Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?!

Summary

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Dumb Blonde Podcast: "Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?!"

Podcast: Dumb Blonde
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests: Chelsea Lynn, Haley, Paige, et al.
Release Date: June 5, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this comedic, unfiltered episode, Bunnie XO and her crew gather for an “Ask, Tell, Confess” session packed with wild confessions, friendly banter, and candid discussions about trauma, relationships, body changes, and the anxiety (and excitement) of an upcoming whitewater rafting trip. The group also dives into body care routines, supernatural hunches, tips for intimate acts, and some truly unforgettable listener submissions. The tone is laid-back, open, and hilariously blunt—listeners are invited to laugh, relate, and chime in.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Whitewater Rafting Fears & Anticipation

(03:40 – 08:04)

• The group is headed to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, for whitewater rafting—most are terrified.
• Shared anxiety: Everyone they've asked who has been whitewater rafting didn't enjoy it.
  • “Anybody we ask that has gone white water rafting, we’re like, ‘Oh, was it fun?’ and they’re all like, ‘No.’” – Haley [04:17]
  • “When Jeffrey [Star] is asking us why we’re doing something, and he’s already done it… it sucks.” – Haley [04:35]
• Tips from parents: Paige’s mom suggests digging feet under to avoid falling out.
• Safety concerns about the raft flipping and intense waivers mentioning possible head injuries.
• Duration surprise: The trip lasts two hours—Haley only realizes this on-air and is mortified.
• Planning to film the experience with GoPros. Jokes about vlogging “my nose the entire time” and the hope they’ll survive to record again.
• “Well, we might see you next week. We might not.” – Paige [07:59]

2. Spooky Hunches, Premonitions, and Timeline-Jumping

(08:06 – 18:10)

• Chelsea Lynn shares a premonition: While driving, she grabbed her chest, fearing a crash. Moments later, a real T-bone accident occurs at that intersection.
  • “I felt like we almost got T-boned... as we’re sitting there waiting for the meat, we start hearing ambulances go by...” – Chelsea Lynn [08:31]
• Haley relates, sharing her own intuition before car accidents, especially smelling burnt rubber as a sign.
• Discussion expands to sensing “pockets of bad time” or feeling like they’ve “jumped timelines.”
  • “There’s certain pockets of, like, time where, like, bad things happen.” – Guest [13:00]
  • “I started seeing TikToks about like, we jump timelines.” – Paige [13:36]
• Vivid descriptions of the sensation that reality has “shifted,” especially during significant life events.
  • “It’s like the future is rewriting itself in real time.” – Guest [16:07]
• Group muses on spirituality, manifestation, and intuition: “You can be extremely spiritual and still be a Christian.” – Haley [17:46]

3. Body Care—How to “Detail the Puss”

(18:13 – 27:30)

• Listener confessions spark an honest conversation about intimate hygiene routines.
• Chelsea Lynn and Paige debate over using just water versus soaps like gold Dial or fragrance-free washes.
  • “You wash all around it... with the gold Dial soap.” – Chelsea Lynn [23:05]
  • “I cannot use Dial on my hoof. There’s no way, dude. I do use... Cetaphil ultra gentle baby wash.” – Haley [23:23, 25:25]
• Hilarious terminology (“hoof,” “dragon,” “mask”) is used to describe experiences and body types post-weight loss.
  • “Now that I’m skinny, I’m looking under her—we’re eye to eye.” – Chelsea Lynn [25:16]
• Importance of avoiding fragrance, douching, and aggressive products.
  • “Don’t use Bath and Body Works... It self-cleans, it really does.” – Chelsea Lynn, Paige [26:33]

4. Wild Listener Confessions

“Things Up There”:

(18:21 – 20:07)

• A nurse shares a patient’s ER visit—found to have 3 pens and 2 butter knives inside, claiming he “slipped and fell.”
  • Group jokes about favorite pens and notorious ER stories.
  • “Be a better liar.” – Chelsea Lynn [18:57]

“Ashes in the Vodka”:

(33:32 – 35:27)

• Listener recounts nightmare: her sister (a notorious drink scavenger) steals a bottle of vodka from a pool party, only to learn the bottle contained the host’s late brother’s ashes.
  • “Imagine you drink someone’s ashes...” – Chelsea Lynn [35:25]
  • “That’s love. She ate half of him.” – Chelsea Lynn (about a woman who eats her husband’s ashes) [36:29]

Relationship Confession and Wedding Night Bombshell:

(27:32 – 28:16)

• A story about a former high school couple who stayed friends—husband told his new wife to ask her for oral sex tips on their wedding night.
  • “First of all, that is fucked up because that’s your wedding night, dude. Bye.” – Haley [28:08]

