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Bunny
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C
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Bunny
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C
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Bunny
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C
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Bunny
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C
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Bunny
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C
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Bunny
Hey, guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why and the hell are you not on Patreon?
C
I don't think you guys even realize.
Bunny
How much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you.
C
We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D Fords. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding.
Bunny
And not to mention, we have the.
C
Visuals of the podcast.
Bunny
Head over to www.patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast. Ask, Tell, Confetti. Ask tell, Confess.
D
I Ask, tell, Confess.
Bunny
You guys kick it off today. I did one. That was smashing. Last one.
D
Okay, welcome back to another episode of Ask.
Bunny
Joshi is so unamused.
D
Zoom in.
Bunny
Hello, guys. We're back. Same outfit, different subject matter. We're just in here banging out content for the end of the year, getting ready for this New Year's Eve bash.
D
Baby, you've already done it by now.
Bunny
Well, we've already done the New Year's Eve bash by now, and it was spectacular. I'm just gonna manifest it, and it's gonna be awesome. And I introduced my husband with Bert Kreischer.
D
It was really cool.
Bunny
I got to interview a bunch of hot celebs.
D
I didn't expect him to be the one who's hosting with you.
Bunny
I love Bert.
D
I think that's great. What a sloth.
Bunny
I think we'll play off of each other.
D
You and Burt together.
E
Gonna be funny.
D
So funny. I can't wait till we sit down and have a podcast with Bertie boy. I want him just shirtless the whole podcast.
Bunny
I want him in a Speedo.
D
Oh, done.
Bunny
Just letting his man meet, hang out.
D
I'm. I bet he would.
E
He would.
Bunny
Would totally do it. But I Want him to change into it on camera?
D
Just those rip away pants before it starts.
Bunny
Yep. And I just want him to sit there with his little legs crossed and just hang out.
D
Love, Bert.
Bunny
We're manifesting this for 20, 25, actually. We're going to tell you about this clip when we see you on New Year's Eve.
D
Yeah, we're going to just show it to you.
Bunny
All right, who wants to kick it off? Let's go, let's go, let's go.
D
I do.
E
Always do.
D
I know this one who said it.
Bunny
So hatefully, who said, you always kick it off. And I'm like, I know I get good ones.
D
I get deep in there, you know.
E
I know you have a good one.
D
When you're like, I'll kick it off.
E
Yeah.
Bunny
She always offers herself.
D
This is like my worst nightmare. So, I don't know worse, but it's up there with, like, some of the worst. She was on a flight from Dubai and she had a window seat. The middle was empty, the aisle was occupied. So imagine this window. I'm on the plane, middle in there. She fell asleep and woke up with her tray table down. And the man's who's sitting on the aisle seat has his feet on her tray table now. She said the two Aussies behind were just laughing their heads up. When she woke up to go pee and came back, he tried to do it again. So she's awake at this point. Bare feet.
Bunny
Oh, hell no.
D
On this woman's tray table.
E
Who has the audacity?
D
Audacity.
Bunny
He did. Audacity was handed out freely that day. What?
D
And imagine she fell asleep with the tray table up. So he had to have reached over.
Bunny
What was it?
D
And just. What?
Bunny
Yeah.
D
Who does that? Oh, yeah. Excuse me, I'm just gonna.
Bunny
And how hard was she sleeping? Dude? Yeah, he could have grabbed a titty on the way back to his seat.
D
You know, never thought about that.
Bunny
You know, like, take it with him, bro.
D
I haven't won.
E
I can feel something's close to my face when I'm asleep.
Bunny
It's rude. And she was way too nice about it. I'd have woke up and been like, get your stank ass, crooked ass toenails off my lap right now.
E
Crazy.
Bunny
No, that's not crazy. That's nuts. You know, what if he had like a foot fetish and he's just taking pictures of her asleep with his feet next to her.
D
What if he put her his toe in her mouth?
