Ask, Tell, Confess: Webcam Girls Tell Us Their Strangest Requests

Summary

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Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Webcam Girls Tell Us Their Strangest Requests
Host: Bunnie XO
Date: October 31, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this candid and hilarious Halloween episode, Bunnie XO and friends dive into the wild world of webcam modeling, sharing their own stories and dissecting bizarre real-life confessions from webcam girls about the strangest client requests they’ve ever received. The conversation also unpacks the psychology behind fetishes, sprinkles in stories from strip clubs and Vegas nightlife, and delivers the unfiltered, self-aware humor listeners love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Halloween Spirit & New Live Show (03:11–05:46)

• The festivities begin with the crew donning costumes inspired by Bunnie’s real-life cows and discussing their “gang gang” temperament (06:09–07:07).
• Announcement: Bunnie teases the launch of "We Saw It Online," a new live-streamed show covering everything from pop culture to odd news, exclusive to her Twitch/Kick/Youtube (05:21–05:46).

2. Ask, Tell, Confess – Webcam Girl Stories (10:33–19:01)

• Bunnie reminisces about her days as a webcam girl, highlighting that the job is lucrative but often comes with extremely strange requests.

  • Notable Quote:
    “Me being an ex-webcam girl, I could relate with all of this … The thread was crazy. Things that customers have asked these webcam girls to do. And these girls told all.” (10:33)

• Creepiest Request: A man repeatedly tipped Bunnie heavily but insisted she “hang herself on the back of [her] door” for $5,000. Bunnie blocked him, joking about the illogical nature of the offer if she didn’t survive.

  • Quote/Awareness:
    "I'm not here to yuck anybody's yum ... But I draw the line at hanging yourself." (12:04)

• The hosts reflect on the spectrum of fetishes, emphasizing that there’s a kink for everything—even for sneezing or furry costumes (12:25–13:13).

3. Fetishes: Definitions, Confessions, and Personal Preferences (13:35–17:07)

• The group debates what constitutes a fetish versus a preference, with humorous examples ranging from feet and schoolgirl outfits to vintage porn.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “A fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part, or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing…” (15:09, Bunnie reading a definition)
    • “I love sex outside. I love men in makeup.” (15:57, Bunnie)
• They poke fun at themselves, discussing grooming habits and family genetics linked to personal grooming (hairlessness), sparking playful banter about being “hairless cats” and “literal seals.” (17:34–18:14)

4. Deep Dive into Strange Client Requests (19:01–30:37)

Selections from Online Confessions:

• Rubber Glove Guy: One cam girl’s client wanted her to say “rubber gloves” sexually while he pleasured himself (19:01).
• Bug Squishing Fandom: Another only wanted her to pretend to squish bugs under her shoe—“No real bugs, just pretend" (19:38).
• Melon Man: A client would drill a hole in a watermelon and simulate intercourse with it on camera, maintaining eye contact and complimenting the model (23:36).
  • "I've seen a dude f** a watermelon."* (23:53)
• Beach Ball Guy: He could only be aroused by dancers threatening to pop a beach ball with something sharp (20:12). The hosts speculate playfully, “I wonder what happens to somebody to where they become erotically stimulated by the threatening of a beach ball.” (20:33)
• Other highlights: Sneezing on command (including pepper-sniffing as an aid), clients wearing diapers, and “masturbate with cheese” requests (21:48–30:06).

Roleplay and Backstory Theories:

• The hosts often try to trace fetishes back to childhood trauma or formative experiences, but stress that not all kinks are trauma-linked (27:13).

