? Memes.

[Haley]

Either Bakarat or of good baccarat. Kylie. I do have the Ariana Grande cloud one, but yeah, I. Those three, like, I typically rotate between.

[Memes]

I feel like baccarat doesn't last as long anymore.

[Haley]

No, no, it used to. You could, like, literally, I would go to, like, put my laundry in the washer and I could smell the Bakker on my clothes. Now I can't smell it at all.

[Bunny]

Probably because it got so popular because of Tick Tock that they changed the formula. Remember that one girl at the hotel? That hotel Cali?

[Memes]

Yeah, that girl. It was like the. The red baccarat, which I think is, like, more potent.

[Haley]

Yes. Because she got on that and all of us were like, oh, my gosh. We caught her in, like, the hallway later and we're like, what are you.

[Memes]

That's the kind I sent. Scent. I want. I want someone to stop me.

[Bunny]

Yes.

[Memes]

Like, what the are you wearing?

[Bunny]

Yeah, I love really good sense, if you. Oh, speaking of really good sense, you guys know I'm always complaining about my right armpit being spicy. Like, I'm talking, like, it got to the point where it was concerning today. Right now, I don't even have deodorant on. Mimi taught me this hack to wash that pit with antibacterial soap. Just regular antibiotics. Yep. And it freaking worked.

[Haley]

It works immediately.

[Bunny]

First time I did it last night, I worked out, did a full workout today. Did not smell. I had everybody sniffing my armpit at the gym because I was so proud.

[Haley]

I used to have to reapply deodorant to the point that I think I got allergic to deodorant where, like, my armpits were burning. I went through so many deodorants. Like, I'm telling you, I have a stack of deodorants that I had gone through. I did, like, the ammonia for whatever, free.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Every kind of deodorant you can fucking think of.

[Haley]

The natural, the not natural. Like, the. The degree ones that are, like, clinical. I've done them all and it's still, like. And it would just kind of like, either be one armpit or the other. And someone on Tick Tock was like, you need to use the antibacterial soap, but follow up with something. Brand dial.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Haley]

It's the gold one that you wash your tattoos with.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And so. But you have to, like, follow it up. So I do the Aveeno afterwards.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And I'm telling you, it's.

[Bunny]

I used it last night was the first time. And today. Lovely.

[Haley]

It was the best hack ever.

[Bunny]

Phenomenal. Like, I'm so thrilled. You have no idea. I'm gonna go.

[Haley]

She was in the shower last night.

[Bunny]

She was like, can you go out.

[Haley]

And get my soap?

[Bunny]

Yeah, I was like. I was like, while I'm in here washing hairs. Yeah.

[Haley]

She was like, let's try the armpit hack.

[Bunny]

Yep. Let's do it.

[Haley]

Rip Ozzy Osbourne.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Rip Ozzy. Dude, I couldn't even imagine how Sharon is feeling.

[Haley]

I'm so sad right now. Like, yeah, I. And I. Now I get to remember it that the way I found out was Jaime.

[Memes]

The way I found out was you in our. In our.

[Haley]

How'd you find out?

[Bunny]

Were you just while I'm getting a mammogram.

[Memes]

Oh.

[Bunny]

Literally, I was like, oh, my God. Are you serious? Like, it made me so sad. I had to stop and pause for a second because I was just like, bro, this is terrible. But at the same time. And this is not me starting rumors or anything like that, but his farewell concert was literally, like, what, a week.

[Haley]

Or two weeks ago or something like that.

[Bunny]

Do you guys really think that he might have done. Needed suicide assist because he was in so much pain? Like, speculating?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I mean, just how crazy is the world's time? The universe is time.

[Haley]

About it? Because it's like, that was. That was like, his goodbye to the world. That is like.

[Memes]

It's like he knew he was crying.

[Bunny]

When he was singing the songs because he knew that was going to be his last hurrah, his last time on stage.

[Haley]

Oh, my God. I'm getting a mushroom, right? I have chills.

[Bunny]

No. Like, can you imagine, like, being Ozzy Osbourne in your entire life as performing for people and then you are literally on that stage for that last time, looking out at the crowd, and you just know that this is the last time your voice is ever going to be on that stadium through a microphone? Like, that's insane, right? Yeah. No, it's crazy. Kelly's so sweet, too. I talked to Kelly off and on all the time, and she's just so down to earth. Like, they did what an amazing job her and Sharon have done with their kids. Amazing to be who they are and you know, where they are, where they're at, at life, in life. They're just really sweet people.

[Haley]

Yeah, we were. I was on a call today, and it was like, around the time that the news broke that he passed, and we were talking as a group, and they were like, dude, the Osbourne show is, like, one of those pivotal points. The OGs in, like, all of reality TV. I feel like they were such the trendsetters in, like, the family type.

[Bunny]

Yes.

[Haley]

I mean, even if you think about it, their show is, like, mimicked by even just like, the meet the Chrislies. Like, the way the dynamic is and the way it's shot is very similar, even though it's like a whole different genre to what they are. They were trendsetters in every aspect, from music to reality shows to everything that they touch is just beautiful.

[Bunny]

But as wild as Ozzy was, like, look how good his kids turned out.

[Haley]

Amazing.

[Bunny]

Good kids.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

You know, like, it's just crazy.

[Haley]

Yeah. One of my favorite shows was when they did it as, like, a family and, like, Jack and Kelly and him went and did just adventurous stuff.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I don't know if you guys watched that show, but, yeah, it was so cool. They would go to, like, mausoleums. They would go to, like, just go experience. They did Nashville.

[Memes]

They.

[Haley]

They just experienced. It was so cool.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Breaks my heart, though. Shout. You know, shout out to the. The Osbourne family. We love you guys, and we hope that, you know, you guys can find some peace. All right, guys, we're out of here. Love you. See you next week. Bye. Shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. Like that. Let's put it online and see what happens. Stage and the site is live. That reopened a store and need a fast checkout. Stage thanks. You're all set. That count it up and ship it around the globe stage this one's going to Thailand. And that. Wait, did we just hit a million orders? Stage Whatever your stage Businesses that grow, grow with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 a month [e-mail]. listen.