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Haley
Episode.
Bunny
Ask.
Alyssa
Whoa.
Bunny
You say ask.
Haley
Did you say episode?
Bunny
You say ask.
Haley
Ask You. That was good.
Alyssa
Yeah, I need a compilation of all of those for this last season. You know, we're on, like, episode 20 of Asshole Confessor.
Bunny
Are we already.
Alyssa
20 episodes, you guys?
Bunny
Geez. Crazy proud of us.
Alyssa
We did it.
Bunny
I'm proud of us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us.
Alyssa
Look at us.
Bunny
Look at us. Would you look at us? Who'd have thought. Who would have thought we'd be responsible freaking people? Hey, listen, I need to get this ass talk confess over with because I need to get home to my farm animals.
Haley
Okay?
Bunny
I was bonding with my donkey today, and some person. Some person. Listen, I'm just gonna say it out loud right now.
Alyssa
Are you?
Bunny
Yep. I love you guys. And if anybody wants to come up and hug me at any time that I'm out and about, please do. That's. I'm fair game. But when I am at home in my backyard trying to bond with my traumatized donkey and you scream over the backyard fence, hey, we just moved in. I'm not going to be a nice person to you because that is my personal space. Leave me the alone.
Alyssa
What did you say back?
Bunny
She said hi, and I said hey. And I literally. Okay, let me tell the full story. I cut up apples because I was. I was determined to get donkey to eat out of my hand. Today.
Alyssa
Today was the day.
Bunny
Today was the day. Cause we've been making strides. I've been going out there every day, just fucking with him. And today he was a little. He's a runner. He's a track star. Like, he literally just took off and was just running around. I got super close to him. I'm talking, like, I put the apple in his mouth, but he didn't know how to take it out of my hand. So it Shows me he's never been hand fed before.
Alyssa
Yeah.
Bunny
So I dropped it on the ground, he ate it, and then he ran off. Well, as he's running off, I'm getting closer to him again to have another moment with him. This fucking lady that I guess just moved in across the way from us sees me in the backyard with this donkey and decides to scream over her fence, hi. Soon as she does that, I'm ruins all the traction I have with the donkey. And he fucking takes off.
Haley
No.
Bunny
And I'm like. I said hi. And she's like, we just moved in. And I'm like, yeah. And I just kept walking because I'm just like, I'm sorry. I'm going to throw up a hard boundary with you.
Alyssa
Yeah.
Bunny
If I'm in my yard, I listen. I am the nicest person. When you see me out, I will love on you. I will hug you, I'll high five you. I'll do whatever. But I've had a couple instances. Like this guy who does our laundry service. I changed the name on our laundry service so that he would not know who we were. Right.
Alyssa
Oh, I remember.
Bunny
This dude goes out of his way to ask me to donate money, which I don't have a problem doing, but I specifically changed my name on this laundry so that you would not ask us for things. And when he did that, I let him know how disrespectful it was. And it was for a. It was for. It was donation for a school that my daughter already goes to that we do things for anyways. But it's like. And then they're like. You know, people get really kind of defensive when you throw. When you throw up those boundaries, but it's like, you are coming to our home.
Alyssa
Yeah.
Bunny
You know, like, it's like. It's one thing if we are out. I don't. The minute I leave those gates, I'm all your guys'you, know? Like, I know that. I know that if I go to the grocery store or if I'm eating dinner or whatever, come up to me and say hi. If I'm at my house, do not.
Alyssa
Talk to me, me or my donkey.
Bunny
Literally. Especially when I'm with donkey. Especially when I'm with traumatized donkey.
Alyssa
You know, we're in therapy.
Bunny
Literally, we were having a freaking moment with apples. It was beautiful. And then you come and freaking scream over the fence lady. Like, go away.
Haley
That would piss me off.
Bunny
And listen, I. I'm probably gonna get some hate for that, but you guys would be the same way. Too.
Alyssa
Just imagine if you were at home and someone's like at your window being like, hey, yeah.
Haley
And you're like, exact thing.
Bunny
Yeah. It's just. It's not fair. It's like we. We need to. We deserve time to ourselves and our peaceful place. And my backyard, when I'm in those gates are my peaceful place. Don't make me build a wall around our house, cuz I will.
Haley
You will?
Bunny
Wait, I will.
Alyssa
She's like, I may have already looked.