5. Oral Sex Advice & Sassy Tips

(28:37 – 32:39)

• Listeners ask for real-life tips—Haley delivers blunt, practical advice:
  • “No teeth. Cover your teeth. The best practice was trying to suck a dick with braces.” – Haley [29:23]
  • “You use the dick to make yourself gag, and then it just instantly makes your mouth wet.” – Haley [31:10]
• Chelsea Lynn shares a trick for overcoming a sensitive gag reflex: “If you clench your thumbs... you won’t gag.” [31:25]
• Jokes about being the “throat goat,” and comments on family and hometowns possibly listening to the show.
• “Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a wiener.” – Haley [32:19]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On anxiety for rafting:

  “So nobody has literally said that white water rafting is cool and I'm petrified.” – Haley [04:43]

• On psychic feelings:

  “I feel like maybe I kind of left that in the air for someone else to grab...” – Chelsea Lynn [12:25]

• On jumping timelines:

  “It's like the future is rewriting itself in real time.” – Guest [16:07] “I started seeing TikToks about, like, we jump timelines.” – Paige [13:36]

• On vagina care:

  “Now that I’m skinny, I’m looking under her—we’re eye to eye.” – Chelsea Lynn [25:16] “Don’t use Bath and Body Works.” – Paige [26:35]

• On a wild confession:

  “She found a bottle of vodka... with her brother’s ashes in the bottle. She drank it at the pool.” – Chelsea Lynn [34:39]

• On knowledge-sharing with a partner’s (ex)friend:

  “Your husband says that to you. Bye.” – Haley [28:08]

• On blow jobs and practice with braces:

  “Trying to suck a dick with braces on, you have to, you know, really cover your teeth so it doesn't shred it like a cheese grater.” – Haley [29:23]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Whitewater rafting anxiety/plan: [03:40 – 08:04]
• Spooky hunches/timeline discussions: [08:06 – 18:10]
• Detailed body care/“detail the puss”: [18:13 – 27:30]
• Listener confessions (“pins & knives”; “ashes vodka”): [18:21 – 20:07]; [33:32 – 35:27]
• Relationship confession—wedding night advice: [27:32 – 28:16]
• Oral sex tips and gag reflex hacks: [28:37 – 32:39]

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Final Thoughts

The episode is an energetic blend of pre-trip jitters, vulnerable confessions, and NSFW advice, all delivered with the group’s signature sass and humor. Honest discussions about mental health, body acceptance, intuition, and relationships keep things real, while their willingness to poke fun at themselves makes even the most awkward advice accessible and entertaining. Listeners are encouraged to submit their own wild stories for the next “Ask, Tell, Confess” installment.

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Transcript

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[Chelsea Lynn]

Ask, tell, confess.

[Haley]

Hello friends.

[Bunny]

Welcome to another Ask Tale.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Look at him. He said, all right, I'm in a position.

[Haley]

I didn't whistle because there's a couple people in the comments who are like, I hate the whistle.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Everyone's fast forwarding over the whistle. Other people are getting off to it. It's crazy.

[Haley]

I know.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I mean, some people really enjoy it.

[Haley]

I don't enjoy it. I hate when people whistle. So I understand. But I'm over here traumatizing people. Like, I traumatized myself.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So that's really fun, you guys.

[Bunny]

We're going to Jackson Hole tomorrow.

[Paige]

I'm so excited. You guys love Wyoming.

[Haley]

We're going white water rafting. Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I have such bad anxiety.

[Paige]

Terrified.

[Haley]

No, I have anxiety too. But you want to know why? Because anybody we ask that has gone white water rafting, we're like, oh, was it fun? And they're all like, no.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. Not a single.

[Haley]

But it was somebody else, too. There was somebody else who had gone.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Who was Jeffrey.

[Paige]

Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Why?

[Haley]

Jeffrey Star was like, you know when Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing something that it's. And he's already done it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Haley]

It's sucks.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Haley]

So nobody has literally said that white water rafting is cool and I'm petrified. And then, not to mention, you're going through all these crazy waves and Literally, you have a string to hold on to. Would your mom in an inflatable boat?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, her mom said.

[Paige]

Mom said dig your feet, like, under so you don't come out. But I'm like, what if the whole

[Bunny]

thing flips so you don't come out.

[Haley]

What the does that mean?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, bouncing.

[Paige]

Like, that's why the waiver says, like, you have to sign that.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Basically, you could fly out and hit

[Paige]

your head on a rock and die. You didn't see that part.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's like riding.

[Haley]

I didn't read the waiver.

[Paige]

Oh, I read every single line.

