Ask, Tell, Confess: We’ll Probably Get Cancelled For These Confessions

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast — Episode Summary

Episode Title

Ask, Tell, Confess: We’ll Probably Get Cancelled For These Confessions
Release Date: January 9, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-Hosts: Jaime, Haley, Bob, and other recurring panelists

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Dumb Blonde" is all about brutally honest, off-the-wall confessions and answers from listeners and the hosts themselves. With no topic off limits, Bunnie XO and her friends dive into audience-submitted scenarios and secrets, tackling everything from wild relationship drama to surreal and awkward work stories, all with their trademark humor, irreverence, and relatability. The crew isn't afraid of controversy ("we’ll probably get cancelled for these confessions") and brings plenty of laughs, jaw-dropping moments, and a few life lessons along the way.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Warm-Up and Bob's Thoughtful Presents

Timestamps: 02:26–07:14

• The group celebrates being "back in action" post-holidays.
• Listener Bob sends handmade bracelets to the crew, including one for Jelly Roll; the hosts gush over the thoughtful, personal nature of the gift.
  • Jaime (06:15): "I didn't know what I was missing in life until I got a Bob out present."
  • Excitement about getting Bob to appear at their live LA show.
• Lots of affection for Bob—plans to end their live shows with a “Bob Out.”

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2. Confessions Round One: Wild Relationship Stories

Timestamps: 09:12–11:42

• Listener shares a story about cutting off a friend who was in an abusive relationship with a man in a wheelchair.
  • The group processes the story with a mix of awkward laughter and concern. Some hosts share similar odd stories (like “Big Mike” the Vegas pimp in a wheelchair).
    • Jaime (09:59): "I don't know if laughing is appropriate, but it's the first instinct I had... I got nervous. And two, it's almost unbelievable."
  • Conversation turns to the difficulty of responding to heavy or bizarre confessions on-air.
  • Takeaway: It's always better to support friends in rough situations rather than walk away.

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3. Sugar Daddy Gone Wild

Timestamps: 12:20–14:36

• Listener confesses to a pseudo-sugar daddy arrangement with a man she’s never met. He pays her to send wild, animated, often bestiality-themed images and text, especially involving horses.
  • The panel is equal parts incredulous and understanding about the weirdness of online interactions.
    • Jaime (14:10): "He was probably turning around and selling them or putting them on a dark web website or something like that."
  • Jaime offers advice on the risks of sharing any explicit material online, noting the existence of "pic collectors" who may redistribute images.
  • Key Point: "All money ain't good money, baby. Trust me, that part." (Jaime, 14:37)

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4. The 3AM Coffee Shop Disaster—Boos, Blowjobs, and Bagels

Timestamps: 14:49–18:46

• Shocking listener confession about managing a 24-hour coffee shop and dealing with an employee who propositioned teenagers with oral sex in exchange for alcohol, then falsely claimed assault and triggered a police response.
  • The hosts are horrified, struggling to respond to the heaviness and legal gray areas.
  • Ongoing jokes about the friend “making a sandwich” while all this happened.
  • Haley (18:25): "I would have been the friend though, that's making the sandwich."
  • Discussion turns to questions about the ages involved and the prevalence of workplace cameras.

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5. Teenage Hitchhiking, LSD, and Stranger Kindness

Timestamps: 18:46–23:39

• Listener recounts running away at 13, hitchhiking with a friend, doing LSD for the first time, a friend being hit by a car, and a random stranger ensuring her safety.
  • Hosts compare stories of wild youth, the dangers of hitchhiking, and how such escapades usually teach lifelong lessons.
    • Jaime (22:56): "I never did that again. I learned a lesson."
  • The crew stresses: Hitchhiking and doing drugs are risky and not to be romanticized.

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6. Reader Questions: The Secret to Flawless Legs

Timestamps: 25:55–27:35

• Several listeners asked about Jaime’s perfect-looking legs in recent New Year’s photos.
  • Answer: She was wearing dancer tights/pantyhose for a flawless effect.
  • Panel discusses social media comments, body-shaming, and handling online haters with savage clapbacks.
    • Jaime (27:29): "Somebody's like, she's gotten fat. I was like, you have no teeth."
  • The hosts joke about comparing themselves to their internet critics, finding humor in the double standards.

