Ask, Tell, Confess: We All Fake Orgasms

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – Episode "Ask, Tell, Confess: We All Fake Orgasms"

Release Date: June 27, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO (Dumb Blonde Productions)
Episode Title: Ask, Tell, Confess: We All Fake Orgasms

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Introduction

In this candid and humorous episode of the Dumb Blonde Podcast, host Bunnie XO and her co-hosts delve into the sensitive and often taboo topic of faking orgasms. Titled "We All Fake Orgasms," the episode aims to shed light on why so many individuals feel compelled to feign sexual satisfaction, the implications of this behavior on relationships, and ways to foster genuine intimacy and communication.

Main Discussion: The Prevalence and Realities of Faking Orgasms

1. Understanding the Phenomenon

The conversation kicks off with an exploration of how widespread the practice of faking orgasms is among women. Host 4 boldly states:

"[15:43] I would be willing to say 90% of women orgasming with their significant others are fake."

This assertion sets the stage for a deep dive into the underlying reasons why so many women feel the need to pretend, despite their partners' efforts.

2. Reasons Behind Faking Orgasms

The hosts discuss various factors contributing to this behavior:

• Fear of Disappointing Partners: Many women worry that expressing dissatisfaction might hurt their partner's feelings or be perceived as unattractive.

  Host 5 adds, "[15:05] ...you’re not the only one. Everybody's like that."

• Societal Pressures and Expectations: There's an implicit societal expectation to appear sexually fulfilled, which can lead individuals to mask their true feelings.

• Lack of Knowledge About One’s Own Sexuality: Host 4 emphasizes the importance of understanding one's body:

  "[14:00] ...you have to have clitoral stimulation a lot of the time. You have to be on top and like, rubbing..."

3. Personal Experiences and Anecdotes

The hosts share their own experiences with faking orgasms, adding a personal and relatable touch to the discussion:

• Host 4’s Admission:

  "[15:26] I’ve had a couple... the first orgasm I ever had was with a vibrator. Wasn't with a man."

• Host 3's Perspective:

  "[16:11] ...having different men, I've never had an orgasm with some. I've had to use toys to make it happen."

These personal stories highlight the widespread nature of the issue and underscore the emotional and physical disconnect that can occur in intimate relationships.

4. Consequences of Faking Orgasms

The conversation touches upon the negative repercussions of this behavior:

• Emotional Distance: Pretending can create a barrier between partners, preventing genuine intimacy and understanding.

• Sexual Dissatisfaction: Continuous faking can lead to persistent dissatisfaction and unmet sexual needs for both partners.

5. Solutions and Recommendations

The hosts advocate for open communication and exploration to address the issue:

• Effective Communication: Encouraging partners to discuss their sexual needs and preferences openly.

  Host 4 advises, "[15:05] ...don't feel bad because your husband's not making you orgasm. There's a lot of women who do not orgasm with men."

• Exploring Different Techniques and Tools: Incorporating sex toys or trying new positions to enhance sexual experiences.

  Host 4 suggests, "...you can use a toy while he's banging you... or use a finger to reach different spots."

• Embracing Vulnerability: Allowing oneself to be vulnerable can lead to a more fulfilling and authentic sexual relationship.

  Host 5 encourages, "[15:25] ...you'll be happier when you embrace your needs."

Additional Discussions

Beyond the central theme of faking orgasms, the episode weaves in light-hearted and personal anecdotes that add depth and relatability:

1. Family Dynamics and Plot Twists

The hosts recount a complex family story involving parental revelations and unexpected relationships, showcasing the show's penchant for blending humor with heartfelt narratives.

• Host 5 shares a story about her mother:

  "[11:33] So when I was 18, my dad decided to come out to me. So dad's gay... my mom had been sleeping with my uncle..."

This segment highlights the importance of family transparency and navigating complex relationships with humor and grace.

2. Aging and Relationships

The conversation shifts to the topic of aging and its impact on relationships, with hosts humorously speculating about their future selves and the evolution of their personal relationships.

• Host 3 jokes about finding love in old age:

  "[20:22] I'm going to be like 80 calling you guys like, hey, gosh, I found a man."