5. Family Antics & Light-Hearted Moments (29:04–33:02)

• The group calls up Braden to humorously reenact his childhood Michael Jackson dance routines, linking back to conversations about how early experiences and personalities shape adult interests (29:04–32:26).
  • “He was a costume boy, like my brother would be in full Spider Man costume dancing to Michael Jackson…” (28:23, C)
• Theater kid stories close out the episode with self-aware charm.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bunnie XO on Handling Red Line Fetishes:
  “I love hearing about fetishes, I love partaking in fetishes, some of the fetishes. But I draw the line at hanging yourself.” (12:04)
• On the Variety of Fetishes:
  “There’s a kink for everything ... you could stick a toe in a light socket and that’s a freaking fetish.” (12:25)
• Bunnie’s Definition:
  “A fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part, or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing…” (15:09)
• C's Vintage Porn Preference:
  “It’s just porn like before ... like the 90s is my favorite. Like 70s, 80s. I like how bush some…” (16:32)
• On Family Grooming:
  “You are hairless, cat.” (17:48)
  “Jaime is the softest person I've ever touched. I touched his arm the other day, and it felt like a literal seal.” (17:51)
• On Wild Requests:
  “The goal was a freestanding party hair panty hair tower. By the end, I look like Marge Simpson.” (26:13)
• On Sneezing for Fans:
  “That’s like, one of the top, like, fetish requests whenever you’re doing webcam is dudes want you to sneeze on cue…” (21:56)

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Timestamps – Highlights

• 03:11: Halloween banter; new live show announcement.
• 10:33–19:01: Deep dive into webcam stories and the world of strange requests.
• 13:35–17:07: Fetish talk: definitions, preferences, and self-aware confessions.
• 19:01–30:37: Web-submitted confessions; the rubber gloves, sneezing, watermelon, cheese, and beach ball tales.
• 29:04–33:02: Michael Jackson dance segment with Braden; childhood stories and theater kid laughs.

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode mixes raw, honest humor with curiosity and empathy, never shaming people for their kinks but often poking fun at the bizarreness of life on and off the webcam. The cast's chemistry shines as they blend risqué confessions, self-deprecating jokes, and touching family moments, creating an episode as outrageous as it is relatable.

If you want to share a strange confession or story, Bunnie and crew are eager to explore more next episode—sub and reach out!

Transcript

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[B]

More.

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[B]

That's why I told her I was like I had to go elegant with the eyes because S' more has beautiful makeup.

[C]

S'.

[A]

Mores. I like your eyes like that by the way. They look really good.

[B]

I haven't put. Yeah, yeah. I haven't put liner in my waterline. In at least eight years.

[A]

No, I love it. All day I've been looking at you.

[B]

Like, okay, you're gonna do it in the makeup aesthetic.

[A]

That is my fantasy.

[C]

We know. Yep.

[A]

I'll hard in the makeup. Doesn't Jaime look like a dad? Sometimes.

[C]

All the time.

[D]

I get that a lot, actually.

[B]

Are we.

[A]

Are we recording? Yeah. Okay. All right. Did you get the hard too?

[D]

Am I hard?

[A]

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[B]

Yeah. Halloweeners.

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[B]

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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[D]

We.

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We're going to have fun with it. Hopefully that you guys will enjoy it too and be able to come over there and hang out with us and. Yeah.

[B]

So can't wait.

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[C]

Wow.

[A]

Who are you guys dressed up as?

[C]

I'm Crunch.

[B]

I am S' more.

[A]

And I'm in love. Yeah, those are my babies. I walked in the house today, I knew something was up because I'm pulling in my house and I see Jaime at the driveway. And I'm like, why is Jaime meeting me outside? And then I get closer and I see he has his camera in his hand. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, what's going on? And he's like, they have a surprise for you. And I'm like. And I'm like, did they dress up as Jelly and Bunny? And he's like, you'll see. And so I go in and then they're just sitting there crunching S'. More. It was the cutest thing eating watermelon. Eating watermelon. And then we took them outside to see Crunch and s'. More. My cows have had. Listen. Somebody called them hoodlum highlands the other day, and that's ex. They're straight up gang gang members.

[B]

Yes, they are.

[A]

My freaking cows are gang gang. Like they are not sweet, docile creatures like I thought they were gonna be. They are freaking insane.

[B]

Is he's very rough and rowdy.

[A]

Crunchy is. Is a gangster, dude.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. You shit on a pumpkin, you put.

[B]

Your horn in my ass.

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[B]

I wasn't prepared.

