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Confetti
I ask, tell confess. I ask fast.
Bunny
Hello, friends. Welcome to another ask a church.
Confetti
I sent a video in the chat the other day. Do you remember Winnie the Pooh? And there's the beaver.
Dustin
There's a beaver and win. Nope. Don't. Nope.
Confetti
That's literally Bunny.
Bunny
I love him.
Confetti
In Winnie the Pooh or in Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, there was a beaver. It is literally Bunny.
Dustin
Yeah.
Bunny
How's everybody doing? We're all wearing our shirts from Jason today.
Dustin
Yeah.
Confetti
You guys saw last episode?
Bunny
Yep.
Confetti
Yep.
Bunny
How are you guys doing? You guys got some confessions for us to read today?
Dustin
Yeah.
Confetti
Yeah.
Bunny
Oh, you guys got some good ones. You've been starting off the past two.
Confetti
I brought a video to the table. Oh, can you turn the TV on for me?
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Confetti
Oh, and my friend Chat the other day.
Bunny
Friend chat.
Confetti
Dustin and Amy, okay, they went to. So they come over every week and mow our lawn. They have a lawn care service and they left our house and we're like, we're gonna go to lunch, right? I have to show you guys what they found.
Bunny
Okay.
Confetti
I made her send me a video.
Bunny
Eat the beef, Smell the queef up on this bad boy. Look at it.
Dustin
What.
Bunny
What is that?
Dustin
A cucumber with a condom over it?
Confetti
Someone was getting down in the Zaxby's.
Bunny
What was that used for?
Confetti
In the butt, you think? In the butt, for sure, it's curved.
Dustin
But they're at Zaxby's. That's a nice. That's a nice cucumber.
Bunny
That is. It's. Why is it.
Confetti
Look at. In comparison to Dustin's foot, though? That's the length of his foot.
Bunny
That looks like a squash. Oh, are we sure that's a cucumber? Maybe a zucchini. Yeah, like a zucchini.
Dustin
I don't know, but it's girthy.
Bunny
Golly, that hurt. I. I wonder where that thing's been. We could only ponder.
Confetti
Yeah, it looks all lubed up, too. It's very wet.
Bunny
Why is it all white?
Confetti
That she said there's something in it.
Bunny
Ew.
Confetti
Dude, do you think that the condom was used when they put it on the cucumber?
Dustin
Look at the tip.
Bunny
Listen, people have way too much time on their hands, man.
Confetti
I don't know. I'm not a fan of Zaxby's enough to want to put something in my Somebody film.
Bunny
Somebody's is great. Somebody probably filmed some of content.
Confetti
You like Zaxby's that much?
Dustin
I mean, not to take a cucumber up my ass.
Bunny
She's like, but I'll do some tricks for some chicken fingers. The Nashville Hot chicken fingers. I just saw their damn commercial the other day. Last night. Actually.
Dustin
Actually, no. They took away their club sandwich, which I hope Zaxby's hears this. And I've never been back since.
Confetti
Oh, it pissed me off when they got rid of the birthday cake shake and try to come back with it, and it was not the birthday cake shake. You're a liar. Pissed me off.
Dustin
Pissed me up.
Confetti
Yeah, I was pregnant with, I think, cash when that one came out, and it had, like, a chocolate frosting on it. Damn it. That was good.
Bunny
I've just. I'll take a shake any day. I'm freaking.
Dustin
It does sound.
Bunny
I wish I could have a shake.
Confetti
I feel like I'd throw up if I had a shake right now.
Dustin
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
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Dustin
may or may not go along with this. Okay. In high school in my FFA class, I overheard these two boys who were sitting beside me talking about whenever they get drunk, they stick pears up each other's butts. I interrupted their combo and asked if I heard what they said correctly and they said yes. They acted like it was normal and no big deal. I then asked, I'm not gonna judge or anything but like, are you all gay? And one of the boys said no and that he had a girlfriend. Another question I asked was, how do you not get caught doing that? And the boy that had a girlfriend, his response was, we just wait till my mom leaves the house. I was in shock and disgusted and they just kept saying, we are drunk when we do it. It's not a big deal. I obviously had other thoughts and questions in my mind, but I was already too disturbed to really say anything else.
