Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast Summary: "Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy"

Release Date: May 30, 2025
Host: Mimi, Haley, and Jill from Dumb Blonde Productions

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Introduction

In the "Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy" episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, hosts Mimi, Haley, and Jill delve into a mix of heartfelt discussions and hilarious confessions. Skipping over the initial advertisements, the trio immediately engages with their Patreon community, showcasing the depth and diversity of content available to their dedicated listeners.

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1. The Dynamics of Friendship and Communication

The episode begins with Mimi addressing a Patreon question about conflicts within their tight-knit group. Jill asks, “Do you guys ever fight or get annoyed with each other? You all seem so tight. I love it.” ([01:50])

• Maintaining Harmony: Haley responds, “You would think that we get annoyed with each other more than we actually do. Yeah, we spend a lot of time together.” ([02:04]) Mimi adds, “Our whole dynamic in general... we're like family. No, we don't look at it like work. We're literally just family.” ([02:23])

• Effective Communication: The hosts emphasize their strength in communication. Mimi shares, “If there's an issue, I'll just be like, 'Mimi, this is how I'm feeling.' Mimi will tell me how she's feeling.” ([03:05]) Haley highlights Mimi’s improvement, saying, “You're great with your communication now.” ([03:17])

This segment underscores the importance of open dialogue in maintaining strong and harmonious relationships, portraying their friendship as a model of effective communication and mutual support.

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2. Women's Health Focus: The Hysterectomy Conversation

Transitioning to a more serious topic, Haley introduces a Patreon question about hysterectomies: “What are your thoughts on hysterectomy? I'm 42 and having one after getting my tubes. Is she gonna fall off?” ([03:51])

• Exploring Options: Mimi discusses alternatives to hysterectomy, mentioning, “You can get an ablation. Ablations are literally life-changing for their periods.” ([04:49]) She also introduces a newer medical option: “You can get a hysterectomy, but keep your ovaries so you don't go through menopause until it's time.” ([05:04])

• Personal Advocacy: Haley shares her contemplation of an ablation, inspired by a friend's positive experience: “I’ve been on the fence for several years... another option is ablation.” ([05:55])

• Encouraging Self-Advocacy: Mimi emphasizes the importance of advocating for one’s health needs: “We know our bodies and we know what we need to do. If you're ready for that step in your life... then do it.” ([05:08])

The hosts provide valuable insights into women’s health, offering practical advice and encouraging listeners to make informed decisions about their medical options.

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3. Hilarious Confessions: "Chicken Fried Steak" and "Little Dick Bob"

Adding levity to the episode, the hosts share amusing and awkward relationship stories submitted by their Patreon community.

• Chicken Fried Steak Incident: Jill recounts a humorous story where her fiancé was instantly turned off by her exclamation during intimacy: “I yelled out, chicken fried steak. And he was immediately turned off.” ([07:20]) This leads to a playful banter about unique relationship moments, highlighting the podcast’s signature blend of humor and real-life experiences.

• Little Dick Bob: Mimi shares an embarrassing encounter with a past boyfriend, describing, “He told me he was excited I let him do anal... I have never in my life seen a grown man's dick so small.” ([08:54]) Haley reacts humorously, “Oh, my gosh. How do you not feel something going your booty hole?” ([10:51])

These confessions not only entertain but also create a relatable space for listeners to laugh at the unpredictable moments in relationships.

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4. Foot Fetish Fun and Toes are Tangy

The conversation takes an unexpected turn into the realm of foot fetishes and the peculiar tastes of toes.

• Foot Fetish Discussions: Haley and Mimi engage in a light-hearted debate about foot fetishes. Jill shares an anecdote about a foot massage proposition gone hilariously wrong: “A guy wanted to give me a foot massage and cuddle with me... I don't cuddle.” ([12:27])

• Toes Taste Test: Mimi and Jill humorously discuss the taste of toes, with Mimi candidly admitting, “Toes have a weird taste. I've had a lot of toes in my mouth.” ([13:07]) This leads to playful interactions, including Mimi encouraging listeners to “taste the toe” ([13:17])

The segment showcases the hosts' ability to navigate quirky topics with humor and openness, making the conversation both entertaining and candid.

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5. Embarrassing Moments: Dog Turd in Ice Cream

Wrapping up the confessions, Jill shares a particularly cringe-worthy story about an unfortunate incident involving a dog turd in ice cream.