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7. The Art of the Clapback & Social Media Drama

Timestamps: 27:35–31:27

• Extended and hilarious exchange about the panel’s favorite responses to online trolls.
  • Mention of a viral creator who impersonates her haters.
  • Examples of brutal but witty retorts, often involving looking up details on commenters' families or profile pics.
    • Jaime (29:47): "I've never seen a hater that looked better than me ever. Not one time."
  • Discussion on getting banned from platforms for creative insults.
  • Fun FaceTime with friend Matt Matthews, who got his own comment removed for calling Haley a "crusty, dusty, musty, mildewed hoe."

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8. Chores, Animals, and Approaching Tornadoes

Timestamps: 31:27–33:12

• Light-hearted discussion about farm chores, animal care, and stress during potential tornado weather.
  • Joking banter about "going up in the Nader" (tornado) with their livestock.
  • More talk about the wild and unpredictable weather in the South.

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9. Show Structure & Announcements

Timestamps: 33:36–36:11

• The Ask, Tell, Confess segment was originally a short-form miniseries now included in the main YouTube show.
• All episodes, uncensored and with video, are on YouTube, not behind a paywall any more.
  • Public Service: “If you want uncensored versions, just subscribe to the XO Club right there on YouTube.”
• Explanation for censorship on YouTube and encouragement to follow/subscribe for more wild content.

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Notable & Memorable Moments

• Bob’s Handmade Bracelets: The deeply personal, adorable listener gift sets a heartfelt, inclusive tone for the episode.
• "Big Mike the Pimp" (10:00): Used as comic relief for one of the more disturbing stories.
• Jaime’s Social Media Claps Back (27:29, 28:03): “Linda, you’re holding a bottle alcohol in your profile picture and said, wine tastings. Your second job. Sounds trashy to me.”
• Comment About Haters (29:47): “I've never seen a hater that looked better than me ever. Not one time.”
• Jaime’s Ban for a Creative Insult (29:54): "I called somebody a ramen noodle... And they banned me for 30 days."
• Panel’s Handling of Heavy Topics: They acknowledge the tension of making light of serious confessions without context, and stress the importance of learning life lessons from wild experiences.

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Takeaways & Tone

• The hosts balance wild, sometimes dark listener confessions with humor and occasional seriousness.
• There’s a genuine camaraderie and a safe-space vibe—listeners are encouraged to share even the secrets “you’d cancel us for.”
• While much of the episode is filled with laughter and sarcasm, the hosts do provide real advice, especially about safety, consent, and online privacy.
• They address and laugh at internet hate, proudly owning who they are and reminding listeners of the value of being authentic and unbothered by keyboard warriors.

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For More Content

• Watch on YouTube: Full uncut, uncensored Ask Tell Confess as visual episodes.
• Next Week: More confessions, themed advice, and the possibility of Bob joining a live show!

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Final Message:
The “Dumb Blonde” panel says goodbye with a quick reminder: laugh at life, don’t take yourself too seriously, and if you’re going to troll someone, be ready for a clapback!

Transcript

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[Haley]

Ask.

[Bob]

I confess.

[Jaime]

Hello friends. Welcome to another.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

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[Haley]

L.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

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[Haley]

I mean, how would. How would you sing it? How would you sing? Confess.

[Unknown Male Host]

Confess.

[Jaime]

So do the intro. Do the intro.

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[Unknown Male Host]

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[Jaime]

No, that's the freaking dumb Blonde podcast.

[Unknown Male Host]

I know, but I gotta. I gotta get. I gotta lean into it. I can't just. Welcome back to another Ask ael.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Confess.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Wow, that was. God, we might have a highway. Should we have Jaime do it every week?

[Haley]

I feel like a WWE match.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah, a little, little radio voice.

[Jaime]

I got energized. I literally got energized from that. That was great.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm ready to record.

[Jaime]

That was great.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Here we go.

[Jaime]

All right, guys. The holidays are over, thank God. And we are back at It. Back in action.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Humbug.

[Bunny]

That's me.

[Jaime]

Back in action. Who's ready to kick this off? I'm excited, guys.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

We. Speaking of holidays, we got a present from Bob. First we have to listen to his voicemails, though, because he did call us and let us know that he sent us a present.

[Jaime]

We love you, Bob. Hey, and by the way, guys, if you buy a ticket to come see the show, we are going to try to see if we can get Bob to be a part of the show in la.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yep.

[Jaime]

He wants to come to the LA show.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

So Bob at a show.

[Jaime]

Bob out. Coming out on stage. Bob out.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Here we go.