Bunny
So dude's having a hard time accepting the fact that he might be bi. If you're waiting until your mom leaves the house, you know you're doing something wrong. So why?
Confetti
That's a very soft fruit.
Bunny
Soft? It's round and bulbous. Dude, whose is that big?
Dustin
Which end?
Confetti
Yeah, you gotta start on the small end.
Dustin
I hope they start on.
Bunny
I don't Know man, why a pair
Dustin
start with a cucumber?
Confetti
Have you ever stuck something inside of you?
Bunny
Why not a dick at this point
Confetti
to go inside of you dick is
Bunny
probably a lot more comfortable than a.
Dustin
They probably think that is gay.
Bunny
Yeah, that's crossing
Confetti
the line. Pair not gay dick, gay.
Bunny
Having your best friend shove a pair up your ass is not gay. But hey, we only wait till our mom leaves, so. Yeah, well, that's crazy too. Yeah. All right, well, okay, thanks. Thanks, Haley.
Dustin
You're welcome.
Bunny
Oh, my turn, my turn, my turn. So around seven weeks ago, I saw a TikTok of a girl and her cat. I was instantly, to say the least, attracted to her. To cut a long story short, she's an only fans girl. So I got myself an account and followed her. We've been talking daily ever since and we seem to have such a beautiful mutual connection and I'm happy to see it flourish. She knows I have a partner and father to two stepdaughters and we have a 20 year age gap which we are both comfortable with. I absolutely adore to the bones of this girl and it scares the out of me. What do I. What do I do?
Dustin
He has a partner.
Bunny
He has a partner and two little girls who call him stepdad.
Dustin
So. Okay, so what? Also what do we need? Help.
Confetti
She's being nice to you because you're paying her.
Bunny
Exactly. Yeah.
Dustin
It's like going to the strip club and being like she loves me. Like, sorry, that's what it sounds like. If you guys are talking like off the app, off the only fans thing. I get what you're saying.
Bunny
No, but if there's any. If you're even if you're talking off the app and you're still giving her any sort of monetary compensation, that is the only reason she's talking to you and take away the money and, and see, and listen, I'm not trying to be a hater because girl, get your bag. You know what I'm saying? But at the same time it's like let's call a spade a spade. I was one of those girls. I had so many sugar daddies that I took money from and literally had a man that was my man sleeping next to me. Yes, I would have my ex boyfriends call my sugar daddies and pull licks with me, you know.
Dustin
So now how often would they fall in love with you like that?
Bunny
Sugar daddies? Yeah, it depended on how long. I had quite a few old older rich men fall in love with me that wanted to marry me, but I just could never do that. But this girl for sure is taking him for a ride and the 20 year age gap kind of concerns me because you have two stepdaughters.
Dustin
Yeah.
Bunny
How old are they?
Dustin
Yeah, how old is the girl you're talking to?
Bunny
Yeah, how old is the girl you're talking to? Like I, you know, the grass always seems greener but I promise you it's not.
Confetti
Dude. No.
Bunny
Like yeah. And you're no, you're essentially you are emotionally cheating financially cheating because if you've made an only fans you're for sure you had to pay the subscription.
Dustin
Yeah.
Bunny
You're already checked out. So the best thing you could do is tell your partner and either you guys separate or if she's on board with it and you guys have some sort of agreement, cool. Can continue on. But I genuinely think you need to tell your wife what's going on and yeah, yeah.
Confetti
Hate to break it to you, she don't love you.
Bunny
No, for sure. Take the money away and see how long she talks to you.
Confetti
Exactly like and you probably had to pay her to slide into her DMs
Bunny
on of yeah, I'm sure.
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Confetti
Okay. So this one says I met a boy in middle school, fell madly in love. I came from a toxic family and it was hell. So first chance I got, I moved in with my boyfriend and his family. Well, everything was good at first and before I knew it, after a few years he was staying at his brothers and leaving me behind until I realized he had been cheating on me. So I sold and married his dad. I damn
Dustin
took a turn.
Bunny
I mean and that was, that was like an abrupt turn.