[A]

Dude, I love them. I've had some weird requests as a cat, as a webcam girl. One time there was this guy, he used to come in my room all the time and he would give me a lot of like, money, like tip me. Because on webcam I used to work for my free cams. You can go into the chat rooms, you can do private. So you can make a lot of fucking money. Like 500, whatever. 500,000 an hour. It just depends on what your rate is, whatever they want to give you. We used to do privates all the time. Everything was great. But I never saw his face. Never saw his face, never heard him speak. And like anytime I would do something, like if he would take me in a private, I couldn't see anything. And it was just me kind of entertaining him but not getting a response. Where normally I could either see them or see what they were doing or like hear them. This person was always not. He wouldn't make any noise or anything like that. Creepy. So after he had been coming in for a few weeks, this man asked me to hang myself on the back of my door. And he said he would give me five grand to do it. I was like, how would I know if I survived to get the five grand?

[B]

Yeah, I'd be faking it so quick.

[A]

I blocked him after that. I was like, that's just too. And listen, I'm not here to yuck anybody's yum. I love hearing about fetishes. I love partaking in fetishes, some of the fetishes. But I draw the line at hanging yourself. You know, like there's. There's just. Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Trigger warning.

[B]

Well, isn't there a whole kink for chloroform?

[A]

Listen, there's a kink for everything. You could freaking stick a toe in a light socket and that's a freaking fetish. As there's like, there's people who make. There's people who are. People right now would be completely fetishized with you. Dude, please. Is that the word fetish sized? Yeah, because you're. Is it. Is that the word, Jaime? Fetishized fetish or something like that? Anyways, they would be in love with you guys because you guys are like, plushies right now.

[B]

Isn't this what furries do?

[A]

Yeah, basically. Furries just open up that trap door in the back of that outfit, bend over and take it.

[B]

Jason said he wanted to check my utter later.

[A]

Listen, this is my fantasy, okay? She literally was like.

[B]

She literally was like, you guys going to fuck later in that?

[A]

Yeah, like I would if Jay was here. We'd be banging right now in this makeup Now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Plastered all over my face. Somebody said, I look at Chris, motionless. I was like, let's not start that again. God. I've already been in the headlines enough this week. I'm over it. Yeah, I'm over it. Like, could I. I just want to disappear and never be in the headlines again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Completely fine with it. God. Jaime.

[D]

Yes, ma'?

[B]

Am?

[A]

Do you have any fetishes?

[D]

No, actually, I don't.

[A]

Yes, you do. You have a cat fetish.

[D]

We've.

[A]

I do love my cat, but in a weird way.

[D]

Yeah, actually, it's.

[C]

Yeah, it's a little. Sometimes it can get a little.

[A]

It's a little weird.

[D]

Not. You're telling me.

[A]

Have you ever made out with a cat?

[D]

No.

[A]

I French kissed Chachi before.

[D]

I get very close, I just grab my cat's face and just kiss them, you know?

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[D]

It's an addiction almost. I'm a cat.

[B]

Same thing all the time.

[A]

Oh, I'll make out with Chachi right now. This is my freaking son. I birthed him.

[B]

Chachi comes up with black paint on his face.

[A]

I birthed this dude. Like, he. And he lets me kiss him. I love him. No, but you don't have any fetishes, like, in bed or with Brooke or anything. Do you like her feet like, most dudes? Like, schoolgirl outfits or like.

[D]

No, I mean, I like Brooke's feet, but it's not like, I don't need him to get off. That makes sense.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I think a fetish is, like, you absolutely. Like, it's like, you need it to get off. I just appreciate her pretty feet because she got pretty feet.

[B]

I don't think I have anything that's like, has to be that.

[A]

Yeah, No, I don't have anything that has to be that, but I have things that I like. So, I mean, it's like. Would like.

[B]

Yeah. What does that give it? A gook s chat? What?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If a fetish has to be a particular thing that gets you off, like, what's the actual definition of a fetish?

[C]

Anything. I'm asexual.

[A]

No, you're not. You love getting Dick down.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey Sunny. Hey there. Always great to hear from you. What's on your mind today? Can you tell me what the definition of a fetish is? Absolutely. So a fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing is usually something that goes beyond what people might consider typical turn ons. And it can be a key part of someone's sexuality. Let me know if you want to dive deeper. Is a fetish something that has to be done every time you're in a scenario or is it just something you prefer? Yeah, great question. A fetish doesn't necessarily have to be something that you need every single time. Some people. Yeah, I didn't think so. So I guess we all have our own little finishes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I love sex outside. I love men in makeup.