[Bob]

This is Bob. Bob. Bob is out. Bob is. I'm gonna give you. Send you guys your presentation.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

We haven't recorded in a while because we stacked a little bit to get through the holidays, so I think he thought maybe we didn't get our presents, so he called back again.

[Bob]

This is Bob. When you gonna find out about your package?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Bob, we got your package.

[Jaime]

Bob, we got your package.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Open it.

[Jaime]

First of all, Bob, you are the sweetest man ever. Thank you so much for our presence. I'm so excited.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

He said made us something, guys.

[Jaime]

He made it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

He made these for us. I don't know whose or whose, but I'm going to let you open them and we'll figure them out.

[Jaime]

Oh, Bob. I love freaking Reno.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yep. Hey. Ready?

[Jaime]

Putting on the glasses so I can see there. What is it?

[Haley]

What is it?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

It's the nicest thing I've ever gotten. He made us bracelets.

[Jaime]

Oh, my goodness.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

He made one for Jelly Roll. This one's Jaime's.

[Unknown Male Host]

Stop.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Give it to me. Jaime, come get your present.

[Jaime]

Come get your present, Jaime.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That one's for Jelly Roll.

[Haley]

I can't.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I bet you the one with the boat. It is the one with the bows for Bunny.

[Jaime]

Oh, my God. Stop it. Gino, look, we got a present. Look at him stop.

[Haley]

I bet you that's yours.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. He knew all of our personalities.

[Bunny]

Hold on.

[Jaime]

How do I open them?

[Haley]

He got tins to match.

[Jaime]

He's a great freaking. He can wrap a damn bow, that's for sure.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Oh, it just opens.

[Jaime]

No, no, it's open. Okay.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I'm like, oh, my God, Are you.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Kidding me right now?

[Haley]

It has a clasp.

[Jaime]

He did fun and he put. Saji loves it.

[Haley]

I'm wearing this podcast.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Gonna put it on for the Stop La show. Oh, my.

[Haley]

Wearing this every show of tour. This is. What are you talking?

[Jaime]

Sweet.

[Unknown Male Host]

I'm blinged out.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Oh, my goodness.

[Haley]

Got that ice on me.

[Jaime]

This is so sweet. You love it. Stop.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

This is so pretty.

[Jaime]

We love Bob's present so much, you guys. Thank you so much, Bob. You're the sweetest man in the world. I didn't know what I was missing. I didn't know what I was missing in life until I got a Bob out present.

[Haley]

I'm set.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Oh, yes.

[Jaime]

I'm done. I am. Stick a fork in me. I'm done. These are the love.

[Haley]

Thought I wanted a Rolex. Nope.

[Jaime]

No.

[Haley]

I wanted a Bob bracelet.

[Jaime]

Give me the Bob out bracelet. So, yeah, if you guys want to meet Bob, we're gonna. Bob, we haven't told you this yet, but we would really like for you to be a part of the show. So we know you're coming to the LA show, so we definitely would like to you part of the show.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

This is your formal invitation to be part of the live show.

[Jaime]

Bob part of the live show. Bobarino.

[Haley]

We have to end the show with Bob Out.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Bob out.

[Jaime]

Bob freaking out. All right, guys, I'm gonna kick this freaking joint off after that sweet, sweet little present from Barbarino.

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[Jaime]

Stop licking me.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Okay.

[Jaime]

All right, here we go. My homegirl was dating this guy in a wheelchair, but I stopped being friends with her because she was letting him beat her. Like, why the would you stand or sit somewhere and let him beat you up? You can run, you could push him out of his chair, anything. But you sit there and get beat. I'm still mad thinking about it. I don't know. I don't know if laughing is appropriate, but it's the first instinct I had because, one, I got nervous. And two, it's almost unbelievable.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Behind the fact that you just stood there and let him beat you. So.

[Jaime]

Okay, all right, listen. There was this pimp in Vegas and his name was. His name was Big Mike, and he was in a wheelchair and he had hoes that he used to beat. And I could never figure it out, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't know if maybe it was that kind of relationship. Maybe.

[Haley]

Was it an electric wheelchair?

[Jaime]

Yes. Yeah, dude got around.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Souped up. I'm just saying it could be faster than. I mean, I've seen. I can't. Pretty fast.

[Haley]

I can't run.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, he ran. He ran a tight ship, too.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Damn. Yeah, I respect it, though. I kind of feel like if I was in a wheelchair, I might be beat. Pulled to. Start bar fights because he was going to hit back.