Confetti
Had two kids with him. Let's just say I'm now his stepmom. This won't ever forget my name or how he did me dirty. So I did him dirty. Since my husband has since passed being 20 years older than me. And now I remarried and I'm living the life I deserve with my two children that are now his little brothers. Haha. Karma is a. And hopefully it taught him a life lesson not to over a mentally unstable person. Lol. I hope this finds its way onto the podcast.
Dustin
I like that you read.
Confetti
Lol. Yeah, no, I had to add that in there.
Bunny
Yeah. You know, listen, I don't want to hate the player or the game, but I think that was a little overkill.
Confetti
I do feel like she did it purely out of spite and didn't actually love the dad because now you're saying that you deserve but.
Bunny
And you brought two kids into this world out of spite.
Confetti
Out of spite. Yeah.
Bunny
I don't know. I just feel like that's. That right there alone is, like, going to give you an autoimmune disorder, you know, like, if you have that much anger and unforgiveness in your heart, it's going to come out in other ways later on in life. And I'm not dogging you, girl. At all. I get it. We've all done up shit for revenge. But, I mean, that was. That was a very manic decision.
Dustin
Yes.
Confetti
I was like, you really stuck to that.
Bunny
Yeah. And I get it, man. Getting cheated on is the worst fudgeing feeling ever. And you really, really want to fudgeing. Get those people back when. Whenever they hurt you like that.
Confetti
But maybe slash his tires.
Bunny
Those babies. Yeah, those babies, you know, and. And do those. Does he have a relationship with his little brothers now because of the whole situation?
Confetti
Because there could be a spike thing there. It's like he doesn't want a relationship.
Dustin
Or did that come between him and his dad?
Bunny
Yeah. How was the relationship with him and his dad? Like, did you cause a rift between a son and a father? It's just like. I don't know. There's just so many.
Dustin
Hey.
Confetti
She recognizes her issues. We love an accountable.
Dustin
Sure.
Bunny
We love, love, love, love. A queen that takes accountability. And I'm glad she's living her best life now. Yeah, I love that. My partner and I bought a house in the country last year and have been battling a mouse problem. We finally felt like we got it under control. I was home from work one day, and my dog was fixated on my partner's nightstand. Like he would. Like he would track down critters in other parts of the house. I open the top drawer and see nothing. Close it. Open the bottom drawer. Well, that's where we keep all of our adult toys. When I open the bottom drawer, there is a nest of shredded paper and six pink baby mice in his penis pump. I was beyond baffled. I FaceTimed him at work, and the look of disbelief was incredible, but so valid. We've been so tickled by this and wanted to tell someone because it's hilarious. So this is my throwaway account. I've been waiting all week to share this with y'. All.
Dustin
Oh, in the penis pump as well. Did they take a picture? Because I want to see it.
Bunny
They burrowed.
Confetti
They burrowed in.
Bunny
They burrowed in because it's like a little hamster cage.
Confetti
Oh, my gosh.
Bunny
Yeah. You could never use a. That penis pump ever again. I hope they didn't use it again, y'.
Dustin
All.
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Bunny
is dude got a penis pump. Those things don't even really work anymore. My ex used to use when I've told you guys, I walked in on him in the closet.
Confetti
Oh, in the closet. I remember that one.
Bunny
And I mean he already had a hog on him. So it was like you refer to
Confetti
it as a hog.
Bunny
Yeah. Like, so I'm like, what are we doing? Like, it didn't do anything different.
Confetti
Yeah, it's trauma.
Bunny
It stretches the penis out and, like, hurts it more. I don't think it, like, trauma dick is wild. Maybe they like it because it makes all the blood rush to it. Maybe for assist sensitivity thing, but. Yeah. No, that's hilarious. I hope you guys bomb the out of your house, though. I would freak out with that many mice next to my bed. Oh, God, yeah.
Dustin
What do you do with the mice?
Bunny
I'd like to know where they went in the toilet. Yep, yep. Listen, I free. Listen, I free ladybugs. I do all of that. But mice living in your house? You got to make an example.
Dustin
Take it out.