• The Confession: “In 2020, I moved in with my boyfriend... my boyfriend's friend's dog had taken a shit in the house... part of the turd ended up in her ice cream.” ([14:53])

• Reactions and Reflections: Mimi reacts with disbelief and amusement, while the hosts discuss the absurdity of the situation, highlighting how such moments, though embarrassing, become memorable stories that strengthen bonds and provide laughter.

This final confession encapsulates the podcast’s essence—transforming embarrassing and awkward experiences into shared laughter and camaraderie.

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Conclusion

The "Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy" episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast offers a delightful mix of sincere discussions and uproarious confessions. From navigating the complexities of friendships and women’s health to sharing hilariously awkward relationship stories, Mimi, Haley, and Jill create an engaging and relatable listening experience. Their ability to blend humor with heartfelt advice makes the podcast a must-listen for anyone looking to laugh, relate, and embrace the realness of life’s ups and downs.

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Notable Quotes

• Jill on Friendship: “Do you guys ever fight or get annoyed with each other? You all seem so tight. I love it.” ([01:50])

• Haley on Communication: “You would think that we get annoyed with each other more than we actually do.” ([02:04])

• Mimi on Women’s Health: “We know our bodies and we know what we need to do.” ([05:08])

• Jill’s Confession: “I have never in my life seen a grown man's dick so small.” ([08:54])

• Mimi on Toes: “Toes have a weird taste. I've had a lot of toes in my mouth.” ([13:07])

• Jill’s Embarrassing Story: “Part of the turd ended up in her ice cream.” ([14:53])

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For more engaging discussions and hilarious confessions, tune in to the next episode of Dumb Blonde!

Transcript

[Mimi]

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[Haley]

Ask.

[Mimi]

I Confess.

[Haley]

I ask to Confess.

[Mimi]

Hello, friends. Welcome to another Ask Tale. Confess. Hello.

[Haley]

Hi.

[Jill]

Hello.

[Mimi]

How's everybody doing? How you doing? Who are you doing?

[Jill]

Doing good.

[Mimi]

We're doing good. All right, let's get into it. I feel like we need to spend the entire time reading some Ask, Tell, and confesses.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Yeah. It's been a minute since we've actually, like, filled up an episode with all of our Patreons.

[Haley]

Yeah, I found some good ones. Some good ones, guys.

[Mimi]

All right, I'm gonna kick it off. All right, I'm gonna kick it off because mine's short and sweet. Jill is asking, do you guys ever fight or get annoyed with each other? You all. You all seem so tight. I love it.

[Haley]

You know, you would think that we get annoyed with each other more than we actually do. Yeah, we spend a lot of time together.

[Mimi]

A lot.

[Haley]

And I see other friend groups, like, always bickering and stuff. We're actually really chill guys, literally only.

[Jill]

In, like, high stress, like, scenarios, like, but it's only like it's used.

[Mimi]

You'll freak out, and then we'll have to be like, haley, calm down. Yeah, you guys freak out with each other, but I think, like, our whole dynamic in general, like, we are just like, I don't know, we're like family. No, we don't look at it like work. We don't look at it as like, we're forced to be with each Other, like, it's literally just family.

[Haley]

Yeah, I swear. That's exactly it. I do. I snap easily when I'm in high stress or if I'm focusing.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

But that's also just like me not liking being disturbed kind of thing. And I'll snap at her and be like, haley, stop.

[Mimi]

Yeah. And I'll just be like, anybody want to order food? Yeah.

[Haley]

Literally.

[Mimi]

But, yeah, no, we don't fight. I think, like, if there. We communicate, we over communicate.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Mimi]

So, like, if there's an issue, I'll just be like, mimi, this is how I'm feeling. Mimi will tell me how she's feeling. Haley, it's. It took Haley a minute to communicate, but now she communicates all the time, which we love.

[Haley]

You're great with your communication now.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Jill]

Thank you.

[Mimi]

So good. She's like a puppy. We had a trainer.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Yeah. I love it.

[Haley]

Literally, you. For those of you that can't see the camera right now, there's a puppy on the couch.

[Mimi]

Mooney is on the couch.

[Jill]

What happened this episode? You freaking. Okay.

[Haley]

Make you eat, girl.

[Mimi]

You guys will find out all about cakes and the new podcast that's dropping on Monday. So stay tuned for that. Find out your story, figure out what's going on.