[C]

Vintage.

[A]

I love Boy George.

[B]

Huh? She loves that vintage porn.

[A]

That can never happen to me. You love vintage porn. That's what if you play though. I love oiled up people in porn. That's a fetish.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What's considered vintage porn?

[C]

Also nuisance.

[A]

Now explain to the listeners at home what vintage porn is this woman. Okay, can we tell them your whack off habit?

[C]

No. Ok. No. Because my grandma watches this nanny.

[B]

Turn it off.

[A]

Grandma. Turn it off. Okay, okay. But what is vintage porn?

[C]

It's just porn like before. Like the 90s is my favorite. Like 70s, 80s. I like how bush some.

[A]

Do you like bush?

[C]

I don't really care.

[A]

Oh see I guess I like these.

[B]

Straight or curly is mine. Yeah.

[A]

I don't have a greater critic.

[B]

Yeah, but when you. Have you ever had.

[A]

I don't think I've ever.

[B]

Have you guys not seen that online? Right now that girls are finding out that some have straight and some have curly.

[C]

Mine's curly.

[A]

I can't grow mine out that long. I just can't do it. It's no.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like mine's like straightish.

[A]

Do you have bush memes?

[B]

Well, I don't. If I had some it would be like on the straighter side.

[A]

Are you a bushwhacker?

[B]

No. It won't grow in thick. Like you know how some people you can't even see skin?

[C]

Yeah, Mine's not like that either.

[B]

Oh yeah. No. You can see my skin way even.

[A]

If it gets there. It gets there if you let it grow.

[C]

I don't let mine grow that long.

[B]

I feel like I let mine grow pretty far. Especially after babies and I still like it. Doesn't Fill in? Yeah, it just.

[A]

She said, like, why are we even trying? Like, there's sometimes that I'll go without, like, shaving my legs forever, but I will always have my vagina shaved. There's no way. I cannot. I also don't have a lot of hair, though, either, so.

[B]

No, you are hairless, cat.

[A]

I get that from Bill.

[B]

You are a literal seal. Like, Jaime is the softest person I've ever touched. I touched his arm the other day, and it felt like a literal seal.

[A]

He said, facts, facts.

[B]

It was crazy. I use.

[A]

What products do you use?

[D]

Nothing. If anything, I'll use some, like the non scented lubriderm, but I don't. I use it, like, maybe, like once. Like a week maybe.

[A]

You're Asian, though, right?

[D]

No, no, I'm Mexican.

[A]

You're a Mexican. I was gonna say Asians have the best skin, though, don't they? I didn't know if you had a little bit of Asian in you, too.

[D]

No, I got. I still got to do the. What do you do? Like, pee in a cup or you poop in a cup where they tell you who you are or something?

[B]

Oh, it's a swab in your mouth. My guy.

[A]

Yeah. Who's in a car, too.

[D]

I'm not pooping in anything.

[C]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Oh, you poop everywhere. I mean, you poop everywhere. Yeah, you're like my husband.

[B]

Yeah, that's actually poop at parties.

[A]

I like to poop at parties. She's a party pooper. All right, who's gonna kick this off?

[B]

This is your subject. You started out.

[A]

You have some saved. You started. You kick it off. Because I'm not prepared. There were so many good ones. How do you even prepare for that?

[C]

All right, this one girl said that she has a rubber glove guy, and every time they do it, he always wanted her to talk about his rubber gloves stroking his dick. I had to say rubber gloves over and over and over.

[B]

I mean, I just started picturing or.

[C]

Saying rubber gloves, rubber gloves.

[A]

But she probably had to say it sexy. Like, rubber gloves, rubber gloves. You know that later. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, that's. There's some people who are into it.

[C]

And then she also said she has a bug squishing guy. He. She said, used to have a regular. And all he wanted me to do was act out squishing bugs. Like roaches, etc. Under my shoe. No, real bugs. Just pretend.

[B]

Oh, that's weird.

[D]

At least it was nice about it. He didn't kill any bugs.

[B]

I mean, I guess you're Right. She wasn't out there picking bugs out of the garden. And so that is crazy.