Confetti
No, we. I do. I live in the country. I got a cat for this exact reason, because we have little mice out in the chicken coops and in the barn, and I can't handle that. And I'm terrified of them getting to the house. So we. You guys all know the series of barn cat scar, but that right there. What were they doing while you were sleeping? That's what I would like to know. Were they running on your bed?
Dustin
Oh, stop. Chills. Yeah, think about it.
Bunny
Flush the whole house down the drain. I can't do it.
Confetti
Burn the whole.
Bunny
Burn the whole down. Poogie. I'm over it.
Dustin
What do we got? One. Okay, this is from Sierra. Not mine, but my sister's story. And she's no longer with us, so I'm gonna tell it. This is only for you because you like and buttholes. She said my sister had a thing with this guy. Hideous, in my opinion. I was 21 at the time. We were all drinking, and my sister's friend ends up walking me home. My sister had a migraine. She gets in her purse and takes what she thought is Tylenol. Oh, no, they were laxatives. Her and dude end up doing the deed. I was not there for this, but as my sister told it, he was coming and said, wow, you're so wet. Then said, do you smell my sister? His whole bed. And it was graphic. She ran to the bathroom and threw herself in the shower to wash the off. She came out to him, nowhere to be seen, with a Walmart bag on top of her shoes with her filled pants and a sticky note that said, please don't contact me again.
Confetti
The sticky note you could have just left. I think she would have known.
Bunny
Sticky notes.
Confetti
Wild.
Dustin
How did you know where a sticky note was?
Bunny
She was in his house. Yeah.
Dustin
But where'd he go? Oh, that was. Oh, yeah, it was his house.
Bunny
Yeah, that's.
Confetti
He left his house.
Bunny
That's even.
Confetti
That motherfucker went on a drive. He said, I gotta go. He said, I need a sink big.
Bunny
Yeah. My thing is, is I don't care how much diarrhea I have. I know when it's coming out.
Confetti
Yeah. You didn't know that she was drinking at all?
Dustin
She was drinking and laxative.
Confetti
That's.
Dustin
She probably felt like she was just, like, finishing and it was from a different hole.
Bunny
Oh, gosh.
Confetti
You know how he the into her?
Bunny
Because I went on her. Were they doing anal? Were they doing anal?
Dustin
I don't know.
Bunny
I have so many questions.
Confetti
I have somebody going.
Bunny
I mean, I. I'm really into the story. I gotta know. I'm like, no one got me. Listen, guys, listen. We need full context. I need every last detail because my mind wanders, you know, like, is it the.
Dustin
I want to know if it's the Walmart bag with the smiley face on it.
Bunny
I want to know where he found a pin and a sticky note, like
Dustin
in that amount of time.
Confetti
So quick.
Bunny
Yeah, so quick. While she's in the shower. Poor girl. And that's not.
Dustin
That's.
Bunny
Listen, dude, that dude sucks.
Dustin
Yeah.
Bunny
Okay. Like, let's really talk about it. That dude sucks.
Confetti
He should have been helping you out. Hey, let's wipes out or something.
Bunny
Are you okay? Like, holy. I'm so sorry that this happened.
Confetti
Like, that man ain't.
Bunny
Yeah, he ain't. I'm sure. You know what? He probably the bed one time after that.
Dustin
Maybe it was his.
Bunny
Yeah, it could have been his. Wasn't even the sisters. Yeah. I've got so many questions.
Confetti
Wait, I can't choose between the two. I think I'm gonna go with this one. My hubby and I are nymphos. Back in the hippies.
Bunny
Like, sex, I mean, all the time.
Dustin
Okay.
Confetti
Okay. So back in the hippie days. Free love. We streaked naked the neighborhood with.
Bunny
Back on the hippie days. So 70s and.
Confetti
Yep. Okay. And that's when it began. So their. Their love for sex together was streaking naked with sparklers. We had sex in the woods at a family reunion on a bank near the river in broad daylight in a showroom car. That was a tricky one, but we did it. I sat on his lap while the salesperson.
Bunny
Okay, so they're Voyers. They're not nymphos. They're Voyers.
Confetti
What the hell is that?
Dustin
That means. I thought it was when you're on vacation.