3. Navigating Intimacy and Boundaries

Hosts discuss personal boundaries and the importance of respecting each other's comfort zones within romantic relationships.

• Host 5 praises her husband’s understanding:

  "[18:56] I love my husband because he will, like, approach me, evaluating how I am, and then it'll just either be a kiss on the forehead or a hug because it's like, I can clearly tell you don't want me to come near you."

Conclusion

In "Ask, Tell, Confess: We All Fake Orgasms," Bunnie XO and her co-hosts offer an insightful and humorous exploration of a topic that resonates with many. By sharing personal experiences, providing actionable advice, and maintaining an open dialogue, the episode encourages listeners to embrace authenticity in their intimate lives. The blend of humor and candidness ensures that the discussion remains engaging and relatable, fostering a sense of community and understanding among the audience.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Host 4: "[15:43] I would be willing to say 90% of women orgasming with their significant others are fake."
• Host 5: "[15:05] ...you’re not the only one. Everybody's like that."
• Host 4: "[14:00] ...you have to have clitoral stimulation a lot of the time..."
• Host 3: "[16:11] ...I've never had an orgasm with some [men]. I've had to use toys to make it happen."
• Host 5: "[18:56] I love my husband because he will, like, approach me, evaluating how I am..."

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key points, discussions, and insights from the episode, providing a detailed overview for those who haven't had the chance to listen. The inclusion of notable quotes enhances the authenticity and depth of the summary, ensuring it remains engaging and informative.

Transcript

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[Host 3]

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[Host 4]

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[Host 5]

I feel like you just whispered sweet nothings to me. Oh, there she goes.

[Host 4]

Oh, why are you talking during my intro?

[Host 5]

I thought you were done. I couldn't hear it.

[Host 4]

It's so quiet.

[Host 5]

And then all of a sudden it just keeps going.

[Host 4]

Have you ever seen those singers when.

[Host 5]

They'Re like, yeah, that's exactly what that was. You know, imagine if you did that the whole podcast.

[Host 4]

I do.

[Host 5]

She does.

[Host 4]

I'm always with my microphone.

[Host 5]

Lower your mic. Because she's like. She's like, okay, so how would you. Texas later. Why is the mic in front of my face?

[Host 4]

It's just because it's like a habit you just like or, you know, I need something to touch sometimes I get. I don't know, what do I do with it?

[Host 5]

She's like Ricky Bobby. Yeah, you need to get her, like.

[Host 3]

A tit to hold on to, like, those squishy ball tips.

[Host 5]

Have you seen, like, the little rings.

[Host 4]

I usually hold on to chops. If I'm holding on to Josh, I'm good.

[Host 3]

But did you fluff because he looks mad at you?

[Host 4]

Well, he farted, and it smells like beef stew over here right now. So he.

[Host 5]

She goes, I'm going to the PO.

[Host 3]

And he left you with it. That's crazy.

[Host 4]

All right, who's ready to kick it off, cuz? I'm ready to go home.

[Host 5]

I got.

[Host 3]

I got it.

[Host 4]

I got a couple.

[Host 3]

I got a question.

[Host 4]

I got hiccups.

[Host 3]

Okay, Nikki wants to know, if you guys assigned one another theme songs, what would they be?

[Host 4]

That was one of my questions. You. If we assigned each other ourselves.

[Host 3]

Each other theme songs.

[Host 4]

Oh, God, this is hard. I'm so bad with like, that.

[Host 5]

I don't know. I feel like bunnies would be the bare necessities.

[Host 4]

Look for the bare necessities the simple bare necessities don't forget about your or the. And your stripes I'll be the bear necessities. I wasn't done.

[Host 5]

I was gonna do you talking during.

[Host 3]

Didn't know where you kept going.

[Host 4]

Okay, if it was Disney themed, then you would be. Who's the lady tea kettle on the Beauty and the beast? Mrs. Potts. You're Mrs. Pots shaming me right now. You fat shamed my dog last episode. And no, I'm not. And no, I.

[Host 3]

Chip is cash.

[Host 5]

Literally.

[Host 4]

Chip is totally cash, dude. But you have her presence.