[A]

All right, so this girl said the strangest one I had was a man wearing a diaper who jizzed in a cup and showed it to me.

[C]

Damn it.

[A]

He took mine also. When I was a dancer, we had a beach ball guy that would get off if we held something sharp to a beach ball and I popped it for him. We also had one guy come in to give us back rubs, too. No dances, just back rubs. And he was great at it.

[B]

Wait, he gave them back rubs?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a little too much. Oh, I wouldn't be able to take that. But the. I don't. It's just. I wonder what happens to somebody to where they become erotically stimulated by the threatening of a beach ball.

[C]

He stems back to childhood, maybe.

[A]

I mean, maybe I don't want to say anything wrong here, because I don't want to, you know, assume, but I would think maybe, in a way, it could be taking back control of something that was taken from them. A beach ball got taken from them. He's snoring.

[C]

Maybe. Yeah. Maybe it was some traumatic event that made them.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't know. I don't. Taking a beach ball away from.

[A]

We are not laughing at people who have a beach ball fetish. Okay?

[B]

I want to know how that happened. In which you were. Said you don't want. No, wait. If you have a beach ball fetish.

[C]

Fetish, you should comment. Yes, we started it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I will literally call you on next week's yes.

[A]

Sub and message. Mimi. The freaking phone number calling you, and.

[B]

We'Re gonna talk this out.

[A]

Yeah, I just want to know where it started.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Go ahead, Mimi, you're next.

[B]

This one I thought was funny only because I was sneezing crazy earlier. Someone used to call and pay to hear me sneeze.

[A]

Yeah, we used to snort pepper to do that.

[B]

What?

[A]

That's like, one of the top, like, fetish requests whenever you're doing webcam is dudes want you to sneeze on cue for some reason. It's like, their thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you snort pepper.

[B]

That's what she says. He had a list of things to help assist me in doing so. But after I tried sniffing some pepper, it hurt. I would just fake it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What makes someone get off?

[A]

Can you do a fake sneeze? I mean, if I got paid for it.

[C]

I'm sure I meant right now.

[B]

Try. What the.

[C]

It's so fake.

[B]

Try it.

[D]

I can't I can't. I. I was so close.

[C]

Fake it.

[A]

I don't know, it's kind of hard. I've never faked one. I just sorted white pepper works the best, by the way.

[D]

I can't.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Can you fake?

[A]

Go ahead, Mimi.

[B]

You guys did it. So cute.

[A]

No, Mimi, you do it now. You can't put us.

[B]

I can't fake my cute sneeze. Like, I don't know.

[D]

She does have an adorable sneeze.

[A]

I don't know. I'd have to. You have to really put.

[C]

Your mind's a yell.

[A]

You'd have to really put your back into it if you're, like, faking a sneeze.

[D]

Oh, wait, you want me to fake sneeze on the mic?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Like the way I do it?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. That's usually how it goes.

[A]

Exactly how you speak. Scared my dog.

[D]

I'm sorry. Chaos.

[A]

God.

[B]

Exactly how he sneezed.

[A]

What the hell?

[B]

Yeah, I sneezed one time and Jelly said, I don't mean this in a rude way. I just didn't expect that to come out of you.

[A]

I know. My husband has no filter.

[B]

Dude, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard about my sneeze. Ever. Yeah, all right.

[A]

This one. This girl said, melon man. Sweet, sweetest guy who just liked to drill a hole and a big watermelon doggy style while looking straight into the camera and telling me how pretty I was. I've seen a dude, a watermelon.

[B]

I kind of get that one.

[A]

Yeah, I get it.

[B]

It's really wet, but it's too cold. Solid and too cold.

[A]

Yeah, it's like flesh inside there. Yeah, right.

[C]

But what if the watermelon. Like, it's in the.

[B]

Oh, condom.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

They're watermelons. I don't think they're using condom.

[A]

There's a club called the Palomino Club in Las Vegas.

[C]

Shout out.

[A]

Palomino Club. I don't know if they still do this, but on weeknights they had. They had guys down or. Yeah, I think it was guys. Either downstairs or upstairs. Downstairs, I believe. And the girls were upstairs. And I think it was. It was Tosh that was with me, and we went there and this guy was on stage with a big old watermelon and it had a hole and he was getting it. Dude, I'm talking, like, we just couldn't even believe that that was a thing. Our young, impressionable minds. And then we went upstairs and girls were shooting golf balls out of their hoo.