Bunny
Totally.
D
If you're falling asleep with your mouth.
Bunny
If a dude Can. I'm sorry, but I'm such a light sleeper. There's no way you're opening my tray in front of me and I'm not feeling that it comes down to your lap.
D
Yeah, it's right there. I mean, this is also like international flying, so like, you know, it could have been like one of the larger like ones, but still like, that's a, like commotion in front of you.
Bunny
Yeah.
D
No.
Bunny
Yeah. Well, don't fall asleep that deeply on a plane.
D
Awful that.
Bunny
When was the last time you needed.
C
To go to a doctor but you.
Bunny
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Bunny
See site for details Unless you're surrounded by people that love you.
D
Yeah, we do.
E
I'm gonna take this in a different direction.
Bunny
Okay. All right.
E
So this one they had to keep in the messages, so we're Gonna keep it a non. Last week I spent three days playing detective because my son in college decided to invite some chick over that he matched with on Tinder. Needless to say, he woke up the next morning and found his car phone and Nike dunks were stolen and she was gone. He had to call me four hours away and tell me this. So mama got to work. I found the phone in a phone ATM in Walma an hour away. And the next day got a call from a police officer on the side of the highway in Arkansas with this chick at gunpoint asking if the car was still stolen and asking me what the story was. Asked me for a description and the only thing I had for sure was the damn Nike dunks description. The was wearing them. Son also told me she was.
Bunny
How big were her feet? How small were his feet? I could have been either way.
E
Could either way. Son also told me she was talking in an Australian accent all night. So I told the cop that and he laughed.
D
What?
Bunny
Listen, man, be tripping.
D
What a good scheme though. You get literally invited into someone like that person invites you into their home if you're like a criminal.
E
That scares me.
Bunny
That's why you going to steal a car though. That's like, come on.
D
He's right there while he's asleep.
Bunny
I know, but it's registered to somebody else. How far do you think? Yeah, how do you do you think?
D
Like a tweaker's dream.
Bunny
Yeah, they had to been on drugs, right?
D
And she's talking in a fake Australian accent, like.
Bunny
Yeah, she's on her Britney Spears right now.
E
Damn.
Bunny
British. British.
E
Damn, that sucks.
D
Yeah, that's something from you that you've invited in your house. Who?
E
Yes, actually a guy I was talking to for sure. Stole stuff. He was like an ex football player. Not like high info, you know, whatever. And I like went to the bathroom and I come back and I like, he's like going through all my drawers in the kitchen. Like, I literally caught him like going through all my drawers. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, I just like to see what people have. And he was like, I'm just nosy. Whatever. I didn't think of anything of it. And then like he even went through my. He even opened my closet upstairs. I was like, can you stop? Because I'm the type of person, I'm cleaning up 10 minutes before you come over. So everything's in one spot. Yeah, it was all in my closet. I was like, can we not open?
Bunny
That would have weirded me me out so bad. I would have been like, you need to leave. It's almost like he's casing the joint.
E
It wasn't like the first time I had hung out with him or met him either. So, like, I didn't think it was weird. It was the first time he was over at my house and then everything was fine, whatever. And then I had noticed. I know I had a hundred dollar bill in my purse and for the longest time, I could never find it. And then I go on Scoop Nashville, which rip, but I go on Scoop Nashville.
Bunny
I can't believe that dude died.
D
Can't either.
E
Crazy. And I'm just. This was like, maybe like a year later. I'm just scrolling to see if I know anyone. I see a picture of him and he is in there on theft from stealing over 500 from a woman.
Bunny
Those.
E
Karma came to him and I forgot he asked me to, like, send him something to, like, an address on Amazon. So I still have, like, his address on file. And he never paid me back for it. It was like football stuff, and he never paid me back for it. It's okay. Karma got him.
Bunny
God, man, these dudes, these females. This is. It's wild. It's like the wild, wild west out there.