[Host 5]

Oh, that was.

[Host 4]

It's like, motherly. I'm very motherly and loving and the.

[Host 3]

Size of a tea kettle.

[Host 5]

I am shaped like one.

[Host 4]

And let's see. Haley, if it's Disney themed, I like the Disney theme.

[Host 5]

Oh, the Disney.

[Host 4]

You're Ursula from what? What is it?

[Host 5]

No.

[Host 4]

What is this? No, I'd rather be a tea cat. What is the song that she sings? What is the song that she sings? Poor unfortunate souls.

[Host 5]

I feel like that's more me.

[Host 4]

No.

[Host 5]

Oh, my gosh. I was thinking something ditzy for her, and you went straight Ursula.

[Host 4]

What would you say for her?

[Host 5]

It's crazy for her. Gosh, if we're going Disney themed, I.

[Host 4]

Don'T know how we got on Disney theme, but here we are.

[Host 5]

Yeah. No, I just went straight Baroness.

[Host 3]

I was going like the lion from wizard of Oz for you.

[Host 5]

Yeah. I was gonna go like life is a highway.

[Host 4]

I could do it.

[Host 5]

Yeah. I feel like she's so Life is a highway because it's just like, nothing matters Flats.

[Host 4]

Life is a highway. Or the rock version.

[Host 5]

No, Rascal Flats. All day, we were in Vegas, and we were, like, driving towards the mountain. She's like, someone turn on the entire album Cars right now.

[Host 4]

Oh, my God. That's Jay's favorite. He love that.

[Host 5]

I would have expected.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 5]

Yeah. We bring on Daddy Gary next season, guys.

[Host 4]

We love Daddy Gary. Let's get Daddy Chatty. I want Daddy Chatty, bro.

[Host 3]

The other day, sobbing the entire podcast.

[Host 5]

I feel like the whole podcast Is just going to be that.

[Host 3]

Yeah, we're all just going to be, like, drooling.

[Host 5]

He gets hotter over here to sniff him.

[Host 4]

Listen, he gets hotter the older he gets, man. Because he was not hot back in the day, and now he's like.

[Host 5]

So maybe we've just matured because he looks the exact same.

[Host 4]

He got a little bit more swag.

[Host 5]

I don't know. I feel like.

[Host 4]

I feel like a hobo hippie back in the day.

[Host 5]

I feel like I failed as a mother because the other day, Olivia was sitting right next to Chad Kroger and did not care at all.

[Host 3]

He was sitting next to Chad.

[Host 5]

Yes. At the Post Malone concert. It's literally Daddy Chatty Olivia. And I was like, olivia, do you know who that is? And she was like, nope. I said, that's Chad Kroger. She's got her iPad. She goes, okay, that's literally me. That's.

[Host 3]

That's me when I don't know somebody.

[Host 5]

You guys, I failed as a parent. Got it. All right.

[Host 3]

You got to do better.

[Host 5]

I will say, guys, Olivia is obsessed. And when I say knows the entire album right now, I write sins, not tragedies. She started panic at the disco and get her.

[Host 2]

It's nine in the afternoon, that one.

[Host 5]

Yes. Afternoon. Yeah. And then Fall Out Boy obsessed.

[Host 4]

So I love them.

[Host 5]

You should hear Cash sing. Fall Out Boy is the cutest thing because he doesn't know any of the words. He just gets, like little moments of words.

[Host 4]

And he's like, they're the nicest guys, too. I've partied with them.

[Host 5]

Oh, really?

[Host 4]

Yeah, I have partied with them. There was a baby oil slip and slide in their hotel room. It was fun. It was the night I actually met Holly Madison. And she was there with Chris angel. And we were all there partying in their hotel room. They were on stage.

[Host 5]

Wait, I feel like I've heard this story. Was there a big shower involved?

[Host 4]

Yes, they were on stage and I was there with, I think my boyfriend at the time and a couple other girl girlfriends. And they pointed to me on stage and were like, we want them to come in the back.

[Host 2]

And as we were leaving, somebody ran.

[Host 4]

Up, was like, hey, Fall Out Boy. Want you to come up to their suite? And I was like, okay, cool. So we went up there, and she's.