Bunny
You know, remember those old dungeon doors? Those old dungeon doors where they have the slide and you look and then they close it.
Haley
They're about to have a moat.
Bunny
Literally.
Haley
They're about to have a mo.
Bunny
Literally. I swear I don't. And listen, my husband used to be. When we first, like, got together, he would go and meet all of the neighbors. And I've never been like that. Like, I think there's two different people in every relationship. There's one person who's very social and wants to be nice to everybody, and then there's one person who keeps to themselves. My husband used to go and meet all of the neighbors. He wanted to be all the neighbors friends. I mean, all the way up until about three years ago, he would want to hang out with all the neighbors. Now we don't want to know any of our neighbors around us. Except for the two that we have that are like up on the hill. We love them. They're amazing.
Haley
I feel like you always need at least one.
Bunny
And we do. Like, are the.
Alyssa
Our two girlfriends already chose them?
Bunny
Yeah, well, they're family, so it's like. And they have donkeys and they have animals. And then this one over here keeps watch of our house. Like, I love her to death, you know. The rest of them, like, love you guys, but don't talk to. Yeah, there's no reason for that.
Alyssa
Don't.
Bunny
There's no reason.
Haley
It gives me anxiety.
Bunny
Yeah, for sure.
Alyssa
Do you know any of your neighbors, Haley?
Haley
Yes.
Alyssa
Oh, you made friends?
Haley
Yeah, the people next to me. No, because I warned them that I was having a small get together. Small one.
Alyssa
Small.
Haley
Yeah.
Alyssa
Yeah, that was small.
Haley
They're really. They. The wife is really nice, though. And she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there. Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay. So they're really nice. It's a little family. And the daughter was obsessed with my, like, Halloween Decorations. And she told me that. And once I was, like, done with, like, Halloween decorations, I set them on their front porch, and I was like, here, your daughter can have these. And she's like, oh, my God, she's so excited. I have, like, one neighbor that, like, I can trust.
Alyssa
So happy you're not near the crackheads.
Haley
Yeah, crackheads. That was a whole.
Alyssa
That was interesting.
Haley
Rough time. That was rough time.
Alyssa
Rough.
Bunny
It's never easy living next to a crackhead, cuz that's a party of one. 24 7.
Haley
You know how many times my food would get delivered to their house, too? And I would just.
Bunny
Oh, just give it to them.
Haley
Not I just like. There you go.
Alyssa
Have a good dinner.
Haley
Yeah, it's on me not getting. I don't want it back.
Alyssa
Oh, God, thank you.
Bunny
All right, what do we got for Asel? Confess.
Alyssa
Today we got some good ones.
Bunny
Talk about it.
Alyssa
Go ahead.
Bunny
I got one. Hey, hold on. Oh, you always start. I'm starting this time. This is my show. All right, hold on. I got a good one. Because I think one of you guys are gonna steal it. Ready? Tell. Ava has a tell. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania. Did I take yours? Did anybody? Did I take anybody?
Haley
No, but I just love Amish.
Bunny
Am I on? Oh, wait, hold on. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania and own my farm and do custom work for them, like hauling animals, feed, or working farm ground. And the one farmer I was helping when my mom was still around told me that everyone called him One Ball Saw. And I was always like, why do people call him that? When I was finally old enough, she told me that he castrated himself, like what we do to cows with a bander. And his balls got infected and had to get the one removed, all because he was tired of having kids. Now you guys see why I wanted to go first?
Alyssa
Wait, so this man tied his balls off because he thought that would make him stop having kids?
Bunny
It got the infection from castrating went into his balls and he lost a ball. So he's literally just got one ball. One ball.
Haley
I mean, it's in the name.
Bunny
How.
Haley
Or you're just on drugs.
Bunny
Yeah, I mean, you can still have sex and not have kids. Wear a fucking rubber. Get a vasectomy.
Alyssa
Like, there's so don't they not believe in that?
Bunny
Amish people? Maybe they don't believe in that.
Alyssa
You said Amish people.
Bunny
Maybe they don't believe.
Alyssa
Yeah, because there's, like, certain religions that do not believe in protection. It's like God's will. Like, there's, you know, like, a lot of Catholics don't believe in protection.
Bunny
One ball, so. Oh, God. All right. That was my story.
Alyssa
That was a good one. That was a good one.