D
We say this all the time. We would never be able to date in this era, you guys.
E
It's awful.
Bunny
I would be the one stealing Nike dunks and cars.
D
I mean, speaking in a fake accident.
Bunny
Yeah, literally. I would totally do it, Robin Hood. Totally do it. In a heartbeat.
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Bunny
All right, this one is from Channing. I like that name. I once was a server at this restaurant owned by a couple. And we would sometimes find the wife's panties in the prep kitchen, kind of tucked away, but mostly just like they were thrown off and forgot about. Turns out they were banging where everyone's burgers and fries were prepared.
D
No, I am.
Bunny
I feel that doesn't find anything wrong with that. Just sanitize the out of it. If they owned it, that was hot. They were probably playing like chef.
E
As long as he wasn't busting in like the man.
Bunny
Yeah, as long as it wasn't something like that. But I mean, wipe the counter off. It's cheeks, you know. Would you rather a roach?
D
No.
Bunny
Or some butter? I don't know.
D
I eat at Waffle House, so I don't know why I'm being judgmental.
Bunny
Yeah. Butthole juice or a roach. Which one is it?
D
We filmed a tick tock. And which one would you.
E
Oh, we were getting off. Buttholes, I'm talking about.
Bunny
Listen, cheeks are roaches.
E
I don't know exactly.
Bunny
Cheeks all day. Because you could just get 409 and spray the countertop off.
C
Roaches, man.
Bunny
Eggs, legs and wings.
D
No.
E
Yes. But what if the butthole juice has like a disease?
Bunny
Like, what if he's got something you're gonna sanitize cook? Are they not cleaning the stove or the lid? They weren't on the actual fryer. You know, they were probably. She's probably bent over, like on a. On a, you know, countertop table or something hot. Somebody bang me in the back of a restaurant. I'm ready. I'll leave my panties there. It'll be like a scavenger hunt. You guys can go find them.
D
When we filmed our Waffle House video the other day, we went behind the, like, the counter to film. And the lady goes, hold on, let me sweep up real fast. We said, no, no, it's the aesthetic.
E
Ye.
Bunny
I swear, dude, that made it in the news. The waffle thing. I got scared because I had never known that there was a big Waffle House thing on TikTok. Did you guys know about it?
E
What? Waffle House.
Bunny
There was a girl who filmed for lotto for her. Her. Her song Brokey. She filmed it didn't even do anything bad. The video.
D
It was a trend.
Bunny
Yeah. Waffle House fired her over there.
D
Yeah.
Bunny
So I need to know if these employees are still hired at Waffle House. Because if I got your own, I'll.
D
Hit him up on their cash app Transition. Yeah, yeah. Because Jay went in right after us a couple hours, and he also, like, you guys didn't film or anything?
E
I told him we should. We should stitch your video, but he's like, oh, that's funny. And then we just left.
Bunny
Yeah, no, he's not gonna. Jay is so off the Internet right now, he does not even care.
D
Literally.
Bunny
He's living his best life.
D
He threw his phone off the bridge.
E
No, no.
Bunny
Different night.
E
No, it was after his birthday.
Bunny
No, he's. Jay is like, I don' Know if my husband's gonna ever get another phone again at this point.
D
He's so happy with his old flip phone.
Bunny
He is, like, in his own little world. Doesn't care. I try to tell him. I tell him, like, I'll give him a rundown of, like, what's going on online just so he knows, and he's just like, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. He's like. He's like, I know who I am. You know who you are, and God, that's so good.
D
What a good statement.
Bunny
No, he's great.
D
I like it.
Bunny
He's in. I think he's the strongest mentally and physically that he's been in a really long time.
E
Good.
D
True. His transformation. You've been posting a couple throwbacks lately, and I'm crazy because we've seen it happen so slow and it's fast, but, like, we were with him so much that we don't notice as much. And, like, he'll walk in the room after not seeing him for a week, and I'm like, damn, bro.