[Bunny]

Scared the entire time.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Paige]

Except two hours. It's two hours long.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. Haley didn't know. Haley just found out.

[Paige]

Two hours on that.

[Haley]

Two hours bucking all the time. I don't believe that. There's no way I have a broken neck. I can't.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So we're so sore from that. And then we're gonna have to use the same strength. Oh, white water I could do.

[Paige]

I got 10 minutes. I wonder if they just, like, pull

[Chelsea Lynn]

us out of the water. Wait. You know when they, like, don't actually send you, and they just, like, set you in one spot like a mechanical.

[Paige]

Can we just go in circles?

[Chelsea Lynn]

And Jeffrey also said it depends on the day because it's sort of like hot air ballooning. It's like, it depends on the weather. So, like, had it rained a lot or anything, it's going to be extra. Or if, like, if the water is,

[Paige]

like, calm and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a category six, like, my mom said is, like, for Olympic, like, type level, that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did. Category four.

[Haley]

It can't be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it if it's like that the whole time. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you guys that right the now we all get

[Chelsea Lynn]

there in our wetsuits, and she says no, and we, like, squeak away.

[Haley]

Like, dude, no.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I wish they had a simulator so we could, like, feel like, what it would be like, priority. I wish I could watch the people.

[Haley]

Anybody has gone white water rafting, please leave us a comment.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Let us know. Because we do it, like, Sunday. Yeah. After this comes out. So you guys have time DM us.

[Haley]

No, don't DM us.

[Bunny]

Leave it in the comments.

[Haley]

I need to know.

[Chelsea Lynn]

We have to know immediately.

[Haley]

And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Have you ever gone Jaime?

[Guest]

No, I've never gone a white rat. No.

[Chelsea Lynn]

No. Okay.

[Guest]

It sounds Scary, though, if you have to wear a helmet.

[Haley]

We're gonna have GoPros on, too.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yep.

[Haley]

Oh, God.

[Paige]

Sounds like a very white activity.

[Chelsea Lynn]

We're going to be.

[Haley]

Listen, we're going to be vlogging this, so. Oh, man.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, okay.

[Paige]

Who's holding the camera? I'm not.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I think Jason got connected to our me. Jason got.

[Haley]

You see is my nose the entire time.

[Paige]

Like, 360 camera of, like, the horse

[Chelsea Lynn]

where it's just the side of a horse. No, I'm pretty sure Jason got us a chest strap for one of us to wear.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Good.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Paige]

Well, we might see you next week. We might not.

[Haley]

I'm already scared. Never mind.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Anyways, so I had the craziest thing happen to me last night, and I have to tell you guys, okay. We took kids to the park, and the kids were like, hey, we're, like, super hungry. Let's drive into town. And we were coming down this main road, and I went through this intersection, and I grabbed my chest and I was like. I felt like we almost got T boned. And Jason was like, what? I was like, I felt like this feeling of being T boned. And we were going to this place, like, because we, like.

[Haley]

No, that's happened to me before. I'm listening because I've been there before, and I got in a car accident.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So we literally go. Because we were, like. It was, like, gonna be meal prep, so we were buying these, like, containers of, like, meat. And so it was a bit of a wait for this stuff. And as we're sitting there waiting for the meat, we start hearing ambulances go by. I stop.

[Haley]

I'm sorry. It's this over here.

[Paige]

Dude, we haven't done this in so long.

[Haley]

Go ahead. I'm listening. Ambulance is whizzing by.

[Chelsea Lynn]

We're waiting for the meat. And the ambulances and the fire trucks start going by. But then they're stopping somewhere very close, and we pull out, and Jason turns. Bro, it's a truck with a trailer and a car T boned in the middle of the intersection. There's ambulances everywhere. There's people on stretchers, and. And it was the exact area I had grabbed my chest in.

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[Haley]

Oh my gosh.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It was insane.

[Haley]

I believe it. I 100% believe it. I literally got in the car with my friend Michelle, the one that you guys have met in Vegas. I got in the car with her and and literally the same thing happened. I was like dude, I keep smelling like burnt rubber. Anytime I'm about to get into a car accident, I start smelling burnt rubber. This happened multiple times with me and got into a car accident with her. There was another time I got into an accident in one of my old my Avalanche. Dude, it's crazy.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, this is like it's happened a couple times to me. I predicted Jason's car accident because I had told him to wear his seatbelt and it was the one time he didn't wear his seatbelt and then he totaling his motorcycle too. Someone ran over his motorcycle and dragged it through a Parking lot one time. Wow. And I kept telling him, I was like, that motorcycle is bad luck. Like, I don't trust that motorcycle. And thankfully, he wasn't on it when the man wrecked into it, but. Oh, I know.