[Haley]

It's so funny.

[Mimi]

But yeah. So I think we all get along. All right, go ahead. Who's next?

[Haley]

All right, I'm next.

[Jill]

I'm gonna.

[Haley]

Hold on. I got it. All right. It says. This one says, what are your thoughts on hysterectomy? I know this week. Oh, did you? Because this week on the podcast, we talk a lot about women's health, and I thought this was a great question, so I said, what's your thoughts on a hysterectomy? I'm 42 and having one after getting my tubes. Is she gonna fall off?

[Jill]

I'm scared.

[Haley]

Okay. Tubes tied years ago and having the worst periods ever. No medical reason per se, but mom had one young due to issues. And I'm curious what other women think about this. I've been on the fence for several years. So you're saying that, like, her mom had gotten a hysterectomy, so she's feeling like maybe she should just go ahead and do it, Which I feel like there are other options other than the hysterectomy. Like, you can get an ablation. That's another thing. You know, I hear a lot of women that say ablations are literally life changing for their periods. Then you don't have to go through the whole menopause Thing. And we talk about that this week.

[Mimi]

Well, there's also this new thing that you get, which is what I begged my doctor to give me was, and she told me no, I was too young, is you can get a hysterectomy, but keep your ovaries so you don't go through the menopause until it's time to go through the menopause.

[Haley]

Really?

[Mimi]

So, yeah, I think.

[Haley]

I think I just take uterus and tubes.

[Mimi]

Yep. So I think whatever you want to do for your body, you need to advocate for. You guys will learn in this podcast coming up on Monday. Like, I've had to really advocate for myself, medically and women. We know our bodies and we know what we need to do. We know absolutely, you know, how we're feeling. And I just feel like if you're ready for that step in your life and you're okay with, you know, never having babies again, then do it.

[Haley]

I don't think there's any research like, Like, I didn't know about keeping the ovaries. Also, like the ablations. There's options.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Like, if you want to get a full hysterectomy, too, just make sure you get on hrt. Make sure that, you know, so whenever you do have to hit that menopausal hormonal, it's a little bit easier.

[Haley]

I've actually thought about getting an ablation just because I don't want to have my period anymore and I'm not going to have any kids. So it's like, why not? A friend of mine had it done. She said it was literally life changing for her that, like, she hasn't had a period. And I think she said like three years now. And the first period was a little rough, but three years, no period. And she didn't have to go through the surgeries and like, the ovaries, all that kind of stuff, because, you know, I'm scared only because something's messed up in there. Yeah. And I found that out during my C section. And she said, if you have a cyst burst, it can actually, like, close off a tube or attach your tube to your uterus. And I think that's what happened to me. Remember I was telling you guys, the doctor couldn't find my tube when they went to go remove it. I think it was like a cyst burst, that scar tissue, the tube to my uterus.

[Mimi]

I believe it. My whole is up down there, so.

[Haley]

And that could happen to you, too.

[Mimi]

Yeah, no, I get it. It's everybody's. I. I Just feel bad for us girlies that have such up uteruses, dude. Like, it is not fair. Women who have good uteruses. You guys are so lucky.

[Haley]

So lucky.

[Mimi]

So lucky. But yeah, do whatever makes your heart set on fire, baby. Like that. If you want to do that, go do it. Don't let anybody else. Jade, your decision because, yeah, they feel like ethically right or, you know, a doctor's telling you that you can't do it.

[Haley]

So go ahead, Haley.

[Jill]

Mine's a completely different direction.

[Mimi]

Oh, I'm sure it's pretty. Which one is it? Yeah, which one is it?

[Jill]

No, this is from Ashley. She has a tell. She said, In 2020, I moved in with my boyfriend, who's now my fiance. One day we were going at it in bed and I had finished, so I yelled out, chicken fried stick. Chicken fried steak. And he was immediately turned off. So then. So funny. It's something I would do. He was immediately turned off. So then I turned on a movie, then went to sleep. Later that night, I feel something hitting my nose. I wake up to him trying to put his dick in my nose. I said, what are you doing? He said, I was just bored. And then we laughed. To this day, our friend. Our friends say, if she didn't leave you for that, you must be the one. Oh, fucking random.

[Haley]

That is like a new relationship right there. That's why you resonated with that story.