[Jaime]

Listen, if I had a prosthetic, I'd beat people with it. I got off. If somebody tried to. Like, this is. Somebody tried to rob me. And I had a prosthetic, I would take it off and beat with it.

[Haley]

That makes sense. I don't know if I meant just randomly.

[Jaime]

We might get canceled for this conversation.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

No, I just want to be part of it.

[Jaime]

All right, well, I hope your friend is in a safe space now. Guys, listen. We got in trouble because we didn't react how we should have one week on the podcast. And you have to understand, we're reading these for the first time, and sometimes we don't know what to say because we don't want to. One, if it's like a really sad story, it's like, what can you say to make that person feel better? There's nothing you can say. But then two, in a situation like this, it's like, what can we say? We don't. We need a little more context. But it's. It's just. The lady had a point. Like, why would you let that happen? But then I think about Big Mike in Vegas, so I get it. I get it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I mean, what.

[Haley]

Unless, like, the first one was, like, a blow to where she was on the ground and couldn't move. Maybe. I don't. I need more context.

[Unknown Male Host]

Because the person who wrote it was the one who wasn't in the relationship. The friend.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Who's the friend?

[Jaime]

Yeah, but it's like, why stop? You need to be there for your friend. Like, be there for your friend.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Out of the picture.

[Unknown Male Host]

Just stick a broomstick right in the.

[Jaime]

Be there for your friend, though. Like, don't let her get beat up by some dude I don't know. All right, go ahead.

[Haley]

I'm going.

[Jaime]

Please do. Please do.

[Haley]

All right. I have this guy. Kind of a sugar daddy, kind of not. We've never met, never talked on the phone, never FaceTime, just Facebook message. An old friend went to school with him, so he's allegedly a real human and not a ghost with a debit card. He pays me to ask weird questions, send animated pictures, or just say, the most off the wall sexual nonsense imaginable. Basically creative writing, but sponsored. Here's the thing, though. This man is obsessed with the idea of me and a horse. Like, emotionally vested, so invested that he sends animated pictures of me living out a life that would get a podcast episode named after it. At one point, he even drifted into what about your dogs? Territory, and I was like, yeah, absolutely not now. Sometimes it gets so weird that I don't even respond. I just silently pass my husband the phone. I don't. Yuck. Someone's young, but I do Clock out. Anyway, money was made, reality was questioned, and somewhere out there is a man who truly believes. I live on a very imaginative farm.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah, I mean, some people are into that, I guess, but bestiality. That's what I'm saying.

[Jaime]

A lot of people are. It's weird. Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

The horse. What's up with people and horses? We've had a. A submission before about the dude losing his virginity to one.

[Jaime]

So let me tell you about that dude. When there's a lot of dudes like that in the webcam interweb type of area, and what those guys do is they take whatever videos or pictures you're sending them, and they put them on multiple websites. So you have to be very, very, very careful what you put out into the world. We call them pit collectors.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

So that guy was literally paying her for these pictures and then probably turning.

[Jaime]

Around and turning around and selling them or putting them on a dark web website or something like that. Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Didn't know that was a thing.

[Haley]

What about your dogs is wild?

[Jaime]

Yeah, that's.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

It's.

[Jaime]

Well, that's crazy because they get paid more for stuff like that. You get paid more for, like, just off the wall disgusting. Especially on the dark web. Yeah. All right. You're welcome, lady. Ladies, I just gave you some game.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That's crazy.

[Jaime]

All money ain't good money, baby. Trust me, that part.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

All right. This one is a little on the longer side, but it is called 3am Call Booze, Blowjobs and bagels.

[Jaime]

Sounds pretty good.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I was very intrigued. I manage a popular coffee shop, and it was 24 hours. Recently took over this location and received a phone call at 3am from my midnight baker lady claiming that she was graped. Hauled my ass up to that store and I see three cops, two teenage boys standing outside. I walk inside, this employee girl goes running up to me, hugs me, and I am just so confused. The officer instantly snaps, asking if I know the situation. I said, no, I just got here. He takes me to the office and there is my owner's daughter in the office as well, shaking, watching the cameras from what's happening. Apparently this lady told these boys if they go get her booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetched the booze.