[Haley]

Well, I hope whoever got in that accident. Yeah. I hate that. That scares me so much, dude.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It was Jason just, like, was wide as it goes. He goes, I cannot believe you just did that, you know, and. But I started doing what you do, and you say things out loud so,

[Haley]

like, so it doesn't come.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It doesn't happen to you, you know? And I feel like maybe I kind of, like, left that in the air for someone else to grab because I literally was like a. Got my kids in the car, and it's me. Like, it's my whole family in a car, and it's just my. It gave me such bad anxiety. So I told Jason I had to say it out loud, you know?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Haley]

No, do that. Anytime you start having visions, say them out loud so they don't come true. Anytime I hold a vision in, it somehow happens, dude.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Always.

[Haley]

And then I'm like, my phone's on. Even all the. That's happening right now. Visualize it for a year, you know?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Never said it out loud.

[Haley]

Never said it out loud to anybody.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And insane.

[Haley]

Here we are. I mean.

[Guest]

I mean, with the whole. I think my theory with that, because I've just thought. I've thought about it, because anytime something bad kind of happens, like a car accident or something, like, traumatic happens, I feel like there's certain pockets of, like, time where, like, bad things happen. Like, every time I've been in a car accident or, like, something really bad happened, I remember it being, like, very specific. Like, I was on earth, but I wasn't on earth. It was very, like.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I mean, are you high?

[Guest]

No.

[Paige]

Wait, you know how, like, they recently said, like, we jumped timelines again? Like, a couple weeks. Yes.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Back to 2008, right before I. I step.

[Paige]

I started seeing tick tocks about, like, we jump timelines. A few days before that, I had a dream. And in my dream, I jumped timelines.

[Guest]

No, like, I. I hit a. I think. I think it was a deer. But this happened. Like, last time I hit something with my car. I was making, like, a left turn onto a street. Same thing happened. That vibe of, like, it's silent and everything's really, really slow.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Guest]

I could see everything very, very slow. And I see this big thing. It wasn't brown, but it was like a big black thing. Hit the side of my car, went Away. I blinked and it was gone. It wasn't behind me. It was nowhere to be found. I drawed it up to, like, a deer hit my. The side of my car, but still it was. I. I didn't see a deer. I didn't see anything there.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Just Bigfoot.

[Guest]

I don't know. I just feel like I entered a pocket of, like, time. It's weird. Like, you enter, like, a little pocket.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I feel that. Bad vibes. Yeah. That's like, around Jason's accident. I felt like it was just like a moment in time. Yes.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

100.

[Guest]

You feel it. You're like, oh, that's. It's bad.

[Paige]

Have you ever felt jumping timelines?

[Chelsea Lynn]

A hundred percent? I have.

[Haley]

I don't know what is jumping timelines entail, because I hear people say that,

[Chelsea Lynn]

but I never sort of butterfly effect. So like a. Like, you literally shifted where you were going.

[Paige]

Like, I literally, like, remember it to a T, too. Like, I went. I was driving back home and I was like. Like borderline Kentucky, and I went under an overpass. And it was like, as soon as I went under there, like, the world shifted. Like, you know how, like, slides, like old slides, like, on a, like, thing will, like, shift down? It literally did that in the middle of the sky. Like, the whole world just shifted down. And I started getting super dizzy, and I almost had to pull over because I was driving. I got so dizzy, and I just, like, felt so weird the rest of the drive. And then, like, I don't know, I just felt like I was in a different, like. Like something happened in the world and I was, like, looking around. Like, did anyone else feel that? Like, did anyone else see that?

[Chelsea Lynn]

It happened weird. In January when my dad. On my way to go to my dad's surgery, I felt it as I was driving, and I was like, I'm shifting timelines right now. I didn't. Did not predict, like, what was going to happen. That was supposed to be such, like, a routine surgery for my dad. And what, we end up spending an entire week in the hospital. Like, it was such a shift in timelines. It's like there's a true feeling that you get when it's like you were on this path and you knew what your future looked like. And like, all of a sudden, it's like everything's different.

[Guest]

It's like the future is rewriting itself in real time.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Paige]

Wild.

[Guest]

Weird. It's like every decision you make rewrites, whatever. Yeah, that is weird.

[Paige]

Maybe it's like your future self putting you On. I've always thought that you don't go down the wrong one.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I don't know if I've ever had that.

[Haley]

I have visions and I have, like, stuff like that and, like, feelings that I can feel in my body. But, like, I don't know, maybe because

[Chelsea Lynn]

you're so in tune with that. Yeah, we're not as in tune with that side. Maybe that's why we feel so, like.

[Haley]

I feel like you are, though.