Bunny
No, a Voyer is people who like to have sex in public places. And. And. And like the idea of getting caught.
Confetti
Oh, this is a new word. The more, you know, I sat on his lap while the salesperson was away. He slipped it in. The excitement, the thrill. That day in our backyard pool at a Free Love concert. It was always a journey, and it happened often. I would always wear a dress with nothing underneath, and he would always wear shorts or something. That made it easy access to have sex happen in the strangest places. It was the best sex I ever had. It was a crazy ride and a love affair. We didn't care. Free love. Hippie days. Yes. I'm an old lady now, and I still rock having a great sex life, period.
Bunny
We love that for her.
Dustin
Go her.
Bunny
I love that. I wonder if her and the dude are still together.
Confetti
It doesn't sound like it.
Bunny
Oh, yeah.
Confetti
She just loved that.
Bunny
That's gonna be me one day reminiscing about my wild hoe days. I'm telling you, man, life creeps up on you fast, dude.
Confetti
Yeah. She's in her 60s now.
Bunny
Go, go, you go, you mama. That means she's got her hormones right, too. We stan a HRT queen for Anna. Nimity for anonymity. Keep me anonymous. What does that mean? Call me Jack. Okay. I want to come out to my family as gay. What do I do for context? I am a teenager. Oh, sweet boy.
Confetti
Okay, I get it.
Bunny
Well, Jack, this is kind of a personal question, because we don't know, like, the background of your family. I don't want to walk you into something that is going to completely devastate you or traumatize you. I would need to know more information on how to approach that. But I do think there's nothing better in this life than living authentically in the skin that you're in.
Confetti
Yep.
Bunny
So I think, you know, we would probably need to know more details. If you can circle back, that would be awesome. And then we could guide you a little bit better. But just blindly going in.
Confetti
Yeah, because, like, testing the waters. We would definitely need to know where the parents standpoint in this. Like, what kind of. You know, because you could test the waters with them, and they could be already fully accepting of this, Right?
Bunny
Yeah, they probably already know.
Confetti
True.
Bunny
Yeah. You think that parents don't know, but we know. We know when somebody is, you know, batting for the other team because you can just tell.
Confetti
Yeah. They might already know, or they could be completely oblivious. But I do feel like you could probably pry a little bit without being too obvious and get their standpoint just from that right there.
Bunny
I'm sure they already. If he's asking for our advice, I'm assuming they're probably not easy to talk to because he probably would have already came out to them. But that's again, me making assumptions. So I can't.
Confetti
Yeah, we need more. More context to that one would be great because we would love to help you.
Bunny
Yeah.
Dustin
Yeah.
Confetti
In that journey because it is such a beautiful thing to live authentically yourself.
Bunny
Yep.
Confetti
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Bunny
Proud of you.
Confetti
Hey, you came out to us. That's what matters.
Bunny
Yeah. We love. I love that. You guys want to do one more? I got one more. You have one more. Go ahead.
Dustin
I got one more.
Bunny
Go ahead. I've been really thinking about a bag of chips this whole freaking show.
Confetti
Yeah.
Bunny
What?
Confetti
What are you thinking?
Bunny
Sour cream. But I can't eat the whole thing. I just can share it with you. One. Okay, I have a couple.
Dustin
Okay, here's a story I probably shouldn't be telling, but it's too funny not to. When I was 14, I had a best friend named Kate. We were inseparable. One day we were hanging out alone at my family's pool, just messing around with the jets. And then the idea hit me. I thought, what if I sit directly on the jet? And not just sit, but, like, really commit to the bit. Naturally. I did it for the sole purpose of making her laugh. At first it was funny. Too funny. So I stayed there longer than I should have, which was my first mistake. The second I got off, I realized I had made a catastrophic. Catastrophic miscalculation. I had to clinch for my life. I'm talking immediate emergency situation. I bolted out of the pool, yanked my bikini to the side, and proceeded to absolutely destroy the side of my house. No warning, no mercy.
Bunny
Oh, she gave herself an enema. Damn.
Dustin
Oh, wait. Oh, no, there's more. Kate's dying. Laughing. I'm half laughing, half fighting for my dignity. And here's the worst part. After we finally pulled ourselves together, we went back and did it again.