[Mimi]

Just wondering why she came and thought of chicken fried steak. Like, what in the.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Mimi]

Chicken fried steak sounds fucking fire.

[Jill]

I know.

[Mimi]

Should we go to Waffle House after this? Please? I'm ready. I've had a rough day. I need some waffles.

[Jill]

I mean, I think all of our.

[Haley]

Crash outs deserve bro chicken fried steak.

[Mimi]

I'm down for a Waffle House run.

[Jill]

I mean, let's go.

[Mimi]

What the hell?

[Jill]

Let's go.

[Mimi]

You guys will get to hear about all of our crash outs on the podcast on Monday. Everybody's going to be like, I can't wait till Monday.

[Haley]

This is so funny. We really let it go on this podcast.

[Mimi]

Oh, no, it was. It's a. It's a doozy, let me tell you. So this one's pretty funny. Okay, I have a confess. Oh, but please keep my name secret. Bleep her name out. Okay. So I was in my 20s and dating this guy. We will call him Bob. I was really into him and we had been dating for a bit. So we finally move furniture. Up to this point, we only kissed. What in the hell? I've Never heard move furniture sex being called.

[Haley]

Oh, my gosh. I didn't get it. I thought they moved in together.

[Mimi]

Me too. That's hilarious.

[Haley]

I'm using that from now on. We're out here moving furniture.

[Mimi]

Yeah, go tell the kids. What are you guys doing? Moving furniture.

[Haley]

Told the fold laundry.

[Mimi]

So we are getting hot and heavy now he puts the condom on and it was dark in the room, so I couldn't see much. Next thing you know, he is going to town. Flipped me over and was going at it doggy style. I was kind of freaked out because I couldn't feel anything. I asked him if he was in and he just gave this wimpy moan sound. So I just kept going with it even though I now have the ick from him. He finally finished and told me he was so excited I let him do anal. I was horrified at this because one, he would even try without asking. I had tried with other partners in the past and it was huge. So it was a huge no go. Two, I never felt a thing. What the hell? I was freaked out and now not only do I got to finish myself off, he went in the exit only. So now he's cleaning himself up and I saw his dick. Oh. Or what he called a dick. I have never in my life seen a grown man's dick so small. It was itty bitty. I gasped and couldn't keep from laughing at it. He wanted to know what I was laughing at and that made it worse. He got pissed and left, which made me laugh even more. The only size condom I could think that would ever fit is a finger condom. It needless to say, I never heard from little Dick Bob again.

[Haley]

Little Dick Bob. Oh, my gosh. How do you not feel something going your booty hole?

[Mimi]

Okay. I mean, it had to have been little micro.

[Haley]

I mean, definite micro penis. Hold on.

[Jill]

Have we read that one before? That sounded familiar.

[Haley]

I've never heard that one.

[Jill]

I remember little Dick Bob.

[Haley]

There's been a lot of little dicks on.

[Jill]

Maybe it's just a lot of dick.

[Mimi]

Yeah, a lot. A lot of little dicks.

[Haley]

A lot of little dick. All right.

[Mimi]

You'd be surprised how many little dicks dicks there are out there in the world.

[Jill]

That's crazy. I haven't. I run into them yet.

[Mimi]

That's why you're a size queen, because you get big dicks all the time.

[Haley]

Okay, break it down for me. What happens? Dude opens up and it's like that big.

[Mimi]

Are you gonna turn him away and tell him no or you're gonna flick.

[Haley]

It like a belly bean.

[Mimi]

Are you gonna lick it? Like, sing into it like a microphone?

[Jill]

See, this is why you got to see it before.

[Haley]

Excuse me.

[Mimi]

Make them send you a dick pic.

[Jill]

That's why you need. Yeah, but, like, what if you're coming.

[Haley]

Home from the bar or something?

[Jill]

Like, you feel them up at the bar.

[Haley]

You're just feeling dicks in bars, Haley.

[Jill]

I mean, not this Haley. Old Haley.

[Mimi]

Yeah, but also, like, listen, I would feel a dick in the bar, too, but old. Old Bunny for sure.

[Jill]

Like, if I was dancing up on him and I could, like, feel, you know, whatever, then I know if I.

[Haley]

Don'T feel anything, she's just throwing it back.

[Jill]

You guys would love old hair.

[Mimi]

Toss it back, Tommy.

[Jill]

Now, I had a guy at the bar ask me to. He wanted to come over, give me a foot massage, and cuddle with me the other night, literally two nights ago. And I was like, I don't cuddle.