[Paige]

I don't have, like, visions, but I will think about someone or talk about someone and they, like, immediately text me or message me. It happened to me literally twice today.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Paige]

I was speaking about someone and they, like, popped up in my Instagram dms and I haven't talked to them in a while. Yeah, that happens to me all the time.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I. Well, like, you guys know this.

[Haley]

Is that like the red string theory or what do they call invisible string?

[Chelsea Lynn]

You guys know that guy that has autism, John west had just passed away. Like, I literally, the day before, told Jason, hey, have you seen this guy? Day before, said, have you seen this guy on Instagram? And Jason was like, no, I haven't. And they're showing some of the videos. He's like, oh, I have seen him. I think he's, like, super, super great human. Next day. I've never mentioned that guy to Jason at all.

[Paige]

Yeah, stuff like that happens to me a lot. That's not like a vision, though, is it?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Is that, like.

[Haley]

I think it's manifesting. I think it's a form of manifesting, which everybody's gonna come for me for this part of the podcast, because aren't you a Christian? But yes, I am. I love Jesus, you know, But I still believe that you can have visions and manifest things and, like, yeah, you can be extremely spiritual and still be a Christian.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Haley]

So, yeah, I feel like that's a form of manifesting in some sort of way.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's so crazy that that entire thing always just trips me out. I've noticed everyone on Tick Tock right now talking about how they feel like we're back in the timeline from 2008.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And how, like, outside just feels better and. I couldn't agree more.

[Paige]

Sun looks like real again.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I've spent so much time outside every chance I get when it's not raining because I just enjoying being in the sun. I don't know what it is.

[Haley]

Yeah. All right.

[Bunny]

Should we kick off this asshole confess?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Who's going?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Go ahead, Haley.

[Paige]

Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Haley never goes first, ever.

[Paige]

Okay. Mine's a Telling I'm a nurse and I had a guy come in through the ER complaining of a abdominal pain and rectal bleeding.

[Haley]

God.

[Paige]

Probably why they gave this to me. Originally thinking it was diverticulitis or some kind of GI ulcer bleed. He was admitted and underwent imaging. Ended up being that he shoved three pins and two butter knives up there. When confronted about this, he claimed he had no idea those were up there, and he must have slipped and fell onto them while getting out of the shower.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Excuse me. Be a better liar.

[Guest]

Yeah, he slipped five times. It's fine.

[Paige]

I hate when that happens.

[Haley]

I have never been so horny that I wanted to shove a butter knife

[Paige]

up my knife and three pins. Do you think he went, I wonder if they were paper, blue or black ink?

[Guest]

Pen.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Ballpoint.

[Paige]

Was it out?

[Haley]

So was it a calligraphy pen?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Imagine every time he sat down, it clicks. Oh, God.

[Guest]

You guys have a favorite pen?

[Chelsea Lynn]

I do.

[Haley]

I love gel tip pens.

[Paige]

Those are my favorite random ones from a freaking restaurant that I want to steal.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I stole.

[Haley]

Those are the gel tip ones. I think that you're.

[Paige]

That they have.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I stole the pin and it is in my purse right now. From there, when it's got like a golden. It's got a gold tip on it, and it's my favorite pen ever.

[Paige]

It'd be the most random ones. I don't think there's a specific one. It's the most random ones you've never seen before that write so good on a receipt. And I'm like, I'm close. Like, and I'm taking it.

[Haley]

She's leaving snail trails over there. Pins.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Someone asked our advice and would like to know what is the best way to clean your kitty.

[Bunny]

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[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. And I think it's our due diligence to talk about it.

[Haley]

Yeah, absolutely. So I saw that. You guys see Chelsea Lynn and Paige's clip the puss? Paige said. Paige said she only uses water. And Chelsea Lynn was like, no, I need to get up in there.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Chelsea Lynn's very adamant about what she washes with. It is so funny. Like, we've talked about it with her before, right. Chelsea was like, no, girl, I gotta get up in there and clean it.

[Paige]

Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I feel like everyone's different though, because like, I feel like what works. I can't just use water. Yeah. What works for some people might not work for others. But like, you can just kind of.

[Haley]

Well, like you use some crazy on your puss. The Dr.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Bond. No, no, not down there.

[Haley]

Oh, I thought you did. I thought we did an episode where.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I was like, I would use that sometimes. I don't use it anymore. I used to, but now just the gold dial soap. And you can't wash in it. You wash all around it. Yeah, with the gold dial soap.

[Paige]

Same thing. She put me onto the gold dial.

[Chelsea Lynn]

The armpits.

[Paige]

The.