[Jaime]

Boys, as in age appropriate?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

No. Oh, yeah. Wait. And teenage boys standing outside. So, I mean, they could have been 18, though. We don't know.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Apparently this lady told these boys if they went and got booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetched the booze and and she brought them inside. They started laughing and taking shots, hanging out behind the drive through. And then she takes one of the boys into the office and gets him comfortable. Gets on her knees, completely willing, may I add, as the other friend is now helping himself and making himself a hearty sandwich at the soup and sandwich station. When she completes the job, he got up and went to check out on his friend and his sandwich. She purposely pushed the panic button and that's when she got called. Obviously the boys were confused when the cops show up. When I get done watching the footage with two officers, her and my boss still has the headset on, trying to take orders, drunk. I reached over, the officer, snatched the headset off of her in disbelief. In conclusion, they were all banned. And after the police left, the boss and I smoked a cigarette in shock for a minute and went outside and went back inside. Threw out everything that had been touched and baked and remained and began bleaching everything.

[Jaime]

H, that's another one where it's like, like, how am I supposed to react to this or comment to this? That's so heavy.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

How do you claim one thing not knowing that there's cameras everywhere.

[Jaime]

Sounds like she might have not been normal upstairs. She might have had. She might have been a few tacos short of a taco stand.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Few grapes short of a fruit salad. Okay. Yeah.

[Haley]

What else you got?

[Jaime]

Nothing, I got nothing. A few laundry sheets.

[Haley]

You got short of a hamburger, short of a dryer.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

What?

[Haley]

First thing that came to mind? I don't know.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I don't know. That that whole situation just did not rub me the right way because we didn't really know if the kids were of age and like how old the lady was. Yeah, how old is the lady?

[Haley]

Because I'm thinking like 90.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Chime Announcer]

Where?

[Haley]

My coffee shop context.

[Jaime]

Well, obviously the kids went and bought.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Alcohol though, so maybe they weren't teenagers.

[Unknown Male Host]

They didn't buy it, they fetched it.

[Jaime]

What does that fudgeing mean? How do you fetch alcohol?

[Unknown Male Host]

If they would have bought. She would have said they bought the alcohol and came back. But they probably got it from like their parents house or. Seems to me like they were younger, like 21. Maybe they were like 20, 18.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Unknown Male Host]

She was working there and.

[Jaime]

Well, you shouldn't have been doing it, you weird bitch. Okay. And then the fucking, you know, like, come on. It's just disgusting.

[Haley]

I would have been the friend though, that's making the sandwich.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah, same.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah, that's me. I'm like, been like but there's free bagels.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Toast the bread. Yeah, I'm a toasted.

[Unknown Male Host]

I'm toasting the bread.

[Jaime]

All right. Here, I got one for you. I ran away at 13 with a friend of mine. Hitchhiked from Springville, Utah. From Springville, Utah to Salt Lake. Got picked up by three men in their mid-20s. That's scary. They were from Chicago, headed to San Fran. Jumped in the car with them and.

[Bunny]

Took a little trip.

[Jaime]

Ski to Frisco.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

What?

[Jaime]

They took us to Hot Ashbury at night to pick up lsd. I had no clue what acid was. My friend and I took a few little squares. Needless to say, we were tripping balls by the end of the night. My friend got hit by a car. She survived. And some rando dude took me home to his basement. Invited a few of his buddies to come look at me like I was on display at a museum. Allowed me to sleep my trip off, made me breakfast, and bought me a bus ticket home. I could have ended up on a milk carton. My guardian angels have definitely worked overtime on me. And this random dude probably saved my life. I have no clue who he was, where he came from or why he was there. Not one of them was inappropriate with me. And the guys from Chicago have no idea. I have no idea about them either.

[Bunny]

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[Unknown Female Host 1]

Is this from the 60s?

[Jaime]

I don't know. That's crazy.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That sounds like some crazy that would happen in the 60s where you're just hitchhiking places.

[Jaime]

But also those are one of those stories from your childhood. Because I have crazy stories like that too, where it literally teach you. Teaches you so many lessons in one situation that it's like you've learned you. You literally. I bet you she's never done that again. I bet you she's learned so many, like, life lessons during that, you know.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That'S entire fast hitchhiking. To think back, how many people hitchhiked? I mean, people don't do it as much nowadays, but like, that's you just putting your thumb out and hitchhiking is wild. Jason's grandma, that's how she met her husband. Yeah, they were hitchhiking. I know Grandma Vera met Jimmy C. You know, my rooster that I talk about. We named him after Grandpa. But she was hitchhiking and it just so happened, like they stopped because the friend knew the friend that was driving. So it's like the girl she was with knew the guy who was driving. He saw them, they stopped, and then that's how Grandma Vera met him. But yeah, can you imagine getting out there, putting your thumb out and getting picked up by literally whoever?