[Host 5]

What everyone assumes is gonna happen to them at a concert. Yeah. All the little girls in the, like, are all ready. And in the crowd when I see Jonas Brothers staring at me. Yeah, that's.

[Host 4]

No, he was. Pete went. Was for Real. Making eye contact with me the entire concert.

[Host 5]

It was living people's dreams. It's cool. I get it. Yeah.

[Host 4]

I mean, this was back in the.

[Host 5]

Then she's like. Then we went and had naked slipping slides.

[Host 4]

I actually have a. A newspaper clipping from. Not newspaper. A magazine. Like us weekly or some. Some magazine. There's me and Pete Wentz on top of a pool table, like, dancing.

[Host 5]

What do you want?

[Host 3]

I need to see this.

[Host 4]

I will. I'll show it to you guys. I'll send you guys a picture of it.

[Host 5]

That's crazy.

[Host 4]

It. It was a huge thing because this is when my space was big. They thought that he was cheating on Ashley Simpson with me. And I felt so bad that I, like, DM'd Ashley Simpson. And I was like, he was a complete gentleman. Like, there was nothing going on.

[Host 5]

You're like, I was just on a pool table.

[Host 4]

Yeah, we were literally. It just happened to take that picture because I said, like, pete went to fall out boy parties with blonde or something like that. Like, yeah. And I was like. And I wrote her. I was like, I promise you, it was nothing like that. Because I felt so bad. She never responded. But, yeah, that was.

[Host 5]

You're like, I felt really bad.

[Host 2]

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[Host 4]

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[Host 5]

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[Host 6]

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[Host 7]

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[Host 6]

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[Host 4]

All right, all right, who's kicking this off?

[Host 5]

Okay. Uncle daddy and other family plot twists.

[Host 4]

Uncle daddy, uncle daddy. Have we called anybody uncle daddy?

[Host 5]

So When I was 18, my dad decided to come out to me. So dad's gay. Right. A few years after my dad came out to me, I find out that my mom had been sleeping with my uncle. Not blood uncle. No relation. It was. So let me.

[Host 4]

Best friend, dad's best friend, dad's brother in law.

[Host 5]

So her dad's brother in law, the mom was sleeping with.

[Host 4]

I don't understand that. Her dad's brother in law.

[Host 3]

So he has her husband, her ex's brother in law.

[Host 5]

Basically no, there's no X.

[Host 3]

She's still. Okay.

[Host 5]

So her husband's brother intertwined. It's a little.

[Host 4]

It's like this second cousin removed.

[Host 5]

It would be you and Scott. Your brother.

[Host 4]

Your brother. So he had a sister. Dad had a sister.

[Host 5]

Yes.

[Host 4]

Okay. That's what I said.

[Host 5]

So brother in law. Mom is having an affair with brother in law. So uncle. Her uncle. Long story short, my mom ended up marrying him. So now mom married. Yep. So now their cousins are cousin siblings because they had kids.

[Host 4]

I hate it here.

[Host 5]

Long story short, so we jokingly now call him uncle daddy. My cousins are basically my step siblings. 10 out of 10 family drama.

[Host 3]

Okay.

[Host 4]

Yeah. That was the most confusing story I've ever heard.

[Host 5]

So, yeah, now she has cousin siblings.

[Host 4]

I'm still perplexed.

[Host 5]

This is.

[Host 4]

I love that she told us this.

[Host 5]

Story the other night at the house. And she goes, can I submit that? I said, please do.

[Host 4]

What the.

[Host 5]

She goes, I don't think I have childhood trauma. I said, yeah, you do.

[Host 3]

We just read it.

[Host 5]

Yeah, you did. You don't have childhood trauma.

[Host 4]

Yes, I do. Sister.

[Host 5]

You have sibling cousins and an uncle Daddy.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 5]

What are you talking about? While your dad came out as gay.

[Host 4]

Yeah. Uncle daddy is crazy. I love that dad came out and was like, hey, this is what it is.

[Host 5]

Yeah, I kind of wanted to lean into more of that. How'd you. Yeah, that happened. Well, she also did mention that, like, dad would be gone every weekend for work, and that's when mom was sneaking around with daddy. Uncle.