[Haley]

I'd use the gold dial on the armpits. Yes, for sure. But I cannot use dial on my hoof. There's no fucking way, dude. Will be an angry dragon if I put anything like that down there. But I do use. What is it called?

[Guest]

She said hoof.

[Paige]

That's what he said.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You stopped at dragon? I stopped at hoof.

[Haley]

Hold on. I'll tell you right now what I use. And it is so. Dude, it makes my vagina just like heaven. Hold on one second.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I will say also, it depends on your vagina, though, because some people are and outies and some people are sensitive and some aren't.

[Paige]

Like, we got lips.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Lips. Yeah, I got a lip, so I don't have to worry about it.

[Haley]

You got any or audis?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Any.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I got lips. Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. I can wash on top of it. Nothing's going in, you know, like. Yeah, yeah. It's like a mask.

[Paige]

Oh.

[Haley]

I use. So for my armpits, I use Dove baby wash. I use that one for my armpits and then I use for my virgin oxygen mask. You guys are sick.

[Chelsea Lynn]

That's not that big. Oh, God.

[Paige]

It's not that big. God.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I don't know. Maybe when I was fatter, it was never really looked.

[Paige]

No. After losing weight, mine's.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's so much different.

[Guest]

Wait, hold on. When you lose weight as a dude, you do get some.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh. Inches.

[Guest]

Does that happen for women as well?

[Chelsea Lynn]

It changes shape if we don't get like.

[Paige]

It's not as.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You know, but it's not as

[Guest]

like. Does it get longer?

[Chelsea Lynn]

No.

[Paige]

I don't know.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I don't know.

[Haley]

Does what get longer?

[Guest]

Your vagina does like. Does it start at the.

[Haley]

No. As you age, your vagina starts to go inverted and you lose things.

[Paige]

I feel like I have a. A great one.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. No, like, I don't. I don't mind it anymore. I'm like, oh, she's kind of cute. I also can, like, see it. I'm like, oh, I can see you so well. I can just literally put my leg up in the shower and shave. So smooth. Oh, it's so nice to shave when you're skinny. You guys, I have been missing out. Like, literally. I was like, hoping a prayer when I was a big. Now that I'm skinny, I'm. I'm looking under her. We're eye to eye to eye.

[Guest]

Is wild.

[Haley]

Send me a damn picnic. What the.

[Paige]

Yeah, we haven't seen you.

[Haley]

Still sounds hot. So what I use on my vagina is I use Cetaphil ultra gentle baby wash and. Okay. It smells so good. And I'm telling you, my vagina is

[Paige]

like, I'M scared to use scent. Does it have, like, a scent?

[Haley]

It's fragrance free, but it also has, like a. It smells good, though. So it's like. Yeah, because I was using Johnson and Johnson and that shit fudgeing had my vagina like shredded beef.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It was a recall. They had a huge. Yeah. They have so many lawsuits.

[Haley]

It was making me sick. It was giving me fudgeing bladder infections. Like, it was bad, dude.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I switched, and I've been using this for, like, the past year, and I just love it. She's just so soft.

[Bunny]

And, like.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Like, I did find, like, this new, like, skin wash. The one that you sent is phenomenal. It smells great, but, like, to leave my skin really smooth. The Aveeno, like, it's for, like, sensitive skin, though. Oh, my gosh. It makes your skin so, so soft. I even got the kids version for my kids. Like, you know, some soaps you can, like, feel on your skin. You can't feel this at all, but it leaves the skin so soft. I shave with it so my legs are, like, extra smooth. Yeah, I love it. Love.

[Paige]

All right, Just make sure you're not using, like, fragrance down there.

[Chelsea Lynn]

No fragrance.

[Haley]

Don't love.

[Paige]

God. Don't use bath and Body works.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And don't clean up in it unless you have to.

[Haley]

You want a yeasty beast on, even

[Paige]

on your whole body? Actually, no, I could. It's not good for you.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Well, I feel like some people think they need to, like, clean up inside of it. Like self. Like crazy. It self cleans it really good. Water inside it.

[Haley]

Inside of it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You don't.

[Haley]

You mean like, going up and I'm not because I spread my lips and I also get in there, too. I don't shove it up in the hole, but I like, clean the crevice.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. Yeah. We're cleaning everything around it.

[Paige]

We're not going inside.

[Chelsea Lynn]

We're not going in.

[Haley]

No, no. Unless you use vaginal estrogen, which that's a whole another subject and. Oh, it is.

[Chelsea Lynn]

But I. I do believe there were girls out there that thought you. Who were supposed to, like, load it up with.

[Haley]

That's for, like, girls who want to douche. And that's like. I don't know.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I don't.

[Paige]

Freaking yeast infection if I did that.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, but there are some people who. You just use water down there. Yeah.