[Jaime]

No. Terrifying. I have too much anxiety for that. But Tasha and I did get picked up one time whenever we were walking down by the trailer park and we were underage and some fudgeing grown ass man picked us up and took us to his house. Like, the amount of that we.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

You just went, huh?

[Jaime]

We had a Porsche. That's all. That's all it took for us. We were like, oh, Porsche, cool. We'll get in. Yeah, bro. But that's what I'm saying is like, we. I never did that again.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

True.

[Jaime]

I learned a lesson.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. You know, and then what'd she say they were going to pick up? LSD.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Just doing random drugs, man. The 60s. Also, like, not saying we don't know if it was 60s, but just like back in the day, how many people you could just go randomly do drugs with is wild crazy. Absolutely wild crazy. Yep.

[Jaime]

We love that story, though. I love it, though. It's like a. It's like a. I'm glad nothing happened to her. But at the end of the day, like, it's actually really cool because none of those dudes were inappropriate with her and a lot of people do not have that ending. And like, kids at home, if any kids are listening to this, do not fucking hitchhike. It's not cool. It's not like it wasn't your 70s. And don't do drugs either.

[Unknown Male Host]

No, don't get hit by a car.

[Haley]

Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, she's fine by a car. Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

So wild. Wild. The drugs that people used to do back in the day. Even my dad would tell me, like, the drugs he would do one time, I don't remember, it was mushrooms or acid. He had done it at a buddy's house, but then was like, oh, I need a pack of cigarettes. So he likes, got in his car just to, like, drive, right? Well, he gets to an intersection, and if, you know, in Santa Cruz, there's like this main highway, but then they have like these little turnoffs. And this was, of course, like way back in the day, so the highway wasn't as big. He got to it and then stopped at the stop sign to pull out onto the highway. And the drugs kicked in at that exact moment. And he sat there until the next morning, his car foot on brake. His car had ran all night long that it ran out of gas and turned off. And his buddy found him the next morning. Was like, dude, I thought you just went home. He had sat there tripping for so long watching the cars go by. And his buddy found him the next morning.

[Jaime]

Yeah, none of that.

[Haley]

I don't want that at all.

[Jaime]

None of that is fun. One ounce of that gave me. Could you imagine Hope.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Foot on break, though.

[Haley]

Why?

[Jaime]

No, his fucking leg was strong as hell.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. Damn, I would have let go so fast.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I do that now. Yeah, you.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

How many times you got? Okay, no, let's talk about it. The mirror. So Haley likes to drive with the mirror facing her so she can see herself the whole time. She got in a car accident one time because of it.

[Haley]

No, not my rear view mirror. I was looking at the mirror, the back of my iPhone.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I thought you meant the rear view.

[Haley]

No, I learned my lesson from that time because I almost got in an accident like 10 years ago. So I was looking at myself, and some dude just slams on his brakes. So from then on, I haven't had it on me, but I was looking at my lashes in my phone case.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

And you rear ended him.

[Haley]

A light tap so much he was like, you're good. Have a good day. I was like.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

All right, Haley.

[Unknown Male Host]

Haley is that type B friend who's just lucky.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Lucky.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. Oh, we actually got this question a couple times, and I'm just gonna. I'm not gonna read, like, a specific one, but everyone wants to know about your legs the other day. You have gotten this question a couple times in Asta. Confess now over the past week, everyone wants to know why your legs were so perfect the other night during New Year's. Can we talk about that?

[Jaime]

My legs?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Your legs? You're wearing tights.

[Jaime]

Oh, yeah. So many people were like, are you getting your tattoo lasered off? And I was supposed to wear fishnet, but it was too much with the outfit. But I also had my ass hanging out, and I didn't want to be, like, super trashy because I'm already trashy enough. So I was like, let me contain the trash a tad bit with some trash bag, some pantalones. So I was wearing pantyhose. It was dancer tights. I guess all the girls wear them on stage and stuff like that.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah, I. I didn't think they looked perfect.

[Jaime]

I think they looked fake. Like, I had.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Everyone was like, her skin is so perfect and flawless, and she doesn't have a single dimple or anything. And our legs. Everyone's legs have shadows and stuff. Your legs were like Barbie doll eggs. Barbie dolls.

[Jaime]

It was pantyhose, guys.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

It was pantyhose. Dancer pantyhose. I wanted to address that because people are like. And then you send the screenshot last night in the group chat.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

The thumbnail on your video on Facebook.