E
Like, where'd you go?
D
Where are you going?
Bunny
He looks tight. So whenever we first got together, and not first, but it was like two years after we got together, 2018, he slimmed down a lot and got to, I believe, 280. And he looked bigger than. Than he does now. And he's still, you know, quite a ways away from that, but he's so tiny.
D
But wasn't. He wasn't sober then, though.
Bunny
No, he wasn't.
D
Yeah. So it's like, I feel like that makes a difference versus now. He. He eats so clean.
Bunny
So clean.
D
And he, like, doesn't do anything crazy. So it's like, you know, I feel like those make differences because even in my weight loss, I look back to what I looked like at this same weight, and I don't feel like I look any. Anywhere close to the same.
Bunny
Yeah. No, it's crazy. We're proud of old Rumpelsaurus.
D
Rumpelsaurus.
Bunny
Yeah.
D
All right, next one. Yeah. This is a confess.
Bunny
Okay, bye.
D
What?
Bunny
Bye.
D
I live in Utah and used to cut hair near a country club where we often had wealthy older gentlemen as clients. We already know where this is going.
Bunny
All right, who do we whack off and how much?
D
One day, a client asked me out on a date, and I later found out he was a sugar daddy.
Bunny
Yeah.
D
We went on a few dates and we ended up in the shower together. First time naked together. I was washing my hair and turned around facing him, and my hip must have grazed his member.
E
Not the member.
D
He hunched over, slipped, took both of us down to the shower floor while I laid there face to face as he uncontrollably finished.
Bunny
Sugar daddies are so weird. There's always. There's a reason why they're sugar daddies.
E
So I thought that was going.
D
So what's even better is the girls on Patreon continued that conversation with that person in the comments and was like, I could not imagine laying wet and slippery next to him as he's finishing.
E
That happened one time when I was just unbuttoning a guy's pants.
Bunny
What?
E
It was like three years of built up, like, tension. All we did was make out. I literally unbuttoned his pants and he finished.
D
Damn.
Bunny
Did he at least make up for it?
E
No.
Bunny
Oh, no, he did.
E
He did eventually, very well. But I think he was too embarrassed. He had to, like, leave right after.
D
Oh, he, like, I gotta go.
E
Oh, yeah. I mean, I would too.
D
I mean, I. I don't know. I feel like I would be like, oh, my bad. But let me.
Bunny
Why don't you just whack off before you go over to a girl's house, Go in the bathroom and twiddle the twack dude. And then, you know.
D
Yeah. So pre game.
Bunny
Little, Little. Pre. Little, little preparing Haley. Haley's that hot that she set him off.
E
This is like 2017, Haley.
Bunny
Somebody wants a backstory on the Inhos We Trust.
D
Oh, what a good question.
Bunny
Do you remember where it originated from?
D
I think we just said it one day.
Bunny
Yeah. I think it literally. I think in Hoes We Trust is literally just like, I used to be a hoe.
D
Yeah.
Bunny
And I think I said in a podcast one day, like, you know, hoes and girls that are working girls and in the sex industry are some of the most down chicks that I've ever met.
D
Yeah.
Bunny
Like, they're loyal and they're not all of them. But the majority of the ones that I've grown up with and I've been lucky to have on my journey have been amazing. And I was just like in Hoes We Trust. Yeah.
D
I tend to like you and I, if you come up with a T shirt idea, I'm really good about just opening my notes and like, like, yeah, putting them in there so that when time comes for creative meetings and stuff, it's like, oh, these are all the stains you've said over like the last month, you know, and like that because those most everything that's on shirts are things that we've caught you saying. Like, yeah, you know, like the namaste ones and like the like all your cowboy. Literally it's something that is your personality. Coming out in March.
Bunny
Yeah. Speaking of, we have all new merch coming out, we have a whole new website coming. We have a bunch of stuff for 2025. So prepare yourself, get ready because we.