[Guest]

Gotta detail the puss.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Detail the puss is what?

[Haley]

My best friend, who is male, and I have been friends since we were 14.

[Bunny]

We're now 62. We dated in high school, but drifted

[Haley]

apart For a few years, we loved each other, but were stupid and never

[Bunny]

said anything to each other. We reconnected after a while, but were

[Haley]

both married by then. For the longest time, I couldn't figure

[Bunny]

out why his wife hated me.

[Haley]

I mean, I was always nice to her.

[Bunny]

Turns out, on their wedding night, he told her that she should reach out

[Haley]

to me and ask me to show her how to give him a good blow job because she wasn't that good. I was both shocked and flattered. First of all, that is up because that's your wedding night, dude. And your husband says that to you. Bye.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, it's quick enough to turn it around. You don't have to officiate it.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's crazy. You could have got it an old By 24 hours after sunrise, you know? Like, that's insane. If a man would ever said that to me, I'd have. Why did you marry me if I

[Bunny]

sucked Giving you blow jobs?

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my gosh.

[Haley]

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[Chelsea Lynn]

One of my questions is actually. Actually asking you guys any tips on giving head?

[Paige]

I don't give out tips.

[Haley]

Oh, because you're the throat goat. Hey, listen.

[Paige]

Hey, awesome. My family. I'm not.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Nope.

[Paige]

Oh, yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Grandma commented and was like, I did watch this one. Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice]

From last week.

[Paige]

Oh, no, not even my grandma. My entire family. They messaged me about it.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah. You guys, stop watching. We love you.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Watch the other ones.

[Haley]

We need Haley to come out of her shell, and she just finally started coming out of her shell, and now she's clean.

[Paige]

That's why I didn't, like. I know my entire freaking hometown and family washes.

[Haley]

Oh, who cares?

[Paige]

If only they knew the real.

[Haley]

So I think if you're gonna give a good blow job, it needs to be wet. I like to give sloppy blow jobs. No teeth. Cover your teeth. The best practice I ever had was trying to suck a dick with braces on because you have to, you know, like, really cover your teeth so it doesn't shred it like a cheese grater.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Wait, hold on. I just remembered. No, I just remember. I just remember the conversation we had at the plastic surgeon. Do you remember? She's like, you don't just gnaw on it sometimes.

[Haley]

Oh, so good. I love it. I love.

[Paige]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Haley]

Take a dick and just slap her face with it and just kind of like, you just. You're like, this is if you really love the dick. Okay. You have to, like, really?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Not everyone gets.

[Haley]

But sometimes I take it and Like, I'll put it in the back of my teeth, and I just kind of chew on it a little bit, and guys go crazy. Like, they love it. I've never had a dude tell me, no favorite.

[Paige]

Use Listerine.

[Guest]

You said not on it. Like, yeah, like the Snickers.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Take a bite out of it.

[Guest]

That's crazy.

[Haley]

Listerine is about, like, patches. Oh, the strips. No, but I have. I've done, like, other stuff, you know, like.

[Paige]

Like what?

[Haley]

Ice? You know, I can't think right now, but I've. I've done it all. But, no, I haven't done the Listerine strips.

[Guest]

What's the worst time to do it

[Chelsea Lynn]

and the best time to do it? Oh, yeah. When's the worst time? When's the best time?

[Haley]

Worst and best time for what?

[Paige]

A blow job after you've drank all night and you have your freaking cotton mouth. Oh, I look at them, I'll be like, I got no spit.

[Haley]

So here's the thing. When you're like that, you need to choke yourself with the dick. Literally. Let the dick make you gag, and your mouth will salivate so much that it would literally. It'll cover the dick and just. Just all of. All the juice.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Imagine just a bunch of espresso martinis coming in.

[Guest]

That's wild.

[Haley]

That's what you do. You use the dick to just make yourself gag, and then it just instantly makes your mouth wet.

[Bunny]

Never have a problem.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I will say, though, like, girls who have really bad gag reflexes and you have a hard time with it, if you just hold on to your thumb. My thumb just popped.

[Haley]

That was aggressive.

[Paige]

Okay, hold on.

[Chelsea Lynn]

If you clench your thumbs and you focus on that, like, even if it's just one because you want to use your other hand while you're giving head, it. You won't gag.

[Paige]

So I do this and I.

[Chelsea Lynn]

No, no, you just like one. Like, you don't have to make it super obvious, but, like, if you don't want to gag. Yeah.

[Paige]

Don't be in the middle.

[Chelsea Lynn]

But yeah, if you have a really bad gag reflex, you can just hold your thumb down really, really tight.