[Jaime]

I didn't pick that. I just upload sometimes, and Facebook randomly picked that. And my ass looks huge.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

It does not.

[Jaime]

It looks nice.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That's why I zoom in.

[Jaime]

Somebody's like, she's gotten fat. I was like, you have no teeth. Okay. Like, style.

[Haley]

It's.

[Jaime]

I just. I can't stand it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Your clapbacks are the comment section. If you want entertainment, just go to the comment section of Bunny's videos and read her clapbacks because it will keep you so entertained for so.

[Haley]

But literally, I saw one today. You said, linda, you're holding a. Someone called you trashy.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You're like, linda, you're holding a bottle alcohol in your profile picture and said, wine tastings. Your second job Sounds trashy to me.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Like, I literally say it in the most monotone voice. Like, people think I'm upset, and I'm really just like, linda, like, are we really doing this right now? You know? Like, I just feel like it's kind of fun for me. It's.

[Haley]

I love saying their name.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Oh, I love it. If you leave me a up comment, I'm gonna go analyze your entire life, and then I'm gonna make you feel bad about it.

[Haley]

I'm on your husband's sister's profile.

[Jaime]

Oh, I found your grandma. Yeah, Grandma can get it. Okay. Meemaw can get it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Dude. I got called the other day.

[Haley]

Whoa.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

And the man was £400. And I'm not exaggerating.

[Jaime]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Was wearing a 5 XL T shirt. And you called me a fat.

[Jaime]

It's just I. I call it. People are like, you shouldn't do that. And I'm like, it's giving them a taste of their own medicine. Because they do that because they've commented on 10 other people and nobody said anything back to them. But you come to my page, I'm going to make you rethink your life.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I'm screenshotting your profile picture and letting them know. That's my favorite thing.

[Haley]

Have you guys seen the girl that will. She will do her makeup to look like the person that comments.

[Jaime]

I just saw her today for the first time, and.

[Haley]

Oh, it's great.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

You haven't seen her before?

[Jaime]

Never.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

And the person always comments is like, I don't look like that. And the Internet's like, that's exactly what you look like. Yeah, that person's dysmorphia is the wrong direction.

[Haley]

Well, they never look good.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Exactly.

[Jaime]

I've never seen a hater that looked better than me ever. Not one time.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Dude, no.

[Jaime]

And I'm not a cocky person. You know what I'm saying? But there's people who are, like, dissecting your body and dissecting your face and, like, talking, and you go to their profile and you're like, oh, okay. I see where life's been rough. I can already tell. Yeah, life's been bad to you. We. We can see that one time you.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Called someone a ramen noodle and you got banned. Banned.

[Jaime]

Yeah. And I called somebody a basset hound.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

She did.

[Jaime]

This dude's hair looked just like ramen noodle. I said, all right, you fudgeing ramen noodle head. And they fudgeing banned me for 30 days.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

She wasn't allowed to comment for 30 days.

[Jaime]

For 30 fucking days. But this guy called me, like, a fat bitch or like something crazy.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And.

[Jaime]

But I don't know. It's crazy.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

It's funny because sometimes you get more trouble clapping back. Even Matt Matthews, they were joking in the comments, and Matt got his comment removed because he called you a crusty, dusty, musty, mildewed hoe. Or something.

[Haley]

Because I. I commented on his, like, serious video of him singing. I was like. I was like, oh, this is good, Crusty. Or something like that. And he screenshot it back. He tried to call me.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Something. He said he removed it.

[Jaime]

Oh, that is so funny.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

That was something. He's hilarious.

[Jaime]

Oh, he just text me right now. Should we read Matt's text message?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

We should FaceTime that. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Make him part of the little Crusty.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Little Crusty.

[Jaime]

Hold on.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

He's calling a lifeline.

[Jaime]

Hold on. We'll FaceTime him. Answer the phone. A little ball. What are you doing?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Cleaning my damn horses stalls.

[Jaime]

Say hi to everybody at home.

[Haley]

Hey, Crusty.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Hi, angels.

[Jaime]

We were just talking about you on the podcast.

[Haley]

Oh, because we're filming.

[Jaime]

We're filming right now. She's talking about how you called her Crusty Dusty Mildew or something and got your comment taken away. We were just. We were just talking about how much we love you.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Oh, I love y'. All.

[Jaime]

I'm coming to help you do your farm chores, too.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yep. Next week. I wish you could come home because these songs.

[Jaime]

Oh, man. You're gonna really put me to work. Oh, great.