[Host 4]

All right, so Shannon has an ask. Why is it so hard for me to orgasm? The man is not the problem. He does everything right.

[Host 1]

And.

[Host 4]

And I have gotten close than nothing.

[Host 5]

I feel like she hasn't learned her body well.

[Host 4]

A lot of women. I'm gonna listen. I'm going to just put it out there. Not a lot. A lot of women orgasm. With men, it's very hard. You have to have clitoral stimulation a lot of the time. You have to be on top and like, rubbing your at the same time as you're getting penetration or else you're not going to orgasm. You can use a toy while he's banging you. Like, if you're a doggy style, use a toy that'll make you org. But sometimes when it gets up to that point of orgasm, you feel a little bit uncomfortable. Like it almost feels like you might pee. Sometimes you have to be able to get past that point to get to the whole full, like, pleasure zone.

[Host 5]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

So don't feel bad because your Husband's not making you orgasm. There's a lot of women who do not orgasm with men. And the first orgasm I ever had was with a vibrator. Wasn't with a man.

[Host 5]

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like she needs to learn her body, though, because, like, something. There's something more there. And if she says she's close, she's not passing over the rainbow. Like, you gotta keep going.

[Host 4]

Yeah. And I don't think it's about learning her body. I think it's just learning different positions to where you can stimulate that. Because we can also orgasm from the inside, but that's even harder. And, like, guys have to do that with a finger. Unless they do have, like, a Captain Hook and can reach that spot.

[Host 5]

But, yeah, we get a sex expert on here, and we have them teach us all the tricks.

[Host 4]

Totally down.

[Host 2]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Host 5]

I know.

[Host 4]

Yeah. But don't feel bad, girl. You're not the only one. Everybody's like that.

[Host 5]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Haley, have you ever, ever orgasmed with a man?

[Host 5]

Have you told a man that you did?

[Host 4]

Oh, I've told.

[Host 3]

Play all of them.

[Host 2]

So they.

[Host 4]

I've told plenty. I am the best.

[Host 5]

So they leave.

[Host 3]

I'm over it.

[Host 4]

I am the best at faking orgasms. I will make a man feel 10ft tall.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 5]

How do you feel about that?

[Host 8]

I'm rethinking some experiences now.

[Host 5]

You're like.

[Host 4]

I would be willing to say 90 of women orgasming with their. Their significant other are fake.

[Host 5]

Oh, yes.

[Host 3]

I could probably count on one hand with a guy.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 5]

Okay.

[Host 4]

Yeah. My husband has made me orgasm, but there's other men that I've been with that I've never had an orgasm with. I've had to, like, toys to make it happen.

[Host 3]

So once they leave Noel or while.

[Host 4]

You'Re with them, she's like, all right.

[Host 5]

Let me call you that.

[Host 4]

Maybe you don't want to feel that vulnerable with them, because the orgasming. Listen, you get to know somebody when you see their O face. Have you ever, like, you could think, a dude is so fine, and you see their orgasm face and they're like. Like one of those goats, you know?

[Host 3]

I get icked out so fast, I can't.

[Host 4]

I know, but imagine what some of our orgasm face faces look like. Like, when.

[Host 5]

Yeah, I couldn't imagine what my face looks like. What does yours look like?

[Host 8]

It's called the vinegar stroke. Have you heard of it?

[Host 4]

No. What?

[Host 8]

So it's. You pretend you have a spoon of vinegar and then hold it up under your nose. That's what your, your face is.

[Host 4]

No, no, my, My orgasm face is way hotter. I've practiced. Yeah.

[Host 3]

I don't think I look.

[Host 5]

She says I practice in the mirror.

[Host 4]

I've practiced such. Yeah, yeah. I've filmed. I've been on film many a times. I know what my orgasm.

[Host 5]

So funny me. I, I, we need to test this theory.

[Host 4]

I wonder, have you ever had, like, a girl who had, like, a crazy orgasm face?

[Host 8]

No, not.

[Host 4]

Have you guys ever been with.

[Host 5]

Have you been with a lot of girls?