[B]

Ha's that one I can believe.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And ping pong balls. And they were just bounce. That's what they sounded like. It was crazy. The power to shoot one of those.

[B]

Out of your weird stuff you've seen in Vegas. Didn't you say one guy used to, like, twist his into, like, designs and stuff?

[A]

That wasn't me.

[B]

Someone told me about that. They said that they went to a show one time and the guy would, like, twist it into, like, shapes.

[A]

They do have something like that in Vegas. I think there's a show that does that, but I. I've never seen it. Oh, was it a. We were gonna go see it. It was a tick tock that I showed you, I think.

[B]

Was it?

[A]

Yeah, I wanted to go see it.

[C]

Showed it on the tick tock.

[A]

No, it didn't show, but it told you, like, what would you imagine if.

[B]

It was like a balloon dog or something?

[C]

That's what I'm thinking in my head.

[A]

How do you discover you have that talent, though? You just start twisting it up like a freaking bow.

[B]

No, no, I remember this one.

[A]

And how big.

[B]

Put it around the steering wheel.

[A]

Say that again.

[C]

What?

[D]

Whoa. What?

[A]

We'd like to hear that again.

[B]

Yeah, it was able to put it around the steering wheel.

[A]

Amanda dating.

[C]

I want to know.

[B]

I was seen.

[A]

Was he flaccid when this happened? Okay.

[D]

Placid dunk.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Jason, you are a size queen. You're an undercover size queen. I know it. Because we heard Jason's got a big old slong. Go ahead, Go ahead.

[B]

Hey.

[C]

All right. This one guy would ask me to wrap my hair upwards and as many pairs of underwear as possible. The goal was a freestanding party hair panty hair tower. By the end, I look like Marge Simpson.

[A]

I wonder if, like, his mom did that or something. Like, you know, that's like an old, old school type thing to wrap your hair up in panties. Like.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't like Pam do that. She would, like, take a G string and like. Yeah, I've liter seen you do that one time.

[A]

I had to because I didn't have a hair tie. But I don't make it a one time. Yeah, one time. One time only. It was a one time only show. Yeah. I wonder where that fetish stems from. Or maybe like, a girl in school did it and it just turned them on when it happened.

[B]

Yeah, I think it. I don't think it's so much of, like, how many it's done. It's like, you know, just to get that repetitive. So I bet You, a girl probably in high school, did it like, one time and he stuck onto that.

[C]

Yeah, he's a.

[B]

Keep going.

[C]

Now that I think about a sort of trauma bond.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think all fetishes have to resort back to any sort of trauma, because I was five, six years old, and I'm telling you, Boy George was like, I was obsessed with him. I wanted to marry him, and it was a dude in makeup. And to this day, I love feminine men. I love gay guys. I love Jeffree star.

[C]

Stem from your childhood, huh?

[A]

That stemmed from your child, but there's no trauma.

[C]

No attached.

[B]

No. Yeah, it was like.

[C]

But it did stem from your childhood.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. But there's no trauma attached to it.

[B]

But was that time in your life traumatic and that's what brought you happiness?

[A]

I mean, my whole life was traumatic. Read the book. Drops to 1026. Yes, my whole life was freaking traumatic, But I don't think it was a particular time that was like.

[B]

Yeah, but you know when you're in that fight or flight for so much and you grasp onto that one thing that makes you so happy, and I bet you at one point you were watching a music video in that moment, just made you so happy that your mind constantly attached itself to that made.

[A]

Me happy because I was going to marry Boy George.

[B]

You were?

[A]

I was. I even kind of had a crush on Michael Jackson. I just. It's feminine.

[C]

My brother had a Michael Jackson phase.

[B]

Excuse me. He. What do you mean by this, though?

[C]

He was like. He was probably like six, five or six. And he would be in full Spider man costume and dance to full on Michael Jackson videos on the coffee table. And he get yelled at because he was on top of the coffee table.

[A]

Can he do Michael Jackson moves? Do we need to give Braden a little facetimey time, please?