Bunny
I didn't want you guys to steal it.
Alyssa
Yeah, you got it.
Haley
Okay, you go.
Alyssa
No, you go ahead. Mine are voicemails.
Jelly Roll
Okay.
Bunny
All right.
Haley
Mine is also a tell. When I was 19, I worked in a bar that was a knockoff for Hooters. A fellow waitress just graduated high school and needed a place to stay, so I rented out an extra room that I had A boyfriend was younger and still in high school. He was 18 at the time. They had never hooked up, but had been together for a couple years. She ended up bringing a guy home from the bar one night, and the condom came off inside her. A few days later, her boyfriend came over, and I heard yelling in the other room. They were messing around, and he. He pulled this condom out of her, full of jizz. She ended up getting pregnant from that incident. Her friends took her to get an abortion that same day. That same day. She wanted to see the guy that got her pregnant, so she went to his house. Dude had the nerve to her in the ass the same day as she got an abortion. Since she couldn't have sex, she ended up moving back home, and we didn't stay in touch. I hope she's doing well. So there's that.
Bunny
We're just starting off with a bang.
Alyssa
Yeah, literally.
Bunny
Okay, so she was in a relationship. She cheated on him. The condom got stuck in her. She didn't smell that. I'm sorry, but your vagina will smell if a condom's left in there like that.
Haley
It's the fact that it was a few days later.
Bunny
That's what I'm saying. Her vagina.
Haley
Did the guy not be like, oh, where's the condom that I had on?
Bunny
I mean, they could have.
Haley
The guy definitely. The guy definitely probably knew, and he probably just didn't say anything still, like, I.
Bunny
You would smell that.
Alyssa
I have a horrible fear of, like, things being.
Haley
Getting stuck.
Alyssa
Like, stuck or left in there. I have this, like, awful. Tampa.
Haley
Yes.
Alyssa
I will, like, triple check and be like, I took it out, right? Like, okay. Like, I am so shoving my fingers.
Haley
Up, and they're like, is there any.
Alyssa
Anybody up here checking the oil?
Bunny
Anyone up here smelling your fingers doing the stress test?
Alyssa
No.
Bunny
No, but the fact that she went and got an abortion. What happened? The fact that she went and got an abortion and then gets in her ass like, you're still hurting. Down, bro.
Alyssa
How. Yeah, how did you let him do, like.
Bunny
Oh, that dude, anesthesia makes me very horny. Okay, you know what?
Alyssa
You're not wrong. You've told me before about having sex after procedures. Yeah, at one time, you had a.
Bunny
Oh, oh, I had a whole bbl and had my body redone and had sex. Something about anesthesia makes it worry.
Alyssa
Lips done. And then dot those lips.
Bunny
I've never told that story before.
Haley
What?
Bunny
It'll go viral if I sell it.
Haley
But, yeah, I want to hear.
Bunny
I had a labiaplasty done, which I've been very open about and I've talked about, and while it was healing. But we were, like, in our honeymoon stage, so we literally would just fuck all the time while I had stitches in very carefully. And he ripped one of the stitches in my pussy lip.
Alyssa
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Bunny
Yeah. Something about being a wounded bird is like, you know.
Alyssa
Is it?
Bunny
Yeah, you just feel so helpless. You just want to be loved on, you know? But, yeah, that girl sounded like she might have had a couple issues going on. She was very wild. Maybe she was young. Super young. Could have been, because I know I did some.
Haley
Probably 18, 19.
Bunny
Oh, yeah, I did some weird back in the day.
Alyssa
All right, you guys ready?
Bunny
All right, so, Mimi, you have a voicemail for us. So you guys know that if you don't want to write in your stuff on Patreon, you can also call this phone number that you can only get on Patreon to leave voicemails and let us hear your stuff. So go ahead.
Alyssa
This one is called.
Haley
I know which one.
Alyssa
I Grabbed my Horse's Dick.
Bunny
Oh, no.
Alyssa
Please press.