[Host 8]

I mean, I've been, you know, a few. Yeah. I'm not like, you know, I had.

[Host 4]

A dude that when he would orgasm, he would flex. Oh, my God.

[Host 3]

That was for him.

[Host 4]

He would flex. It was. It was just like, like deering. Yeah. Like, while he was pumping away.

[Host 8]

What did you do?

[Host 4]

I took it like a champ. That's what I did.

[Host 3]

I can't.

[Host 4]

I know.

[Host 3]

Like, I don't like men.

[Host 4]

Haley said I don't like men.

[Host 5]

One day you're gonna. Hannah is going to find someone one day, and it's going to be happily ever after.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I love being, like, living alone. God, if I had someone else there all the time.

[Host 4]

I know, but in my space. Here's the thing. My husband drives me up a wall. I love him to death.

[Host 2]

He's my best friend.

[Host 4]

I couldn't imagine not living with him, you know? Like, I don't know, when you find somebody that you're just comfortable with, you want them.

[Host 5]

It's such a.

[Host 3]

Though even when I was younger, I've never liked, like, I don't like being touched. I don't like any of that.

[Host 5]

I mean, I don't like being touched either. And then I have someone who literally learned everything about me and knows when to touch me and when not to touch me. Yeah, Literally. Jason will know. He'll be like, he'll. I love my husband because he will, like, approach me, evaluating how I am, and then it'll just either be a kiss on the forehead or a hug because it's like, I can clearly tell you don't want me to come near you. And I'm like, yeah. Or if I'm like, like, I need it, then he knows. You know, people will literally learn you.

[Host 4]

Better than you know yourself, and you deserve that. You deserve to have, like, a yen to your yang.

[Host 3]

Want it.

[Host 5]

I don't know.

[Host 4]

I don't know.

[Host 3]

Clingy.

[Host 8]

I can't wait till this happens.

[Host 5]

Literally. I know.

[Host 4]

It's just like me. I used to be like, kids. Ew. And now I hear a baby crying and a store that I'm shopping in and I'm like, oh, like. And I've never thought I would be like that. You ever change?

[Host 5]

I promise you change. You were not the same person you were when we met you. So I know for a fact that you're just. Time isn't here. Yeah.

[Host 4]

Yeah. When you.

[Host 3]

I still have been the same not wanting relationship.

[Host 5]

You are a stage 10 clinger with me when we are anywhere.

[Host 3]

That's you.

[Host 5]

I know, but like, imagine feeling that with someone else.

[Host 3]

No, I want to with you.

[Host 4]

No. You were a little bit of a lover when we first got together.

[Host 3]

I was a hoe.

[Host 5]

Right?

[Host 3]

Well, not a lover.

[Host 4]

Well, I didn't want to say that. You know, you can say it.

[Host 3]

You already called me Ursula.

[Host 4]

But no, shut up. I was thinking like how she wears the makeup and just like. Like big and fancy. But anyways. Shut up. Big personality. Big personality. Okay. I don't know.

[Host 2]

Your time will come.

[Host 5]

It. It's coming.

[Host 3]

I'm going to be like 80 calling you guys like, hey, gosh, I found a man.

[Host 4]

Well, when you're 80, I'll be dead. So hurry it up. Let's. I need a. I think you'll be.

[Host 5]

Yeah, you're going to be. She's get barely going to start showing like she. She's like 50 or something at 100.

[Host 4]

I'm gonna be tacked up like Dolly baby. Don't even play.

[Host 3]

Can you give me a hot old lady hot.

[Host 4]

Can't wait.

[Host 5]

Yeah, yeah. You pull off in like you right now. Dead ass could pull off like our age.

[Host 2]

Oh, for sure.

[Host 5]

Yes.

[Host 4]

Not when I don't have makeup on. Maybe when I have makeup on.

[Host 5]

I feel like you're youthful without makeup. Like so, so youthful without makeup. Up. I can see the reflection of my face in your forehead. Yeah, you come out. It's literally shining.

[Host 3]

It hurts my eyes sometimes.

[Host 5]

Are you kid.

[Host 4]

All right, guys, we'll see you next week. Bye.