Dumb Blonde Podcast Episode Summary

Episode Title: Ask, Tell, Confess: Swings & Craigslist Things
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Production: Dumb Blonde Productions

1. Introduction to the Episode

In this engaging episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO, along with co-hosts Haley and Memes, delves into a mix of humorous confessions, nostalgic reflections, and personal anecdotes. The trio creates a relaxed and relatable atmosphere, inviting listeners to laugh, share, and reflect on life's unpredictable moments.

2. Small Talk: Halloween Countdown and Weather Woes

The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the upcoming Halloween season and the less-than-ideal summer weather.

• Bunnie expresses frustration over the rain-filled summer, preventing her from enjoying her usual bikini outings:
  “I haven't been able to do my iconic bikini thing that I do every summer. Can't do it because I don't have this recoil every time I'm done working or something to go home and do it. It's pouring rain.” (03:27)

• The hosts humorously count down the weeks until Halloween, revealing their excitement despite the rainy season:
  “Six sleeps until Halloween.” (02:50)

3. Personal Health Updates

Bunnie shares updates about her health, highlighting her proactive approach to well-being.

• She reveals that she is undergoing a skin biopsy due to persistent scabs on her arm:
  “I'm getting a biopsy on my skin tomorrow because I have had two, like, scabs on my arm.” (03:49)

• Bunnie also discusses her recent mammogram and her journey towards starting a family:
  “I just had a mammogram today. Crushing it. I had to take the first six months of the year off to try to make this baby, and now I'm kind of coming back out of the cocoon.” (04:22)

4. Ask How Confess vs. Ask, Tell, Confess

The hosts clarify the structure of their confession segments, addressing listener feedback and explaining their evolving format.

• Bunnie explains the transition from their original Instagram segment to the current podcast format:
  “Ask how confess was getting so short… we are trying to figure out times to do it in our schedule. It used to be an all-day thing on Sunday.” (05:32)

• They announce an extension of the confession segment duration based on listener requests:
  “We are going to take Ask how confess from 15 to 20 minutes and take it to about 20 to 30 minutes each time.” (07:10)

5. Listener Confessions

The heart of the episode features a series of entertaining and sometimes outrageous confessions from listeners, each bringing laughter and relatability.

a. Meredith's Story: Step-Mom Affair

Meredith shares a shocking tale of infidelity involving her boyfriend and his stepmother.

• Meredith recounts finding her boyfriend with his stepmom:
  “I walked down the hall to her room and found him doggy style on the floor… I drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me.” (07:53)

• The hosts react with disbelief and humor, highlighting the absurdity of the situation:
  “She wasn't even a hot stepmom… in her 60s with missing teeth.” (08:00)

b. Craigslist Confessions Nostalgia

The group reminisces about the infamous Craigslist confessions, sharing favorite memories and viral stories.

• Haley nostalgically mentions reading Craigslist confessions similar to Meredith's story:
  “I read one of them similar to this one… it was like, I know you're gonna read this.” (09:22)

• They recall a viral Craigslist story about a man fixated on a woman’s accidental farting in a store:
  “...he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bed, and I can't get you out of my mind.” (10:04)

c. Poop Bucket Stories

Memes entertains the group with hilarious anecdotes about truck drivers and unexpected mishaps involving poop buckets.

• Memes shares a story about her truck-driving dad accidentally leaving a log in his stepmom's purse:
  “His aim was a little off, and he left a log in my stepmom's purse. He learned not to leave it on the floor anymore.” (14:00)

• Haley recounts her father's unconventional methods during a bout of food poisoning:
  “He wiped with his socks.” (15:10)

• Bunnie narrates a prank involving a sex swing and a purse filled with turds and money:
  “We grabbed the purse, put some more money on the turds, and went to another bar.” (17:56)

d. Sex Swing Incident

A listener shares a painful yet humorous confession about an accident involving a sex swing.

• Haley describes her mishap:
  “We bought a sex swing. It lasted about 10 seconds… I have permanent nerve damage to my sciatic.” (23:05)

• The hosts empathize while teasing her about the situation:
  “I would have definitely said the sex swing. That’s way more of a lore.” (23:38)

6. Perfume and Personal Hygiene Tips

The conversation shifts to a discussion about favorite perfumes and effective hygiene hacks, offering valuable tips to listeners.

• Bunnie and Memes exchange favorite perfume recommendations, highlighting popular scents like Dior Poison and Kylie Jenner's Cosmic:
  “My favorites are Dior Poison in the Red Bottle, Anna Sui Dreams… and the little marshmallow one.” (25:08)

• Haley shares her struggle with deodorant allergies and a successful hack using antibacterial soap:
  “We are always complaining about our armpits… Mimi taught me this hack to wash that pit with antibacterial soap.” (27:41)

7. Tribute to Ozzy Osbourne

In an emotional segment, the hosts pay tribute to the late Ozzy Osbourne, reflecting on his legacy and personal memories.

• Bunnie expresses her sadness and speculates on Ozzy's final days:
  “Can you imagine, like, being Ozzy Osbourne… knowing this is the last time your voice is ever going to be on that stadium?” (29:20)

• Haley praises the Osbourne family's impact on reality TV and their family's resilience:
  “Their show is one of those pivotal points. They were trendsetters in every aspect.” (31:10)

• The trio shares heartfelt sentiments and fond memories of Ozzy and his family, celebrating their contributions and character:
  “Shout out to the Osbourne family. We love you guys, and we hope that you guys can find some peace.” (32:02)

Conclusion

This episode of Dumb Blonde masterfully blends humor with heartfelt moments, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to navigate a variety of topics. From outrageous confessions to meaningful tributes, Bunnie, Haley, and Memes create a memorable experience that resonates with listeners. Whether laughing at shared misadventures or reflecting on iconic pop culture figures, the Dumb Blonde team delivers an episode that's both entertaining and emotionally engaging.

Notable Quotes:

• “I have put money in people's buttholes.” – Bunnie (19:13)
• “We are the Craigslist confession.” – Haley (09:22)
• “She was a cute little blonde cutie… with missing teeth.” – Bunnie (08:00)
• “Phenomenal. Like, I'm so thrilled.” – Bunnie (28:06)

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