[Haley]

I'm scared.

[Jaime]

Don't do to me what you did to Kale, though. I'm not getting on that damn horse.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Absolutely not.

[Jaime]

Well, we love y'.

[Haley]

All.

[Jaime]

I'll text you whenever I'm done filming.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. So excited. We were supposed to go this week, but I was gonna storm.

[Jaime]

Could you imagine us out there doing farm chores and it's rain.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I do that in my lifetime. It sucks because, like I will tell you, wet poop is a different kind of pooper.

[Jaime]

I don't want to talk about it. I have a mud pit right now.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yes. Chicken poop when it's wet.

[Haley]

Wait till. Wait till the next two days. It's about to get worse.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. We're about to have a huge storm come through.

[Haley]

Really?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Oh, Friday to be like, bit.

[Jaime]

Really? Like tornado type. Type?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Is it type? Yeah. I don't know. I have to.

[Jaime]

What a tornado type. What happens?

[Haley]

I just love when you say like, type or like six, seven.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

So, like, nice.

[Haley]

I love it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

So great.

[Haley]

I love it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I don't know. It's supposed to be vic storms, maybe tornadoes. I don't know. A little Nader.

[Haley]

I mean, it is weather for it.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. Because it's hot as right now and then it's pulling in a 40, 70 degrees in January.

[Haley]

If it's 70 and pulling in 40, then there's probably going to be Tornadoes.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That's literally how.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Right.

[Jaime]

It stresses me out when you have livestock. Dude, that is so stressful. I want to go hang out with my babies.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I know.

[Jaime]

Like, if they're gonna go up in the Nader, I'm going up too.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

You want to, like, put them up into a stall.

[Jaime]

I'll be in there playing my organ.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

And they're just merged circling with the organ.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I'm just like. We got crunches under here.

[Haley]

Just.

[Jaime]

Just hang on. I'm looking. Hanging on to Chachi in the basket. Yeah, Chachi's chasing after Chastity. Just jumps in the tornado.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Look, he's upset today. He don't like it.

[Jaime]

He had shots today for baby.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

What are the shots for? Hope it's Brad tick. Oh, yeah.

[Jaime]

How long have we been Jaime?

[Unknown Female Host 1]

32.

[Jaime]

Oh, that's good. But that's supposed to do hour long episodes. Everybody wants hour long ass.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

I know that poll. I was not bro. That poll literally said that's a podcast, though.

[Jaime]

Yeah, Yeah, I know. I think everybody doesn't realize that the ass talking festives we made just to like, miniseries. I used to do it on my Instagram. Since I first started, my Instagram was always my ask how confess. And Jay told me one day, he was like, just make it into part of your show. And I was like, you know what? Actually hilarious. Let's do that.

[Haley]

I like the little short ones because.

[Jaime]

I feel like it's. This sustains the curiosity.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah. And I don't think people know now because we started this as actually streaming only. You and I were talking about this. People who are listening to this right now on your favorite podcast, like streaming sites. We do actually have this as a visual on YouTube for free. You can literally come over and watch all four of us on YouTube. We were looking at the numbers and we couldn't believe. Like, everyone listens to us. And I don't think we ever told anyone. This is a visual show, guys.

[Jaime]

So if you're listening, guys, we are not on that paywall anymore. We are literally on back on YouTube. We are a full speed ahead. I have the Bunny XO YouTube, which has a million subs on it. We. I rarely post on there. And then I have. We have the dumb blonde podcast Hub channel that has asked how Confess Throwback podcast, new podcasts. Like, there's so much content on there. You can definitely find something to entertain yourself with.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Nothing's behind a paywall anymore. You guys can go right over there and watch.

[Jaime]

And if you want Unseister Uncensored versions. You can just subscribe to the XO Club right there on YouTube and get every one of those videos ad free, uncensored, everything.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

You can just watch it.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

As we cuss and say all the bad things and vulgar things that get bleeped out on YouTube.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

We have a bunch of new people who are like, I hate all the stuff getting bleeped out. And it's like, bro, you don't understand. YouTube strikes for everything. Which is crazy because some people can have cussing and stuff like that and some people have like rap videos, have crazy. But like, I don't know, when it comes to long form talking, they really demonetize you for everything. So we have to, we have to put it away.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Yeah, behind, behind the little club.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

All right, guys, we'll see you guys next week. Love you.

[Bunny]

Bye.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Love you.

[Jaime]

Bye.

[Unknown Female Host 1]

Bye.