Bunny
I think all girls have a jet story.
Dustin
First of all, I wasn't rich. My pool didn't have jets.
Bunny
I had an above ground pool that had jets. Okay, we weren't rich.
Dustin
I didn't have jets. But no, I. I don't have a jet story.
Bunny
I do.
Confetti
That's unfortunate for you.
Dustin
Oh, okay.
Bunny
You got a jet story. Beams.
Confetti
I feel like waterish.
Bunny
Okay, do tell.
Dustin
What am I missing out on?
Confetti
Oh, no, I was younger. I'm not talking about that.
Bunny
I can't ever pull anything out of Mimi. She'll say. She'll say yes, and she'll allude to something, but she'll never go into detail.
Confetti
My mom watches this.
Dustin
My entire family watches this.
Confetti
Yeah. Hey, Susan.
Bunny
Hey. Hey, Susan. So I think her giving herself an enema is hilarious. She must have been barren down. She had to for like a second. Like, she had to been on.
Dustin
Is that what an enema does?
Bunny
Oh, yeah. It cleans you up.
Confetti
Yeah. I mean it.
Bunny
Yeah. You could put water up your butt like Mountain spring water up your ass. And that's an enema, too. And it'll come out.
Confetti
Not just the saline, isn't.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah.
Dustin
Like an oil change.
Bunny
You could put coffee up your ass.
Confetti
I've seen people do coffee.
Bunny
Put coffee up their ass and do coffee.
Dustin
What does that do?
Bunny
Cleans your whole out. Does it, like, give you the. Do you wake up?
Confetti
I don't.
Bunny
I've done it. I can't remember. Did I do one? I think I did one and it made me, like, cracked out, I would imagine.
Confetti
It's like putting cocaine in.
Bunny
Yeah.
Dustin
I never stuck anything up my ass, Kaylee.
Bunny
I mean, you've never had an enemy,
Dustin
but I meant like that.
Bunny
Yeah, well, you don't have a problem.
Dustin
No, I don't.
Bunny
Until you're constipated. And that's your last resort.
Confetti
Oh, I had a enema when I was giving birth to cash. After I had cash. Because, like, you know, like, anesthesia and stuff, you get plugged up really bad and you're not supposed to push afterwards. Tragic.
Bunny
Oh, yeah. I love a little baby enema. Just stick it in there. I did one the other day and I pooped, and it was in the shape of a J.
Confetti
And I came in a picture. Didn't you?
Bunny
Yeah, I know. I told my husband about it, though. He was really proud.
Confetti
The amount of poop pictures I've seen from you. From you as well.
Dustin
There was one that. I literally still can't believe. That one.
Confetti
You know what color you're. Is it the color?
Dustin
That one?
Confetti
That one. You saw that one.
Dustin
That one was wild.
Confetti
That was the craziest, most perfect poop.
Dustin
Oh, it didn't cut off. I don't know.
Bunny
It was healthy. I miss. I haven't had one like that since.
Confetti
Really?
Bunny
Oh, that one was probably.
Dustin
Don't have to anymore. That cleared your entire system.
Bunny
Yeah.
Dustin
A couple years.
Bunny
That was probably like 20 years of just. That came out of me. Yeah.
Confetti
Yeah, that color was nice.
Bunny
Yeah. All right, guys, we are out of here. See you next week, lovey.
Dustin
Bye.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Why Was the Cucumber Wet at Zaxby’s"
Episode Date: May 15, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Dustin, Confetti
In this riotously candid episode, Bunnie XO and her co-hosts Dustin and Confetti dive into raunchy confessions, personal anecdotes, and wild listener submissions. The group discusses everything from bizarre fast food discoveries to revenge relationships, mishaps with pool jets, and advice on coming out. True to the Dumb Blonde style, the conversation is hilarious, raw, and often veers into the territory of TMI, all delivered in a spirit of camaraderie and relatability.
If you love wild, hilarious confessions with a mix of mature advice and no-holds-barred authenticity, this episode is a must-listen. You’ll cringe, laugh, and maybe even relate a little too closely.