[Paige]

I lowkey feel like guys, like when you gag, though.

[Haley]

Oh, they love it. Yeah. But no, you know, like, spit on it. You can do all that stuff.

[Paige]

It makes them feel like their dick is big.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. But there are some girls who can't even, like, function.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Giving head.

[Paige]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They're not all like you, Haley.

[Haley]

Yeah. Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a wiener. Okay. I am horny. I'm ovulating. Right now. No, it's not me. I'm not. I'm literally like, my period's about to start. So that's probably why I get feral right before my period.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my God.

[Haley]

Like, ready to roll?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, that. All right.

[Haley]

I thought you guys want to be a part of Ask how confessed, please. Every Sunday go. Or actually any day of the week, just go and fucking dms. Atc. Tell us exactly your story, and we will pick it throughout the week and read it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I would like to read this one only because she took off the. The nails on her thumbs to write it, because she said that she wouldn't be able to type all of this out without with having her nails on. She said, I took my thumbnails off just to type this for you. My sister loves to drink. She consistently goes through people's things that.

[Paige]

What?

[Chelsea Lynn]

That she likes to drink, but she also loves to consistently go through other people's things. So she scavenges. She'll go through other people's perfumes, lotions, clothes, makeup, and their liquor. But my sister was not having it. So fast forward. We became dancers together, me and my friend at the time. Maybe six months in now I'm pregnant, working way less, but still wanted to see my friends. Went to a pool party. She invited all of us, and at the time, I couldn't drink. So my sister, who does her normal thing, decided to go through and rummage through this woman's stuff. She doesn't steal, but worse, she ends up finding a bottle of vodka. She didn't steal any of her lotions or her perfumes, but just this cheap bottle of vodka. When the sister got home, she said, hey, I thought you said you didn't have any alcohol. She said, yeah, the only alcohol we had was the one with her brother's ashes in the bottle. So this girl literally stole the vodka from this lady's house, but it was a tribute and had the ashes of her brother in it. And she drank it at the pool.

[Haley]

Oh, dude.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They never told the lady, and they put the bottle back.

[Guest]

You're a bad person.

[Paige]

They're also liquid in the bottle, too.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And, you know, like, some people, like,

[Chelsea Lynn]

have displays and stuff.

[Paige]

I thought it was just straight ashes. I'm like, how do you know that's not.

[Guest]

That story was very like, my sister's an alcoholic. Here's an alcoholic story.

[Haley]

Tale of an alcoholic.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Exactly.

[Haley]

I don't want under. Understand why. Okay, so if it's alcohol, wouldn't you see the black ashes in there?

[Paige]

I mean, it was a dark bottle,

[Chelsea Lynn]

but she said it was like cheap vodka, so, you know, sometimes they wrap the whole bottle like, you. There's no way to really.

[Paige]

Maybe it was like a super dark color.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. Vodka.

[Haley]

Okay. Because I was like, you would be able to be able to stand in there, like, yeah, like, what are we doing? I freak out.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You've got those ones that are, like. Like wrapped and stuff like that. But yeah.

[Paige]

All right.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Imagine you drink someone's ashes.

[Paige]

Feel the grittiness.

[Guest]

You think you get drunkard.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I mean, but, like, they could have just sprinkled some in and not saying that the whole urn was in there, not his whole body. Did you guys see that? Never mind. I don't know if we can keep this in. Have you guys seen the one where they're dumping out the ashes? It was, like, a ton of ashes. How much of her was it?

[Haley]

What the.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I don't think so. Huge bag of it. That would be me. You guys would just keep dumping. You're like, damn.

[Paige]

No, that's my biggest fear already, being dead. And I. I still have a lot of it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Just, like, it keeps going.

[Haley]

What about the people who get burned and they have, like, metal parts. So, like, the metal parts and it's

[Chelsea Lynn]

a bucket of them. Yeah, they have them next to the incinerator. Like, they just have a bucket of. Body part hurts.

[Haley]

Yeah. Did you guys, like, if you had a hip replacement or a knee replacement? Yeah. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You guys see the one where the lady ate her husband's ashes? She used to, like, literally, like, I think so. Dipstick. It.

[Paige]

Like, like.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. My strange addiction. She ate her husband's ashes. She said it just started one night. And then eventually she ate half of him. That's love.

[Guest]

That's love.

[Haley]

That's crazy.

[Chelsea Lynn]

My boo.

[Guest]

Don't do that.

[Paige]

Oh, my spouse.

[Guest]

I'm coming back. That's love. I'm just saying.

[Haley]

All right, guys, we are on our way to Jackson Hole. I gotta go pack.

[Bunny]

Love you. Bye.

[Haley]

Bye.