Dumb Blonde Podcast – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Why Was A Tampon Glued To The Wall?"

Date: November 14, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Jaime, Jillian, Sunny

Episode Overview

In this hilariously candid and sometimes gross-out episode, Bunnie XO and her crew dive into wild hotel stories, taboos around cleanliness, confessions about personal struggles, and moments of reflection on friendship and forgiveness. With a signature blend of raunchy humor and emotional realness, the Dumb Blonde squad invites listeners to laugh, relate, and heal as they share everything—from the infamous glued tampon on a hotel wall to heartfelt reflections on personal growth and letting go of grudges.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Musical Past

Timestamps: 03:05–06:01

• The crew reminisces about their childhood musical experiences, joking about being in school bands and doing weird things with string instruments.
• Bunnie admits to not being cool enough for band and everyone pokes fun about being “nerds.”
• "I felt great with that stop sign. Yeah. It was another life, huh?" —Bunnie [04:35]

2. Taboo Hotel Room Confessions

Timestamps: 06:01–10:23

• Prompt: "No one really talks about what goes on in hotel rooms," Bunnie says, cueing everyone to reveal craziest hotel worker stories.
• Jaime, an ex-housekeeper, laments the state of hotel rooms: "People are disgusting. Doesn’t matter if they know someone's coming, they'll leave a log in the bathroom." —Jaime [06:57]
• Bunnie shares stories of living in hotels during wild party years, including an incident where sewage backed up into the room at the Las Vegas Rio:
  "We had to pack up and get a different room, dude. Stepped in it while hungover!" —Bunnie [08:12]
• A dive into drugs, notably the definition and horrors of "crank," with help from Sunny the digital assistant.

3. The Gross-Out Factor: What Really Happens in Hotel Rooms

Timestamps: 10:24–15:08

• Bunnie admits to wild hotel exploits: "I used to leave lube filled handprints on the headboards. It was a time to be alive." —Bunnie [10:53]
• The crew debates hotel room cleanliness and the futility of blacklights.
• Jaime reacts: "Lube handprints on the headboard? That's a lot!" —Jaime [14:24]
• Jillian calls her mom, Mama Susan, for a cleaning story:
  "I thought somebody had got shot in here. Nope, they were doing it on her period. There were hunks." —Mama Susan [15:08]
  The group loses it laughing at “hunks” and the trauma of cleaning up after such guests.

4. More Absurd Hotel Anecdotes

Timestamps: 16:28–29:24

• Odd requests: A luxury hotel guest calls to have a snail removed from their room ("Was she on acid?").
• Schoolyard confessions: The group admits to salting snails as kids, sparking mock guilt and dark humor.
• A tale of a young busboy who delivers room service to a nude senior swinger party.
• A cleaning horror: "A young lady stuck her used tampon on the bathroom wall. The blood acted like glue and it cemented itself there." —Jillian [28:33]
• Jillian: "Why are we putting things on the wall? Disgusting disrespect for people who, you know, are going to have to clean stuff up." [28:49]
• A guest brings expired milk and leaves it in the mini fridge—no one can figure out why.

5. Real Talk: Weight, Health, & Peptides

Timestamps: 20:38–24:59

• Bunnie shares her journey using peptides and new medication (Retta), discussing the struggle with insulin and weight despite intense gym discipline.
• "My entire body is muscle...and still I cannot get the scale to move. So I’m hoping this Retta will titrate me down a little." —Bunnie [24:02]
• They break down the science of sugar, PCOS, and female health.
• Mo’s journey is highlighted as a “science experiment” for weight loss drugs.

6. Major Hotel Scandal Story

Timestamps: 32:36–35:32

• Jaw-dropping story about conference guests: A man is found, bloodied and in underwear, after a fight with his secret boyfriend—who had soiled the bed in the family suite.
• Bunnie sums up: "The moral of the story is, if you want to cheat on your wife...do your business in the smaller, uglier room, not the expensive suite you share with your family." [34:32]

7. Supporting Listener Stories & Fan Community

Timestamps: 35:37–38:33

• Listener Bob's story: Bob, age 77, has lived in a group home since 1982, and the hosts emotionally rally to adopt him as part of the Dumb Blonde family.
  "Bob, we're adopting you. I don't have a grandpa." —Bunnie [36:27]
• Idea blooms: Take Bob on “Bob On Broadway” adventure, complete with merch.

8. The "Cult" Town Experience

Timestamps: 38:34–43:49

• Jillian’s offbeat story about accidentally entering what felt like a religious cult town in Monteagle; the houses are old, perfect, and eerily empty.
• Speculation about whether it's a cult, religious commune, or something less sinister.
• Jillian: "It literally looked like everyone just stood up and walked out and never came back." [41:28]

9. Vulnerability: Friendship Fallouts & Growth

Timestamps: 44:01–57:18

• The tone shifts: Bunnie reflects on a recent painful fallout with a close friend and the challenge of not retaliating publicly.
• "I posted that video because your girl is hurt. I feel very used, very taken advantage of. I have cried about this numerous times because I just don't understand." —Bunnie [45:01]
• Clear decision to not use her platform to hurt:
  "Tearing down people who are in their worst era is not who I am." —Bunnie [45:34]
• Emotional description of choosing forgiveness over drama, featuring a moving comment from a listener:
  “God is changing you...Everyone cannot go where you’re going. Thank him for the clarity and the insight, and let it be. He will protect you and will always avenge you.” —Listener comment read by Bunnie [50:10]
• Update on Monica, a friend who has turned her life around after a similar fallout.

Notable Quotes / Memorable Moments

• On Hotel Cleaning:
  "People are disgusting. Doesn’t matter if they know someone's coming, they'll leave a log in the bathroom." —Jaime [06:57]
• On Personal Growth:
  "Tearing down people who are in their worst era is not who I am." —Bunnie [45:34]
• Listener Empathy:
  "Bob, we're adopting you. I don't have a grandpa." —Bunnie [36:27]
• Vulnerability:
  "I feel very used, very taken advantage of. I have cried about this numerous times because I just don't understand." —Bunnie [45:01]
• Forgiveness:
  “Don’t bother with airing out the laundry, my girl. Prayers your way.” —Listener [50:39 read by Bunnie]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Band/Childhood Memories: 03:05–06:01
• Disgusting Hotel Stories Begin: 06:01
• Sunny explains ‘crank’ (meth): 09:33
• Lube handprints & hotel room confessions: 10:53–14:42
• Mama Susan's period-cleaning horror: 15:08
• Expelled snail, salted snails debate: 17:42
• Nude swinger party story: 25:01
• Used tampon glued to wall: 28:33
• Expired milk mystery: 28:58
• Peptides, weight, and women’s health: 20:38–24:59
• Conference infidelity hotel scandal: 32:36–35:32
• Bob joins the Dumb Blonde family: 35:37–38:33
• Cult-town tale: 38:34–43:49
• Friendship, hurt, choosing forgiveness: 44:01–57:18

Tone & Style Highlights

• Unfiltered, raunchy, and self-deprecating humor is ever-present.
• Hosts share vulnerable moments but keep the mood light-hearted and supportive.
• There’s a theme of embracing growth and turning away from former destructive behaviors.
• Listeners and community get shout-outs and calls for empathy rather than cancellation or hate.

Final Thoughts

This episode is a masterclass in mixing riotous, sometimes stomach-turning humor with depth and emotional honesty. With jaw-dropping hotel stories and real talk about trauma, growth, and forgiveness, Bunnie XO and her squad invite listeners to laugh and heal together, never shying away from the messy or the meaningful.