[B]

Wait.

[C]

He's gonna hate.

[B]

Turn the TV on. Hate me.

[A]

He has to do a Michael Jackson dance for us. He might be having a phone. Phone time with a special friend.

[C]

Maybe at Bible study.

[A]

Does he go to Bible study? Oh, I love that Braden. And by the way, ladies, Braden is single.

[C]

So single.

[A]

He's 24, very cute, has the best personality. He's literally Haley, but a boy.

[B]

Yeah. A thousand percent. Yeah. All right.

[A]

You got lucky, Braden. Dang, you got lucky.

[B]

This was your time to shine. Yeah.

[A]

If you guys want to see Braden dance like Michael Jackson, we'll have him the video later.

[B]

And we're going to insert it into this episode.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely. For sure.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Do you want to go Next.

[B]

All right, this one, there's a couple of them. Some of the most out of their fetishes were the stethoscope guy. Who wouldn't believe me that most people own a legit stethoscope for such occasion? Masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert the cheese somewhere other than my mouth. The hairy arm, hairy pussy, and must fix a car in her garage fetish. Literally, could have asked for more stuff to role play. Okay.

[A]

That all blended together.

[B]

So she made, like, a list.

[A]

So there's a hairy cheese guy.

[B]

There's a masturbating cheese and car.

[A]

I heard cheese and Harry, and I'm just wondering how that worked.

[B]

The masturbate with cheese guy, he wanted me to insert cheese somewhere other than my mouth.

[A]

Okay. And then what was the next thing.

[B]

That this guy was? A hairy guy. He wanted hair everywhere.

[A]

Yeah, there's a lot of those.

[B]

Yeah. Really?

[A]

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of guys who.

[B]

Turn the TV on.

[A]

Yeah, I've heard people say that. Is Braden calling right now. Okay.

[B]

All right. All right, Braden.

[A]

And you're on air right now.

[C]

Yeah, you're on air on the podcast right now. By the way.

[A]

We need you to get out of your car and dance like Michael Jackson.

[B]

Yeah, Go stand in front of the.

[C]

Phone up and do your Michael Jackson moves, please.

[A]

And we just told all the girls that you're single, too, and they're all going to see you.

[C]

Yeah. I also said that you wore a spider man costume when you did it. I'm sorry.

[A]

But this is when you were young.

[C]

This was just a few years ago.

[A]

Everybody. Your face, Braden. Everybody's going to see you.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Okay. Set the phone up. You look like dad.

[B]

Set.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Shake and Bake is hot.

[B]

Shake and Bake can get it.

[A]

I don't know about that. Yeah, like that? I didn't say it. That was Mimi. Here we go.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

I thought he already.

[C]

Oh, he's put him in sport mode. Come on. He's nervous. He's stalling. Go.

[B]

Do the hand thing.

[A]

I can't. The hand thing, where you put the hand down in the. Oh, my God. Braden. This is great. Crying.

[B]

Braden.

[A]

Thank you so much. Good job. Good job. God, I wish I had.

[C]

Oh, my God, that time.

[A]

All right, Braden.

[B]

Bye, baby.

[C]

All right, love you.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Goodbye.

[A]

Oh, my God. That is so fun. All it took was him hearing that beat. No, he's got minting. I know what I'm doing.

[C]

I'm telling you, Brayden, when he was younger.

[B]

So funny.

[C]

But he would be so serious about it. He would. He would. He was a costume boy, like my.

[A]

Okay, let's. I think we're revealing a little too much. All right? So thanks, Braden, for that. That was great. We're trying to get him laid here, Haley.

[C]

Whoops.

[A]

It's like he was a theater kid. Not that there's anything wrong with theater kids. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. You're still a little bit of a theater kid. Bailey's a theater kid.

[C]

I'm not, like, super theater kid.

[B]

Hey, I played in the wizard of Oz.

[A]

I played in all the Jesus plays.

[C]

I was in Greece.

[A]

Listen, I had to move everything.

[B]

Here we go. It was.

[A]

That was hilarious.

[B]

That was top tier, guys.

[A]

And on that note, I mean, we cannot beat that. We're out of here. See you guys next week. Love you. Bye.