D
Are going to clear out every bit of our old stock. So if there's something you've been eyeing but might not have been able to afford, it's all going on sale. We're going to clear out the warehouse. Like it's. Everything's going and when it's gone, it's never going to come back. And a brand new website is coming.
Bunny
Yep. Can't wait. Babies love you. By the time you guys see this is going to be 2025. So we hope you guys have the Most amazing, happiest 2025. Make sure you make your vision boards, set those intentions and just everybody, let's live long and prosper like Spock says.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Tray Table Toes"
Release Date: January 10, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of the "Dumb Blonde" podcast, hosted by Bunnie XO, listeners are treated to a blend of humor, real-life confessions, and engaging discussions. Titled "Ask, Tell, Confess: Tray Table Toes," the episode delves into a variety of entertaining and relatable stories submitted by listeners, all while highlighting the podcast's vibrant community and upcoming projects.
1. Patreon Promotion
Early in the episode, Bunnie emphasizes the extensive content available on their Patreon page, urging listeners to join and support the show.
Bunnie [02:52]: "I want to know why and the hell are you not on Patreon?"
Highlights:
2. New Year's Eve and Collaboration with Bert Kreischer
Bunnie shares exciting news about their recent New Year's Eve bash and teases a potential collaboration with comedian Bert Kreischer.
Bunnie [04:29]: "So funny. I can't wait till we sit down and have a podcast with Bertie boy. I want him just shirtless the whole podcast."
Highlights:
3. Listener Stories and Confessions
The core of the episode revolves around listeners' confessions, each bringing a mix of humor, shock, and relatability.
a. Tray Table Toes on an Airplane
A listener recounts an uncomfortable experience during a flight where a fellow passenger placed his feet on her tray table.
Bunnie [07:00]: "And how hard was she sleeping? Dude?"
Highlights:
b. Car Theft by Son's Tinder Date
A dramatic tale unfolds as a listener's son dates someone who ends up stealing his car and belongings.
E [10:54]: "Could either way. Son also told me she was talking in an Australian accent all night."
Highlights:
c. Restaurant Panties Story
A former server shares a bizarre incident involving discovering a co-owner's discarded panties in the kitchen.
Bunnie [15:01]: "Turns out they were banging where everyone's burgers and fries were prepared."
Highlights:
d. Waffle House Filming Incident
An amusing account of filming a TikTok video behind the counter at Waffle House, leading to unexpected attention and interactions with management.
Bunnie [16:41]: "There was a girl who filmed for lotto for her. Her song Brokey. She filmed it didn't even do anything bad. The video."
Highlights:
e. Sugar Daddy Shower Mishap
A confession details an awkward encounter with a sugar daddy during a shower session, leading to an unexpected finish.
D [19:05]: "What?"
Bunnie [19:06]: "Bye."
D [19:07]: "I live in Utah and used to cut hair near a country club where we often had wealthy older gentlemen as clients."
Highlights:
4. Merch and Future Plans
Towards the end of the episode, Bunnie and the team share exciting news about upcoming merchandise and website updates for 2025.
Bunnie [21:33]: "Speaking of, we have all new merch coming out, we have a whole new website coming. We have a bunch of stuff for 2025."
Highlights:
Conclusion
"Ask, Tell, Confess: Tray Table Toes" delivers a hearty mix of laughter, shared vulnerabilities, and community spirit. Bunnie XO and the Dumb Blonde Productions team successfully create an environment where listeners feel connected, entertained, and eager to participate. With upcoming projects and continuous engagement through Patreon, the podcast reinforces its position as a go-to destination for comedy, trending topics, and lifestyle discussions.
Notable Quotes:
Join Bunnie XO and the Dumb Blonde community for more hilarious discussions, real-life stories, and empowering conversations every week. Whether you’re laughing, relating, or seeking a bit of healing, the "Dumb Blonde" podcast is the place to be.