[Mimi]

I'll take the foot massage.

[Jill]

Him on red.

[Mimi]

I'll take the foot massage, but I'm not cuddling.

[Jill]

I was like, I'm.

[Haley]

No, not the foot massage. We were talking about foot fetishes today, and Jason laughed. He's like, man, I kind of wish I had a foot fetish. I said, why? He's like, because girls don't walk around with their titties out all the time. He's like, but those feet be everywhere. He's like, it'd kind of be just a turnout. I'd be looking at toes all day long.

[Mimi]

Has a foot fetish. Weird. Yeah, he loves toes.

[Haley]

My feet were up today, and Jason was sitting next to it, and he jokingly went to go lick it, and I tapped his tongue with my big toe.

[Jill]

He freaked the out.

[Haley]

He freaked out.

[Mimi]

I'm not a toe person. I don't like them, and they taste weird. I've had a lot of toes in my mouth.

[Haley]

What?

[Mimi]

Yeah, toes have a weird taste.

[Jill]

I've never put someone's toe taste a toe.

[Mimi]

I need everybody.

[Haley]

Would you put my toe in your mouth right now?

[Mimi]

I need everybody at home to taste the toe.

[Jill]

No.

[Mimi]

A little toe taste never hurt nobody. Okay?

[Jill]

I'm starting to care.

[Haley]

What do they taste like?

[Jill]

Vitamins with water.

[Haley]

Tangy.

[Mimi]

They're tangy.

[Haley]

Tastes like.

[Mimi]

Ew. Yeah, they. It's just that part of the skin. They're just tangy. They're weird. I don't like them. I've licked a lot of toes.

[Jill]

Tangy toes.

[Mimi]

Surprisingly, I don't know how I have. It's Crazy.

[Jill]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Yeah. I mean, you get freaky when you're doing stuff.

[Jill]

Do you do.

[Mimi]

You're riding a dude backwards and you just lean over and lick his toe, too? He goes crazy.

[Jill]

How do you reach his toe from that position?

[Mimi]

Listen. Well, sometimes, yeah, sometimes they'll curl their legs in while you're riding them and you can just kind of just lean over or.

[Jill]

I'm trying to hold on for dear life. My fucking legs hurt, bro. I'm looking up, trying to see when this is gonna end.

[Mimi]

Not me. I'm fucking getting it. Let's go, baby.

[Jill]

I would be too ticklish. I'd be like. He. I would just go soft immediately. Make a fart.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Mimi]

The burp. The question mark part. Like.

[Haley]

Good God. That was.

[Jill]

This one's going to town over here.

[Mimi]

All right, you want to read one more, you guys, and then we'll skedaddle because this one's got a. Yeah, I.

[Jill]

Got a good one.

[Haley]

Oh, good.

[Mimi]

Go ahead, go ahead.

[Jill]

Secret in the ice cream.

[Mimi]

Oh. Ready for this?

[Jill]

This is a 20 year confession.

[Mimi]

Oh, God.

[Jill]

He said, when I was about 19, me and my first boyfriend and my friend were at my boyfriend's friend's house. She had been smoking weed and had the munchies and wanted ice cream. My boyfriend and his friend thought she was annoying. Well, the friends. The friend's dog had taken a shit in the house. He has a tiny dog, so it was a tiny turd. Let's just say part of the turd ended up in her ice cream. And I had no clue until after the fact. I was so mad and still feel guilty to this day, but I have never told her.

[Mimi]

Why did the turd end up in our ice cream? What the fuck? She's so offended right now how you got to tell that story. But leave out why the turd was in the ice cream.

[Haley]

She was annoying. They said.

[Jill]

They said she was annoying, so they put a dog turd in her ice cream. Wait, I need no more on this.

[Mimi]

What was she. Yeah, was it BlackBerry? Like. No, there was a fucking, like.

[Haley]

Why is there, like, crumbled graham crackers in my ice. Mint chocolate.

[Jill]

Why is there corn in my chocolate ice cream?

[Mimi]

Oh, God. Was it a crispy turd? I can't. I could not.

[Haley]

Oh, yes, ma' am. Calm down.

[Mimi]

Don't let her down. She's gonna pee. He caught her. All right, we got to get out of here. This dog is going crazy. Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye.

[Haley]

Bye.