Caller
Hey, Bunny gang. So Bunny's donkey schlong video made me think of this. I grew up in the suburbs, but I married a cowboy rancher, so I'm learning about the ranch life every day. And one night, we came in late from a horse show, and it was cold, so we were blanketing up all the horses, and I was blanketed in this old gilding, and I reached down. It was dark. We didn't have the lights on in the barn, you know, So I reached down and grabbed reach for the belly strap to snap it. And when I did, I ended up, you know, grabbing a handful of something I didn't want in the Scream, I scrumped y'all. When I realized I didn't have a hold to that belly strap and the way that horse looked at me, I felt so bad I'd accidentally violated the poor bastard. Hell, I felt violated. And my husband come running in there. He said, what's wrong? What's wrong? I just grabbed his horse's dick and he was like, what? I was like, I guess he was just hanging out. And he was like, well, they do that when they're, you know, relaxed. And I was like, what the hell? So anyways, it was embarrassing and all that to say, make sure you've got lights on in the barn and make sure you always check before you reach and grab.
Bunny
Oh, man, I wish my donkey would let me get close enough to him.
Alyssa
That was my favorite voicemail we've ever gotten.
Haley
Great.
Bunny
That is so funny. I think I loved her voice accent more than anything.
Alyssa
How like, that whole situation was so good. Dude, man, could you imagine donkey?
Bunny
I was very shook the other day. I was like, where did this come from?
Alyssa
Imagine he's also a mini.
Haley
That light pole right there.
Bunny
Somebody said something about you have to pick beans out of their penises out of horse and. Yeah, go. Okay, hold on. Nope. Wait, I got a video.
Alyssa
No, you don't. No, you don't.
Bunny
Watch, Please, you have to watch this. I watched it.
Alyssa
I don't think I want to.
Bunny
Yes, please don't make me. You have to. I watch this. So apparently horses and dogs send it to me.
Alyssa
We're putting it on the tv.
Bunny
Get beans.
Alyssa
Turn the TV on.
Bunny
I will get beans in their penises. It's on the Instagram.
Haley
Of course. It's on your for you page.
Bunny
I don't know why.
Alyssa
Look.
Bunny
Did you find it?
Alyssa
No. It's.
Bunny
What?
Haley
The Vegas house.
Bunny
Why are we on.
Alyssa
Why are you on Google TV right now?
Bunny
Go click on that really quick.
Haley
It's the Vegas house, I think.
Bunny
Well, we definitely sold it for more than that.
Alyssa
Is this a show inside the cuff? What?
Bunny
Click on this house tour. What is this?
Haley
Oh, shit. I'd click on when I was younger.
Jelly Roll
Jelly Roll and Bunny Xo have offered sneak peeks of their stunning dream home located in Nashville, Tennessee, where they decided to settle down. Jelly was born and bred here, but his other half, Bunny, is actually a Las Vegas native, where it's also reported that they own a property. In 2023, the couple purchased their Nashville mansion and began to completely renovate.
Bunny
That's not a natural house tastes.
Jelly Roll
There is also home with soaring ceilings, walls of glass and stylish dark green walls in much of the main living areas. Out back, there's a huge swimming pool with inset spa and plenty of space. Jelly Roll, whose real name is Jason Deford and Bunnie Xo's love story began in 2015 when they met backstage at one of Jelly Roll's concerts in Las Vegas. Although Bunny, AKA Alyssa Deford, was dating someone else at the time, they kept in touch. And after her relationship ended, their connection turned romantic. Bunny offered Jelly Roll a place to stay when he came to Las Vegas to film a music video, and their relationship just took off from there. In 2016, Jelly Roll proposed to Bunny on stage during a concert, and the couple eloped that same night.
Bunny
Honey, my hair looks.
Jelly Roll
Later, in August 2020, they return to the same Las Vegas chapel where they originally married to renew their vows. Throughout their relationship, Bunny has taken on the role of stepmother to Jelly Roll's daughter, Bailey, creating a strong bond with her. Their journey, which Jelly Roll affectionately calls a white trash love story, is one full of love, spontaneity and deep connection. While Jelly Roll is now a super successful country singer, the couple was together.
Bunny
I don't know my eyes.
Jelly Roll
These days, Bunny is the owner of Dumb Blonde Productions and hosts the Dumb Blonde podcast, where her candid and often provocative conversations strike a chord with. As we google unconventional paths in life, her openness about her past gives her unique perspective and empathy for others as both of their careers continue to soar incredibly. Bless these.
Bunny
Thanks a lot.
Alyssa
Cute.
Bunny
That was cute. All right. I forgive you for showing the wrong house lady for all the sweet things you said.
Alyssa
What the. I made.
Bunny
Look at the. Look at. Look at. That's what comes out the rocks. Apparently it's built up. Schmegma.
Alyssa
Look at how many face.
Bunny
Who put the d. There's more. There's more videos like why this. Why this popped up on my Instagram reels, I have no idea.
Alyssa
Look at us.
Bunny
Look at us.
Alyssa
Would you look at us?
Bunny
Look at us. All right, since I started, I'll let you guys close out.
Alyssa
Cut the films. All right, thank you guys for tuning into another episode of I Still Confess. We will see you guys next week.
Bunny
Bye.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul"
Release Date: February 14, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO, Dumb Blonde Productions
The episode kicks off with the hosts, Bunnie, Alyssa, and Haley, celebrating a significant milestone in their podcast journey. Bunnie expresses immense pride in reaching the 20th episode of their segment, "Asshole Confessor," highlighting the growth and dedication of the team.
"Geez. Crazy proud of us." — Bunnie [04:04]
Their playful interaction sets a warm, relatable tone, engaging both returning listeners and newcomers.
Bunnie shares a heartfelt and humorous anecdote about her attempts to bond with her donkey. She describes a tender moment where she tries to feed the donkey an apple, only to have her efforts thwarted by a nosy neighbor who screams over the fence.
"If I'm in my yard, I listen. I am the nicest person. When you see me out, I will love on you. I will hug you, I'll high five you. I'll do whatever." — Bunnie [07:25]
This story underscores the importance of setting personal boundaries and maintaining one's peaceful sanctuary, especially when dealing with sensitive situations involving animals.
The hosts delve deeper into the challenges of maintaining personal space amidst intrusive neighbors. Bunnie recounts another incident involving a laundry service provider who repeatedly requests donations, leading her to assert firm boundaries.
"You are coming to our home. Do not make me build a wall around our house, cuz I will." — Bunnie [07:56]
Alyssa and Haley echo these sentiments, emphasizing the necessity of respecting personal boundaries to preserve mental well-being.
A pivotal moment in the episode is the introduction of the titular story, "The Legend of One Ball Saul." Bunnie narrates the tale of a neighbor who, in a misguided attempt to prevent having children, castrates himself. The procedure leads to a severe infection, resulting in the loss of one testicle. This incident earns him the nickname "One Ball Saul."
"He castrated himself, like what we do to cows with a bander. And his balls got infected and had to get the one removed, all because he was tired of having kids." — Bunnie [11:08]
The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the implications of such actions, touching on themes of personal choice, health, and societal pressures within Amish communities.
"Amish people? Maybe they don't believe in that." — Alyssa [12:27]
Another standout voicemail involves a humorous yet awkward incident where a caller accidentally grabs her horse's penis while trying to untangle a blanket in the dark barn. Her husband's baffled reaction adds to the comedic nature of the story.
"I wish my donkey would let me get close enough to him." — Bunny [18:18]
The host trio reacts with laughter and empathy, highlighting the unpredictable and often embarrassing moments that come with farm life.
Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse personal stories that offer deeper insights into their lives and relationships. Bunnie shares a poignant moment about her relationship with her husband, Jelly Roll, detailing how their differing social behaviors complement each other.
"I think there's two different people in every relationship. There's one person who's very social and wants to be nice to everybody, and then there's one person who keeps to themselves." — Bunnie [08:12]
This reflection provides listeners with a glimpse into the dynamics of balancing personal space and social engagement within a partnership.
Additionally, Bunnie opens up about her own experiences with intimate procedures and the vulnerabilities that come with them, fostering a sense of authenticity and connection with the audience.
"I've been having all the stuff. And he ripped one of the stitches in my pussy lip." — Bunnie [16:02]
The episode wraps up with the hosts sharing light-hearted moments, including a mishap involving a house tour video that inadvertently showcases their Nashville mansion. This blend of personal stories, humorous confessions, and genuine discussions exemplifies the podcast's mission to tackle real-life issues with humor and honesty.
"Look at us. Would you look at us." — Bunnie & Alyssa [22:41]
Bunnie concludes by thanking listeners and teasing future episodes, maintaining the engaging and relatable tone that defines the "Dumb Blonde" podcast.
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This episode of "Dumb Blonde" masterfully blends humor, personal growth, and candid conversations, making it a must-listen for those seeking both laughter and relatable life lessons.